"Dog Birthday Parties" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Quality Time)

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024

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  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +69

    “Dad and his huge boy part”....kids..you gotta love them!

  • @dalegribble5661
    @dalegribble5661 4 роки тому +137

    "I needed the material" LMAO

  • @Hermes_Agoraeus
    @Hermes_Agoraeus 4 роки тому +378

    This pandemic is measurably easier with Mr. Gaffigan sharing his content. I am grateful!

    • @melisajones804
      @melisajones804 4 роки тому +3

      Z%

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 4 роки тому +5

      Yes, because wasting all your downtime on watching UA-cam and streaming services really increases productivity and inspires creativity during this "Plandemic".....
      Good idea mate!! 😃

    • @robsutton3092
      @robsutton3092 4 роки тому +2

      I am grateful, too, but how is it measurably easier? Maybe you meant immeasurably? Either way, it’s difficult to measure or immeasure how comedy makes things easier. But I agree with you in general.

    • @paulasloter3906
      @paulasloter3906 3 роки тому +3

      Me too-much easier Hermes🤣

    • @tonydiego5827
      @tonydiego5827 3 роки тому +2

      Pandemic?

  • @ajj4207
    @ajj4207 4 роки тому +201

    Thank you Jim, I'm a disabled navy veteran and I'm very ill, and today was a horrible day but I can always put your standup on da boob tube and get some giggles. And my sickness is put to the side for a little bit. It helps to live another day, that sounds horrible as im laughing at what I'm telling you .. crazy people hahaha

    • @LALO325TX
      @LALO325TX 4 роки тому +16

      Hang in there, brother.

    • @caroldente9635
      @caroldente9635 4 роки тому +13

      Hope you are feeling better!

    • @ajj4207
      @ajj4207 4 роки тому +12

      @@caroldente9635 thank you so much!! It's a battle but some days are, some are worse!!

    • @ajj4207
      @ajj4207 4 роки тому +11

      @@LALO325TX thank you, most positive vibrations & Love. For ya compassion!!!!

    • @suzykeleher2484
      @suzykeleher2484 4 роки тому +9

      Big hugs

  • @rachele3334
    @rachele3334 4 роки тому +47

    The ad after this started with “Every dog is special.” 😂😂😂

  • @mikehaslam5732
    @mikehaslam5732 4 роки тому +19

    All these Gaffagan standups kept me physically functioning another year or 2. Quarantine would literally suck without your content, Mr. Gaffigan!!

  • @peggyf344
    @peggyf344 4 роки тому +33

    Thank you Jim for the laughter you bring !!

  • @christianheichel
    @christianheichel 4 роки тому +43

    I don't think I've seen this gig before It's hilarious

  • @darkduds38
    @darkduds38 4 роки тому +81

    RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman, we miss your stand up routines about hot pockets so so much

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 4 роки тому +9

      It's weird how I never picked up on that until now. I always have thought that he looked like someone but never made the connection to PSH. I'm such a friggin idiot!

    • @darkduds38
      @darkduds38 4 роки тому +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 He is PSH!

    • @chrisfuller2069
      @chrisfuller2069 4 роки тому +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 - He's actually made a joke about looking like PSH in a few of his routines.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 4 роки тому

      @Wilson actually it was heroin...

    • @roberthofmann8403
      @roberthofmann8403 3 роки тому

      @@DeathBYDesign666 Indeed.

  • @mckscotty6607
    @mckscotty6607 4 роки тому +151

    I'm sitting here counting the minutes so I can laugh! My life now consists of these videos and dinner with the Gaffigans😆

    • @80sChick80s
      @80sChick80s 4 роки тому +7

      "Let's get cookin'"

    • @Squidman91
      @Squidman91 4 роки тому +7

      He’s the funniest guy ever😅

    • @chadk321
      @chadk321 4 роки тому

      Go outside... It's ok

  • @TheFeelButton
    @TheFeelButton 4 роки тому +29

    I feel like I'm living on dog time these days! Good stuff Jim!!

  • @memphislife2247
    @memphislife2247 4 роки тому +24

    ✨🤗✨ Thank you for the laughter and smiles✨🍷🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @SnarkyStuff1
    @SnarkyStuff1 4 роки тому +11

    Thank you Jim for posting your funny clips. It's helping
    me recover from my illness. Laughing is truly the best medicine and listening to you males me feel better all ready...💙🙏😄

  • @mayahill9079
    @mayahill9079 4 роки тому +12

    Clean, lighthearted, relatable and damn funny! My husband and me are separated by borders right now but we always find joy in watching your stand up. Thank you, Jim.

  • @beeonthyme5760
    @beeonthyme5760 4 роки тому +6

    I love it when I really get to LAUGH OUT LOUD! and not just type LOL. Thanks Jim!

  • @remedypastor
    @remedypastor 4 роки тому +26

    I'm sure sorry I begin many of these posts using a conjunction but... I've given up on Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and even Oprah. You are my NEW life coach! As for Michael and Patrick... be nice to them, they are taking over your world very soon! 🍩🍩🍩

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 4 роки тому +6

    "We were naked."
    I laughed so hard at 5 am. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @njbeardedrhino665
    @njbeardedrhino665 4 роки тому +6

    Hes one of the best "clean" comics around!

  • @stephenlawlor2876
    @stephenlawlor2876 3 роки тому +3

    Yes he's definitely in the top '10' comediens, 'of all time'!

  • @PCKA1987
    @PCKA1987 2 роки тому +1

    Idk if you know what a treasure your comedy is to the mental health of people all over the world. You are appreciated.

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 роки тому +101

    My niece walked in on my dad in the bathroom once and spent the next few weeks telling everyone pa pa has a front tail

  • @jonnyd8399
    @jonnyd8399 4 роки тому +2

    "If you don't hit subscribe, all the animals will die." Hahahahaha

  • @rbhop92
    @rbhop92 4 роки тому +4

    My dog and i were invited to my our ever birthday party for a dog about four years ago. At the last minute before going out the door I grabbed a bone (that we already had) to give to the dog. Imagine my embarrassment when I get there and everybody else had these huge packages wrapped elegantly. Who knew they required such elegance?

  • @DB-qw6xq
    @DB-qw6xq 3 роки тому +4

    Lol, I've just given my dog a cake, some doggy beer and a new toy for her 1st birthday. She loved it.

  • @tzm777
    @tzm777 Рік тому

    😂’ huge boy part’ - that’s as dirty as Gaffigan gets in his comedy. Love it. 👏🏾

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 2 роки тому +1

    Believe me, that a dog appreciate the attention and being made a big deal of. They're smart💗

  • @teresab6383
    @teresab6383 4 роки тому +3

    Jim where were you 3 years ago when I needed you. I love your sense of humor. You make laugh at things that are so true in life. I find myself asking family and friends if they have heard your stand up routine. If they haven’t seen or heard you I beg them to watch you on Netflix or Prime or UA-cam. Thank you so much for being born!

  • @RogerPeet
    @RogerPeet Рік тому +1

    'But, you don't understand. I LOVE animals.
    they get me'

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 роки тому +8

    It was in my building and I needed the material, lol.

  • @sdb5151225
    @sdb5151225 4 роки тому +7

    This country needs an official Comedian Laureate. We have a Poet Laureate, but who reads poetry? I nominate Jim Gaffigan and his huge boy part.

  • @coreybartkuscole444
    @coreybartkuscole444 4 роки тому +8

    Jim, I love your videos, got a lot of anxiety these days but I have to say your humor helps so much! Thank you.🌷🌷🌷

  • @Verdeangela12
    @Verdeangela12 Рік тому +1

    You Rock, Jim! Love your humor & your love for animals!!!

  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx 2 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 he never fail me make me laugh till I cried .

  • @ginnymeljac2300
    @ginnymeljac2300 4 роки тому +3

    Hahahahaha! Thank you so much for making me laugh! My birthday is June 1st. My family is all gone! My twin and I were the babies. He passed away years ago. My birthday is so very sad. How do you celebrate when the twin you grew from conception together is gone? I am half a person. The COVID-19 took away even the trip my son WAS taking me on to help me forget. But now it’s even worse. Can I just sleep away the next few days? If it wasn’t for you and your family making me laugh right now, I don’t think I would still be here. So from the bottom of my heart ❤️ I thank you for making this girl smile! God bless you and your family! ☮️💟✝️💔

  • @roxanncorston9403
    @roxanncorston9403 4 роки тому +2

    Absolutely brilliant!!!!!! God bless you, your beautiful wife and lovely children!!! Your genius has been soooo therapeutic!!!!!! Puleeeeze keep it up!!!! 👌👌👏👏👏👏😁 Much love from Toronto Canada 😁😁🤗🤗

  • @carter511
    @carter511 Рік тому

    I love the “GET ‘EM”

  • @tommulhall3865
    @tommulhall3865 4 роки тому +1

    Jim You're the best! Clean non offensive humor. A sitcom based on your family with the kids as teenagers would be priceless!

    • @beeonthyme5760
      @beeonthyme5760 4 роки тому

      I think so too. However! I shared with my nephew and said you can watch him with your little girls...he pointed out that Jim makes fun of being fat and fat people way too much, and he didn't want his girls to think that was funny. It hadn't occurred to me before he pointed it out to me. He said he loves his humor, but won't watch with his kids. 😲

  • @ceciliam.8493
    @ceciliam.8493 4 роки тому +1

    I love him!!! I wish I can hug him!! 😍😆😆😆

  • @lk8127
    @lk8127 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks for all the hilarious entertainment lately Jim! I love these new clips from your new set "Quality Time". You've been my favorite comedian for over 15 years now. I absolutely love your stand up! I was listening to "Hiking" last night while brushing my teeth, bad idea. 😂 I never laughed so hard brushing my teeth before. 🤣😂 Thanks for all your hilarious years of consistent great humor and material! You and your beautiful family are the best! So happy you all are safe and well.👏🤩🤗💖

  • @JGM0JGM
    @JGM0JGM 4 роки тому +2

    That went crazy fast... from dog parties to boy parts... lol...

  • @sawyerwuerth7728
    @sawyerwuerth7728 4 роки тому +5

    I don’t have a dog but I celebrate my cats birthday ... Jim is so funny

  • @roguesheep3083
    @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому

    "Orrr people don't like you" 😄 sometimes he has the exact thought or reaction i would

  • @368fan4
    @368fan4 4 роки тому +10

    Lawrence Welk , Here`s a lovely rendition of DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGAN ,!... ( long version)

  • @Ladygaga4047
    @Ladygaga4047 3 роки тому

    There are so many layers to his comedy!!!

  • @jakemccauley4724
    @jakemccauley4724 3 роки тому

    “If you don’t hit subscribe, all the animals will die”
    I’ve seen that 10 times and it still cracks me up every time

  • @mikethomas1081
    @mikethomas1081 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for sharing these clips. I giggle myself to sleep every night.

  • @jefferyburnett5137
    @jefferyburnett5137 4 роки тому +1

    His dog imitation is spot on!

  • @chinsauyong
    @chinsauyong 4 роки тому +1

    It's 3:30am here and I'm stifling my laughter so I don't wake up the rest of the family.

  • @PatrickWagz
    @PatrickWagz 4 роки тому +3

    Great stuff, Jimbo.
    I never thought I'd be laughing at 'Safari jokes'.
    But, they were hilarious!!
    Your material is always so clever.

  • @ZChronicNebula
    @ZChronicNebula 4 роки тому +9

    Most under appreciated comedian? Top 5 dead or alive! Sponsored by hot pockets.

  • @patrickmontgomery4796
    @patrickmontgomery4796 4 роки тому +1

    It's been awhile since I've watched Gaffigan. I seen his channel & got hooked! Probably the best clean Comic out there!

  • @Blake4625kHz
    @Blake4625kHz Рік тому

    “If you don’t subscribe, all the animals will die”🤣

  • @Andy-no9zl
    @Andy-no9zl 4 роки тому

    Jim is one of the best comedians ever!

  • @joyceannbarton2868
    @joyceannbarton2868 4 роки тому +2

    Absolutely hysterical 😂

  • @jamesfreeman2258
    @jamesfreeman2258 Рік тому

    So right on about our relationshio with our pets, and the safari trips. So true, thats why its so. Funny.

  • @patriciahopey1384
    @patriciahopey1384 4 роки тому +1

    The videos are funny and your pitch st the end is better .I laugh out loud every time. Thankyou 3cheers from Canada

  • @TheNesbittExperience
    @TheNesbittExperience 4 роки тому +4

    let the animals live, Jim! i'm already subscribed!!

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 4 роки тому +67

    I still refer to our 17 year old cat as our "practice baby". My wife is still not amused.

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 4 роки тому +8

      Practice *baby* ? Lmao my cat is outside 90% of the time so looking at it as a baby is weird for me

  • @moosejawn123
    @moosejawn123 4 роки тому +1

    This is my dessert after Dinner with the GAFFIGANS!!! and its delicious...

  • @feliciataylor3772
    @feliciataylor3772 4 роки тому

    I laugh so hard I need to pause the video to catch my breath. 😂 I love the dog jokes.

  • @The5425177
    @The5425177 4 роки тому +1

    I ❤️ him.

  • @alexishere5994
    @alexishere5994 4 роки тому

    Jim is my spirit animal

  • @melissahorn6091
    @melissahorn6091 4 роки тому +8

    A birthday party for a dog is ridiculous. Anyway, funny stint!

  • @aureliobonilla1888
    @aureliobonilla1888 4 роки тому

    Now I see my dog and all I can think about is 7x8! Thanks Mr. Twister guy! 🌪

  • @DJSquish76
    @DJSquish76 4 роки тому

    Mr Gaffigan, you are my hero. Greetings from Milwaukee. Welcome to WI if you dont like the weather just wait 10mins. You can use that. Cant wait for you to be back in town for a show. See you EVERY time

  • @Dulcimertunes
    @Dulcimertunes 4 роки тому +3

    Our local shelter offers Gotcha Day! The day pups are adopted.

    • @Andrea1542
      @Andrea1542 4 роки тому

      Maureen Barnes that’s not a local thing, it’s literally referred to as gotcha day in almost all rescues, shelters and even specific breed sellers.

  • @TonyOlsenFerris
    @TonyOlsenFerris 3 роки тому

    I love animals... but I love your humor equally as much. :-) Thank you for sharing!

  • @sweetmoniquespeaks401
    @sweetmoniquespeaks401 4 роки тому +1

    Your super funny. I’ve binge watched your videos, so it’s only right for me to subscribe now 🌟

  • @brianhanson5110
    @brianhanson5110 3 роки тому

    Gaffigan and Steven Wright are my favorite comedians. Remember Steven Wright? 😀

  • @johnnygee1625
    @johnnygee1625 4 роки тому +1

    Top shelf. Funny........

  • @darlahenri8095
    @darlahenri8095 2 роки тому

    Bless you & to the amimals

  • @mickeytwoshoes9476
    @mickeytwoshoes9476 4 роки тому +3

    I’ve only had one! (In dog beers)

  • @florenceellis7126
    @florenceellis7126 4 роки тому +1

    He is sooooo funny!

  • @SEGMAN007TEX
    @SEGMAN007TEX 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant stuff Sir! 👊🏼

  • @wesbarcus3761
    @wesbarcus3761 2 роки тому +1

    I love animals! They're delicious!

  • @scottlasley4593
    @scottlasley4593 4 роки тому +2

    Just when I thought I loved animals the most.... Haha

  • @davetheman2615
    @davetheman2615 4 роки тому +1

    Jeff you really are the man, seriously funny

  • @Ben-bg2lp
    @Ben-bg2lp 4 роки тому +2

    I didn't appreciate Jim Gaffigan's comedy until I watched John Mulaney's dry performance for 2 minutes. Now I just can't enough of Jim's videos!

  • @mmsizzlak
    @mmsizzlak 3 роки тому

    Jim, you are easily my 3rd favorite comic... Had you been 1st place, I would've left no comment lol

  • @biirbio
    @biirbio 4 роки тому +146

    All the dislikes are from people who celebrate their dog birthdays.

    • @Metal666ATX9ers
      @Metal666ATX9ers 4 роки тому +3

      B Same here...

    • @dogwalk3
      @dogwalk3 4 роки тому +4

      haha i thought it was hilarious! although i do post a photo of him & buy him an extra big treat on his bday. guilty!

    • @tamarabradshaw4799
      @tamarabradshaw4799 4 роки тому

      Was thinking the exact same thing😂😂😂

    • @GlowingBentley
      @GlowingBentley 4 роки тому

      LMAO! I'm sure you're right!

    • @joekamka8571
      @joekamka8571 4 роки тому +2

      And bird lady's, you're not fooling anyone, we know you disliked this video.

  • @cindyharris43
    @cindyharris43 Рік тому

    Keep doing what you do Your the best!!!

  • @SuZW51
    @SuZW51 4 роки тому +1

    Subscribed... because I don't want the animals to die.

  • @kyzercube
    @kyzercube 4 роки тому

    The ending sales pitch is a variant of the standard highway robbery auto-shop sales pitch. _If you don't get this repair done, you're going to die_ 🤣

  • @ritashustitzky2934
    @ritashustitzky2934 4 роки тому

    I have watched all your videos over and over again. You are one of the few people that make me laugh. Some day I would like to see you on stage in person.

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 4 роки тому +1

    This guy was taking pictures of my family and we were naked 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @kerrymihalik3795
    @kerrymihalik3795 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @msfair3625
    @msfair3625 4 роки тому

    Thanks, Jim!

  • @mrjqsinko
    @mrjqsinko 4 роки тому

    There's a guy who thinks you're very funny Sir--oh is that me? Guilty! Haha thank you for the laughs over the years 😂

  • @eagleeye2300
    @eagleeye2300 4 роки тому

    Gaffigan, (and his "huge boy part...") comedic eighth wonder of the world...

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 роки тому

    Enjoyed your video and gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @TwizzlerGirl
    @TwizzlerGirl Рік тому

    Thumbs up for that huge man part!

  • @katherineafzal2315
    @katherineafzal2315 4 роки тому +1

    My dog is my baby....she allows me to seat on the sofa with her!!!😂🤣🐾

  • @bassethoundproductions3897
    @bassethoundproductions3897 3 роки тому

    My Basset knows exactly what time his meals are served.

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork4175 4 роки тому +7

    Once, I contemplated moving to Alaska while trying to be a vegetarian. My friend pointed out that "Vegetarian" in the native language means "Lousy Hunter". It was hard going through youth with a head full of mush.

  • @rickshannep4033
    @rickshannep4033 4 роки тому

    Hilarious!! Thank you!

  • @contentomnivore
    @contentomnivore 4 роки тому

    I've seen this bit a few times. I finally Googled 'Philip Seymore Hoffman' and oh my gravy!! He DOES look like Hoffman!

  • @brenthall9629
    @brenthall9629 4 роки тому

    Dogs and Jim man best friend

  • @ZavioBurchenson
    @ZavioBurchenson 4 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @eyelovebrothersmusic
    @eyelovebrothersmusic 4 роки тому

    Woot. Startin my day with this

  • @atgb143
    @atgb143 4 роки тому +6

    DOG WALKS INTO A BAR...

    • @eagleeye2300
      @eagleeye2300 4 роки тому +2

      I'm racking my brain for dog drink names.... Bacardi and Squirrel??

    • @atgb143
      @atgb143 4 роки тому

      @@eagleeye2300 Lol...I love your reply, which led me to search the interwebs. I found a drink called Pink Squirrel Cocktail. 😂😂😂