The Whale That Brought An Empire To Its Knees
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- Опубліковано 28 кві 2024
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Empire destroying whales? I didn’t know Lizzo was eligible for a Mad Lads 🤔
Retake Constantinople
Keep in mind, this is the same Justinian whose reign saw the restoration of Africa, Hispania, and Rome to Imperial protection, after the fall of the Western Roman Empire, weathered the first pandemic of bubonic plague, survived the Nika Riots (Summer of Love on steroids), and survived a year long volcanic winter. The WHALE was what put him at a loss.
They thought Caligula mad when he declared war on the seas; turns out he was just a man well ahead of his time.
Konstantinopol is Roman. Based take.
Ship hulls creek at a similar frequency to whale speech disrupting communication, this has been known many decades. Legend has it Roman hulls translated to something along the lines of "your mother has the face of a squid".
Imagine being a sailor trying to convince a landlubber that the chunk taken off the stern was by a giant tentacle, CLEARLY the work of a kraken while he gives you the condescending educated look. The ocean is terrifying!
Heres a mad lad idea, Haruo Nakajima. He played Godzilla in the first movie and most of the early movies. The guy went through hell to play the monsters he played
Cannot wait for the nautical puns in this one.
"Port's closed" never gets old.
Humza is gone, thank fuck.
‘Ancient Roman Death Whale’ would make a killer band name.
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“The Roman Empire was recovering from a phase we’ve all known at one time or another - a devastating relationship with Goths.”
10:38
Whut if Porphyrios was an alcoholic?
"Preferred krill to muscles..." took me a second to catch the Purple Aki reference. Well played Dank!
Ah, Porphyrios… The Purple Plunderer, The Girthy Thunder from Down Under [The Sea], The Rowdy Rammer, The Submarine Saturday Night Special, Biggius Mobius D¡ckius… The Beast that Wrecked a Thousand ‘Ships!
He's called, mobius~~ dickus~~