@@just_a_hampa The Olympic gods are terrible people. It’s one of the best parts about the religion - they didn’t take their gods too seriously. I’m just dissapointed they made Ares pretty and civilized. He acts like a rabid dog in most of the stories he appears in. They should’ve taken the whole gay thread of this game and made him a power top bear.
"Silence, you monster!! I'll hear no more such wicked lies, half-truths, or quarter-truths! You, however, soon shall hear my blessed spear! Specifically, the sound it makes whilst sliding into your exposed midsection! Defend yourself!" He's such a jerk, but by the gods on high if he isn't a LIKEABLE jerk. hes so fun to listen to goddamnit
Theseus is written as one of the best recurring antagonists I can think of in gaming history. Designed to make you frustrated, angry, and amused all at once.
One of the most enjoyable Asterius / Theseus fights I had was during their breakup / feud arc with this exact dialogue. I laughed and shot the Artemis brainwashing call at them.
Looks like I was relying on the spear's special modified by Daedalus to enable charge attacks. Poseidon must have given it the power of tearing enemies apart such that they take damage when moving, and Aphrodite's dash gives enemies the debuff that increases damage taken. Two debuffs grant an additional 40% damage from one of the mirror powers.
Ah yes, you included the best part of any run: Saying hi to our number 1 fan at the top there.
Always!
I always love how the Olympic gods snitch on Zagreus the second someone else asks for them.
@@just_a_hampa The Olympic gods are terrible people. It’s one of the best parts about the religion - they didn’t take their gods too seriously. I’m just dissapointed they made Ares pretty and civilized. He acts like a rabid dog in most of the stories he appears in. They should’ve taken the whole gay thread of this game and made him a power top bear.
@Mantelar I honestly prefer my civilized cold psychopath that is Ares. It fits him, especially during his time in the Ancient ages.
@@Mantelarwait what there's a gay section in the game?
@@Mantelarjust curious asking
@User-gd2fw yeah you can date Thanatos and Achilles and Patroclus are a thing.
Theseus' best line will always be the one where he talks about how hard he's gonna thrust his spear hard into my mid section.
"Silence, you monster!! I'll hear no more such wicked lies, half-truths, or quarter-truths! You, however, soon shall hear my blessed spear! Specifically, the sound it makes whilst sliding into your exposed midsection! Defend yourself!"
He's such a jerk, but by the gods on high if he isn't a LIKEABLE jerk. hes so fun to listen to goddamnit
@@urbainleverrier1 all i know is that i CONSTANTLY have my mid section VERY exposed
We can't have it any other way
Title: Zagreus and Thesus throw spears at each other for 30 seconds
@@samueljo7910 Theseus, Hero of Athens, is proficient at both spear throwing AND catching. He has endless practice with the Bull of Thebes.
Theseus is written as one of the best recurring antagonists I can think of in gaming history. Designed to make you frustrated, angry, and amused all at once.
Hear, hear!
Whenever I hear his dialogue I just laugh to myself
@@That-one-guy-on-the-internet I just fought him for the first time with Excalibur. He was profusely envious of my big sword.
@@Mantelar Lmao that is justified 😭
Many times if it's a hopeless run I am too weak before this fight, I just gave up. I don't like to lose to him. 😂
The fact that the shades always chant his name afterwards too
One of the most enjoyable Asterius / Theseus fights I had was during their breakup / feud arc with this exact dialogue. I laughed and shot the Artemis brainwashing call at them.
Thesus panicking and trying to say something brave was so funny lol. May I know what was ur build for this?
Looks like I was relying on the spear's special modified by Daedalus to enable charge attacks. Poseidon must have given it the power of tearing enemies apart such that they take damage when moving, and Aphrodite's dash gives enemies the debuff that increases damage taken. Two debuffs grant an additional 40% damage from one of the mirror powers.
@@pierrogus Alright, thank u so much😁
@@RainejiangAphrodite also seems to be the best summon, too. Fully charged, she did about 1700 damage in one shot to Hades.
@@mc_zittrer8793 Yeah I’ve noticed that too!
A funny dialogue that always gets me is if you go to one of the duel gods rooms, disappoint one of the god or goddess, then use their ability.
Demeter: ROT FOR ALL I CARE
How the f he's doing that much damage 😱😱
As annoying as Theseus is you gotta admit that he genuinely is besties with Asterius lol
Yo wtf how are u doing that much damage
What was your build?
See other comments, I explained it there
Mono!
drop the build bro
@@chreese37 I think it’s somewhere in the comments, I was listing the things that must have led to this kind of damage output.
Wow