TF2: Ask Nicely for Kritz

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2014
  • He was a medic. I was a soldier. Can I make it anymore obvious?
    oh and we're at pax now
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  • @UberPanzerhund
    @UberPanzerhund 5 років тому +2953

    To this day I still refer to other players as "enemy gamers"

    • @doctorduck5741
      @doctorduck5741 3 роки тому +19

      you too?

    • @rolph5967
      @rolph5967 3 роки тому +132

      The giant enemy gamer

    • @user-rb6xu
      @user-rb6xu 3 роки тому +8

      i do this allllll the time

    • @beau9334
      @beau9334 3 роки тому +25

      @@rolph5967dunnn DUN dueduededededededede DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT

    • @rolph5967
      @rolph5967 3 роки тому +2

      @@beau9334 thank you

  • @veraducks
    @veraducks 10 років тому +2628

    My friend named his Medigun "Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure", so anytime he pockets me, he refuses to uber me unless I directly say "Crunchatize me Captain!" over mic.

  • @gaur4528
    @gaur4528 7 років тому +1699

    "do you have kritz?"
    "yeah, i mea-"
    "AAAAAAA"

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 3 роки тому +938

    *C'MON GUYS, HE DOESN'T USUALLY SNORT*

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 3 роки тому +8

      You're right Mr. Bear from the 1999 fighting game known as M.U.G.E.N.

    • @ThePowerofCutleries
      @ThePowerofCutleries 2 роки тому +3

      @@carpet163
      Woah, dude, watch it with the hard R, it's not 1999 anymore.

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 2 роки тому +4

      @@ThePowerofCutleries Ah jeez. My bad man. I'm still trying to get the hang of this new fabled internet.

    • @The_Ninja_Tree
      @The_Ninja_Tree Рік тому +1

      Yeah so if you were going to make fun of him, don't okay. It's not a usual thing.

  • @randombronypony
    @randombronypony 8 років тому +1735

    "Ask nicely for the Kritz"
    "JERMA THE KRITZ!!! JERMA!!"

    • @CreepthehissRB
      @CreepthehissRB 8 років тому +36

      ...yeah that's pretty accurate

    • @randombronypony
      @randombronypony 7 років тому +9

      Password 123456 Hold on, are you trying to tell me you still use a shitty meme from like 2010? And no, i'm not. I'm simply pointing out that I liked how the title said "Ask Nicely for Kritz", while in the video he actually did NOT ask nicely, and instead screamed at the top of his lungs for Kritz. That was amusing to me.

    • @Kevin-um1nq
      @Kevin-um1nq 7 років тому +5

      chr1s.h Bruh that was the joke. It's pretty much intended so there's no reason to point it out.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 6 років тому

      Hi

    • @Andrewallday
      @Andrewallday 5 років тому

      Karami r/whoosh

  • @rockin0
    @rockin0 3 роки тому +371

    "youre obviously an insane person" ster says to jerma, just a few seconds after he maniacally screams into a microphone

    • @majorasmaskguy_8452
      @majorasmaskguy_8452 Рік тому +17

      They are both insane, that's why they are such good friends. They even put off telling people that they made up with each other after having an argument for over a year just because they couldn't think of a funny bit to present their reconciliation to their audiences with.

  • @RedCarpetRoom
    @RedCarpetRoom 4 роки тому +1863

    I wonder if ster still gets royalties for this nostalgia driven re-watches of 6 year-old content

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 4 роки тому +61

      definetly, probably. idk i still have adblock on. shame on me

    • @echelonii3403
      @echelonii3403 4 роки тому +473

      nah. Ster got all his ad money taken away when he was caught counting cards.

    • @hypnos9356
      @hypnos9356 4 роки тому +60

      I heard on a stream he did with Jerma where they watched some old videos together that he hasn’t been paid by UA-cam in like, two months at the time. That was prolly a year ago now.

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 3 роки тому +1

      @@hypnos9356 Is there a mirror of that stream somewhere?

    • @hypnos9356
      @hypnos9356 3 роки тому +6

      @@SonofTiamat ua-cam.com/video/heDiLt6gJGw/v-deo.html I haven't the slightest clue what the timestamp is, but it was in this stream

  • @Alexaction223
    @Alexaction223 2 роки тому +426

    8:07 "Medic has been broken for 7 years." That hits so much harder 7 years after this video came out.

    • @dogmeatstarboy
      @dogmeatstarboy Рік тому +10

      Waiting on the day this comment is 7 years old

    • @chrishei3111
      @chrishei3111 11 місяців тому +8

      15 years now....

  • @Zange217
    @Zange217 10 років тому +1596

    Screaming STAR_ as new hitsound?

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 9 років тому +2

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very particular long maki.

    • @SpockLover27
      @SpockLover27 9 років тому +6

      shadowshredder89 How very original.

    • @fufigosi5496
      @fufigosi5496 7 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @juniper9065
      @juniper9065 6 років тому

      YES

    • @Disvoidal
      @Disvoidal 6 років тому

      done it and its quite amazing

  • @daappr
    @daappr 8 років тому +596

    "sniper is in the left, don't peek"
    *walks into the room and stand still*

    • @timmoon7958
      @timmoon7958 8 років тому +32

      I can just imagine Jerma singing "Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot! Hit me with your best shot! FIRE AWAY!!!"

    • @chockydoe
      @chockydoe 8 років тому +8

      +Tim Moon knock me down, it's all in vain! I get back up on my feet again!

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 7 місяців тому

      It took a full second for the neuron in that sniper's brain to fire.

  • @uncurablekill
    @uncurablekill 9 років тому +570

    "JERMA THE CRITS" is my new critical hit sound

    • @minius8514
      @minius8514 9 років тому +4

      Incurablederp k

    • @uncurablekill
      @uncurablekill 9 років тому +38

      THE CRITS

    • @myadyth7048
      @myadyth7048 9 років тому +15

      provide download link pls

    • @SeaRavioli
      @SeaRavioli 9 років тому +1

      Incurablederp How do you make something for just crits? I was gonna do Muselk's "GOODBYE SOLJA" from the gold pan video or Stabby Stabby's laugh

    • @JayPuma186
      @JayPuma186 9 років тому +17

      Incurablederp It's my phone's Notification sound, amplified just a bit.
      I have no regrets, but my ears have filed complaints.

  • @Lithobraker
    @Lithobraker 8 років тому +2316

    Imagine that you're playing TF2, when all of a sudden you turn a corner and a Soldier is there. And then he *_SCREAMS._*
    Like he's in a _real warzone,_ fearing for his life. All the while, his playermodel remains stony-faced and serious, firing crockets with trained, military precision, in stark contrast to the sound blasting from the exclamation point above his head.
    This soldier has _never_ used his mic before, and after the sudden eardrum-rupturing scream, he's silent.
    I don't know why, but that scenario is just hilarious to me. If ster_ had used his mic, that'd be a ChoZo-level moment right there.

    • @angelpeace90
      @angelpeace90 8 років тому +100

      this paragraph is beautiful and poetic

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel 8 років тому +15

      +angelpeace90 I did it with a friend and i got kicked XD

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 років тому

      And this is the kind of comments that gets likes? I will never understand youtube community.

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel 8 років тому +31

      +Sergmanny Rolic I will never understand why you are surprised,this is UA-cam,you cannot expect logic

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 років тому

      Florin Cosmin
      You seem familiar.

  • @Vorobey69
    @Vorobey69 10 років тому +172

    That engineer turned into a sniper at 11:47 as soon as he died.

    • @squeakynerdy3335
      @squeakynerdy3335 9 років тому +1

      I know what happened the engineer died and a player went through the same path as the engineer and then died

    • @Bneboy
      @Bneboy 9 років тому +1

      F2Ps these days...

    • @Yiggss
      @Yiggss 9 років тому +1

      *X-Files theme*

  • @rdk750
    @rdk750 7 років тому +933

    I learned from Star that whenever people scream I should give it to them

  • @bakshir
    @bakshir 11 місяців тому +51

    I love that immediately upon revisiting tf2 after like 8 years Ster screamed for kritz while Jerma pocketed him.

  • @mannypardothethinskinned7956
    @mannypardothethinskinned7956 9 років тому +240

    5:12
    "He just got baaaaccckkkkkstaaabed."
    "OOOOhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

  • @Luchooooful
    @Luchooooful 8 років тому +328

    the pirate song and hat always gets me .

  • @SiennaBlossom420
    @SiennaBlossom420 9 років тому +1344

    This is probably their best video.

  • @Zombiemask4
    @Zombiemask4 9 років тому +138

    6:53 I just love the fact that he screamed with such intensity that his screen was shaking from how loud he was.

  • @austincain764
    @austincain764 8 років тому +159

    I need a video of stars scream in 100% volume now.

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 7 років тому +4

      Well it's simple. Just download this video, use Audacity and turn up the volume there.

    • @MothDax
      @MothDax 7 років тому +17

      Billy Mays hi billy Mays here for the kritz
      if u want it, ask nicely
      star: BILLY THE KRITZ, BILLY

  • @fuz5567
    @fuz5567 8 років тому +524

    I love how the pyro's animations blend perfectly at 5:08

    • @jwalcheski
      @jwalcheski 4 роки тому +30

      B a c k s t a b b e d

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 7 років тому +163

    "When I want you to do it, you're gonna know. Because I'm going to scream."
    True Sterma material.

  • @skaokers
    @skaokers 9 років тому +327

    DEDEDOOODEDEDEDEDEDODODOD,DEDEDEDEDDEDEDED
    -jerma,2014

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 9 років тому +4

      toy kit™ Is this the Pirate's Ice cream truck?

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 9 років тому +1

      toy kit™
      worst part of this whole thing I don't know if you realized.. thats not a pirate song, thats like an american marching band song . It has nothing to do with pirates!! xD

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 8 років тому

      +Sergmanny Rolic Is this the pirates ice cream truck?

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 років тому

      I don't know if you've realized... THATS NOT A PIRATE SONG!

    • @skurr
      @skurr 8 років тому +1

      +Sergmanny Rolic That's an american marching band song

  • @TheWanderer_1
    @TheWanderer_1 9 років тому +282

    Replaying the part when Jerma snorts in the best.

    • @Urmaslol
      @Urmaslol 9 років тому +55

      Morgan Freeman he doesn't normally snort but

    • @BlackieButt
      @BlackieButt 9 років тому +2

      Morgan Freeman Replaying the next level of stupid part is the best to repeat

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 9 років тому +14

      Morgan Freeman Guys guys he doesn't do that usually xD

    • @JasonBrodel
      @JasonBrodel 8 років тому +2

      usually not his job,but,hehe

    • @GangsterDolphins
      @GangsterDolphins 6 років тому +1

      Proud2game he doesn’t do it usually *

  • @cookedartichoke5914
    @cookedartichoke5914 11 місяців тому +23

    coming back to this vid after they do the bit live 8 years later is surreal

  • @jeanbleu641
    @jeanbleu641 2 роки тому +186

    4:39 "You're obviously an INSANE person." Aged wonderfully.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Рік тому +33

      Back then we thought jerma was the voice of reason to ster's antics....little did we know

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Рік тому +14

      Before Jerma did so much weed that his ADHD became 10 times worse

  • @Bangtavious
    @Bangtavious 9 років тому +111

    Star screaming will replace every characters' call for "Medic" in my sound files for TF2.

  • @rangerkasdorf4476
    @rangerkasdorf4476 9 років тому +77

    "Ooh, ten is a number, seven is also a number too!"
    Probably the funniest thing I've ever heard Jerma say.

  • @TheSpyCrap
    @TheSpyCrap 10 років тому +66

    HAAHAHAHAH. JERMA SNORTED!

    • @deadchannel4465
      @deadchannel4465 9 років тому +1

      Nice seeing u here

    • @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429
      @dumpstercast-refuseradio8429 9 років тому

      Go back to where you came from. I don't want you here, polluting our comments section with your stink.

    • @voltekka47
      @voltekka47 9 років тому

      hemto machinima His giant penis created a brain of its own, went back in time, and shrank SpyCrap's giant penis so no one could be harmed ever again.

    • @williamreuter5893
      @williamreuter5893 9 років тому +1

      hermesleao life makes so much more sense...

  • @HalfLifePlayer38
    @HalfLifePlayer38 10 років тому +461

    Star_ is now Pewdiepie.

    • @niikiyama
      @niikiyama 9 років тому

      HalfLifePlayer38 nightmare

    • @amperzand9162
      @amperzand9162 9 років тому

      I like how I'm still getting upvotes every few weeks for saying "Hell naw" last year.

  • @ScarletMimic
    @ScarletMimic 4 роки тому +65

    For some reason Jerma's stupid throwaway line at the end, "I wasn't here. I was outta the room," still sticks with me to this day.

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 7 місяців тому

      So amazed by Jerma's ability to use the bathroom in 2 seconds and miss Star_'s statement, but still keep his medibeam on him the whole time.

  • @bananapepperben
    @bananapepperben 11 місяців тому +11

    wHo eLSe CaME baCK afTEr tHe REuniOn StREaM??? still a great nostalgia trip.

  • @RicUltima
    @RicUltima 8 років тому +278

    0:38 isn't stupid, just adorable

    • @jenbak2
      @jenbak2 8 років тому +8

      +Ric Ultima agreed

    • @QuattroPogjeena
      @QuattroPogjeena 6 років тому +5

      It's the pirate pyro all over again :33

  • @christiancole870
    @christiancole870 8 років тому +436

    Honesty the banter at 0:46 just shows how these two are just best friends and it's sad cause I miss having a buddy to play games with like this. :c

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 років тому +1

      +Christian Cole What happened to him? :c

    • @christiancole870
      @christiancole870 8 років тому +57

      +Sergmanny Rolic a female did. She liked me, I didn't like her. He liked her. It was messy, he would insult me behind my back and do all this underhanded stuff and it culminated in me cutting them both off.

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 років тому +25

      Christian Cole
      Dude... that must've been tough. Really sorry to hear that :(
      Love.. such a complicated thing.

    • @christiancole870
      @christiancole870 8 років тому +7

      I know, it makes you do the most insane things. It's whatever, I learned his true colours. Thanks for the words of sympathy.

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 8 років тому +10

      Christian Cole
      Hehe, anytime. Don't worry, you'll find a new, better one eventually. Just make sure not to give up and keeping up the good spirit :)

  • @snailey7342
    @snailey7342 8 років тому +68

    I'm going to rename my Kritzkrieg "The Snorter" and make the description be "It doesn't usually do that"

  • @sophiaseptember3833
    @sophiaseptember3833 4 роки тому +50

    0:44 this exchange has been my only thought for the past SIX years. i dont know why this video is so good. i could quote the whole thing. thank you jeremy and steve

  • @ozzieturbo
    @ozzieturbo 9 років тому +89

    pirate pyro made my day

    • @ozzieturbo
      @ozzieturbo 9 років тому

      G'day fellow gentile sir *tips back*

    • @beenoc
      @beenoc 9 років тому +13

      Kurt Pringles AND IN THIS MOMENT, YOU ARE EUPHORIC.

    • @joshuagraham7998
      @joshuagraham7998 9 років тому

      NEXT LEVEL OF STUPID

    • @ThatFoxxoLeo
      @ThatFoxxoLeo 9 років тому +1

      Pyro-te xD

    • @callumherring6893
      @callumherring6893 9 років тому

      You have to take it to the next level of stupid. Pirate pyro making funny music

  • @LuigiShroom12
    @LuigiShroom12 8 років тому +195

    11:46
    the engineer turns into a sniper

    • @therabbit5000
      @therabbit5000 7 років тому +2

      lol

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 7 років тому +36

      TWILIGHT ZONE TEAM FORTRESS TWO DEH DEH DEH DEH

    • @DihanAdiyat
      @DihanAdiyat 7 років тому +1

      illuminati comfirmed

    • @benhaggerty8707
      @benhaggerty8707 7 років тому +1

      Sure looks that way doesn't it, but actually you can see the sniper enter stage right before star turns to track the engineer

    • @hokupoku4416
      @hokupoku4416 6 років тому +4

      I know this is old, but it was a spy disguised as a friendly engineer into a new disgiuse, thats why there wasnt any smoke

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 9 років тому +20

    I love how STAR's hitsound sounded some kinda storm siren when he gets a crit. Goes perfect with the whole, y'know, SCREAMING HIS LUNGS OUT.

  • @Hawkborne
    @Hawkborne 8 років тому +43

    "...because I'm going to scream."
    -immediately and urgently takes off headphones and sits them on the desk-

  • @rodrigob.3590
    @rodrigob.3590 10 років тому +75

    Star_ calls himself Jerma's friend yet he hasn't taught him how to airshot or rocket jump really well?

  • @MrRipley222
    @MrRipley222 10 років тому +126

    "Star just uploaded a Video? MY TIME TO SHINE BABY!"
    First.
    "AWH YEAH SWEET. IM SO COOL!"

    • @hosono3918
      @hosono3918 10 років тому +22

      YOU'RE SOOOOO COOL! I WANT YOU TO BE THE FATHER OF PARTY POOPER JR. AND PARTY POOPER THE THIRD!

    • @andresleon4590
      @andresleon4590 10 років тому

      wait so you said everything in quotes but thought the first
      wtf nab

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan 10 років тому

      Adding a narrative to it doesn't make it any more original

    • @weremmorpg6673
      @weremmorpg6673 10 років тому

      You ain't Mate

    • @redstormmint7065
      @redstormmint7065 10 років тому +8

      Party Pooper's comment is an example of sarcasm. You're all too stupid to have figured that on your own though.

  • @Kevin-iw8nu
    @Kevin-iw8nu 7 років тому +163

    I miss the old rocket jumper model :(

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 7 років тому +6

      You and everyone else dude.

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 7 років тому +1

      Dark Wolfe sv_pure 1 m8

    • @cormflaek928
      @cormflaek928 7 років тому

      Did u try it? It worked on s _ pure 1 for me

    • @NNinja1255
      @NNinja1255 7 років тому +6

      i guess valve thought the old model was too boring because it looks almost like the stock rocket launcher and changed it. (i am not *100%* positive about this.)

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 7 років тому +9

      NNinja1255 The reason they changed it was because a lot of people were confusing it with the Small-town Bringdown rocket launcher skin.

  • @Synerco
    @Synerco 2 роки тому +18

    jerma has to be the most adorable man in the history of the world

  • @shazb0lt
    @shazb0lt 10 років тому +173

    STAR_ Scream.

  • @picklechiken16
    @picklechiken16 2 роки тому +22

    Coming back after Ask niceley for Nano *sigh* time to binge old star content

  • @Rhyutaaa
    @Rhyutaaa 9 років тому +83

    Like this is you laughed so hard at "JERMA GIVE ME THE KRITZ! JERMA!" xD

    • @Rhyutaaa
      @Rhyutaaa 9 років тому

      Стилиян Мурджев
      *Activates kritz*

    • @Rhyutaaa
      @Rhyutaaa 9 років тому

      Стилиян Мурджев *laughs*

    • @larrydigger461
      @larrydigger461 9 років тому +1

      Стилиян Мурджев wat

    • @JohnWhenBest
      @JohnWhenBest 9 років тому

      Kk

    • @lookvideo1111
      @lookvideo1111 9 років тому

      No it was
      "JERMA THE CLRITS! JERMA!"

  • @megalomaniacalHalide
    @megalomaniacalHalide 10 місяців тому +5

    To this day, I still love seeing that second round of kritz. Star screams, gets 4 kills and a sentry, scares off the engie, splashes a couple other people for the team to handle, shotguns a pyro, and wins the round. Great gameplay, followed up with Jerma complimenting him for it all in a sincere manner.

  • @Frostyfaucet
    @Frostyfaucet 10 років тому +127

    Star... You oddly sound like a deeper voice version of my girlfriend...

    • @jasenw.9346
      @jasenw.9346 9 років тому +2

      Insert twilight zone music here

  • @RETSNOM01
    @RETSNOM01 10 років тому +78

    AND HE SCREAMS AT YOU!

  • @Kaiju_Inc
    @Kaiju_Inc 2 роки тому +13

    Came right here after see- er, well, hearing Ster's god-like scream in Dying Light 2 to compare

  • @TheDatpussy
    @TheDatpussy 6 років тому +13

    3:30 this engies death fall is the greatest thing ever

  • @eatassgrowgrassskatefastbr7230
    @eatassgrowgrassskatefastbr7230 7 років тому +35

    When you try to go asleep to ster videos or you start getting tired and star screams like hell and your like ohh shitt wadupp im awake

  • @roetemeteor
    @roetemeteor 3 роки тому +10

    10:56 You know the spy was probably screaming "COME ON, WHY'D THE FUCK HE TURN AROUND?!"

  • @Joined4NatCC
    @Joined4NatCC 4 роки тому +12

    Rewatching Star and Jerma videos always make me feel warm and fuzzy.

  • @epsteindidntkillhimself69
    @epsteindidntkillhimself69 9 років тому +52

    "Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-"
    Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him.
    He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…”
    For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends.
    "Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through.
    "Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something."
    "I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains."
    "It’s a bet."
    Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else.
    They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead.
    "Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time.
    "Hey Jerma?"
    "Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second.
    "Dont say swears, Jerma."
    He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.”
    The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza.
    It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not.
    Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door.
    "Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly.
    "Yeah?"
    "I owe you some curtains."
    Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?”
    To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips.
    Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness.
    "Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
    Repost or Ster_ will steal ur curtains

  • @LegoTurtleVideoer
    @LegoTurtleVideoer 2 роки тому +8

    S4 has nothing on jerma

  • @chaoschao27
    @chaoschao27 10 років тому +25

    STAR_ , you know how when you make a video people tend to go "oh that's cool" and then jump into a game and try to mimic it? I like to play medic a lot, and I really, really, really hope to dear sweet Gaben almighty that you didn't just unleash a hoard of Banshee Soldiers into the community

  • @joeymontaquila
    @joeymontaquila Рік тому +7

    i still scream at my friends for kritz. 8 years later

  • @megus_vae
    @megus_vae 4 роки тому +6

    > please, please just say "jerma i would like you to give me the kritzkrieg now, please"
    > ok-*JERMA THE KRITZ J E R M A*

  • @GoatYouhhudawg
    @GoatYouhhudawg 8 років тому +37

    100% critz server with the scream critz sound. Make it happen.

    • @sndr_
      @sndr_ 8 років тому

      +Opinion Onion I think you mean full uber and not crits.

  • @AmieraV
    @AmieraV 2 роки тому +9

    We return, our reminder lesson on how to most effectively ask for a power-up. Truly poetic

  • @coltermiller1782
    @coltermiller1782 7 років тому +26

    Press "1" repeatedly every second
    What i imagine the gates of hell sound like

    • @MuuToo
      @MuuToo 7 років тому +1

      Gaming Shenanigans What the first Demon you see in DOOM sounds like.

    • @paulmerritt6745
      @paulmerritt6745 7 років тому

      thank you

    • @AjaxOgre
      @AjaxOgre 7 років тому

      I like doing it with 4 ._.

    • @yuuyacook355
      @yuuyacook355 7 років тому

      press 0

  • @rolfmaolol
    @rolfmaolol 3 роки тому +4

    In the summer 2021 update, they removed the tree that jerma was hiding in.

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l 3 роки тому +1

      Wait why?

    • @jupjup7845
      @jupjup7845 2 роки тому +1

      @@user-lh7mt7zo7l A hiding spot that good is usually considered an exploit

  • @BritCrumpet
    @BritCrumpet 2 роки тому +13

    Years later I got an australium rocket launcher and named it “The Family Heirloom” because of 2:19

    • @DannyCheezits
      @DannyCheezits 2 роки тому +1

      I got a strange min wear high rollers rocket launcher and named it "Mr Greenz Big Ol' Time" as a reference to an obscure jerma stream where he played a snes casino simulator while doing a fat guy voice
      Worth it

  • @deabo8799
    @deabo8799 11 місяців тому +7

    THEY'RE BACK BABY

  • @doktorryeen5124
    @doktorryeen5124 8 років тому +7

    1:11 gets me every time i love that so much

  • @boneyzoney9551
    @boneyzoney9551 2 роки тому +6

    Ohh woah! *Crummy’s burgers!*

  • @draken424
    @draken424 9 років тому +8

    (6:49)
    Just say...Just say "Jerma I would like for you to give me the krits now please"
    Okay
    *JERMA THE KRITZ!!! JERMA!!!*

  • @SchizophrenicRuneterran
    @SchizophrenicRuneterran Рік тому +5

    Jerma peeking sends me into fits of laughing.

  • @robotdocter
    @robotdocter 6 років тому +5

    9:24 cmon guys, he doesnt usually snort

  • @jayc6199
    @jayc6199 4 роки тому +7

    I miss the old days

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 років тому +5

    This is without a doubt my favorite Star_ video, and I love coming back to it.
    The comedic timing of everything in here is fantastic, and the concept is absolutely hilarious.
    I love his Basically videos, and i wish those more than anything had still kept going, but this is just one that I can always go back to and enjoy.

  • @atsuover
    @atsuover 9 років тому +78

    STAR_ make your scream a hitsound, PLEASE!

    • @LowProfile0247
      @LowProfile0247 3 роки тому +1

      Woah didn’t expect to find u here 6 yrs ago

    • @SireSalty_
      @SireSalty_ 2 роки тому

      lmao 7 year old comment on a star vid from the creator of the garcello mod

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 Рік тому +5

    still can not believe he snorted. he never does that.

  • @fernandobaez5561
    @fernandobaez5561 5 років тому +5

    In retrospective, that intro sums up perfectly what happens in this video.

  • @vydia_moth
    @vydia_moth 8 років тому +10

    This video never gets old, I've watched it like 12 times

    • @DannyB1111
      @DannyB1111 8 років тому

      I MUSTVE WATCHED THIS 17 TIMES 😅😅😅😅😅😅😉😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KingDragon6815
    @KingDragon6815 4 роки тому +7

    The fucking end screen gets me every time even after all these years

  • @elliottevans2312
    @elliottevans2312 4 роки тому +5

    If this is your first exposure to jerma it might be kind of misleading, he doesn’t usually snort

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 3 роки тому +1

      Another misconception is that you don't have to tell Jerma something 4 times so he does it.
      It's usually 6 times at least.

  • @snowdevil002
    @snowdevil002 Рік тому +4

    he changed a generation with one pirate song

  • @EsromWoW
    @EsromWoW 9 років тому +24

    turn the "i dont normally snart" into a hit sound pls

    • @martyd4582
      @martyd4582 9 років тому

      Or just the snort

    • @okey7281
      @okey7281 9 років тому

      Darude - Sandstorm

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 років тому

      Gandalf The Potato or just the snort

  • @vasiletrojan4119
    @vasiletrojan4119 2 роки тому +9

    Didn't realise how much this videos influenced my sense of humour when I was younger. Thx Jerma and Star

  • @SuaveDogs
    @SuaveDogs 9 років тому +78

    i call my kritzkreig kritler

  • @Lactosecow
    @Lactosecow 3 роки тому +2

    Star making fun of jerma for snorting when he is screaming. Peak sterma.

  • @annoyingnerds4021
    @annoyingnerds4021 10 років тому +70

    STAR can you make a video how to install hitsound 2014 pls? Cos i can't use any hitsound thx

  • @BankShotter
    @BankShotter 10 років тому +54

    Ster forgot the annotations :(
    i cri erytim

    • @ster
      @ster  10 років тому +58

      I remembered.... late! Can't change it from pax

    • @DackJaniels_
      @DackJaniels_ 10 років тому +3

      STAR_ holy gaben he actually replied to a comment!

    • @BankShotter
      @BankShotter 10 років тому

      ***** I mean he's a well known youtuber, yeah, but he's still a guy who still does normal things...

    • @MaseMan1231
      @MaseMan1231 10 років тому

      STAR_ dj ster y u mak us cri evry tim?

  • @plevy3743
    @plevy3743 4 роки тому +4

    My annual watching of all the star_ videos has begun again

  • @williamyiannakou665
    @williamyiannakou665 8 років тому +96

    1 year ago today, even though no one cares

    • @s0w3ygames8
      @s0w3ygames8 8 років тому

      +William Yiannakou really?

    • @-anton
      @-anton 8 років тому

      +S0w3yGames Nah.

    • @MsGuinhodias
      @MsGuinhodias 8 років тому

      +William Yiannakou I care

    • @jiffylou98
      @jiffylou98 8 років тому

      1 year and 9 months today... people are so unceremonious

    • @fernandobaez5561
      @fernandobaez5561 6 років тому

      Almost 4 years now.

  • @GlowingOrangeOoze
    @GlowingOrangeOoze 9 років тому +3

    I'm so afraid Star's neighbors think there's some secret torture chamber being operated in his house.

  • @BlkDragonian
    @BlkDragonian 7 років тому +10

    if ster hadn't checked his pants jerma would have died

  • @RockLegend2A
    @RockLegend2A 2 роки тому +5

    Here's a question for all the people coming here after the ster 2 video.
    Have you ever actually heard Jerma scream? I don't mean, like, when he gets scared. I mean like ster does in this video. I mean, have you ever heard Jerma fucking scream? I don't think we have.

    • @madamebin1914
      @madamebin1914 2 роки тому

      Yeah thinking about I never have despite watching him for like a decade now. We only ever get a ‘WHOA’ or some weird screeching noise

  • @codenamepotato7279
    @codenamepotato7279 7 років тому +5

    Holy shit, after 2 years of coming back to this, I just realized the super slow mo Jerma "oooooOOOOOH" sound that plays when Star_ does a lot of damage.

    • @thetalonking7233
      @thetalonking7233 7 років тому +2

      Funny how I found this comment after I literally just noticed this.

  • @RatToeNail
    @RatToeNail 2 роки тому +4

    I can't believe I'm still rewatching this video after all these years I still remember when it first came out

  • @j4rleytest980
    @j4rleytest980 8 років тому +37

    Watching these videos to bring back memories when star played tf2 :D good times.

    • @ahaminspace
      @ahaminspace 8 років тому

      Just wait for that one video that make about meet your star video

    • @booksen5327
      @booksen5327 7 років тому

      so sad it won't happen *Cries in the corner*

    • @nothanks8387
      @nothanks8387 7 років тому

      he still plays it but just doesn't like making videos about it

    • @ballsfeelbetterwhenshavedf8580
      @ballsfeelbetterwhenshavedf8580 7 років тому

      J4rleytest today like 10-15k players play tf2 like wtf werent it like 100k 3 years ago?

    • @alainahively7844
      @alainahively7844 7 років тому

      help me now This thread is outdated, but there are millions (40m, if I remember correctly) of accounts with TF2 registered, and 70k (correct me if I'm wrong with citation) daily players

  • @altakugirl1257
    @altakugirl1257 7 місяців тому +2

    ster sounds like squidward when he's screaming

  • @romanw4573
    @romanw4573 9 років тому +3

    One of the better videos ster has put out lately. I've watched it at least 7 times. I just can't get over the "I don't do that usually"

  • @winteryoung6760
    @winteryoung6760 9 років тому +8

    All Sterma jokes aside, everytime I hear Jerma and STAR_ attempt to work together, I'm constantly reminded of an elderly married couple bickering in the car.

    • @geffbob8960
      @geffbob8960 11 місяців тому +2

      This comment is absurdly true even to this day

  • @flahoo2807
    @flahoo2807 Рік тому +5

    This never gets old

  • @nena_nezali
    @nena_nezali 9 років тому +2

    I wish I could have even a sliver of the amount of fun these guys have at this game.

  • @MetaBloxer
    @MetaBloxer 3 роки тому +1

    STAR screamed, interrupted Jerma, and it immediately cut to an ad.
    He saw it coming.