wow, 1 million views. nice. never expected it to hit even 1k. anyway, check out my channel, consider subscribing for no reason. +100 likes on this comment and i'll start making stalker vids again
The original was a episode from "Ukraine Got Talent", since I made this 2 years ago, I do not have the link to it. But, i'm pretty sure you can find it on UA-cam.
Ku & beN - Hcr2 And More! to ja tylko na fonie wiadomosci mi sie nie wyswietlaly. no ja tez XD gram w stalkera 5 lat wszystkie części przelazlem najlepsze zakonczenia mody tez instalowalem jak call of chernobyl i gralem jak czlowiek monitu bo to noja fav frakcja
I'm Russian, from Russia, and despite all this stuff that's been happening recently, I still love Ukraine and it's people. And now that I've seen this... Ukraine, I literally fucking love you.
Freedom members happen to be quite wasted from time to time, yes. But you'll get used to this. Some wasted Freedomers are quite funny actually. One day my partner Dolgovlasov [translated as long haired] and I was working by the Yantar and analyzing the latest Vortex anomalies data (their location, strength, movement, etc) various stalkers have brought to the bunker. This Freedomer came in. He was very short, his Freedom suit has surely seen better days, it was very torn but apparently functioned. Also, he smelled a bit after vomit and piss. His pupils were very red and I immediately realized that this situation won't be normal. He asked for water so I gave him some. He then introduced himself as "Travomil" [weed lover]. He said he comes from a place nobody, not even him, understands and said he and his fellow stalkers (from both Freedom and Loner fractions) met and just wanted to drink, roll joints, shoot some zombies or mutants and have a good time. So they brought in two vodka bottles per person (they were five), few grams of weed and got pretty wasted. One of the guy got so wasted he "felt he's going to puke soon, if he doesn't stop drinking". So the whole group decided that they want to try something new nobody has ever tried before. To puke into a Vortex anomaly. Here me and my colleague immediately bursted in laughter. What the fuck, what kind of a person tries to puke into an anomaly, haha. Anyways, he continued to explain. The area they were in (a cave nearby) had few anomalies around it, mostly electric and gravity based ones. One of them was Vortex, they approximated its location and size. They brought the friend near, tied him in case he wanders too close so they could pull him out and just waited for the vomit. Their friend's face got green. One of the stalkers shouted HOOOORAAAAY HERE IT COOOOOOOOMEEES. They didn't anticipate that the Vortex just caught all the vomit and continously sprayed it all over the place, including every stalker in the area. Everybody except the vomitting person was laughing out loud. One of the stalkers who held his friend rushed towards the anomaly, still laughing, unzipped his pants and just started to piss into the anomaly. With vomitting stopped, the anomaly sprayed piss all over the place. Here Travomil can't hold himself, he needs to laugh again. Me and my colleague stopped working and just laughed with him. I mean, I do enjoy a bit of herb or alcohol from time to time but getting wasted like this? I can't help myself but laugh. Can you imagine, my fellow colleague? A person vomits into a Vortex anomaly. Nobody, not even him, expects little pieces of vomit thrown around. Another person stands up and pisses. What the fuck. I wish I were there with them because the hilarity of the situation must have been enormous. Travomil eventually forgot what he wanted here but five minutes later returned because he wanted to buy food for the group.
Teacher: Remember my students we are going to visit one of the most dangerous places in the world. (Chernobyl) Girls: Aww it's so scary. Boys: Dancing inside Chernobyl's reactor.
Normal people: I’ve only used 0.00000000001 percent of shaggy’s power Soviets: I’ve only cheeki breeki’d 0.00000000001 per blins of Chernobyl’s blyatness
wow, 1 million views. nice. never expected it to hit even 1k. anyway, check out my channel, consider subscribing for no reason.
+100 likes on this comment and i'll start making stalker vids again
Turbo Benders What is the original tavarishe?
The original was a episode from "Ukraine Got Talent", since I made this 2 years ago, I do not have the link to it. But, i'm pretty sure you can find it on UA-cam.
Turbo Benders coll video your chanel is cool
View to subscriber rating 👌
It got put in our recommendeds lol
When the reactor is exploding but you try to stay positive
Its normal
Western spy detected, a actual slav would not use a Chernobyl joke in that form.
This man is clearly delusional, take him to the infirmary.
L Anonymous not great, not terrible
Daily life of Ukrainian
Category : *EDUCATION*
IQ + 999
ACBLITZ Gaming nope blyat, +228
@@niehnroht 😂😂😂
@@niehnroht ху-ли ты по русски не базаришь?
Lmao yeah
no,more than IQ 35487936489346589537835497354890375380965347846E+SLAV
Не завидую иностранцам которые не понимают глубокого смысла данного произведения
Именно!
*Во во*
+++++
Я тоже не понимаю. Я иностранец😣
Shame
The zone has talent?
Bartosz Górny so true
ayy lol you can see them around fire, sqatting, drinking vodka or eating sausage...
Everyday life in the zone can be considered talent to normal-folk
ayy lol So FUN IS ALLOWED IN THE ZONE?!
ayy lol Good haunting, stalkier.
category: education
👌 It is education because slavs taught that romanians(and the ones from moldova) should learn from them since we are in balkans
@@irinacosnita4287 im romanian lol
BECUSE IT LEARNS HARDBASS
Sal
@@irinacosnita4287 It is an Andorian flag -_-
Category: Education
My- I mean O U R minds and souls: This is Blyatiful
VD Films Spell correctly:
Blyatiful
U mean blyatiful
u mean ohuenno
И не поспоришь
Our mind and soul*
Ah, a true slav coming for the cheeki, staying for the breeki and maybe some mayonez
What's missing were the squats. Eh whatever, it was still very slav
or ammo for kalashnikov
Drinking kompot.
Kaiser Wilhelm II da true slav
Kaiser Wilhelm II da true slav
Chernobyl got talent
😂
Clara Keiners the Zone got talent
Clara Keiners The Pripyat got talent.
Pripyat 30km zone😂
tam tam tammmmmmm
when he said “cheeki breeki” i really felt that
Чики брики пацаны ынц ынц ынц
@IDK About This
спасибо, теперь я буду притворяться, что мне не нужно было копировать это в Google Translate, чтобы получить это сообщение
@@jimmyjenkins1907 i speak english bruh
@IDK About This
bruh sound effect # 1
@@jimmyjenkins1907 bruh sound effect #2
This is bylatful
Emperor Doge ANUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI HARDBASS
Cheeki-Breeki father
died he realy plaid it thar sarry bad englis
blyatifull
Soooo blyatiful
he is practicing before going to chernobyl so he can do native cheeki breeki dance at vodka party at nearest Stalker camp, bandits only of course
Девки в чернобыле: тут опасно, не хочу туда, там радиация!
Пацаны в Чернобыле: 1:06
Южная Африка 2010 хвхахахаха
Мля Флекс поймал
Южная Африка 2010 оай маслину поймал
ahh da cykacyka blyat vodka cheeki breeki da da
Мляяя я маслину поймал
straight outta reactor 4
Wow
😂
50000 people used to live here now its a ghost town
Radioactive as hell!
This made me lose a lung x)
Putin - “how dare they press big red button... “
*”Now I press big red button”*
*NNNEEEEEAAAAAAUUUUU*
Why Putin? It's Ukraine
shhhhhhhhh...................bum
*BCHOOOOOOOW*
Moscow,moscow🎵
@@georgiboyadzhiev7200 розбiйник. It's Ukraine
Send that Western Spy (Guy who buzzed) to Gulag!
Hell yeah
@@user-ex6bj7rj3z privetstvuy Stalin
Uwaw
Братья и сёстры мои
За РЕВОЛЮЦИИ!!!
Ленин
Сталин
Хрущев
За КОММУНИЗМ !!!
В ГУЛАГ того капиталиста которой нажал на кнопку
@@sangheliosgaming868... Ураааа 🙃
Get out of here Stalker
Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach Good haunting, stalkier.
Why be a stalker when you can be a Bandit? Have you listened to Bandit Radio?
Ross71 just another day in the zone
Урою нахрен !
*starts shooting*
1:38 "send to gulag" button.
26adex no it's, "Go get shot in trench".
isnt this ukraine? shouldn't be any gulags
WakeUP was this show before -91?
lol that western spy sent himself to gulag
Its a button to nazi prison camp
Ok, we all know the recommendation algorithm is weird but WTF...
Your eyes and ears have been blessed
i got this too
Same here
this is the only normal video in my recommendations
Well Chernobyl happened in the YT headquarter
Cheeki breeki of the month. Every month.
Bombo Klaa 666 likes
Чернобыль-шоу талант
Ахпх
Мало того, что юмор плоский, так еще и анимешное Сидоджи
Земля тебе пухом.
Cheeki breeki
Олег Доспехов Почему так агрессивно? Этот школяр на шоу прост в Сталкер переиграл.
В сталкер переиграл. Хотя с ним все впринцепе норм. Не норм с этим пацаном.
Dyatlov as everyone in the control room was trying to stop a nuclear disaster:
XD this made me really laugh
Хорошо хоть маслину не поймал
Да
Да
Да
Да
Бухой Бюрер да
Apocalyptic suit + dance moves = Russian Level 10000
Cpt Leopoldstein He is ukrainian
The One True Morty
no, my friend, Ukraine is he.
Cpt Leopoldstein ukrainian style, idiot
It is Ukraine
Xd
nobody:
Not a soul:
No one in the entire universe:
Chernobyl people: 1:06
:D
“Chernobyl people” are called stalkers
I love teaching rookies
Did they dance happily after the nuclear waste disaster?
😂😂😂
@Sz1kЯ/-\ блять
The hero we need.
Cheeki Breeki!
yah
Putin Sandwich do you drink kompot comrade?
Putin Sandwich good
Putin Sandwich O, siema. Ja tez z Polski i STALKER najlepsza gra xd Cheeki breeki, comrade
Ku & beN - Hcr2 And More! to ja tylko na fonie wiadomosci mi sie nie wyswietlaly. no ja tez XD gram w stalkera 5 lat wszystkie części przelazlem najlepsze zakonczenia mody tez instalowalem jak call of chernobyl i gralem jak czlowiek monitu bo to noja fav frakcja
Meet the pyro 2: Chernobyl boogaloo
That man is more feared now with his ak-47
Using vodka instead of fuel
He uses vodka instead of gasoline to light his enemies
STRAIGHT OUTTA THE ZONE
STRAIGHT OUTTA BRAIN SCORCHER
I'm Russian, from Russia, and despite all this stuff that's been happening recently, I still love Ukraine and it's people. And now that I've seen this... Ukraine, I literally fucking love you.
Thank you, I hoped that not all Russian people hate us.
Samovar maker Спасибо.
No, not all. It's just that most Ukrainians hate Russia, except for East Ukraine.
nobody likes or loves you tho.
Ivan Oid Ever thinking why they hate you?
Main character: has a near death experience
The backround characters:
road to 1 million lol
Turbo Benders here at 999 thousand views
1 million wiev by me man nice job
You have reached.... I mean WE have reached one million views!!!!!
лржфгжцл
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My UA-cam recommendations:
Why not,my friend?)
Our comrade
Да)))
Russas got talent
Pressed the res button
Stalin:SEND IVAN NOW!!!!!
:)
T-34 advances
Try polosky
SKYREX TR это в Украине, у нас
Tripoloski
@@Andrew_Rude_Ua что у вас там происходит?
@@trezezae5279 давно было, но прикольно
Xdxd
Freedom members happen to be quite wasted from time to time, yes. But you'll get used to this. Some wasted Freedomers are quite funny actually.
One day my partner Dolgovlasov [translated as long haired] and I was working by the Yantar and analyzing the latest Vortex anomalies data (their location, strength, movement, etc) various stalkers have brought to the bunker. This Freedomer came in. He was very short, his Freedom suit has surely seen better days, it was very torn but apparently functioned. Also, he smelled a bit after vomit and piss. His pupils were very red and I immediately realized that this situation won't be normal. He asked for water so I gave him some.
He then introduced himself as "Travomil" [weed lover]. He said he comes from a place nobody, not even him, understands and said he and his fellow stalkers (from both Freedom and Loner fractions) met and just wanted to drink, roll joints, shoot some zombies or mutants and have a good time. So they brought in two vodka bottles per person (they were five), few grams of weed and got pretty wasted. One of the guy got so wasted he "felt he's going to puke soon, if he doesn't stop drinking". So the whole group decided that they want to try something new nobody has ever tried before. To puke into a Vortex anomaly. Here me and my colleague immediately bursted in laughter. What the fuck, what kind of a person tries to puke into an anomaly, haha.
Anyways, he continued to explain. The area they were in (a cave nearby) had few anomalies around it, mostly electric and gravity based ones. One of them was Vortex, they approximated its location and size. They brought the friend near, tied him in case he wanders too close so they could pull him out and just waited for the vomit. Their friend's face got green. One of the stalkers shouted HOOOORAAAAY HERE IT COOOOOOOOMEEES. They didn't anticipate that the Vortex just caught all the vomit and continously sprayed it all over the place, including every stalker in the area. Everybody except the vomitting person was laughing out loud. One of the stalkers who held his friend rushed towards the anomaly, still laughing, unzipped his pants and just started to piss into the anomaly. With vomitting stopped, the anomaly sprayed piss all over the place. Here Travomil can't hold himself, he needs to laugh again. Me and my colleague stopped working and just laughed with him. I mean, I do enjoy a bit of herb or alcohol from time to time but getting wasted like this? I can't help myself but laugh.
Can you imagine, my fellow colleague? A person vomits into a Vortex anomaly. Nobody, not even him, expects little pieces of vomit thrown around. Another person stands up and pisses. What the fuck. I wish I were there with them because the hilarity of the situation must have been enormous. Travomil eventually forgot what he wanted here but five minutes later returned because he wanted to buy food for the group.
wot.
rosto94 Great story but what is this?
rosto94 hahaha lmao
rosto94 LOL
Philip Kindred your profile pic is the face you made after reading that
He does not even have filter.
He would have died anyway.
RAISE YOUR GLASSES TONIGHT FOR THOSE WHO COULD NOT!
TO CHEEKI BREEKI MAN
interesting
Cheeki Breeki yes very
Your local друг has arrived.
We are brother
Damn three slavs wait why aren't yall in gulag
БАН НАХУЙ!
he deserves a gopnik reward fir his slavness
Blyat Zone
Poshël otsuda. Roblox is parasha
Indeed
Blyat Zone Act 1
Asbestos zone
Give this man a slice of Ukraine
Or Poland
@@ShakaZuluReUp :O
he lives in ukraine
This is from ukraines got talent
This man is from ukraine , genius
That dude actually cheeki breek iv damked
damka (As dancing judge) got breeked
I’m so proud being Ukrainian due to this :)
Это не только украина, НО И РОССИЯ!!! Мы братья
@@НикКон-ц2ц уже не братья, и никогда ими не были.
@@ДаунОбоссаный-ю3м правда
@@ДаунОбоссаный-ю3м мы братья, и как ни крути ими останемся
@@ДаунОбоссаный-ю3м I'm your brother from a another mother.
Nobody:
Americans: Ooyyyy blyat
Ты нечего не попутал?
Επ και ελληνας
Russians: cheeki-breeki i v damki
@@leantouon4637 Τσικι μπρικι β' νταμκει
Dies from the Asbestos
Вспомнил сталкера плакал (((((((
SKVERMAS SHOW а ты чо не играеш уже
У меня тоже слеза выступила) от смеха)
0:43 "Smiles while putting gas mask on"
*"Proceeds to detonate gas bomb"*
see you all in like, 5 years when we're brought together by UA-cam recommendations again
Teacher: we are going to Chernobyl exclusion zone
Others : OMG this is so dangerous
Me and the Comrades: aaaa nuuu cheeki breeki
Yep I can’t say I disagree
Teacher: Remember my students we are going to visit one of the most dangerous places in the world. (Chernobyl)
Girls: Aww it's so scary.
Boys: Dancing inside Chernobyl's reactor.
It’s Ukraine not Russia
(The more you know) (OMG GUYS, THANK YOU FOR LIKES, PLS SUBSCRIBE ON ME)
Yeah it's an ukrainian channel "СТБ"
I known it said it in tje backround
Well, same as Chornobyl, lmao
*Yeah, Mr. Detective.........*
Slava Ukraine,we kill children Donbass,because we need visa in Europe
Когда добрался до монолита
2016:не рано
2017:ещё не совсем
2018:ну можно
2019:самое врем
"the reactor is burning"
Scientist:
Category : Education
Srsly....... -_-
Minty Slav is educational for life my comrade
Richthofen Friedrich Yeah, true slavic education.
Shh westerner, you don't know anything about our Slavic lifestyle.
You must learn how to properly Cheeki Breeki.
Minty go away western where are you from?
Nadie:
UA-cam: "Recomendado, cheeki breeki iv talant"
question mark
0:52 *Cheeki intesifies*
Benyboy5393 no no no 1:26
Benyboy5393 WTF HITLER AND HANA SANS YOU IDIOT
Assassin's gamer you mean anne frank?
TheDiamondBladeHD 2.0 ana frenk
1:05.
As a slav I say...
What Im doing with my life...
When you invite a gopnik into a talent show.
Educational I can watch this in school and teachers wont care awesome
"Ayyy mlyaa!..", "Aptecku, dajcie aptecku...", "Aptecku? Dierzyj pulu kurwa", "zachadi, z boku, zachadi!", "granata pacany!", "Na ziemie suka!", "A ruziu brau"
When the doctor says ur 1 percent russian:
It's Ukrainian show
karshap Ukraine is Russia
@@logan6506 no
karshap hm
@@logan6506 I hope your mind will get well....
Some talented young gopnik.
Blyatiful
If i was one of those judges I would have probably cried 😢
Требую добавить этого scp в игру scp
Prefect
SCP-1499 это противогаз.
@@АлаларАбаьал SCP-1499-1 Субъект, который уже надел этот аномальный объект
@@АлаларАбаьал ага
@@yubach ой, бля, случайно
@@АлаларАбаьал scp-2021 беболярный бандит
HE'S NOT SLAV ENOUGH!!!
Vit Haisman why?
Vit Haisman Shut up western shpionin
Vit Haisman need more mayonez
BLYAT AMERIKAN SPI
hello darkness my old friend
when everyones mutating in chernobyl and u still have a gas mask
2003
Category *education*
yes my comrade
Американцам не понять)
...? Пасматри а каменты
Вот почему в основном те на западе рофлят с этого
Соооогл
Домовёнок Даня наоборот ,они это прекрасно понимают и больше рофлят с этого чем мы...
Vlad P. видно украинец
*Рикардо Милас нервно флексит в сторонке*
This is the best video we found. There’s no chance for you to disagree.
The jingle in the beginning is Mule Kick perk machine jingle from Call of Duty: Black Ops.
EL BURRO!!
What a uncomfortable moment
Slav dance: *Exists*
Physic and knees: *_Am I a JoKe To YoU?_*
too much cheeki not enough breeki
the audience: that's boring what is that.
UA-cam audience: piece of art💀
Ж-12 до того как пошёл на войну. Вспомним его молодость.
F
F
F
F
@@ДмитрийЗверев-л1ь о привет
Normal people: I’ve only used 0.00000000001 percent of shaggy’s power
Soviets: I’ve only cheeki breeki’d 0.00000000001 per blins of Chernobyl’s blyatness
every person that is still alive at the end of the year:
American spy: Russians can’t dance
Russian: hold my vodka
He's not Russian but ok.
Ukraine lol
i need the original one!!!
ukraine got tallent, says on intro
I like that the instrumental of Mule Kick Perk is played before the performance actually starts.
My Head: "I can already tell this'll be amazing." 🤣
Teacher: okay class were taking a field trip to Chernobyl
Girls: ewww isn't it radioactive
The Boys:
Want to hear a fact ? The suit hes wearing is from chernobyl
I started crying from this man’s talent he is truly a god walking among us humans
Nobody:
Absolutley nobody:
UA-cam category: Education
Forever a meme
what quality master piece
Category: Education
*thank you youtube*
Da, is good chiki briki. Why stop this man from doing his thing? Oy, some Slavs won't be too happy.
Chernobyl's got talent
*STALKER GOT TALENT*
after I watched life of boris I eated alot of mayonase
Djarto the 2nd ate**
Fokewolf Thank you :-D
Mayonez*
Djarto the 2nd, ketchunez
It's comforting to know there's people out there doing things like these, making something interesting with seemingly useless material.
Покойся с миром Ж-12, ты был так молод
К чему здесь колда ?
I am proud my son...
Меченый: продаёт консервные банки.
Сидорович:
Ютуб
2016: Не.
2017: Пожалуй, откажусь.
2018: Не, не , не, даже не думай.
2019: ЧИКИ-БРИКИ ЧИКИ-БРИКИ ЧИКИ-БРИКИ В ДАМКИ!
Glad my boi is safe from asbestos #NoFilterGang
This video would be perfect if the gas mask had a filter
When you push the germans out of stalingrad