CONGRATULATIONS! You Just Inherited a HAUNTED HOUSE! COMPLETE SERIES
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2023
- For Adults 18 or older - Viewer Discretion Advised
For entertainment purposes only - this is a work of fiction
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Written by P.F. McGrail
Read the story here: / congratulations_you_ju...
And more work by the author on Reddit here:
/ byfelsdisciple
FIND THE AUTHOR'S BOOKS HERE:
www.amazon.com/First-Harm-Lea...
My stories can be found here:
/ jgcreepypastas
I have three books out on amazon titled Beneath the Asylum, Escape from the Asylum and No Sleep Tonight - both are free with Kindle Unlimited.
www.amazon.ca/dp/B0BNNGR35D/r...
More stories by me - / all_stories_20212022
@JordanGrupe on Twitter, Instagram, and TikTok
www.JordanGrupe.com
Music By Myuu from UA-cam Studio library
Video clips from Canva.com and Pixabay
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I'm sitting at my desk, AirPods in, laughing my a$$ off at this story while trying to work. My coworkers want me drug tested.
This is one of my all time favorites, I couldn't stop laughing while recording it. The outtakes at the end are only a few of many 😂
You should do a whole video of bloopers 😂😂😂
@@THEPAGEBURNER1979 I totally agree 😊
We need more like this
How I needed a good laugh today! I'll be listening to more! Thank you!
Honestly, the dialog was so natural and hilarious that I just kept laughing.
Ikr, I was laughing the entire time 😂
Me, too. Lmao
Same, I found this story hilarious as well.
My husband is convinced ive lost my mind because I have been giggling hysterically
Raymond is such a fun little mess of a man, thank God Sarah is there to manage him
Raymond is insane! Lol
What I like about your narrations is that you always choose stories that have humor to them to balance out the horrors. And for sure a College Hobo inheriting a haunted house, turning a creep into a zombie butler and having the horniest monologue to disturb the antagonist sure makes for a hilarious story.
My goodness, I been putting off listening to this story thinking it was mediocre but this story is a gem. I loved every second of it
This feels like a jack Townsend like story. Fucking love it.
I'm a big fan of Jack Townsend as well, his gas station Jack series is excellent. One of my all time favorites for sure. Byfelsdisciple's stuff is also great though if you haven't read his stuff I highly recommend him. He's got some highly disturbing stories as well as some really funny stuff
Love Jack Townsend and all the tails from the gas station.
After listening for over 70 minutes I gotta say that's a insult to Jack Townsend.
“It’s amazing how motivation flows when you believe a new person is about to touch your genitals.” 😂
A truer statement has yet to spoken in this world. 😂
I enjoy Rules stories but this is the first that the narrator decides to make his own rules Awesome job
"Winky faces mean səx! Səx for *me*!" Almost got me laughing at the worst possible time while stealth listening at work.
This line made me crack up too 🤣
Lol same! I nearly cracked up out loud 😂
Dude whole story had me like this started laughing and the gm started staring
@@dominikfragosa5603f FCC d
Just got to that part. OMG! Priceless 😍
This story was great! You did a great job narrating it and I would love to hear more from this author... esp long stories like this :)
His stuff is great, I'll have to ask him if he'd be willing to let me narrate another one in the future. This is one of my all time favorites 😍
This story had me laughing quite a bit through it!🤣😂🤣😂 excellent story and humor!!!
This was one of the best I’ve heard. The banter was hilarious. I’ve never laughed so much listening to a horror story. Excellent narration.
I would love a sequel where his aunt comes back but doesn’t want to unalive him. Her evil sense of humor, his dry wit, and their back and forth insulting banter is hilarious. 😂
This story was great. You out did yourself on this one. Big thanks to the author for writing this one.
Thank you Diann! And thanks for your support for the channel!
I was at work fixing cars and literally started laughing at random. Dude your video readings, super dope. Keep it up please. Got a lifetime listener out of me.
This would make a great series. The two protagonists team up to solve paranormal mysteries. Great narration. Good inflection & intonation. Very fun listening to you! Thanks
The way this story was going, when he said "It wasn't rain" I was convinced it was going to be jizz. Then when it turned out to be "thousands of severed human eyeballs", I was like 'oh, that's not soo bad then.'
OMG ME TOO 😂😂😂
Ok. Almost finished,but holy Hannah!!! This truly is amazing story but you made this a must download and save.... I'm honored I found you!!! Accidental situations are the best!!! Love you and yours!
Thank you so much!!
I love serious stories with impending doom but stories like this are a lot of fun. Refreshing to have a different kind of horror story.👍
"Beach, that means now I'm haunting you?" 😂
The narrator's deadpan delivery perfectly suits the material.
This story is excellent. The author has quite a sense of humor.
You and this author seem to be on the same page!!😂🤣
Once again you had us all laughing ❣️Thank you both
I… I can’t even 😂
Please let there be a sequel, and many more stories in this series!❤😂❤
The bloopers at the end were priceless! Over all this story was EFFING HILARIOUS!!!!😂 Love it!!
Thanks!
Absolutely loved this story. Your narration was epic. Look forward to listening to more of your stories.
Dude same!
OMG! Best story and best narration ever!! I could see this entire story play out in my mind!! So happy I found your channel!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Great story. Was getting flashbacks while listening. Sarah is just like a girl who I met in highschool and I am a little more like Raymond then I would like to be.
😂 this comment made me smile. I think a lot of guys can relate to Raymond in ways we never want to admit publicly
This was an amazing listen. Had me laughing, scared... can't wait to hear more.
I cannot recall the last time I sat through a story this long and enjoyed it as much. Well done sir
Many thanks!
The "oops. Didn't know you were there" and what came immediately after had me absolutely cackling!😂
The reading on this was amazing. I laughed so hard.
Thanks!
First video of your I found, the story was great and the way you narrate fit perfectly. Time to binge the rest of the vids!
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it 😊
Hands down the best story I've listened to. Everything flowed so well and it really seemed like actual dialogue you would have in this situation, and put a notch in your belt for clapping Ghost cheeks.
Listened to whilst at work, lucky to still have a job with the amount of spontaneous laughter this story caused. Thank you so much for the pleasure it gave..
Glad you enjoyed it!
Great story. Great narration. Been looking for new narrators and there are very few good ones. I look forward to hearing more of your stories!
Thank you very much!
This was good. I stumbled on this and spent a good portion of my day listening. Great writing and great narration
Glad you enjoyed it!
I loved this! The voices you do just kill me 🤣 Big thankyou to you and the author.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Rubbing that would have taken the fur off an Orangutang!🤣😂🤣😂 So many funny, unexpected one liners in this story! Loved it!👍🏻
Really enjoyed both the content and narration. Thank you x
Thanks so much!
This was awesome. Great combinations of suspense, comedy, and horror. Great work and look forward to more like this.
Second time listening to this podcast, the complete work is awesome , yes teenagers are hard to understand if you can’t remember back to when you were one😂! Fortunately I can even at my age! It’s not hard to become distracted by a new relationship 😊❤! And the way the story is told and the out takes are awesome 😊!
Thank you so much! Yes I think we can all relate to Raymond and Sarah in this one that what makes it feel so genuine despite the ridiculous moments in the story. Such a well written story, I'm very honored that I was allowed to read it
Great story telling! I like this one. I also like the sounds you added and the outtakes!
🤘 thanks I had fun with this one!
What an amazing story! I love the change of effect where he actually breaks every rule 😂❤
Gotta say the writing and comebacks had me laughing out loud many times!🤣😂🤣😂
Very funny!!! AAAAA+++++
This is awesome chief Very entertaining and amusing I look forward to more 😁😁😁
Amazing story and narration! Even more amazing bloopers🤣🤣 I've listened to this twice already and I'll never get tired of it!
Awesome story! Man you nailed it Jordan!
Thank you Keith! And thanks so much for your support for the channel over the past 200 episodes! You've been here since the beginning and it means a lot! 🥳🥳🥳
Why in the world haven't I seen your channel before! Great narration and look forward to catching up on all the stories 👍👍
I'm glad you found the channel! Thanks for watching the videos 🤘
I love scary stories and the comedic twist to this one is great,Thank You for all the laughs, looking forward to more.
Glad you enjoyed it!
I just discovered your page!! this story was awesome and your voice is amazing!
Thank you so much!
Love this story 😂 I would definitely love to hear more from the author and you are great at narrating 😂
One of the best stories I've heard in a long time from a creepypasta narrator keep up the good work man I appreciate it a lot I love comedy or
Loved it. Saloot to the author❤️ had me giggling a few times ❤
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching!
Another fun, crazy, interesting and really good creepypasta. You did a great job again.
Also when it comes to long form creepypasta stuff you have been the guy to come to for it~
Thank you! I love listening to the longer stories on other channels so I wanted to start doing more here. They take a long time to do obviously but I think it's worth it!
@@JordanGrupe It is nice to see someone else who likes longer ones as much as I do, even more so because you narrate them~
That is very true and appreciated. You also have some of my favorite long ones out there. Up there with things like the left right game and tales from the gas station.
I prefer the longer stories too
I have no life so I'm sitting around waiting for your next one
This has become one of my favorite stories! And the narration? Much praise! 🙇🏻♂️
Yay, thank you!
👏👏👏👏👏 Awesome story and awesome narration! My new favorite!
Wow, thank you!
I really love this story. It's funny as hell. I would love to hear more like this.
This was an awesome listen! Thanks for helping time pass at work!
Saved this for tonight so I can fall asleep after. I have a neuro appt in the morning and my anxiety is up. I know I've said this before and you probably remember why I'm so grateful for your videos but thank you again ❤️🎗️
I'm grateful to you for supporting the channel and I hope your appointment goes well! ❤️
@@JordanGrupe My appointment was ok . But they are going to put me on something for tremors. My hands shake really bad especially when I'm trying to do something. They think it's caused by the 2 surgeries I had and the nerves in the brain being messed with. Thank you for caring about little ole me ❤️🫂. Keep up the great work dear. I hope all is well with you and your family ❤️. Sending love and hugs to you ❤️🫂🎗️
This was the 1st story in the list I've listened to. Got me hooked instantly. The humor is spot on. The story teller voice is perfect. I think ive listened to at least 12. Never disappointed.
I loved that whole story, Egal cracked me up
Just subscribed! Love your story telling ❤❤
Thank you!!! I'm glad you found the channel!
That was AMAZING. I love haunted house stories, but this was especially entertaining and unique.
Oh My God, great story! I laughed so hard 😂, it was so awesome! 💖💖💖
My first of your videos I've seen/listened to but you got a new subscriber! Great work, can't wait to catch up on some of the old and yet to come!
Thank you so much for subscribing and checking out the videos! I really appreciate it 🙏
Fantastic narration! And a shout out to the author too… fabulous, hilarious story!
Ohhhhmmmmggghhheeee this was truly funny, continuously intriguing & I hope there is more to come! 😂
Loved this. Merry Christmas to you and all.
Just found and subscribed to your channel. Loving this story. Hope your channel grows quickly!
Thank you so much!
@@JordanGrupe your welcome! All the best
That was an incredible narration and story
Thank you!
😂😂😂 im just standing here working laughing randomly. Im so glad i found this channel
This was awesome! You did an amazing job. People at work kept looking at me because I would bust out laughing 😂
Thank you!! 😁
I love how you read!!!!! I just iscovered your channel and I'm here to stay!!!!! Thank you !!!!
Welcome!! I'm glad you found the channel!
You and the author are fantastic!
This was really good! Thank you. Enjoyed it thoroughly :)
Thanks for watching!
Your narration is perfect for this story’s dry yet silly tone.
Well done!
Just subscribed.
Wow this was so awesome. Definitely getting his book. Was a great story. I hope your voice has recovered from the story! Omg the outtakes!
Lol thank you, yes it definitely recovered!
Incredible story, and Jordan, your reading is always above par. Thank you for bringing it to us.
🤗⚘️🙋♀️
Thank you!!!
Is this horror or a comedy?
@@AG-en5y It's a bit of both I would say
So good , exactly what I was looking for 👍 thank you 🙏
brilliant 🎉
I loved it!! I see why this one of your favorite authors!
He's one of the best, for sure!
Absolutely adored this. Enjoyed listening to the story and the way you spoke it made it more hilarious (the writing was spectacular on its own so kudos to the author as well!) Will be listening to more of your videos and subscribing! keep up the awesome work and I hope you continue to do longer videos like this🎉
Thank you so much! That means a lot to me ❤️
Holy crap I can't, but binge watch these. Keep it up.
Hey just caught this channel for the first time, you have great narration skills and content! You have earned yourself a subscriber :-) when I hear your voice it sounds like another UA-camr named John Michael Godier
Thanks! I really appreciate you taking the time to check out the channel!
Dude LMAO I literally thought this was John Michael Godier 😂😂😂
Ever since I read this comment that is all I hear! LOL
Definately did a great job with the infliction and voices. Some narrators are monotone. You definately do add flare to your narrations
Thank you! I've been working on that it's definitely a skill that takes a bit of practice. Hopefully I'm getting a bit better with each video 🤘
New subscriber, great narrative skills. Hilarious. TY
Huge thanks for subscribing and checking out the video!
this story is awesome, you tell it so naturally . i love it lol
I honestly wasn't expecting to like this. I usually avoid channels other than my main three but your voice was very clear and the story was great.
This is hilarious! You know just the right tone to that character!
Absolutely love this one. Kudos to both the author and narrator.
This is absolute gold. I am so glad I clicked on it.
Loved it...great work!!
Great story and narration! Thank you!
I like how you read. This was fun. And outtakes are a nice addition.
I loved this! It's a great mix of scary, hilarious and deadpan.
New subscriber after hearing this story. I love horror comedy. Great job man.
Thank you for watching and subscribing!
Very entertaining! Thank you and great job!!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
This was hilarious. I laughed out loud several times. Good story,and a very interesting main character.
I LOVE your narration style❤
I love how this dude has a weird obsession with peeing, even holding the knife away from his bladder, instead of just saying away from himself
😂 yeah I thought that was funny too
This story MUST be adapted into a movie or Netflix series!
loved the story and narration!