TF2: 100% Crits & Crap - cp_labor [Live Dumbness]

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  • @WeavyHeaponsPie
    @WeavyHeaponsPie 10 років тому +604

    Sniper in the bush was the most original and adorable thing ever.

  • @sampandas8696
    @sampandas8696 10 років тому +586

    "Am I re- Am I stupid?!"
    Nice save Jerma. B)

    • @rocky9073
      @rocky9073 8 років тому +107

      "Am I really that stupid?"

    • @itspice8737
      @itspice8737 4 роки тому +3

      Godamnit

    • @Scout1543
      @Scout1543 3 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @TheDolphinTuna
      @TheDolphinTuna Рік тому +9

      Every now and then, I remember this Jerma moment completely unprompted

  • @Jerma985
    @Jerma985  11 років тому +267

    I thought you handled the situation very well. You were locked in that room as a Shpee. With a mini sentry out the door, it was gonna be tough either way. Don't feel bad about it, I have been in many situations like that before myself.

  • @LP_Amadeus
    @LP_Amadeus 9 років тому +260

    I miss these old types of videos on this channel. Just Jerma and Star playing and talking utter crap.

    • @jorjibob
      @jorjibob 4 роки тому +3

      I still miss it in 2020 :(

  • @anosmianAcrimony
    @anosmianAcrimony 7 років тому +281

    Ster 2013: Don't poo yourself
    Ster 2016: I pooed myself

    • @tydaguy64
      @tydaguy64 2 роки тому +3

      He won that quickplay match though.

    • @conorjglennon
      @conorjglennon Рік тому +5

      @@tydaguy64 didn’t he lose?

  • @cummy7911
    @cummy7911 8 років тому +474

    What kind of person do you have to be to go on an all crit server, and then go Engi and build level 3's

    • @SonicCam04
      @SonicCam04 7 років тому +49

      Snarblegauz the type that knows crits don't affect buildings?

    • @desichalkos5627
      @desichalkos5627 7 років тому +21

      +SonicCam04 They affect the Engineer though.
      And no, he did not have the Rescue Ranger.

    • @nahnope8581
      @nahnope8581 7 років тому +7

      this was like years before the rescue ranger existed

    • @BIadelores
      @BIadelores 6 років тому +14

      No, it wasn't, this is from 2013, the Rescue Ranger was created in 2012

    • @maigonis2856
      @maigonis2856 5 років тому +1

      An idiot

  • @Spokenword
    @Spokenword 10 років тому +122

    7:12 LOOK AT THE KILL FEED - David Bowie - we meet again

    • @wheatlee6490
      @wheatlee6490 10 років тому +23

      It's the same server, you can see some other people from the other video here too

    • @ChauChatt
      @ChauChatt 4 роки тому +1

      VIdeos were on the same server

    • @SealShpeeDaSweggy
      @SealShpeeDaSweggy Рік тому +2

      Yeah. You can even tell because their names in-game are the exact same in both videos.

  • @Jerma985
    @Jerma985  11 років тому +37

    I wanted to give him a little whack, to see what he would do. It ended up being a crit, hah.

  • @abset987
    @abset987 9 років тому +306

    7:14
    DAVID ****ING BOWIE

    • @riboh3324
      @riboh3324 9 років тому +4

      HOW DOES ONE AIM I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED!

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 9 років тому

      how is he there again?

    • @riboh3324
      @riboh3324 9 років тому +3

      Martin Anthonyo Ninja David Bowie is everywhere.

    • @unclepickles7340
      @unclepickles7340 9 років тому

      At lmao

    • @gamingnerd500
      @gamingnerd500 9 років тому

      Rico theDemonSlayer even i thought i was the only one who noticed

  • @PINGPONGROCKSBRAH
    @PINGPONGROCKSBRAH 9 років тому +212

    I really want Jerma to commentate a whole match of Bill_Mac

    • @brolaire7320
      @brolaire7320 9 років тому +27

      I know bill mad in real life. He's a good friend of mine. Not so good at tf2 tho

  • @choppawednesdaygaming3075
    @choppawednesdaygaming3075 4 роки тому +29

    1:50 legendary moment

  • @Mattquaza
    @Mattquaza 10 років тому +67

    7:14 DAVID BOWIE SENSEI

  • @greatoverlordchikonmaster7226
    @greatoverlordchikonmaster7226 2 роки тому +7

    2:49 Jerma caught himself

  • @citznamn1
    @citznamn1 8 років тому +55

    At the end of the video look at the kill feed. THE RETURN OF DAVID BOWIE SENSI!

  • @dinkydissum1830
    @dinkydissum1830 2 роки тому +10

    1:51 history was made

  • @anosmianAcrimony
    @anosmianAcrimony 10 років тому +139

    First 30 seconds, me: "He's right there, stationary, he doesn't know you're there, you have the Übersaw, TAUNT KILL THE GUY!" But no.

  • @devinhallsworth5531
    @devinhallsworth5531 6 років тому +16

    Its funny how his santa voice is exactly the same one as his demon lord voice

  • @GumMagnum
    @GumMagnum 9 років тому +45

    Man, the SAT exam is a real killer

  • @HomelessSoldierMan
    @HomelessSoldierMan 10 років тому +23

    7:13 kill feed said David Bowie sensei he was in another star_ video

  • @averymediocrepigeon1260
    @averymediocrepigeon1260 9 років тому +26

    that sniper took bushman to literal

  • @Supore
    @Supore 10 років тому +96

    7:11 David Bowie Sensei! What are the chances??

    • @audonger0077
      @audonger0077 10 років тому +47

      This was the same server as the Orange Crit AK STAR_ video

    • @spacehitler4537
      @spacehitler4537 10 років тому +4

      I think I know him XD.

  • @shivan4998
    @shivan4998 11 років тому +7

    0:11
    I can never forgive Jerma for not tauntkilling that sniper.

  • @Reggiland
    @Reggiland 9 років тому +29

    i was once a sniper in that bush and i was unable to die no matter what was thrown my way. i was like i had 99% resistance to everything. :)

    • @meese7423
      @meese7423 9 років тому +19

      Bush OP pls need volvo

    • @TheFishCostume
      @TheFishCostume 9 років тому +2

      jake pollard volvo pls narf

    • @KingDrew
      @KingDrew 9 років тому

      +Westie Pollard what every american thinks

    • @microlobbies2378
      @microlobbies2378 6 років тому

      Like in real life

  • @rainbowdiesel1870
    @rainbowdiesel1870 10 років тому +39

    Just going to say one thing...That sniper in the beginning? Yeah, that is an amazing spot to hide. (I haven't been killed while hiding there yet)

  • @deadbird6509
    @deadbird6509 8 років тому +17

    1:22 need that for my hit sound

    • @Hotdog80085
      @Hotdog80085 8 років тому

      i said the exact same thing xX

    • @ELSTINKO.
      @ELSTINKO. 8 років тому +1

      i want 5:05

  • @Darkblitzer89
    @Darkblitzer89 10 років тому +36

    Did anyone notice it said "Player David Bowie Sensei" has joined the game?

    • @JayCee235
      @JayCee235 10 років тому +17

      He was actually the engie at the end.

  • @rexma4693
    @rexma4693 4 роки тому +4

    Lol David Bowie Sensei is in this vid too, must’ve been right before STAR’s vid

  • @Twister980
    @Twister980 8 років тому +13

    4:11 Aaaaand there's the fanfiction.

  • @miked5163
    @miked5163 3 роки тому +7

    YOO CHOPPA WEDNESDAY

  • @trevorjansen8020
    @trevorjansen8020 4 роки тому +8

    choppa wednesday

  • @teh_jibbler
    @teh_jibbler 5 років тому +6

    The energy in this video is so good.

  • @wildcheri
    @wildcheri 2 роки тому +2

    2:30-2:54 his lack of object permanence goes way back

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 6 років тому +4

    0:11
    "That's how we do it in the bush!"

  • @TheDhlk
    @TheDhlk 10 років тому +26

    I saw David Bowie sensei

  • @kunwookim7573
    @kunwookim7573 9 років тому +13

    Did anybody realize that at 7:12, there is David Bowie Sensei, the best player in the whole universe?

    • @RovernautHD
      @RovernautHD 9 років тому +3

      Did nobody realize that u r an idiot

    • @jeongminlee1527
      @jeongminlee1527 9 років тому +2

      Abdurraziq Nemo shots fired lol

    • @alexgertsog105
      @alexgertsog105 9 років тому

      +Jeong Min Lee Its not even a shot, thats a straight up nuke to the face!

    • @jeongminlee1527
      @jeongminlee1527 9 років тому

      Tony the Tiger indeed

    • @jeongminlee1527
      @jeongminlee1527 9 років тому

      Abdurraziq Nemo k.

  • @hyperiusog4299
    @hyperiusog4299 Рік тому +3

    rip baby shpee

  • @sarah-nr6uy
    @sarah-nr6uy 10 років тому +3

    the sniper at the beginning is channeling naked snake himself.

  • @kenan9843
    @kenan9843 4 роки тому +3

    yo jerma's laugh at 4:04 kinda sounds like jared leto's joker lmao

  • @desichalkos5627
    @desichalkos5627 7 років тому +5

    That first kid is a classic example of a cod fanboy trying to play a real FPS.

  • @TheDarkshadows30
    @TheDarkshadows30 10 років тому +2

    Sniper in beggining "now that's how we do it in a bush!"

  • @SeaRavioli-MC
    @SeaRavioli-MC 9 років тому +7

    OHMAHGAHERD DAVING FLIPPING BOWIE AGAIN!!! THIS IS THE 100% CRIT AK SERVER :3 :3 :3
    7:14 !!!

  • @harrymorris5073
    @harrymorris5073 10 років тому +9

    Star: This is the time to prove yourself.
    Jerma: Yeah its time to poo yourself
    Star: No, do you poo yourself
    Lmfao

  • @cyan7244
    @cyan7244 8 років тому +5

    That Soldier screaming at Bill_Mac with a Shovel out was the best part.
    "NO, WHO- DON'T SCREAM AT ME, IT'S SCARY!"

  • @1AlasBabylon
    @1AlasBabylon 10 років тому

    5:06 - and as soon as the crit rocket hits, David Bowie Sensei logs onto the server. A premonition? Or the product of... the Twilight Zone.

  • @crangus00
    @crangus00 3 роки тому +9

    1:51 Choppa Wednesday

  • @verisimuli
    @verisimuli 9 років тому +1

    My favorite tactic in 100% crit servers is to play sniper with the stock sniper rifle, but instead of scoping in I just use it like a regular gun. It does a crazy 150 damage per shot...

  • @spacepirate1955
    @spacepirate1955 10 років тому +13

    I think i was on that server at that time. O_o good thing i was on RED

  • @spoobspoob2270
    @spoobspoob2270 4 роки тому +2

    Choppa Wednesday is a weekly tradition with my friends

  • @WesselGerrits
    @WesselGerrits 10 років тому +41

    why kritzkriek when 100 % crits

    • @ShadowAngel29
      @ShadowAngel29 10 років тому

      Faster healing

    • @AndyStriker13LP
      @AndyStriker13LP 10 років тому +23

      Canadian Luled quick fix?

    • @user-rt7fw7km3u
      @user-rt7fw7km3u 10 років тому +45

      at the beginning it wasn't even the 100% crit server...

    • @Glacidon
      @Glacidon 3 роки тому

      Why flaregun when 100% crits

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 7 років тому +1

    That sniper spot is my ultimate strat now.
    Hitman's Heatmaker and no cosmetics or the hatless hat.
    Only hurt people so your teammates can finish them off and nobody sees where you shot them from.

  • @connorwood9320
    @connorwood9320 4 роки тому +9

    IT’S CHOPPA WEDNESDAY

  • @zLukkee
    @zLukkee 11 років тому

    I made a hit sound of you Jerma saying "Hai" in a Shpee voice and i love it!

  • @carpet163
    @carpet163 5 років тому +4

    Did anyone get the cow mangler joke? Its been 5 years and I still don't understand it.

  • @crossface2004
    @crossface2004 11 років тому

    OMG I just realized at 6:25 in the killfeed, David Bowie Sensei is a spy again, in a crit server again, and playing with Jerma and Star_. Just...wow...

  • @alexpreface
    @alexpreface 10 років тому +1

    If you dont get the cow mangler joke , the mangler CANNOT CRIT IN ANY WAY , which is litteraly the only weapon that cannot crit anything , and thats why its funny when its being used in crit servers

  • @Raymond13557
    @Raymond13557 11 років тому +4

    thay sniper was actually using cover.. very smart.

  • @killingfeveronline_archives
    @killingfeveronline_archives 11 років тому +1

    You gotta admit that sniper spot really is pretty damn great.

  • @grantfu5506
    @grantfu5506 8 років тому +12

    Lol jerma's game name was something we all hate... the SAT Exam.

  • @lolz1326
    @lolz1326 8 років тому +1

    i like how whenever i hear a spy i immediately check the scoreboard to see if my team has any spies

  • @ShebbyYT
    @ShebbyYT 10 років тому +14

    #SaveTheShpees

  • @adamroxsocks
    @adamroxsocks 11 років тому +1

    Valve really needs to hire Jerma to redo all the spy voice clips with his baby sphee voice

  • @nathan1li
    @nathan1li 8 років тому +4

    I need you I need you I need you I need you AAAAAUUHH!!!

  • @drakonmotredos9607
    @drakonmotredos9607 3 роки тому +1

    7:19 The Soda Popper: No random critical hits

  • @kevybevy
    @kevybevy 9 років тому +3

    OHOHOH!!! SANTA'S IN TOWN..

  • @ssshsien
    @ssshsien 11 місяців тому +1

    2:49 jerma does amazing job at not calling himself reta*ded

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego 7 місяців тому

      Idk why though, this was 2013, no one gave af back then

  • @vaguepepper4028
    @vaguepepper4028 4 роки тому +4

    chappa wendsmensy

  • @flumblum23
    @flumblum23 4 роки тому +2

    Anyone else notice David Bowie sensei in the kill feed at 7:14?

  • @TERTUISME
    @TERTUISME 10 років тому +13

    10x 100% Crits Randomiser mode anyone?

    • @loadedpiggy3439
      @loadedpiggy3439 10 років тому

      No thanks...

    • @loadedpiggy3439
      @loadedpiggy3439 10 років тому

      Life would end as soon as some one got a beggers.

    • @tomr9716
      @tomr9716 10 років тому

      I've been on there. As soon as someone gets an Eyelander and Direct Hit, you won't be able to leave Spawn

    • @loadedpiggy3439
      @loadedpiggy3439 10 років тому

      yeah.

  • @trueviking1381
    @trueviking1381 9 років тому +2

    Anyone else notice that the engineer at the end was David Bowie Sensei (don't know how to spell) and David Bowie Sensei is from Star_'s 100% crit AK video. :O

  • @henrg
    @henrg 4 роки тому +3

    Happy choppa wednesday

  • @chrisweidemann2671
    @chrisweidemann2671 10 років тому

    omg that sniper in the intro just gave me the best sniper tip ever for that map (cant remember)

  • @Lt5K1TZ
    @Lt5K1TZ 11 років тому +4

    I WANT JERMA TO BE SANTA!

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude 2 роки тому +1

    I will always remember that sniper in the bush clip till the day I die.

  • @alexlokanin3312
    @alexlokanin3312 3 роки тому

    I love the cow mangler joke and, more importantly, star_'s reaction

  • @Detonexploder
    @Detonexploder 11 років тому +5

    'nd DAT'S Haw wee do it in teh BOOSH

  • @payg666
    @payg666 8 років тому +1

    Hahahaha, holy crap. Last guy in the killfeed of the video was David Bowie Sensei!

  • @laniFPS
    @laniFPS 3 роки тому +4

    1:53

  • @reeceupdike1677
    @reeceupdike1677 10 років тому +1

    david bowie sensei died at 711 (7:11) if you remember him from star_'s all crits vid

  • @dingleroot8697
    @dingleroot8697 4 роки тому +3

    CHOPPA WEDNESDAY

  • @whoa8195
    @whoa8195 11 років тому +1

    Jerma, I have an amazing idea for you! You, Star, and two others be a scout with the FIIISH, three of you wait by a corner while one lures someone to you, THEN YOU ALL FOUR FISH HIM.
    BEST VIDEO EVER.

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et 9 років тому +4

    i dont get the cowmangler joke

    • @verisimuli
      @verisimuli 9 років тому +26

      Martin Anthonyo Cow mangler can't crit.

    • @Bguy-led
      @Bguy-led 9 років тому +1

      +swf on a crit only map

  • @Mario4812
    @Mario4812 11 років тому

    Every time I watch a Jerma vid, there's always a quote somewhere in it that reminds me I need to like the video. This one was "Santa's in town".

  • @Stedeur
    @Stedeur 10 років тому +3

    I don't get the Cow Mangler Joke

    • @dawsonphillips380
      @dawsonphillips380 10 років тому

      It can mini-crit with a charged shot...

    • @gamersamurai4
      @gamersamurai4 10 років тому

      He just go killed by a sentry and he said he was going to use the cow mangler and that weap does less damage to sentries

    • @GAAAAAAWD
      @GAAAAAAWD 10 років тому +1

      Dawson Phillips Mini crits aren't full crits, he's saying that it cannot have crits on a 100% crit server

    • @yoshi12316
      @yoshi12316 10 років тому +3

      gamersamurai4 Thats not at ALL the joke, the cow mangler doesnt get crits, thats the joke.

  • @Idothinkysaurus
    @Idothinkysaurus 5 років тому +1

    2:51 "AM I RE-AM I AN IDIOT?!" Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard Jerma say "Retarded". Although he probably has and I just forgot.

  • @spacepirate1955
    @spacepirate1955 10 років тому +9

    I HATE THE "BETAS" COMMERCIALS! THEY'RE FREAKING STUPID

    • @megaassassin9408
      @megaassassin9408 10 років тому +1

      Adblock

    • @spacepirate1955
      @spacepirate1955 10 років тому +1

      MegaAssassin9 i got adblock a while back ;D

    • @jaxonnobles
      @jaxonnobles 10 років тому

      MegaAssassin9 Fuck off.

    • @megaassassin9408
      @megaassassin9408 10 років тому

      What?

    • @jaxonnobles
      @jaxonnobles 10 років тому

      MegaAssassin9 Adblock stops youtubers from getting ad revenue, plus computers are banned in my entire school due to kids installing adblock.

  • @LooneyTiksCrap
    @LooneyTiksCrap 11 років тому

    Another newborn baby shpee meets a premature demise to a hungry crocket. This one had yet to even reach the stage of gibus... so sad, but such is the circle of life.

  • @cobbkobu
    @cobbkobu 5 років тому

    considering this server had homing reflects, sudden death, and david bowie sensei. it’s likely that this video, and star’s 100% orange crit ak and homing crit rocket all took place on the same server.

  • @Deathdoorman
    @Deathdoorman 10 років тому +1

    "Is that a homing missile!?!"
    IT BEGINS

  • @omar22295
    @omar22295 8 років тому +1

    sniper: and that's how we do it in the bush

  • @eclipse_4066
    @eclipse_4066 9 років тому +2

    7:12 DAVID F(duck noises) BOWIE

  • @Tomswift1234
    @Tomswift1234 11 років тому

    Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black part.

  • @hoobisha9256
    @hoobisha9256 Рік тому

    At the end of the video, that engineer is David Bowie Sensei, the same one from Star's crits video

  • @Kuzniac
    @Kuzniac 10 років тому +2

    0:18 you could say he is a BUSHman

  • @derrick.t4031
    @derrick.t4031 11 років тому

    Omg, STAR_ was sooooo excited during this video XD Awesome vid Jerma ^^ I liked it :D

  • @itspice8737
    @itspice8737 4 роки тому +2

    "Am I re- an idiot?" Nice save, Jerma

  • @xXPhoenix19Xx
    @xXPhoenix19Xx 10 років тому +1

    Jerma: Using flare guns on all crit servers.

  • @LooneyTiksCrap
    @LooneyTiksCrap 11 років тому

    That beginning part with the bushman... in my head, I'm thinking "tauntkilltauntkilltauntkilltauntkilltauntkill-" but then again, unaware snipers are just the biggest bait to me. It's like that scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit where that one guy was tapping "shave & a haircut" on the walls while Roger was hiding, until he couldn't take it anymore & smashed through the wall... If I have a taunt-kill weapon & someone is unaware, it's like my very being screams to taunt-kill them.

  • @MisterJunichi
    @MisterJunichi 11 років тому

    two jerma and STAR_ videos released at the same time about crits.? yes prease.

  • @FistOfWood
    @FistOfWood 11 років тому

    Another baby sphee leaves the nest in search of food.... And gets brutally destroyed by a cruel soldier

  • @PKblaze_Twitch
    @PKblaze_Twitch 11 років тому

    I love that you are uploading a lot Jerma :D It's awesome.