$300,000,000 Yacht Tour

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  • @alextimemit9454
    @alextimemit9454 3 роки тому +9380

    "Not one BDSM dungeon"
    What u think the secret door leads to?

    • @aliayoujinjahangir3212
      @aliayoujinjahangir3212 3 роки тому +318

      A cocain room

    • @z4r777
      @z4r777 3 роки тому +207

      designated maritime law murder room

    • @antonialoos546
      @antonialoos546 3 роки тому +137

      @@aliayoujinjahangir3212 trust me. Every room on that boat is a cocaine room 😂

    • @Rcb4th
      @Rcb4th 3 роки тому

      My exact thought

    • @erik.a_
      @erik.a_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@aliayoujinjahangir3212 it can be both

  • @ProfessorEGadd
    @ProfessorEGadd 3 роки тому +2461

    "It's really cosy"
    The camera pans slowly across the desolate wasteland of a reception room. Never-used chairs are strewn randomly, unmoored. Lurid fittings of cold metal and ice-white stone glare menacingly from the supermarket-style ceiling. A rasping vibration, like a mosquito's whine, pierces the air at the edge of audibility. It is the thrumming of cataclysmic engines buried deep within the structure, somewhere in the dark maze beneath.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 3 роки тому +14151

    "Tax Bald people" he says two steps away from the edge of baldness. This man lives dangerously, I like that.

    • @Mary-fo4en
      @Mary-fo4en 3 роки тому +52

      Hahaha thinking the same thing

    • @JoshCottrell21
      @JoshCottrell21 3 роки тому +179

      He also pays his taxes I bet. Lol what a square.

    • @wizkelaine
      @wizkelaine 3 роки тому +116

      shaved and bald r different lol

    • @heidiharris_
      @heidiharris_ 3 роки тому +111

      Two steps away from baldness.... The constant state of my who-ha.

    • @555blqstarr
      @555blqstarr 3 роки тому +152

      @@heidiharris_ thank you Heidi for telling us about your who-ha's buzzcut

  • @moreolivia
    @moreolivia 3 роки тому +1303

    Not even a book. A record player. But he’s got two helipads…choices.

    • @Seallypoops
      @Seallypoops 3 роки тому +60

      nope but a chair in the elevator only for getting dome

    • @moreolivia
      @moreolivia 3 роки тому +12

      @@Seallypoops right, again…choices lol

  • @cosimox
    @cosimox 3 роки тому +4484

    This looks like an upcoming Hitman level.

  • @aashi8175
    @aashi8175 3 роки тому +905

    this yacht is TOO extravagant not to have some dirty secrets

    • @spacegay6030
      @spacegay6030 3 роки тому +113

      they forgot to tour the lower deck filled with the underage girls and bags of cocaine

    • @genericfakename8197
      @genericfakename8197 3 роки тому +58

      Probably the dirtiest part of it is the mountains of human lives that needed to be crushed up afford something like this.

    • @iandolla
      @iandolla 2 роки тому +48

      @@hugejackedman7423 bro chill youre not going to be a billionaire anytime soon.

    • @user-uq8pr2mi7d
      @user-uq8pr2mi7d 2 роки тому +1

      @@hugejackedman7423 The only people that say is are the ones that have to pay for pussy 🤣🤣 Of course its all down to economics, after all, how hard do the accountants of Russian oligarchs work to find new ways to rip the last few cents of their middle to lower class citizens, since that's exactly who, in terms of ownership numbers, actually owns them.

    • @mugiwara-no-luffy
      @mugiwara-no-luffy 2 роки тому +32

      @@hugejackedman7423 Tell me you're a 16-year old capitalism-absolutist without telling me

  • @larvaedadindex
    @larvaedadindex 3 роки тому +5698

    When does a yacht begin to be a fucking battleship

    • @masterqui-gonjinn90
      @masterqui-gonjinn90 3 роки тому +304

      Honestly if imma buy a boat worth that much money, there better be a big ass gun on it

    • @joshrequeno2798
      @joshrequeno2798 3 роки тому +83

      @@masterqui-gonjinn90 For me I would make the real life Hijacked you know the COD map

    • @JohnSmith-ds2rm
      @JohnSmith-ds2rm 3 роки тому +16

      Whenever it's used in battle.

    • @heidiharris_
      @heidiharris_ 3 роки тому +1

      Valid.

    • @larvaedadindex
      @larvaedadindex 3 роки тому +2

      @@JohnSmith-ds2rm good point

  • @spritehattington7291
    @spritehattington7291 3 роки тому +384

    Noel always just has a perpetual face of "ok and?". This can't be just me

  • @jaida3342
    @jaida3342 3 роки тому +5137

    “Does that make you feel better knowing that billionaires watch movies too?”
    Bruh I’m dead

    • @jaida3342
      @jaida3342 3 роки тому +3

      @obviously obviously I’m rlly scared from this😟

    • @dragon_girl12
      @dragon_girl12 3 роки тому +6

      @@jaida3342 Spam link. Don't click it

    • @jaida3342
      @jaida3342 3 роки тому +2

      @@dragon_girl12 I didn’t just chillin✌🏼ty tho

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry 3 роки тому +3

      @@dragon_girl12 what do spam links even do 😭?? Is it when people buy likes or smth or is it bad videos? What are they

    • @cityinsect
      @cityinsect 3 роки тому +4

      @@cherie..cherry probably ip grabbers, selling your personal info and shit. bad stuff

  • @BiggCliph
    @BiggCliph 3 роки тому +1222

    I feel like one day rich people are gonna get bored with yachts, and they’re gonna start making luxury submarines

    • @calci2679
      @calci2679 3 роки тому +90

      And if they want to get rid of their yachts, they should donate them to a person in “need” (me)

    • @benarmitage2535
      @benarmitage2535 3 роки тому +34

      Gta just predicting billionaire’s paths in life

    • @CrabSully
      @CrabSully 3 роки тому +26

      Nah it's rockets

    • @blackmarya
      @blackmarya 3 роки тому +19

      Nah, bigass Avengers style hovering airships

    • @nicolehanes5431
      @nicolehanes5431 3 роки тому +12

      some of these mega yachts already have luxury submarines

  • @xrexrei
    @xrexrei 3 роки тому +5671

    "feels inviting" i can already hear the couches calling me slurs

  • @jacobsmyth7989
    @jacobsmyth7989 3 роки тому +505

    Imagine buying a 300 mil yacht and calling it Tis the Danish word for piss

  • @daturamura6828
    @daturamura6828 3 роки тому +4711

    It makes me feel better that Noel is just as clueless about football as I am

    • @XX-121
      @XX-121 3 роки тому +12

      @thx well you get the spam hammer

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 3 роки тому +22

      Europeans have no idea either

    • @srirachadonut8011
      @srirachadonut8011 3 роки тому +18

      all he knows about are streakers and concession stands

    • @poshniall
      @poshniall 3 роки тому

      he knows about those carts tho

    • @maxtheis752
      @maxtheis752 3 роки тому +1

      And math lmao

  • @tealeives9730
    @tealeives9730 3 роки тому +264

    Noel, I’m disappointed you didn’t mention the idea of having a go cart track on the yacht. Are you truly a racer.

  • @travisferguson33
    @travisferguson33 3 роки тому +1793

    "365 ft of your grandmas house" truer words have not been spoken

    • @spacegay6030
      @spacegay6030 3 роки тому +11

      Legit this is probably what my 90 year old nana would consider the height of luxury

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 3 роки тому +901

    I’m no maritime lawyer, but Noel’s breakdown of murder on boats can’t be right.

    • @BilboB
      @BilboB 3 роки тому +129

      Thats bullbird, i know about the law and various other lawyerings, im well educated well versed. but according to bird law its pretty legit

    • @user-ou4yc5ur4z
      @user-ou4yc5ur4z 3 роки тому +78

      as far as i know you have to comply with the law of the country under which flag you sail

    • @notaperson9831
      @notaperson9831 3 роки тому +94

      I think he’s referring to the law in international waters, but typically if the crime occurs outside of any country’s jurisdiction it falls to the country of origin of the accused or of the ship

    • @TheTrueVirus22
      @TheTrueVirus22 3 роки тому +79

      i am no lawyer either but i think Noel usually jokes around in his videos a lot and doesn't mean everything serious.

    • @user-ou4yc5ur4z
      @user-ou4yc5ur4z 3 роки тому +11

      @Henry REID i think you might be on to something... sigma male move

  • @taradacdoll7793
    @taradacdoll7793 3 роки тому +3231

    glad that even though i never got recommended rich people content, noel is here to show me

  • @connormodin5731
    @connormodin5731 3 роки тому +200

    This yacht is a third of a football field. Sorry, three times the length of a football field. Whoops, it’s the size of a football field. Made my week right there

  • @freddietickle732
    @freddietickle732 3 роки тому +889

    This is just a museum on water but someone stole all the cool attractions

  • @jacobjorgensen729
    @jacobjorgensen729 3 роки тому +499

    No, Noel, he didn’t have any gaming PCs or strippers on the yacht since he got his riches from one of those IG posts where they ask if you’d give up women and gaming for $100 billion.

  • @RicardoMoralesMassin
    @RicardoMoralesMassin 3 роки тому +1554

    Alex is barefoot, emanciated, dressed in his big brother's shirt. This man has the "just rescued from a shipwreck" look down pat.

    • @skytrembles6792
      @skytrembles6792 3 роки тому +61

      i like that this says (edited) but you still spelled emaciated wrong

    • @Noah_Dienstag
      @Noah_Dienstag 3 роки тому +4

      Do neither of these guys own a shirt that fits?

    • @bigdumbidiot5357
      @bigdumbidiot5357 3 роки тому +39

      @@skytrembles6792 he changed it from emaciated to emanciated in spite of your future comment.

    • @jesthebin1595
      @jesthebin1595 3 роки тому +1

      lmaoo

    • @shifty1927
      @shifty1927 3 роки тому +1

      @@bigdumbidiot5357 yup because the only thing sadder than dudes outfit is people who correct grammer on the internet.

  • @riverdziagacz2219
    @riverdziagacz2219 3 роки тому +304

    only thing interesting about that yacht is what he’s hiding in his office

  • @efrain6299
    @efrain6299 3 роки тому +697

    Poseidon's Lair looks unironically more fun than this 300 million yatch

  • @moufc1159
    @moufc1159 3 роки тому +417

    I wonder if movie studios make special movies for billionaires.

    • @Biohazard1999
      @Biohazard1999 3 роки тому +46

      I think they just buy the entire cast of a movie who perform the movie whenever they want them to.

    • @rskl8083
      @rskl8083 3 роки тому +5

      @@Biohazard1999 that would probably suck

    • @Benedict_XII
      @Benedict_XII 3 роки тому +19

      drake had netflix reproduce Top Boy. so yeah, i think it is definetly plausible, and in terms of liquid wealth, Drake isn't remotely close to old money billionaires.

  • @elyseshires6314
    @elyseshires6314 3 роки тому +3909

    I agree there is an extreme lack of creativity, however I bet you there’s some wild shit in there that they just aren’t showing. Like a dungeon for underage girls or some wack shit

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 3 роки тому +769

      nah they have a whole seperate island for that shit

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 3 роки тому +337

      Yeah that secret door in the office definitely leads down to a sex dungeon... or five.

    • @josh-cg8tz
      @josh-cg8tz 3 роки тому +164

      Glad I wasn’t the only one getting Epstein vibes from the secret office room

    • @remoir6273
      @remoir6273 3 роки тому +9

      It is legal in EU though. Age of consent in Monaco is 15

    • @マット無理
      @マット無理 3 роки тому +51

      @@remoir6273 underage goes below 15 aswel and there are rich sick fucks out there

  • @shadbakht
    @shadbakht 3 роки тому +246

    It’s basically a cruise ship, with a massive crew needed to ever run it.

    • @aquilaorion3531
      @aquilaorion3531 3 роки тому +45

      lamest cruise ship ever. at least cruise ships have theaters, arcades, swimming pools, game rooms, etc. this place has a big tv and beds and that’s about it.

  • @joeadams6661
    @joeadams6661 3 роки тому +976

    Noel's ad transitions will forever be on top

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 3 роки тому +13

      And his football knowledge will be way behind dragging its limp little legs

    • @justanotherdude4168
      @justanotherdude4168 3 роки тому +2

      I read this comment when I started watching and I was still very impressed lmao

    • @kaipilled
      @kaipilled 3 роки тому +9

      she hulk will be his top

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 3 роки тому

      @@kaipilled and he’ll get it in the bottom

    • @viktorvaugndoom
      @viktorvaugndoom 3 роки тому

      Leon Lush has pretty good ones too

  • @htgamer
    @htgamer 3 роки тому +142

    “Money doesn’t buy you happiness” well of course is doesn’t if you spending it on boring shit

  • @JeffWittek
    @JeffWittek 3 роки тому +2232

    Cody grew his hair out to evade taxes

    • @vonjalenz8792
      @vonjalenz8792 3 роки тому +12

      funny guy

    • @elicrosby1545
      @elicrosby1545 3 роки тому +5

      How does this only have 11 likes

    • @ashdavis8667
      @ashdavis8667 3 роки тому +38

      Next time u give him a haircut instead of jake paul bring the taxman

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 3 роки тому +119

      And u evade questions surrounding being friends with a bunch of rapists

    • @lyfii
      @lyfii 3 роки тому +6

      wait i didn't think i'd see u here

  • @lmckay5078
    @lmckay5078 3 роки тому +681

    I don’t know why it’s just so funny how Americans use football fields as size comparisons to everything big, like “oh yeah it was 3 football fields long” like I have no clue how big a football field is😂

    • @mel0585
      @mel0585 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking exactly the same! 😂😂

    • @bea7507
      @bea7507 3 роки тому +45

      as an american i also have no idea how to picture a football field

    • @swakner
      @swakner 3 роки тому +8

      @@bea7507 but you probably have an idea that its pretty big right? sometimes thats all thats needed.

    • @bea7507
      @bea7507 3 роки тому +27

      @@swakner sure but when someones like 'omg thats 10 acres!!!!!' i have no idea how big that is

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +6

      @@cnet5459 cuz we're the only ones on the planet who dont use the metric system 😩🧍🏽‍♀️ we're honestly too stupid I think cuz feet is the simplest way of measuring. Also I guess football (hand ball) is a US sport

  • @colleengaw3338
    @colleengaw3338 3 роки тому +1087

    Alright then **starts preheating a billionaire sized cooking pot**

  • @eissimare
    @eissimare 3 роки тому +48

    "I love designing living spaces with women that could beat my ass" mad respect, I hit the subscribe button immediately

  • @Vorusen
    @Vorusen 3 роки тому +926

    Imagine spending more money on a boat than some entire countries make all year and it STILL looks like the best thing to do on it is sleep and watch movies. The second most expensive yacht in the world is owned by a Russian arms dealer that got Putin into power in Russia ... it has a fucking missile defense system and costs over 1 BILLION dollars. NOW THATS getting your monies worth. Most expensive yacht? Not even joking, its made out of fucking gold.

    • @aeternitasnox5151
      @aeternitasnox5151 3 роки тому +7

      "the best thing to do on it is sleep and watch movies"
      Nice cope. This guy can DM celebrities to come suck and fuck inside his elevator and allover the heated floors while they're docked in Dubrovnik. Its also a fucking boat so it can travel where cars can't. He can voyage across the fucking sea with amenities the majority of people don't have inside their home. Guess he needs a missile defense system so he can watch movies, sleep, and not get attacked by missiles?

    • @seventysix92
      @seventysix92 3 роки тому +244

      @@aeternitasnox5151 Are you the billionaire in disguise? sorry your boat sucks man :/

    • @mandark1727
      @mandark1727 3 роки тому +131

      @@aeternitasnox5151 you say this like poors don't still get head. Sex is about as basic as food and sleep.

    • @Vorusen
      @Vorusen 3 роки тому +19

      @@mandark1727 but bro are you getting head from random thots on your big boat that you arent even captaining?

    • @dontmindmeimjustspectating2871
      @dontmindmeimjustspectating2871 3 роки тому +27

      @@Vorusen this is a great thread

  • @Sabroe_ffs
    @Sabroe_ffs 3 роки тому +404

    This is proof some rich people just have no taste cause this is the most tacky shit ever

  • @taradacdoll7793
    @taradacdoll7793 3 роки тому +554

    there's something brilliant about calling a yacht a water house

    • @ComradeHeydi
      @ComradeHeydi 3 роки тому +16

      Water mansion

    • @ryangalena4626
      @ryangalena4626 3 роки тому

      never thought about it that way 😮‍💨

    • @regaI
      @regaI 2 роки тому

      it's like water sheep, but HOUSE! :o

  • @dietryinundeleted423
    @dietryinundeleted423 3 роки тому +60

    "365' of your grandma's house" got me. it's so true, you'd just be walkin' around that place, hearing your shoes echoing off the marble, with nothing to do . . . except hunt the world's most dangerous game, man. it would be great for hunting transients to toss overboard afterwards.

    • @randib.588
      @randib.588 3 роки тому

      Even more simply than that-the design just looks like the dream of an 80 year old lady. Achieved just by putting any extremely expensive thing they could find in one designated space. Tacky.

  • @joesavelli2735
    @joesavelli2735 3 роки тому +618

    “ I only have dark thoughts when I see a table like this” Noel, 2021

    • @Cyrus328
      @Cyrus328 3 роки тому +3

      @obviously Islam is poop

    • @favouronwuchekwa
      @favouronwuchekwa 3 роки тому +1

      I saw this comment while he said it

  • @SheSoSleepy
    @SheSoSleepy 3 роки тому +42

    “I like that, for someone else”. 💀 that dude was visibly uncomfortable

  • @aurelius8439
    @aurelius8439 3 роки тому +625

    Poseidon house is more fun than this grandma yacht

    • @chs75
      @chs75 3 роки тому +12

      But the Yacht has less Herpes...

    • @rawahahqazi7079
      @rawahahqazi7079 3 роки тому +14

      Poseidon house for the true chads

  • @horse101lv
    @horse101lv 3 роки тому +61

    Noel’s out of his mind if he thinks there aren’t strippers and drugs on that boat

  • @alldecentnamestaken
    @alldecentnamestaken 3 роки тому +232

    "Got a billion dollars and I didn't see a single gaming pc. That's sad."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ccb36
    @ccb36 3 роки тому +21

    The rant about the boring way rich people spend their money really ties this video together

  • @Artalisious
    @Artalisious 3 роки тому +1459

    The she hulk shit only confirms that noel gets pegged

    • @owatson7648
      @owatson7648 3 роки тому +35

      Lol I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this

    • @uglyndumb7858
      @uglyndumb7858 3 роки тому +2

      1000%

    • @buttercuppowerpuff8831
      @buttercuppowerpuff8831 3 роки тому +86

      Good for him.

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 3 роки тому +54

      I don't get pegged and I love decorating my home with pictures of women who could beat my ass.

    • @myuziksohl
      @myuziksohl 3 роки тому +152

      @@RNG-999 I'm sorry you're not being pegged. Someday buddy.

  • @yannini11
    @yannini11 3 роки тому +32

    „Why is it another math problem to calculate from yard to feet“. *Laughs in metric*

  • @itschrispychips2012
    @itschrispychips2012 3 роки тому +409

    $300,000,000, I’d pay just to see that stacked in a pile.

  • @cydre3401
    @cydre3401 3 роки тому +6

    The She-Hulk voice caught me by surprise
    😂😂😂 4:00

  • @fayyadhlmao
    @fayyadhlmao 3 роки тому +418

    when noel says "do it" he takes over our bodies just to like and subscribe

    • @salem4800
      @salem4800 3 роки тому +10

      It’s muscle memory at this point

    • @heidiharris_
      @heidiharris_ 3 роки тому +2

      If I could subscribe to this channel every time I watch a new video, I would. 💯

    • @dreabrown6595
      @dreabrown6595 3 роки тому +1

      i smile a little bit

  • @bigdikbubls
    @bigdikbubls 3 роки тому +13

    Most impressive thing to me is the heated floor. So simple but I'd never think of that

  • @jahanarahgraham8003
    @jahanarahgraham8003 3 роки тому +240

    The number one staple of a rich person thing is “and here is the helipad”

  • @filipsperl
    @filipsperl 3 роки тому +11

    this video has a whole lesson about material needs packed into it

  • @rpxghosty2788
    @rpxghosty2788 3 роки тому +627

    Put a She-Hulk on a big ass water house just to flex on every other Trillionare

  • @Artalisious
    @Artalisious 3 роки тому +282

    Noel rly bodied the "I love the kinda woman that can actually just kill me" sound with this video

    • @Esmeralda-rd9hf
      @Esmeralda-rd9hf 3 роки тому +5

      If you are referencing Cowboy bebop it's actually kick my ass* but ok

    • @toadallytubular6122
      @toadallytubular6122 3 роки тому +2

      @@Esmeralda-rd9hf lol spike didn’t canonically say that, it was said by an impersonator for a meme

    • @avinavar4818
      @avinavar4818 3 роки тому +5

      Jay is referring to this fan meme dub: ua-cam.com/video/-sMQpWCNTQw/v-deo.html
      Lmao (hopefully UA-cam let’s this comment post without deleting bc of the link but yeah they mean this video haha)

  • @grmancool
    @grmancool 3 роки тому +4

    1:31 Imperial Units: A Documentary

  • @marielgaston2576
    @marielgaston2576 3 роки тому +499

    Whenever I look at rich people shit I feel like a dog trying to read a book like what am I even looking at? 😭

    • @chs75
      @chs75 3 роки тому +11

      LOL!

    • @SailorOrbiter
      @SailorOrbiter 3 роки тому +32

      This is a description I never thought would make so much sense.

    • @angles4307
      @angles4307 3 роки тому +3

      You put into words perfectly.

  • @Ayesha-oq6uq
    @Ayesha-oq6uq 3 роки тому +4

    6:58 i LITERALLY CRy it WAS SO FUNNY 😭

  • @lynneatsrocks
    @lynneatsrocks 3 роки тому +387

    i mean technically if we kidnapped all the rich, we could steal all their money , buy our own massive yacht and make them go through a clue/saw game situation for their lives

    • @histori6259
      @histori6259 3 роки тому +57

      Is this a Karl Marx quote?
      (/s)

    • @ComradeHeydi
      @ComradeHeydi 3 роки тому +2

      @@histori6259 HAGAGA

    • @obscure_munnerz6917
      @obscure_munnerz6917 3 роки тому +4

      Quality entertainment.

    • @ThePyrorocker
      @ThePyrorocker 3 роки тому

      video: yacht
      TITLE OF THE VIDEO: yacht
      jojo: yaught

    • @lynneatsrocks
      @lynneatsrocks 3 роки тому +3

      @@histori6259 as his girl boss reincarnation, yes it is

  • @goldensloth7
    @goldensloth7 3 роки тому +5

    imagine, viewing your oppresser's luxurious lives fueled by the millions he's stolen from, is now their lessers' entertainment! efficiency.

  • @ceologreen
    @ceologreen 3 роки тому +429

    ”there should be an ecstasy dispenser”🤣💀 maritime law baby

  • @hanlovesleia
    @hanlovesleia 3 роки тому +66

    “what’s up brother she-hulk here” man the new disney+ she-hulk show looks amazing

  • @TreyDZd
    @TreyDZd 3 роки тому +131

    I like how he says its the table specifically that makes him think dark thoughts then talks about murdering a streaker for 4 more minutes

    • @Ladynarf
      @Ladynarf 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure all his thoughts are dark...

    • @TreyDZd
      @TreyDZd 3 роки тому

      @@Ladynarf thats the joke, good work, pal

    • @Ladynarf
      @Ladynarf 3 роки тому

      @@TreyDZd thanks, pal

  • @lolbollius
    @lolbollius 3 роки тому +3

    3:31 The candlestick from beauty and the beast on the coffee table for one shot made me laugh a lil too hard.

  • @sonjaloh4504
    @sonjaloh4504 3 роки тому +337

    I'm German and I am dyyyyying at Noel's rant about how the Germans fucked up with the design lol.

  • @imknifeman
    @imknifeman 2 роки тому +1

    this video came out 7 months ago and i’ve probably watched it 10 or more times since then . no clue why i come back so much but there’s just something so good about the niche topic and the jokes in this video are great

  • @TheSuperArx
    @TheSuperArx 3 роки тому +252

    God he's taken control of my fingers, I like instantly now :(

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 роки тому +5

      At least he's not making you do butt stuff then! Considering his sense of humour you got off lightly.

    • @andreajoan7193
      @andreajoan7193 3 роки тому +2

      He pavlov'd me too....we trained now.

  • @lukepurcell
    @lukepurcell 3 роки тому +6

    Noel is actually speaking facts at the end

  • @Redranger99
    @Redranger99 3 роки тому +163

    The prices of yachts have always been beyond me.

  • @Bluebuthappy182
    @Bluebuthappy182 3 роки тому +4

    3:15 I don't know man I think the only thing I'd be invited to do in that yacht would be to apply for the cleaning job. And when I don't get it I think I'd be invited to leave and never come back. lol

  • @medmomedmo
    @medmomedmo 3 роки тому +346

    The she hulk caught me off guard till I realised it was a sponsor

  • @sjamalamadingdong7901
    @sjamalamadingdong7901 3 роки тому +2

    8:39 quite funny. Almost all yachts have "toys" in them. Stuff like a few tenders (smaller boats) or jet skis sometimes a lot more.

  • @potatospud1597
    @potatospud1597 3 роки тому +109

    Noel complaining there was no sex dungeon but we never got to see the billionaires ‘private office’

  • @emilywalsh5372
    @emilywalsh5372 3 роки тому +4

    There’s a part of me that wants an apocalypse to happen so that this yacht can be this cool secret place that I find and hang out in, kind of like an abandoned Titanic.

  • @ThatOGOne
    @ThatOGOne 3 роки тому +48

    10:05 he started talking about the party deck and how there’s mounting poles for a sun awning but I was actually under the impression that there were stripper poles for his son for a hot second.

  • @asimplearc3245
    @asimplearc3245 3 роки тому +6

    I can't believe that every rich person has the same special ability: Tax Evasion

  • @munibah1829
    @munibah1829 3 роки тому +63

    The secret door is where all the actual fun is

  • @cozzycam97
    @cozzycam97 3 роки тому +6

    "365 feet of ya grandma's house" had me absolutely broken

  • @peekyboop
    @peekyboop 3 роки тому +128

    how come it seems that rich people from the past (talking queens and kings and pharaohs and all sorts of rich-rich people) had more personality in their décor than their modern day counterparts?

    • @excelli3971
      @excelli3971 3 роки тому +4

      Paving their style / lifestyle for the future to repeat & be inspired by.

    • @johntucker3693
      @johntucker3693 3 роки тому +43

      the aesthetics of every empire get boring after you see multiple renditions of the same exact thing over hundreds of years. It only seems that older empires had more styles is because every group of people had their unique aesthetic that was separate from that of the others. After globalization, the styles of the rich and wealthy everywhere on the globe became standardized to a couple of aesthetics.

    • @eissimare
      @eissimare 3 роки тому +8

      @@johntucker3693 yeah and it's very euro-centric styles that got adopted, which is a shame because 1. there are soooo many cool styles out there, imagine what you could do if you combined some and 2. they're not even doing that fine french/Italian look any service, like please paint the ceilings at the very least

    • @Moon_Child_Mari
      @Moon_Child_Mari 3 роки тому +4

      Maybe modernization. There are some modern designs that I enjoy, but a lot of them just feel very bland and sterile because they don’t bother to incorporate any colors besides off-white, white, and gold/silver. Makes you feel sick after awhile. Minimalism is something else.

    • @eissimare
      @eissimare 3 роки тому +1

      @@Moon_Child_Mari It really is. Personally I think minimalism demands subject pieces/something that stands out that can actually bring your attention about, like art or something.

  • @Lm0956
    @Lm0956 3 роки тому +1

    I had a PS2 and crash bandicoot on my family's boat growing up, now THAT was luxury.

  • @bradley2349
    @bradley2349 3 роки тому +17

    13:40 - 16:45 - That scene at the end of the movie where the hero verbally murders the villain and all their plans/motivations.

  • @Gracie_19200
    @Gracie_19200 3 роки тому +28

    I’ve always wondered what happens when the current is real strong and you have that whole big ass table set with all that crystal and China??? Does it not all just fly off the table??

    • @brandonwest8108
      @brandonwest8108 3 роки тому +16

      They turn the waves down dawg...

    • @squishprince
      @squishprince 3 роки тому +4

      @@brandonwest8108 they’re so rich the water itself bends to their will

    • @ceejayhaughton7360
      @ceejayhaughton7360 3 роки тому

      The boat has stabilizers

  • @ianyates2965
    @ianyates2965 3 роки тому +40

    Outdoor air conditioning is the richest thing I can imagine.

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley 3 роки тому +10

    noel's ad trasistions are as slick as his bald head

  • @billiebossanova8095
    @billiebossanova8095 3 роки тому +107

    I love how they say the house is inviting even though it looks like the coldest and richest place like to me inviting is like a grandmas house or like a house with comfy looking couches and you know things like that 🙈😂😂

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 3 роки тому +17

      Just looks like a fancy hotel lobby. Could never really feel at home. When a place looks like it's meant to accommodate more than like 20 people, that just makes it feel like a public space.

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 3 роки тому +1

      @@Oujouj426 true

    • @mariner2949
      @mariner2949 3 роки тому +2

      @@Oujouj426 I wouldn't be surprised if these people don't know/have forgotten what a public space even is.

    • @ProfessorEGadd
      @ProfessorEGadd 3 роки тому +3

      "It's really cosy"
      The camera pans slowly across the desolate wasteland of a reception room. Never-used chairs are strewn randomly, unmoored. Lurid fittings of cold metal and ice-white stone glare menacingly from the supermarket-style ceiling. A rasping vibration, like a mosquito's whine, pierces the air at the edge of audibility. It is the thrumming of cataclysmic engines buried deep within the structure, somewhere in the dark maze beneath.

    • @billiebossanova8095
      @billiebossanova8095 3 роки тому

      @@ProfessorEGadd frr

  • @GiuseppeLombardo4
    @GiuseppeLombardo4 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the dude they got to do the tour A) doesn't know how to find a shirt that fits and B) is one of the least eloquent people ever

  • @nat2501
    @nat2501 3 роки тому +159

    It really had to be said rich people are like luxury robots they don’t even know how to entertain themselves on their yacht they just sit and look at what their money bought them all day 😭

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 роки тому +13

      They do coke and murder games too tho

    • @boop7405
      @boop7405 3 роки тому +12

      @@JanieBee and attack inocent women and then proceed to be to rich to get jailed

    • @consentclub8431
      @consentclub8431 3 роки тому +5

      That's why they do crimes! They're just bored

  • @Patchouliprince
    @Patchouliprince 3 роки тому +33

    Glad I’m not the only one looking at shit I can’t afford while life burns around us

  • @meowtaindewd
    @meowtaindewd 3 роки тому +97

    god, please just let me be born again as the child of a billionaire, amen.

    • @willy5838
      @willy5838 3 роки тому +7

      just make a million a thousand times boom easy peasy

  • @_letstartariot
    @_letstartariot 3 роки тому +8

    Noel, an engineer by education: ‘math be hard today’.

  • @heidiharris_
    @heidiharris_ 3 роки тому +362

    I'm here for Klaus' hot pink pants and his hot pink pants alone. Don't at me.

    • @brandyc9645
      @brandyc9645 3 роки тому +11

      I've never see someone say it as "at" and not @ and I was so confused lol

  • @kotis5491
    @kotis5491 3 роки тому +95

    PLEASE take a look at Putin's secret palace, you won't be disappointed

  • @arandomtoychannel8117
    @arandomtoychannel8117 3 роки тому +22

    Ok but why does a clue style mystery murder in a big ass house/yacht sound fun as hell like escape rooms became a thing, ya never know

  • @AaronYorkYT
    @AaronYorkYT 3 роки тому +6

    It is historically fact. Rich people love marbles.

  • @MovableFormula
    @MovableFormula 3 роки тому +78

    “Hey everyone, do it” already did it during the ad.

  • @TopStrikerMaverick
    @TopStrikerMaverick 3 роки тому +2

    This is the content I keep coming back for and honestly I wish I could subscribe twice

  • @olivehoran2920
    @olivehoran2920 3 роки тому +66

    I just know Noel watches HGTV in his free time

  • @tworice
    @tworice 3 роки тому

    3:31 nooo not the actual lamp actually blending in so well 😭😭

  • @babysiren237
    @babysiren237 3 роки тому +19

    These guys have space on the yacht for an entire go kart track and private mma arena and yet we get a room with some white stained chairs and a piano

  • @simonfozzy8061
    @simonfozzy8061 3 роки тому +2

    See the overhead panels at 9:43 ? Well. One time I was working on a boat not nearly as nice as this, but it was still 100 feet and brand new at the time (2019). We had to remove overhead panels similar to those so we could run wiring for cameras. I tried putting one up by myself and was successful so I went for another. Got a second one up no problem... or so I thought.. Thinking it was secured, I went inside to grab another panel and turn around with the new panel to see the wind suck the previous panel off the ceiling and crash onto the wooden deck. I didn't see any damage on the deck and neither did my coworker so I continued and ended the day. We later hear back from the customer and he reported a dent in the wood deck and I didn't deny I saw a panel fall from the ceiling. About 2 weeks later I received a bill from my coworker that it cost $1400 to repair the dent in the deck. I questioned life for a minute, and paid it. My boss was impressed that I didn't ask questions so he paid for half. $700 still hurt though. Making mistakes on boats is expensive. A couple months later, another panel got sucked off the ceiling by the wind so he ended up getting all the velcro replaced on the panels lol.

  • @noahhuggins3258
    @noahhuggins3258 3 роки тому +46

    The BDSM dungeon is in the secret room behind the office.

  • @calebrandolph7035
    @calebrandolph7035 3 роки тому +1

    dude okay some serious feedback the freezeframe on the elevator shot was the funniest thing I've watched in a while

  • @niaj.2684
    @niaj.2684 3 роки тому +51

    “i only have dark thoughts when i see a table like this” sir you have dark thoughts every video

    • @helenas7605
      @helenas7605 3 роки тому +1

      He meant that everytime he sees a table like that he only has dark thoughts no good ones. Not that he only has dark thoughts when he sees this table and never at any other time. If that makes sense :D