Gotta love the ancient aliens crowd: "If aliens didn't build them, why are pyramids everywhere? Why did so many ancient cultures build that shape?" ...because it's the easiest way to build something really huge and have it not collapse?
10:35 My dad made Joe Camel happen. He worked at Y&R in nyc, an ad agency, and a team of three were tasked with a rebrand job from RJ Reynolds: owners of Camel, Newport and a lot more etc. 1 guy had the idea of this anthropomorphized Camel guy. But they needed to give him a purpose, give the mascot a voice. My dad came up with "Camel Cash" rewards system. Joe Camel would tell you to cut the coupon written on the back of the box and save em up. In their catalogs it showed all the shit you could trade cartons tokens in for. Shirts, Shot glasses, Ash Trays to fancy shit costing many tokens and of hundreds of dollars in value. Thing some guy had enough to buy a boat. Unfortunately his lungs fell out before he could get to drive his yacht. If the govt. did not stop it, I'd prob have been a spoiled lil rich millenium right now. The Camel Cash idea had the company give him a 30g bonus at the end of the year. Only like 1o years down the line to lay him off. All his friends got the boot before our after too. The nnew CEO tannked the ad agency. It used to be such a beautiful building. Lil kid me at 5 would go in the main lobby and look at the 50 ft ceiling. Now it is this little run down single office in a shit part of the city.
Your family profited off of the poor habits and addictions of others. I've lost many relatives to lung cancer. How can you possibly associate cigarettes with childlike wonder?
@Joe Kinnear I experienced childlike wonder as a kid when I learned from my mom that there had been a mob killing in our town in the 70s and that they had found the guy cut up in a dumpster. Kids don't know shit about nothing. As an adult, I can look back and realize what a horrifying experience that must have been but as a kid, I was just like, "Wooow, it's just like a movie!"
I'm upset how much I wanted to correct them. Like God the insane explanation of shadows character by his creator blows my fucking mind. It was like some Greek tragedy with character metaphors and insanely complicated history that was lined up throughout the series just to set up shadow. Like it's no wonder autismos love it, it's made by their king.
The history of Sonic is that Ivor Robotnic with his pet heghog Oglivie Morris were working on a machine and it exploded and Oglivie is now sonic fast and became sonic while Robotnic combined with a rotten egg and became eggman this is true and was in the comics *look it up*
since we're on the topic of autism, for anyone who might be curious, and to add on to what this guy said, those Cthulhu monsters were aliens called the Xorda and most of the humans of pre-Mobius Earth recessed into a more violent and aggressive subcategory of human called Overlanders that only have 4 fingers but this was all after the Gene Bombs, and after the Chaos Emeralds rained down onto Mobius after the planet cooled and the Mobian versions of dinosaurs and mammoths and shit (Mobosaurs) were almost all killed by this, Mogul and the Ancient Walkers were among the only survivors of the Coming of the Chaos Emeralds *then* the proper Mobosapiens (Mobians) and Overlanders came along, Echidna Mobians evolved at a faster rate than others and developed the earliest Mobian civilizations, starting fucking with the Chaos Force, then got nearly wiped out after tempting fate a few too many times yada yada, later Mobians came together, Alexander Acorn founded Mobotropolis and the Kingdom of Acorn. Alexander was killed by an Overlander while they were playing with a gun, marking the start of the hostilities between Mobians and Overlanders, eventually leading to the Great War, which led to Julian Kintobor (who would become Ivo Robotnik, who would become Dr. Eggman) being taken in by King Maximillion Acorn, which led to Julian pulling a coup, which led to the Robotnik Wars and the Freedom Fighters being founded, which led to Sonic the Hedgehog becoming one of them and fighting back, saving the world, etc etc
I love the word 'Autismo'. It's a neat way to distinguish cringy internet 'autism' from actual autism, which in my mind, makes it less offensive. Plus it's funny to say.
I can hear the tism in peoples voice. It tends to be a flat nasaly sound. Most autistic kids dont bother to correct their speech patterns because they believe they are awesome and dont bother correcting their flaws.
They were pitching it but they were turned down at the time because there were too many shows with the word hell in it and they apparently picked mr. pickles over which is a show based on a satanic dog
"he roboticises aminals" - grown man Chris O'Neill explaining Sonic the Hedgehog lore after poking fun at autismos
“what about the leaning tower of pizza”
softspoken deadpan cory is comedy gold.
I thought he said "the eiffel tower of pizza"
"Let's keep it simple. So, there's Sonic Underground..."
😂😂😂😂😂
Searching "Mick the hedgehog" is just a green recolor. Searching "Chris the hedgehog" gets you immediate inflation porn. Hmmm...
Chris is a common name lol mick isn't
@@rei1sba315
Yeah it is common, so why the hell is inflation porn so high up instead of other OC's.
Searching Zach The Hedgehog gets A green and retired hedgehog
@@plbster I tried searching my name and it doesn’t come up. Names so fucking weird I get no hedgehog, I have to make my own I guess :(
Gotta love the ancient aliens crowd: "If aliens didn't build them, why are pyramids everywhere? Why did so many ancient cultures build that shape?"
...because it's the easiest way to build something really huge and have it not collapse?
Ancient Aliens, it’s all true...
I’m an expert, just like you!
@@connor48880
Ah, I understood that reference.
Yeah, this man gets it.
@@connor48880 How come it looks like Vegas?!
@@connor48880 I wasn't expecting lemon demon here
7:34 I love how Cory says "Bozo bird" instead of dodo bird
From sleepycast to doodle doods to oneyplays, every time Chris says, "did you know", he's about to drop heavy bullshit.
That can just be an irish way of spouting information you're not certain about/bullshitting because we can be tricky folk for the fun of it sometimes.
@@tedcuhchinkski7250 Give me the gold you leprechaun sunofabitch. Where the gold at, I want the gold!
Autismos sounds like a real villain name.
Chris Benson He was in the late 40s Batman.
Chris Benson Theyre like hydra,they're a villain organization
He sounds like he'd join forces with Mister Sinister and Apocalypse
Chris Benson *A R E A L V I L L I A N*
It's Black Manta.
0:54 AAAAUUUTISMOOOOOSSS
He's Aquaman of the land.
I like that you can hear his voice change a little just before he actually says it.
new ringtone right there
"That sound is the stampede of angry sonic fans coming to get us."
Actually, you guys are mostly right.
Not even remotely lmao
Lol found a freak
" Peemids werr made bi cwystal dahfinz"
*buiwt buh
corey, king of the 'tismo kingdom and his loyal knight chris explain their people's culture to the jeff and mick
Sonic Generations 2: Now you can play as modern Sonic, classic Sonic, *and* Chester Cheetah!
10:35 My dad made Joe Camel happen. He worked at Y&R in nyc, an ad agency, and a team of three were tasked with a rebrand job from RJ Reynolds: owners of Camel, Newport and a lot more etc.
1 guy had the idea of this anthropomorphized Camel guy. But they needed to give him a purpose, give the mascot a voice. My dad came up with "Camel Cash" rewards system. Joe Camel would tell you to cut the coupon written on the back of the box and save em up. In their catalogs it showed all the shit you could trade cartons tokens in for. Shirts, Shot glasses, Ash Trays to fancy shit costing many tokens and of hundreds of dollars in value. Thing some guy had enough to buy a boat. Unfortunately his lungs fell out before he could get to drive his yacht.
If the govt. did not stop it, I'd prob have been a spoiled lil rich millenium right now. The Camel Cash idea had the company give him a 30g bonus at the end of the year. Only like 1o years down the line to lay him off. All his friends got the boot before our after too. The nnew CEO tannked the ad agency. It used to be such a beautiful building. Lil kid me at 5 would go in the main lobby and look at the 50 ft ceiling. Now it is this little run down single office in a shit part of the city.
Your family profited off of the poor habits and addictions of others. I've lost many relatives to lung cancer. How can you possibly associate cigarettes with childlike wonder?
@@joekinnear4671 Bc he was a child w wonder when it happened
@Joe Kinnear I experienced childlike wonder as a kid when I learned from my mom that there had been a mob killing in our town in the 70s and that they had found the guy cut up in a dumpster.
Kids don't know shit about nothing. As an adult, I can look back and realize what a horrifying experience that must have been but as a kid, I was just like, "Wooow, it's just like a movie!"
@@joekinnear4671 every family member knew what they were getting into
Hearing Jeff asking about sonic lore in a genuine and quizzical tone is hilarious
I'm upset how much I wanted to correct them.
Like God the insane explanation of shadows character by his creator blows my fucking mind. It was like some Greek tragedy with character metaphors and insanely complicated history that was lined up throughout the series just to set up shadow. Like it's no wonder autismos love it, it's made by their king.
0:55 is forever gonna be my notification tone
It's funny how you can hear Debussy playing behind the sonic Cheetos fan-fiction.
Dewhatnow?
“that’s not TRUUUUUuuuuUUU!”
The history of Sonic is that Ivor Robotnic with his pet heghog Oglivie Morris were working on a machine and it exploded and Oglivie is now sonic fast and became sonic while Robotnic combined with a rotten egg and became eggman this is true and was in the comics *look it up*
*Ovi Kintobor
Thank you for spreading the truth
That was from the fleetway comics, and from what I know all the comic universes and game universes are separate
The non canon american comics
@@El_Omar2203 Fleetway is british
It's just an amalgamation of every game story
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE FOR SO LONGGGGGG
2:10 Jeff’s laugh at Cory’s retardation makes me smile
As JonTron said, Jeff is Captain Nobody
"Where's the bozo bird?" Lmao the Dodo?
It's incredibl that every thing they said was canon
They got almost everything wrong
Source: I am socially retarded
Cris-Chans, Fujoshis, lens me your ears!
AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUTIIIIIIISSMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
Sonic The Hedgehog clearly stole the idea of robotic animals from Phillip K. Dick ("Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?")
I started looking up Ben the hedgehog, and I started getting chest pain, so I stopped.
I think I got the mutant ability of detecting Autismos from watching this
"That's not truuuueeeeUUuueeUUUE!" @ 7:12 has me laughing so fucking hard
“ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵃⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒʷᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵖᶦᶻᶻᵃˀ ”
In the Archie comics mobius was made when Cthulhu monsters nuked planet Earth with gene bombs and then the animals mutated into furries.
since we're on the topic of autism, for anyone who might be curious, and to add on to what this guy said, those Cthulhu monsters were aliens called the Xorda
and most of the humans of pre-Mobius Earth recessed into a more violent and aggressive subcategory of human called Overlanders that only have 4 fingers
but this was all after the Gene Bombs, and after the Chaos Emeralds rained down onto Mobius after the planet cooled and the Mobian versions of dinosaurs and mammoths and shit (Mobosaurs) were almost all killed by this, Mogul and the Ancient Walkers were among the only survivors of the Coming of the Chaos Emeralds
*then* the proper Mobosapiens (Mobians) and Overlanders came along, Echidna Mobians evolved at a faster rate than others and developed the earliest Mobian civilizations, starting fucking with the Chaos Force, then got nearly wiped out after tempting fate a few too many times
yada yada, later Mobians came together, Alexander Acorn founded Mobotropolis and the Kingdom of Acorn. Alexander was killed by an Overlander while they were playing with a gun, marking the start of the hostilities between Mobians and Overlanders, eventually leading to the Great War, which led to Julian Kintobor (who would become Ivo Robotnik, who would become Dr. Eggman) being taken in by King Maximillion Acorn, which led to Julian pulling a coup, which led to the Robotnik Wars and the Freedom Fighters being founded, which led to Sonic the Hedgehog becoming one of them and fighting back, saving the world, etc etc
if you search "mick the hedgehog", the only other suggestions are cory the hedgehog, jeff the hedgehog and chris the hedgehog
I love the word 'Autismo'. It's a neat way to distinguish cringy internet 'autism' from actual autism, which in my mind, makes it less offensive. Plus it's funny to say.
AAAUUTIIIISMOOOOS
Wait but which is which?
Jordan Baird I’m pretty sure Autismo is the internet cringe related term.
Aaaaah
That rumbling scared me lol
The best Sonic zone is Brown Bricks zone
like Rusty Ruin Zone or whatever it was called from Sonic 3D Blast but even more brown and boring
the leaning tower of piza is about to fall
As soon as he started talking about rumbling, my garage door started opening. WTF
"Get under the sink."
Ah want teh worrrll to bee robut
There's 4 hedgehog, only sonic is fast
Cory wasn't too far off lol.
pretty sure Eggman put the animals in robots to power the robots, later on he tries using seeds.
they were going off of the western continuity that was used for the comics (Archie and Fleetway) and animated series (SatAM and Underground)
Nobody knows that I was bitten by a radioactive Autismo
im from the future, you do not make it.
@@draliththeartist2084 C’mon man what did I do to you
@@parkeypence5974 oh, it wasnt me man, im just warning you to not eat certain left over food you mightve kept.
Eli the hedgehog has brown spikes he looks like a real hedgehog but has a white shirt with a O on it
14:37
Ah yes, my favorite superpower.
Tasting like shit
AUTISMO REPORTING FOR DOODIE.
obviously the chaos emeralds are radiated material and angel island is basically chernobyl
The best part of this video is that some ancient monuments were built from the top down, like the colossus of Rhodes.
They were so much more awkward back then
I mean cheetahs are only the fastest land animal tbh
I lost it at Chinese gnomes
Yay! Chris pronounced Nevada right!
*_That's not TRUUUuuUUUuuuUUUE_*
im suing Rick and Morty for you
where does the sonic fighter academy fit into all this
Where's the bozo bird?
I can hear the tism in peoples voice. It tends to be a flat nasaly sound. Most autistic kids dont bother to correct their speech patterns because they believe they are awesome and dont bother correcting their flaws.
Projecting. Lmao
1:45
whaabout thuh landing tower a pizza
0:54 is the funniest shit
My mutant power is being a furry
Was hellbenders an adult swim show it looks like the type of thing they would have?
no but chris and zach wanted to put it on adult swim but they refused
They were pitching it but they were turned down at the time because there were too many shows with the word hell in it and they apparently picked mr. pickles over which is a show based on a satanic dog
@@commando7238 damn they picked mr pickles over hellbenders? interesting
Smiling friends erased any trace of hellbenders interest I think
you are the reason
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