The Secret To Getting Laid

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  • @sagarshankar6644
    @sagarshankar6644 3 роки тому +16651

    I tried every step and now i have a court date.

    • @VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
      @VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/6kZqbtBE2lg/v-deo.html

    • @brilon8574
      @brilon8574 3 роки тому +377

      Damn you really just did all that in 3minutes, the real master from the video only needs 2, pathetic

    • @neonoir__
      @neonoir__ 3 роки тому +572

      Different kind of date you were looking for, but a date none the less

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 3 роки тому +12

      And a swallowed cheek

  • @shaggy6516
    @shaggy6516 3 роки тому +5440

    "If the girl genuinely doesn't like you, she's just shy"

    • @maxaustin973
      @maxaustin973 3 роки тому +502

      This is the secret formula for how you make rapists.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 роки тому +360

      NaH guyS yoU DoN't geT She'S a TsUnDeRe
      I really hate tsunderes dude. First of all, I know that's it's a whole "hiding her feelings because she's shy" thing, and I will admit, I can see how you can find that cute. But most tsunderes that I see in anime are terrible fucking human beings and they treat their supposed "crushes" like actually garbage, it really feels like borderline toxic and abusive behavior. And besides that, I've never been a fan of the whole "seducing" thing, it's just seems creepy to me. Love should be a mutual thing, you shouldn't need to force the other person if there legit isn't chemistry between the two.
      I just feel like tsunderes were created to give creeps the hope that a girl treating them badly and pushing them away somehow means that she secretely loves you.

    • @FirstnameLastname-yh5fb
      @FirstnameLastname-yh5fb 3 роки тому +157

      @@qwertydavid8070 is this a copypasta shitpost or something. I mean agree but wut

    • @idrinkrawmilk554
      @idrinkrawmilk554 3 роки тому +57

      @@FirstnameLastname-yh5fb He probably is. But either way, I 100% agree

    • @Baer99Z
      @Baer99Z 3 роки тому +74

      @@qwertydavid8070 I mean if it's the type of Tsundere who ironically insults someone cause they like them (but It's clearly a joke) then it can be cute, but yea otherwise It's just weird??? also yeah I've never understood how seducing even works, if I don't like someone I don't like them, no convincing will change my mind.

  • @dingusmcscrungophd5219
    @dingusmcscrungophd5219 3 роки тому +6752

    There's nothing hotter than a man explaining a woman's own anatomy to her like she doesn't know.

    • @firstname1472
      @firstname1472 3 роки тому +173

      I mean both of them probably don’t know, it’s not like they study that. Just because u have a body doesn’t mean u understand it.

    • @ssadfaceemoji
      @ssadfaceemoji 3 роки тому +10

      Lmao

    • @ssadfaceemoji
      @ssadfaceemoji 3 роки тому +612

      @@damnedbelowjudas_ then that's exactly what they need, a predatory man explaining it to them in an unsafe sultry context

    • @firstname1472
      @firstname1472 3 роки тому +44

      @@ssadfaceemoji Really don’t get what ur argument is, that guy on top just said that woman know their own anatomy which most don’t. I never said that they needed that man explaining.

    • @ssadfaceemoji
      @ssadfaceemoji 3 роки тому +230

      @@firstname1472 I wasn't talking to you or arguing anything, just saying women not knowing is irrelevant to the fact that dudes creepily explaining isn't helpful. Also btw, women should know how their body works, they should have the opportunity to study it to some extent. They should be provided with that knowledge in respect and protection them. There is a lot of info on google, I implore any female who is unaware of her body to feel comfortable researching it. Idk really know what YOU were arguing with the first comment but just feel I should say that for anyone who needs to hear it.
      ed: idk why i cared ab this argument sm kind of embarrassing but for the record i am a chick and this makes it sound like im not, no shame to anyone who understand her anatomy, i think i meant like empower yourself with knowledge of your own body especially when involved with others, you deserve to be assured in your own autonomy.

  • @DubYuhGChoppa
    @DubYuhGChoppa 3 роки тому +452

    It's funny how these "love gurus" actually do help me, by making me realize no matter what, they will always be even less socially adept than I am.

  • @basicallysubhuman8823
    @basicallysubhuman8823 3 роки тому +4765

    “You can accuse her of just about anything” My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    • @EatyourWafflesplease
      @EatyourWafflesplease 3 роки тому +243

      honestly I'd be dtf immediately

    • @anakinskywalker3480
      @anakinskywalker3480 3 роки тому +207

      “I want my father back you son of a bitch.”
      -Inigo Montoya

    • @lciav
      @lciav 3 роки тому +58

      That actually might work

    • @bayzid8436
      @bayzid8436 3 роки тому +34

      Prepare to die by my weiner- Inigo Montoya

    • @SPACEDOUT19
      @SPACEDOUT19 2 роки тому +31

      @@EatyourWafflesplease oh, first you kill his dad and now you want to do premarital sex? not so fast

  • @VPCh.
    @VPCh. 3 роки тому +3083

    It's like an AI was forced to generate a script for picking up girls after analysing 10,000 hours of porn dialogue.

  • @bigchez2855
    @bigchez2855 3 роки тому +6299

    Dude: It's so unfair how society judges you.
    Also Dude: You're a naughty girl aren't you?

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 3 роки тому +294

      "Naughty girl" these words could haunt any grown man or woman in their dreams 😂😂

    • @ehe3653
      @ehe3653 3 роки тому +210

      It sounds like what indian guys on facebook would say

    • @diogenessinope6405
      @diogenessinope6405 3 роки тому +59

      @@ehe3653 big milk

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 3 роки тому +12

      Cringes intensely

    • @-venomblustudios-7069
      @-venomblustudios-7069 3 роки тому +7

      @@ehe3653 The weird ones

  • @Corny_And_Upset
    @Corny_And_Upset 3 роки тому +2786

    As a woman: Don't do this. We will think you are a creep.

    • @Mr_Green2178
      @Mr_Green2178 3 роки тому +666

      What!? wdym walking up to a random woman and saying “you are a naughty girl” doesn’t work!??

    • @mercifulchickens
      @mercifulchickens 3 роки тому +333

      no no, these are useful if you want a restraining order

    • @mercifulchickens
      @mercifulchickens 3 роки тому +97

      @@Mr_Green2178 yeah i know right, im shook

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 3 роки тому +178

      You're just the shy type, everyone knows that going to a random girl and calling her naughty and explaining to her how her vagina works while simultaneously fingering her fist is the biggest turn on in history.

    • @cowteeth816
      @cowteeth816 3 роки тому +21

      You’re just upset. Comment on this video when you’re horny lol

  • @tykykable
    @tykykable 3 роки тому +4363

    I like how they talk about different girl types like they have Pokemon natures.
    "Yeah, this one is timid and her speed stat is increased, so you'll have to act fast to catch her, but she has a decreased attack stat, so you won't have to worry about defending yourself too much if she lashes out"

    • @RalseiSmokinAFatBlunt
      @RalseiSmokinAFatBlunt 3 роки тому +92

      LMFAOO

    • @kiasmidt7678
      @kiasmidt7678 3 роки тому +352

      Pickup artists are like pokemon trainers in a lot of ways- they see women as creatures to be captured, are out there on that grind, fill their Pokedexes more for their own sense of accomplishment than any genuine interest/care for their captures....and that their skills have no real world application.

    • @JustFranckk
      @JustFranckk 3 роки тому +14

      Wild

    • @tykykable
      @tykykable 3 роки тому +88

      @@JustFranckk They are wild, yeah. If they were domesticated you wouldn't be able to catch them, their boyfriend/trainer/owner would bat the pokeball away.

    • @juliaalvarez537
      @juliaalvarez537 3 роки тому +43

      True like and they act like the woman should be grateful that he’s talking to them and giving them a chance like no F off dude

  • @emilal
    @emilal 3 роки тому +6293

    This could’ve been Charlie if he didn’t watch anime in college.

  • @samlawrence1691
    @samlawrence1691 3 роки тому +2787

    "it's just really unfair how society judges you" *smiles lovingly*

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 3 роки тому +75

      I judge society back far more than anyone will ever know

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 3 роки тому

      @RandomName Perhaps or perhaps not
      Depends on how you look at it

    • @squidee
      @squidee 3 роки тому +17

      @J Dude we were SO close to having a thread without someone posting a link to ebeg. Then you came in to ruin it

    • @squidee
      @squidee 3 роки тому

      @J Dude i give up

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 роки тому +3

      Finally a comment without bots and trolls

  • @libotomy301
    @libotomy301 3 роки тому +368

    That girl deserves an Oscar just for not throwing up while he spoke

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 3 роки тому +16

      God, she's there to act out the role of "girl who is into this guy" but she still just looks so uncomfortable. She can't even pretend not to be creeped the fuck out

    • @MultiChrisjb
      @MultiChrisjb Рік тому +4

      no no shes just shy and/or playing hard to get. He covered this. You need to watch the video better.

  • @vegito1012
    @vegito1012 3 роки тому +5154

    Lol this dude put Charlie on blast. “Being mysterious and weird in the corner doesn’t work” hahaha

    • @communistdoggo7419
      @communistdoggo7419 3 роки тому +354

      I hate the implication that sex is the end goal of a relationship, or even any interaction with a woman.

    • @KlMJONG-UN
      @KlMJONG-UN 3 роки тому +222

      @@communistdoggo7419 There's a thing i forgot what it's called but it's like "having a relationship not based around having sex" and it's somehow looked down on. i think love should be about love not fucking lol

    • @tristanhedrick9660
      @tristanhedrick9660 3 роки тому +84

      @@KlMJONG-UN you don’t need a relationship built around sex but sexual tension is a necessity in any good relationship. Learned that one through experience😔

    • @iamdad916
      @iamdad916 3 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @manray3023
      @manray3023 3 роки тому +3

      @@KlMJONG-UN do podcast with charlie

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +13137

    What's scary is the fact that this wasn't satire and he was being genuine

    • @mario1666
      @mario1666 3 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/4q8aISPzQHc/v-deo.html

    • @tommyrobinsin5578
      @tommyrobinsin5578 3 роки тому +102

      RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don't want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN DANGER and I won't live in this nation another day! I'M MOVING TO ALASKA AND FINALLY LEAVING THE USA!!!!..

    • @0_0s
      @0_0s 3 роки тому +1

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    • @0_0s
      @0_0s 3 роки тому +1

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      @0_0s 3 роки тому +1

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  • @pxj07
    @pxj07 3 роки тому +4756

    I have physically cringed rarely. But this, this takes the fucking championship belt.

    • @swikabl5965
      @swikabl5965 3 роки тому +35

      Have you watched UA-cam rewind 2020?

    • @pxj07
      @pxj07 3 роки тому +14

      @@swikabl5965 You right

    • @envy8320
      @envy8320 3 роки тому +11

      championship* looks kinda weird with the space as if you are talking about a champion's ship

    • @simplyskrypt3914
      @simplyskrypt3914 3 роки тому +5

      Idk man, im pretty sure my dating technique and experience could make even them look good

    • @maxaustin973
      @maxaustin973 3 роки тому +8

      What is this mythical champion ship you speak of? Is their some sort of ship battles like the nerdy ass (but also bad ass) robot battles where they just ram two souped up RC cars into each other until one breaks. If they did that but with full sized boats I must see this.

  • @schonkigplavuis8850
    @schonkigplavuis8850 3 роки тому +341

    I am a pretty shy guy.
    Picking up random girls isn't my thing.
    I've met the most wholesome and respectful women on facebook. I got friends with them, it really clicked well and then we decided to just look for more.
    And honestly my girlfriend now is absolutely on another tier. I am really happy, not just with her but with myself as well.
    My advice to anyone struggling is this: Find your niche. Maybe find it on social media. Stay playful, stay respectful and stay yourself.

    • @snowfoxxie
      @snowfoxxie 3 роки тому +23

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @marcin8865
      @marcin8865 3 роки тому +23

      Me too, being a shy guy is a hard thing in society but it changes when you have a hobby, like love or respect yourself. The key is being who you are as much as you can because if you are yourself let anyone get it if they want. That's how I see it. Also great stance bro, thanks for being honest many men can see that as an good example.

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 3 роки тому +27

      But this works if you're looking for an actual stable relationship, anyone who watches these how to score girls videos unironically just wants to get laid as much as possible lol.

    • @schonkigplavuis8850
      @schonkigplavuis8850 3 роки тому +5

      @@garou9914 Eh, i guess in that case:
      Try this:
      Wear decent shoes, smell nice, be bold and daring, try to look like you can take care of yourself, get out of your moms house, get fit and energized, most importantly, try all these things while STILL focussing on your niche or fukc brunk ditches at clubs and get free STDI

    • @garou9914
      @garou9914 3 роки тому +1

      @@schonkigplavuis8850 lmao

  • @LusisNaturae44
    @LusisNaturae44 3 роки тому +6383

    This guy is a true love guru, had me turning homosexual for a second there

    • @0_0s
      @0_0s 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/6kZqbtBE2lg/v-deo.html

    • @biggiecheese8764
      @biggiecheese8764 3 роки тому +11

      I lol’d at that

    • @_strayfer_
      @_strayfer_ 3 роки тому +214

      Dude, I AM homosexual now, how did it not work on you??

    • @neonoir__
      @neonoir__ 3 роки тому +207

      Being gay for Charlie doesn't count, we all been there

    • @chikenstev5601
      @chikenstev5601 3 роки тому +7

      @Logan oh ye, just block the people so you don’t have to see their comments again

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 3 роки тому +1727

    This is extremely effective to have the exact opposite results.

    • @hankhenk1084
      @hankhenk1084 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @nauticalcynosurenc2706
      @nauticalcynosurenc2706 3 роки тому +85

      Getting pepper sprayed any%

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 3 роки тому +7

      As an Eastern European woman, can confirm.

    • @saltsnorter455
      @saltsnorter455 3 роки тому +19

      Getting slapped any % speed run

  • @waccness449
    @waccness449 3 роки тому +2207

    Everyone this man talks to immediately feels awkward. Even the actors looked uncomfortable

    • @thecrepeofdeath
      @thecrepeofdeath 3 роки тому +101

      idk what they paid that actress to let him violate her fist, but it wasn't enough

    • @shawnboosveld7042
      @shawnboosveld7042 3 роки тому +39

      All the actors and actresses questioning their life choices

    • @birb9254
      @birb9254 3 роки тому +1

      I like this comment

    • @TheDutie
      @TheDutie 3 роки тому +7

      Even I felt uncomfortable and I didn't even watch the real video only this version here where Charlie talks over most of the bs this dude said

    • @Canobeats420
      @Canobeats420 3 роки тому

      I feel uncomfortable

  • @chaoscrab
    @chaoscrab 3 роки тому +158

    At least Matt goes up to women in pairs, so if either of them feel uncomfortable from his advances, they have each other to lean on. How considerate of him!

  • @zypper7213
    @zypper7213 3 роки тому +1421

    These guys definitely have a reputation wherever they were, like everyone born there is told immediately "if these dudes come up to you just go along with it, give them a fake number, and get out as soon as possible"

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 роки тому +151

      And dont leave your drink near them when youre not looking

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 3 роки тому +37

      @@barbararab6390 you shouldn't do that anyway

    • @mokou8851
      @mokou8851 3 роки тому +16

      Jacksepticeye's dad is in Heaven

    • @Irondragon1945
      @Irondragon1945 3 роки тому +46

      @@mokou8851 i get what youre doing but youd be better off not drawing attention to the topic.

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 3 роки тому +8

      @@theresnothinghereatall sometimes u just need a homie to protect ur coke from getting stolen 😔

  • @TrailMix135
    @TrailMix135 3 роки тому +1109

    “Oh my god he’s out in public.” Charlie is the voice of the people

  • @floorman8327
    @floorman8327 3 роки тому +1150

    I can't even imagine what Charlie's recommended looks like

  • @Schrodingers-Fat
    @Schrodingers-Fat 3 роки тому +110

    "I'm not Russian, I'm Moldovan"
    "I just think Russians in General are more confident"

    • @kapsi
      @kapsi 9 місяців тому +1

      I think he meant "Eastern Europeans in general", but it's still wierd how he started complementing their men.

    • @elementsounds7027
      @elementsounds7027 5 місяців тому

      Ye and they even aren't i live in eastern europe their just like rest of us just mostly little smaller by size

  • @FlyLeaf010
    @FlyLeaf010 3 роки тому +1351

    You know, in a weird way these are actually helpful tutorials. Whatever he does, just don't do that. Whatever he told you to say, don't. As long as the answer to the question "Would Matt do or say this?" is always "No" you should be pretty good to go.

    • @Baer99Z
      @Baer99Z 3 роки тому +107

      He's a perfect example of what _not_ to do

    • @cornheadahh
      @cornheadahh 3 роки тому +14

      Some of the stuff they said is true though. Just most of the stuff that's true is obvious stuff most people should know anyways.

    • @secretjosh5619
      @secretjosh5619 3 роки тому +23

      @@cornheadahh Hafta agree. Like that one part about why a girl looks away quickly if and when you meet their glance (not 'stare' back, thats creepy). And the rest is basically a *DON'TS* session. What the previous commenter said is right. If you think Matt wouldn't imitate one of his own advices in real life, that means you shouldn't do them.
      Also, there's this whole thing about objectifying women, dehumanizing them (women are people too, just like you), and the 'do you reaaaalllly need to get laid that badly?' question, and yadda yadda. Basically, why this show is objectively bad. But you could still learn from it, if you have common sense of course.

  • @philipcervenjak2493
    @philipcervenjak2493 3 роки тому +1387

    That guy stands like an NPC when he's talking to women.

    • @justbored4762
      @justbored4762 3 роки тому +5

      Me

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 3 роки тому +57

      "Heard any news from other provinces lately?"

    • @brickabang
      @brickabang 3 роки тому +18

      “Wait, it has been brought to my attention that a settlement needs your help”

    • @NightmareKeys
      @NightmareKeys 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao true

    • @brunettebird57
      @brunettebird57 3 роки тому +4

      Have you heard of the high elves?

  • @CoconutFuzz
    @CoconutFuzz 3 роки тому +529

    "You can accuse her of just about anything"
    "Hello m'lady, you are wanted for manslaughter in Kinshasa. Now please co-operate while I read you your rights."

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 3 роки тому +30

      I'm looking for a redguard woman in Whiterun.

    • @makom2405
      @makom2405 3 роки тому +46

      Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 3 роки тому +607

    to all the young guys or socially inept guys out there : if she wants to sleep with you, she will. if she doesn' t, she won't. There's no friendzone, no "convincing", no secret technique. Work on yourself : get a bit in shape, dress nice and have good personal hygiene. Don't be creepy, be interesting . That is all you need. EDIT : btw you don't need to be a swimsuit model, i'm overweight and have been most of my life, still i had a lot of fun .

    • @leatfingies574
      @leatfingies574 3 роки тому +21

      Someone had to say it.

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 3 роки тому +13

      Also: don't chase p*ssy. A relationship based on true love is much better than having a lot of sex with random girls. Just live your life and be normal, and you will find someone who loves you and who you can have sex with. I don't get why guys chase one night stands...

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 роки тому

      @@numbdigger9552 well, I mean you're not wrong, but when a person is young there's nothing wrong with having a bit of fun. You need to know yourself and what you search for before you can really enjoy a relationship with someone else. I do believe in love at first sight, but it's rare. Pretending to be in love and staying in a relationship because "it's what I should do" or because "I don't want to hurt them.." is counterproductive. A serious relationship with another person gives you immensely more and helps you grow, but I think you need to be a little more mature (intellectually) to appreciate it. I speak from experience, I used to date a girl that would be the perfect life companion for me now, but at the time I was young and stupid, I wanted to have fun and didn't appreciate how precious this person was. It's in the past now, but that relationship and the ones I had after that made me realise what I needed in a relationship and what I could give the other person. That's my personal opinion of course, your experience could be different

    • @cornheadahh
      @cornheadahh 3 роки тому +47

      "Don't be creepy, be interesting" is such generic advice lol. What's creepy for one girl won't be creepy for another. If a girl isn't attracted to you then any flirting at all will be considered creepy. You can't really know before you talk to the person how they will react. I think the best advice is to look out for signs for whether the girl you're talking to is uncomfortable or not.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 роки тому +64

      Nah just debate her into liking you with facts and logicc

  • @Spencer-wc6ew
    @Spencer-wc6ew 3 роки тому +1105

    What if he's trying to make it easier for him to find a girlfriend by teaching other guys to scare away all the women?

    • @JustFranckk
      @JustFranckk 3 роки тому +90

      Big Brain Time

    • @denizkaragullu6239
      @denizkaragullu6239 3 роки тому +34

      Than it backfired because now men know what NOT to do

    • @Spencer-wc6ew
      @Spencer-wc6ew 3 роки тому +17

      @@denizkaragullu6239 lol!
      He's so bad that it double backfired

    • @cahti2488
      @cahti2488 3 роки тому

      @@denizkaragullu6239 OMG ARE YOU AZERI ?

    • @denizkaragullu6239
      @denizkaragullu6239 3 роки тому

      @@cahti2488 no I'm Turkish

  • @bananawhisperer6929
    @bananawhisperer6929 3 роки тому +4107

    This is just the ultimate guide to becoming a hentai protaganist

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 3 роки тому +85

      All the reply’s are bots…

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed

    • @dorkknight7225
      @dorkknight7225 3 роки тому +6

      @@urb44n no shit

    • @azurabbit12
      @azurabbit12 3 роки тому +45

      More like the ultimate guide to sexual harassment and restriction order speedrunning

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

  • @toomanyhats7141
    @toomanyhats7141 3 роки тому +2929

    Tried the Matt sexual assault speedrun strat, my best time was 8 seconds; probably could’ve saved a second or two by shortening the initial question. Still happy with my overall time for a first attempt. What time did y’all get?

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @griddy922
      @griddy922 3 роки тому +239

      Never, i am not in a fortunate position to be a natural sigma male as yourself

    • @pastagiovanni6527
      @pastagiovanni6527 3 роки тому +114

      @@griddy922 That's a shame, man. You can say some real cool stuff as one.

    • @catgirlgrunge
      @catgirlgrunge 3 роки тому +191

      4 years in prison

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 3 роки тому +124

      Yes, I barely was slower, it took longer to find a female than it did to sexually assault her. So it was about 8.9 seconds

  • @craftmaster300
    @craftmaster300 2 роки тому +86

    He's probably gotten the 'Never gonna give you up' phone number so many times that he probably knows it by heart.

    • @moneygrabber6720
      @moneygrabber6720 10 місяців тому +2

      Phone number?

    • @mrpenis3625
      @mrpenis3625 8 місяців тому

      @@moneygrabber6720to reject without saying it they give a phone number that plays that song when you call it

    • @Nakorli
      @Nakorli 5 місяців тому +2

      Wait what?

  • @laakea4562
    @laakea4562 3 роки тому +649

    “Has any ever told you how beautiful my eyes are” broo that is straight up a line from Johnny Bravo

    • @kaz8297
      @kaz8297 3 роки тому +16

      It was hilarious

    • @wireshock4633
      @wireshock4633 2 роки тому +5

      "I don't like sand."

    • @byattwurns1553
      @byattwurns1553 Рік тому +2

      @@wireshock4633 Is it coarse and rough?

    • @jaadn6197
      @jaadn6197 Рік тому +1

      @@byattwurns1553 and gets everywhere?

  • @sapnupua5
    @sapnupua5 3 роки тому +408

    "hey do you believe in vampires?" proceeds to promptly assault you

    • @realhumanbeing3599
      @realhumanbeing3599 3 роки тому +6

      its just the attractive man way

    • @danyg0000
      @danyg0000 3 роки тому +5

      Hey do you believe in ghouls?

    • @4gasm
      @4gasm 3 роки тому +4

      Makes sense to me

  • @biggiechungus784
    @biggiechungus784 3 роки тому +314

    "Whatever you do, don't give up yet"
    How to get a restraining order in 1 simple step

    • @alephone2598
      @alephone2598 3 роки тому +8

      Restraining order speed run?

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor Рік тому

      "Whatever you do, don't take no for an answer"

  • @lukeholmes8785
    @lukeholmes8785 3 роки тому +22

    8:28 she basically called him a loser in russian to her friend lmfao

  • @mawnki8037
    @mawnki8037 3 роки тому +3344

    Sorry Charlie, I couldn't finish this video. The sheer amount of cringe overpowered me to the point where I had to gouge my eyes out

    • @c.c.6538
      @c.c.6538 3 роки тому +43

      Yoooo sameeee

    • @itsreligulous
      @itsreligulous 3 роки тому +38

      It's called 'douche chills' - I believe it was coined by Patrice O'Neal

    • @Person-lh5fp
      @Person-lh5fp 3 роки тому +24

      I can barely stand it and I'm only 5 minutes in, I'm going to try to finish it though

    • @Bananovskyyy
      @Bananovskyyy 3 роки тому +18

      I turned off the video @ 1:52 mark, can't stand the fucking cringe ugh

    • @adamsteele3444
      @adamsteele3444 3 роки тому +5

      I got halfway and am too disgusted to continue.

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 3 роки тому +864

    "I usually start by calling her a naughty girl."
    Let's say, hypothetically...

    • @26Bibles
      @26Bibles 3 роки тому +128

      Your my naughty girl which would mean that you’ve been a bad girl

    • @mm-ld9gu
      @mm-ld9gu 3 роки тому +8

      @M. G. TATAKE

    • @ink-T
      @ink-T 3 роки тому +78

      For the sake of the argument

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 3 роки тому +4

      *NAUGHTY GIRL*

    • @calebjoseph3508
      @calebjoseph3508 3 роки тому +17

      Let's say, hypothetically... You've been a naughty girl

  • @lalalalaaAa123
    @lalalalaaAa123 3 роки тому +832

    I genuinely feel bad for every teen boy who took this shit to heart. They will not find love until they realize this is the WORST way to approach women!!

    • @ftbaimakaren1368
      @ftbaimakaren1368 3 роки тому +75

      Hey make a fist for me ima teach you a lesson 😫

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 3 роки тому +51

      Any teen with a brain should know it’s bad advice lol

    • @zach5505
      @zach5505 3 роки тому +37

      Has anyone ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?

    • @amusingkiwi9586
      @amusingkiwi9586 3 роки тому +4

      @@jaimelannister1797 youd think....

    • @shart8008
      @shart8008 3 роки тому +14

      or worse, become incels

  • @Johnny_Hash
    @Johnny_Hash 3 роки тому +35

    “Oh my god hes out in public” had me dying 😂

  • @anonymouse9922
    @anonymouse9922 3 роки тому +289

    This dude basically said “If a woman glances at you, stare at her.”

    • @lustic1144
      @lustic1144 3 роки тому +21

      You stare at her to assert dominance

    • @drinkbread6086
      @drinkbread6086 3 роки тому +24

      @@lustic1144 and then rob her

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 3 роки тому +2

      @@drinkbread6086 rob her of her virginity by telling her about the A B C D E F and G spots

  • @sdfabctr
    @sdfabctr 3 роки тому +196

    how to attract a woman
    Step 1: firmly grasp her index finger
    Step 2: Dislocate the joint
    Step 3: repeat until she tells you which parking garage she hid the dirty bomb in
    Step 4: disarm the dirty bomb
    Step 5: get court martialled for war crimes

    • @illegalmemedealer1270
      @illegalmemedealer1270 3 роки тому +16

      works like a charm i’ve now got multiple court dates with the woman

    • @sdfabctr
      @sdfabctr 3 роки тому +2

      @@illegalmemedealer1270 and you'll both go to guantanemo together! see it's practically marriage

  • @haydennicholson8978
    @haydennicholson8978 3 роки тому +419

    Educating a girl on her anatomy is what the predators do in To Catch a Predator.

    • @unravel1918
      @unravel1918 3 роки тому +64

      "educating", they don't even know how the female body works, they think the female body is porn

    • @botoutlaw2531
      @botoutlaw2531 3 роки тому +19

      EDP intensifies?

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap 3 роки тому +67

      You see, girls have vegetal and bob. Man has neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon. 1+1 equals babby. Now let us do the deed.

    • @citrusbitten8449
      @citrusbitten8449 3 роки тому +13

      @@vrapbrap I don't know why this was so fucking funny to me. If a man tried explaining this to me in a seduction attempt I would simply dissolve of cringy laughter.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 2 роки тому +2

      Holy shit, you're right.

  • @chriscoughs5774
    @chriscoughs5774 3 роки тому +34

    I'm only a minute and and this is EXTREMELY EXCRUCIATINGLY uncomfortable. Can't imagine how uncomfortable I'd feel if I wasn't watching this through Charlie being the middleman.

    • @catherinestickels2591
      @catherinestickels2591 3 роки тому +1

      I had to pause it a good few times to get through it. Couldn't do it all at once.

  • @Mountaintiger05
    @Mountaintiger05 3 роки тому +347

    Women here: I will tell you firsthand that this whole channels “advice” is horrible and will never work and will only make women think you’re a creep if that wasn’t obvious enough. But doing this in public can make someone very uncomfortable and possibly panic so please don’t approach people like this as it’s really weird and will never work thanks

    • @realhumanbeing3599
      @realhumanbeing3599 3 роки тому +76

      WHAT!?!? the ole neck bite strat doesnt work?? liess

    • @NM-jd9ck
      @NM-jd9ck 3 роки тому +65

      Most of these pickup artists are just out there to scam vulnerable loonely people and it's sad.

    • @r.t.5767
      @r.t.5767 3 роки тому +28

      @@NM-jd9ck exactly, they're just making money out of someone's else misery, very immoral scam

    • @katierandall9191
      @katierandall9191 3 роки тому +73

      Am also a woman and completely agree. The best way to talk to a woman is to just treat her like a person, no tricks or stupid negging bullshit. It's shocking, I know.

    • @mohammedabdul4832
      @mohammedabdul4832 3 роки тому +39

      Nah show me your fist and I'll convince you otherwise

  • @somedudeinabox
    @somedudeinabox 3 роки тому +263

    This is less of a "get girls" guide, and more of a "how to become a public concern" guide.
    You can even see the partial visible concern in the girl's eyes, if you look at her expressions long enough, that is the face of "dear lord, what have I walked into?".

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +6

      They were surprisingly kind to him, prob out of sympathy tbf

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 3 роки тому +35

      @@gram. Women in general tend to be more polite. And the ones who told him to fuck off obviously weren't going to be included in the video. Also, a lot of these women smiling and doing a little laugh? That's usually a nervous laugh. They're not charmed, they're thinking "What the fuck is going on? What's up with this dude?"

    • @matsab7930
      @matsab7930 3 роки тому +13

      @@joinsideke yeah, and unfortunately women haven’t been taught to be more aggressive with their dismissals - especially in more conservative/traditional countries like Russia. On second thought, that’s probably why he went there…

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 3 роки тому +10

      @@matsab7930 this reminds me of the incel obsession with Japanese women...you know the submissive quite type...it's disgusting...🤮🤢🤢

  • @hellowell3743
    @hellowell3743 3 роки тому +830

    The climax of this guy's dating advice was a women refusing to give him her number while he acknowledges that Eastern European men are more masculine that himself and fellow Americans...
    I mean, how could you not subscribe?

    • @Rysarod
      @Rysarod 2 роки тому

      that Eastern European men are gayer that himself and fellow Americans...*

  • @feldspar24
    @feldspar24 3 роки тому +54

    if a girl is that sexually attracted to you , you literally don't have to do anything

    • @courtney7681
      @courtney7681 2 роки тому +10

      Yea, best way to get laid is literally just accepting getting laid isn't everything. Fr get a nice decent women treat her right and there you go. But actually care about her to and not just for that. don't treat her like a toy

    • @bunnyrabi
      @bunnyrabi Рік тому +1

      @@courtney7681 exactly. However being a guy, most guys truly and honestly don't care. Many just hope they can get a girl who will be their prostitute without having to pay, luckily these guys also usually anti-social generally when not horny, so pretty easy to avoid them in public family friendly places.
      So sad, most guys don't know that if they just make a decent relationship with a like minded girl then, you cam literally have a sex friend that easily. Just be a friend, but only smart ones get that... oh and still have to be attractive though. Not sure why some people think it's either personality or looks.

    • @hellrazorhenry5489
      @hellrazorhenry5489 Рік тому +1

      So this is where the only sensible comments on youtube are hiding. Glad i saw this. Respect to all of you for being propper. Another one here.👊

  • @Back-Space.
    @Back-Space. 3 роки тому +437

    As a woman: these "strategies" are really obvious and it's just creepy. I know everyone is probably tired of hearing it, but you shouldn't pretend to be someone you're not. Especially if you want an actual relationship.

    • @lavishlyvice
      @lavishlyvice 3 роки тому +81

      As a woman, I agree. I'm so fed up with this "Overly Confident Alpha Male" type of garbage. Just be a normal human being, strike up a casual conversation, be genuine. And if she's not interested, you need to accept it. Way too many men confuse rejection or disinterest with shyness and it creates uncomfortable situations.

    • @jasemayfield6853
      @jasemayfield6853 3 роки тому +4

      But the fist anatomy lesson was genius you have to admit

    • @cornheadahh
      @cornheadahh 3 роки тому

      If these strategies work for these guys then I don't see why they shouldn't continue using them. It's not like they're forcing the girl to be with them. I don't personally think these types of strategies are successful, but for some people they might be. It's weird that dating is one of the few things where it's looked down on to try and improve yourself. The people seek out this advice because they aren't having any success by "just being themselves".

    • @Back-Space.
      @Back-Space. 3 роки тому +43

      @@cornheadahh Most of these kind of strategies are really creepy and some are borderline sexual harassment/assault. I don't think it's OK to use these strategies just because it works for you sometimes. That's just selfish.

    • @cornheadahh
      @cornheadahh 3 роки тому

      @@Back-Space. The interactions are completely voluntary though. Nobody is forcing the girls to stay there and talk to the guy. At worst some of the stuff the guy was saying was cringe worthy. I don't really see the harm in someone having a cringe interaction that they could walk away from at any time. Nobody is forcing anyone to do anything. If he finds a girl that enjoys what he's doing then I don't see anything wrong with that at all. The girl has agency.

  • @spacewinter
    @spacewinter 3 роки тому +1407

    What he doesn't understand is that from a young age we learn to appear "nice" to these kinds of guys because we're afraid of them.

    • @guhd4378
      @guhd4378 3 роки тому +109

      sigma males incite fear in wamen, their methods clearly work

    • @leanhquan6757
      @leanhquan6757 3 роки тому +187

      Defense mechanism. Even men do it. Ppl are sometimes too dangerous to be let loose on the street.

    • @divyatulsi1520
      @divyatulsi1520 3 роки тому +142

      For good reason. Bad people who think they're "nice guys" get violent as soon as they don't get what they want and think they are owed by women

    • @-venomblustudios-7069
      @-venomblustudios-7069 3 роки тому +11

      @@divyatulsi1520 Two-faced people

    • @smith1008
      @smith1008 3 роки тому +2

      why are you afraid of them?

  • @d_shuffles
    @d_shuffles 3 роки тому +316

    Imagine being the guy who travels to Russia to get turned down by chicks just as often as he would at home.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 3 роки тому +23

      To be fair, many girls here would gladly leave Russia for the us - even in this very vid as soon as he said California, the girl said "with pleasure" not understanding anything else from his speech

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 3 роки тому

      @@PerpendiculariumStars since i am nor Russian and don't know why?? Would u enlighten me why people hate Russia or wants to leave it...🤔

    • @SuperZX49
      @SuperZX49 3 роки тому

      @@PerpendiculariumStars Ну мне 20, но съебывать не хочется, хоть ситуация в стране и дерьмовая. Просто нужно понимать, что быть эмигрантом тоже не шибко весело

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 3 роки тому +3

      @@SuperZX49 сьебывать из россии в америку это реально тупо менять шило на мыло. и цены там на всю социалку, которую мы привыкли получать бесплатно, заоблачные. люди там предпочитают ходить со сломанной рукой, чем заплатить триста долларов минимум за гипс, и умоляют не вызывать скорую, чтобы не влетать в бешеные долги.

    • @aminulhussain2277
      @aminulhussain2277 3 роки тому +6

      @@wayln2591 Because it's a dictatorship.

  • @michellejones3966
    @michellejones3966 2 роки тому +13

    "Oh my god he's out in public" had me spit laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ReddRewka
    @ReddRewka 3 роки тому +453

    I can not comprehend how this guy can be so delusional to the point where he thinks he's good at "picking up women" and he then even takes it a step further and is SO DELUSIONAL to the point where he thinks he's SO GOOD that he actually uploads "educational content" on his "secrets". This can not be real please tell me humans are not capable of this level of delusion and naivete. Something is horribly wrong with this guy.

    • @scubster3922
      @scubster3922 3 роки тому +7

      I think it’s satire

    • @lavishlyvice
      @lavishlyvice 3 роки тому +21

      It's a wonder of nature. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he believes in human "alpha males".

    • @destinedforgreatness1175
      @destinedforgreatness1175 3 роки тому +34

      His not delusional, quite the opposite. He knows he is shit and he knows everything he is saying is absolute rubbish, I mean clearly nobody could be that thick where they don’t realise that giving an anatomy lesson of the vagina is not a good way to create a relationship. They just want to manipulate and lie to desperate men or the people that come to laugh at them, so that they can make easy money.
      At least this channel seems like they do have some level of awareness but are just lying for money. But there are others which are genuinely delusional.

    • @lavishlyvice
      @lavishlyvice 3 роки тому +11

      @@destinedforgreatness1175 Man that actually makes a lot of sense. It's so sad honestly :(

    • @destinedforgreatness1175
      @destinedforgreatness1175 3 роки тому +12

      @@lavishlyvice Scams and lies like this have been around forever though. Now though people have the internet and platforms to make this easy money by basically lying to, or scamming people. It’s very easy money. There are really desperate people out there that have no clue whether what they are saying is true or not (Lonely men, people who might be unattractive and have hardly interacted with women, dumb teenagers etc.) These scum bags make easy money off of them with these videos and other offers.

  • @IngvarMar
    @IngvarMar 3 роки тому +683

    "It's just unfortunate that society judges you so much..." literally what a manipulative predator would say....

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому +6

      An honest man doesn't pretend he accepts or even approves of your sexual past, he just tolerates it. The worst thing you can do is trust someone who says it's okay and supports it. That doesn't mean a jealous type but generally most normal people aren't going to look fondly on your past exploits regardless of who you are.

    • @phoeberrie
      @phoeberrie 3 роки тому +68

      @@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen ok but why would anyone care if a woman has had sex with a lot of people? it literally doesn’t matter, as long as she isn’t having sex with anyone but her partner if she’s in a relationship.

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому +6

      @@phoeberrie Not what I'm saying, I'm saying they won't express approval of it. Expressing approval of it is a bad sign for a myriad of reasons. They won't claim it's a good thing or try to support it. Not because of any sense of it being bad, more because that isn't something that most people want to acknowledge or think about.

    • @isabellafranklin557
      @isabellafranklin557 3 роки тому +45

      @@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen i don't think you can claim this universally dude

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому +10

      @@isabellafranklin557 I will claim everything universally as I am the master of the universe.

  • @skoyzey1417
    @skoyzey1417 3 роки тому +472

    Wow can’t believe this guy “Charlie” has the balls to act like every girl doesn’t immediately fall in love with him when he’s in their sight

  • @skehlaaj
    @skehlaaj 3 роки тому +20

    13:58 I love Charlie to death but Tiana would kick . his . ass if this was real lmao

  • @trajanuslarocque7572
    @trajanuslarocque7572 3 роки тому +699

    Holy shit, I was not ready for this overwhelming level of cringe

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 роки тому +9

      Do you remember Mr. Blueberry Eyes?

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 3 роки тому +1

      Now imagine if some man did tried this in real life...more cringe

    • @TheItalianFun
      @TheItalianFun 3 роки тому +2

      @@trequor only real G remember blueberry eyes

    • @bowngd
      @bowngd 3 роки тому

      @@wayln2591 i tried it and got every girl i went up to u just gotta do it the right way

    • @crackedwhiteboy
      @crackedwhiteboy 3 роки тому

      @@bowngd did you show them ur fortnite hentai works good

  • @dragonornot5890
    @dragonornot5890 3 роки тому +458

    Ah, yes. The D E E P S P O T. That’s where we keep the old gods.

    • @randomperson-sn4rj
      @randomperson-sn4rj 3 роки тому +22

      How did they find it

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 роки тому +19

      Dammit they found out

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 роки тому +74

      Got Cthulhu chilling in my cervix

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +16

      Mans totally clueless, just like the rest of us.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 3 роки тому

      Hahaha 😂

  • @risinglabyrinth5977
    @risinglabyrinth5977 3 роки тому +736

    charles doesn't even need this, he always gets all the women

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 роки тому +9

    “Here’s a cute girl, I’m not gonna miss this opportunity.”
    {heavy breathing}
    *”AWOOGA!”*

  • @sunaosatsubatsu2518
    @sunaosatsubatsu2518 3 роки тому +287

    Ah but of course, hold a girl's hand and talk to her about her G-Spot. Why didn't I think of that, what an idiot I was.

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +9

      Really his only experience was a youtube video and a couple of diagrams off Google images

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 3 роки тому +7

      I was surprised that girl didn't snap his finger

    • @jackalope_hunter
      @jackalope_hunter 3 роки тому

      wait, aren't you the girl?

    • @TheRealQuickSilver
      @TheRealQuickSilver 3 роки тому +4

      @@ancapeancape9829 if she wasn't a paid actress then she probably would have 😂

  • @redmoon4694
    @redmoon4694 3 роки тому +106

    He’s the type of guy to find out which direction girls are walking, and then speed walk in front of them so he can say they are “following him”

  • @Rocky-oq9cy
    @Rocky-oq9cy 2 роки тому +4

    9:56 Why did this startle me so hard. I'm just playing a game and listening to the video and I get blasted with enthusiasm

  • @HomeGymEnjoyer
    @HomeGymEnjoyer 3 роки тому +814

    I feel bad for every guy that watches this pick-up artist crap and unironically starts believing that the best way to approach a girl is by intruding on them in the middle of the street when they clearly have somewhere to be.

    • @kari548
      @kari548 3 роки тому +23

      Ikr, that's stuff u do to hookup with tourist who literally have anywhere to be except where they're standing.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому

      @@kari548 ah right that's really cool you're really experienced eh

    • @libertariansasquatch
      @libertariansasquatch 3 роки тому +66

      It’s sad too because it’s guys who desperately wanna girlfriend. But by watching pick up artists They’re dooming themselves to never having one

    • @King9tails
      @King9tails 3 роки тому +95

      It’s actually not hard to get girls. You just gotta treat them like human beings and have self respect and not give the I’m desperate vibe. It’s important to also be in a social setting instead of in random areas like some pickup artist

    • @peculiarperineum546
      @peculiarperineum546 3 роки тому +9

      @@King9tails It's hard for guys like these that have desperately low confidence and self esteem though

  • @spider-mancantsee5875
    @spider-mancantsee5875 3 роки тому +92

    The Russian part creeps me out so badly, the idea that he’s going up to random girls and saying let’s go like he’s trying to kidnap them. Sounds way to creepy.

  • @genericnameuwu8339
    @genericnameuwu8339 3 роки тому +288

    The only way to make woman love you is say: “I have a 12 megaton nuclear explosive device in my bag,if you don’t follow me everyone in a 1000 yard radius will vaporize”
    Gets them every time.

    • @DarkyBoy
      @DarkyBoy 3 роки тому +20

      Can confirm

    • @finnleyfrankie299
      @finnleyfrankie299 3 роки тому

      i mean ur right id follow u

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому +20

      Well, in my experience they still rather risk the blast.
      They say cause at least then the pain & suffering is short and it's over instantly.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 3 роки тому

      Sounds like a winner to me

    • @lloydlim1055
      @lloydlim1055 3 роки тому

      Life hack right there

  • @priyanshmukul
    @priyanshmukul 2 роки тому +6

    11:42 "We're both married and have kids but we love compliments"

  • @saal0
    @saal0 3 роки тому +115

    The way he keeps her hand hostage really brings me back to so many panic moments. Fellas, if for some reason you really think that is smart: the moment you do that we instantly feel very unsafe.

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому +24

      Physical intimacy isn't about touching, it's about proximity and warmth and it is not comforting to have some guy grab onto you and hold you in a vice grip. A lot of these types seem to think that getting handsy somehow communicates those same feelings when in reality it does the opposite and is incredibly ineffective at anything other than inspiring fear.

    • @Gabriel-fz4ys
      @Gabriel-fz4ys 3 роки тому +8

      @@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen yes... The call it "kino touching." According to these PUA's, you must move to touch her as as soon as possible for as long as possible to build chemical attraction. Even if true, what they are failing to factor is, TIMING. HIs timing was terrible. He refused to let go of her hand and he had literally just met her...

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому

      @@Gabriel-fz4ys Genuinely not how that works but okay. What I said is more likely to create a chemical reaction than that.

    • @Gabriel-fz4ys
      @Gabriel-fz4ys 3 роки тому +5

      @@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen Hey buddy, I'm just explaining their rationale as they explain it, not saying I agree, necessarily.

    • @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
      @AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 роки тому

      @@Gabriel-fz4ys Alright pal, just making sure, you have a blessed day.

  • @joshuajohn1108
    @joshuajohn1108 3 роки тому +81

    That first guy is textbook for a mod of
    r/seduction. He believes he is highly trained in the art of flirtation, when really he’s a redditor who thinks “naughty girl” is the phrase that will reel the women in.

  • @TheBrewski420
    @TheBrewski420 3 роки тому +67

    This dude is basically one of those “let me get a hug” type guys that love the joker, he even says society multiple times lmao.

  • @dot8209
    @dot8209 3 роки тому +22

    I've learned to be more aggressive in shutting these creepy guys down. They seem have a thing for picking girls up in the library. Give us some peace and let us feel safe! 🤢🤬

  • @jessepejibbs3889
    @jessepejibbs3889 3 роки тому +454

    GameStop girl would’ve been a cinch with this advice.

    • @mcooper_
      @mcooper_ 3 роки тому +11

      bruh the video came out 1 minute ago

    • @ravedylan7003
      @ravedylan7003 3 роки тому

      u haven’t even watched the video yet

    • @salvunction
      @salvunction 3 роки тому +9

      @Dream shut up

    • @Nikocado.Avocado
      @Nikocado.Avocado 3 роки тому

      Ur cool

    • @jessepejibbs3889
      @jessepejibbs3889 3 роки тому

      @@mcooper_ this is probably the first time notifications ever came out on time.

  • @JMoney615
    @JMoney615 3 роки тому +131

    I actually do believe this guy calls random chicks at the bar naughty girls

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @ftbaimakaren1368
      @ftbaimakaren1368 3 роки тому

      Hold up let’s try this “so I heard you’ve been a naughty girl” did it work? because if not somethings wrong with you 🙄🙄

  • @Paleodude626
    @Paleodude626 3 роки тому +61

    Restraining order speedrun: Any percent

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

  • @roronoad.baller7110
    @roronoad.baller7110 2 роки тому +8

    7:42 no way in hell this guy really tried the r.kelly "come back to America with me" technique

  • @forwarduntodawn285
    @forwarduntodawn285 3 роки тому +339

    If you are ever in a queue , and there's a girl in front of you , to make her feel comfortable ,just give a warm kiss on her neck from behind . 100% works .

    • @ae-_ae
      @ae-_ae 3 роки тому +70

      Tried this myself, she called the cops. Did I do something wrong?!??

    • @iksskan9147
      @iksskan9147 3 роки тому +101

      @@ae-_ae you probably forgot to hold her waist while you do so

    • @ae-_ae
      @ae-_ae 3 роки тому +85

      @@iksskan9147 ah thank you, I'll try again when I get out of jail

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 3 роки тому +103

      @@ae-_ae Try it on the prison guard first, he might let you out early.

    • @Kevin-cy2dr
      @Kevin-cy2dr 3 роки тому +7

      I would rather be single than be a sex offender.

  • @gheist_
    @gheist_ 3 роки тому +299

    This is just plain fucking awful but I gotta admit "has anyone ever told you how beautiful MY eyes are" was hilarious

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 3 роки тому +2

      I gotta admit, I wasn’t expecting that 😂

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 3 роки тому +2

      That was actually good

    • @filezd
      @filezd 3 роки тому +40

      that's literally a quote from johnny bravo lmfao

    • @alexd4566
      @alexd4566 3 роки тому +5

      @@filezd None of these self-proclaimed “pick up artists” invent new stuff. All they do is copy and paste. So wouldn’t surprise me

    • @filezd
      @filezd 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexd4566 skip to 2:50 ua-cam.com/video/KnKll5JCgNg/v-deo.html

  • @shinsooxx
    @shinsooxx 3 роки тому +108

    So this is the guide to getting a job at Activision Blizzard.

  • @nicksharpe3004
    @nicksharpe3004 3 роки тому +4

    "OMG, He's out in public!" lmao that one got me

  • @robbieg6036
    @robbieg6036 3 роки тому +47

    'Advanced escalation' sounds like this course heads towards a criminal act...

  • @nebulasniffer__2827
    @nebulasniffer__2827 3 роки тому +169

    Surprised Putin didn't come find this guy and be like "Bruh, chill"

  • @SKFSTETSHT
    @SKFSTETSHT 3 роки тому +67

    Him: you’re a naughty girl, lemme see your hand
    Her: No, I don’t think I will

    • @gram.
      @gram. 3 роки тому

      fune

    • @mordi9286
      @mordi9286 3 роки тому +3

      Alternative ending: the girl slowly draws her hand, and just smacks him and leaves.

    • @greyblob1101
      @greyblob1101 3 роки тому

      @@mordi9286 the girl grabs his hand and does he was gonna do to him

  • @jhonnystar8897
    @jhonnystar8897 2 роки тому +5

    This is like if a service provider called you and asked you why you think you should be their costumer

  • @cygnuscraft9544
    @cygnuscraft9544 3 роки тому +45

    To quote a great man:
    "That's sexual assault bro if you do that with a black woman you're gonna get dropped"

  • @no_i_dont_want_no_slugs
    @no_i_dont_want_no_slugs 3 роки тому +34

    12:30 this lady's giving every vibe that she doesn't want to have any contact with him, but is trying to be nice/polite (maybe she feels uncomfortable/unsafe, or maybe she just doesn't want to hurt his feelings). her tone of voice is polite but very curt.. i think it should be obvious to him that she doesn't want to interact with him.
    "I don't know how to find me because my name is in Russian"

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 роки тому +672

    The most useful video for today. Thanks Charlie, I will work in it.

    • @acreativerock7843
      @acreativerock7843 3 роки тому +5

      amogus

    • @CanDL2
      @CanDL2 3 роки тому +25

      stop commenting on every video you watch bro nobody will watch your videos just because you got verified by botting subscribers

    • @bowngd
      @bowngd 3 роки тому

      @@CanDL2 jealous 🤡🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @CanDL2
      @CanDL2 3 роки тому +16

      @@bowngd ok mr professional fortnite player

    • @williamshakespeare987
      @williamshakespeare987 3 роки тому +17

      @@CanDL2 legit, it's getting annoying seeing decent comments get buried under this heap of just verified accounts.

  • @joshuabeck6008
    @joshuabeck6008 Рік тому +7

    "Heres how to get laid"
    -Guy Who Clearly Has Never Touched a Woman

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor Рік тому

      He has definetely touched women, and all of them ran away screaming

  • @arn4775
    @arn4775 3 роки тому +116

    I like to think that he's actually trying to help us by demonstrating exactly what not to do.

    • @ghetis396
      @ghetis396 3 роки тому +9

      I have a headcanon that these guys are trying to make the other desperate dudes act like this so that when these guys don't do the things they're preaching, the seem relatively less creepy and increase their chances in a roundabout way.

  • @Ghost-qe1gh
    @Ghost-qe1gh 3 роки тому +78

    Renaming The Titles Preperly
    "What NOT To Do When A Girl Looks At You"
    "Don't Say This If You Want Women To Chase You"
    "Say THIS To Make Her Run Away Screaming"

    • @BigWillyG1000
      @BigWillyG1000 3 роки тому +1

      "How to end up on a registry of sex offenders."

    • @trumpchicken4937
      @trumpchicken4937 3 роки тому

      "Say this to get your face on a bounty poster"

  • @VideogameYoshi
    @VideogameYoshi 3 роки тому +34

    "focus on her eyes" seems like a psa for self defense, like "the eyes are the weak spot"

  • @llJeezusll
    @llJeezusll 3 роки тому +26

    This has to be satire
    Literally every single interaction was a fail 😂

  • @joelhamlyn5186
    @joelhamlyn5186 3 роки тому +66

    "god that felt like so much longer than 4 minutes" is what every girl would think as they were leaving if you tried any of this shit

  • @Vodaii
    @Vodaii 3 роки тому +332

    Charlie this man should take tips from you because your charisma level is impossibly high

    • @hankhenk1084
      @hankhenk1084 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @maxfax4781
      @maxfax4781 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/aj5bkbgpQHk/v-deo.html

    • @Succatag67789
      @Succatag67789 3 роки тому +9

      I am reporting all the no no comments

    • @charlienoii
      @charlienoii 3 роки тому +1

      @@Succatag67789 report the account too!!

    • @nikita_ayzatulin
      @nikita_ayzatulin 3 роки тому

      @@Succatag67789 Let's go guys!! We're getting this person out of here

  • @lifeistricky3185
    @lifeistricky3185 3 роки тому +247

    I love how all these gurus always act like ALL WOMEN are exactly the same and like the same things. 😂 If it doesn't work, she must be broken, I guess 😄

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 роки тому +5

      I'll give them some benefit of the doubt. Bars attract certain kinds of people so in a bar setting some of these pick up artists might actually give good advice. In a bar setting there are some unwritten rules and expectations as well. Lots of girl go to bars to get picked up. They go there to play the game.
      But yeah, any of these tools talking about picking up women in grocery stores or on the street are pretty much 100% full of shit. There's a much wider variety of people in those settings and the expectations are completely different

    • @augervongaribaldi
      @augervongaribaldi 3 роки тому +34

      @@trequor This rant isn’t towards you cause you didn’t do anything, it’s just the subject. Yo I go to a bar to only drink, not to hook up with people. I will literally go there with my parents to catch up and or have fun with my bf then people try to talk to me or do little advances they think is cute. Like I just wanna chill at the bar with loved ones, leave me alone.

    • @trequor
      @trequor 3 роки тому +3

      @@augervongaribaldi I pretty much only go to pubs for this reason. I never liked the bar scene... but i do *personally* know at least a dozen people who go to the bar specifically to hook up with people. Both men and women btw

    • @augervongaribaldi
      @augervongaribaldi 3 роки тому +8

      @@trequor Yeah I get yah. Pubs are weird here as they’re more like diners than chill drinking places. If I wanted to get hit on I’d go alone to a bar or just split to opposite sides of a bar with a friend for extra security.

  • @SenxKujo
    @SenxKujo 3 роки тому +6

    13:51 really got me

  • @slimee8841
    @slimee8841 3 роки тому +430

    Jesus cringing watches fake Jesus trying to lead people in to sin

    • @sin3576
      @sin3576 3 роки тому +2

      Nice pfp bro

    • @N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine
      @N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine 3 роки тому

      Nice pfp, give source

    • @luigi7834
      @luigi7834 3 роки тому

      @@N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine It is Rem from Re Zero if that helps

    • @pulse27
      @pulse27 2 роки тому

      @@luigi7834 you are the best mario bro by far

  • @mentalpopcorn2304
    @mentalpopcorn2304 3 роки тому +15

    At 4:00 when Charlie says "god that felt so much longer than 4 minutes" I truly felt that too

  • @cwazyazn
    @cwazyazn 3 роки тому +66

    This guy has no idea what works or doesn’t. He’s literally throwing mud at a wall to see why sticks and what doesn’t. He’s basically just hitting on anything with legs and use the power of editing to show a better success rate, filming that, and selling his “knowledge”

    • @joshuazeeman7553
      @joshuazeeman7553 3 роки тому +5

      What I love is that these are his "successes". I want to see the blooper reel

  • @jasonmore5869
    @jasonmore5869 2 роки тому +9

    13:26 no way matt just called russian girls more masculine

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 3 роки тому +49

    "Hey what's up, I gotta go" is totally me. I wanna talk to girls, but every time I stumble across some, I'm always heading somewhere, and I have to leave immidiately .

    • @alexrempel3274
      @alexrempel3274 3 роки тому +1

      Always on the grind 😤😤😤💪💪💪