Unveiling The Ultimate Superslingshot X2000!
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2024
- Forget everything you thought you knew about slingshots.
This isn't just an upgrade... It's an all-out, hand-held revolution! Introducing the SuperSlingshot X2000, proudly brought to you by SimpleShot!
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Step into a universe where brilliance and boldness collide, presenting you with not just one, but four fantastically vibrant options! Select your champion from our lineup of eye-popping, slightly clear plastic models.
But wait, there's more!!!
These bad boys aren't just eye candy; they redefine mediocrity in ways you've never imagined…
Precision? Think again.
Power? Even less.
Yes, folks, the SuperSlingshot X2000 specializes in flinging poo.
And not just any poo - we're talking matching poo-emojis designed to stick on contact.
Don't get too excited. It actually works about 2 percent of the time.
And don't even dream of long-distance shots; these beauties don’t fly farther than 10 feet with a hearty tailwind.
With the SuperSlingshot X2000, you're not elevating your game; you're literally flinging poo like a rank amateur.
What are you waiting for? The moment to redefine your shooting is now!
Get yours today. For one day only, April 1st, 2024, one SuperSlingshot X2000 is included FREE with every order at simple-shot.com.
Don't miss out on the fun! Order today.
Oh, and on a serious note, Scout LT is 30% off all week. April 1 - 8th, everything Scout LT is 30% off!
I’m sold. I bought the scout x a few weeks ago and I love it!
I would if a fan was included. I've always wanted to see what happens when it hits the fan.
Wooow, finally a capable slingshot for taking big game
Hahaha nice burn
Brilliant. I knew there was something wrong right from the beginning. 😂
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“Redefining mediocrity “ 😂
Glad you enjoyed it!
Major missed opportunity to call it “simple sh!t”
We thought about it. ;)
Brilliant!
This was a superb work of art 🤣
Haha, thanks!
30% sale this week -- got it! 🤣🤣🤣
The Scout LT is 30% off all week!
Brilliant, love it.😅😂
Thank you!
That is hilarious, I was getting low on ammo anyway, order in!
Thank you, the first 100 orders had one of these added to the order at no cost.
gimme that flamingo im ready to step into tomorrow!
You guys are the best 🤣🤣
Thank you for your support!
Looks like they would break. Great April fools joke
They are a fun lil toy!
So I've got a serious question. Can you guys do a video covering how to figure out the ratios to make bandsets that match the ammo you're wanting to shoot? It'd be nice to have a bit more knowledge of what ratios to use. All I know is the 2:1 ratio when using .7mm latex.
There is not a set standard that works for all shooters. The ratio will change with shooter's likes and dislikes as well as the draw length they have as well as the ammo they are using. The best way is to just methodically test tapers until you get the results you are looking for.
Good one! LMAO!
Yes, but the first 100 orders had one of these added to the order at no cost.
Is this also the case if you buy from Amazon,because their isn't any slingshot company in my country
Only orders from simple-shot.com, sorry!
@@simpleshot ok thanks for the reply,I will check out how much the shipping costs are to Europe
You are very welcome!
They don't make USA products anymore. Maybe they make them where you live?
MashaAllah very nice
Are the 30%off also an April fools joke ? If not does it also count for the scout lt pro and does anyone know how much shipping to Germany would cost ?
*sorry for such questions, I'm very broke financially
It's all on sale here: simple-shot.com/collections/flash-sale
You'll need to just enter your address on your order to estimate shipping!
No, The PRO Series is not included in the offer.
@@simpleshot thank you very much
You are very welcome!
..... But why do I want it anyway ?!
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Whaaaaaaa?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh nooooooo 😂
Hilarious😅
April fools I guess? 😂
Ok I WILL ADMIT IT … WTFO?
It's nothing more than a dam slingshot fork nothing else make a damm wooden one than buying these or buy one tgat has a sight or ...
April fools joke?
Yes, but the first 100 orders had one of these added to the order at no cost.
haha thats great😂😂😂💩💩💩@@simpleshot
Thank you!
Disliked for the AI voice
Comment liked for noticing.
@@simpleshot April Fools or not, AI triggers me 🤣
Cheap junk lego
They are a fun lil toy.
@@simpleshot hey man credit where credits due. Axiom x; phenominal engineering. But alot of engineering for something you only set once. But..... if you made a simple flat 10mm aluminium plate and water cut out an scout lt. frame with hollow handle so you can either wrap in cammo cord or add scales. And put clips on them thyd sell like hot cakes. Check out "catapultcarnage" who im sure youv met chris at comps. His are a thing of simistic beauty. But im sure that shape came from somewhere familiar ay. Say scout.
We are so glad to hear you are enjoying the Axiom X. It is a great way to try out different fork gap sizes so please, don't leave it set to one size. Please take full advantage of its adjustability.
Thank you for the wrapped frame suggestion. We actually released a wrapped frame called the FlipKung years before Chris ever did the wrapped Titan. I am sure you will recognize this shape as this was the model he used and not a Scout version.
www.slingshotforum.com/threads/simple-shot-flipkung-survival-slingshots.39291/
@@simpleshot oh brilliant thanks man. Yes i had a strong feeling chris may have liked your design and maybe artisticly used it maybe hehe.
Scout LT is more my width.
I usta use a wider 100mm gap with my homebuilt hunting wrist rocket style. Although mines 10mm dipped latex surgical tube. X 4.
Its moves marbles like lightening. As in rabbits heads literally exploding
But good aim with axiom set to 60mm gap with gzk green .76 for winter and 8mm berrings is doing about 230fps. Plenty
What do you think of gzk frames?
Ugggggg ly !!!
@@simpleshot wow those are a thing of beauty. Yes i can see the titan has been ever so designed the same. But i do like the titan hunters clips. Ott or ttf still has clips.
Thanks for the link
I'm a fading disappointed customer because all your new products are foreign made.