Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser DLC - Varric hates everything (all companions)

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  • @ravenred6878
    @ravenred6878 9 років тому +3015

    This is like a group roast session and Varric is getting flamed.

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 4 роки тому +6

      I just provided you with your 1000th like.
      Also, Anyone get the impression that Roasting in Dragon age would actually consist of a roast on a spit prior to the Comedic roasting of people?

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 2 роки тому +4

      He's not getting flamed, he's hellfired.

    • @GameslordXY
      @GameslordXY 10 місяців тому

      @s-094cam5
      No,he's been trolled

  • @1stcaptainraldoron538
    @1stcaptainraldoron538 9 років тому +3342

    Wow. Cole's impression of him is actually quite good.

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 9 років тому +257

      +Starfox Doge what makes it better is the fact that sarcasm isn't something i'd expect to hear from him.

    • @BlueMoonSaturn
      @BlueMoonSaturn 9 років тому +107

      +Carter Gates I just about died of laughter at Cole's response XD

    • @reignfire77
      @reignfire77 8 років тому +40

      +Carter Gates that might have been what varric was thinking at that moment, or have thought and left an impression on him

    • @ingonyama70
      @ingonyama70 6 років тому +29

      I don't know if I like his impression or Hawke's better. They're both wonderful.

    • @theramdomchannel8329
      @theramdomchannel8329 6 років тому +39

      He does that sometimes. He imitated Dorian's father once and freaked me out. He's quite good at impressions in general

  • @Robul96
    @Robul96 6 років тому +691

    I was waiting to see what Solas would say but then i remembered

  • @Lenvoleedecastors
    @Lenvoleedecastors 9 років тому +1260

    lol Cole's voice during ''who made the ground veritcal''. XD

    • @battledevilkain1299
      @battledevilkain1299 8 місяців тому +8

      Stg if you listen closely his va is trying not to laugh

  • @GoddoDoggo
    @GoddoDoggo 4 роки тому +489

    "Oh, Solas' hot take is gonna be so good."
    **Trespasser DLC**
    >:(

  • @SaintMarianne
    @SaintMarianne 9 років тому +1541

    Weird that Sera is the most restrained here

    • @marcosamell96
      @marcosamell96 9 років тому +246

      +killerkidzz67 Even weirder when you consider she is exactly the same as Varric when it comes to hating their heritage.

    • @regiman222
      @regiman222 9 років тому +105

      +Marcos Amell Maybe that's why she's the most restrained she knows what it feels like to hate everything, but she's an ass so has to join in with the others

    • @Healoz
      @Healoz 9 років тому +100

      +Marcos Amell Wow, that true. Never thought of it that way. People give Sera alot for hating elves, yet Varric gets off for hating on dwarves. Double standards I say! Lol. I guess Sera hates on elves in her own insufferable way though hehe. I love her for it though.

    • @Healoz
      @Healoz 9 років тому +1

      2xucan Kay.

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 8 років тому +19

      +2xucan varric is the only member I will always have in my party, I hated every companion in da:2 besides him and Bethany. real down to earth guy everyone can get along with varric. I don't know how they Fucked up so much on the others during da:2 but they couldn't possibly have done anything better with him. in my opinion he was much cooler in da:2

  • @TheBaconzitz
    @TheBaconzitz 9 років тому +2002

    This was edited beautifully.

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  9 років тому +153

      +TheBaconzitz Thanks! :)

    • @ann5935
      @ann5935 8 років тому +73

      BaconZitz it's like the whole "hoard" is there together. I love it!!

  • @gothstar98
    @gothstar98 9 років тому +795

    Varric might hate a lot of things but he would never hate:
    Bianca
    Isabella
    Hawke
    Merrill
    Bethany
    Bianca
    Bianca
    Bianca
    Bianca

    • @afalsestar
      @afalsestar 9 років тому +96

      +AllytheWolffy98 Aaaaaaaaaaand Inquisitor.
      Though technically if he hates Hawke and the Inquisitor... You made some wrong choices.
      Edit;
      He also usually likes most of your companions. Like Bull, Sera, Cole, and others, I believe.

    • @gothstar98
      @gothstar98 9 років тому +32

      Katherine Weber I don't think Varric might hate Hawke at all, he call him/her a friend no matter what
      With the Inquisitor... maybe
      And yes

    • @afalsestar
      @afalsestar 9 років тому +1

      AllytheWolffy98 Pretty sure you can make it specifically so he dislikes you.

    • @afalsestar
      @afalsestar 9 років тому

      Wayne Cox o__o Weird. Then why did they have it in the first place?

    • @afalsestar
      @afalsestar 9 років тому +1

      Wayne Cox Well, fuck. Does it affect Inquisition at all if they were rivals, or is it also the same?

  • @novavurse3885
    @novavurse3885 6 місяців тому +36

    *"Did I just sprout a beard?"* Is CRAZY considering he looks like Blackwall now💀

  • @gensimpdolphin8027
    @gensimpdolphin8027 9 років тому +213

    Varric turned into Carver XD

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  9 років тому +20

      +Adnan RW Hahaha that cracked me up XD

    • @lightningjuniorsuper
      @lightningjuniorsuper 9 років тому +7

      +GunmetalRaven Sadly his good scenes were in the DLC, well for me at least

    • @FluffyNinjaLlama
      @FluffyNinjaLlama  9 років тому +35

      +GunmetalRaven He was in base game, but I really grew to like him a lot thanks to the DLCs! Like +2xucan said, he was in his angsty teen phase in base game and grew out of that in the DLCs, Templar or Warden, I like him a lot! The opposite happens to Bethany, loved her in base game, but she's so annoying in the DLCs, especially as Warden.

    • @burnedpotatoes720
      @burnedpotatoes720 9 місяців тому +1

      Ironically Varric complains more than Carver.

  • @Jacobismypet
    @Jacobismypet 9 років тому +380

    "varric hates everything" more like "varric gets rekt"

  • @sithous
    @sithous 9 років тому +982

    If we could get Varric and Oghren in the same party...I think that would be too much damn funny to actually go and kill things.

    • @MsIvalane
      @MsIvalane 9 років тому +99

      +sithous that could honestly be the best meeting in all of dragon age

    • @kluang1
      @kluang1 8 років тому +46

      +sithous Don't know.
      Varric seems more like the typical jokester/storyteller dwarf you pity but like more because of how full of joy and goodness he is in spite of it all. Oghren keeps it bottled up inside and deal with it with alcohol and fighting.

    • @JustMike_Official
      @JustMike_Official 8 років тому +128

      You know what would be the best party setup ever? Varric, Oghren and Zevran. You literally couldn't do anything else but listen to them talk.

    • @MsIvalane
      @MsIvalane 8 років тому +8

      Michał Laszuk so much this. SO MUCH!!!!

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 8 років тому +9

      OMFG I thought I was the only one that remembered orghen

  • @AGenerationLostTM
    @AGenerationLostTM 9 років тому +197

    Cole doing Varric's voice was amazing

  • @alzar197
    @alzar197 9 років тому +143

    Cole's Varric impression was amazing

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 3 роки тому +41

    I will never not laugh at Cole's impression of Varric. It's so random and out of nowhere it's impossible not to love.

  • @moldly_mads
    @moldly_mads 6 років тому +104

    Varric: "I'm providing a service-"
    Inquisitor: "AND.."

    • @disableddragonborn
      @disableddragonborn Рік тому +3

      I wish there was a dialogue option that you could chime in with something. 🤣

  • @bradtorville5526
    @bradtorville5526 Рік тому +7

    Dorian: "Mountains. Cold. 'Let's bring Dorian!'"
    Yes, we all do love to complain, Dorian darling.

  • @skyhawkslcb18
    @skyhawkslcb18 3 роки тому +16

    i love that this is edited in a way that makes it seem like the whole gang is there flaming varric lmao

  • @Jovian999
    @Jovian999 8 років тому +570

    I just got sad thinking that Varric probably won't be a squad mate in the next Dragon Age.

    • @arkavius2272
      @arkavius2272 8 років тому +216

      Same here ; he has always been in my team throughout DA II and DA: I ; However If one of the Inquisition companions had to make it as a teammate in the 4th game, I really hope it will be Dorian

    • @GrandAngel8000
      @GrandAngel8000 8 років тому +190

      Seeing as the next DA is likely to be in Tevinter, then Dorian as a companion may actually be a thing.

    • @arkavius2272
      @arkavius2272 8 років тому +3

      +Grand Priest Exactly what I was thinking

    • @bennolaaa
      @bennolaaa 8 років тому +32

      I wouldn't be surprised if Cullen and leliana made it also

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 8 років тому +7

      same here was always in my squad, he was the only squad mate I liked in da:2 the rest are terrible not seeing him in da:4 will be disappointing. I just hope to kill Isabella. and bioware better do a better job with there character creators everything about it was awful

  • @SneakyBastard-oi4eb
    @SneakyBastard-oi4eb 2 місяці тому +5

    Missed the Prince of Starkhaven, nobles in general, his publisher, the guy that wrote Hard in Hightown 2...

  • @aarondolney4178
    @aarondolney4178 3 роки тому +16

    Cole:
    “Who made the ground vertical”
    That was so out of character for him it was hilarious.

  • @CaroGo
    @CaroGo 8 років тому +98

    Okay, but can we please talk about Cole's impression of Papa Dwarf?? Like
    Oh my god. That is too darn cute
    Be still, my heart.

  • @RedHoodFH
    @RedHoodFH 6 місяців тому +5

    Dude predicted his own beard

  • @feyefall4855
    @feyefall4855 2 роки тому +8

    I'm sorry, but Cole imitating his second dad or uncle or whatever still makes my heart squeeze.

    • @disableddragonborn
      @disableddragonborn Рік тому

      Considering Cole was once a spirit before he became Cole, that's complicated because yes, he became the Cole that once was, but was he ever truly born? I've only ever played this game, and none of the others of the series, so I am not familiar with how spirits come to be. Is there even anyone in that world that truly understands the Fade well enough to know how its inhabitants exist? I personally view the friendship as brotherly.

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 9 років тому +146

    I wonder if the cast of DA2 have anything they would like to add.

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 8 років тому

      who cares what they think every other companion(besides Bethany and varric) was awful you couldn't get any worse with there personalitys and attitudes

    • @titamorales7848
      @titamorales7848 7 років тому +24

      ExelArts Weird. I loved every DA2 companion except Bethany.

    • @Raydr62
      @Raydr62 6 років тому +2

      @@ExelArts Isabella was actually one of the more funnier companions to ever get released in DA. Way more developed than zevran, and much more tamed than sera. Fenris actually was really done well also, and his character really shines when you choose to understand him instead of babying him. Varic best companion for da2. Anders.. never liked him. Merril, annoying with the apologies. Carver to much of an asshole, and bethany was really whiney and always complained about what they were doing because she could have been caught. Sebastian never had, and aveline played her role well, the hard bitch who eventually finds love and clams down.

    • @Raydr62
      @Raydr62 6 років тому +1

      @@ExelArts She also only abandons you if you werent good friends with her or romanced her.

    • @ducky36F
      @ducky36F 5 років тому +12

      ExelArts thought every character in DA2 was fantastic actually. A lot wrong with the game but characterisation certainly wasn't one of the problems.

  • @dietdogwater6422
    @dietdogwater6422 3 роки тому +6

    “Who made the ground vertical?” Lmfao i fuckin love cole

  • @Zenkx
    @Zenkx 9 років тому +47

    "Who made the ground vertical?!
    Cole is love.

  • @nobody_5982
    @nobody_5982 4 роки тому +4

    Special shoutout to how passive aggressively sweet Sera sounds

  • @Stuartette
    @Stuartette 4 роки тому +7

    “Look I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m here and you’ll trip over me. I’m providing a service” is the biggest short people mood ever

  • @blackenedwritings
    @blackenedwritings 9 років тому +340

    Dragon Age 2 wasn't perfect (far from it) but it gave us Varric who is one if my favorite Dragon Age characters. I hope that he see him side by side with Hawke again in the future. Bioware did a great job portraying their friendship. Reminds me of Maleshep and Garrus.

    • @timshell5756
      @timshell5756 9 років тому +28

      +Clint Dlowrev femshep and Garrus had just as awesome a relationship.

    • @blackenedwritings
      @blackenedwritings 9 років тому +13

      I usually play male characters so it was just from my point of view. You're right, of course.

    • @sarahhutchinson1644
      @sarahhutchinson1644 8 років тому +14

      It's a testament to the game that the last (i.e. most meaningful) final conversation I wanted Hawke to have was with Varric as opposed to whoever I romanced.

    • @roronoalaoudj
      @roronoalaoudj 7 років тому

      Maybe varric will fell in love with solas.

    • @herpline269
      @herpline269 6 років тому +14

      @@roronoalaoudj where did that even come from?

  • @kirstiepayne4159
    @kirstiepayne4159 9 років тому +132

    I'm a bit disappointed "The Prince of Starkhaven" wasn't in there.

    • @kevin8027
      @kevin8027 5 років тому +4

      You mean choire boy? Yeah kinda sad, but U saved Anders in DA 2 so I wasn't expecting to see him

    • @ewws4711
      @ewws4711 5 років тому +14

      @@kevin8027 I think he thought about Sebastian not being on the hate list

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 років тому +1

      I'm glad he wasn't, one game was more than enough to deal with that childish and boring choir boy

    • @simondeluna8005
      @simondeluna8005 4 роки тому +1

      there should've been a choice for the inquisitor to reply that lmao

    • @varric
      @varric 3 роки тому +8

      Also, shame that Anders wasn't in the hate list. Varric seems to hate him in DAI

  • @Magpie5yndrome
    @Magpie5yndrome 8 років тому +19

    Oh my God, Cole's impression almost made me miss my chair as I sat back down. XD

  • @bebidocrime5220
    @bebidocrime5220 4 роки тому +3

    Okay but Cole's impression was so adorable!

  • @ThePrincessPoison
    @ThePrincessPoison 7 років тому +12

    "Who made the ground vertical?" COLE MY LOVE THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • @MisterSmith00
    @MisterSmith00 9 років тому +65

    Varric and Francis from "Left 4 Dead" would get along famously.

    • @lodgewitch
      @lodgewitch 9 років тому +11

      "I hate stairs..."

    • @MisterSmith00
      @MisterSmith00 9 років тому +8

      "I hate the water..."

    • @RedEyedSheik
      @RedEyedSheik 9 років тому +5

      omg! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of Francis! XD

    • @naughtingale9479
      @naughtingale9479 8 років тому +2

      And Nathan Drake of course!)

    • @Linkmasterson
      @Linkmasterson 7 років тому +2

      I bet varric doesnt hate vests too

  • @sansfangirl4life439
    @sansfangirl4life439 9 років тому +11

    loved Cole's line. Varric is so funny and hearing everyone pick on him, especially BlackWall, was just priceless.

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn Рік тому +3

    They wasted a beautiful opportunity to let the Inquisitor pipe in. I mean, they are with Varric literally every time Varric isn't at Haven or Skyhold, so they have a LOT of material for this and know what he complains about.

  • @samsmith9370
    @samsmith9370 2 місяці тому +2

    "Slopes greater than 10 degrees" was diabolocal, Dorian 😂

  • @Antonin1738
    @Antonin1738 4 роки тому +3

    I love how Sera has the shortest remark

  • @nyxian_grid
    @nyxian_grid Місяць тому +2

    Varric deserved to be home with a quill and paper and a nice cup of his fave drink. He had enough.

  • @nursechan1740
    @nursechan1740 9 років тому +43

    I love Varric. Certainly one of my favourite buddies in DA2 and DA:I.

    • @sansfangirl4life439
      @sansfangirl4life439 9 років тому +3

      +Nurse Chan if I could roamance him...that'd be awesome. :D

  • @Enterprise-D666
    @Enterprise-D666 3 роки тому +19

    Varric: Great, we’re in the Deep Roads. I feel myself getting dwarfier by the minute. Did I just sprout a beard? (Sighs.) I hate caves.
    Cassandra: Yes, yes. You hate the Deep Roads, and caves, and the outdoors.
    Vivienne: And Orlesians, Fereldans, Nevarrans, mages, Templars, the entire Merchants Guild, nugs…
    Iron Bull: And slopes. Uneven ground. The dark. Pretty much all kinds of weather…
    Dorian: Orlesian cafes. Taverns that are too tidy. Slopes of greater than ten degrees…
    Blackwall: Also quiet. Most kinds of smells. Rain. Water in general…
    Cole: The smell of the sea. “Who made the ground vertical?” Mountains covered in the dead…
    Sera: And everything that isn’t hearing himself talk.
    Varric: Look, I have to complain, or you’ll forget I’m even here and trip over me! I’m providing a service.

  • @ravenfal1496
    @ravenfal1496 Місяць тому +1

    0:38 - It's bad when even Cole roasts you.

  • @ChibiNinjaVT
    @ChibiNinjaVT 2 роки тому +1

    Maaaaan I wish our inquisitor would also butt in
    "And hot days, and cold days, and mild days
    ..."

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn Рік тому +3

    Cole's caught me off guard. I've never heard his impression of Varric. Also, I'm surprised Nevarrans, Orlesians, and Fereldans got mentioned but not Tevinters or red lyrium.

  • @kjk607
    @kjk607 7 місяців тому +2

    Sera accusing anyone of talking too much or "liking the sound of their voice" is HILARIOUSLY rich.

  • @blackmoon2128
    @blackmoon2128 5 років тому +8

    In these moments I actually missed Solas there to have another remark.
    Specially in relation to Varic since the both of them seemed to have a nice relationship.

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 6 місяців тому +1

    Cole’s Varric impression gave me whiplash

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx 7 років тому +2

    Ok, Cole imitating him out of the blue is spit-take worthy.

  • @gzapray7203
    @gzapray7203 2 роки тому +1

    I'm surprised that Sera's restrained on her roast against Varric. Then again, she shows considerable maturity throughout Inquisition. XD

  • @joshuahughes-davies7124
    @joshuahughes-davies7124 2 роки тому +1

    I love that Coles is one big callback to DA2 as its describing Sundermount

  • @Silmarisi
    @Silmarisi 9 років тому +54

    Cole, seriously, Cole! :D
    Was that human or spirit Cole? Because if it was spirit, it's even more hillarious!

    • @eviefrye9765
      @eviefrye9765 4 роки тому +2

      Nope!! You get it if you make him human or spirit it’s so adorable

  • @Lady_Ginnie
    @Lady_Ginnie 9 років тому +12

    I remember laughing so hard when Cassandra and Bull suddenly just lit into him like that. He does complain a lot.
    I still love that dwarf to pieces, though.

  • @Pocketpeas
    @Pocketpeas 4 роки тому +2

    I just replayed DA2 and there's a bit of him complaining about trees when you take him to the upper part of Sundermount.

  • @vfreek4ever899
    @vfreek4ever899 4 роки тому +3

    The guy who does Cole's voice is so great. Love it!

  • @angiepants9219
    @angiepants9219 Рік тому +1

    I love Cole imitating him 😂😂😂

  • @pingvinzol
    @pingvinzol 2 роки тому +3

    Varric is the grumpiest companion ever, actually. Everyone roasts Fenris for being grumpy and broody, but Varric is a champion in this one

  • @LeDameMarciana
    @LeDameMarciana 9 років тому +5

    cole's impression of varric will never not crack me up omg

  • @wavejumper2160
    @wavejumper2160 9 років тому +30

    This is epic! I think Cole's was the best since it is so spontaneous!!! Sera was pretty tame! In two years the companions have changed methods on roasting Varric. lol

  • @srialekhyananduri7036
    @srialekhyananduri7036 3 роки тому +2

    I love this. Thank you

  • @bronycrafter1526
    @bronycrafter1526 3 роки тому +1

    I was about to ask where Solas' comment on his hating everything was... then I remembered why we're here (in trespasser)

  • @TheEndsongAbyssXV
    @TheEndsongAbyssXV 9 років тому +4

    I LOST it at Cole's imitation. FUCKING. LOST. IT.

  • @ezrahollow3662
    @ezrahollow3662 3 роки тому +1

    Not Cole mimicking his voice!!! I can't!

  • @phreak811
    @phreak811 2 роки тому

    Ok that was amazingly well cut together and HILARIOUS!

  • @samspics7311
    @samspics7311 6 років тому +2

    Things Varric likes: writing, sunshine, the Hanged Man, and Hawke...but mostly Hawke

  • @Ratat0skr0
    @Ratat0skr0 8 днів тому

    “You’ll forget I’m here.” Foreshadowing to Veilguard

  • @GreatGrandSoap
    @GreatGrandSoap 9 років тому +9

    I died when Cole impersonated him xD

  • @yoshisilver1
    @yoshisilver1 7 років тому +1

    COLES IMPRESSION OF HIM MAKES ME CRY I LOVE HIM

  • @lycan-zp9xf
    @lycan-zp9xf 6 років тому +3

    Varric was just so amazing in both DA2 and DA: I. I almost always take him with me, especially in DA2, since him and Hawke just have the best friendship ever

  • @tinyrogue1320
    @tinyrogue1320 2 роки тому +1

    Oh Varric. I love him so much ^^

  • @zachialadams9279
    @zachialadams9279 4 роки тому +1

    I really do hope the next game has Varric roast sessions just like this.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 8 років тому +11

    we NEED Varric and Oghren to meet up in DA 4.

  • @jessicacannaday807
    @jessicacannaday807 3 роки тому +5

    I'm s c r e a m i n g. I've only played through Tresspasser twice so I had no idea that literally e v e r y o n e on the team gets to trash him. That's amazing.

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 2 роки тому

    Just now, I found the source of Cole's impression of Varric, but I was wearing headphones and missed it, and was only made aware of it since I rotated my camera in time to see the comment bar say, "Who made the ground vertical?"

  • @panedilegna2891
    @panedilegna2891 9 років тому +57

    0:40 how did Cole sound like that

    • @eviefrye9765
      @eviefrye9765 4 роки тому +1

      The actor that played Cole I guess really took the time to practice his voice to become that way, in Jaws of Hakkon I’m guessing his voice cracks or something and you can sorta hear his real voice.
      But yeah his voice actor is also an English actor, so that might be part of it.

  • @catskull8648
    @catskull8648 9 років тому +73

    This is why I love Varric. Wish we could make him go for noromance-Hawke in DAI after Bianca. :|

    • @Pheonixfirestar
      @Pheonixfirestar 9 років тому +5

      Oh YES!!!!! I want to romance that dwarf sooooo bad XD he the only dwarfs I ever been attracted to actually XD

    • @catskull8648
      @catskull8648 9 років тому +7

      Pheonixfirestar I don't even need to see this. I just want to make sure that Hawke (the only protag that I care about) is happy with him. :|

    • @Pheonixfirestar
      @Pheonixfirestar 9 років тому

      Cat Skull don't need to see what?

    • @catskull8648
      @catskull8648 9 років тому

      Pheonixfirestar Romance scenes. Just tell me they are happy together. :|

    • @Pheonixfirestar
      @Pheonixfirestar 9 років тому +1

      Cat Skull yeah that would be nice lol I was just agreeing that I love Varric and that I wish he was with my hawke I don't mind romance scenes though but either way that would be good for me

  • @liszst
    @liszst Місяць тому +3

    bro has a beard in veilguard lmao

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 років тому +1

    And this is why Varric is my spirit animal

  • @DaybreakTownGSA
    @DaybreakTownGSA 3 роки тому +3

    This is what makes me wish they allowed you to take more than 3 party members with you

  • @ballinholla5528
    @ballinholla5528 8 років тому +4

    0:38 or press 7 to see Cole's Humanity at its finest!

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn 9 років тому +3

    It's much more difficult for Dwarves to climb slopes/stairs and they drown a lot more easily. So Varric has good reasons to hate most of those things.

  • @Edynol
    @Edynol 9 років тому +2

    Varric is the best character in all the games. Love him so much.

  • @malvirothe5742
    @malvirothe5742 3 роки тому

    This was probably video of the year for me

  • @Astatine95
    @Astatine95 7 років тому +3

    "You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."

  • @angeliquetheirin2588
    @angeliquetheirin2588 8 років тому +8

    ROFLMAO I had never noticed before this video...Varric really DOES hate everything hahaha

  • @thatswicked
    @thatswicked 9 років тому +1

    Coles impression was perfect! Hahahah

  • @kelseybordeaux9206
    @kelseybordeaux9206 8 років тому +49

    They NEED to make Varric romancable in the next game! But IF they do,it should only be for a female dwarf character,since he has clearly said in Dragon Age 2 that he's not attracted to Humans. Like how you can only romance Solas if your a female elf.

    • @fulmenlginis8531
      @fulmenlginis8531 8 років тому +19

      he loves Bianca

    • @dylanarmstrong9328
      @dylanarmstrong9328 8 років тому +14

      Ya they didn't have a single dwarf that was romanceable. It was disappointing.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 6 років тому +6

      He's probably too busy for romance.
      He's wealthy... a successful investor and businessman... a prolific writer... a spymaster... a charming witty guy, and a deadly combatant skilled with crossbows and traps. He's closest you can get to Batman in Dragon Age universe. And I don't think he's that interested in romance with you.

    • @cyanAstrologist
      @cyanAstrologist 4 роки тому +2

      Technically he never said anything about men, elves, or qunari

    • @kitiaraengland3860
      @kitiaraengland3860 4 роки тому

      I mean he was 10 years older than most of the DAI crew at least, if not also DA2 crew

  • @amanogirl1
    @amanogirl1 2 роки тому

    This has gave me a idea for my Dragon Age & Lord of the Rings fanfic. Every party members from Dragon Age are going to say their lines. And I might add some of the fellowship say some things, but I don’t know what.

  • @SazukiSakura
    @SazukiSakura 4 роки тому +1

    That split moment you go "What was Solas supposed to say" and you realize when this dialogue occurs

    • @disableddragonborn
      @disableddragonborn Рік тому

      Am I the only one that doesn't like Solas? I mean, he tried to destroy the world and rip open the fade, only to have the shit hit the fan and have the Anchor stuck to the Inquisitor, who he then use to clean up the mess he made, then when the orb he wanted was destroyed, he abandons the Inquisition (with some of the best equipment I had in my first playthrough since I used him in the final fight), only to later encounter the Inquisitor again and reveal he's Fen'harel and intends to destroy the Veil, then proceeds to STEAL THE INQUISITOR'S FUCKING HAND then flee.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 11 місяців тому

      @@disableddragonborn You're not the only one. Stop being special lol.

    • @disableddragonborn
      @disableddragonborn 11 місяців тому

      @@gzapray7203 I was fairly new to the game and Dragon Age in general, so it was a genuine question. No need to be an ass.

    • @pativi6643
      @pativi6643 7 місяців тому +1

      @@disableddragonborn A lot of people don't like Solas. Personally, I cannot really hate him, considering all of his past. I see him as a tragic and complex character, wanting better for his people, who were enslaved by power hungry "gods", and yet making things worse, riddled by guilt and regret. He woke up only year before the Inquisition starts, after sleeping for roughly 5000 years?, and saw that the world he once lived in, of spirits and magic flowing around immortal elves, spells that were cast for millenia, all of it is gone, elves are still mostly enslaved, and the Dalish who hold onto any memories of the ancient elvhen, distorted the history in a way that paint him as their greatest adversary. His first instinct was to erase it and go back, and as such he wanted to immediately tear the veil - whom he created in the first place. Do you remember the quest when you recruit the mages, the one with Alexius? You go forth in time, to see the world such a shitty place, the Inquisitor doesn't even consider staying and fixing it, or moving on - the priority is to go back to what was. People that we see aren't really real, right, we can all just erase it as if it never happened, go back.
      That's exactly a mindset Solas is in at the start of the game. If he befriends the Inquisitor, he starts realizing that the people are real, beautiful, strong and worthy - and if he falls in love with Lavellan he realizes it even earlier - "You change... everything.". Now he is even more full of regrets, but as he says - he needs to walk a path he wouldn't wish on his worst enemy. He doesn't want to do this. But he feels bound by duty, because he is the only one who can reverse it all, and bring back his people. But deep down I think he hopes the Inquisitor will stop him - why else would he tell all of this? Not very smart. "I would treasure the chance to be wrong again, my friend."
      Well, I wrote a freaking essay XD Sorry

    • @disableddragonborn
      @disableddragonborn 7 місяців тому

      @@pativi6643 I was just pissed he stole my hand. 🤣

  • @aleirbagN
    @aleirbagN 9 років тому +3

    I lost it at Cole's impression XDD

  • @caspian7923
    @caspian7923 9 років тому +1

    *sniffs* Finally, a Dragon Age Character who I can agree 100% with *wipes tear from eye*

  • @MrTHEPROUD
    @MrTHEPROUD 8 років тому +11

    He is basically me.

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas 4 роки тому +1

    In fairness to Varric, I'm not too fond of mountains covered in dead people either.

  • @Kulzar
    @Kulzar 9 років тому

    This was amazing!
    Thanks FluffyNinjaLlama for all the work you put into these. =)

  • @antoinewilliams290
    @antoinewilliams290 3 роки тому +2

    All together now!

  • @tevjun8856
    @tevjun8856 6 років тому

    cole doing varrics voice omfg I love he

  • @Snowleopard6711
    @Snowleopard6711 8 років тому +22

    Honestly Varric is my favorite character of Dragon Age

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts 8 років тому +1

      either male or female hawks is mine Varric Bethany and iron bull in that order but we can all agree carver Isabella pretty much most of da:2 companions, sera and Isabella are all awful bioware couldn't have screwed up there personality any more then they have

    • @Snowleopard6711
      @Snowleopard6711 8 років тому

      Uhh, okay? Lol imo I don't think they did. They're unique characters.

    • @ottoacid1800
      @ottoacid1800 8 років тому

      Isabella isn't particularly unique though. She and Zevran from Origins, are basically just the generic "exotic" minority stereotype. Overly sexual ethnic characters that aren't entirely trustworthy. It's a very common trope.

    • @PhaethonCrafts
      @PhaethonCrafts 6 років тому +1

      I think Varric beats Alistair for me, and I didn't think that was possible.

  • @Morthaliar
    @Morthaliar 8 років тому +2

    Varrick is the new Francis (L4D2).

  • @dailydragontrainer1596
    @dailydragontrainer1596 7 років тому +1

    OH SHIT!
    YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING REAL WHEN *COLE* COMPLAINS ABOUT YOU!

  • @mrsmith4036
    @mrsmith4036 4 роки тому

    Varric: I feel very called out right now.