"Best" Military Experiences - Campfire Stories

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  • @mulligan4981
    @mulligan4981 4 роки тому +3647

    “Hey Beavis, wanna invade Iraq?” I want that to be my text tone.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +1909

    "Private, I haven't seen you during yesterdays stealth training!" - "Thank you, sir!"

    • @Scotch20
      @Scotch20 2 роки тому +87

      Real funny until the drill sergeant hears you call him sir.

    • @Ant-jr8ty
      @Ant-jr8ty Рік тому +15

      ​@@Scotch20 depends where you are in your training. I know in the marines you refer to them as sir until you do the reaper or whatever the east coast equivalent is.

    • @Registered_Google_User
      @Registered_Google_User Рік тому +2

      ​@@Ant-jr8tywhat is the reaper?

    • @Obi_Airsoft
      @Obi_Airsoft Рік тому +5

      @@Registered_Google_User it’s the final hill climb during the Crucible

    • @Imperium_protector
      @Imperium_protector Рік тому +2

      Real funny when the grammar actually makes sense

  • @justcullen9304
    @justcullen9304 4 роки тому +3969

    "Did I tell you about the time that I applied to be a fireman?"
    My father, a fireman: Oh you poor fool.

    • @KapitainvonHass
      @KapitainvonHass 4 роки тому +145

      Having been in the FD for 3 years as a teenager being an Explorer, as it's called. I had that same thought lmao

    • @bromedyblank
      @bromedyblank 4 роки тому +52

      @@KapitainvonHass oh hey a fellow explorer except I was for my local PD

    • @ilovecheetos26
      @ilovecheetos26 4 роки тому +104

      Firefighter was my very first job and oh boy do you get to see a lot of stuff most 18 year olds don't.

    • @KapitainvonHass
      @KapitainvonHass 4 роки тому +20

      @@bromedyblank oh cool! I knew a couple of those kids since we went to school together like our whole lives

    • @johnbeauvais3159
      @johnbeauvais3159 4 роки тому +64

      Yep, my father did 30 years, most of my childhood was recited with “Don’t become a fireman, go to school and get a better job

  • @R4ZOR154
    @R4ZOR154 4 роки тому +1411

    “We’re gonna need you to join the US Navy”
    Gonna he honest I expect him to say it was an ad for a male stripper but that was even funnier.

  • @jf7317
    @jf7317 4 роки тому +2444

    "Top of the mountain drill sergeant" killed me. I'm glad you guys are doing more campfire stories, always a good laugh.

    • @Kesssuli
      @Kesssuli 4 роки тому +148

      There was kind of funny case in my army time when we started our service. There was oneguy who wasnt too happy to be there and most likely wanted to make himself to totall idiot just to get out. Well on next day on the morning he was kind of driving imaginary motorcycle on the hallways and making motor sounds.
      That ended when one sergeant grapped his shoulder and kind of jumped on backseat and told him to go on because they seems to have same destination.
      Never seen man to paralyze that badly. It have been over 10 years and still remember way too good when every guy on near bursted to laught. And yes that guy got out in same evening.

    • @FirstGameFreak1000
      @FirstGameFreak1000 4 роки тому +41

      This guy is a legend. Hes the only o e to have made it to the top of the mountain. That's like if somebody got told to push texas and the stood up and said "I moved it!" Or from doing flutter kicks to say "I made it across the ocean!"

    • @harrisonleon577
      @harrisonleon577 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Mr_Itchy
      @Mr_Itchy 4 роки тому +9

      I liked the one about the *tall guy* because I'm the same way

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 3 роки тому

      @@FirstGameFreak1000 PUUSH!

  • @OrbInDaFrame
    @OrbInDaFrame 4 роки тому +4494

    I swear these campfire stories are getting better and better by the day

    • @theta682pl
      @theta682pl 4 роки тому +78

      Nothing will ever top anger management

    • @guitardunce7571
      @guitardunce7571 4 роки тому +35

      I think Wild Hog will be my favorite for a very very long time tbh

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 4 роки тому +6

      @@guitardunce7571 that actually was my favorite one

    • @mjpraetorian4386
      @mjpraetorian4386 4 роки тому +2

      @@theta682pl that was my favourite as well

    • @Dr-Dino2077
      @Dr-Dino2077 4 роки тому

      @@theta682pl I agree with you soon much

  • @ModernCowBoy113
    @ModernCowBoy113 4 роки тому +933

    Omg the nipple thing has me tearing up from laughing

  • @chaselegoman
    @chaselegoman 4 роки тому +446

    Reminds me of a friend of mine who enlisted.
    He wanted to be Military Police, and when he went to the recruiter and told him this, the recruiter picked up his phone (without dialling a number), put it down after 30 seconds and said "Sorry, we don't need any more MPs for this year. How about infantry?" That was the first time he noticed something fishy.

  • @smileman4746
    @smileman4746 4 роки тому +596

    In basic we had a guy not bring his Camelback. Our SDS told him "You see that" he is pointing at a yeti water container. " That's your water source for the day." This dude brought it everywhere including into the defac it was hilarious.

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 4 роки тому +46

      Apparently Sgts are allowed to fill camelbacks with alcohol

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 роки тому +86

      @@teslashark Allowed? No. Officers pretending we don’t know? Sometimes.

    • @iateseveralpoundsofsemtex1577
      @iateseveralpoundsofsemtex1577 Рік тому +9

      I saw something similar in basic too. only one time did this kid forget his camelback, and he was made to haul around a jerry can with water as his water source for the day, while his DS wore the kids camelback.

  • @rickardspaghetti
    @rickardspaghetti 4 роки тому +856

    What I got out of this is that bards are real and they're in the army.

    • @John-Doe-Nobody
      @John-Doe-Nobody 4 роки тому +56

      Yes and no. Bards tell interesting and compelling stories in a skillful way. The Military is just writhe with stories, a lot of which don't need skill to be compelling. Some Bards are born from it though.

    • @Altair0fNone
      @Altair0fNone 4 роки тому +29

      How else will we win wars we need stat buffs from the bards.

    • @why_not_guitar
      @why_not_guitar 3 роки тому +3

      I thought they where all bardbarians

    • @hirokira8335
      @hirokira8335 3 роки тому +4

      @@why_not_guitar the marines are the barbarians. Army is more of being a fighter or ranger.

    • @Meme-Weeb-Dweeb
      @Meme-Weeb-Dweeb 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@hirokira8335 Marines do have rangers, they have K9 units. You can usually multiclass if you take the right job.
      Base Classes of the military are
      Marines - Barbarians, not everyone can be a good barbarian, you have to go through hell and fury to be one.
      Army - Fighter, a basic role with lots of variety if you're creative
      Navy - Wizard
      Air Force - Sorcerer (For pilots specifically), not everyone can be an Air Force pilot it takes innate talent and hard work to become one.
      Coast Guard - Warlock, their patron is the US Navy.
      Space Force - Artificer, no one understands them outside of a basic synopsis and if you do, you're weird.
      *This is a joke and mostly my opinion btw

  • @moomoo1984
    @moomoo1984 4 роки тому +1185

    What would be amazing is a whole podcast of these stories.

  • @gushyjushy
    @gushyjushy 4 роки тому +416

    All great stories start with:
    "Did I ever tell you about..."

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 4 роки тому +7

      Unless Ellis says it

    • @Ghettojaku
      @Ghettojaku 4 роки тому +1

      @@nostalgiaof98 his are the greatest

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 3 роки тому +1

      @@nostalgiaof98 you're right, those aren't great stories
      they're legendary

  • @dudeniminecraft
    @dudeniminecraft 4 роки тому +2100

    I absolutely love the campfire stories. I hope there will be more after the Eliza mod.

    • @xdlol1177
      @xdlol1177 4 роки тому +77

      There will always be more campfire stories, after all, what is Mike supposed to do with all the dialogue that he cuts out from the main series?

    • @dudeniminecraft
      @dudeniminecraft 4 роки тому +8

      @@xdlol1177 True that

    • @charcoal4742
      @charcoal4742 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @Shaape07
      @Shaape07 4 роки тому +6

      I here before anyone asks how there's comment from a week ago it's because patreon

    • @HamisGood12
      @HamisGood12 4 роки тому

      This comment is from a week ago, UA-cam is most definitely drunk.

  • @Xboxzilla
    @Xboxzilla 4 роки тому +199

    Problem: "I reached the top of the mountain, Drill Sergeant!"
    Solution: "THEN CLIMB BACK DOWN, MAGGOT!!! YOU CAN'T STAND UP THERE FOREVER AND STILL TRAIN!!!!!"

  • @danielmcfarlan1035
    @danielmcfarlan1035 4 роки тому +691

    "is that an al-qaeda? Hold on, i got my trumpet..."
    *plays The Lick*

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 3 роки тому +11

      tu-ru-ru-Ru-ru, ru ru!

    • @bassforhire555
      @bassforhire555 3 роки тому +3

      @@migueeeelet I heard it lol

    • @Watcher1105
      @Watcher1105 2 роки тому

      GOD DAMMIT NO

    • @doomqwer
      @doomqwer 2 роки тому

      ah yes yes careless whispers that one has been a meme for ages hell I saw it pop up again lately.

  • @av-8bharrier823
    @av-8bharrier823 4 роки тому +1335

    imagine being wallpaper but having a shitty ACU hydro dipped wallpaper being yelled at for getting 4 packets of crackers

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 4 роки тому +78

      Then have to chubby bunny the Soldier's Creed. That part made me laugh sooo hard.

    • @dragan2324
      @dragan2324 4 роки тому +21

      Grandma's floral couch, 4 packets of crackers perched atop it, being yelled at

    • @westernstealth873
      @westernstealth873 4 роки тому +8

      @@dragan2324 UCP: Universal ‘Coach’ Pattern

    • @isalt5
      @isalt5 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@westernstealth873 UCP: Ugly Couch Pattern

  • @Soron661
    @Soron661 4 роки тому +164

    the story involving the drill sergeant grabbing the guy's "nipple" got me to laugh so hard my vision started getting blurry along with my gut and head beginning to ache.

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 2 роки тому

      i think you have carbon monoxide poisoning

  • @CrowInAHat
    @CrowInAHat 4 роки тому +514

    3 campfire stories in a row YES!

  • @isaac2990
    @isaac2990 4 роки тому +87

    "I reached the top of the mountain drill sergeant!"
    That last one had me laughing

  • @DaxTCrowley
    @DaxTCrowley 4 роки тому +252

    I imagine Zach singing Teenage dirtbag in a convoy

    • @MD_Films
      @MD_Films 4 роки тому +13

      Generation Kill

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah he would be the guy to also have like a 8 track or something

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 3 роки тому +8

      *Band Convoy starts playing Megalovania. All the nerds in Al Qaeda run.*

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 роки тому +5

      @@MD_Films *Man comes around starts playing in distance*

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 2 роки тому +1

      CAUSE I AM A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

  • @prjndigo
    @prjndigo 2 роки тому +13

    Fun fact. My dad left AF in 1970 (radar watching soviet radar systems) and was *reserve activated* in 1990 to go teach the basics. Once you sign that Selective Service form... you are IRR for the rest of your walking-without-crutches life.

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 роки тому +729

    1:40
    Small arms but can still afford to hire someone to get things off the top shelf?
    Literally small arms with deep pockets.

  • @revan7383
    @revan7383 4 роки тому +157

    When mike said he applied to be a fireman, I read the subtitle wrong and thought he said "I applied to become a firearm"

    • @dragan2324
      @dragan2324 4 роки тому +20

      That's how Zach and Mike met

    • @WisteriaDrake
      @WisteriaDrake 3 роки тому

      @@dragan2324 I can see it now: Mike is the dumbass Marine and misread "Firearm" as "Fireman", and met Zach, who was desperate to get any job involving firearms. When Mike's mistake was discovered, Zach was told to disassemble Mike, and Mike just rolled with it while Zach ranted.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 роки тому +1

      @@WisteriaDrake why does it seem like this is part of some weird sex thing

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 3 роки тому

      @@anarchomando7707 this is what us boys like to call a Brojob

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 роки тому

      @@CErra310 I like this

  • @HewhoTalkswithTics
    @HewhoTalkswithTics 4 роки тому +65

    “Ahh, that’s my nipple, drill sergeant!”
    I needed that laugh, thank you!

  • @x_savblue_x9469
    @x_savblue_x9469 4 роки тому +401

    The stories are awesome also hoping everyone’s weekend is going well

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 4 роки тому +1

      I just got an F on an online test. Barring that, my weekend's going pretty well - tonight's stew night!

    • @ModernCowBoy113
      @ModernCowBoy113 4 роки тому +1

      I found my old challenge coin while cleaning

    • @Goblintom
      @Goblintom 4 роки тому

      Best damn weekend...since...ever.

    • @Arcfire21
      @Arcfire21 4 роки тому

      Buddy from High school brought me some homemade sweets he's selling, so pretty well I'd say

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 4 роки тому

      You too

  • @antoniop3080
    @antoniop3080 4 роки тому +387

    I spent years on youtube and only recently discovered this channel. The question that springs to to mind is wether good reccomender systems are a pre-war thing or a pre-pre-war thing

    • @ilimitadouc
      @ilimitadouc 4 роки тому +8

      I found this channel right when it started because I wanted to watch a playthrough at the time, so I have been following these two for a while but UA-cam could have a better topic finder

    • @delta-a17
      @delta-a17 4 роки тому +28

      I found this channel through the gun rant video.

    • @thatdudnum67potatoe45
      @thatdudnum67potatoe45 4 роки тому +9

      @@delta-a17 same

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 4 роки тому +11

      @@delta-a17 yup that randomly turned up on my recommend page one day to. I wonder how many subs found this channel due to that one video

    • @SpartanChief17C
      @SpartanChief17C 4 роки тому +4

      @@themadhammer3305 I did lol. My friend (who is now a marine) had shown me a video or two from Mike, but I had largely forgotten about them until I stumbled on the Gun Rant earlier this semester

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 3 роки тому +29

    I feel like making a drill instructor laugh is one of the greatest achievements a person can have in life.

  • @PoPFopskyX3
    @PoPFopskyX3 4 роки тому +169

    i have been singled out before a long time ago when i was in the mitary in my country, i got literally shark attacked my three DS's and i started getting nervous, and the way i respond to this situation is i start to laugh uncontrolably, i dont know why, but i started laughing, amd laughing and i couldn't stop, eventualy i have to kneel down on the floor because my Belly hurt, i have no more strenght, i have tears all over my eyes and face and i cant stop laughing.
    i swear to god, they had to call the medic and later they said that if that kept any longer i might have ended up dead.

    • @mandriceugen7809
      @mandriceugen7809 4 роки тому +16

      I have that response too, it's the worse when someone starts to tell you abouts something serious and you try to stifle that laugh

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 4 роки тому +28

      That is some unique defense mechanism to cope on stress.

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 3 роки тому +13

      @@WingMaster562 its actually a surprisingly common thing and its pretty disturbing

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 3 роки тому +2

      @@WingMaster562 It’s not uncommon. It’s how I deal with stress.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 роки тому +4

      I wonder what the DSs were thinking when you started laughing uncontrollably

  • @Epicmonk117
    @Epicmonk117 3 місяці тому +4

    12:21 Making the drill sargeant break character has got to be one of the highlights of that guy’s military career.

  • @ibad850
    @ibad850 4 роки тому +123

    12:32 IS THE BEST PART OMG, XD

  • @greyman7605
    @greyman7605 4 роки тому +605

    Warning: next part is gross skip if eating!!
    Me-eating chips mmmmmmhm go on.
    It came out like a snakes jaw unhinged!
    Me-choking on potato chips cus that made me laugh instantly.
    Edit-the nipple thing made me choke again, eff these chips im done lol

    • @vizunalvarez883
      @vizunalvarez883 4 роки тому +6

      I'm dying XD

    • @richardlont4480
      @richardlont4480 4 роки тому +8

      Better choking on them than having a pointy part stab your gums

    • @beskarbaron6503
      @beskarbaron6503 4 роки тому +2

      I was drinking soda at the time. I choked, vomited, and shot some out of my nose, all at once.

    • @greyman7605
      @greyman7605 4 роки тому +2

      Update-i was watching another vid and ate some more chips and choked due to laughing again I threw the chips away for my own safety.

    • @THEBloodReign100
      @THEBloodReign100 4 роки тому +3

      oh yeah, the MRE shits both hurt really bad but feel so good because you've had that in you for at least 3 days

  • @Peanutgaming27
    @Peanutgaming27 4 роки тому +32

    The bevis and butthead skit had me dying lmao

  • @derekmensch3601
    @derekmensch3601 4 роки тому +65

    The second Mike mentioned mountain climbers I knew were it was going. My friend did the same thing

  • @Nate-ms4be
    @Nate-ms4be 4 роки тому +216

    Never clicked so fast in my life

  • @keiferminehart4582
    @keiferminehart4582 4 роки тому +63

    "I reached the top of the mountain Sargent!" What a legend 👍👍

  • @therabbitfollower5550
    @therabbitfollower5550 3 роки тому +19

    "Ahh, that's my nipple drill sergant" will never fail to kill my lungs.

  • @nikkishocker1
    @nikkishocker1 4 роки тому +81

    This is fun to listen to while eating breakfast...especially the MRE part 😂

  • @Floyd-94
    @Floyd-94 4 роки тому +14

    My girlfriend and I love watching these together, you guys tell the absolute best stories and we love them!
    Just wanted to say thank you for making the best content I ever randomly came across, really makes my girl’s day when I can just tell her, “Hey, there’s another Campfire Stories video” and she just lights up like she got to put an M203 on her gun for no good reason.

  • @RIGaming7110
    @RIGaming7110 4 роки тому +118

    I know what Zach means by being a sensitive boy...I cry almost all the time when multiple people yell at me, sometimes it's 1 person...

  • @Harbinger421
    @Harbinger421 4 роки тому +68

    I died on the last three stories. Tears streaming down my face they were so good!

  • @joesumpter7740
    @joesumpter7740 4 роки тому +50

    I was literally watching the camp stories bru right as I started it

  • @jonahmiller988
    @jonahmiller988 4 роки тому +201

    Story time the army had litteraly called my family and trying to enlist me. Mom told them i am autistic.... Recruter hangs up

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 4 роки тому +40

      Back in ww2 my grandfather had to blackmail his superior officer to avoid being sent to fight in Russia!

    • @notforsaletoday1895
      @notforsaletoday1895 4 роки тому +10

      @@arx3516 Lmao what a lad

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 4 роки тому +9

      @@arx3516 wait if you’re grandfather was meant to fight in Russia does that mean- never mind

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 роки тому

      @@arx3516
      Why would your grandfather even fight in Russia?

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 4 роки тому +9

      @@steelbear2063 He was most likely a german Soldier poor bastard...

  • @goldensentinel7715
    @goldensentinel7715 4 роки тому +55

    12:54 I didn't know your voice could go that high of an octave.

  • @ultamitgamermike
    @ultamitgamermike 4 роки тому +30

    Oh boy! while in the navy basic recruit care unit, the RDC's found a snack in someone's bunk and they inspected everyone's rack. 15/40 recruits had food and one guy had the bottom of his garment bag full of cookie wrappers. For punishment? The fit for full duty were ITE'd (that includes me).

  • @BloodBeast14
    @BloodBeast14 4 роки тому +56

    Gotta admit having a beer with these guys would probably be hilarious

  • @Suchsdirhaltaus
    @Suchsdirhaltaus 4 роки тому +16

    9:43 it kinda hurts but also makes me so happy at the same time that he uses verboten xD

  • @sabbagels
    @sabbagels 4 роки тому +4

    10:25 - That reminds me of when I broke my elbow while I was on a road crew. I still was able to work, but as part of my physical therapy, while everyone else was sweeping or doing required physical warmups, I got to do reps with a five pound weight to prevent my elbow from ending up stuck in place when it healed.

  • @duhameldustin6487
    @duhameldustin6487 4 роки тому +32

    I just ate the best MRE cookie ever
    "Oatmeal cookie chocolate covered"

  • @dasapetrikova7834
    @dasapetrikova7834 4 роки тому +46

    I just remembered story my grandpa told me from his time in the army. One time when they were on pistol range observed by some lieutenants, majors and captains. And one of gradpas buddies turns to him with a sly grin. He slightly pulls out the magazine from pistol so that it is still inside but incapable of feeding bullets into chamber, checks whether a bullet is in chamber and then with this pistol aimed he turns to the officers asking: "Am I supposed to shoot?!" and then cue all of them hitting the ground. I don't know if that dude got punished for that gradpa didn't say and I can't ask him anymore.
    Also if you are curious what kind of pistol it was then I don't know. Grandpa just said pistol but if you know what was standard issue for Czechoslovak army in like 1950s then it was probably that.

  • @ShadowFang1996
    @ShadowFang1996 4 роки тому +8

    Watching these during lunch in the break room and trying not to cry from holding back laughter is possibly one of the hardest things I've ever done.

  • @aolan_gren5892
    @aolan_gren5892 4 роки тому +24

    Oh my god the nipple one, made me choke with laughter

  • @_mroutlash_7963
    @_mroutlash_7963 4 роки тому +16

    I needed this in my life. I'm studying for my next exams and this helped break the suffering of studying:))))

  • @Z0inks.
    @Z0inks. 4 роки тому +25

    Hopefully I will have stories like these when I get out of Marine Boot Camp

    • @user-iq4sr2mu1j
      @user-iq4sr2mu1j 4 роки тому +3

      You definitely will.The military will give you memories you will never forget about.

  • @chaosstorm0967
    @chaosstorm0967 4 роки тому +8

    Campfire Stories is probably my favorite segment you guys do, and I'm so glad I found the channel.

  • @MrMoustaffa
    @MrMoustaffa 4 роки тому +3

    5:15 this is even funnier to me because when I graduated high school, an army recruiter tried to convince me to join the army marching band because I was big into music. Guitar music to be exact. His words
    "Ah don't worry, I'm sure they could teach you cymbals or something"
    I knew that was just a trick to get me into infantry, but to hear that the actual marching band guys got deployed to be gunners would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. That was about 10 years ago now when they were desperate for troops and now I see why.

  • @patrickcrabb6212
    @patrickcrabb6212 28 днів тому +1

    I went to an Army recruiter, contract reservation came up eventually, and was directly told that whatever contract I signed would be doubled because of the IRR. Like, no bullshit. Mostly because my main recruiter was an older 11B with I think 3 years left to retirement.

  • @TheKevinFanClub526
    @TheKevinFanClub526 4 роки тому +9

    Love your guy's style. Inspired by this, I started working on a podcast with a good friend of mine. Just us chatting with discord due to Covid. We chat about random news, culture, and personal stories. Thank you for bringing the joy.

    • @Davidagain98
      @Davidagain98 Рік тому

      Hey bud, hope you’re doing well!
      How is the podcast going? how’s your buddy doing?

    • @TheKevinFanClub526
      @TheKevinFanClub526 Рік тому

      @@Davidagain98 The podcast is still going on. My friend graduated and found a job. It's been a while but it's been good.

  • @mucci8172
    @mucci8172 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite live round checks before going to the barracks was “NO BRASS NO ASS DRILL SERGEANT, WEAPON ON SAFE”

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 4 роки тому +8

    I’m not much of a Fallout fan, but I keep coming back to these campfire videos. Thanks for making my day

  • @Boneworm852
    @Boneworm852 4 роки тому +2

    Started binging your vids yesterday and they are fantastic. I'm sure someone's mentioned this before but having a gunsmith and a water purification specialist in the Wasteland is so apt and hilarious.

  • @terencepaul7475
    @terencepaul7475 4 роки тому +4

    8:05 oh thanks, I was eating cereals for breakfast (koko krunch) when I saw the warning then I thought "meh it couldn't be that bad right?" .... I was wrong.... it was THAT bad.... xD haha

  • @PoliceTelephoneBox
    @PoliceTelephoneBox 3 роки тому +1

    The nipple story cracks me up no matter how many times I've heard it, I mean full on can't stop laughing with tears in my eyes. The delivery is so perfect. Thank you for this video, so much.🤣

  • @CharizardMaster69
    @CharizardMaster69 4 роки тому +17

    that Dick Cheney and Bush idea, isn’t that just “That’s my Bush”

  • @discordinmymind6565
    @discordinmymind6565 4 роки тому +2

    Mike, you are a god for putting out so many of these. I'm not used to them coming out in relatively rapid succession; so thank you for the great content and hope you and the crew are doing alright

    • @FizzyS0da
      @FizzyS0da Рік тому

      I agree some stories are fun and interesting. In Islam, Christianity and Judaism we aren't allowed to compare partners with God, since God is one. Dont blame ya, many folk are ignorant in the world and don't teach the younger generations about religion and the importance of God's name. Please edit the comment to change the vocabulary, replace the word God. You are a great dude* etc. Thanks. Have a nice weekend.

  • @Bortamert
    @Bortamert 4 роки тому +15

    Seeing the differences between Iraq and Afghanistan was very interesting. I think most people in the US assume they’re similar, but it’s quite the opposite.

  • @camdude7234
    @camdude7234 2 роки тому +2

    I just started watching these and they are pure gold

  • @gib-
    @gib- 4 роки тому +26

    My Birthday and a new Campfire Stories in 1 day oh yea!

  • @BrandonSwinney-j2v
    @BrandonSwinney-j2v 3 місяці тому +1

    When Mike said "it was like a snake's jaw unhinged" it took me a second to realize what he meant by that. I thought he was talking about the turd

  • @jackjordanoreilly5138
    @jackjordanoreilly5138 4 роки тому +4

    These guys should 100% make a podcast I’ve watched every single episode of fallout new Vegas and am always so interested in what these guys have to say

  • @joshuaGBader
    @joshuaGBader Рік тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @gavindrums565
    @gavindrums565 4 роки тому +13

    Mike was literally “shitting bricks”

  • @reapgod2172
    @reapgod2172 4 роки тому +1

    You two are actually the only thing keeping me on this platform. Your stories and fallout commentary are the best. Thank u guys, and keep up the amazing stories

  • @thederphimself
    @thederphimself 4 роки тому +8

    Hey Mike and Zach I just wanted to say I love all of your videos and stories

  • @danielrollins7426
    @danielrollins7426 4 роки тому +1

    I love that one says drill instructor and the other says drill sergeant. Really accentuates the difference in branches.

  • @niller88
    @niller88 4 роки тому +4

    I could listen to your military stories all day, they always crack me up!

  • @dubiouscollector9763
    @dubiouscollector9763 3 роки тому +2

    "Thas my nipple" Holy shit my lungs almost got out of my mouth

  • @EVOLUTION2196
    @EVOLUTION2196 4 роки тому +23

    You should make a podcast talking about the incompetence of the milatary that should get u a many episodes

    • @allgodsnomasters2822
      @allgodsnomasters2822 4 роки тому +1

      they'd be really good on What A Hell of A Way To Die or Eyes Left

  • @gunslingermando8275
    @gunslingermando8275 2 роки тому +1

    Ah the 2 week MRE poop. The thing that no matter how many times you experience it, you will feel the need to call for a medic out of fear

  • @czarneyr7874
    @czarneyr7874 4 роки тому +4

    I'm glad you guys doing more of these they always bring a smile to my face

  • @connermccaughey3911
    @connermccaughey3911 4 роки тому +8

    I describe every one of my army experiences as the most fun I never want to have again

  • @fetusdeletus9266
    @fetusdeletus9266 4 роки тому +6

    Little did Zach know that he was gonna be caught by the balls for 8 long years when he signed up

  • @andreipintea9333
    @andreipintea9333 4 роки тому +2

    You two should really consider opening a secondary channel dedicated for these stories. Like a podcast type-thing, maybe, where you tell military stories, maybe have buddies from back then share stories too. Also, a segment with Zach talking about guns would be awesome!

  • @carlstewart7844
    @carlstewart7844 4 роки тому +8

    These boys need to start a podcast

  • @dryfox11
    @dryfox11 4 роки тому +2

    “Play freebird!” Alright that f*ckin got me

  • @PeefSpogdar
    @PeefSpogdar 4 роки тому +22

    Hey props to you guys for the gross warning, I was actually eating some good ass homemade chili. Kudos boys be back later

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 Рік тому +1

    2:06 - I imagine Roman Centurions having very similar conversations about joining the army 2000 years ago XD

  • @crimsonion3052
    @crimsonion3052 4 роки тому +18

    Man the military sounds so screwed up. Also love these videos.

    • @milk1472
      @milk1472 4 роки тому +4

      You become desensitized to it after a while. 3 years and 4 months of it and a line number to E-5, I don't even remember what it's like to be a civilian

    • @crimsonion3052
      @crimsonion3052 4 роки тому +7

      @@milk1472 you poor soul

  • @thebeach7196
    @thebeach7196 4 роки тому +1

    I could watch these story/campfire videos for hours! They're so funny and entertaining, please never stop making videos you guys.

  • @dadams5888
    @dadams5888 4 роки тому +42

    "I could get four in my mouth!"-zach 2020

  • @clintmcbride7830
    @clintmcbride7830 4 роки тому +1

    Seriously. I know this gets posted on every "stories" video but y'all need to do a podcast. I watch most of the content on this channel, (Even the solo stuff, and I usually don't watch gameplay videos) and it's all good entertainment but the two of y'all together is easily the best part of this channel. Y'all get genuine laughing fits out of me. Y'all are freaking great and I could listen to you two for hours on end.

  • @waterninja4153
    @waterninja4153 4 роки тому +4

    I wish I could sit and just listen to them talk about their stories for hours

  • @zackfake1253
    @zackfake1253 4 роки тому +1

    Im loving the influx of campfire stories, these military tales are always the best part of any video

  • @SanctusHD
    @SanctusHD 4 роки тому +4

    This is the best Campfire Stories yet, I'm nearly pissing myself laughing

  • @patriciatownsley7122
    @patriciatownsley7122 2 роки тому +1

    These stories are Soo funny 😂😂. I CAN'T BREATHE AND IM CRYING ITS SOOO FUNNY LOLOLOL

  • @wags6961
    @wags6961 3 роки тому +4

    The corn fed country boy one had me spitting out my water.

  • @ampenah
    @ampenah 2 роки тому

    some of the campfire stories make me chuckle. some of them make laugh for a minute, then i'm good. this one is the one makes me laugh so hard i'm in pain. god i love you guys

  • @goth-ihop
    @goth-ihop 4 роки тому +3

    the "THAT'S MY NIPPLE DS" had me dying

  • @Kingjujukug
    @Kingjujukug 4 роки тому +2

    I swear these stories are the only things that make me full on laugh. its great and I cant thank you enough

  • @Nuclearbomb-lw4ri
    @Nuclearbomb-lw4ri 4 роки тому +9

    8:25 was eating and couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 4 роки тому +1

    I am listing to this while I'm at work cooking. Rhis is by far in my opinion the best episode ever. Keep up the awesome work buds