Perfect Woman and Marriage - SleepyCast

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  • Опубліковано 1 бер 2018
  • Chris's perfect woman. Shad's ideal woman. Opinions about marriage.
    Audio is from SleepyCast S2_E02:
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  • @bestofsleepycast3471
    @bestofsleepycast3471  6 років тому +42

    New SleepyCast episode released today: soundcloud.com/sleepycabin/sleepycast-s2e27-le-rancid-red-boca

  • @Cactusman129
    @Cactusman129 6 років тому +572

    Shad's ideal woman:
    10 years old

    • @loplop019
      @loplop019 5 років тому +39

      *8 year old

    • @w.h.merrow3064
      @w.h.merrow3064 4 роки тому +35

      Also blood relation...
      And dog

    • @nightzzmixx
      @nightzzmixx 4 роки тому +9

      @@w.h.merrow3064 I know the exact comic you're talking about

    • @haiperbus
      @haiperbus 4 роки тому +4

      >because artits have to be into what they draw

    • @w.h.merrow3064
      @w.h.merrow3064 4 роки тому +31

      >its a joke

  • @WizardOfThule
    @WizardOfThule 6 років тому +132

    " Inwant big breasts, not for me, for my children." - Shadman
    Jesus Christ Shad

    • @Nate-ll4do
      @Nate-ll4do 6 років тому +18

      It's very important, his kids must be properly fed.

    • @BanilyaGorilya
      @BanilyaGorilya 5 років тому +4

      Draws kiddie porn. He wants healthy kids. Who can blame him?

    • @coolgoyim1133
      @coolgoyim1133 5 років тому

      It sounds perverted in some way, like the kids having big breast.

  • @lucarin8191
    @lucarin8191 5 років тому +78

    This is why you should build romantic relationships off of stability, kindness, and friendship rather than love. Love is the initial emotional reaction, but if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone and not waste your money on a ring/marriage you need a stable and long lasting foundation. Also, you need to be a great duo when it comes to communication and figuring shit out.

    • @ultraspinalki11
      @ultraspinalki11 2 роки тому +1

      @@PodreyJenkin138 I can tell you from experience that starting off a romantic relationship out of friendship doesn't help your chances much. Had a girlfriend whom I knew since we were kids, lasted for several years and then... the magic was gone.
      And forget staying friends afterwards. Those who do that after a breakup are insane.

  • @yukionnaslayer1
    @yukionnaslayer1 6 років тому +119

    Shadman is right that is the perfect woman

    • @rei1sba315
      @rei1sba315 4 роки тому +1

      yuki every single human on the planet would want that woman

    • @dylancangie2161
      @dylancangie2161 3 роки тому +2

      Gherta will keep her beauty till 110

    • @gunterxvoices4101
      @gunterxvoices4101 Рік тому +1

      50 feet tall, lots of money, and giant ass

    • @SpikesSpikesSpikes
      @SpikesSpikesSpikes Рік тому

      Wow good thing we have useless dumbass commenter to confirm it

    • @bowser8817
      @bowser8817 Рік тому

      Uuuuuuugh i hate clicking on these only to hear a nonce

  • @matthewalvarojr.2634
    @matthewalvarojr.2634 3 роки тому +17

    I fucking love Shad saying "So she can bear my children."

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 3 роки тому +11

      I don’t want to know how shad would raise children

    • @CalamityM
      @CalamityM 3 роки тому +12

      Because it's the children he actually wants, not the woman. Less eyebrows are raised if you don't have to lure them into a van.

  • @CinnaWax
    @CinnaWax 4 роки тому +20

    I like how Chris just described Veronica

  • @SlayClay117
    @SlayClay117 6 років тому +96

    I love that Shäd was getting shit constantly from everyone. Like politely enough that he handled it well.

    • @tinman3747
      @tinman3747 3 роки тому +5

      @Stellvia Hoenheim people got a real chip on their shoulders against pedos I guess

  • @FriezaSucks
    @FriezaSucks 6 років тому +52

    I love my girl and I want to marry her, but these are the scary thoughts that are constantly and quietly in the back of your head, gnawing at you while you're hoping they never come to fruition. I hope y'all find the right one who supports and actually loves you ❤️

    • @maceja5890
      @maceja5890 6 років тому +3

      ....what?

    • @FriezaSucks
      @FriezaSucks 6 років тому +21

      Meesja are you not listening to the podcast

    • @evan-qq6qd
      @evan-qq6qd 5 років тому

      How’s it goin

    • @idfrigginkman
      @idfrigginkman 4 роки тому +1

      Did you marry that girl?

    • @zimmyyzz9971
      @zimmyyzz9971 4 роки тому +2

      Cameron Thayer answer this guys question pls

  • @theabsolutecat915
    @theabsolutecat915 4 роки тому +17

    "Love is a racing fire-engine after that fire." - Saint Valentine

  • @jonaheades
    @jonaheades 6 років тому +61

    I love you guys, don't die or something please thanks

  • @LinkEX
    @LinkEX 5 років тому +23

    5:30 Successful marriages, the Minecraft Let's Play equivalent of a life commitment.
    Yeah, doesn't sound too promising.

  • @coolgoyim1133
    @coolgoyim1133 5 років тому +12

    Marriage turned into a perk for couples, thery have perks for having kids and being married

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 6 років тому +22

    As someone that had a lot of money spent on rings/wedding/party/dress.....I probably would've liked to just go somewhere haha but whatever my wedding was awesome.

  • @habanerojones2169
    @habanerojones2169 4 роки тому +9

    Marriage? I paid those smugglers thousands of dollars for that gi- I mean, marriage, sure, great...right.

  • @YTIsRanByFeds
    @YTIsRanByFeds 3 роки тому +2

    "When I'm dead just throw me in the trash"

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +6

    Obviously, character is the deciding factor in a relationship. But I've always thought pronounced noses are attractive. I didn't know why it was ever a thing that small noses were the "preferred" look.

  • @dickbehringer7064
    @dickbehringer7064 5 років тому +18

    My tombstone is gonna dispense free beer

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 4 роки тому +1

      Have you considered having someone collectivize the beer to ensure good distribution among the masses and prevent exploitation?

  • @shmaxyYT
    @shmaxyYT 6 років тому +57

    i love meat

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 3 роки тому +1

      Meat from Vinesauce?

  • @jakayboy
    @jakayboy 5 років тому +17

    take the money for a wedding, and spend it on having more children

    • @jakayboy
      @jakayboy 3 роки тому

      @Stella Hohenheim child = slave labor therefore priceless

  • @samwit7804
    @samwit7804 3 роки тому +2

    “ I can sit on you and be happy for a minute.”

  • @GazghoulThraka471
    @GazghoulThraka471 Рік тому +1

    Ironic hearing this after all the Mick and Veronica drama

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 4 роки тому +5

    9:59 There's something about the brutal nihilism in Shad's voice during this part that destroys my sides every time

  • @kartoonkid711
    @kartoonkid711 4 роки тому +2

    I've always thought that I need to earn my tombstone when I die. Like do something grand or something that thousands of people would see.

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 2 роки тому +2

    Shads ideal wife: Keemstar's daughter

  • @sepedrainc.6487
    @sepedrainc.6487 4 роки тому +6

    If I had a bench as a grave I'd have my face etched into the seat with hyperrealistic eyes.

  • @Mickocarbomb
    @Mickocarbomb 3 роки тому +4

    That's what shadman sounds like? I thought from the way he portrays his character as a Nazi he'd sound more mean, like, a more movie style macho man evil voice.

  • @-ireuploadyourdeletedvideos
    @-ireuploadyourdeletedvideos 4 роки тому +4

    assuming shad wont be in jail in ten years and will have children
    ok

  • @BBrostik
    @BBrostik 5 років тому

    *"...Love is a battlefield..."*
    Oh boy, here comes Cory with the unrivalled wisdom....
    *>>Literally a whole fucking second later

  • @animaljam4385
    @animaljam4385 5 років тому +1

    always judge books by their cover

  • @crisismoon880
    @crisismoon880 4 роки тому +1

    My tombstone will be a free vending machine

  • @leosanerd3912
    @leosanerd3912 3 роки тому

    I’m proposing with the best pebble I can find, like a penguin.

  • @HexBread
    @HexBread 2 роки тому

    Yeah Chris, you REALLY KNOW your son Mekhail Khesabesian.

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 2 роки тому

    Did Chad's family, farm?

  • @_addogg
    @_addogg 2 роки тому

    shoutsouts oney for acknowledging asexuals

  • @1800mexicano
    @1800mexicano 4 роки тому +3

    You guys are looking at the worst parts of marriage. The financial side and the "What about when we split up?" Lol

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead 4 роки тому +1

    What about loyalty?

  • @richymartin4666
    @richymartin4666 4 роки тому +3

    When I get married I'm signing a prenup. When I die I'm getting cremated.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +1

      I want to be buried, but not in a coffin, and in the clothes I died in. Somewhere in the mountains.

  • @elbownio5820
    @elbownio5820 6 років тому +20

    I like a woman who isthe

    • @unclethou277
      @unclethou277 6 років тому +13

      The Cool Guy Channel excuse me

    • @samcolvett6752
      @samcolvett6752 5 років тому +15

      i agree

    • @god5169
      @god5169 4 роки тому +3

      yeah.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +3

      He'd have liked a woman who would've saved him from having a heart attack mid-comment.

    • @kindaepicngl1671
      @kindaepicngl1671 4 роки тому

      this man gets it

  • @videonmode8649
    @videonmode8649 3 роки тому

    5:10 - 5:12
    *Points to a baby
    That's why.

  • @lexbaldwin5613
    @lexbaldwin5613 5 років тому +6

    Marriage is for children.

  • @solarkro
    @solarkro 5 років тому +14

    Like, I'm a girl and all, but I'd probably get a pre-nup if I get married. I'd still want the certificate or whatever and a little silver ring. That's all I need to be married.
    *Edit: I am not a girl anymore but my opinion still stands*

    • @corlgrimes5960
      @corlgrimes5960 4 роки тому +10

      You're getting a plastic gumball machine ring and love it.

    • @idfrigginkman
      @idfrigginkman 4 роки тому +5

      So would you be the proposer or the proposee

    • @retrofusion4429
      @retrofusion4429 4 роки тому +28

      dinoscare why did you make a sexuality/gender status update on a UA-cam comment?