0:00 Alexander Hamilton 2:29 Aaron Burr, Sir 4:03 My Shot 6:05 The Story of Tonight 6:12 The Schuyler Sisters 6:57 Farmer Refuted 7:43 You'll Be Back 8:31 Right Hand Man 10:19 A Winter's Ball 10:42 Helpless 11:27 Satisfied 12:33 The Story of Tonight (Reprise) 12:51 Wait for It 13:45 Stay Alive 14:39 Ten Duel Commandments 15:14 Meet Me Inside 15:28 That Would Be Enough 15:48 Guns and Ships 16:24 History Has It's Eyes on You 16:38 Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down) 17:16 What Comes Next? 17:30 Dear Theodosia 17:46 Non-Stop 19:00 What'd I Miss 19:42 Cabinet Battle #1 20:33 Take A Break 21:09 Say No to This 21:35 The Room Where It Happened 22:24 Schuyler Defeated 22:37 Cabinet Battle #2 23:02 Washington on Your Side 23:49 One Last Time 24:43 I Know Him 24:52 The Adams Administration 25:05 We Know 25:29 Hurricane 25:55 The Reynolds Pamphlet 26:97 Burn 26:41 Blow Us All Away 27:05 Stay Alive (Reprise) 27:19 It's Quiet Uptown 27:45 The Election of 1800 28:21 Your Obedient Servant 28:53 Best of Wives and Best of women (two words) 28:54 The World Was Wide Enough 29:25 Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
Honestly, I'd expect that; the need to rhyme limits word choice (has to match the rhyme, the meter, and be right for the actual lyrics/story), which means you're less likely to rely on the first word that comes to mind to finish the sentence normally. The rhyming pairs are generally going to be the least-used words unless they're part of a lyrical refrain that's repeated on purpose throughout different songs.
I’m not sure why but Aaron Burr absolutely floored me “Bursar.” “Yes!” “Join revolution. Looked like stupid *not* “ “We’re worth more than anyone bargained-“ “Buy drink?” *”nice”*
22:39 "death's needy, signed treaty. needed provided return" sounds like a suspicious deal 23:19 "unmask trigger cock pocket" sounds like smth iron man would build in 26:51 "strip socks?" AND THE SCARED SOUND AFTER IT WAS EVERYTHING 27:02 "skip pleasantries. pistol" america in a nutshell 27:47 "politics? shat traction." is real 29:09 "deadly slaughter"
kinda expected "The Adams Administration" and "The Election of 1800" to have less than 10 words, plus almost the entirety of Hamilton's soliloquy in "The World Was Wide Enough"... Pleasantly surprised!
Yeah that's what makes it so funny to me A lot of the time it's like they're skipping every single word that isn't completely necessary to what they're saying
My brain: Okay we're going to say "He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid." Me: "Looked like stupid ... not" My brain: Stop proving him right
"Until bondage rights die!" 4:58 "Keep trouble double choices!" 5:02 "Mister rock think look hot" 5:08 "Rise living knees!" 5:28 "He's sister, she's colonies." 5:29 God this is absolute gold
Honestly my main takeaway from this (other than how crazy the commitment of the person who made this is) is that the fact that there's still 30 minutes of content here means that the play uses an astonishingly large vocabulary. I can't imagine that the average play has 30 minutes worth of unique words in its script, right? Like I think if you did this with Rent, La Vie Boheme would be preserved in its entirety and the rest of the play collectively would be chopped down to, like, 10 minutes
Not only that, Hamilton has a lot of beautiful repetition too. So, like, that just makes the vocabulary even more impressive man 😭 I wish I could write like this
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the fact this person checked off every single word going down the whole musical without making A SINGLE MISTAKE.
Actually the "-one" in "the other fifty-one!" was erroneously left out despite the precedent in other hyphenate or contracted words being treated as distinct
Gonna make "There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair," my senior quote
0:00 Alexander Hamilton
2:29 Aaron Burr, Sir
4:03 My Shot
6:05 The Story of Tonight
6:12 The Schuyler Sisters
6:57 Farmer Refuted
7:43 You'll Be Back
8:31 Right Hand Man
10:19 A Winter's Ball
10:42 Helpless
11:27 Satisfied
12:33 The Story of Tonight (Reprise)
12:51 Wait for It
13:45 Stay Alive
14:39 Ten Duel Commandments
15:14 Meet Me Inside
15:28 That Would Be Enough
15:48 Guns and Ships
16:24 History Has It's Eyes on You
16:38 Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)
17:16 What Comes Next?
17:30 Dear Theodosia
17:46 Non-Stop
19:00 What'd I Miss
19:42 Cabinet Battle #1
20:33 Take A Break
21:09 Say No to This
21:35 The Room Where It Happened
22:24 Schuyler Defeated
22:37 Cabinet Battle #2
23:02 Washington on Your Side
23:49 One Last Time
24:43 I Know Him
24:52 The Adams Administration
25:05 We Know
25:29 Hurricane
25:55 The Reynolds Pamphlet
26:97 Burn
26:41 Blow Us All Away
27:05 Stay Alive (Reprise)
27:19 It's Quiet Uptown
27:45 The Election of 1800
28:21 Your Obedient Servant
28:53 Best of Wives and Best of women (two words)
28:54 The World Was Wide Enough
29:25 Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
Why is burn 26:97
@@goldenorb1210 whoops, I meant 26:07
People shouting 'SQUARE'
I love how they just keep getting shorter
@smartcube696it’s at 23:02
"Moved with cousin, commited suicide, left nothing, ruined pride."
*Credits roll*
Directed by Robert B. Wade
"Another immigrant, coming bottom."
@@J.Blazer 😏
1:39
Finally straight to the point unlike other UA-camrs
“Looked like stupid. Not” - Alexander Hamilton
Edit: HOLY CRAP!!! 1.8K LIKES!?!?!?
"GUY FRONT CROWD!!" - Alexander Hamilton said calmly.
This video is just “why say lot word when few word do trick” the video
@iwjkoh It was actually Laurens, you only get 9 out of 10 points!
“Sometimes excited, shoot mouth.”
i read your coment at the exact time that the line played wth
"meanwhile Britain keeps shitting endlessly" had me dead
4:31 I was surprised nobody else has mentioned it, there’s a LOT of gold here but cmon that was gold on gold
Dysentery is no joke
That part isn’t even different from normal 😂
@@SuprSBGit removes the “on us” from it
@@thecarsonist292 o yea tru
It sounds like someone is trying to summarize Hamilton, but as he continues he realizes how little time he has left and keeps summarizing faster.
TRUE
RUNNING OUT OF TIMEE 🎵
11:48
Hamilton: "Strike woman"
Angelica: "Mean"
really dumbing down the messaging here.
“Where’s-“
*”u n i m p o r t a n t”*
That whole segment reads like a shitpost
*”BEN FRANKLIN KITE”*
But you got the message tho
@@enderboy1824
meduka meguca type beat
I love how Burr’s advice cuts down to “Talk. Smile.”
ANNABETH????!!!!
ANNABETH CHASE
ANNABETH I LOVE U🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾.WHERE'S PERCY???
Yeah
3:12
“Plant seeds, ground, create” Thomas Jefferson explains a farm
😭😭😭
19:58
GAHAHAHAH-
lol 😂😂😂
“throw thing, kill family” -King George III
"Another immigrant coming. Bottom."
-hamilton fanfics on ao3
I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS COMMENT
im a immigrant
😂😂
I was reading through comments while watching and this part played right as I read it 😭
Lol
"Poet. Poem rhymes. Practice piano!" - Poet, by Philip Hamilton
Philip by Poet 😂
Yesss
* actually just Philip. No comma, poet, by, or hamilton, or dash. Just "Philip
Poetry
20:50
It’s like listening to the actors having a stroke but there’s nothing you can do about it
This is what happens when you waste your shot 😔
It sounds even more painful when you put it at 2x speed 😅
well after watching this i feel like im having a stroke
either a stroke or a seizure
And somehow you can’t stop listening haha
“buy drink? nice!” has to be my favourite part
"blunder thunder" is my favorite
Usnavi?
My fav is they stupid. *not*
My fav is *means Elizabeth Pleasure*
I like "Britain keeps shittin endlessly"
“Looked like stupid, not.” - Alexander Hamilton, definitely not stupid.
You mean alexndr?
The fact that this video is still half an hour long shows he really was determined to use all 1,010,300 words he had.
For real
realllllll
Not just English, French too
There were only 20,050 words spoken in hammilton
Dude he said thats how many words are in english, bot how many he used. He used somewhere between 2-3k words
Not hearing "LADIES" during A winter's ball caused me physical pain
SAME AND I CANT REMEMBER WHERE ITS USED FIRST
@@Alt-nate during right hand man it is Sayed "ladies and gentleman"
@@DSmith-yg4kg OH YEAHHH thanks :')
SAME 💀
"Throw thing, kill family"
This is everything I needed in my life.
🤨
Officer this one right here 👮🏻♂️👮🏻♂️👮🏻♂️🚔🚔🚔
thats so real
relatable
I am deeply concerned....😅
Where was that?
"may punched, it's blur, handles financials?" - Alexander Hamilton
“bursar” - Aaron Burr
Its honestly insane how much rhyming is still involved in this
It just proves that Lin-Manuel Miranda has both a wide vocabulary and how to use it.
Honestly, I'd expect that; the need to rhyme limits word choice (has to match the rhyme, the meter, and be right for the actual lyrics/story), which means you're less likely to rely on the first word that comes to mind to finish the sentence normally. The rhyming pairs are generally going to be the least-used words unless they're part of a lyrical refrain that's repeated on purpose throughout different songs.
This is what it sounds like when you're listening to hamilton while taking a shower and some water splashes on your phone screen.
OMG FR
LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL THIS IS SO GOOD
Fr 🤣
Damn, he really been in my shower fr lol
Lol fr
“Defeatist. Elitist. Approachable? Beer.”
So inspiring and emotional
That sounded poetic, the way you phrased the comment after the quote. Might just be me.
what my tv sounds like when i’m skipping in intervals of ten as opposed to fast forwarding:
THE FACT THEY TURNED THE STORY OF TONIGHT INTO A 7 SECOND SONG 💀
It killed me when it end😂
I LOST IT I just saw this comment and as soon as I heard it I just had the hardest wheeze come out 😭
children story!!!!1!1!
*Telling.*
AND BEST OF WIVES AND BEST OF WOMEN IS 1 SECOND
“people shouting square”
People: SQUARE, SQUARE!
HAHAHA-
SQUARE!!!!!
SQUARE!!!!
SQUAAAAREEE
SQUARE!!!
"Daughters horses hard intercourse" 💀💀💀💀
"Don't Google Mr. Hands."
-JSchlatt
@@Closet__Dweller mr schitt shares nothing but wise advice
Fr
@itsprobablyrobin i cant believe what jschlatt did in 1800
@@gaIIowsCaIibratorfr
9:07 "elegance eloquence elephant" what a verse
Bars tho like 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
“talk. smile”
“ha.”
Want head?
lmaoo
"buy drink?"
"nice"
"Chose immigrant's toes. Federalists. Motherfucking republicans!"
-Burr, Jefferson and Madison
420. Nice
sounds like something the onion would post lol
so wise
So true
Republicans rule
*When you have the song stuck in ur head but don’t remember every lyric:*
😂
But you don't repeat lyrics though?
The thing about this video is there are no repeated song lyrics, so, everything goes so fast.
@@HelloHamburger Yeah, I think they meant because so many words are skipped, especially towards the end
hahahaha fr 💀
Buy drink? Nice.
Let offer some free advice. Talk
"Leads, weeds, and misdeeds" -23:41
Sounds like a book about like, plant crimes. A murder commited using plants or something.
Dr suess
I am now going to write a book about that, thanks.
I’m not sure why but Aaron Burr absolutely floored me
“Bursar.”
“Yes!”
“Join revolution. Looked like stupid *not* “
“We’re worth more than anyone bargained-“
“Buy drink?”
*”nice”*
And “May punched it’s blur, sir”
they sound like caveman
Burr is a meme machine in this.
"Free advice? Talk."
Talk!
Smile
Ha...
"kill family" - george
It's not much better with context
@@ShaSha-lex when he says it, it sounds like he's telling you to kill your family
Thats my favorite line.😂
"throw thing. Kill family." Yep, gives off the same vibes as the actual song.
“Excuse miss, funny perfume smells daddy’s money. Fancy heels. Searching urchin ideals?” I notice no difference
🤣🤣🤣
It sounds like a genuine pick up line lmao
“Meet Jefferson, compel include women sequel!”
"ah disgust, trust fund baby"
Aaron Burr, rizz master
I love how it goes from fully alligible to "you can miss a song if you space out from the noise" in like ten minutes 😂
"buy drink?"
"nice."
Ah yes, that made tons sense!
Alexndr Hmito becomes sans
bursar
"Tear dude apart"
"Chaos bloodshed solution"
Shit got surprisingly violent
22:39 "death's needy, signed treaty. needed provided return" sounds like a suspicious deal
23:19 "unmask trigger cock pocket" sounds like smth iron man would build in
26:51 "strip socks?" AND THE SCARED SOUND AFTER IT WAS EVERYTHING
27:02 "skip pleasantries. pistol" america in a nutshell
27:47 "politics? shat traction." is real
29:09 "deadly slaughter"
22:22 “big nose leaders” is just funny tbh
@@TamWam_LOL
"You're god!"
"Meanwhile, Britain keeps sh*tting endlessly."
"Ayo, hand."
"Pace relentless, wastes shoes." :(
"five, eight, nine." nice counting
Bro the last one had me dieing
"When sleep? Seven feet" is too relatable at 3 am tbh
i only grow four extra, lucky
6:51 no Angelica, that comes later in the musical
“meet jefferson”
The fact that Who Lives Who Dies Who Tells Your Story even still has words is amazing
It's like Frankenstein of all the other songs
Honestly expected "orphanage" to be the only word in that song. Pleasantly surprised.
a total of nineteen words! truly amazing!!
kinda expected "The Adams Administration" and "The Election of 1800" to have less than 10 words, plus almost the entirety of Hamilton's soliloquy in "The World Was Wide Enough"...
Pleasantly surprised!
"Spark into flame. Dark spell" - Alexander hamilton if he were a witch
A
L
E
X
N
D
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“You’re God!” -Alexander Hamilton to Aaron Burr 3:03
Ares Burr Aka God, War
“whats your favorite musical?”
“Alexndr”
Alexndr Hmilto
@@happyyara Alexndr Hmilto s y fv uc
@@happyyaraAlexndr Hmito
That just sounds like he's Russian lol. That would probably be a musical about tsar Alexander instead
4:25
"Moved with cousin, committed suicide" 💀
"Gotta Disobey Direct Orders"
10 Duel Commandments in a nutshell
Lmfaooooo
19:28 'rolling fields whatevers awaiting nyc' might be the most beautiful progression of jazz chords ive ever heard and im not even joking.
Oh my god you're right, it's freaking mesmerizing
if you really think about it
It’s kinda Hamilton in a nutshell
True
Yeah that's what makes it so funny to me
A lot of the time it's like they're skipping every single word that isn't completely necessary to what they're saying
@@volnartheunforgiving3952”Invisible. Denied.” Is basically why washington on your side was a song
It's also 'Hamilton when English was just invented'
"too loud? sometimes excited, shoot mouth" how did you capture the entire experience of ADHD by mangling an already relatable lyric
who knows
LITERALLY
@@echo_playz_melly totally on a unrelated note I love your profile picture
honestly one of my favorite parts
Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
Everyone knows “Stay Alive” but what about “Stay Despondent”
It’s at 13:46 if anyone wants a time stamp
Stay despondeeeent
STAY DESPONDEEEEENT~
So good
a list of every word in hamilton in chronological order
"He´s sister, she´s colonies" what a quote
He’s sister, she’s just colonies
S(he’s) colonie(s[isters])
@@kai_3788Scolonie
21:39 "sin, sinner. Decisions dinner." Yeah that basically sums it up!
🎺🎺🎺
"YIELD?"
"YIELDS!!"
"CLEAR FIELD!"
And
"Won."
"Fun."
Absolutely floored me
"Throw thing, kill family"
-King George
blunder thunder
I don't know what's better. Aaron Burr being the God of war, or them resorting to eating local merchants.
No one:
Hamilton: looking.
Aaron burr: getting nervous.
I love how French words are invincible to for the most part, so we get essence of Lafayette and counting to at least 9 in both English and French
when your CD is scratched but hanging on by a thread
ah yes, my favorite line from hamilton
*_big nose leaders_*
𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙗
I knew it was Jews
That’s crazy
"Poet. Poem rhymes, practice piano"
Best poem ever
Bravo!
“Throw thing.”
*”KILL FAMILY.”*
I present to you, Hamilton when he doesn't get his way in the musical.
I can't stop laughing
wait where was that??? 😭
@@jaybirdishhhhhh8:28
@@christinestevenson4482 thank you
@@libbymaysame
“Looked stupid, not”
Is def one of the sentences of all time
16:35 “lives, dies”
Yeah that sums it up pretty well.
TRUE TRIE
Monsieur Sweat
the fact no word is repeated but this still lasts over 29 minutes is a testament to the writing
I'm damn fool that shot.
That is one of the quotes ever
9:54 "close door."
My brain: Okay we're going to say "He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid."
Me: "Looked like stupid ... not"
My brain: Stop proving him right
Golden usage of the video.
“join revolution. looked like stupid not” is my favorite quote
“Rise living knees” is mine
“Most disputes shoots”
Why is this more accurate than the actual lyric
4:30
“meanwhile britain keeps shitting endlessly”
- wise words from alexander hamilton
I really want to watch someone who's never listened to Hamilton listen to this and see if they can interpret anything correctly
I'm a third in and no I have no idea
NOPE NOT REALLY.... I have 0 idea what's happening there's just alot of seemingly unrelated rhyming
I want to see Ron Chernow react and make sense of this. That's the true measure of a historian.
Lol same
6:20
"Little Peggy, Angelica, Eliza sneak guys"
"WORK, SISTERS!"
This took a twist.
"Until bondage rights die!" 4:58
"Keep trouble double choices!" 5:02
"Mister rock think look hot" 5:08
"Rise living knees!" 5:28
"He's sister, she's colonies." 5:29
God this is absolute gold
Laurens is kinky XD
The last one is when you roast a person parents
"Close Door" 9:54
No its ✨𝐃 𝐢 𝐚 𝐦 𝐨 𝐧 𝐝 𝐬 ✨
Mister rock think look hot is so funny syhdvd
"dream monarchy. unrest France lead anarchy fight make other side panicky" is the best quote to sum up the fight between Britain and France
THE FACT THAT NONSTOP STILL HAD A GOOD FLOW EVEN WITH THE WORDS CUT OUT IS AMAZING 😂
"Stay despondent"
"Resorted eating merchants"
"Legal important lawyer"
"Repeat?! Please read!"
"Issue table"
"Shoe fits wear York's paid"
"Create outrageous pages"
“People shouting square”
“Great renown, stole still”
“Immigrant’s toes”
13:56 “resorted eating local merchants” alex maybe dont do that
deny
Right after some very important advice: Stay despondent.
“Plant seed ground create” 20:01 that is how a farm work Jefferson
"Monsieur sweat"
this got me harder than it should have
Monsieur Lafayette what a really hot... mess
I am now adding Monsieur Sweat to my gaming dictionary
13:35 "pace relentless, wastes shoes?" incredible
“Another immigrant, coming bottom.”
It’s amazing how you managed to sum up Hamilton’s entire personality
WHAAA-
So Laurens is a top-?
@@alyxleafIm sorry, but i cant accept Laurens topping Hamilton
They must BOTH be bottoms
NOOOOOOO
@@saoranachnah-alba723I'm dying laughing
12:34 "Wonders small. Married ass."
"proudest orphanage private." -Eliza Schuyler
“Wow, no sex”
Summed up just about every redditors life
I resemble that remark.
Too much for me 😭 Might have an STD
@@boiwifeyasmr4U thanks for sharing ?
"When's sleep?"
Future Hamilton: Never
forever*
@@vesperious nooo😭
17:55 "client Levi innocent. witness."
Burr living up to Hamilton's "succinct" compliment I see...
Honestly my main takeaway from this (other than how crazy the commitment of the person who made this is) is that the fact that there's still 30 minutes of content here means that the play uses an astonishingly large vocabulary. I can't imagine that the average play has 30 minutes worth of unique words in its script, right? Like I think if you did this with Rent, La Vie Boheme would be preserved in its entirety and the rest of the play collectively would be chopped down to, like, 10 minutes
That is one of the reasons I wanted to make it!
Not only that, Hamilton has a lot of beautiful repetition too. So, like, that just makes the vocabulary even more impressive man 😭 I wish I could write like this
23:44 “Emperor clothes. Invisible. Denied.”
"assume smartest attitude-- doom" whelp there we go. hamilton's entirely storyline in four choppy words.
I love how Charles Lee’s only lines are “Whee!” And “Retreat!”
"constantly confusing confounding henchmen: America´s Frenchmen" a very good depiction of Lafayette
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the fact this person checked off every single word going down the whole musical without making A SINGLE MISTAKE.
Probably just used ctrl+F on a document, or some Python program to edit the scripts
@@saoranachnah-alba723I hope so, otherwise i'd be severely concerned for the mental health of the editor.
Actually the "-one" in "the other fifty-one!" was erroneously left out despite the precedent in other hyphenate or contracted words being treated as distinct
@@nitpicker42also the 'a' in alex’s name in my shot should’ve be left in because in this case it’s a letter and not a word
3:13 uses the word “them” despite the previous song having that word.
16:53 sounds like Hercules just keeps messing up and just gives up and yells Fuck at the end
🤣🤣🤣
“knock- FUCK-“
LMAOOOO HAHAHA why doesnt this have more likes
he realizes he’s having a stroke and given the current state of medicine he’s probably not going to make it
@@lord_ozymandias 😂
"then hurricane came, devastation reigned"
i mean ur not wrong i think everyone was devastated when alexander sung hurricane
14:56 “Treat civility. Deniability. Sun sky. High dry.”
Truly inspiring ✊😔
Gonna make "There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair," my senior quote
16:03 AMERICA’S FRENCHMAN
"Mister Rock. Hot." - A. Ham
'looked like stupid. not.'
'practically perfected injustice'
Angelicas wedding toast was rather poignant. "Toast, groom, bride, always union... provide satisfied"
Sis said "I have somewhere to BE"
"Until bondage rights die"
"When's sleep?" This one is so accurate lmao
"Ask anybody why laugh"
"thinking tomorrow, glory!"
"tear dude apart"
"Together tide. Surrender early!"
Jefferson's Lord Paris.
Yeah, the 'when's sleep' part got me lol
-Buy drink?
-Nice.