The Best of Vernon Roche

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  • @Kishobran
    @Kishobran 10 років тому +813

    -Vernon Roche, special forces commander for the last four years... Servant of the Temerian king... Responsible for the pacification of the Mahakaman foothills... Hunter of elves, murderer of women and children... Twice decorated for valor on the field of battle...
    -Iorveth, a regular son of a whore!
    My favorite xD

    • @lelxrv
      @lelxrv 6 років тому +13

      rekt

    • @swolzer
      @swolzer 4 роки тому +7

      zwykły skurwysyn

    • @mysticalacer94
      @mysticalacer94 3 роки тому +2

      Thug Life! Gotta love Roche xD

    • @Regularguy220
      @Regularguy220 3 роки тому +11

      Ironic coming from roche

    • @nicbahtin4774
      @nicbahtin4774 3 роки тому +6

      the average terror fun vs the average terror enjoyer

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 6 років тому +590

    "There's the bridge, let's go!"
    *Sprints off*
    *Geralt slowly walks after him*
    *The bridge breaks under Roche's stride and drops him a distance that would've killed TW3 Geralt six times over*
    *Roche lands with a roll*
    "Fuck!"
    *Gets to his feet in a fluid motion, preforms a wombo combo on the first guy he see's*
    Roche is a proper badass

    • @EnclaveTrooper1
      @EnclaveTrooper1 4 роки тому +29

      It's even better with Polish voices.

    • @shasper555
      @shasper555 3 роки тому +1

      yeah

    • @solid-parker237
      @solid-parker237 2 роки тому

      He's pretty pissed, that's for sure

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo Рік тому +4

      It kinda looked like he broke through the bridge on purpose.

  • @City-Hunter
    @City-Hunter 10 років тому +746

    Vernon Roche:"Emhyr var Emreis, spice merchant" Guard:"Uh Huh"

    • @YWenXuan
      @YWenXuan 10 років тому +90

      After the cutscene the guard says "spicy merchant eh? not likely." Its also a reference to the Emperor of Nilfgaard.

    • @FlamesAndShadows
      @FlamesAndShadows 2 роки тому +18

      @@YWenXuan He failed persuasion, but rolled well on intimidation. :P Two peas in the pod, him and Geralt

    • @juleswoodbury58
      @juleswoodbury58 Рік тому +12

      I love that he says that in commando uniform with the three lilys embroidered in his waffenrock.

  • @krisnorge5830
    @krisnorge5830 11 років тому +381

    What I love most about Roche is that when you take Iorveth's path, Roche still pulls Geralt's ass out of the fire, or rather from Nilfgaardian hands, and even helps him reach Henselt. He's more broad-minded than Iorveth but is somewhat impatient, prompting him to do some reckless things.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 місяці тому

      I’m not sure if broad minded, he has certain goals

  • @CommanderGene
    @CommanderGene 10 років тому +556

    You know, I personally thought Iorveth's path was slightly more fun.
    But fuck, I love Vernon Roche so much. Such a badass bromance going on with this dude

    • @LabradorIndependent
      @LabradorIndependent 3 роки тому +29

      Iorveth's path is more fun. Vergen is a really cool place to hang out and Saskia is a great character. Not to mention, winning the siege of Vergen is a much more upbeat end to Chapter II than the massacre on Roche's path.
      That said, Roche is an outstanding character and his path feeds into Witcher 3 much better.

    • @artilleriman
      @artilleriman 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LabradorIndependent Honestly they complement each other, i couldnt pick one over the other myself.
      iorveths path does have better sidequests though

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 9 років тому +690

    THe bridge scene is all you need to know about Broche

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 7 років тому +66

      Hmm... a guy replies to a year old comment, on a video about a 5 year old game, and fails to realise that BROche is a play on Bro and Roche. You are almost impressively stupid

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 7 років тому +37

      Any guy who uses the word autistic as an insult on the internet IS a dumbass

    • @thekkl
      @thekkl 7 років тому +2

      Should it only be used in person?

    • @Anonymos185
      @Anonymos185 7 років тому +22

      No one uses it in person, because when the idiots of the internet stand face to face with someone they know themselves how dumb of an insult it is. Its never used in real life

    • @thekkl
      @thekkl 7 років тому +4

      I like how someone with a picture of snoop dog on an account called Dank Potatoes is trying to lecture me on the different between internet life and real life.

  • @DOPOW9419
    @DOPOW9419 11 років тому +333

    4:03
    "The city's in my hands."
    "And you're in mine..."
    Such a boss....

  • @eddupastelle4879
    @eddupastelle4879 11 років тому +279

    Roche is a bro among bro's. I hope he's in Witcher 3

    • @xVertexGaming
      @xVertexGaming 5 років тому +31

      He is lol

    • @walmartian422
      @walmartian422 Рік тому +5

      Yea he was but cdpr fucked up and didn’t finish his and djikstras story and it all ends unceremoniously.

  • @emilyandrews1639
    @emilyandrews1639 7 років тому +380

    Honestly Roche and Ves have given me more pride for Temeria than I have for my actual country

    • @HovisSteve
      @HovisSteve 7 років тому +48

      Odds are in real life the reason so many appear to have no pride in their countries (particularly in the western world) is because we've been indoctrinated to believe that such concepts are a bad thing. Problem is, what's increasingly filling in these vacuums is something far worse than any nationalism / patriotism.

    • @SoleNero21
      @SoleNero21 6 років тому +23

      Hovis Steve sadly yes, and if you even try to say a small thing about it you'll possibly get shut down and called a racist. And men are losing their identity every year

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 6 років тому +24

      Emily Andrews
      Nationalism is a virtue.
      Screw the globalist Left.

    • @reaperanon979
      @reaperanon979 5 років тому +13

      @@reidparker1848
      It really isn't a left vs right issue. Kinda concerning that people see it that way, to be honest. You need to open your eyes a bit more than that.

    • @BITCOIlN
      @BITCOIlN 5 років тому +3

      In real life there's only every man for himself, even though most choices in Witcher are bittersweet in real life there are only bitter.

  • @cmpss7292
    @cmpss7292 7 років тому +160

    "At least I'll die holding a lovely ass."
    - Vernon Roche , Witcher 2

    • @drowranger6654
      @drowranger6654 3 роки тому +3

      "I die as I live... Alone"
      - Sven, Dota 2

  • @evancodsworth2
    @evancodsworth2 9 років тому +342

    At least I'll die holding a lovely arse. Classic Roche!

  • @duydome
    @duydome 9 років тому +265

    There's a bridge, Let's go! *crack* Fuck! laughed my ass off

    • @tedthetonberry225
      @tedthetonberry225 9 років тому +100

      Blue Domino And he lands and takes a guy out as if he meant to do that.

    • @MrRiddleAW
      @MrRiddleAW 9 років тому +37

      Blue Domino Love how Geralt is just casually making his way up the stairs, as Roche is doing all that. He's just like "Yeah i'll be right behind you...."

  • @Yusuf-lm8vc
    @Yusuf-lm8vc 4 роки тому +142

    2:24 this transition from falling to fighting gets me every time.

  • @tymora11
    @tymora11 9 років тому +259

    Watching this, I only just realized that the name Roche gives when he first enters Flotsam is the emperor of Nilfgaard...

    • @ASillyHistoryBuff
      @ASillyHistoryBuff 8 років тому +53

      +gdbalck "a trader
      In spices"

    • @TheWonderfulWombat
      @TheWonderfulWombat 3 роки тому +16

      I hope that one day Emhyr introduces himself as "Vernon Roche, spice merchant!"

  • @sidismo2903
    @sidismo2903 7 років тому +177

    he and iorveth deserve their own game lol

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn 9 років тому +256

    As his TV Tropes page says, "Rated M for Manly".

  • @bigjim2times
    @bigjim2times 3 роки тому +79

    The most lovable psychopath in the whole franchise.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 9 місяців тому +11

      He's not a psychopath, otherwise he wouldn't care about his men and Ves.

  • @OdysseusKing
    @OdysseusKing 11 років тому +85

    Roche is such a BAMF. The relationship he and Geralt develop on his path through chapters 2 and 3 is one of the best bromances in gaming.

  • @ferradosa757
    @ferradosa757 8 років тому +228

    7:43 "Do you know how much my arm is worth?" "Now it's worth sh*t like the rest of you."
    I lol'd xD

  • @GandalfderDauerblaue
    @GandalfderDauerblaue 2 роки тому +17

    Geralt in the Witcher 3: I‘m tired of politics, leave me alone.
    Geralt in the Witcher 2: Let’s go kill all Kaedwenians and their king.

  • @RobLucci3
    @RobLucci3 10 років тому +891

    I heard that the other path is really interesting, but I can't go against Broche.

    • @EhCanadianGamer
      @EhCanadianGamer 9 років тому +27

      MehditechPROD I would consider doing different choices, but I'd rather not. At least not until I've played Witcher 3 and the series as awhole. Like to see how my choices in Witcher 2 affect Witcher 3. I'm sure Iroveths path is just as interesting, but I'll save it for another time.

    • @Achiez-z
      @Achiez-z 9 років тому +1

      triedge763 So, my choices in 2 will affect the story line in 3?

    • @EhCanadianGamer
      @EhCanadianGamer 9 років тому

      King Tutankhamun I'm pretty sure it will.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 9 років тому +2

      RobLucci I went Iorveth first because I wanted to see all the dwarf stuff and chill with Zoltan, but I'm replaying with Roche this time around.
      Will update when i reach Chapter 2

    • @RobLucci3
      @RobLucci3 9 років тому +1

      Samuel Thompson
      Awesome. I'll just say this: I was quite satisfied with the payoff in Witcher 3.

  • @iWillWakeYouUp
    @iWillWakeYouUp 6 років тому +74

    The introduction between Iorveth and Roche is pure gold. That and I always crack up when he prematurely ends it with "Enough of this piss, DIE!" lol he's just hilarious.

  • @redpandarampage2191
    @redpandarampage2191 4 роки тому +48

    Love Roche! He has no time for bullshit but always time for his bros. He is the epitome of the "Fuck this I'll do it myself" attitude, and the bridge scene is all you need to see to know the type of badass he is.

  • @FredRattlehead
    @FredRattlehead 12 років тому +11

    I don't know how many times I've watched this now. Roche's the man!

  • @agreatblackwolf
    @agreatblackwolf 11 років тому +42

    I love how his expression is always so intense, it magnifies every hilarious thing he says. I love this guy so much. Comedy gold over the hot elf anytime!!!

  • @baconses
    @baconses 11 років тому +94

    Roche is my Garrus, my Varric, my Yaevinn and Siegfried. Iorveth is worthy of praise, but Roche is my bro for life. Also, 110% badass.

  • @sfocelot
    @sfocelot 12 років тому +45

    Vernon Roche: "Emhyr var Emreis: Spice merchant"
    Guard: " A Trader?"
    .....
    Vernon Roche: "In spice's"

  • @hopscotchoblivion7564
    @hopscotchoblivion7564 9 років тому +84

    What makes the Witcher games stand out to others like Mass Effect and Dragon Age is humor that mostly comes from the world and not just the main character. If you put Dragon Age's Hawke's use of sarcasm or Shepard's renegade dialogue against Vernon Roche or Iorveth, there is most likely a chance of a sharp comeback from those two. That or the jokes in the Witcher franchise are just so goddamn clever.

    • @worsethanjoerogan8061
      @worsethanjoerogan8061 9 років тому +27

      +hopscotchoblivion The Witcher series is just so much darker and more adult in general.

    • @FlamesAndShadows
      @FlamesAndShadows 2 роки тому +1

      Yup. Or more realized in 3 Geralt the professional pokerfaced deadpan snarker meets his match or even occassionally bested by Keira and Dijkstra, with some lucky shots from others. :)

  • @ZZZ2573
    @ZZZ2573 8 років тому +106

    As badass as you can get in an apron

    • @nickolausafon5458
      @nickolausafon5458 6 років тому +4

      Also the ancestor of Claude Frollo. Runs in the Family.

  • @idonahari1
    @idonahari1 12 років тому +29

    My favorite character in the game (besides Geralt, ofc)
    In my second playthrough I sided with Iorvate to see his path, it was nice but I felt bad after betraying Roche, to my surprise even that didnt stopped him from helping me later.
    What a bro...

  • @HatashiLuvsU
    @HatashiLuvsU 12 років тому +22

    The part where he falls through the bridge, swears and keeps fighting always makes me laugh!

  • @MunchHerMuffin
    @MunchHerMuffin 10 років тому +30

    his sarcastic tone is hilarious

  • @rc501st
    @rc501st 9 років тому +52

    "enough of this piss!!" i lol'd

  • @maciejkowalski2114
    @maciejkowalski2114 10 років тому +95

    Aaaaah good ole Vernon "Broche" ;)

  • @WolfhoundMercenary
    @WolfhoundMercenary 12 років тому +42

    "You're a disgrace to your uniform you shitty little idiot."
    "WHA-!"
    Haha, only Vernon Roche can make a playground insult sound great.

  • @janmedeus3070
    @janmedeus3070 7 років тому +11

    Almost falls to his death, rolls away like it's not a biggie, says fuck and carries on with his bussiness.
    Oh Vernon, why aren't you real?

  • @ChompChain
    @ChompChain 8 років тому +38

    2:24
    seamless transition from falling to whooping a nigga's ass

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 8 років тому +4

      He fell? That was so badass I thought he did that on purpose

  • @ladybladebinder7059
    @ladybladebinder7059 8 років тому +179

    I really missed Vernon in W3.. just not enough of the smartass chat.

    • @MinimumWageMaximumJoy
      @MinimumWageMaximumJoy 8 років тому +46

      Writers didn't want him to overshadow Geralt. Wise move by Geralt's publicist.

    • @Bingomandingo
      @Bingomandingo 7 років тому +23

      Donald Anderson late to comment but i agree. It was disappointing how for a character/story driven game that was supposed to be Geralt's last adventure, they shafted so many characters like Broche, Triss, Vesemir Dandelion, and so on. Not to mention how Djikstra abruptly becomes a complete moron in his last quest. It didnt feel like a last game tbh. No closure, weak interactions. Instead you get a forced narrative, Yennefer completely shoved down your throat, and fetch quests. Even the villians felt like a lost opportunity. They focused too much on trying to make big maps with weak exploring. However, I still quite enjoyed the game. When it has its moments its so good, but damn, some flaws I couldn't overlook which become glaring once you finish the game. But of course people will only tell you instead how it's perfect without explaining shit except that they were told its perfect

    • @babasilikum7557
      @babasilikum7557 7 років тому +12

      I agree. It is one of the best games ever made, but they kind of failed with some choices regarding sidecharacter.
      -Dijkstra is like an old buddy of Geralt, which is not fitting in any sense
      -Roche is very different, compared to tw2 and has not enough screentime/Ves has like one dialgue with Geralt, thats it
      -Dandelion,Zoltan deserved some more quests for themselves
      -Priscilla plays no role after the attack, although you have a late storypiece in novigrad at Dandes
      - Yennefers romance option feels forced, cuz she has way more dialogue with Geralt in the whole game, while Triss as an romance option feels more natural, but I still take Yen cuz it fits better with the late game
      - some more romance options in general would have been nice, but wouldnt fit in the game. still miss soem other options there
      - not enough time with the sorceresses liek phillipa. I damn love her

    • @Bingomandingo
      @Bingomandingo 7 років тому +2

      Literally agree with everything. The base game is overrated to me, because the one thing that is absurdly overrated in RPG's lately is the porn fetish with map SIZE (and I don't doubt CDPR's focus on this eventually affected side character/quest development). Like seriously, I wanted to choose Triss but couldn't because of how noticeably unsatisfying that choice was, so I always recommend Yennefer for a better playthrough; love her or hate her. It's bad to me when scenes needed to be added for Triss (while still lacking a true boobie scene cuz WHY U NO CHOOSE YEN). However, combine W3 with the DLC and it is definitely one of the greatest games ever. It was amazing just how much the add-ons addressed the issues I had and felt like it actually enhanced the game. The compressed storytelling felt more effective and grandiose, the bosses were for once complicated and challenging which actually forced me to think and use up nearly all my potions on Death March (fuck that frog lol), a Shani appearance but can't fully romance (team Shani screwed again), WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY better villians filled with depth, and most importantly the fashion was improved over the ugly ass base game armor. Not to mention the small things like new gwent faction. All this IMO gave me the scary thought of how good the base game could have truly been if CDPR used this same DLC mentality- they are clearly better at it. With that, we might have actually gotten a more free flowing game where you feel the choice you take is respected if it isn't "canon", with more character quests, people not getting out of character, more rewarding armor/weapons, etc, and more of the Lodge of Sorceresses. Could care less if it makes for a smaller mapped game-- everybody remembers the character-driven Drunk "mission" more than a stupid cave storing a recipe

    • @babasilikum7557
      @babasilikum7557 7 років тому +2

      If you could read, you would understand what he means. Triss, for example, should be a equivalent rmoance choice to Yennefer. But she isnt. Dating Triss is not fitting in the game because you always get pushes towards Yennefer more than to Triss. Ofc this is because she and Geralt are lovers in the books. Yennefer has way more dialogue options in the late game and has an important role. Triss feels more like a minor sidecharacter, after you hit Skellige.
      And that happened to a lot characters. They have some screentime, but not enough for their importance to the game

  • @Procrastinater
    @Procrastinater 9 років тому +24

    Translation "i'm the emperor of nilfgard, a fisstech dealer"
    MOTYAY

  • @DarckArchon
    @DarckArchon 7 років тому +112

    Roche, even when you betrayed Temeria by running off with the Squirels he's still gonna back you up, can Iorveth say the same ?

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 3 роки тому +16

      My ancestors are smiling at me imperial

    • @user-wr6dj4ib9o
      @user-wr6dj4ib9o 2 роки тому +1

      @@arawn1061 stormcloak kid

    • @user-wr6dj4ib9o
      @user-wr6dj4ib9o 2 роки тому +1

      @@arawn1061 glory to the aldmey dominion

  • @stevecarell5799
    @stevecarell5799 11 років тому +26

    "Atleast i'll die holding a lovely ass" - Vernon Roche.

  • @drowranger6654
    @drowranger6654 3 роки тому +8

    I like how Roche cares about his men especially Ves

  • @Holysnowboard
    @Holysnowboard 6 років тому +18

    You’ve won the battle, but lost the war.
    *door opens*

  • @easterneagle5
    @easterneagle5 12 років тому +14

    Vernon is my favorite character in any game, period.

  • @juleswoodbury58
    @juleswoodbury58 3 роки тому +11

    vernon roche is one of the best minor characters in the video game. He is basically a medieval Gestapo Officer, going around invading people's privacy, torturing people, and hunting a specific group that he doesn't like, yet he's so likeable and loyal you cannot do anything but be his best br for life

  • @RustCohle072
    @RustCohle072 8 років тому +124

    "That time of the month?"
    lmao

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 5 років тому +3

      Would have killed him vor it, but in that context it is actualy funny, she could have totaly wiped the floor with those guys ^^

    • @aleksander5279
      @aleksander5279 4 роки тому +1

      @@SingingSealRiana Seems a bit insecure, if one is killing for a joke...

    • @I_Cunt_Spell
      @I_Cunt_Spell 4 роки тому

      @@SingingSealRiana
      Triss is a doll, unlike you.

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana 4 роки тому +1

      @@I_Cunt_Spell she is a dolling up to get her man, no matter if he actualy is free and who she hurts.
      Right I am not a doll, I am honest and honestly disinterested. Why try to get in good graces with people I do not care about? It simply makes no sense for me to act all nice to manipulate others. She does so messed up stuff in the books, but hey she is hot and playing all nice in the games, so why bother?! Beeing hot is the only thing a woman needs to be right and as long as she pretends to be all kind and gentle it does not metter that she is a disloyal snake right?!

    • @I_Cunt_Spell
      @I_Cunt_Spell 4 роки тому +2

      @@SingingSealRiana
      That time of the month, eh Ariane? Hahahaha

  • @VargusDread
    @VargusDread 6 років тому +15

    LMAO I never noticed that Roche gave the guard the Emperor's name as his spice merchant persona

  • @nickolausafon5458
    @nickolausafon5458 6 років тому +16

    “Emhyr var Emreis, a Spice Trader.”

  • @codyfowler1356
    @codyfowler1356 7 років тому +4

    Roche's path is the best path. More time to hang out with the best bro.

  • @Lightning866
    @Lightning866 10 років тому +80

    LONG LIVE TEMERIA!

    • @a1ex0r2011
      @a1ex0r2011 10 років тому +19

      long live tamriel!

  • @darthveatay
    @darthveatay 8 років тому +15

    Vernon is a real badass

  • @bertlyte3471
    @bertlyte3471 11 років тому +29

    Roche is my BRO If he does not at least appear in TW3 I will be sad

  • @OohWeCanEatCereal
    @OohWeCanEatCereal 2 роки тому +3

    He's the top takeaway out of all the characters for me -including Geralt and his mommy issues. I started playing 2 because he was in that the most ♡

  • @TheCzerasek
    @TheCzerasek 12 років тому +9

    Roche is my favorite character ever :3
    He's strong, quick-tempered and like jackass.

  • @exCastle
    @exCastle 10 років тому +24

    That time of the month...

  • @jonbrown7737
    @jonbrown7737 9 років тому +4

    damn this game looked great for it's time and it still looks good to me

  • @FredRattlehead
    @FredRattlehead 11 років тому +2

    What! I think out of all video game characters, Roche must be my all-time favourite.

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 2 роки тому +3

    0:30 "Murderer of women and children"
    Takes one to know one there, Iorvy

  • @STUNTSTHEREALONE
    @STUNTSTHEREALONE 6 років тому +8

    Roche is definitely one of my favourite anime characters up there with Garfield and shaggy

  • @TheRobotOwl
    @TheRobotOwl 12 років тому +5

    "I don't believe we've been introduced. Vernon Roche."
    MEET THE VERNON

  • @Zefurin
    @Zefurin 11 років тому +32

    Sometimes, I imagine Geralt, Iorveth and Vernon laughing around a good bottle of vodka... I hope to see that in W3...
    Iorveth and Vernon... still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @alebyron
    @alebyron 9 років тому +34

    He looks so much better here than in TW3

    • @Morgru
      @Morgru 8 років тому +9

      Well...6 months after the events in TW2 took the tolls on him. He looks a bit older if you ask me lol...

    • @youshallnotpass2156
      @youshallnotpass2156 7 років тому +3

      Ale Db i find he looks better in witcher 3 everyone his own opinion.....

    • @clitcrusader4897
      @clitcrusader4897 5 років тому +2

      He's a whole different person in 3

  • @jccarbone6361
    @jccarbone6361 3 роки тому +3

    I like how he used The Emperors name as his cover

  • @RogerL7799
    @RogerL7799 12 років тому +10

    Dethmold: "You broke my arm! Do you know it's worth you son of a bitch!"
    Roche: "It's worth shit like the rest of you"

    • @jesushernandez3608
      @jesushernandez3608 5 років тому

      Honestly such a badass especially how he killed dethmold's crony gay ass in front of his ugly lover

  • @namelessqueen2949
    @namelessqueen2949 8 років тому +22

    "That time of the month" lol I'm dying xD

  • @MrMike0113
    @MrMike0113 12 років тому +3

    I remember laughing out loud when he said "FUCK" after falling off of the bridge. The way that he just gets straight back up and carries on is hilarious.

  • @readysetmood9473
    @readysetmood9473 6 років тому +18

    Roche's path felt more canon for me, at least in the game universe. It just doesn't feel right siding Geralt with Ioverth although he's fighting for a noble cause. Roche is the reason why Geralt avoided execution in the first place

    • @HunterHearstHennessy
      @HunterHearstHennessy 6 років тому +3

      Yeah. I like Iorveth's path a slight bit more, but Roche's path feels more true to me. I like his path as well.

    • @aminzekul1157
      @aminzekul1157 5 років тому

      applying the game universe iorveth path is canon. there are a lot of comics about him.

  • @danieln6613
    @danieln6613 11 років тому +12

    2:24 "...yup, totally meant to do that"

  • @heckyeah4314
    @heckyeah4314 10 років тому +29

    At 8:20 Geralt's just thinking, "I should have gone with Iorveth..."

    • @youtuber5669
      @youtuber5669 2 місяці тому

      come to think of it if he chooses iorveth blue stripes live

  • @Taitmomma
    @Taitmomma 11 років тому +3

    Roche: He may wear a silly hat, but he is one helluva bad ass. Storming the entire Kaedweni camp together was truly epic

  • @josephc7134
    @josephc7134 3 роки тому +2

    The way Roach has a hype man after him beating the fuck outta Geralt LOL!

  • @Soulintent95
    @Soulintent95 9 років тому +8

    Roche is a badass

  • @anishen9006
    @anishen9006 4 роки тому +2

    Vernon Roche is a bamf. I just found out that he and Ser Barris from Dragon Age Inquisition are voiced from the same VA. Amazing!!

  • @restitudororbis8235
    @restitudororbis8235 3 роки тому +4

    0:37 most badass quote of Vernon Roche

    • @nicbahtin4774
      @nicbahtin4774 3 роки тому +1

      makes it more bad ass Vernon Roche is a son of a you know what himself but not a regular one like Iorveth

    • @saekisadako2118
      @saekisadako2118 2 роки тому

      hypocrisy

  • @verebdavid5234
    @verebdavid5234 11 років тому +43

    Roche is the best :D

  • @danielscutaru6682
    @danielscutaru6682 5 років тому +1

    That guard after nilfgaard conquest Temeria probably was flattered to have seen the emperor

  • @Zquirrelthing
    @Zquirrelthing 9 років тому +5

    a trader in spices

  • @yoolo
    @yoolo 8 років тому +4

    best character

  • @Lone88Wanderer
    @Lone88Wanderer 13 років тому +1

    Even though I'm a Scoia'tael supporter, even I had to admit, Vernon Roche is the bro among bros.

  • @helloturtle3749
    @helloturtle3749 3 роки тому +1

    0:44 he literally names off the emperor of nilfgaard and says he's a trader, because he could tell the guard he was talking too was a dumbass. Absolutely brilliant 😂

  • @seaschulainn
    @seaschulainn 5 років тому +1

    I wish we could have Iorveth and Roche at the same time and they can both be frowny and grumpy the whole time.

  • @HovisSteve
    @HovisSteve 7 років тому +1

    "The commanders one tough nut! He beat the crap out of the Witcher; he can beat the crap out of anyone!"

  • @Spulpacz
    @Spulpacz 12 років тому

    these r written so great,just like a book,oh wait.

  • @3MB4R
    @3MB4R 12 років тому +2

    'Why did you kill him?'
    'I didn't plan it, he just... didn't survive the interrogation.'
    'Maybe you shouldn't have keelhauled him.'
    'If he'd been co-operative, I wouldn't have had to.' Such a legend
    What's with this fandom war about Roche and Iorveth? They're both badasses in their own right, I've played through the game several times & completed both paths, they're both amazing. I hope they both return in Witcher 3, hopefully fighting on the same side against Nilfgaard, back-to-back badasses!

  • @casperko8311
    @casperko8311 7 років тому +1

    It's that time of the month.

  • @NaegaJaeilJalnaga
    @NaegaJaeilJalnaga 10 років тому +5

    Iorveth is my fave but I always feel bad for not picking Roche.

  • @RoninXsumari
    @RoninXsumari 12 років тому +2

    When he falls through the bridge "Fuck!" *knocks out a guy* hahaha oh man XD

  • @profoundprocrastinator
    @profoundprocrastinator 4 роки тому +4

    Anyone else find him strangely attractive?

  • @billymoses9734
    @billymoses9734 7 років тому +4

    my pal broche

  • @ryltair
    @ryltair 12 років тому +1

    I had gone after Triss in that chapter where Roche kills Dethmold. I had never seen that scene, it's awesome!

  • @wtfdidijustwatchwtfdidijus2445
    @wtfdidijustwatchwtfdidijus2445 8 років тому +20

    4:24 Stalin!!

  • @aldrich2825
    @aldrich2825 7 років тому +6

    wish they had add more of him i W3 =/

  • @Korgoon
    @Korgoon 12 років тому +2

    Roche doesn't kills elves for being elves, he kills them for being squirrels. He doesn't see anything bad in normal nonhumans till they won't start killing people.

  • @_varden
    @_varden 11 років тому

    The quest was added in the Enhanced Edition. If you played the game only just after the release, I recommend you to play it again. I just finished it and it's worth it.

  • @Fincarn5
    @Fincarn5 12 років тому +2

    Glad to hear it. I thougth I was the only one who let the bastard live.
    My primary reasoning is that killing Henselt wont bring back the blue stripes or undid what happend to Vess, but it will condemn a country to civil war (as he is "the last of the unicorns").

  • @Camelotsmoon
    @Camelotsmoon 8 років тому +2

    oh my god, I've never laughed so hard before lol. Best joke and delivery ever lol. 2:40

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 6 років тому +9

    Vernon and Geralt make a great team...I mean Geralt even named his horse after him. Roach.
    Edit: Knowing UA-cam...I feel i should also add that I am just jesting.

    • @人-i9l
      @人-i9l 6 років тому

      In Russian version his horse named Plotva that mean a little fish.

  • @HovisSteve
    @HovisSteve 7 років тому

    "At least I'll die holding a lovely arse." Indeedy!

  • @Xander77Ru
    @Xander77Ru 12 років тому +5

    Personally, I really wanted to keep Henselt alive... and then he busted out the "squeaky hinge" line.
    Well, what can I say. What ensued was funny. Very funny.

  • @boris8515
    @boris8515 3 роки тому +3

    Emhyr var Emreis. Spice merchant.