Aussie’s Unluckiest Kenyan - Mkurugenzi Diastories 3 Ep 2

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @introvert-14
    @introvert-14 Рік тому +29

    I think nime take long because the time I was hear subscribers walikua 250K now it 520K🎉,,, East African people come on let take Mkurugenzi to 1 million bana let us make him the East African Mr Beast we can do more than a million ❣️

  • @thomasnyoro878
    @thomasnyoro878 Рік тому +91

    Whats a nice day to end a weekend with mkuru and a win for united

  • @demetramuthoni9161
    @demetramuthoni9161 Рік тому +10

    Aki the love I have for this man🥰🥰... I wish you see my 7 months old daughter, waiting for " wakurugenzi wewe, my men"... Aki ye hucheka ..... Mkuru you always make my daughter's day❤

    • @carolkimani5937
      @carolkimani5937 Рік тому +1

      My son is 3 na the same statement wanangojaa😂😂😂

  • @Victor.M.K
    @Victor.M.K Рік тому +46

    You guys know Mr mkuru is not pregnant but he delivers ❤

  • @808smooke
    @808smooke Рік тому +68

    his dry jokes are suprisingly hilarious

  • @enockkiki9755
    @enockkiki9755 Рік тому +46

    When you just test mkuru's stories just know you're done😂haina comeback, pure vibes❤

  • @mamo3975
    @mamo3975 Рік тому +23

    The fact that hatujaskia ambulance just shows how good the sound crew is

    • @vinpettit
      @vinpettit Рік тому

      Ni vile hujavaa headphones...mimi nimeiskia

    • @KIM-xl6zs
      @KIM-xl6zs Рік тому

      Tumeskia ata bila headphones

  • @dennismwendwa5330
    @dennismwendwa5330 Рік тому +15

    My all time favorite story teller, Mkuruu. 😍 You share the same name with our lastborn, Mutua😍

  • @franciskimani4038
    @franciskimani4038 Рік тому +4

    That jamaa is already a legend kuovercome hizo scandals zote it's inhuman,,, God really have his purpose on him asigive up one day atasema he did it💯💯💪

  • @alex_the_man.
    @alex_the_man. Рік тому +476

    There was a fire at the shoe factory 😢... luckily no soles were lost 😎
    Edit: thank you for 194 likes ❤️
    I'm now famous 😂😂
    Edit 2: 231 likes? I'm now a celebrity 😂😂

  • @monicawiley1279
    @monicawiley1279 Рік тому +25

    How cool is it that I'm listening to this on a flight to Sydney Aus..wearing mkuru merch😊

  • @loner_tales
    @loner_tales Рік тому +32

    Mkurugenzi 😂ntakutafuta sasa juu ni kama huleti High on heroines 😂 na headline hitters😂....... utafffrrraaaaaiiiaa gatheeee 😂🎉

    • @nathankitsao187
      @nathankitsao187 Рік тому +3

      Mkurugenzi you better listen to this outcry ju tukikushika utafraaaaaia, high on Heroine na Headline Hitters ziflow

    • @SirmohVisuals
      @SirmohVisuals Рік тому +1

      Manze hii kuwait imekua mob😂😂🥱

  • @mercymulandi5102
    @mercymulandi5102 Рік тому +7

    Watching keenly for my bro who is in Australia for studies. Thanks to truwth watch dog n mkuru.. am sure amlearn hata angukia hii wash wash

  • @bobojojo844
    @bobojojo844 Рік тому +11

    A petition for Mkuru atuletee diastories moja safi ya Korea😎

  • @kenmuthomi5089
    @kenmuthomi5089 Рік тому +54

    When Mkuru touches his nose, my inner me :'it's about to go down'😂😂

  • @alvin254-g43
    @alvin254-g43 Рік тому +1

    Mkurugenzi is the best story teller of all time... Na kurelate vitu..

  • @abdikadirdaganem.7397
    @abdikadirdaganem.7397 Рік тому +5

    I have some Headline hitter suggestion stories for Mkuru..
    1.Andes Plane crash disaster.
    2.Bhopal gas disaster.
    3.7/7 bombing.
    4.Pearl Harbour attack.
    5.Sinking of Costa Concordia

    • @pmkariithi
      @pmkariithi Рік тому

      I second Andes plane disastor

  • @djphero1186
    @djphero1186 Рік тому +18

    we are taking shots every time Mkuru says "haina mambo" 😂😂😂

  • @juddysjournal1190
    @juddysjournal1190 Рік тому +16

    My cousin did the same to me, after a few transactions, a lady called me asking for the dog I sold her, I live in Washington and the dog was sold in Vegas.... nilijichuna masikio, your own blood can sell you

  • @iantarus3417
    @iantarus3417 Рік тому +3

    Daamn like thanks alot mkuru ur videos are therapeutic man been depressed bt ur vids keeps me going ❤🔥

  • @mutaicherobon6550
    @mutaicherobon6550 Рік тому +7

    Our national treasure at it again❤ looking like a snack

  • @sulemanlubanga2616
    @sulemanlubanga2616 Рік тому +1

    Mkuru stories has made me very vigilant bcz i trust people easily but now 😊am very prudent bcoz of Mkuru's story God bless you 🙏

  • @nkathapamela5703
    @nkathapamela5703 Рік тому +3

    ❤❤thank you mkuru,,here we learn and get entertained,,, I wish that guy well,,,he never willingly did that I believe God will see him through,,,

  • @domfaramani5947
    @domfaramani5947 Рік тому +3

    Just trust the process it's the advice of the day ......no need for easy money

  • @titusmusyoki7700
    @titusmusyoki7700 Рік тому

    Mkurugenzi is the best story teller, alf kuna ile story jamaa alienda Yard pale Mombasa, akachukua machine mpya land cruiser prado kupeleka dame out, then key akaanguka ferry. Inaitwaje nataka kurefer jamaa aone ❤❤❤❤

  • @sojaboi4958
    @sojaboi4958 Рік тому +1

    Now we have open our 3 eye i have been waiting for this info thank so much big bazuu 👑

  • @cantononyino1610
    @cantononyino1610 Рік тому +1

    Mazee mkuru.God bless you for the lesson.mtu huingia kwa ngori hajui ivi tu🙂

  • @rosemwanduka8351
    @rosemwanduka8351 Рік тому +7

    Eagerly waiting ❤❤

  • @joylenegituaratv8903
    @joylenegituaratv8903 Рік тому +16

    The introduction is funny 😂😂😂 ❤Bwana Mkuruu for always putting a smile on my face 🤗😊😊

  • @Felixmuinde2
    @Felixmuinde2 Рік тому +3

    I love diastories ❤.. Thanks to mkurungezi ❤

  • @karimimiriti3827
    @karimimiriti3827 Рік тому +9

    I know it
    it’s about to go down
    Just to see Mkuru
    You deliver it perfectly banae
    We learn through mistakes

  • @archangelwan
    @archangelwan Рік тому +6

    I have nothing against Scammers, they should run scams without harming helpless people

  • @Hot_PlateMeals
    @Hot_PlateMeals Рік тому +3

    Tuko hapa...oz oiy oiy...we are here listening 🎶 🙌

  • @dennoh_phennal5754
    @dennoh_phennal5754 Рік тому +17

    Finally Mkuru is back with the puns,,keep on cooking😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @kev2543
      @kev2543 Рік тому

      I see what you did there😂😂😂

    • @alex_the_man.
      @alex_the_man. Рік тому +1

      Very nice 😅😅

  • @christineojwang-n7m
    @christineojwang-n7m Рік тому +5

    Waiting eagerly to watch

  • @KiogoraKimaita
    @KiogoraKimaita Рік тому +4

    My guy!! What a beautiful way to end my weekend. Big up Mkuru

  • @tonykipchumba
    @tonykipchumba Рік тому +1

    Atleast hii sio kama prank naona kwingine after so many pranks mtu haezi realize n prank legit content mkuru💯💯💯

  • @starbossworld3478
    @starbossworld3478 Рік тому +3

    The advice 💯💯💯Needed to hear that so bad. Thank You Mkuruu!!!!

  • @toorishane9142
    @toorishane9142 Рік тому +4

    The fact that the jokes are dry makes it more funny 😅😅😅

  • @felx2football
    @felx2football Рік тому

    Watu wanajita wakurugenzi na namba ya views ni more than likes,big up mkuru for good work ❤

  • @bonifacekaranja3906
    @bonifacekaranja3906 Рік тому +2

    Mkuru btw we need you and other content creators you continue to speak out on the failures of the government may be nyinyi watawaskiza

  • @CalvinMogaito-gx3px
    @CalvinMogaito-gx3px Рік тому +5

    Si hata mnipee like jameni 😢

  • @agnesladasha5641
    @agnesladasha5641 Рік тому +2

    Beautiful story good work much ❤ ❤ ❤ 🙏

  • @holphakinya4977
    @holphakinya4977 Рік тому +2

    I am so happy and exited

  • @peshlucy987
    @peshlucy987 Рік тому +3

    Very educating ... enyewe nowadays unapata msee ako 23and ni millionaire unashangaa mm wa 27what did I do wrong weeh trust the process and fanya kitu legit

  • @tonygathogo702
    @tonygathogo702 Рік тому +5

    What an epic way to start off the week😂

  • @alexiousdefranco6137
    @alexiousdefranco6137 Рік тому +6

    @Mkuruu Ati umesema baba wa taifa ni Flying Mantis✈️✈️😂

  • @teddykimani1399
    @teddykimani1399 Рік тому +1

    Quite informative.Hii almost inifanyikie lakini nikaamua kuinvest in learning by myself

  • @UndersqoMuzik
    @UndersqoMuzik Рік тому +3

    Picha ni safiiii, top notch production🔥💯

  • @corne7871
    @corne7871 Рік тому +18

    got me at perth,,,atleast that joke was not pathetic😁😂

  • @djshii322
    @djshii322 Рік тому +3

    Thank you abel kwa kuchanua hawa wasee my siz na alimaliza form 4 last week hii kitu ya forex imemuingia hadi Kwa damu anapea Wazae pressure ati Kuna shule iko spur Mall ya kutrade anadai ku enroll but for me nilikataa na nukashow my parents that those things are big scam wasijaribu kutoa doo hata 1 bob

    • @MbitiKioni
      @MbitiKioni 10 місяців тому

      Forex ni ukweli. UA-cam ikona alot of free information. Let her search 'introduction to forex' apa UA-cam then awatch hizo videos. With time atachanuka solo na atajua kuseive information.

  • @kymkym4133
    @kymkym4133 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for educating us 🙏🙏

  • @mwaikadu7474
    @mwaikadu7474 Рік тому

    The cameraman and the editor mmerembesha huyu gathee ajab . Kazi safi wakuu

  • @victorychelangat9724
    @victorychelangat9724 Рік тому +1

    phews ,now relieved been waiting for a story from you

  • @esthergichohi9568
    @esthergichohi9568 Рік тому +9

    Guys have you noticed the new build body of mkuru😂

  • @IBRAH495
    @IBRAH495 Рік тому

    Been busy but no way i can sleep after seeing mkurus notification bana

  • @TheBarakas
    @TheBarakas Рік тому

    watu wanafanywa mbaya huku nje bana... Lots of love from The Barakas 😍🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @Muchirigraphics3
    @Muchirigraphics3 Рік тому

    Thanks mkuru for enlightening us,have learnt a lesson,big up

  • @nkathapamela5703
    @nkathapamela5703 Рік тому +3

    ❤😂😂😂😂yooh mkuru,,a moment of silence for Kenyans,, we're dealing with so much

  • @sheriffrickie1706
    @sheriffrickie1706 Рік тому

    Nipeni likes za mkuruu it's been 3yrs tukiwa pamojaa ❤

  • @SamuelNjamba-qc1re
    @SamuelNjamba-qc1re Рік тому +1

    Headline hitters umetukausha sana. Tunangoja kuvalia kama first officer. Nakuru Mob love

  • @mukuria_ian
    @mukuria_ian Рік тому

    Its hooooot ❤🎉...much love from apa CHUKA UNIVERSITY ❤..tunakuskizanga apa kwa system📻 tukiwa ploti😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patriciakirop4850
    @patriciakirop4850 Рік тому +3

    The intro🤣🤣🤣eeey mkuru jameni

  • @millykerebi.2415
    @millykerebi.2415 Рік тому +3

    Acha nifunge comment ya watu wa premier gang tukisonga😊❤❤

  • @junemugera1647
    @junemugera1647 Рік тому +1

    Mkurugenzi unakuwanga genius wa jokes za hapo mwanzo mwanzo😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josephmaina9010
    @josephmaina9010 Рік тому +1

    Mkuru to the world...💪

  • @bornashae777
    @bornashae777 Рік тому +1

    Mkuru is laughing with good mannęrs 0:13 0:14 0:15 0:16 0:17 0:17 😂😂big up manze Jah Akubless tu sana❤🙏kwa kazi yako safi👍

  • @kennedygakenia7152
    @kennedygakenia7152 Рік тому +3

    Mkuru this almost happened to my sister in the states na nilikuwa nimemuwon.

  • @lwandomweetwa2908
    @lwandomweetwa2908 Рік тому

    Hapo minute 10.37 ish ukasema njamaa!😅 Ukambani memories zikanikumba🇿🇲🇰🇪♥️

  • @QueenOnesmas
    @QueenOnesmas 2 місяці тому +1

    I love you 😍 ❤ Mkuruu

  • @hanadalahihussein4394
    @hanadalahihussein4394 Рік тому

    The best story teller

  • @felistarwangui83
    @felistarwangui83 Рік тому

    Nice one very addicted to mkuru stry ,

  • @RugbyLawn
    @RugbyLawn Рік тому +1

    From today I will follow the Right Perth 😅😅😅😅 0: 0:08

  • @alphatwist7811
    @alphatwist7811 Рік тому

    My wife amekosana na mimi juu nafuatilia shows zako sana anasema atanilipia show yako moja nikuje unipigie tu story juu i have become addicted...Mkurugenzi imekua salamu kwa nyumba

  • @C.B.K.
    @C.B.K. Рік тому +2

    Kazi safii ABEL

  • @briangicheru452
    @briangicheru452 Рік тому +2

    Hehe ma pilots wako "flight mode" mbaya😅😅

  • @katemoseti929
    @katemoseti929 Рік тому +1

    Mkuru thanks for entertaining us consistently, lakini tuko na dryspell ya "Headline Heaters " sana, Speaking for many 🤭

  • @bennah950
    @bennah950 Рік тому

    Right on time mkruu tu the fullest

  • @izooh1216
    @izooh1216 Рік тому +2

    The tugokeraa tenee😂😢..kinatuhumble hukuu ....

  • @iconletioh1785
    @iconletioh1785 Рік тому +5

    Most people get lost in Australia because thay fail to follow the right perth😂😂😂😂😂 I got it right 😂😂😂😂 hiyo ni kaliiiiik

  • @vinnash_kk7709
    @vinnash_kk7709 Рік тому +10

    watu wa Man U tunakuja apa tukishatandika Everton kama burukenge🤣🤣😂😂

    • @that_boy_Yegon
      @that_boy_Yegon Рік тому

      Tumenyorosha 0-3😂😂

    • @vinnash_kk7709
      @vinnash_kk7709 Рік тому

      @@that_boy_Yegon Garnacho akaekelea baiskeli kama nduthi 👌🔥😅😅

  • @Gnaxfx
    @Gnaxfx Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂uko na ujinga mkuu hiyo joke ya intro ni kali😂💯

  • @augustinesaidimu6090
    @augustinesaidimu6090 11 місяців тому

    Niko na challenge, na ni project kubwa: Anza series utueleze ile ushenzi iliendelea kwa hii dunia between 1914 na 1945. Events za WW1 and WW2.

  • @B.Nisa_ink
    @B.Nisa_ink Рік тому

    nilikua nimemiss hizi opening jokes ajabu❣❣❣

  • @chebetbiarose3342
    @chebetbiarose3342 Рік тому +2

    Kukuruu si uongee that is my 2yo words.tuko rada mbaya😂😂😂 0:00 😂😂

  • @kevokevoo9725
    @kevokevoo9725 Рік тому +1

    Mambo ni matatu...mkuu... mkuru na mkurugenzi

  • @lucymutia7643
    @lucymutia7643 Рік тому

    Hustle will give way one day nothing comes easy

  • @Montanah254.
    @Montanah254. Рік тому

    Mkuruu my role model💪💪have never understood how idle I am spending the whole day nkiskiza tu story za ii raia😂is he blessed in a way or he's using some kamba jujuu😂sounds abnormal to me coz cant run away ftom this dude kwanza apo kwa aviation wueeeh

  • @Mr.joshua19
    @Mr.joshua19 Рік тому +3

    #ifikie mkuru that we a still waiting for part 2 ya undercover Qatar 🇶🇦 1:03

  • @MercyKerubo-te9if
    @MercyKerubo-te9if Рік тому

    Am addicted to this man😢

  • @Mabeyasam
    @Mabeyasam Рік тому +2

    Sasa mkuru long time 😂😂😂❤❤🎉

  • @doctorharry
    @doctorharry Рік тому +2

    In the Building watching from Baltimore MD. Mama wa forex alinisanya pia, nilikuwa ngori 😅😅😅

  • @MUFASA167
    @MUFASA167 Рік тому +2

    Mkuru hizo ndevu zitafanya kws wakusake 😂😂😂

  • @samuelnjuguna8275
    @samuelnjuguna8275 Рік тому

    Mkuru chunga venye unaongelea nabii ama ukule maharagwe😅kazi safi...salimia salimo mwambie si mzuri akilala solo na hii baridi

  • @johnkuria5088
    @johnkuria5088 Рік тому

    " Its your booooyyyyyy Binary forex king Vidad"😂😂😂

  • @christineotieno7880
    @christineotieno7880 Рік тому +3

    Wisdom should have made him ask why they don't want transfers to their accounts only cash transactions. Pole kwake. The second scenario is unfortunate.

  • @LAMECKOCHARO
    @LAMECKOCHARO Рік тому

    This social media Iko na alot of scammers,thanks mkuru Kwa kutujanua bro.

  • @VeeKola
    @VeeKola Рік тому

    Am always looking forward to the juice.

  • @covenante8070
    @covenante8070 Рік тому +1

    mkuru place amenifurahisha ni kuhusu baba wa taifa wetu apo ni big point💪😂

  • @EmmanuelKiprono-p5u
    @EmmanuelKiprono-p5u Рік тому +1

    Mkuru for president