me literally in the middle of eating, taking another bite as noel says “hey if you’re eating take a moment to finish and digest before watching this next part” 💀 paused that shit so fast bruh
There’s a show called Alone where they compete for money by surviving in the wild for as long as possible. The season I’m watching is family members and couples. They’re separated initially and one person has to hike to find the other. Two teams have already quit by day 2 cause of bears and losing their minds. Its good stuff.
Ok but why did the women have to do shit that's absolutely horrendous for vaginal health 😷😭 say hello to back to back BV and yeast infections for a month
nah more like people love to treat them like children, its not like its dudes who are setting it low its some outdated stereotype people wont let go of, it makes dudes the angriest out of anyone.
i like how the husbands task was to do basic house chores but faster, where as the wives tasks were crawl around in harbor sludge and risk getting a vaginal infection
It sounds like your ideal show might be the history channels Alone, Noel! They drop people off in the wilderness with a small number of survival tools, leave em with their cameras, and then they have to survive until they are too injured to continue, they are too emotionally distressed to continue, or until they are the last person left standing. The show doesn’t end until one person is left! It’s pretty intense. They did do a season of the show where they went in pairs, so some people by default were couples, and it got very intense at points.
Oky as a poor person who's also an adventurous eater, none of that meat was that odd. Many cultures eat animal testicles, livers, feet, eyeballs etc. The only pause those might give me is they look either uncooked or very poorly cooked with no seasonings
this lmaoo. the "weird" part of the animal is usually the best ngl. I'll be like "oh yeah fish eyes or goat liver is good" and ppl will look at me like hol'up wtf
That's not a lack of multitasking, that's just being messy... I firmly believe you have to have something wrong in your relationship to even do one of these shows.
R40 000 is like a full year of university tuition fees in South Africa, not including rent or food. As a rough example to relate it to. Or like half a year's rent in a major city, if you have share an apartment with a roommate.
lmao i read the first part and I was like, oh so it would be like $10,000 USD. then I read the second half and I was like, wait that would be $4000-5000? and then I googled it and it turns out R40,000 is close to $3000 USD 💀
This made me feel so happy to see a man be SO offended about gender stereotypes FOR JUST A SECOND. Like finally. He understands a portion of what some female people have to feel constantly.
Funny how "easy" these mundane daily tasks are to the men at first yet they do poorly at every single one of them. I guess they're not that easy after all 😅 I mean these things *are* easy, some men just weren't raised right. Being able to do dishes and manage multiple tasks at once are basic-ass life skills that everyone should know how to do. Smh (For the record: Knowing how to change a tire is also a basic-ass thing that everyone should know how to do. Just maybe not while dangling suspended in the air)
As a South African who moved to Australia I gotta say I was very confused when Noel made the Australia joke and then they’re all talking in Afrikaans and English w thick accents 😭
When he said the show was Australian I got so confused because the accents sounded just like my family from South Africa. Also I think there were some random moments where they were speaking Afrikaans which got me extra confused.
The shock I felt hearing the South African accents💀 It feels so weird to have Noel talk about a show I never knew existed, from my country. Of course this is the representation we get💀💀💀
It certainly has the women doing the dangerous and/or disgusting challenges. The men get rewarded for doing domestic chores or have to remember things. The ice challenge and drowning shit was dumb.
In these couple challenge shows I like to imagine that if you lose, they just force you to breakup and cut contact with your S/O. You lost, game over, you're single now lmao
thanks to you noel i say “wocky slush and woah kenny” around my friends unironically also real shit noels got one of the best like:dislike ratio i’ve ever seen, 8.8k likes and only 21 dislikes? good shit uncle noel another thing is that the editing on noels videos has been so good lately
I know I'm late but there are a couple survival shows like what you're looking for. "Alone" season 4 has couples dropped in a remote location miles apart. One has to stay put and start building camp while the other has to just... hike and look for them, then continue living in the wilderness as long as possible to beat the other couples. Also "Love in the Wild", where 20 people are dropped in a remote location and paired off. They have to compete in these survival challenges, some fall in love along the way, and the elimination process is fucking confusing. Love Island: Survival Edition basically. I would love to see you cover one of them!
There is a season of a show called ALONE on hulu where they had teams of people trying to survival in very harsh conditions. THey dropped them on opposite sides of this island and one of them had to fight across the entire island to find the other one. If they were able to find eachother they could try to survive together. Whoever lasts the longest wins. It's genuinely a great show.
so funny as a south african seeing this show and the people speaking afrikaans and understand so funny 😂 and joh these accents i hope i don’t sound like that 😰 i probably do though. So funny thank you for this, and yes a lot of people in South Africa women are supposed to clean and cook and the men do the work, it’s dumb i hate it and i aint gonma live like that why can’t we do both 🙄 we can help each other in all different departments
a show kind of similar to what you’re after is hunted, a uk series where people (usually family members, friends, or couples) sign up to pretend to be criminals on the run for like 2 weeks, getting hunted by ex-police and special forces members. it’s not a test of love thing but they have to do some pretty funky shit to survive without being caught by the full force of the law, it’s pretty fun!
yeah but he should be blindfolded and the fake dog should have a real knife in its mouth and the challenge should be to NOT get your achilles cut. i’d watch that.
Isn’t there a version of history channels “Alone” that has married couples who have to travel through harsh uninhabited forrest bear-grills-style to meet each other while the other sets up camp and collects food???
u should watch "Largados e pelados", its a brazillian show where they select a couple and send them (naked) to survive on the amazon forest. im not kidding. its entertaining tho
for everyone confused, the joke about australia was when he was talking about meters. he know this is a south african show.
he's dom naai
felt like this was a given D; sigh
@@martyna.888 mu
Only 3 countries in the whole world don’t use the metric system... dunno why he singled out Australia 😂 I was pretty confused!
south africa also uses the metric system?? i
“‘Not me being happy he did the bare minimum’” 💀
You pretty af
@@Zavier21 omg thank you sm 😭
thts really what i was thinking tho 😂
the laughing emoji shitpost after had me crying lmfao
Yeah..you def pretty, but back to the original comment... that part killed me to lmao.
As soon as I heard "As a man, I can't multitask" I knew things were gonna get rough
The men can’t multitask ? Sounds like Mr. Struggle 🤷🏻♀️
LMAO
😭😭
multitasking is a myth perpetuated by dorks
and that’s what we called a throwback in the industry
@@espribrockway Tell that to my mom!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪 /jk
me literally in the middle of eating, taking another bite as noel says “hey if you’re eating take a moment to finish and digest before watching this next part” 💀 paused that shit so fast bruh
LMAO SAME
That was really considerate of him
Sameee I'm so glad he warned us
ME TOO
SAME HAHAH
“Fear factor is like eating 10 spiders, I’m not looking for stuff you can do in your sleep”
Top-tier joke
Let’s hear it for Spiders Georg!
There’s a show called Alone where they compete for money by surviving in the wild for as long as possible. The season I’m watching is family members and couples. They’re separated initially and one person has to hike to find the other. Two teams have already quit by day 2 cause of bears and losing their minds. Its good stuff.
They just put season 7 on Netflix! Best season yet of the best TV show around
@@brighamcardon5076 Roland makes the whole season amazing my just being so insanely good
LOVE Alone! They just released a new season. The mew one are the best IMO, really great producers
yep i was thinking about this. season 4 is pairs.
Sounds cool
waiting for noel to just produce the show he is envisioning for himself.....
Yeah but then I think of Suki and how long that took for him to release
@@justSunny7 He's a perfectionist, he likes to hone in on his crafts
@@aniyilator ik, I'll wait patiently too lol
The first guests will be Cody and Kelsey
He did, didn’t check he’s channel of course
Noah’s editing is so stellar like he absolutely understands Noel’s audience
I think it's someone rlse editing
@@float7672 yes Noel’s editor is named Noah
i love that man.
Ok but why did the women have to do shit that's absolutely horrendous for vaginal health 😷😭 say hello to back to back BV and yeast infections for a month
Honestly like how often do men actually swim through sludge and all that shit 🙄
LMFAO ... how did Noel even find this South African show 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm South African and I've never heard of this show 😂
Thought I was the only one who noticed!😅
Im weirdly proud that he's reacted to this purely because its South African 😂
@@mekayle27 lmao me too 😂😂
This show man!! We got the worst Kak tbh
Your editor snapped on this one. You need to give him a raise. I feel like the edits were a cry for help but were also very funny
that fucking pufferfish got me
same
went absolutely brazy 🧐
Go watch his videos he’s pretty funny and is a mix of Noel and drew gooden
@@h3ck774 Those two are probably in my top 5! i’ll definitely check him out
The bar really is this low for men's domestic skills huh
bARe miNimUm
Just shut up maybe
@@deeplake9769 triggered ❄️
nah more like people love to treat them like children, its not like its dudes who are setting it low its some outdated stereotype people wont let go of, it makes dudes the angriest out of anyone.
@@monke980 Nah dudes LOVE to be coddled and literally look for mother’s instead of partners to take care of them and do everything for them
Me; mid bite
Noel: "Hey if you're eating, definitely pause"
Me: pauses eating
I’m South African and have never even heard of this show. That’s how you know its gold😂
Same and I was waiting for Noel to try and do the accent 🤣
Noel’s hat flipped quicker than a man on temptation island
Oh god, it's real. I thought that was a joke pulled from your ass.
das hella funny stfu 🤣😂
1:43
this has no business being this funny 😩🤚🏼
The real danger element to half these challenges is getting a UTI.
The lie is nonexistent
Fr that can’t be good getting harbor sludge stuck up in you
i like how the husbands task was to do basic house chores but faster, where as the wives tasks were crawl around in harbor sludge and risk getting a vaginal infection
Yeah exactly like COW DUNG??? Excuse me but your urethra will be screaming for weeks
good pfp
I was doing laundry and heard that host's accent and dropped everything. Random SA show, please don't embarrass us in front of Noel
i deadass choked on my food when I heard the hosts accent 😩 🤚
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
and provide him with a couple of tosks that hes gonna have to compleet
Whats a sexual assault show? 🤕🤕
@@ridbejdbbrh2365 they mean South Africa
It sounds like your ideal show might be the history channels Alone, Noel! They drop people off in the wilderness with a small number of survival tools, leave em with their cameras, and then they have to survive until they are too injured to continue, they are too emotionally distressed to continue, or until they are the last person left standing. The show doesn’t end until one person is left! It’s pretty intense. They did do a season of the show where they went in pairs, so some people by default were couples, and it got very intense at points.
yep!! season 4 had pairs.
The
"Your text here"
in the background of "Thank you suburban moms" broke me.
Same😭
When are we gonna see Noel and Aleena on one of these shows fucking things up???
The only extreme test of love I never fail is hitting that like button.
Nice
9th like. this comments gonna get 1k..
W
@@jbalvinmomsbiggestfan ye
This is a god tier comment
Noel: “You kno-“
Me: *likes video*
Everytime
My dad's cousin and his wife actually won this show.
Cool
Cool!
Cool!!
Cool!!!!
Not cool
Oky as a poor person who's also an adventurous eater, none of that meat was that odd. Many cultures eat animal testicles, livers, feet, eyeballs etc. The only pause those might give me is they look either uncooked or very poorly cooked with no seasonings
this lmaoo. the "weird" part of the animal is usually the best ngl. I'll be like "oh yeah fish eyes or goat liver is good" and ppl will look at me like hol'up wtf
Honestly yeah the worst part about them is that they looked uncooked 🤢
im vegetarian and agree lol
@@wafflefalafel9442 yeah i definitely have to disagree with you on that. organ meat tastes fucking nasty as hell every time
@@wafflefalafel9442 goat liver is so goof
That's not a lack of multitasking, that's just being messy... I firmly believe you have to have something wrong in your relationship to even do one of these shows.
Noel the only one to not be satisfied because there was no “Danger” in a game show that streams to millions of people in the world.
8:34
R40 000 is like a full year of university tuition fees in South Africa, not including rent or food. As a rough example to relate it to. Or like half a year's rent in a major city, if you have share an apartment with a roommate.
R40k for a year is a dream :(
Wits has us paying for computer lab facilities when we’re learning from home on god
@@ItsRubenMorris wits is the pits I swear
lmao i read the first part and I was like, oh so it would be like $10,000 USD. then I read the second half and I was like, wait that would be $4000-5000? and then I googled it and it turns out R40,000 is close to $3000 USD 💀
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R40 000 is what wits makes you pay to print notes🙃
5:36 Noel straight up turned into Cody there wtf 😳😂
Did the host really say “being a man I can’t multitask” ??! Why don’t I remember this show being this horrible 💀🤣
for women and for men this is just demeaning? like really? the toughest thing for guys is house work idk i would just be like damn wtf if that was me
Bruh, I'm a South African. I remember watching this shit on M-Net. It made me realise I am far too lazy to ever be in a relationship.
shame, youll get the chance to be in one if you work hard buddy
😂😂😂🇿🇦
If there’s a cringe competition show out there Noel is gonna find it.
impractical jokers?
This made me feel so happy to see a man be SO offended about gender stereotypes FOR JUST A SECOND. Like finally. He understands a portion of what some female people have to feel constantly.
Your really pretty wow
@@stellamonika1132 🥰
@@stellamonika1132 i second this
not you being happy he did the bare minimum
as a south african it feels so weird hearing our accents bleugh😭
SOUTH AFRICA REPRESENT💯‼️‼️ ( too bad it has to be like this )
Right 😅
CAPE TOWN WYAT?
Didn’t he say Australia with the 25 meters
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@@mrpickle-pe2in yeah we use the same measurements and our accents always get mixed up because they can be similar
That chappie joke was underrated af 😂😂
why does no one talk about how good noel’s seinfeld impression is. He did one in a video a couple years ago that was 1000/10
4:38
@@younghex9577 yesss
what is there to say
"All or nothing?" More like "All or nuttin'."
Fuck that was a good one
Funny how "easy" these mundane daily tasks are to the men at first yet they do poorly at every single one of them. I guess they're not that easy after all 😅
I mean these things *are* easy, some men just weren't raised right. Being able to do dishes and manage multiple tasks at once are basic-ass life skills that everyone should know how to do. Smh
(For the record: Knowing how to change a tire is also a basic-ass thing that everyone should know how to do. Just maybe not while dangling suspended in the air)
ratio then
Rumor has it Mo is still putting up “Lost Dog” posters to this very day
"Sheep nuts, down they go" never thought id hear that in my life
noel's mustache got me feeling a different way...
He straight up went from Daddy to Dad
on god
“Not me being happy he did the bare minimum” 😂😂
As a South African who moved to Australia I gotta say I was very confused when Noel made the Australia joke and then they’re all talking in Afrikaans and English w thick accents 😭
Y‘all know the drill
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so fear factor wasnt intense enough but watching a helpless codependent man trying to pack a lunch box is??? i dont know about this one noel
what?
When you said, if you're eating definitely pause and digest, I was in the middle of eating my dinner and immediatly paused😂
I'm glad Noel acknowledges the fish was being suffocated.
This is South African 😂 As a South African myself I’ve never seen this show, but I’ve clearly missed out
When he said the show was Australian I got so confused because the accents sounded just like my family from South Africa. Also I think there were some random moments where they were speaking Afrikaans which got me extra confused.
@@christicat221b ahahaha, to be fair he ended up correcting himself
Same!!!
im literally gonna go search for this show beause of this 😂😂😂😂
Samee😂
I cannot at all express how thankful I am for the warning you gave for the people eating. You are a Saint.
The shock I felt hearing the South African accents💀
It feels so weird to have Noel talk about a show I never knew existed, from my country.
Of course this is the representation we get💀💀💀
Tbh it's not as bad as other countries so I'd count yourself lucky
😂🤣😂🇿🇦
Imagine if Peggy Carter had to eat sheep parts to get Steve out of the ice
this comment is so underrated lmfao
This new "What If...?" episode is crazy!
definitely the most passive aggressive game show I’ve ever seen that’s for sure
It certainly has the women doing the dangerous and/or disgusting challenges.
The men get rewarded for doing domestic chores or have to remember things. The ice challenge and drowning shit was dumb.
As a South African, I formally apologise that this show exists, even though I've never heard of it until today.
😂🇿🇦
I am obsessed with noels facial hair especially his mustache he can rock it
fr (not me being gay just an opinion) I think guys look a bit better with facial hair
@@datguy8460 but same tho guys with facial hair >>>>
@@halima974 you mean without?
@@datguy8460 but emmm I like guys with facial hair it's totally g if u don't :)
@@halima974 but I was saying guys do look better with facial hair
6:06 This sound brought back so much nostalgia from nintendogs
When they started speaking Afrikaans I immediately understood where the gender stereotypes came from 💀
They had a season of Alone that was pairs, some of them married couples. That’s about as dangerous as it can get for a TV show.
season 4!!
Never before did I expect to hear South Africans on Noel's channel lmao. Let alone afrikaans vrek
😂🇿🇦
I was shaking from laughter it's terrible!(translation)
Ek het geruk van die lag dis aaklig 😂
"before I start the video you know what you have to do" oh right drop kick a baby got it brb
"There's animal balls in there"
*plays lotion ad*
“That’s me being you guys” 😩😂 I’m dead
In these couple challenge shows I like to imagine that if you lose, they just force you to breakup and cut contact with your S/O. You lost, game over, you're single now lmao
I agree I feel like these game show’s ultimate goal is to lead to break up.
Oh so this is the “fucked up fade week”
Yooooo💀👏🏽
I fight fire, and one time we had to respond to a massive pile of cow manure that spontaneously combusted. Nastiest thing ever man
4:47 damn near shit my self from laughter
"If you're eating, definitely pause"
*lowers chocolate bar*
14:43 avoiding the kisses after had me crying!
pretty sure noel was the first person on earth to ever say the phrase "tugboat dingleberry's"
thanks to you noel i say “wocky slush and woah kenny” around my friends unironically
also real shit noels got one of the best like:dislike ratio i’ve ever seen, 8.8k likes and only 21 dislikes? good shit uncle noel
another thing is that the editing on noels videos has been so good lately
thank you for the "if youre eating maybe dont" warning much appreciated
I know I'm late but there are a couple survival shows like what you're looking for. "Alone" season 4 has couples dropped in a remote location miles apart. One has to stay put and start building camp while the other has to just... hike and look for them, then continue living in the wilderness as long as possible to beat the other couples. Also "Love in the Wild", where 20 people are dropped in a remote location and paired off. They have to compete in these survival challenges, some fall in love along the way, and the elimination process is fucking confusing. Love Island: Survival Edition basically. I would love to see you cover one of them!
7:04 "where I come from dogs bite you" is the most South African shit I've ever heard 😂😂😂
9:49 I was literally eating boiled eggs when you gave this warning, thank goodness I paused...
Noel and his findings of reality shows are unmatched😂
liked the video before it even started because i knew what was coming
6:04 I lost my mind at the Nintendogs reference. 😭 Had me all nostalgic about Dotty ruining our obstacle run. 🥴
I was in tears when the woman savagely devoured the animal parts
I can't believe you're reacting to a south African show hahaha. when she spoke Afrikaans I broke
Nobody:
South Africans in this comment section: jislaaik bru this is bloody sata frikan bra yoh!
*joburgers
Us Cape Townians don't speak like that😂
Lmao "sata frikan"
😂🇿🇦
@@jesse_n cape town is actually australian, change my mind
Dis tough goeie bliksem!
The afrikaans caught me off guard
Oh, it's a SA show
the fact that i have never watched this show in my life as a south african 😂😂😂😂
@@prettyawkwarddiary same😂
😂🇿🇦 super wild.
There is a season of a show called ALONE on hulu where they had teams of people trying to survival in very harsh conditions. THey dropped them on opposite sides of this island and one of them had to fight across the entire island to find the other one. If they were able to find eachother they could try to survive together. Whoever lasts the longest wins. It's genuinely a great show.
so funny as a south african seeing this show and the people speaking afrikaans and understand so funny 😂 and joh these accents i hope i don’t sound like that 😰 i probably do though. So funny thank you for this, and yes a lot of people in South Africa women are supposed to clean and cook and the men do the work, it’s dumb i hate it and i aint gonma live like that why can’t we do both 🙄 we can help each other in all different departments
I feel so immature but I love every time I hear Slush lmao that sound clip never gets old to me
As soon as Noel warned us to stop eating
The first thing I said was “DANG IT okay”
I stopped before it started. i judtjudt expect it from him🤣
Never have I been more proud of my country 🥲🇿🇦
😂🇿🇦
if gladiators fights still existed, uncle nole would be front row screaming for death
episode 1 of fear factory might be the only thing that gets you going. The bit where they all get dragged by horses was TV gold
i was smoking during the animal nuts segment that shit hit different
In Mexico we actually eat some of the things that where on that plate. And also cricket like bugs
Good, it's way less wasteful
How did I not know about this show as a South African
ekse bru😂 never heard of this show once
Nehhhhh??
when he said "if you're eating, pause" i almost choked on my food
a show kind of similar to what you’re after is hunted, a uk series where people (usually family members, friends, or couples) sign up to pretend to be criminals on the run for like 2 weeks, getting hunted by ex-police and special forces members. it’s not a test of love thing but they have to do some pretty funky shit to survive without being caught by the full force of the law, it’s pretty fun!
what’s it called?
Did Noel really just say “I don’t know Australian” while talking about meters…
It's not even Australian 😭
@@jesse_n noel being lost moment
2:03
@@jesse_n congratulations, you figured out the joke
As if the rest of the world doesn’t use metres lol
Not me actually being South African and not knowing this show existed what the actual fuck, SLUUUSH
yeah but he should be blindfolded and the fake dog should have a real knife in its mouth and the challenge should be to NOT get your achilles cut. i’d watch that.
Isn’t there a version of history channels “Alone” that has married couples who have to travel through harsh uninhabited forrest bear-grills-style to meet each other while the other sets up camp and collects food???
u should watch "Largados e pelados", its a brazillian show where they select a couple and send them (naked) to survive on the amazon forest. im not kidding. its entertaining tho
We have that in us and Australia. It's called "Naked and Afraid"
5:02 She didn't bet $33000, she was betting R33000. Which is basically nothing in $ XD