Reacting to Markiplier's "Smash or Pass: All 898 Pokémon"
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
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"don't pass on kangaskan mega evolve and make the kid watch" your a masochist +1 sub
more like a sadistic...masochist like to feel pain while a sado would like to inflict pain on others
It could be either sadism or masochism.
Sadism if you want to traumatise the child, masochism if you want the child to judge you for being a disgusting pervert.
The kid isn't really a kid but that comment sent shivers down my spine 🤢🤮
@@nuggies2959 agreed. Joke or no that was seriously fucked up
Ntr
"EVEN EASIER, this one can't even run away!"
*I NEED AN ADULT*
HE IS AN ADULT
OH FUCK OH SHIT
He'd even f the baby snail pokemon
I am needing a better adult
"Birds are gross, I agree."
Blaziken: "Allow me to introduce myself."
Followed by Mark smashing half of the rest of the birds in the list.
@@nathangamble125 Mark evolve un the path.
Adult chopper is really hot especially in drill point like dang.
Ok, I understand Sylveon is bait, but look, I've seen art of it tying people up with it's ribbons, and that just hits my kinks.
Same. Idk why, but there is something about gettin' snatched up by a Sylveon that I find lowkey hot.
It’s still just a cat…
Some people here need help
Kinda same here. Idk it just looks pretty
Human/Gijinka Sylveon of any gender can tie me up any time, they are cute
Wasn't prepared for this level of degenerasy. Subscribed
Pass
"Give me that level of fear in a fully-evolved Pokemon."
Wishiwashi: "Oh no."
god help wishi
fun fact, skitty isnt the smallest pokemon wailord can breed with, that title actually goes to diglett
Yeah, but only on a technicality. We know how tall diglett are, but we don't know how deep.
@@nathangamble125 Yeah, for all we know it could be a Wailord sized body under there. Or alternatively, all Diglett could actually be one single entity that are interconnected across the entire planet.
@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince
Well that wouldnt make sense cuz pokeballs would separate that connection?
Cursed Pokémon fact: the OFFICIAL pokemon anime novelization that was created by the original head writer for the Pokémon anime(Takeshi Shudo) confirmed the canon age of consent in the Pokémon universe is 10.(and that includes the ability to get married.) Edit: Fun fact: In Pokémon stadium a lady says her life long boyfriend is a mightyena, and in let’s go a guy says he wants to give his girlfriend a water stone but he is afraid she will evolve and in the best wishes anime it shows a guy marrying his gothitelle. So yeah human Pokémon relationships are still legal in canon.
Why..?
@@lukemimnagh4185
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@lukemimnagh4185 why not? 😎
..... the water stone one. There are only 4 Pokémon that evolve with a water stone.
•Staryu to Starmie.
Eevee to Vaporeon.
Poliwhirl to Poliwrath.
Shellder to Cloyster.
..... which one was it.... which one was the girlfriend *I need to know*
@@supupdoghi I guessing it might be either Polywhirl, or Eevve.
I love that generally Mark has good takes
"water ground, my favorite gender"
My pronouns are quag and sire.
Leavanny is motherly and will sew you clothes. She got the curves too. Easy smash.
You’re talking about see-thru on Pheromosa? I’d imagine Phione is similar. There’s even a hole of sorts on the bottom of it’s body.
While unconventional, Banette IS a possessed doll. No to the zipper mouth, but I’m sure you can sew up any holes made on the body.
Both Lilligant forms are easy smash. That said, I’m still not fully sure if her “dress” hides legs underneath or it’s its whole lower half. Hisuian Lilligant makes me think the former, though, and if so, even bigger smash.
Wouldn't Levanny eat your head afterwards?
@@justsomedangerbigfootwithweb Leavanny draws more inspiration from leaf cutter ants than hooded leaf mantids, imo, so I think I’m fine.
I’m disappointed humanity that now I just want to commit war crimes at this point.
I love that Gardevoir canonically shows its legs in mega form. Love that Gardevoir still has both genders instead of changing to just female after Gallade was created.
The way he actually goes through the logistical reasons and critique of the choice between smash and pass is like.....XD
Well mark is indeed a Masochist.
How many of the ones that he smashed has sharp bits or teeth? Too many for me XD
I wasn’t going to click on this but “How can you not f*** this Bellsprout” got me.
Same
You are one of the most unsubtle people I've ever seen on UA-cam...like, shockingly blunt even...I love it, keep it up.
FYI, Mark has not played any games or seen much in general so he doesn’t know much at all.
guys guys look
the CEO of degeneracy
You are the embodiment of based and earned yourself a sub for it
Lopunny + Melloeta + Ditto = helluva night
No machamp no party
@@B2Balash But I'm Lesbian and don't like bara (muscular)
ditto+ditto+ditto+fully completed smashable pokedex or pictures=almost infinite night (they can heal you with xerneas form, and go straigth back to you sexual fantasy form)
Mark’s vid was funny.
This man’s reaction is probably illegal.
I wasn't expecting this level of degenerate commentary but I love it.
I know is weird but fun and a lot jajaja
Honestly, your thoughts are more disturbing than mark’s video. You even said that one of them “can’t even run away.”😂😅
The fact you put so much thought into smashing or passing on Pokémon 😭😭
I just wanna be informed
The sheer black air force energy of this man is terrifying. I can't help but respect it though. Subbed.
This would have been better if Markiplier knew about anything after gen5, but that is my opinion. As for the Eeveelutions I would smash would be Glaceon, Umbeon, and Sylveon mainly because they are the best.
Look man, you're very based but like... Put some respect on the damn eeveelutions.
Like sure, I could see you classifying Sylveon as "obvious bait" and yeah, that's fair, it definitely has that insanely smug attitude made to just deceive...
But Glaceon. Please take a further look and Glaceon and really think about it. Think about the possibilities. That thick back, that beautiful hair, that calm yet enticing look... Please reconsider at least Glaceon :)
Listen, the pigtails, kinda be nice. Worried about frostbite tho :/
@@B2Balash it was confirmed multiple times that pokemon can regulate their body temperature to not harm their owner. Plus, in Glaceon's pokedex it's specifically mentioned that it can change its body heat at will. No frostbite here.
@@FranXiT Gonna fuck it then
@@B2Balash epik
@@B2Balash hell yeah
Sigilyph and Bruxish I did not see coming. I can't help but respect this guy. Also, toss up between Vaporeon and Sylveon. Yeah I'm basic like that :P
Now that I have Pokemon Legends I now can surround myself in a party full of Machamps, all of them are really dumb and Gullible, I will dom all of them!
What about a full group of female machokes?
@@julianmartinez4719 that hits different from a party of Machamps, but not in a bad way.
I just LOVE that line up so much, gender doesn't matter to me, Male of Female they are just a wholesome group full of muscle.
Like seriously! In Legends, aside from Alphas, the Machop line up are just so friendly and docile, just how I imagined them, cause they just wanna fight strong oponents, not to harm them but to help eachother to become even stronger.
Sylveon and Vaporeon beg to differ...
One has tentacles and one is forever lubed. ;)
And Umbrion that I read somewhere as another #1 most f-able pokemon
how could one man be so based (Balash is cool too I guess)
“Water ground, one of my favorite genders.”
8:03
"That's a meme, don't fall for it"
Come ON man!
Ya like Mark doesn't even know the memes it's just genuine
"too cute too innocent" lol
And then goes for the baby snail
And then makes the baby kangaskhan watch
And I thought I was bad for being into pokemon...is this how my friend sees me
8:06 ah yes, Water-Ground, a gender
I think it's in the spectrum somewhere, never know what kind of stuff there is you didn't know existed. 🤣🤣
They sexually identify as mud.
Think you actually have more problems than mark has....
Very likely!
I'd so smash/get smashed by sylveon. those ribbons make me act up!
"Furry bait"
If you want to smash pokemon you already a furry and nobody can change my mind about it
Or at the very least, furry adjacent. But yeah idrc cuz everyone will think you're weird regardless lol
Cmon, gardevoir tho.
Yes
Also some of the ones he said were bait weren't even bait
Markiplier will never admit it but he's a masochist or so we think this type of Pokemon is Deadly Ones
Mark's video was such comedy gold, just his mannerisms crack me up, but this reaction and chiming in with your own is killing me also, great video! Got a sub from me!
Let the boy watch!
... Let the boy, watch.
He needs to learn, the way I learned from my daddy. The way he learned, from his daddy...
-Will Ferrell
my type of man thinking about the things that matter
Holy BASED. I love how blunt you are. Subbed
there's no fuckable eeveelutions, why not sylveon and i don't care if it's a meme, vaporeon
“I’m not Welsh” lol
3:57 imagine lopunny with thia pose
That's a bee! It'll stings and poison.
Oh my gosh. Someone is finally reacting to this. It was bound to happen sooner or later. 😆
I never knew Pokemon would have mark interested 😂
Mareep Evos appear
"Im not Welsh"
No comment about mark pass Vaporion?
Low hanging fruit
I didn’t know snakes had v*ginas, let alone that cunillingus was possible
18:32 yes I know that's a hedgehog unless it's amy I think it's cute but (not) smash worthy
Amy is underaged tho
He has a thing for birds? Him and Tesla need to talk.
There's even reaction videos now?
FANTASTIC
1:23 here we go ladies and gentlemen
Love how both you and Mark have lower standards than most furries. Awesome!
I just realized- Mark said smash on Lunala but it didn’t count?
Braxien>Delphox
Also Florgess looks like a man with huge eyebrows to me. pass.
8:05 subbed
This is so fucking cursed... Subscribed.
The way you talk so matter-of-factly about fucking pokemon is fascinating to me
This is the best commentary of all time.
"Cant even run away" omd wtf 💀💀💀
10:29 this made me stop typing what the heck-
I also have to ask why Hisuian Lilligant only has two legs compared to original Lilligants three?
...maybe it's not a leg 👀
I took the bait for Absol hook, line, and sinker.
6:00
What the actual _fuck?_
The fact he said no bulbasor (can’t spell the name) even though we ALL know that they have whip…
I would smash Gyarados and Rayquaza
Where my Glacion and Espeon squads at?
I got this Recommended because I watched 2 other reacts but your opinions are just so based instant sub
12:45 no it belongs to Eggman
This is the type of shit i want to see in my reccommended.
I am deeply disturbed, but at the same time I can’t help but be intrigued by the sheer… idk about this 😅
*cough* he’s successful *cough*
Look, I get that Ekans is kinda bait but too much has been seen for it NOT to be a smash
2:32 That’s genuinely what I thought was the case at first
Espeon , Glaceon and Sylveon ( WHAT´S MY PROBLEM ! )
1:34 tf? XD it sounds pretty interesting, I'm gonna check what's this looks like
ALL THE EEVEELUTIONS. but if we're talking single it would be Umbreon Vaporeon or Physic Eevee or Glacieon
If vaush was called b2balash instead of vaush
waiting for the Violet/Scarlet DLC
A lotta pokemon are def bait, BUT THAT WON’T STOP ME!!!
5:58
I thought Mark's video was a ticking time-bomb
Ngl, I would smash both Alolan and Hisuian Decidueye.
Poor Snom!
We don’t fuck Rats here and also you gave in into Pheromosa ;))
I really do appreciate him taking this seriously. I totally get some people think it's gross, that's totally fine, but firstly, they have humanoid intelligence, it's not like we're talking about animals at the zoo or anything rank like that, and secondly, the jokes about people being gross with this stuff got old almost as soon as the internet started, so XD
I'll pass any pokemon except Vaporeon and Gardevoir.
the only question i have is what site does he use?...i'm searching for pokemon pokedex, data, stats...nothing can't find it.
Pretty sure it's Pokemondb.net
>Primarina one of the worst starters
Shame, was just about to sub.
I promise I have worse opinions
Gothitelle reminds me of Celestia Ludenberg from Danganronpa, and for that reason... *_smash._*
My guy is a pokemon on that list
It was the most 4chan video i've watched
What the hell does "Bait" in tthis context mean?
They made the mon sexy on purpose and they knew people would wanna fuck it
The more pier the better there's going to be a lot more smash
Im no Furry but Zoroark is just too good to pass on
"there's no fuckable eeveelutions" **I** beg to differ