@@idunno6723 The boat is sinking and we know hundreds of people are about to die on this ship, AND it's already tilted diagonally in the air (boats aren't supposed to do that) while the entire population is scrambling for the life boats around him... But his dumbass thinks it might be a practice drill If you were being sarcastic... Congrats, you got me
Haha and true! It's in my eyes almost like his films are just as much about making the U.S. look like the only country in the universe as they are about explosions, objectified women and what not 😂
I don't care what anyone says, I loved that movie as a kid. Ben Affleck was my favorite actor in like 2003. I literally remember coming out of the theater seeing Daredevil saying he was my favorite actor and the movie was awesome lol.
@@grenbaygrl1 I haven't seen Pearl Habor in a long time so I can't completely remember what kind of quality it was. But I did see Daredevil again somewhat recently and still enjoyed it. Specifically the Directors cut. It's not nearly as good as Netflix Daredevil. But it's a pretty good movie in my opinion, and it's very nostalgic for me still. The costume and cane were pretty sweet too. Certainly a lot more high tech than the Netflix arsenal had.
@@MrDestroyedSoulx There's not a lot of story to Pearl Harbor, at least not a lot of depth and nuance, and it could probably be a smidge leaner in terms of how quickly they move through it, but I liked the feel, like the tone of the time period and the presentaton _of_ the story that they decided to tell. The performances aren't really a problem, either. Plus Kate Beckinsale looking as wonderful as ever.
@@vincentjohnflorio do bad is spit on the graves on all the people who died that day and all of the veterans because Michael Bay decided to make it a fucking love triangle Romance movie that just happened to take place during Pearl Harbor and it depicted an attack on a hospital that never fucking happened for shock value.
I'm literally crying with laughter at the Michael Bay bit. XD What makes it so funny is how cleverly it's done, beginning with a couple of more plausible explosions such as the rocket misfiring or when the ship breaks in two, and then escalating to exploding china and furniture and people hitting the water. I'm not trying to be Captain Obvious or condescend to anyone, I'm just explaining why I appreciate it.
+Gorman_Fr33man The ironic thing is, this is how the REAL Titanic survivors also thought the situation. Many had excpected to return in the early morning.
George Lucas Special Edition: Jack and Rose shoot at Cal first, five more icebergs are added, Rose screams "NOOOOO" when she jumps from the lifeboat back onto the ship.
He would say that the shipping company loses money all the time because they're a bunch of incompetent fools, who broadcasted this information in order to say they will try to change their budgeting plans.
Quentin Tarantino - Starts off in the middle of the story, goes to the beginning, then ends with the end. The Wachowski Brothers - People are seen falling off the ship in bullet time. M. Night Shyamalan - There was no iceberg at all. It was all just an illusion. Alfred Hitchcock - Jack and Rose are running through the halls dodging and jumping obstacles while the cameraman follows them in one continuous shot. Rob Zombie - People are falling off the ship and dying in gruesome ways in slow motion to happy rock or country music. Sam Raimi - Over-the-top death scenes. With cameo appearance Bruce Campbell. James Wan - Something falls with a loud, blaring sound played. James Nguyen - Continuous, unnecessary scenes that either are dragged too long or have no relevance to the story whatsoever. Featuring shitty CGI birds. Adam Sandler - Well, this movie's gonna suck.
Wow, I have to say your editing and Photoshop skills are out of this world. I even saw reflections and ambient lighting from the items you placed in scene.
Yeah I'm not a video editor-tologist or anything but if the compositing on the storm troopers was in a real movie I wouldn't question it. The interior one is great, and the second one even looks a little hyper-colored but what's funny is that makes it feel more realistic to me because those scenes in the movie, everyone looks like that.
Because the Titanic was a poorly designed ship that was completely wrecked by an iceberg (which also caused the ship to explode). The ship itself was also loaded with plates, chairs, etc. that explode when broken.
0:45 *"Maybe it's another drill."*
I'm dead XD
lmao
Lol
I chuckled for so long xD
I don't get it
@@idunno6723 The boat is sinking and we know hundreds of people are about to die on this ship, AND it's already tilted diagonally in the air (boats aren't supposed to do that) while the entire population is scrambling for the life boats around him... But his dumbass thinks it might be a practice drill
If you were being sarcastic... Congrats, you got me
If somebody made a drama movie where everything exploded like when the chair tipped over, I'd watch it.
Call Micael Bay
Rizerr96 cddx
so Michael Bay made a with drama?
Easy said than done
the movie would be over in a few mins then lol
The Michael Bay part was inaccurate.
They forgot to add over fifteen random product placements.
And way too many American flags that it's annoying 😂
Gargudon brooo i was about to say that!!!! I was gonna say “and American flags slowly waving outside a Midwest barn” 😂
Haha and true! It's in my eyes almost like his films are just as much about making the U.S. look like the only country in the universe as they are about explosions, objectified women and what not 😂
Also, a group of people walking toward the camera in slow motion with a golden sunset behind them.
And disrespecting female stereotypes- oh wait Cameron does that just fine haha
I lost it with the stormtroopers. "Drop your weapons." This one really got me, "Maybe it's another drill." Yet Titanic is literally sinking. 😂
When the pile of plates landed on the floor and exploded in a fireball I lost it. Classic Michael Bay .
The dresser got me lol
@@SASenglish Me too! By the time the plummeting people were exploding on contact with water I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe 😂
tarksable Hahahaha. Yeah!!
SASenglish yes! Excellent!
@@Somnogenesis 2d
I would totally pay for a movie made by Lucas, Abrams, and Bay. I don't care what it is.
I think it woult amount to one huge brawl of directors with huge egos, secretly filmed by the cameraman.
Plus Quentin Tarantino? And Christopher Nolan? With Luc Besson? I'm sold! 👌
Joseph Simpson i'd spend all of my money, just to see it in 3D!
That sounds like a lovely clusterfluck.
It is star wars 8. You dont get the joke 🤣
...and Michael Bay!
Bom
Wow
And titanic booom
Nuke
Chair tips
BOOM
The near-flawless placement of the storm troopers was amazing
I died when the people fell in the water and exploded xD
JClayton 1994 well they are editing duh
JClayton 1994 so did they.
same
You were not even there
how do you know we weren't?.
Michael Bay already made Titanic; it's called Pearl Harbor
I don't care what anyone says, I loved that movie as a kid. Ben Affleck was my favorite actor in like 2003. I literally remember coming out of the theater seeing Daredevil saying he was my favorite actor and the movie was awesome lol.
@@MrDestroyedSoulx we are all allowed our guilty pleasures. No shame, dude. No shame
@@grenbaygrl1 I haven't seen Pearl Habor in a long time so I can't completely remember what kind of quality it was. But I did see Daredevil again somewhat recently and still enjoyed it. Specifically the Directors cut. It's not nearly as good as Netflix Daredevil. But it's a pretty good movie in my opinion, and it's very nostalgic for me still. The costume and cane were pretty sweet too. Certainly a lot more high tech than the Netflix arsenal had.
@@MrDestroyedSoulx There's not a lot of story to Pearl Harbor, at least not a lot of depth and nuance, and it could probably be a smidge leaner in terms of how quickly they move through it, but I liked the feel, like the tone of the time period and the presentaton _of_ the story that they decided to tell. The performances aren't really a problem, either. Plus Kate Beckinsale looking as wonderful as ever.
@@vincentjohnflorio do bad is spit on the graves on all the people who died that day and all of the veterans because Michael Bay decided to make it a fucking love triangle Romance movie that just happened to take place during Pearl Harbor and it depicted an attack on a hospital that never fucking happened for shock value.
1:11
Im sure everyone expects this Little boat to explode and what Happend? The blow the whole ship up!!! This ending was hilarious!
The funny thing about that is it didn't sink from the ice berg it didn't even make it out of port. The whole thing exploded
Phinnonymous that would only happen in Gta 5
Yep
Same...
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm literally crying with laughter at the Michael Bay bit. XD
What makes it so funny is how cleverly it's done, beginning with a couple of more plausible explosions such as the rocket misfiring or when the ship breaks in two, and then escalating to exploding china and furniture and people hitting the water.
I'm not trying to be Captain Obvious or condescend to anyone, I'm just explaining why I appreciate it.
tal cual eta repreto de gags que me hicieron acordar a "la pistola desnuda" (The Naked Gun)
I died when Michael Bay came in! XD
Robban Robbson Swe We all did, brother, we all did. ;D
Det gjorde vi alla, ingen kan överleva Michael Bay och hans explosioner (+En gigantisk Robot-TRex som är f*cking awesome badazz)
I lived when michael bae came in me
+Robban Robbson Swe I died the third time Michael Bay started. Died first time Lucas' Stormtrooper blasts lasers.
I'm assuming death by fireball
What happened during the Micheal Bay part? I was blinded from JJ's lensflare.
explosions XD
LMAO
this honestly would be the best damn movie ever
I'll buy tickets for all 25,038,997 of us
Thanks for all the likes this is the most I've ever gotten
Wendy Gibeau can I bring my GF? Or will that break the budget?
It's fine things that don't exsist are free
@@wendygibeau770
OHHHHHHH
😂😂😂 That's what I was gonna say
ua-cam.com/video/-pofXINd3J4/v-deo.html
Me!!!!!!!! On Tatanic
Wendy Gibeau Thanks!
1:06 is clearly the best part
+MrMailboss , no, the last one is the best part. lol
+Enigma Fpv Yeah, the entire ship exploded except the tiny sailboat xD
+MrMailboss Exploding Robots XD
XD
It's not that it's 0:40
Lost my shit when the people fell in the water and exploded. XD
See.. that is the evidence.. self-combustion is real!
Michael Bay approves these explosions.But he said there weren't enough booms.
Haha, me too!
MIKEANTHONY321 Maybe they were sucide bombers who knows xD
This is what titanic whould be if Michel Bay made it.... XD
Omfg I'd pay money to see this version of titanic xD
I'd enjoy watching you get spit on ur face
emil rye-holmboe at leas he doesnt drive a muscle wannabe car lol
emil rye-holmboe kinky bastard
Ichiro いちろ I would probably go broke watching that movie
Ichiro いちろ
Me too xd
"My Heart Will Go On" punctuated by explosions really hits different...
"Maybe it's another drill" I lost it
+Gorman_Fr33man The ironic thing is, this is how the REAL Titanic survivors also thought the situation. Many had excpected to return in the early morning.
Gorman_Fr33man you stole my profile picture for some weird reason
Exploding chair? Well, why not?;DD made my day
DaVe |CS:GO| And exploding dishes too
DaVe |CS:GO| Golden Eye dude, Golden Eye...
DaVe |CS:GO| dude this was in cooperation with Michael Bay... what did you expect???
I expected explosions..a lot of them but not exploding chair..:D
DaVe |CS:GO| with after effects is everything possible XD
I've waited 7 years for a video like this.
This is a far-too underrated comment.
I waited my whole life for a video like this! 😂
I also only just realised who you are. It's been a while since I've heard you in a video...
@@r-mur Indeed
Wait what this vid came out 2012
They forgot hot girls in bikinis for Michael Bay
Oh, and all of them instantly catching on fire!
Yep with some fake boobs and lips lol mb style
cartoons and stuff and the american flag
Oh and don't forget about 40 minutes of military arguments
and replace Kate Winslet with Megan Fox
I wish this was a real flim
when I was a lil shark I thought it was gonna be
An unfortunate hammerhead shark I love you babe
Hahahahahahaha
GameingForNerds it would be the most beautiful waste of time and money
Me too
The fact that the special effects are really decent makes this video work 100%
I can't take it. 1:07. Someone please help me, but don't kill me. My stomach hurts so bad
Well I didn't really expect good quality when I clicked on the video...
And now I'm questioning the quality of the videos I usually watch.
And then you see the Video here is from 2012 when UA-cam was realy great.
@@vilkua3471 yeah I need to watch more videos from back then...
@@ronaldreaganhateaccount2839
Bastard
Plates fall 💥
People hit the water 💥
Chair tips over 💥
OMG I'm deceased lmao 😂 I'm 💥
Titanic: hi little boat 💥
Needle drops :explosion:
Michael Bay, LOL
I know right. Funny as hell. xD
Ikr it will be better then any other romantic movie
Slashexx54 Ethan Summers Tenshi (PinguXDPudding)
I Laugh for 10 minutes for Michael Bay Style Explosions...
im dead at this moment
hi
It was funny four years ago. It's funny now!
It was funny six years ago. It's funny now!
MagicEmperor ,
FuckMyLife it was funny six years and two weeks ago. Its funny now!
Luna!!!
Uhhh wow its funny how on this ship dying real People wow
"everything you think that don't will explode, can explode"
-Bay, Michael
Michael Bay = Humans can explode in water
+ImANormalGuyThatHasALongNameAndDontRealyCareForItLOL Michel Bay = everything is made of explosives
+Odabas Onur And humans, the atmosphere, hell everything replaces oxygen/methane/carbon dioxide, etc with nitroglycerin.
WonkyTonkBotty lol why not anti matter it explodes in contact with everything even air
Odabas Onur Even better idea in that case!
+ImANormalGuyThatHasALongNameAndDontRealyCareForItLOL They're all made of potassium apparently
Wow, people blow up when they jump into the water...
Only if they've eaten less than an hour before jumping in...
That's you will get if you cooperate with Michael Bay.
YUP LOOOOOOOOOOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They must be composed of pure Francium, which explode when in contact with water :o
Hahaha the best
George Lucas Special Edition: Jack and Rose shoot at Cal first, five more icebergs are added, Rose screams "NOOOOO" when she jumps from the lifeboat back onto the ship.
No Limbs cut off 2/10
This video is a master piece, how has this taken so long for me to discover it’s existence. Either way, loved the editing!
Thanks UA-cam for showing me this video after 7 years
Francesco Boselli unoriginal
They don’t only recommend old videos
Same to me
@@danielparvin9083 also fuck you for writings comments.
JJ Abrams Logic Seriously
that's the Reasons Why the Whole Crew Can't See The iceberg
You win!
This is how film directors need to think, I'd pay to see that.
Now all we need is wargaming so the maus can fuck shit up.
+05 -1 (Sandsnake7) yeah also get tier X american and british arty because....splash damage
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7 years old and UA-cam still recommends this to me...
I’m okay with that😎
Well 10 now
@@xxxxkun woah this is insane! Thanks for showing me my old comment
1:06 lol I cant stop replaying this 😂😂😂😂
+JacKy CromPo me neither :D :D :D
yes xddd
XD
Yup. .The exploding chair is the best part!
No, the people hitting the water and exploding was the best part! LOL!
Is it weird that I believe Hollywood would actually make this horrible remake?
+Karuminu2 horrible? it would be the greatest thing ever!!
Karuminu2 Unlike the real Titanic, this seems like a movie worth watching.
The "real" titanic wasn't a movie.
Karuminu2 yes
Karuminu2 horrible? This would be great
2012: no
2013: no
2014: no
2015: no
2016: no
2017: no ?
2018 : maybe
2018.5: all right soon
2019: *LET'S PUT THIS IN RECOMMENDED*
Duh, that's the point of the recommendation section !
I know what the heck?
This has been recommended to people before dumbass, that's why it has 24 million views and most of the comments are from 4+ years ago
2020:movie is posted
24 mil views...
1:07 always makes me die of laughter 😆
Icebergs can't melt steel beams...
Except the President would say it weakened the structural integrity, not melted the steel beams, which ice bergs are perfectly capable of doing.
He would say that the shipping company loses money all the time because they're a bunch of incompetent fools, who broadcasted this information in order to say they will try to change their budgeting plans.
Out of all things,the first thing i see under a Titanic super 3D video is a 9/11 joke.Congratz humanity.
What about alien memes?
This is what I call Titanic! I was laughing like hell when the people fell into the water and exploded!
Reminds me of the part in Spongbob where a guy crashed his bike and then nuke-sploded.
You mean Squidward.
***** lmao :D
I have never seen such good visual and special effects in 2012, 100 years after the original sinking in 1912
Quentin Tarantino - Starts off in the middle of the story, goes to the beginning, then ends with the end.
The Wachowski Brothers - People are seen falling off the ship in bullet time.
M. Night Shyamalan - There was no iceberg at all. It was all just an illusion.
Alfred Hitchcock - Jack and Rose are running through the halls dodging and jumping obstacles while the cameraman follows them in one continuous shot.
Rob Zombie - People are falling off the ship and dying in gruesome ways in slow motion to happy rock or country music.
Sam Raimi - Over-the-top death scenes. With cameo appearance Bruce Campbell.
James Wan - Something falls with a loud, blaring sound played.
James Nguyen - Continuous, unnecessary scenes that either are dragged too long or have no relevance to the story whatsoever. Featuring shitty CGI birds.
Adam Sandler - Well, this movie's gonna suck.
Shyamalan...
Artistic Dragon shamalamalan
KoeSeer i say it the same way!
Omg dude your comment is hilarious!!!!!
Nguyen is the best one
Actually this is 4D not 3D
No, it's clearly super 3D
+Borghome 4th dimmention is time
+Charlie Simon 4d is when u feel sduff from the movie like that spit from rose or win when the ship is sailing
Borghome oh, i guess in terms of movie watching yeah. I was thinking along the lines of string theory
+Thuglife Pikachu maybe 56789499949559D
I have to say this is really well edited XD
I lost it at Cal having a gun fight with the Storm Trooper 🤣
I thought Winslet's spit gonna be directed by Bay too.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......... *SPITS*....... BOOOOM!!
Just blows up the theater haha.
the chair exploding lmao
People exploding !
Alfie Snow PLATES EXPLODING!!!!!!!!
Birds exploding FFS!
Man this comment is still alive. Many are still liking because everyday i get this notification! xD
MICHAEL BAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Won't watch. Not enough explosions.
well there is alot more explosion in movie
did u even watch it yet?
DETA-X PX ONE HAG it’s clearly a joke
Wow, I have to say your editing and Photoshop skills are out of this world. I even saw reflections and ambient lighting from the items you placed in scene.
Yeah I'm not a video editor-tologist or anything but if the compositing on the storm troopers was in a real movie I wouldn't question it. The interior one is great, and the second one even looks a little hyper-colored but what's funny is that makes it feel more realistic to me because those scenes in the movie, everyone looks like that.
1:06 is the best
michael bay is the best! hahaha
i would totatly watch this,
If George, J.J, James, and Michael all made a movie together...
It be the end of the damn world
why the mini ship explode titanic XD
Because the Titanic was a poorly designed ship that was completely wrecked by an iceberg (which also caused the ship to explode). The ship itself was also loaded with plates, chairs, etc. that explode when broken.
It was the end of the screen.
*Micheal Bay logic.*
omg Leo's would be reaction to the 2 guys falling in the water was priceless.
I think those where women.
Love the Michael Bay part XD So much boom ! XD Just like GTA everything can explode even cell phones !
**Everyone panicking and the ship is very clearly sinking**
“Maybe it’s another drill.”
The George Lucas bit should have been just scenes of bland characters standing around talking.
Talking about sand XDD
Miracoline Comb the desert!
or random cgi shit
Miracoline
I like the water
I LOST IT AT "MAYBE ITS ANOTHER DRILL" 😂😂
Make this movie!
When the Michael bay part came up I lost it 😭😂😭
Directed by Michael Bay XD
Still a better love story than Twilight.
*than
Ali H no no.. He meant it was a good love story. THEN twilight..
Ali H lol... you must be funny at parties...
@@alikhamit9383 Thanks, just a mistype due to autocorrection, tho. 😅
why didn't I hear about these guys before, laughing out loud at all their videos
Glad you like our videos :D Tell your friends!
+PistolShrimps WHO DOESN'T
ikr
Ten years later, I have returned! Yes, I saw the 3d trailer and it reminded me of this wonderful piece. Still want this one, though.
1:05 That Chair's Death Is Sadder Than The Whole Movie XD
the people exploding , haha pure genius..
Bomb vests XD
everyone screaming while the boat is about to break apart
Stormtrooper: maybe its another drill.
Love how jumping off Titanic somehow causes explosions💥💥🤣
Nothing like things randomly exploding and having the backing of My heart will go on.
This is just plain wrong and yet I can't stop laughing; especially at the Micheal Bay part...
>"You can feel the world."
>Adds tentacles
Love how you put the explosions when the titanic shot the flare and split in 2
The most awesome thing is that this is actually in the new Titanic xD
there came a new titanic movie just recently. Though it is just a reworked version of the previous movie
h0len It wasn't a new Titanic movie, it was a re-release.
MrHendrix17 Yes, like i said. It is reworked, which means also re-release
h0len But it isn't a "New Titanic" which you also said.
MrHendrix17 Well, by the definition of new it is. Because new means it is just created, and they recreated the movie, so duh. It actually is true
I wonder what the passengers were thinking when a stormtrooper suddenly appeared when the ship was sinking (exploding) .
better than the original :P
The explosions got me :D
And Michael Bay, everything just blows including a chair I love it oh dear brilliant.
9gag brought me here...was not disappointed
Disgusting.
1:07, they tried to distroy the water so there would not be anything to drown in
I'M REALLY HAPPY OF SUPER 3D!!!!
The j.j abrams one made me laugh so hard
Sorry I couldn't see it because of all the lens flairs
@@9c1official90 Is that a common thing in his movies?
0:19 - You mean only a random member of the audience would feel the shot? Thats bullshit. Would be like waiting to win the lottery all over again.
You are bullshit
your*
+INSANEWitG18S Idon't understabd who you are trying to correct.
myself from the 3rd grade
SHOTS FIRED
I remember seeing this when I was smaller and thinking that this was a real movie coming out, I really wanted to watch it! 🤣🤣
Wait...
This was 7 years ago?
Feel old yet?
I‘d credit Michael Bay with the invention of the lense glare, though 😂
The f**king storm trooper made me cry LOL 😝
"And Michael Bay!"
*explosions intensify*
EVERYTHING!
(( lol, finally some stormtroopers in titanic, I really missed those XD ))
***** Maybe trillions, so will you buy it or rent it?
eeehh?!
I want
ULTRA TITANIC SUPER 3D TURBO ULTIMATE COLLECTOR'S EDITION
mind.exe had stopped working
A CHAIR!!!!! A FUCKING CHAIR EXPLODES!!!!!!
only in America - and dont drive ther cars
IIIII lost my shit on that one!
Never doubt Michael Bay logic!
Don't forget the plates and the people who jumped in the water. :) they explode too
1:07 Turn on captions your welcome
Lmao 😂 thanks I would have never checked
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Hahahahaha
Its say Kamikaze And Kamikaze son- That Was cool. KAAA BOOOOOMMMM😵