USS Wisconsin - The ship that did not let that slide. (A Gmod Machinima)

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  • @ruphite9521
    @ruphite9521 Рік тому +530

    The USS Wisconsin knows where you are at all times

    • @kiryu-chan1590
      @kiryu-chan1590 Рік тому +37

      USS Wisconsin knows this because it knows where you aren't.

    • @rockystudiogaming
      @rockystudiogaming Рік тому +26

      By subtracting where the gun is from where it isn't,
      Or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is
      Greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation of the gun's trajectory.

    • @King011Productions
      @King011Productions 4 місяці тому +2

      I live in Wisconsin lmao

    • @orangegibusgaming
      @orangegibusgaming 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@rockystudiogamingin summary, you can't escape

  • @Idiodyssey87
    @Idiodyssey87 10 місяців тому +443

    North Korea: "Yay! We hit the American ship!"
    Japan: "Oh my sweet summer child...."

    • @ivanruzic2592
      @ivanruzic2592 4 місяці тому +23

      Well, they received their response quite quickly, and in an..... explosive manner.

  • @SamaritanPrime
    @SamaritanPrime Рік тому +362

    Not only did those guys die on that hill, THE HILL DIED TOO. - a portly electrical man.

    • @刘妍汐
      @刘妍汐 Рік тому +18

      But the friendly frigate

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 місяці тому

      Temper temper.

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 3 місяці тому

      Didn't the Sister Ship also Supposedly *Sink An ISLAND!?*

  • @ejoty_6128
    @ejoty_6128 6 місяців тому +260

    17,100 pounds of high-explosive death for one measly 4-inch round.

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 6 місяців тому +33

      Don't touch our boats. Simple as.

    • @ejoty_6128
      @ejoty_6128 6 місяців тому +19

      @@Redbikemaster a rule that has been learned the hard way time and time again for the last 200 years

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 4 місяці тому

      @@ejoty_6128 sure

    • @TheGenRo
      @TheGenRo 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ejoty_6128What happened?

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST 4 місяці тому +4

      @@ejoty_6128the Maine, we blamed it on Spain, Spain got beaten

  • @tommcglone2867
    @tommcglone2867 7 місяців тому +94

    The best part of the story was the fact that the recoil from Wiskey firing all NINE 16 inchers was so massive she was being pushed sideways

  • @Montana2.0122
    @Montana2.0122 Рік тому +173

    Captain: did you clear hill
    The 16in gunners: yeah we cleared the hill.............off the fucking map

  • @SgtAwesome97
    @SgtAwesome97 Рік тому +142

    Nothing says volume of fire more, than firing enough 1,900 pound shells containing 150 pounds of high explosive to completely delete a hill and leave a crater in it's place.

    • @lanchester101
      @lanchester101 Рік тому +7

      IRL, they fired a full salvo of 9 shells which weigh about the same as a VW Beetle 1:33

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 6 місяців тому +1

      The Iowa-class fired 2,700 lb shells. The HE ones had a danger close radius of 2 km.

    • @ald1144
      @ald1144 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Redbikemaster The AP shells were that weight. HE shore bombardment rounds were 1900 lbs.

  • @Edelgard-and-Claude-simp
    @Edelgard-and-Claude-simp Рік тому +238

    If I remember right irl they actually turned the encampment into a large Crater
    Still doesn't compare to the new jersey which has the record of only island kill in the world

    • @treystroeder5506
      @treystroeder5506 Рік тому +39

      Does so compare. Gotta redraw the entire map area Wisconsin wiped out.
      Only gotta add a bit more blue to the ocean to replace the Island that Big J deleted

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 Рік тому +14

      ​@@treystroeder5506Hit the madara type "You'll only need to redraw the maps a little."

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 6 місяців тому +9

      They lowered the elevation of the entire hill by several hundred feet.

    • @centric3125
      @centric3125 4 місяці тому +3

      Gonna need you to explain to me how USS New Jersey killed an island. That's a bit of a new one even for me.

    • @Anime-117
      @Anime-117 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@centric3125 It was also fortified, still got deleted

  • @TiernanWilkinson
    @TiernanWilkinson Рік тому +200

    Great video. Though the Wisconsin actually replied to "temper temper" not with a shell but with a message of "But they started it"

    • @RessStudios
      @RessStudios  Рік тому +38

      I know, just wanted to add some humor into it lol

    • @Aptol
      @Aptol 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@RessStudiosIt was a message shell

    • @razgriz16
      @razgriz16 4 місяці тому +2

      It was written on thr shell

    • @williamgutshall2706
      @williamgutshall2706 3 місяці тому +1

      That's america.

  • @captainfordo3978
    @captainfordo3978 8 місяців тому +60

    0:50 North Korean Grunt: No, wait. Please, have mercy.
    USS Wisconsin: *MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!! PERISH!!!*

  • @tigermki
    @tigermki Рік тому +84

    As murphy's law of combat states, if the enemy is in range...so are you

  • @scooterdescooter4018
    @scooterdescooter4018 Рік тому +104

    "ATTENTION TURRETS ALPHA, BRAVO AND CHARLIE, WE ARE IN THE LANDSCAPING BUSINESS NOW. OPEN FIRE!"😊

  • @AustroHungarianEmpire1867
    @AustroHungarianEmpire1867 6 місяців тому +61

    "The enemy hit from over there!"
    "Roger, removing over there."

  • @Navywritter
    @Navywritter 11 місяців тому +166

    Therapist : So tell me, do you have a personal anger issue ?
    Wisconsin : No
    Therapist : So what do you do if you see a North Korea battery on a coastline ?
    Wisconsin : I'll take that personally

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 місяці тому +11

      “I delete the coastline”

    • @anthonyfeng6180
      @anthonyfeng6180 3 місяці тому +1

      Therapist: I forget that your coworker heard you say, " You splinted my deck you mother... " when you get hit.

  • @Allantitan
    @Allantitan Рік тому +35

    Uss wisconsin: “that’s not a gun….these are guns *fires every weapon the ship has on one hill*

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 8 місяців тому +1

      If Mick Dundee were here, he'd approve. Of the North Koreans, "Just kids having fun." Turns and asks other ships, "You alright?"

  • @kulshedramecha-ghidora8099
    @kulshedramecha-ghidora8099 Рік тому +113

    Yeah they didn't just hit the target they deleted it lol

    • @vinceevoyap6725
      @vinceevoyap6725 Рік тому +5

      Ah yes a reference of it's not what you think

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Рік тому +1

      What hill sit? -a soldier on the uss Wisconsin after the attack probably

  • @loganbrown3334
    @loganbrown3334 4 місяці тому +24

    POV: A Wisconsinite woke up and chose violence. (They're just lucky the W19 nuclear shell wasn't invented yet)

    • @evanhunt1863
      @evanhunt1863 3 місяці тому

      It's called the *W* 19 for a reason after all.

  • @klipsfilmsmelbourne
    @klipsfilmsmelbourne Рік тому +56

    0:51 Let's drop some lead on those Mothers FIRE!

    • @RessStudios
      @RessStudios  Рік тому +16

      I like the Battleship reference, as non-accurate that movie it, the Iowa scene is cool.

    • @captainvanghn
      @captainvanghn Рік тому +3

      I've always loved that

    • @BonkHammer9876
      @BonkHammer9876 8 місяців тому

      Somebody’s gonna kiss the the donkey!

    • @Katfii
      @Katfii 7 місяців тому +1

      HOW DID MINOS-

    • @klipsfilmsmelbourne
      @klipsfilmsmelbourne 7 місяців тому +3

      @@RessStudios that was Missouri in the movie battleship

  • @gigacanno750
    @gigacanno750 9 місяців тому +10

    The North Koreans not only died in that hill, but the hill died too.

  • @ultrawing5637
    @ultrawing5637 Рік тому +47

    Didnt know you brought a camera with you for that trip

  • @MarkLin77
    @MarkLin77 Рік тому +53

    “sir we hit the ship!”
    (everyone cheers)
    sir there aiming at us with all cannons
    *”WHAT DID YOU D-“*

  • @JWP-56
    @JWP-56 3 місяці тому +5

    “Enemy at 9 O’Clock!”
    “Copy sir! Deleting 9 O’Clock!”

  • @benschoppert7769
    @benschoppert7769 Рік тому +10

    Weird that the Wisconsin stole the Missouri’s hull number

  • @Zoompai
    @Zoompai Рік тому +10

    I love deleting costal artillery

  • @tankmech8164
    @tankmech8164 3 місяці тому +4

    This brings me back to simpler days of UA-cam. Good quality gmod videos that hark back to 2010s are rare.

  • @corbangamer6961
    @corbangamer6961 3 місяці тому +4

    Imagine leaveling a mountain just because of a lucky artillery strike

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 4 місяці тому +4

    Should be noted the reason why the Wisconsin went so hard on that coast gun was because, despite serving in active battlefields in WW2 and Korea alike, it was the only time the ship had been hit by an enemy, ruining the otherwise spotless history (except the one other total time it collided with a friendly vessel)
    From what I remember, nobody on the ship was even killed by this either, only a few injured and the ship itself was functionally unaffected.

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia Рік тому +21

    who need aim when you can just spam it

    • @dantehiramoto
      @dantehiramoto Рік тому +7

      Accuracy by volume. And when youre using massive h e shells, thats quite a lot of volume.

  • @theasxut2842
    @theasxut2842 9 місяців тому +4

    nothing is as badass ass a big battleship

  • @fishcutter395
    @fishcutter395 Рік тому +11

    They had it coming TBH

  • @mixymaxox
    @mixymaxox 4 місяці тому +3

    “Sir! North Korean artillery fire from the north!”
    “Acknowledged. Removing the north.”

  • @tank3.095
    @tank3.095 4 місяці тому +3

    This has inaccuracy of 89%, I do remember that the entire cliff side was complete wiped off the Face of the Earth, Newspaper said it sunk an island, absolutely hilarious, I think it's 10 out of 10

    • @tank3.095
      @tank3.095 4 місяці тому

      19 hours after I put this comment up I realized I put inaccuracy not accuracy, I realize more and more everyday that I can't speak basic English

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 4 місяці тому

      A different ship sunk an island, same class though. This one just lowered the elevation of the hill by a couple hundred feet, and responded to the other ship by saying “they started it”

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 3 місяці тому +2

    Capt: see those enemy artillery positions?
    Gunners: aye Capt
    Captain: I don’t want to anymore.

  • @mewingbroom7650
    @mewingbroom7650 3 місяці тому +1

    Minos being the captain makes a slight amount of sense

  • @gasmasked_bandit
    @gasmasked_bandit 3 місяці тому +2

    One shell led to an entire landmass being fucking leveled. An example of if someone or something is just minding their business, leave them alone and all will be well.

  • @themightybob
    @themightybob Рік тому +4

    Wisconsin, the ship that destroyed a mountain

  • @wardenlight5625
    @wardenlight5625 8 місяців тому +4

    For anyone who doesn't know the temper temper message was actually meant for any surviving north Korean

  • @PilotTrigger
    @PilotTrigger Рік тому +13

    JUDGMENT!

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Місяць тому

      @@PilotTrigger *THY END IS NOW!*
      *PREPARE THYSELF!*

  • @SovietWizardMoneyGang
    @SovietWizardMoneyGang 3 місяці тому +2

    “See that hill?”
    “Yeah, I do. Why?”
    “I don’t want to.”

  • @jeeper426
    @jeeper426 3 місяці тому +1

    Whisky deleted the gun crew, the gun, the hill upon which the gun emplacement was set, and the beach attached to the foot of said hill, shrinking the island by a not so insignificant amount, Don't pick a fight with a battleship, those ladies play rough

  • @Robonogo
    @Robonogo 4 місяці тому +2

    “Where are they?”
    “That direction, sir.”
    “Copy that. Removing that direction.”

  • @Mobius_118
    @Mobius_118 3 місяці тому +1

    "Warning, you are within range of enemy artillery."
    - Helldivers 2

  • @StabbyMay0825
    @StabbyMay0825 11 місяців тому +3

    the fucking prowler dude, that legit, for the first time, scared me the most.

  • @ThemightyEnterprise
    @ThemightyEnterprise Рік тому +3

    I went on the whiskey, I told her not to lose her temper

  • @imanormalpersom
    @imanormalpersom 4 місяці тому +2

    The Wisconsin to the arty piece: "Boi you dun fucked up"

  • @therea1wyvern
    @therea1wyvern Рік тому +11

    PREPARE THYSELF

  • @JerichoYeet
    @JerichoYeet 4 місяці тому +3

    They didn't hit the target.
    *They deleted it.*

  • @TheBlu04
    @TheBlu04 3 місяці тому +1

    "It was just a warning shot"
    Me: Uh *racks shotgun* come again?

  • @MrOct
    @MrOct Рік тому +5

    American taxpayers: *scared cuz of how much it costs*

  • @mahinakbari1647
    @mahinakbari1647 4 місяці тому +1

    "temper, temper"

  • @garywilburn7384
    @garywilburn7384 3 місяці тому +1

    Remove That Direction !
    Aye Sir ! Removing that Direction !

  • @appelbottemjeans
    @appelbottemjeans 3 місяці тому +1

    That’s why you never touch Uncle Sam’s boats

  • @luckyroogaming3142
    @luckyroogaming3142 5 місяців тому +2

    North Korea: so that’s the ship that went through ww2 without getting touched? Well that’s about to change. FIRE!
    The battleship: you splintered my deck, here’s your prize, 9 spicy cars in the form of 2700 HE shells.

  • @XxELITEREAPERxX
    @XxELITEREAPERxX 2 місяці тому +1

    Remember, this happened because they attacked one ship. Japan attacked a harbor and we gave them the sun twice.

  • @willjohnson8110
    @willjohnson8110 7 місяців тому +2

    “Judgement”

  • @michaelusswisconsin6002
    @michaelusswisconsin6002 Рік тому +5

    Angry 16” noises

  • @jjthesheep
    @jjthesheep 4 місяці тому +1

    When i first saw This, I was like: WTH IS KING MINOS DOING?!

  • @galaxyofequestria
    @galaxyofequestria 7 місяців тому +1

    The end is best part . Subscribing for that.

  • @SeanIsSuperFunny
    @SeanIsSuperFunny 4 місяці тому +1

    This is amazing, holy crap

  • @treystroeder5506
    @treystroeder5506 Рік тому +11

    0:41 That’s a “63” on Turret A. This bugs me.
    This bugs me a lot.
    Sincerely,
    A USS Wisconsin fan

    • @RessStudios
      @RessStudios  Рік тому +1

      Sorry, was the only good model I could find :P

  • @ratte6090
    @ratte6090 5 місяців тому +1

    "YOU WANT WHAT HE'S HAVING?!"

  • @KristoffAxelleRoyo
    @KristoffAxelleRoyo Місяць тому +1

    It knows this cuz you didn't listen to the fucking rule to touch the damn ship

  • @therealchillman
    @therealchillman Рік тому +2

    Holy crap A Gmod Machinima

  • @joshbreck3489
    @joshbreck3489 4 місяці тому +1

    And kids the moral of this wonderful and happy story is to NOT SCREW AROUND WITH THE USS WISCONSIN

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 3 місяці тому +1

    Ah, Wisconsin, if we ever get a Shipgirl of her she'd definitely have some MASSIVE anger issues and would probably have some skill involving doing extreme amounts of damage after taking even the SLIGHTEST bit of Damage.
    Now, I am still surprised at the lack of Kancolle or Azur Lane crossovers for Worm utilizing her, she'd be the perfect ship to turn Taylor into given they both wildly and rapidly escalate in violence.

    • @brysonfugarino861
      @brysonfugarino861 Місяць тому

      Wtf are you talking about?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Місяць тому

      @@brysonfugarino861 Look up Worm, Kantai Collection, and Azur Lane on TV Tropes, I ain't explaining anything here.

  • @chimpthrownoutofaplane3521
    @chimpthrownoutofaplane3521 3 місяці тому +1

    My great grandfather served aboard her in WW2

  • @StarshipUNCN
    @StarshipUNCN 10 днів тому +1

    Just imagine if there rest of the Iowa sisters were there lol

  • @alphahellcat2799
    @alphahellcat2799 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh that’s awesome!

  • @malcolmcotie5918
    @malcolmcotie5918 Рік тому +3

    Blue on Blue at the end

  • @Handle.SFX.5_Failed_To_Load
    @Handle.SFX.5_Failed_To_Load 10 місяців тому +2

    It would have been funnier if the entirety of the crew was simply cheese.

  • @FederalBureauofInvestiga-rx1cf
    @FederalBureauofInvestiga-rx1cf 4 місяці тому +1

    Awwwww man now we will never know what he had....

  • @rc_1234
    @rc_1234 Рік тому +2

    Friendly Fire will be tolerated

  • @orangegibusgaming
    @orangegibusgaming 3 місяці тому +1

    0:52 Get that mdfka!

  • @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010
    @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010 4 місяці тому +1

    Captain Minos my beloved

  • @claireFPE412
    @claireFPE412 5 місяців тому +1

    *Target deleted from existence.*

  • @lupenngrimpaw936
    @lupenngrimpaw936 9 місяців тому +1

    Had me giggling like a madman!

  • @rannicel
    @rannicel Рік тому +2

    DDAANNGG!!! Wisconsin is angry 😡

  • @Ryuu1010YT
    @Ryuu1010YT 4 місяці тому +1

    very accurate and that horn is I.J.N. Yamato's horn not uss Wisconsin horn (only you find the real one) uss Wisconsin is not messing around but against godzilla, kajius, jaegers, aliens and fantasy on other hand is massacred for uss Wisconsin. 💀

  • @thedissatisfactoryman114
    @thedissatisfactoryman114 Рік тому +5

    Good meme

  • @ARCEUS_MASTER
    @ARCEUS_MASTER Рік тому +1

    whiskey chose violence XD

  • @archmageofmetal8883
    @archmageofmetal8883 Місяць тому +1

    Temper temper.

  • @prestonwade1015
    @prestonwade1015 5 місяців тому +1

    What mountain i didn't see that mountain just a smoking hole

  • @Cat-y4w
    @Cat-y4w 9 місяців тому +2

    cool

  • @2017nastalgialover
    @2017nastalgialover 9 місяців тому +3

    Im from Wisconsin

  • @bobthebuilder9818
    @bobthebuilder9818 3 місяці тому +1

    Nice video.

  • @midnightbat5574
    @midnightbat5574 9 місяців тому +1

    For this very reason is why even to this very day the world does not mess with any of the United States’ boats don’t matter what type it is. Because the people that are driving that boat will either re-enact the TEMPER TEMPER, or they will respond with the to the exact scaled up or down size of ordinance from a plane. And trust me, I’m an American and I have a scaled down B-29 super fortress, that is a single seater that I can pilot and I can even drop bombs like the real one. Except a realistic scaled down a-bomb cause I ain’t going down the road of mini Enola Gay, plus I also have an entire fleet of scaled down US aircraft that I can fly. And trust me it is fun, why is it fun? Because I can do CAS with water balloons and/or water guns I made squirt guns that are automatic and don’t hurt. I even made a few jets and some helicopters, but I recently made a scaled down Mig-21 and Mig-23 they fly like their big versions and they are a great single seat jet that I have flown. Except the F-18 blue angel that one is a real mean one.

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 8 місяців тому

      Nah, we like to keep things....proportional. XD

  • @jacobDelancy
    @jacobDelancy 6 місяців тому +1

    bro fogot to have wisconson move yes the barge is enogh to move the 45,000 TON ship 4 feet to the left

  • @suzannerollins8617
    @suzannerollins8617 5 місяців тому +1

    Temper temper

  • @KarenblaiseAgbisit
    @KarenblaiseAgbisit 6 місяців тому +4

    At the start the number said 63 on the battleship so it’s not Wisconsin lts uss missouri 0:01

    • @RessStudios
      @RessStudios  6 місяців тому

      Yeah, it was the only good model I could get, but the event did happen. :P

  • @korebeast973
    @korebeast973 Рік тому +6

    Not perfect, but it is certainly funny!

  • @secretman7605
    @secretman7605 4 місяці тому +1

    Why is Minos driving the Wisconsin?

  • @MoonBeamLaser
    @MoonBeamLaser 9 місяців тому +1

    Based on a true story...

  • @sunburnteggandstuff
    @sunburnteggandstuff 11 місяців тому +1

    I think they are dead. Do we have to do another barrage?

    • @just_saying__
      @just_saying__ 7 місяців тому

      "LET THESE PEOLE BURN!!!" answer of a verry angry Big Whiskey probably

  • @J-fu7fm
    @J-fu7fm 2 місяці тому +2

    1:22 Blasphemy is cringe

  • @another_irate_user
    @another_irate_user 3 місяці тому +1

    Pretty much

  • @0919KENken
    @0919KENken 16 годин тому

    bro i see it is that B-63 USS MISSOURI BRUH THAT NOT B-64 USS WISCONSIN

    • @0919KENken
      @0919KENken 16 годин тому

      AND HE GOT A WRONG BATTLESHIP THAT A USS MISSOURI BRO

    • @klipsfilmsmelbourne
      @klipsfilmsmelbourne 15 годин тому

      @@0919KENkenit’s not in gmod workshop

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 Рік тому +7

    A

  • @babufacio_____wczesniejvin2847

    Hahaha azur lane

  • @toilet_gaming784
    @toilet_gaming784 Рік тому +8

    Is this ship mod or source film maker if you know link to workshop could you send it.