This Pokémon Will Kill You!

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @jainabraina
    @jainabraina 9 років тому +131

    If Magicarp can leap mountains, it has the strength to do so. A single tail slap would send you splattered across the countryside.

    • @scapeghost4212
      @scapeghost4212 8 років тому +7

      and assuming he could survive the fall he would be as tough as steel.

    • @slimsy6940
      @slimsy6940 7 років тому +7

      Hoss Delgado The funny thing is that you can't even eat Magikarps because of their tough outer and inner parts.

  • @Vsauce3
    @Vsauce3  11 років тому +1938

    Magikarp was the most suggested Pokémon from last time so here ya go! Hope you enjoy it!

    • @DDFreddi
      @DDFreddi 11 років тому +89

      Thanks, Jake.

    • @youdontneedtoknowme969
      @youdontneedtoknowme969 11 років тому +42

      dude i love it

    • @MyNameIsKeegs
      @MyNameIsKeegs 11 років тому +327

      What if he evolved in flight???

    • @darkMDR
      @darkMDR 11 років тому +174

      Don't forget Magikarp's scales are supposably rock hard.

    • @zolxo
      @zolxo 11 років тому +77

      IMGOODWITHGUNS well you are most likely fucked

  • @TheRealFireAndIce
    @TheRealFireAndIce 9 років тому +179

    Magikarp: *SAY IM USELESS ONE MORE TIME!!!*
    Me: YOURE USELESS *Starts Booking It*
    Magikarp: *KAMAKAZI!*

    • @VioletMoonfox
      @VioletMoonfox 9 років тому +3

      Fire And Ice Take solace in the fact that once he begins to fall, if you can see him well enough to predict his trajectory, you're safe.

    • @nickarya5660
      @nickarya5660 9 років тому +3

      Dalton Boyer I'm offensive and I find this Muslim.

    • @daltonboyer8452
      @daltonboyer8452 9 років тому +2

      I think you meant say, "I'm Muslim and I find this offensive." I didn't mean it in a racist way, but a humorous way.

    • @nickarya5660
      @nickarya5660 9 років тому +2

      No, it was a joke. I'm Muslim and I still found this funny.

    • @soyanblood408
      @soyanblood408 9 років тому

      +Fire And Ice Wait shoud not magikarp do damged

  • @AlbinoLoki
    @AlbinoLoki 9 років тому +287

    Death by Magikap. Can't believe that's actually possible

    • @HeroLink18
      @HeroLink18 9 років тому +4

      TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOL XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDXDXDXDX

    • @AlbinoLoki
      @AlbinoLoki 9 років тому +18

      HeroLink18 Magikaps trollface while he uses splash to crush you.

    • @PyroAssasin573
      @PyroAssasin573 9 років тому +3

      He used high jump

    • @dDeckon
      @dDeckon 9 років тому +9

      _Magikarp, Use Self-Destruct_
      *Leeps 8200 Feet IN the Air*
      _Um... Karpy...._
      *Makes Impact*
      KARPY NO!!!

    • @ParanoeX
      @ParanoeX 9 років тому +1

      +TheGirlWithTheWolf667 its very possible :p ua-cam.com/video/hwS-0vcbRa4/v-deo.html

  • @MrDIAMONDBOY2
    @MrDIAMONDBOY2 9 років тому +230

    It's a plane, no it's a bird, no it's MAGIKARP!! OMG RUNN!!

    • @J_Lups
      @J_Lups 9 років тому +6

      Articuno and magicarp have teamed up we are all doomed!!!!!

    • @camren9605
      @camren9605 8 років тому +1

      Magicarp more like MAGICRAP lololololol

    • @i.see.ghosts
      @i.see.ghosts 7 років тому +1

      It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a...fish? Wait a min- *splat*

  • @KaxakaDarktree
    @KaxakaDarktree 10 років тому +148

    New Moveset for Magikarp!!!
    1: Splash
    2: Tackle
    3: Flail
    4: Mountain Leap (Magikarp leaps a mountain... for 3 turns and on the 4th kills the rival pokemon killing itself in the process) 100% accuracy 5 PP

    • @thatoneguy796
      @thatoneguy796 10 років тому

      then ,magicarp is worth more than just waiting until it evolves

    • @ira9064
      @ira9064 10 років тому +11

      Viking fan Mega Magicarp

    • @noahr9691
      @noahr9691 10 років тому +1

      If it learns it before evolving,gyarados can still use the move.

    • @ira9064
      @ira9064 10 років тому

      Holly .C.R Gyarados, use Mountain leap.
      But Gyarados does not want to commit suicide. Gyarados, use Mountain leap ,or it's back to the Day Care!

    • @noahr9691
      @noahr9691 10 років тому +1

      Gyarados leaped!
      *3 turns later*
      The enemy pidgeot flew up high!
      Gyarados used mountain leap!but it missed!the enemy pidgeot used fly!
      Fly is immune to almost all attacks on turn it is selected :D my pidgeot is immune!!

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 10 років тому +37

    Even scarier is the launch. In order to catapult itself over an 8000ft mountain, Magicarp would have to exit the water with absolutely bonkers thrust. Imagine what would happen if it decided to save itself a trip over a mountain and just launch directly into the target instead?

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 10 років тому +20

      You might have a Magikarp shaped hole in your body if it didn't completely explode from the force. That one episode where Pikachu got it's ass handed by a Magikarp makes a lot more sense all of a sudden.

    • @connorlovely5417
      @connorlovely5417 10 років тому +1

      I think the best spot for Magickarp to land is on your legs because you be in wheelchair with no legs because the force from magickarp falling on your legs would shatter your legs

  • @Zechla
    @Zechla 9 років тому +67

    Magikarp used splash!
    You fainted!
    *"fainted"*
    *SURE.*

  • @Rizerr96
    @Rizerr96 9 років тому +658

    Before this video:
    List of Pokémon that could kill you:
    1. All of them.
    2. Except Magikarp.
    After:
    List of Pokémon that could kill you:
    1. All of them.
    2. All.
    3. No one is safe.

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 9 років тому +2

      What about Treecko?

    • @meechmadethat
      @meechmadethat 9 років тому +4

      Nicole Lamas Sitta one word solar beam

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 9 років тому +2

      Dimitri Mart Mmmkay... And Wynaut?

    • @meechmadethat
      @meechmadethat 9 років тому +3

      Nicole Lamas Sitta if you think about it not just the pokemon are dangerous but the moves they use too

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 9 років тому

      Dimitri Mart But if you don't evolve Wynaut, or at least attack it, it's harmless!

  • @Epicslayer77
    @Epicslayer77 9 років тому +441

    I knew something was fishy about magikarp

    • @plushhtoy8262
      @plushhtoy8262 9 років тому +4

      Puns.... Puns everywhere...

    • @TheGargoyel
      @TheGargoyel 9 років тому +8

      Musicsketch and Vincent magikarp could pun-cture your skull

    • @Lavaminecraft
      @Lavaminecraft 9 років тому +5

      Captain von Kerman well what could you say? hes MAGICkarp after all

    • @elijahessien7377
      @elijahessien7377 9 років тому +5

      Well what can you expect: pokemon. Just saiyan...

    • @TheGargoyel
      @TheGargoyel 9 років тому +2

      oh god what have I started

  • @Arm4g3dd0nX
    @Arm4g3dd0nX 11 років тому +31

    If you think having a magikarp fall on you at 89 mph is bad, imagine if your looking down through the water when one jumps out of the water. The lil' bugger has to jump out at nearly 500 mph to achieve that height. And probably more than double that to compensate for air resistance

    • @burntfriedrice2512
      @burntfriedrice2512 11 років тому +5

      That didn't even get to splash attack yet so.........

  • @cyronara2344
    @cyronara2344 8 років тому +168

    if you can jump a mountain why use splash
    just use body slam or giga impact

    • @rollybutters5144
      @rollybutters5144 8 років тому +9

      splash was mistranslated it was supposed to be named "Hop"

    • @noeliaarias8035
      @noeliaarias8035 8 років тому +2

      magikarp can learn bounce and what bounce it says the user flys high in too the air so that explains that but you need a tm (one day i swear in pokemon i will raise 6 level 100 magikarps teach them bounce and rek anyone in my path laugh at me now when im training them but youll see he will rek you)

    • @kingwizardpanda9254
      @kingwizardpanda9254 8 років тому +4

      magikarp is stupid

    • @manaralameri1650
      @manaralameri1650 8 років тому

      Gigs impact is insane

    • @shiningmissingno.8788
      @shiningmissingno.8788 8 років тому

      YukiZeYemi bounce

  • @HelmLord5792
    @HelmLord5792 8 років тому +77

    magicarp used splash...
    IN YOUR BLOOD!!!!

  • @game4ce
    @game4ce 11 років тому +127

    Now imagine he evolves in mid-air...

    • @imausum1
      @imausum1 11 років тому +27

      so then weve got a gyarados falling from the sky on your face

    • @lostjack157
      @lostjack157 11 років тому +8

      imausum1 Sounds more scarier than a shark falling from the sky.

    • @premiershit9924
      @premiershit9924 11 років тому +3

      lostjack157 instead its a two ton dragon.

    • @matthewdwyer3735
      @matthewdwyer3735 11 років тому +3

      With that item that makes you heavier (forgot what it's called)

    • @realanimalshorts
      @realanimalshorts 11 років тому +2

      imausum1 While probaly using Hyper beam ;D

  • @shiningmissingno.8788
    @shiningmissingno.8788 8 років тому +54

    i guess thats why he evolves into a flying type

  • @lilcobain7670
    @lilcobain7670 8 років тому +101

    This society :
    DROP THE BASS
    Pokemon Universe:
    DROP MAGIKARP WAIT OH GOD NOOOOO

  • @dookieshed
    @dookieshed 11 років тому +149

    MAGIKHRP!!!

  • @pyrrelda
    @pyrrelda 8 років тому +140

    Strongest pokemon: ditto. Transform into kim jung en and launch all the nukes. gg

    • @1337LEO
      @1337LEO 8 років тому

      I feel like you saw that from a youtuber,but I forgot his name.:-(

    • @pyrrelda
      @pyrrelda 8 років тому

      Random Gameplay huh? i thought ditto can turn into anything

    • @Caruzavee
      @Caruzavee 8 років тому

      +Pyrrelda I think Zoroark is way better than ditto.

    • @sonel0l
      @sonel0l 8 років тому +4

      ditto would trasform into Chuck Norris, and everything dies...

    • @AlyxQW
      @AlyxQW 8 років тому +4

      +Xavier Bob you need new meme, buddy.

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace 9 років тому +25

    Magicarp's takeoff velocity would be even higher than his terminal velocity, or impact velocity without friction. And if he turned around and swam downwards with some of the force used to leap from the water, he might make blastoise's water cannon look weak by comparison. (Because if he can launch himself 8000ft, he could shoot some water with that same pressure)

    • @ItzDinoPvP
      @ItzDinoPvP 9 років тому +1

      Dude If magikarp was falling at those speeds it will rip him to shreds

    • @anonymousmystery82
      @anonymousmystery82 9 років тому +6

      Magikarp is a MAGIC FISH! Defying laws of science every day

    • @hazelmcphail7321
      @hazelmcphail7321 9 років тому +5

      Sheri Sipsis Actually its the laws of science that makes him deadly

  • @lingrahso4960
    @lingrahso4960 9 років тому +16

    Ash:"MAGICARP USE F*CKING MOUNTAIN JUMP!!!" Trainer: Welllll f*ck."

  • @OldDoofenshmirtz
    @OldDoofenshmirtz 10 років тому +88

    I can just imagine people using magikarp in wars as like missiles

    • @jeeBisOkay
      @jeeBisOkay 10 років тому +3

      When the amazing Magi-carp is used, it and your face will merge and become a red mush! (Read it in the voice on an average 50's advertisement.)

    • @OldDoofenshmirtz
      @OldDoofenshmirtz 10 років тому +2

      magikarp was the main weapon in the great pokemon war

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 10 років тому +5

      The Great King of Kalos knew that there were so many magikarp, that there would be no extinction, so he made the Ultimate Weapon fire Magikarp into the aid, raining down destroying the planet.

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 10 років тому +1

      into the aid. I failed.

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 10 років тому

      ***** Ditto VS Magikarp

  • @DimaWSM
    @DimaWSM 11 років тому +21

    And now imagine Magikarp defeating another Pokemon midway across the mountain and evolving into Gyarados resulting in a weight almost 24 times higher! :o

    • @Hvetebolle_
      @Hvetebolle_ 11 років тому

      uhm... that would be painfull

    • @ricolamers7932
      @ricolamers7932 11 років тому

      maybe he hit a pidgey in mid-air?

  • @roarfire779
    @roarfire779 8 років тому +20

    who said it's a kamikaze mission he'll just faint
    and get brought to a pokemon center
    and be conscious again
    and get his next victim
    and i see where this is going

    • @jc-wx5ec
      @jc-wx5ec 8 років тому

      Roarfire Lol so true

  • @1withthelion
    @1withthelion 8 років тому +68

    Umm Professor Oak, I think you might need to change a Dex entry!

    • @chaoticanarchist9414
      @chaoticanarchist9414 8 років тому +13

      I think this guy should just walk into professor oaks office slap him through him out the door and take over

    • @xkaiiii_
      @xkaiiii_ 8 років тому +5

      knock him out and make a new dex

    • @Bt_coltin
      @Bt_coltin 8 років тому +2

      chaotic anarchist l

    • @alipalidaboss3068
      @alipalidaboss3068 7 років тому +1

      KaiDaDestroyr and call it the ‘Magi-Dex’

  • @TrickerFailureFilms
    @TrickerFailureFilms 11 років тому +33

    You laughed at Magikarp. He blew your head off.

  • @OneFluffyBun
    @OneFluffyBun 10 років тому +207

    Jesus Christ, and people want to live in the world of Pokemon?!
    It could rain fish, LITERALLY, pokemon hotter than the sun, pokemon that melt our bodies, pokemon that can rip through steel, and dont even get me started on those LEGENDARY POKEMON! Dont get me wrong i *LOVE* Pokemon, but, this world seems a lot more dangerous than a Zombie Apocalypse.

    • @psylic_
      @psylic_ 10 років тому +16

      Don't forget about a ten year old saving the day every day, catching every single one of these beasts, and even catching god himself!(If you don't know, it's Arceus.)

    • @OneFluffyBun
      @OneFluffyBun 10 років тому +5

      Cakeless Gaming Wait...Ash caught......Arceus? WAIT, Ash only caught around 47 of all the existing pokemon!

    • @psylic_
      @psylic_ 10 років тому +8

      animefreakincs All protagonists in Pokemon aside from Ash. Sorry, I forgot to include that. The best thing he caught in ym opinion is a shiny Noctowl.

    • @TheFortySeventhPlatoon4700
      @TheFortySeventhPlatoon4700 10 років тому +6

      It's better than Attack on Titan, where you can die 50x over a day

    • @OneFluffyBun
      @OneFluffyBun 10 років тому +5

      Forty-Seventh General Anythings better than Attack on Titan......Except Dragon-Ball Z.
      Because a dude will probably start glowing, rip off his shirt, start screams, and use a move that will kill you, only for you to come back to life a few minutes later...Making it completely useless in the long run.
      Or it could be like Blassreister...no idea what was happening their....

  • @TheIrishYoshi
    @TheIrishYoshi 10 років тому +48

    So technically when Magikarp uses bounce (which he can learn) it should kill anything in the games. I wish that was true.

    • @TheIrishYoshi
      @TheIrishYoshi 10 років тому

      I know. I play Pokémon a lot and know just about everything about it.

    • @AJAnimeFiery
      @AJAnimeFiery 10 років тому +1

      Magikarp can only learn splash tackle and flail. It doesn't say anything about Magikarp learning bounce. Magikarp can't learn tm's or hm's and nothing by breeding it or tutoring moves. So it's technically impossible? If not then how does Magikarp learn bounce, I wanna know :D

    • @AJAnimeFiery
      @AJAnimeFiery 10 років тому +6

      huh, i never knew that. Thanks :D NOW MAGIKARP WILL DOMINATE DA WORLD

    • @benjaminbush8475
      @benjaminbush8475 10 років тому

      J

    • @nubmyr
      @nubmyr 10 років тому +2

      What if you use snorlax

  • @jc-wx5ec
    @jc-wx5ec 8 років тому +207

    I KNEW IT HE WAS THE STRONGEST POKEMON

    • @minercraftballerzzz5329
      @minercraftballerzzz5329 8 років тому +1

      He is better than the god Pokemon arceus

    • @SoupDamien
      @SoupDamien 8 років тому

      I was right too

    • @icyphoenix2401
      @icyphoenix2401 8 років тому

      I know the strongest pokemon team machamp and wailord

    • @bronzeivpro
      @bronzeivpro 8 років тому

      All hail magicarp

    • @averyrus0079
      @averyrus0079 8 років тому

      i always knew it...
      MAGIkARP is the strongest pokemon

  • @willhogan8206
    @willhogan8206 9 років тому +39

    I think it was a translation error and it was supposed to say fountain

    • @digimon9989
      @digimon9989 9 років тому +4

      +Will Hogan consider what it based off it is correct

    • @pseudotaco
      @pseudotaco 7 років тому +5

      Well in the entry of Pokémon Gold it says "An underpowered, pathetic Pokémon. It may jump high on rare occasions, but never more than seven feet." so that would be plausible.

  • @RedCrossRising
    @RedCrossRising 11 років тому +10

    "Magikarp sucks" -Said everyone ever
    "I can kill you ALL" - Said Every Magikarp rocketing to earth

  • @AngryRockMan
    @AngryRockMan 11 років тому +7

    One thing you forgot: Magikarp's scales are as tough as steel. While Magikarp's insides would probably be still turned to mush, he'd leave a sizable crater in the ground wherever he hit.

  • @STBill
    @STBill 9 років тому +32

    What would happen if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it as it landed?

  • @TurquoiseAnimations
    @TurquoiseAnimations 9 років тому +65

    To think that you can die from the most useless Pokemon in history...
    i have no words.

    • @MateusSFigueiredo
      @MateusSFigueiredo 9 років тому

      +rjsyou Smeargle can have any combination of moves you want. Not that useless.

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 9 років тому

      From splash attack at that!

    • @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957
      @themidlyfrustratedinteract4957 9 років тому

      Wild metapods are still weaker.

    • @bool7994
      @bool7994 9 років тому

      +Turquoise Animations Shuckle is truly the most useless pokemon.

    • @toatahu2003
      @toatahu2003 9 років тому +2

      Shuckle is capable of doing the highest damage possible in the entire game...

  • @lilwilly3315
    @lilwilly3315 10 років тому +39

    Lol imagine this on T.V "Man killed by Falling Magikarp"XD

    • @Themando24
      @Themando24 10 років тому +3

      A thousand ways to die lol

    • @newguy7697
      @newguy7697 10 років тому

      dumb way to die

  • @kieranlawlor6549
    @kieranlawlor6549 11 років тому +15

    Basically Magikarp's version of self-destruct

  • @Magmabloxing
    @Magmabloxing 9 років тому +10

    5:28 yeah you just had to make that joke...

  • @mrdude8391
    @mrdude8391 9 років тому +27

    who knew it was magikarp after just hearing "Pokemon 129"

  • @brendenroger1134
    @brendenroger1134 11 років тому +7

    Who ever animated the Pokemon is a total BOSS.

  • @AlltimeConspiracies
    @AlltimeConspiracies 11 років тому +51

    Goldeen was pretty useless in Super Smash Bros!

    • @GodeAssassin15
      @GodeAssassin15 11 років тому +8

      You're in a lot of places... Are you a secret agent? that explains all the conspiracy info...

    • @Gogglehead-i7u
      @Gogglehead-i7u 11 років тому +1

      Goeassassin13
      He's not as common as PressFartToContinue.

    • @GodeAssassin15
      @GodeAssassin15 11 років тому

      I gotta admit, That guy is everywhere... xD

    • @darkking0420
      @darkking0420 10 років тому

      Alltime Conspiracies is a conspiracy in itself....

    • @NoR3m0rs3
      @NoR3m0rs3 10 років тому

      Stop giving him attention and he might go away, bottom feeders

  • @SynthieFlowers
    @SynthieFlowers 8 років тому +11

    They laughed at my splash...
    So I splashed in their blood!

  • @tungtacion
    @tungtacion 8 років тому +52

    Ma-gg-karp, my friend..

  • @DarkPyroZero
    @DarkPyroZero 11 років тому +14

    Magikarp wouldn't turn into chum, it would just faint and need to be recovered at a nearby Pokemon Centre, silly Jake you should know this

  • @Swordsmaster
    @Swordsmaster 11 років тому +14

    Magikarp used Splash, IN YOUR BLOOD.

  • @hcspaw2168
    @hcspaw2168 9 років тому +38

    Surprize even the weakest pokemon is deadly. Friends, the be glad all these pokemons aren't real, because if they were, they could wipe out the entire human population. I have no idea how those anime characters like Ash and the others survive such a place.

    • @hcspaw2168
      @hcspaw2168 9 років тому

      Holly typing error! Ugh! Oopsies!!!

    • @autumn4514
      @autumn4514 9 років тому +2

      Its actually not the weakest pokemon. Sunkern is :P

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 9 років тому

      Shmepic FartingGuy I think he meant the most seless pokemon.

    • @hcspaw2168
      @hcspaw2168 9 років тому

      Shmepic FartingGuy Gaming Master Anthony, are you talking about me or him? Since I never knew I was a guy...(I'm not, sorry, not to be pushy, no offence taken)

    • @GamingMasterAnthony
      @GamingMasterAnthony 9 років тому

      HCS PAW lol, sorry, I meant you, didn't know you were a she. Also I meant magicarp is the most useless pokemon.

  • @NintenbroV1
    @NintenbroV1 11 років тому +13

    Magikarp used splash...OFF OF A MOUNTAIN~!
    It's super-effective!
    Both Pokemon are now reduced to puddles on the base of a mountain!

  • @UltraPrimeHunter
    @UltraPrimeHunter 11 років тому +17

    wow...the animation in this video was simply superb...

  • @Snuggles2013
    @Snuggles2013 11 років тому +18

    Sorry Arceus, Magikarp is the new god now

  • @retroelectro6937
    @retroelectro6937 8 років тому +21

    Magikarp is based on catfish, so here's some advice.
    DON'T LET CATFISH GET TO LEVEL 20

    • @TaintedHearts
      @TaintedHearts 8 років тому +2

      ano they are not they r Yellowstone Rock Fish

    • @sylv.li.a
      @sylv.li.a 8 років тому +3

      No, they are based off of a mythical magical fish in Japanese mythology

    • @dethal1272
      @dethal1272 8 років тому

      M

  • @Mosselmaan
    @Mosselmaan 11 років тому +8

    Random Magikarps from the sky, one of the leading human deaths caused by pokemon in the Kanto region.

  • @TheRookie121
    @TheRookie121 11 років тому +11

    PLS do more of this it is genius!!
    And kids are really into pokemon, well this lights the cute pocket monsters in another way.

    • @Sonicfan640
      @Sonicfan640 11 років тому

      At least the ones who have a childhood. Because there are many out there who are just playing Call Of Duty.

  • @itsmechriswong
    @itsmechriswong 11 років тому +12

    And that's how Red trained on Mt. Silver.

  • @giggy4321
    @giggy4321 8 років тому +16

    But can Magikarp leap over Olympus Mons?

    • @jerungbiru55
      @jerungbiru55 6 років тому +1

      It might be possible since mars had less Gravity than earth

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 11 років тому +17

    Magikarp has to nerf itself by evolving.

    • @nonoachim
      @nonoachim 11 років тому

      XD, I'll remember that one, m8

    • @megamegatron99
      @megamegatron99 10 років тому

      *+CheesyGranola* i'd recognize that symbol anywhere
      it's from T.W.E.W.Y

  • @KanimiGAMING
    @KanimiGAMING 11 років тому +9

    What's small, red and has lots of magic in it? Magikarp!
    That little splashing fish isn't useless after all! Lets load cannons with the load of Magikarps. It's going to be like firing old Nokias.

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 11 років тому +12

    I suppose you could say Magikarp's velocity was....terminal.
    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

  • @carpedm9846
    @carpedm9846 8 років тому +8

    "But one pokemon can't kill you right?" omg is he talking about..."the most useless pokemon" oh yes!"the no.129"HELL YEAH!"magikarp"

  • @The12thwanderer
    @The12thwanderer 10 років тому +86

    What if Magikarp evolved in midair??? ;)

    • @alexdavis3848
      @alexdavis3848 10 років тому +5

      It'd fly away since it'd be a flying type.

    • @The12thwanderer
      @The12thwanderer 10 років тому

      +Leslie Davis? ?????NO

    • @alexdavis3848
      @alexdavis3848 10 років тому +2

      gyarados is water and flying type. gyara has been shown to fly on many occasions, both in game, in the manga, and in the anime. it'd just fly off since something that has the capability of flight just isn't going to allow itself to plummet 8k feet.

    • @The12thwanderer
      @The12thwanderer 10 років тому

      Leslie Davis It is a flying type but I've never seen it fly

    • @The12thwanderer
      @The12thwanderer 10 років тому

      Leslie Davis It has super tiny wings

  • @ghost_curse
    @ghost_curse 10 років тому +94

    But hey, that's just a theory....

    • @koya_joonie
      @koya_joonie 10 років тому +55

      ... A GAME THEORY

    • @koya_joonie
      @koya_joonie 10 років тому +34

      Sorry, that's become a reflex...

    • @XelaShade
      @XelaShade 9 років тому +22

      Thanks for Watching ;)!

    • @ghost_curse
      @ghost_curse 9 років тому +20

      Giorne Ganz Welcome back to the SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT!

    • @XelaShade
      @XelaShade 9 років тому +5

      monkeystandoffsucks I usually skip that part or exit the video lol

  • @4xdblack
    @4xdblack 11 років тому +18

    How hard is the Flash's punch?
    You did one on Superman; so let's see the flash!

  • @petergermain8443
    @petergermain8443 7 років тому +3

    1:51 Anyone remember that movie about the spy guinea pigs

  • @TaimedChaos
    @TaimedChaos 11 років тому +17

    If magicarp can leap a mountain, imagine getting fish slapped by that thing 0.0.......Your body would explode..........

    • @TaimedChaos
      @TaimedChaos 11 років тому +5

      ***** NO, the whole video is about what would happen if it fell on you

    • @Wh1teh
      @Wh1teh 11 років тому

      if it leaps a certain mountain it would be more like a dragon slap

    • @ItsNumber84
      @ItsNumber84 11 років тому

      ***** I think he's referring to it actually smacking you in the face with it's tail, with enough force to propel itself over a mountain. Not just jumping over a mountain and landing on you.

  • @branjdj3464
    @branjdj3464 11 років тому +35

    So splash is the most powerful move ever? Who knew...

    • @acediadekay3793
      @acediadekay3793 11 років тому +3

      through the dreamworld Magikarp learns Bounce,
      a Power 85 attack with 85% Accuracy and has a 30% chance of paralyzing

    • @canles
      @canles 11 років тому

      oh, the irony...

  • @NotThatHarrison
    @NotThatHarrison 11 років тому +12

    You laughed at his splash, he splashed in your brains!

  • @Robertlavigne1
    @Robertlavigne1 9 років тому +3

    I know some physics guru will likely come correct me here but wouldn't the most dangerous place to stand be at the surface of the water Magickarp is jumping from, in the situation where there is air resistance. In the no air resistance case its speed at the start of its parabolic flight would be equal to that of its speed when it lands. With air resistance though, in order to jump to the same height its speed at take off would have to be significantly greater.

  • @yApocalypseEveryear
    @yApocalypseEveryear 11 років тому +16

    The most Surprising fact learned from this video
    SPLASH is SUPER EFFECTIVE!

    • @DefyingZero
      @DefyingZero 11 років тому +5

      only if you only drop it high

    • @yApocalypseEveryear
      @yApocalypseEveryear 11 років тому

      kingofmusicx : that's not a problem we will throw our pokeball in the air, and when he comes out... "SPLASH"!

    • @DefyingZero
      @DefyingZero 11 років тому +1

      yApocalypseEveryear You got a point

  • @Lucasa9Poke
    @Lucasa9Poke 11 років тому +14

    hang on... WHERE'S MY FOCUS SASH?!

  • @Fat_Panda_Gamer
    @Fat_Panda_Gamer 11 років тому +4

    This is all assuming the mountain doesn't have a waterfall on it, cause if it did you'd now have a Gyrados falling onto you.

  • @amittenforkitten7016
    @amittenforkitten7016 8 років тому +2

    you forgot about something... Magikarp is the pokemon that has the strongest scales. this would mean not only would that happen, it would probally be similar to a meteor falling down ontop of you, not to mention that in some ecasions it might even survive...

  • @HALLish-bl3bm
    @HALLish-bl3bm 11 років тому +4

    What about the exit velocity of the water? That would have to be sufficient to overcome air resistance and still achieve several kilometres in hight. As air resistance squares with velocity that's one hell of a speed. Then assume he can only accelerate in water and he had that velocity in the water. The heat from the friction would probably vaporise him and send out a shock wave comparable to a backwards project Thor. Assuming he simply swam under a boat the shock wave would lift it up by the keel and brake its back.

  • @HuckleburyFlynn
    @HuckleburyFlynn 11 років тому +11

    This is assuming of course, magikarp is interacting with the laws of physics present within our universe, and not considering the fact that magikarp exists within a completely different universe

    • @AVKIXEYE
      @AVKIXEYE 11 років тому +2

      If Ash were to get a hit like that, he'd walk out of it fine with minor bruises.

    • @godsreal2324
      @godsreal2324 11 років тому

      AVKIXEYE

  • @onedayautumn
    @onedayautumn 11 років тому +9

    Magikarp Massacre. Somebody make this a movie.

  • @SSbardock84
    @SSbardock84 8 років тому +7

    And to top that all off Magikarp's scales are like bone.

    • @ashwoke
      @ashwoke 8 років тому +1

      SSbardock84 and bones are stronger than concrete

  • @Monkey_Jam3022
    @Monkey_Jam3022 10 років тому +5

    Never ever underestimate the power of the all mighty Magikarp

  • @Random_Kaos
    @Random_Kaos 11 років тому +7

    And these Pokedex entries are the results of sending 10 year olds to do your field studies....... Good work Pokemon Professors

  • @xRegalSoulx
    @xRegalSoulx 11 років тому +38

    But it's just a theory.... A GAME THEORY!

    • @ImDan1sh
      @ImDan1sh 11 років тому +2

      Dude are you serious?

    • @RayyWongg
      @RayyWongg 11 років тому +7

      It's not a theory it's a fact

    • @xRegalSoulx
      @xRegalSoulx 11 років тому +1

      Guys get outa here if you don't get the reference. Don't piss people off.

    • @RayyWongg
      @RayyWongg 11 років тому +4

      I know the reference but I'm just saying it's not a theory

    • @xRegalSoulx
      @xRegalSoulx 11 років тому +4

      Raymond Wong Of course it's a theory. Unless you can name someone who has died by a magikarp.

  • @noyz-anything
    @noyz-anything 8 років тому +6

    AKA "Why Splash Should Be An Insta-Kill Move"

  • @NitrogenSnowSeven
    @NitrogenSnowSeven 11 років тому +14

    Magikarp now needs to learn Sky Drop.

    • @fz7121
      @fz7121 10 років тому

      i think some magikarp can learn bounce (they're fucked)

  • @ScottOgilvie456
    @ScottOgilvie456 11 років тому +8

    It's about time Magikarp is getting the credit he deserves!

    • @helsinreaper
      @helsinreaper 11 років тому +7

      they should change splash so when it crits it a one hit ko

  • @ardaschadha982
    @ardaschadha982 11 років тому +8

    But remember, it's just a theory. A GAME theory.

  • @hhaa9370
    @hhaa9370 9 років тому +8

    Pokemon + science
    = PokeScience

  • @wangabo123
    @wangabo123 11 років тому +22

    Magikarp is definitely...The Deadliest Catch...

    • @neutronstargamer4174
      @neutronstargamer4174 11 років тому

      haha but what about tenticool and tenticruel???

    • @neutronstargamer4174
      @neutronstargamer4174 11 років тому

      ***** really? REALY! RREEAALLYY!?!?! and there is goldene but goldene's not speacial

    • @neutronstargamer4174
      @neutronstargamer4174 11 років тому +1

      *****>:( TOO MANY PUN I MUST PUN-ISH YOU!

    • @wangabo123
      @wangabo123 11 років тому +1

      ProtocolGamingBeast ***** Gaiz. Stop. It's not punny.

    • @BarryAllen1
      @BarryAllen1 11 років тому

      well played lol

  • @PkmnTrainerMario619
    @PkmnTrainerMario619 11 років тому +31

    But......but....splash.

    • @Srcsqwrn
      @Srcsqwrn 11 років тому +5

      Is a defense mechanism. Leaping a mountain is just a capability.

    • @johnbellator1414
      @johnbellator1414 11 років тому

      "Splash" was actually meant to be called "Hop" but ended up splash due to a mistranslation. It's suddenly a lot more horrifying, isn't it?

    • @Srcsqwrn
      @Srcsqwrn 11 років тому

      So much scare being smashed in the face, really. xD

  • @afrojacks4462
    @afrojacks4462 10 років тому +15

    If magikarp evolved into garadose on the way down, it would destroy the world....

  • @ballergames101
    @ballergames101 8 років тому +11

    Not to mention magikarp is mostly bone

  • @Theminecraftian772
    @Theminecraftian772 11 років тому +23

    i used to be an adventurer like you. till i took a magikarp to the anywhere

  • @Samrules888
    @Samrules888 11 років тому +7

    but it's gold version pokedex entry says "it may jump high on occasion, but never more than seven feet."

    • @Ventris666
      @Ventris666 11 років тому +1

      But in Platinum, Black, White, Black 2 and White 2 it says it can leap over mountains using splash so he is just using more recent pokedex entries.

    • @Ultrasound700
      @Ultrasound700 11 років тому +2

      ***** Have you considered the possibility that it refers to jumping little bits of distance at a time to get to the top of the mountain? That would mean all of the entries are true. Then again, the entries could all be BS, since they were written by 10yo children.

    • @mrtoejam3
      @mrtoejam3 11 років тому

      Inconsistent much?

  • @TailRunnerOPSpec
    @TailRunnerOPSpec 11 років тому +6

    This isn't even accounting the amount of force needed to generate the height to clear said mountain.

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 11 років тому +3

      Exactly so the fish would already be mush before he even reached the top. We have nothing to worry about sine all we would experience is magikarp red rain.

  • @Infinite_Omniverse
    @Infinite_Omniverse 8 років тому +14

    0:42 Magikarp used Tackle!

  • @nathandillender9897
    @nathandillender9897 10 років тому +15

    Splash isn't so weak now, is it?

  • @afrojacks4462
    @afrojacks4462 10 років тому +21

    They laughed at his uselessness...... he laughed at there graves.

    • @IronTrout420
      @IronTrout420 10 років тому

      But the Magikarp would die too

    • @AnoterosHershy
      @AnoterosHershy 10 років тому +14

      NamelessStudiosInc He laughed at their graves...from his grave.

    • @RafaelDiaz-is4fs
      @RafaelDiaz-is4fs 10 років тому

      There won't be a grave with anything inside as they would turn into pieces...

    • @racoondogg504
      @racoondogg504 10 років тому

      And that's how he evolves into Garydos

  • @P0dKira
    @P0dKira 11 років тому +11

    I'm currently training a team of six magikarps and this video plains why

  • @aliabdulsalamtv
    @aliabdulsalamtv 8 років тому +15

    BARRY ALLEN IS THE FASTEST MAN ON EARTH DONT SHATTER HIS DREAMS DOC

    • @crazeproductions4235
      @crazeproductions4235 8 років тому

      Dr.Wells.

    • @melissamein1764
      @melissamein1764 8 років тому

      Well, he says he's the fastest man *alive* and I bet that guy is dead, so... Plus, as it has turned out a couple times now, he is not the fastest man alive until the end of the season when he finds out how to become faster than this new speedster.

    • @crazeproductions4235
      @crazeproductions4235 8 років тому

      When commented I just finished season 1 lol. Now caught up to season 3.

    • @thegayone3991
      @thegayone3991 7 років тому

      Usain Bolt is the fastest man alive so his dreams are like a mear who met a hammer

  • @BlackfootFerret
    @BlackfootFerret 11 років тому +16

    How long did it take you guys to animate a Magikarp FALLING ONTO YOUR HEAD OFF A MOUNTAIN?? #StopsEatingSalmon

    • @iruleharderthanyou12
      @iruleharderthanyou12 11 років тому

      They only animated a Magikarp falling, there was no landing animation...

  • @PinuyashaRPG
    @PinuyashaRPG 10 років тому +18

    I fucking knew Splash was a powerful move!

  • @whoeveriam0iam14222
    @whoeveriam0iam14222 11 років тому +9

    don't laugh at Magikarp's splash.. it will splash in your blood

  • @MrShadster2009
    @MrShadster2009 10 років тому +2

    I'm surprised you just didn't measure the force magikarp would be initially leaping out of the water at to clear that height as well

  • @riley7079
    @riley7079 10 років тому +4

    It's a bird.... it's a plane. No wait, it's a MAGIKARP!

  • @Viorayne
    @Viorayne 11 років тому +6

    I can beat Lance with enough Vertically-suicidal Magikarp? Awesome.

  • @scalehex
    @scalehex 11 років тому +9

    Were are you guys getting the neat life-like pokemon entries?

  • @PinkMawile
    @PinkMawile 8 років тому +2

    The speed it leaves the water would be greater than its terminal velocity.