@@Scotch20 depends where you are in your training. I know in the marines you refer to them as sir until you do the reaper or whatever the east coast equivalent is.
There was kind of funny case in my army time when we started our service. There was oneguy who wasnt too happy to be there and most likely wanted to make himself to totall idiot just to get out. Well on next day on the morning he was kind of driving imaginary motorcycle on the hallways and making motor sounds. That ended when one sergeant grapped his shoulder and kind of jumped on backseat and told him to go on because they seems to have same destination. Never seen man to paralyze that badly. It have been over 10 years and still remember way too good when every guy on near bursted to laught. And yes that guy got out in same evening.
This guy is a legend. Hes the only o e to have made it to the top of the mountain. That's like if somebody got told to push texas and the stood up and said "I moved it!" Or from doing flutter kicks to say "I made it across the ocean!"
Reminds me of a friend of mine who enlisted. He wanted to be Military Police, and when he went to the recruiter and told him this, the recruiter picked up his phone (without dialling a number), put it down after 30 seconds and said "Sorry, we don't need any more MPs for this year. How about infantry?" That was the first time he noticed something fishy.
In basic we had a guy not bring his Camelback. Our SDS told him "You see that" he is pointing at a yeti water container. " That's your water source for the day." This dude brought it everywhere including into the defac it was hilarious.
I saw something similar in basic too. only one time did this kid forget his camelback, and he was made to haul around a jerry can with water as his water source for the day, while his DS wore the kids camelback.
Yes and no. Bards tell interesting and compelling stories in a skillful way. The Military is just writhe with stories, a lot of which don't need skill to be compelling. Some Bards are born from it though.
@hirokira8335 Marines do have rangers, they have K9 units. You can usually multiclass if you take the right job. Base Classes of the military are Marines - Barbarians, not everyone can be a good barbarian, you have to go through hell and fury to be one. Army - Fighter, a basic role with lots of variety if you're creative Navy - Wizard Air Force - Sorcerer (For pilots specifically), not everyone can be an Air Force pilot it takes innate talent and hard work to become one. Coast Guard - Warlock, their patron is the US Navy. Space Force - Artificer, no one understands them outside of a basic synopsis and if you do, you're weird. *This is a joke and mostly my opinion btw
Problem: "I reached the top of the mountain, Drill Sergeant!" Solution: "THEN CLIMB BACK DOWN, MAGGOT!!! YOU CAN'T STAND UP THERE FOREVER AND STILL TRAIN!!!!!"
the story involving the drill sergeant grabbing the guy's "nipple" got me to laugh so hard my vision started getting blurry along with my gut and head beginning to ache.
Fun fact. My dad left AF in 1970 (radar watching soviet radar systems) and was *reserve activated* in 1990 to go teach the basics. Once you sign that Selective Service form... you are IRR for the rest of your walking-without-crutches life.
@@dragan2324 I can see it now: Mike is the dumbass Marine and misread "Firearm" as "Fireman", and met Zach, who was desperate to get any job involving firearms. When Mike's mistake was discovered, Zach was told to disassemble Mike, and Mike just rolled with it while Zach ranted.
I spent years on youtube and only recently discovered this channel. The question that springs to to mind is wether good reccomender systems are a pre-war thing or a pre-pre-war thing
I found this channel right when it started because I wanted to watch a playthrough at the time, so I have been following these two for a while but UA-cam could have a better topic finder
@@themadhammer3305 I did lol. My friend (who is now a marine) had shown me a video or two from Mike, but I had largely forgotten about them until I stumbled on the Gun Rant earlier this semester
i have been singled out before a long time ago when i was in the mitary in my country, i got literally shark attacked my three DS's and i started getting nervous, and the way i respond to this situation is i start to laugh uncontrolably, i dont know why, but i started laughing, amd laughing and i couldn't stop, eventualy i have to kneel down on the floor because my Belly hurt, i have no more strenght, i have tears all over my eyes and face and i cant stop laughing. i swear to god, they had to call the medic and later they said that if that kept any longer i might have ended up dead.
Warning: next part is gross skip if eating!! Me-eating chips mmmmmmhm go on. It came out like a snakes jaw unhinged! Me-choking on potato chips cus that made me laugh instantly. Edit-the nipple thing made me choke again, eff these chips im done lol
My girlfriend and I love watching these together, you guys tell the absolute best stories and we love them! Just wanted to say thank you for making the best content I ever randomly came across, really makes my girl’s day when I can just tell her, “Hey, there’s another Campfire Stories video” and she just lights up like she got to put an M203 on her gun for no good reason.
Oh boy! while in the navy basic recruit care unit, the RDC's found a snack in someone's bunk and they inspected everyone's rack. 15/40 recruits had food and one guy had the bottom of his garment bag full of cookie wrappers. For punishment? The fit for full duty were ITE'd (that includes me).
10:25 - That reminds me of when I broke my elbow while I was on a road crew. I still was able to work, but as part of my physical therapy, while everyone else was sweeping or doing required physical warmups, I got to do reps with a five pound weight to prevent my elbow from ending up stuck in place when it healed.
I just remembered story my grandpa told me from his time in the army. One time when they were on pistol range observed by some lieutenants, majors and captains. And one of gradpas buddies turns to him with a sly grin. He slightly pulls out the magazine from pistol so that it is still inside but incapable of feeding bullets into chamber, checks whether a bullet is in chamber and then with this pistol aimed he turns to the officers asking: "Am I supposed to shoot?!" and then cue all of them hitting the ground. I don't know if that dude got punished for that gradpa didn't say and I can't ask him anymore. Also if you are curious what kind of pistol it was then I don't know. Grandpa just said pistol but if you know what was standard issue for Czechoslovak army in like 1950s then it was probably that.
5:15 this is even funnier to me because when I graduated high school, an army recruiter tried to convince me to join the army marching band because I was big into music. Guitar music to be exact. His words "Ah don't worry, I'm sure they could teach you cymbals or something" I knew that was just a trick to get me into infantry, but to hear that the actual marching band guys got deployed to be gunners would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. That was about 10 years ago now when they were desperate for troops and now I see why.
I went to an Army recruiter, contract reservation came up eventually, and was directly told that whatever contract I signed would be doubled because of the IRR. Like, no bullshit. Mostly because my main recruiter was an older 11B with I think 3 years left to retirement.
Love your guy's style. Inspired by this, I started working on a podcast with a good friend of mine. Just us chatting with discord due to Covid. We chat about random news, culture, and personal stories. Thank you for bringing the joy.
Started binging your vids yesterday and they are fantastic. I'm sure someone's mentioned this before but having a gunsmith and a water purification specialist in the Wasteland is so apt and hilarious.
8:05 oh thanks, I was eating cereals for breakfast (koko krunch) when I saw the warning then I thought "meh it couldn't be that bad right?" .... I was wrong.... it was THAT bad.... xD haha
The nipple story cracks me up no matter how many times I've heard it, I mean full on can't stop laughing with tears in my eyes. The delivery is so perfect. Thank you for this video, so much.🤣
Mike, you are a god for putting out so many of these. I'm not used to them coming out in relatively rapid succession; so thank you for the great content and hope you and the crew are doing alright
I agree some stories are fun and interesting. In Islam, Christianity and Judaism we aren't allowed to compare partners with God, since God is one. Dont blame ya, many folk are ignorant in the world and don't teach the younger generations about religion and the importance of God's name. Please edit the comment to change the vocabulary, replace the word God. You are a great dude* etc. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.
Seeing the differences between Iraq and Afghanistan was very interesting. I think most people in the US assume they’re similar, but it’s quite the opposite.
These guys should 100% make a podcast I’ve watched every single episode of fallout new Vegas and am always so interested in what these guys have to say
You two are actually the only thing keeping me on this platform. Your stories and fallout commentary are the best. Thank u guys, and keep up the amazing stories
You two should really consider opening a secondary channel dedicated for these stories. Like a podcast type-thing, maybe, where you tell military stories, maybe have buddies from back then share stories too. Also, a segment with Zach talking about guns would be awesome!
You become desensitized to it after a while. 3 years and 4 months of it and a line number to E-5, I don't even remember what it's like to be a civilian
Seriously. I know this gets posted on every "stories" video but y'all need to do a podcast. I watch most of the content on this channel, (Even the solo stuff, and I usually don't watch gameplay videos) and it's all good entertainment but the two of y'all together is easily the best part of this channel. Y'all get genuine laughing fits out of me. Y'all are freaking great and I could listen to you two for hours on end.
some of the campfire stories make me chuckle. some of them make laugh for a minute, then i'm good. this one is the one makes me laugh so hard i'm in pain. god i love you guys
“Hey Beavis, wanna invade Iraq?” I want that to be my text tone.
yes
I need that on a hoodie
3:35 for those that want to hear it again
I can see that being an episode tbh
@@dannuman6510 ty
"Private, I haven't seen you during yesterdays stealth training!" - "Thank you, sir!"
Real funny until the drill sergeant hears you call him sir.
@@Scotch20 depends where you are in your training. I know in the marines you refer to them as sir until you do the reaper or whatever the east coast equivalent is.
@@Ant-jr8tywhat is the reaper?
@@Registered_Google_User it’s the final hill climb during the Crucible
Real funny when the grammar actually makes sense
"Did I tell you about the time that I applied to be a fireman?"
My father, a fireman: Oh you poor fool.
Having been in the FD for 3 years as a teenager being an Explorer, as it's called. I had that same thought lmao
@@KapitainvonHass oh hey a fellow explorer except I was for my local PD
Firefighter was my very first job and oh boy do you get to see a lot of stuff most 18 year olds don't.
@@bromedyblank oh cool! I knew a couple of those kids since we went to school together like our whole lives
Yep, my father did 30 years, most of my childhood was recited with “Don’t become a fireman, go to school and get a better job
“We’re gonna need you to join the US Navy”
Gonna he honest I expect him to say it was an ad for a male stripper but that was even funnier.
Same thing
what's the difference?
@@notgray88 the difference is I'd rather be a stripper
Yvan eht nioj!
"Top of the mountain drill sergeant" killed me. I'm glad you guys are doing more campfire stories, always a good laugh.
There was kind of funny case in my army time when we started our service. There was oneguy who wasnt too happy to be there and most likely wanted to make himself to totall idiot just to get out. Well on next day on the morning he was kind of driving imaginary motorcycle on the hallways and making motor sounds.
That ended when one sergeant grapped his shoulder and kind of jumped on backseat and told him to go on because they seems to have same destination.
Never seen man to paralyze that badly. It have been over 10 years and still remember way too good when every guy on near bursted to laught. And yes that guy got out in same evening.
This guy is a legend. Hes the only o e to have made it to the top of the mountain. That's like if somebody got told to push texas and the stood up and said "I moved it!" Or from doing flutter kicks to say "I made it across the ocean!"
Lol
I liked the one about the *tall guy* because I'm the same way
@@FirstGameFreak1000 PUUSH!
I swear these campfire stories are getting better and better by the day
Nothing will ever top anger management
I think Wild Hog will be my favorite for a very very long time tbh
@@guitardunce7571 that actually was my favorite one
@@theta682pl that was my favourite as well
@@theta682pl I agree with you soon much
Omg the nipple thing has me tearing up from laughing
I read that and I was like no way it can be that funny now I'm in tears.
Me too
Same
Same I think I'm gonna puke
This one just got funnier and funnier!
Reminds me of a friend of mine who enlisted.
He wanted to be Military Police, and when he went to the recruiter and told him this, the recruiter picked up his phone (without dialling a number), put it down after 30 seconds and said "Sorry, we don't need any more MPs for this year. How about infantry?" That was the first time he noticed something fishy.
In basic we had a guy not bring his Camelback. Our SDS told him "You see that" he is pointing at a yeti water container. " That's your water source for the day." This dude brought it everywhere including into the defac it was hilarious.
Apparently Sgts are allowed to fill camelbacks with alcohol
@@teslashark Allowed? No. Officers pretending we don’t know? Sometimes.
I saw something similar in basic too. only one time did this kid forget his camelback, and he was made to haul around a jerry can with water as his water source for the day, while his DS wore the kids camelback.
What I got out of this is that bards are real and they're in the army.
Yes and no. Bards tell interesting and compelling stories in a skillful way. The Military is just writhe with stories, a lot of which don't need skill to be compelling. Some Bards are born from it though.
How else will we win wars we need stat buffs from the bards.
I thought they where all bardbarians
@@why_not_guitar the marines are the barbarians. Army is more of being a fighter or ranger.
@hirokira8335 Marines do have rangers, they have K9 units. You can usually multiclass if you take the right job.
Base Classes of the military are
Marines - Barbarians, not everyone can be a good barbarian, you have to go through hell and fury to be one.
Army - Fighter, a basic role with lots of variety if you're creative
Navy - Wizard
Air Force - Sorcerer (For pilots specifically), not everyone can be an Air Force pilot it takes innate talent and hard work to become one.
Coast Guard - Warlock, their patron is the US Navy.
Space Force - Artificer, no one understands them outside of a basic synopsis and if you do, you're weird.
*This is a joke and mostly my opinion btw
What would be amazing is a whole podcast of these stories.
Well, there is a a playlist with 24 videos.
@@bluebear3812 ITS NOT ENOUGH
Patrolling the mojave must make you wish for a nuclear winter, huh?
@@orangegradient4309 Oh hecc no
@@twisted_fo0l it will never be enough
All great stories start with:
"Did I ever tell you about..."
Unless Ellis says it
@@nostalgiaof98 his are the greatest
@@nostalgiaof98 you're right, those aren't great stories
they're legendary
I absolutely love the campfire stories. I hope there will be more after the Eliza mod.
There will always be more campfire stories, after all, what is Mike supposed to do with all the dialogue that he cuts out from the main series?
@@xdlol1177 True that
Ikr
I here before anyone asks how there's comment from a week ago it's because patreon
This comment is from a week ago, UA-cam is most definitely drunk.
Problem: "I reached the top of the mountain, Drill Sergeant!"
Solution: "THEN CLIMB BACK DOWN, MAGGOT!!! YOU CAN'T STAND UP THERE FOREVER AND STILL TRAIN!!!!!"
"is that an al-qaeda? Hold on, i got my trumpet..."
*plays The Lick*
tu-ru-ru-Ru-ru, ru ru!
@@migueeeelet I heard it lol
GOD DAMMIT NO
ah yes yes careless whispers that one has been a meme for ages hell I saw it pop up again lately.
imagine being wallpaper but having a shitty ACU hydro dipped wallpaper being yelled at for getting 4 packets of crackers
Then have to chubby bunny the Soldier's Creed. That part made me laugh sooo hard.
Grandma's floral couch, 4 packets of crackers perched atop it, being yelled at
@@dragan2324 UCP: Universal ‘Coach’ Pattern
@@westernstealth873 UCP: Ugly Couch Pattern
the story involving the drill sergeant grabbing the guy's "nipple" got me to laugh so hard my vision started getting blurry along with my gut and head beginning to ache.
i think you have carbon monoxide poisoning
3 campfire stories in a row YES!
Is one with four
Aaaaaaaaaa!
"I reached the top of the mountain drill sergeant!"
That last one had me laughing
I imagine Zach singing Teenage dirtbag in a convoy
Generation Kill
Yeah he would be the guy to also have like a 8 track or something
*Band Convoy starts playing Megalovania. All the nerds in Al Qaeda run.*
@@MD_Films *Man comes around starts playing in distance*
CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
Fun fact. My dad left AF in 1970 (radar watching soviet radar systems) and was *reserve activated* in 1990 to go teach the basics. Once you sign that Selective Service form... you are IRR for the rest of your walking-without-crutches life.
1:40
Small arms but can still afford to hire someone to get things off the top shelf?
Literally small arms with deep pockets.
When mike said he applied to be a fireman, I read the subtitle wrong and thought he said "I applied to become a firearm"
That's how Zach and Mike met
@@dragan2324 I can see it now: Mike is the dumbass Marine and misread "Firearm" as "Fireman", and met Zach, who was desperate to get any job involving firearms. When Mike's mistake was discovered, Zach was told to disassemble Mike, and Mike just rolled with it while Zach ranted.
@@WisteriaDrake why does it seem like this is part of some weird sex thing
@@anarchomando7707 this is what us boys like to call a Brojob
@@CErra310 I like this
“Ahh, that’s my nipple, drill sergeant!”
I needed that laugh, thank you!
The stories are awesome also hoping everyone’s weekend is going well
I just got an F on an online test. Barring that, my weekend's going pretty well - tonight's stew night!
I found my old challenge coin while cleaning
Best damn weekend...since...ever.
Buddy from High school brought me some homemade sweets he's selling, so pretty well I'd say
You too
I spent years on youtube and only recently discovered this channel. The question that springs to to mind is wether good reccomender systems are a pre-war thing or a pre-pre-war thing
I found this channel right when it started because I wanted to watch a playthrough at the time, so I have been following these two for a while but UA-cam could have a better topic finder
I found this channel through the gun rant video.
@@delta-a17 same
@@delta-a17 yup that randomly turned up on my recommend page one day to. I wonder how many subs found this channel due to that one video
@@themadhammer3305 I did lol. My friend (who is now a marine) had shown me a video or two from Mike, but I had largely forgotten about them until I stumbled on the Gun Rant earlier this semester
I feel like making a drill instructor laugh is one of the greatest achievements a person can have in life.
i have been singled out before a long time ago when i was in the mitary in my country, i got literally shark attacked my three DS's and i started getting nervous, and the way i respond to this situation is i start to laugh uncontrolably, i dont know why, but i started laughing, amd laughing and i couldn't stop, eventualy i have to kneel down on the floor because my Belly hurt, i have no more strenght, i have tears all over my eyes and face and i cant stop laughing.
i swear to god, they had to call the medic and later they said that if that kept any longer i might have ended up dead.
I have that response too, it's the worse when someone starts to tell you abouts something serious and you try to stifle that laugh
That is some unique defense mechanism to cope on stress.
@@WingMaster562 its actually a surprisingly common thing and its pretty disturbing
@@WingMaster562 It’s not uncommon. It’s how I deal with stress.
I wonder what the DSs were thinking when you started laughing uncontrollably
12:21 Making the drill sargeant break character has got to be one of the highlights of that guy’s military career.
12:32 IS THE BEST PART OMG, XD
I fucking agree
Warning: next part is gross skip if eating!!
Me-eating chips mmmmmmhm go on.
It came out like a snakes jaw unhinged!
Me-choking on potato chips cus that made me laugh instantly.
Edit-the nipple thing made me choke again, eff these chips im done lol
I'm dying XD
Better choking on them than having a pointy part stab your gums
I was drinking soda at the time. I choked, vomited, and shot some out of my nose, all at once.
Update-i was watching another vid and ate some more chips and choked due to laughing again I threw the chips away for my own safety.
oh yeah, the MRE shits both hurt really bad but feel so good because you've had that in you for at least 3 days
The bevis and butthead skit had me dying lmao
The second Mike mentioned mountain climbers I knew were it was going. My friend did the same thing
Never clicked so fast in my life
Nice username.
@@NomadTheProtogen Thank you
Brothers we found one
where's the inquisition, we found another one!
"I reached the top of the mountain Sargent!" What a legend 👍👍
"Ahh, that's my nipple drill sergant" will never fail to kill my lungs.
This is fun to listen to while eating breakfast...especially the MRE part 😂
My girlfriend and I love watching these together, you guys tell the absolute best stories and we love them!
Just wanted to say thank you for making the best content I ever randomly came across, really makes my girl’s day when I can just tell her, “Hey, there’s another Campfire Stories video” and she just lights up like she got to put an M203 on her gun for no good reason.
I know what Zach means by being a sensitive boy...I cry almost all the time when multiple people yell at me, sometimes it's 1 person...
Same
I died on the last three stories. Tears streaming down my face they were so good!
I was literally watching the camp stories bru right as I started it
Story time the army had litteraly called my family and trying to enlist me. Mom told them i am autistic.... Recruter hangs up
Back in ww2 my grandfather had to blackmail his superior officer to avoid being sent to fight in Russia!
@@arx3516 Lmao what a lad
@@arx3516 wait if you’re grandfather was meant to fight in Russia does that mean- never mind
@@arx3516
Why would your grandfather even fight in Russia?
@@steelbear2063 He was most likely a german Soldier poor bastard...
12:54 I didn't know your voice could go that high of an octave.
Oh boy! while in the navy basic recruit care unit, the RDC's found a snack in someone's bunk and they inspected everyone's rack. 15/40 recruits had food and one guy had the bottom of his garment bag full of cookie wrappers. For punishment? The fit for full duty were ITE'd (that includes me).
Gotta admit having a beer with these guys would probably be hilarious
9:43 it kinda hurts but also makes me so happy at the same time that he uses verboten xD
10:25 - That reminds me of when I broke my elbow while I was on a road crew. I still was able to work, but as part of my physical therapy, while everyone else was sweeping or doing required physical warmups, I got to do reps with a five pound weight to prevent my elbow from ending up stuck in place when it healed.
I just ate the best MRE cookie ever
"Oatmeal cookie chocolate covered"
I just remembered story my grandpa told me from his time in the army. One time when they were on pistol range observed by some lieutenants, majors and captains. And one of gradpas buddies turns to him with a sly grin. He slightly pulls out the magazine from pistol so that it is still inside but incapable of feeding bullets into chamber, checks whether a bullet is in chamber and then with this pistol aimed he turns to the officers asking: "Am I supposed to shoot?!" and then cue all of them hitting the ground. I don't know if that dude got punished for that gradpa didn't say and I can't ask him anymore.
Also if you are curious what kind of pistol it was then I don't know. Grandpa just said pistol but if you know what was standard issue for Czechoslovak army in like 1950s then it was probably that.
Probably a CZ 52.
Watching these during lunch in the break room and trying not to cry from holding back laughter is possibly one of the hardest things I've ever done.
Oh my god the nipple one, made me choke with laughter
I needed this in my life. I'm studying for my next exams and this helped break the suffering of studying:))))
Hopefully I will have stories like these when I get out of Marine Boot Camp
You definitely will.The military will give you memories you will never forget about.
Campfire Stories is probably my favorite segment you guys do, and I'm so glad I found the channel.
5:15 this is even funnier to me because when I graduated high school, an army recruiter tried to convince me to join the army marching band because I was big into music. Guitar music to be exact. His words
"Ah don't worry, I'm sure they could teach you cymbals or something"
I knew that was just a trick to get me into infantry, but to hear that the actual marching band guys got deployed to be gunners would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. That was about 10 years ago now when they were desperate for troops and now I see why.
I went to an Army recruiter, contract reservation came up eventually, and was directly told that whatever contract I signed would be doubled because of the IRR. Like, no bullshit. Mostly because my main recruiter was an older 11B with I think 3 years left to retirement.
Love your guy's style. Inspired by this, I started working on a podcast with a good friend of mine. Just us chatting with discord due to Covid. We chat about random news, culture, and personal stories. Thank you for bringing the joy.
Hey bud, hope you’re doing well!
How is the podcast going? how’s your buddy doing?
@@Davidagain98 The podcast is still going on. My friend graduated and found a job. It's been a while but it's been good.
My favorite live round checks before going to the barracks was “NO BRASS NO ASS DRILL SERGEANT, WEAPON ON SAFE”
I’m not much of a Fallout fan, but I keep coming back to these campfire videos. Thanks for making my day
Started binging your vids yesterday and they are fantastic. I'm sure someone's mentioned this before but having a gunsmith and a water purification specialist in the Wasteland is so apt and hilarious.
8:05 oh thanks, I was eating cereals for breakfast (koko krunch) when I saw the warning then I thought "meh it couldn't be that bad right?" .... I was wrong.... it was THAT bad.... xD haha
The nipple story cracks me up no matter how many times I've heard it, I mean full on can't stop laughing with tears in my eyes. The delivery is so perfect. Thank you for this video, so much.🤣
that Dick Cheney and Bush idea, isn’t that just “That’s my Bush”
Mike, you are a god for putting out so many of these. I'm not used to them coming out in relatively rapid succession; so thank you for the great content and hope you and the crew are doing alright
I agree some stories are fun and interesting. In Islam, Christianity and Judaism we aren't allowed to compare partners with God, since God is one. Dont blame ya, many folk are ignorant in the world and don't teach the younger generations about religion and the importance of God's name. Please edit the comment to change the vocabulary, replace the word God. You are a great dude* etc. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.
Seeing the differences between Iraq and Afghanistan was very interesting. I think most people in the US assume they’re similar, but it’s quite the opposite.
I just started watching these and they are pure gold
My Birthday and a new Campfire Stories in 1 day oh yea!
Happy birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday
When Mike said "it was like a snake's jaw unhinged" it took me a second to realize what he meant by that. I thought he was talking about the turd
These guys should 100% make a podcast I’ve watched every single episode of fallout new Vegas and am always so interested in what these guys have to say
Thanks!
Mike was literally “shitting bricks”
You two are actually the only thing keeping me on this platform. Your stories and fallout commentary are the best. Thank u guys, and keep up the amazing stories
Hey Mike and Zach I just wanted to say I love all of your videos and stories
I love that one says drill instructor and the other says drill sergeant. Really accentuates the difference in branches.
I could listen to your military stories all day, they always crack me up!
"Thas my nipple" Holy shit my lungs almost got out of my mouth
You should make a podcast talking about the incompetence of the milatary that should get u a many episodes
they'd be really good on What A Hell of A Way To Die or Eyes Left
Ah the 2 week MRE poop. The thing that no matter how many times you experience it, you will feel the need to call for a medic out of fear
I'm glad you guys doing more of these they always bring a smile to my face
I describe every one of my army experiences as the most fun I never want to have again
Little did Zach know that he was gonna be caught by the balls for 8 long years when he signed up
You two should really consider opening a secondary channel dedicated for these stories. Like a podcast type-thing, maybe, where you tell military stories, maybe have buddies from back then share stories too. Also, a segment with Zach talking about guns would be awesome!
These boys need to start a podcast
“Play freebird!” Alright that f*ckin got me
Hey props to you guys for the gross warning, I was actually eating some good ass homemade chili. Kudos boys be back later
I'm back
2:06 - I imagine Roman Centurions having very similar conversations about joining the army 2000 years ago XD
Man the military sounds so screwed up. Also love these videos.
You become desensitized to it after a while. 3 years and 4 months of it and a line number to E-5, I don't even remember what it's like to be a civilian
@@milk1472 you poor soul
I could watch these story/campfire videos for hours! They're so funny and entertaining, please never stop making videos you guys.
"I could get four in my mouth!"-zach 2020
Seriously. I know this gets posted on every "stories" video but y'all need to do a podcast. I watch most of the content on this channel, (Even the solo stuff, and I usually don't watch gameplay videos) and it's all good entertainment but the two of y'all together is easily the best part of this channel. Y'all get genuine laughing fits out of me. Y'all are freaking great and I could listen to you two for hours on end.
I wish I could sit and just listen to them talk about their stories for hours
Im loving the influx of campfire stories, these military tales are always the best part of any video
This is the best Campfire Stories yet, I'm nearly pissing myself laughing
These stories are Soo funny 😂😂. I CAN'T BREATHE AND IM CRYING ITS SOOO FUNNY LOLOLOL
The corn fed country boy one had me spitting out my water.
some of the campfire stories make me chuckle. some of them make laugh for a minute, then i'm good. this one is the one makes me laugh so hard i'm in pain. god i love you guys
the "THAT'S MY NIPPLE DS" had me dying
I swear these stories are the only things that make me full on laugh. its great and I cant thank you enough
8:25 was eating and couldn’t stop laughing.
I am listing to this while I'm at work cooking. Rhis is by far in my opinion the best episode ever. Keep up the awesome work buds