TF2: WTF Are We Talking About!? [Jerma and STAR_]
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- Опубліковано 8 кві 2013
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Yo, merry christmas
Thats pretty festive and shit
Quite festive indeed.
Merry Christmas
Yo, merry christmas. AGAIN!
And then I diarrhoea everywhere.
"The Spy's just like, a big square."
Box Trot predicted.
Lol
8spoopy10me
I mean......steer predicted the ducks......so I guess it makes sense that Herman predicted box trot
+Weeaboo AnimeFan ster jerma fuck autocorrect
+Weeaboo AnimeFan I prefer Steer_ and Herman985
Yo, merry Christmas!
I was looking for this video and I forgot the name of it.
So I searched up "Jerma Diarrhea" and this was the first video
2 years later, I did the same thing
Me too
Han Zhang OMFG 😂😂😂😂👌
ME TOO
Yo
Merry Christmas.
its that time of the year again
yo, merry christmas
Always is,
Yo, Merry Christmas!
How do I scope in as Australian Long Shoot Man? How do I blow air as Hazmat Suit Guy? How do I disguise as Fat Gun Man as European Business Man? How do I Super Jump as Rocket Shooter Gun Man?
Type unbindall in the console
I sell mountain dew and mountain dew accessories Then why does he say Australia?
Lol "The lost country of New Zealand" so true.
how do i unlock jarred karate for long distance shooter
lol
RED Spy
haha
This may sound strange but I've made it a tradition to watch this video every New Year's Eve.
I can't explain, but it just has such a wholesome "ending the year on a positive note" kind of vibe to it.
YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Yo, Merry Christmas!
Look at you all festive n shit
"And then I diarrhea"-jerma985. That was of course before the plague hit.
But that was before yo, merry christmas.
Those two comments were 100% cringe
+immanerd178 THERE'S DIARRHEA IN THE BOX!!
Well, he is vewy jermful
TheEagle I'm almost 100% sure thats when the plague hit.
3:18 If you bodyshot, a byeah just sits on your computer until it breaks.
I just realized what you said, and 40 macedemians just got out of my stomach from laughter
@@MM-vs2et I was wondering what 40 Macedonians were doing in your stomach but then I realized my error
1:08 somehow jerma predicted the future
Ah man masterpiece times.
Wait what? What happened?
@@christopherm4739 general copyright bullshit thats been happening for years now, nothing specific
@petergriffinatethegenevaco8777 oh I see.
3:40 Jerma predicted that one-shot rocket in Randomizer.
Yea the one man army
You mean the army of one
James Campbell Yup!
+Enragement Child I apologize in advance but show me your moves!
James Campbell I can liberty garden.
if you taunt kill, you receive free keys and if you died while taunting it automatically uninstalls local content
People would farm taunt kills with their friends and break the economy
suuure xD
arbycool52 How about the you dont get keys if the person is on your friends list?
MrMe Disaster Unadd them.
Dude, that wouldn't do anything, TF2 has like no local content.
Yo!... merry christmas
Yo, merry christmas.
Yo, merry Christmas
Yo! Merry Christmas!!!!
YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
Yo
Merry Christmas
Yo! Merry Christmas!
Yo merry Christmas 2022
You know it's a legendary video when it's 8 years old and the comments are recent.
Yo! Merry christmas!
This video turns eight years old this month.
In that time, I graduated both high school and college. Man, how does time fly?
Ah man masterpiece times.
10 years.
@@VerbDoesStuffThat’s how time works. Great job.
3:42 Anyone that's played Randomiser will spot a theme here. The creator of Randomiser is a Jerma fan and he added the "army of one"
What
@@HazztechIt's a rocket launcher that has the stats of what Jerma said
Yo, Merry Christmas
3:18 "Oh, bodyshot. HHMMMMMM-HMMM" -Jerma, 2013.
Fucking love that one.
yo! merry christmas!!!!!
Yo merry christmas
I miss these old tf2 videos, where ster and jerma just talk. I think I've rewatched all the 'bakesteybed' videos at least 5 times each.
Yea ı know that feeling bro.. Everyone says TF2 is Dead
+Tolga Eser ikr its totally not dead 4 me
Yea me too but ı miss the good comunity you know
me too ;3;
5 times??! *pathetic*
"If you're singing a copyrighted song.. You're gonna get me arrested."
DMCA Predicted
@1:00 Jerma predicts the Twitch DMCA crisis, or at least debuts his jokes about it early.
Yo.. merry christmas.
YO! Merry Christmas!
The bowman's snipe
On Headshot: +8173648176283791918293836% damage
On Miss: -918374671918273 FPS and Health
On bodyshot: no more tf2 for you. F2P child.
Sandvich lag
+* Blaze IceFlame * Why are you taking the joke too seriously?
1:18 quickest character development
YO, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
*Gets crossbow*
Finally!!!!
*First shot is a body shot*
"WAIT NO!! DOUBLE OR NO- "
*Computer crashes*
yo! merry christmas!!!
7:10 The rocket launcher slides into frame as soon as Jerma says "Mordor".
Jerma can manipulate objects through the real life into the game
If i had a penny for every time Jerma and Star_ say "let's edit that out" i would be a freaking millionare
Papa john is a millionaire
Ah man masterpiece times.
YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Yo. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
8 years ago today. Oh how time flies.
1:08 Jerma predicts the future of DMCA
the ending music is always so nostalgic to me, it has a very 'farewell' feeling to it
It's your past memories saying goodbye to you until the next time you meet
4:58 I was like PRESS G GODAMNIT
Me to!
Imagine that crossbow in a x10 server
Crash.exe x10... By god.
No no. You bet a BSOD instead.
I think blue screen
You get a ddos attack on bodyshot
Sum sorta Dragin fajet The screen is 10x as blue
Yo!! Merry Christmas!!!
That's what I need to do. When I wake up, I'm going to open my window, and yell "YO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Martifyer Please tell me you did that xD
Kaj I did. My neighbor yelled at me he said" SHUT UP FOR ONCE!"
Kaj I forgot to do it. I'll do it tomorrow if I feel like it, or on the weekend when I know for a fact I won't feel like shit.
Martifyer And then you diarrhoea every morning.
Durgrith rip
I love the fact that even if this video is like 5 years old, a bunch of people comes back every year to this comment section just to say "Yo! Merry Christmas."
03:18 Makes me laugh every time
I see you
same
Bodyshot MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
hi
damn
"It's always christmas"
ah, the season of smissmas
YO. Merry Christmas
+Alex & Toast and then i diarrhea
Merry christmas indeed
Yo, Merry Christmas has been my Whatsapp status for 4 years now
What has your morning routine been for the past 4 years?
@@dabtican4953 well it hasn’t been solid I’ll tell ya that much
@@derpderper7329 My condolences
@@derpderper7329 Does the problem persist?
this is seriously my favorite tf2 commentary from them lol
room What profile picture is that? I have to get it !
Druke Lang its holo
you could just copy my image url
+room holo is my second favorite spirt/God just behind Zanza, yamask and mismagnieas (spelling errors galore. Sorry).
"Christmas isn't a holiday, it's a way of life" - Ghandi 2099
Jerma said the stats of the mini nuke in randomizer
It's called the "One man army"
*****
Army of One*
spunty saurus yea, you know it
Regal Leaf Actually the ones that I played with were called One Man Army you fucking Shit-covered toilet brush :')
Regal Leaf I think we have a case of "12 year old syndrome" here :')
How bout a rocket launcher, that has 1 shot, that has 1 bullet in it, and it moves like 2 miles per hour when you shoot it it moves incredibly slow, it's like a turtle. But wherever it lands or wherever it hits, explodes the size of-.....
.....
The size of WHAT? The size of belgium? WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
direct hit aoe
It'd be a very skillbased weapon because you have to rely on your ability to get the kill and retrieve the dropped weapon to reload your rocket launcher, or become a slow engineer with just your shotgun and melee. It'd be very OP against objectives because of the conglomerates of people trying to win, but only if you can sneak it in. Also, it'd need a significantly large explosion radius so you can't shoot it at the ground near someone right next to you to negate the slow projectile speed without blowing yourself up in the process. I think it could work... maybe.
Peter Quinn then again RTD homing crit projectiles. rip in piss everyone
Peter Quinn or you could allahu ackbar
Or I could what
YO MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have returned for my yearly ritual of watching this video despite having nothing to do with Christmas.
Yo.
"all pirates are named after their beard, you got longbeard, redbeard, yellowbeard, goldbeard..."
CHEESE CRUMBS!
+mebezaccraft Woah, I just started reading this and they started saying that.Woah.
Johnny Locksbeard
Mustardbeard...
Goldbeard ceadeus
I can recite this video word for word in front of the population of a small county.
YO: MERRY CHRISTMAS
3:22 That weapon exists in Randomizer! It's called the Army of One :D
My strict daily after work regiment of watching jerma vids multiple times a day for nearly 7 years will pay off eventually, i know it....
"You ever met a fast turtle?"
"Yeah"
"Who"
"Jerma"
1:20 you can tell Star is really tired in this video because he's legitimately giving Jerma encouragement
I was watching this in bed, and I got scared when you guys started talking about getting sleepstabbed I closed out of the window
Here I am watching these old good videos and waiting if I will never see new tf2 videos from jerma
The H(L3)untsman:
Weapon type: Crossbow
+On headshot does +700,000
-On miss your fps drops by 10
-On bodyshot you HL2.exe crash out of TF2
On successful Body Shot kill: You're forced to play through Half-Life to Half-Life: Episode 2
"WHeN arE dDey GoNa pUT HunTiEnG RiFLe In TF2?" Well funny you should ask Jerma, because just 7 years later, TF2C actually added one in.
Actualy, it’s Hunting Revolver.
- Have you ever met a fast turtle?
- Yeah
- Whats its name?
Longbeard
Actually... in TF2 Randomizer, there is a weapon that is called the "One Man Army". It has only 1 bullet, goes super slow, does tons of damage and goes through walls
I was about to mention that. he pretty much described that weapon exactly
Ah man masterpiece times.
Yo, merry christmas!
yo
merry christmas
and then i diarrhea every morning
the MLG Sniper Rifle
on headshot: instant kill with MLG with Air Horn, frogs, doritos, mountain dew, "WOMBO COMBO" sound effect and "Smoke Weed everyday" music.
on Bodyshot: No damage and the music "sad violin" Air Horn style plays
on miss: you die and have 20 second more respawn time
Teh0nex Isn't that how the Boston Basher works?
pikamaxi You get 1 shot with it, every time you get a headshot you get your bullet back
pikamaxi somebody put that in as a modded gamemode
+pikamaxi you just described the internet
i want that gun in the game i dont fucking care if valve wont allow it put it in a custom weapon server
6:00 I was just drawing a picture, completely blank expression, no emotion, reached for my coffee and took a drink- and then he fucking says this, and i burst into laughter so abruptly i ended up spraying my monitor with coffee.
1:08 This hasnt aged well
1:08 this didnt age well
it makes me unreasonably happy that people have made commenting here a ritual every Dec 25, even 10 years on from the original upload
i mean uhh ummm uhhhh yo merry christmas
It was an older time. Before contracts. It was a simpler time, it was. A nostalgic time. Thanks for the fun memories and videos to help dig them up again.
Happy 10 year anniversary to this classic
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@@fl0yd_235:(
Jerma has Crohn's disease so it's entirely possible that he actually, factually does have diarrhea every single morning.
If I had a nickel for every time Christmas came up in this April video, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Start of a new decade and some of the best content is from the last. Miss the old stuff like this, usually dont get to catch the streams.
the amount of times ive watched this video just to hear the exe-crash part is unreal
Watching the video?
funny how this just went unnoticed
ikr
i am
3:24 that actually exists
On Randomizer servers you sometimes get a Black Box with one, realllllyyyyy slooooowwwww rocket, but when it lands it explodes with the power of a sentry buster. Sentries and players - everything dies.
The Spy disguising as a bed reminds me of a TF2 fanfic where the Spy disguises as the Heavy's minigun
You dont know you're in the good ol days til years later
DID SOMEONE SAID PIRAAAATEEES?
LET ME TELL YA THE STORY OF MEEE OOLLD b0oo0onessss!!!
have i mentioned how much i adore this closing music jerma?
because it is absolutely fantastic.
5:20 Yo, Merry Christmas!
yo. merry christmas
*insert army of one comment here*
microsoft word 2? 3 comes out when source 3 comes out
Its Raid Let's focus on source 2 coming out first.
+BaronNedTheFirst "What about a rocket, with 1 shot, and travels like 2 miles per hour... and wherever it explodes like, the size of..." So... the army of one from randomizer servers? (Look, I know what you're talking aboot :D)
BaronNedTheFirst Lol i like how that's relevant to a current running joke that Jerma has
Wow, this video is 10 years old now. I was 16 when I first watched this.
We're all here for one reason.
But Jerma? Yo, Merry Christmas.
3:18 HL2.exe has stopped working
3:44 and again
3:55 and again
*hl2.exe