Hilarious Ugandan Moments of Pasta Senpai (Pastor Ssempa)
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- Опубліковано 17 лют 2019
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*_Imagine the history of his browser_*
Nigerians don't know how to clear their browser
it's full of research
**Browsa* 😂
I don't even wanna think about it. LOL😁
@@mukundimukwevho1290 Fuck off, as if I fockin care.
He’s not even homophobic he’s just against eating poppo
NO such thing as homophobia.
Human rights = poopoo eating
poopoophobia
hahahhahah
@ScopeDog Poopeye's.
Chicken meat is filled with fecal water to make it weigh more. Doesn't go away when you cook it, just concentrates as the water evaporates
I want this man to teach a class in my school, I would die of laughter
I don't think he'd be allowed, seeing as every American school and college nowadays boasts of their "diverse student population"!
@@danielmaster8776 except if they have different opinions
@@danielmaster8776 he would be allowed because it's so easily debunked. Everyone would just laugh. He's completely unhinged
@@illuminate4622 why u want to eat da poopoo
@@GODDAMIZJoseph actually I don't. Personally I think it's extremely disgusting
Normal priests: Praise god, amen.
This priest: As if that is not enough, he puts the hand deeeeepaaaaaa!
He is not priest, he is pastaaa
@@reyviewchannel97 Damn, you beat me to it!
He's not a priest he's Pasta Sempaaaa
@@chepkoechkatam3664 and America want to bomb him
@@reyviewchannel97 America want to bum him as well,no doubt.
Pasta: "then they eat da poo poo"
Audiance: Takes notes
Henk Gerritsen 😂
@@pyrotechnick7995 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Henk Gerritsen ahhhhh
Bruh
I will immediately cancel my netflix subscription and get Ugandan television, it seems like real fun.
Hahahaha you better, because a huge ride is in for you
The Mad Titan 😂😂😂😂RIGHT
@MinecraftPro15 As an eastern european I can confirm that the worst enlgish accent is from eastern europeans.
you clearly never heard of ArsenalFanTv better than Netflix
@@Odychatz no its from India
I love how after he explains fisting, he then asks for the kids to step out lol 😂
Kids will probably ask for him to send them the video for educational purposes
It might have been edited to be out of order. Oh, I'm sorry, "out of ordah!!"
"Can you use more sober language people are having breakfast " 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh sorry. I mean people whose behinds have been ruptured." 😂
He doesn't even have to try. This man is a master comedian.
This dude cracks me up, especially when he shoved the laptop with gay porn images into the poor blokes face 'bishop, look at dis'
the bishop reaction tho XD
He skiped priest and went to Bishop, and he forget about Pope as well
😂😂😂😂😂
The bishop was disgusted🤣🤣🤣
@@pancytryna9378 Aaaagghhh! Stakafalaisah!
I like that he went and looked up gay porn as "research" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Littol resarch
oh my god the ridiculousness wahahahahaha
lmfao i'm dying
he was searchin of people poopoing!!
An american lied to him saying all gay do scat and those thing and paid him to spread those things
Pasta ssempa must be protected at all costs.
Americans want to bomb him. He must be protected
Destroyed*
@@sebastianvilchez6453 You are gae.
@@chintoki yes
@@chintoki lame comeback
Pasta: "Rehabilitation centre for those whose rectums have been ruptured"
TV anchor: "Can we use more sober language, people are having breakfast this morning"
Pasta: "OK, I'm sorry... those whose behinds have been ruptured"
Anchah*
Centa*
I cried 🤣
IM DEAAAADDD
tooks me 10 mins to calmthe fck down
Literally I cried!! 😂😂😂 it’s way too funny
Not even Ben Shapiro stands a chance against this guy..
Kevin lmao
kristian rikardsen you must be fun at parties
Ben Shapiro is a sweet little zionist.
ThePerfectSoldier Ben Dover
I hope this comment is a joke. Ben Shapiro knows how to debate.
“LGBTi where’s the H?”
Greatest line ever 😂😂
And the poor activist’s snicker at that made it gold
F that! Platinum!
Wet platinum! They take de wet platinum...and they mix it wit de poo poo
"Me am gae, I'm happy" is my fav
What is the 'H' btw?
@@mirzantp4663 "H" mean a person is straight heterosexual .
Is a nice question, if you want equality, you need to introduce heterosexuality in your abreviation of all genders. Sry for grammar in advance, if i wrote wrong
> This is a parental guidance moment
lmfaoooooooooooo
And everything he said before about anol licking was okay for children to listen to xD
Parentol*
The energy when he said DEEEEPAAA is so tremendous.
that's so funny
"As Africans, we have to ask Barack Obama to explain this, is this what he wants to bring to Africa?! TO EAT DA POOPOO?!?!"
Mitt Romney would have won if he just went with this line of attack tbh
Steven Hawkins 2:20
😂😂😂
2:14
@@obedientfire840 I guess so
@Steven Hawkins ignore the other time stamps, it is 2:05
“As if that is not enough, he puts the hand deepppaaaa!”
💀
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPA
Poopoo
why you can send voice message
RBG02005 that’s some pretty deep research for gay porn🤔🤔
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am gonna tell my kids that this man was Martin Luther king Jr
Lmaoo
Wait, he isn’t??
Huh
😭😭😭😭🤣
No
3:45 "I want to give you evidence."
*Banana added to the court record*
*A N O L L I C K I N G*
Some Guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As if that wasn't enough, he puts the hand *D E E P A H*
*D O N T S U C C D A Z U C K*
Hello ricky ashley
Fissing
I found a new love, African politics.
Same
Loool y'all are in for a wild ride
Wait till you get a load of Congo, Zambia, Lesotho and Gambia. Not to mention Morocco.
Hungaryan politics also this great.
@@jamegumb7298 what's wrong about Morroco ?
When Pastor starts eating the “evidence” 😂😂😂😂
That reveals a lot😂😂
I'm a Ugandan and "Bokoya" is bananas like the normal ones which we eat. Then "Matooke" is just a banana breed that people eat, boiled or roasted. Then there's "Gonja" which is basically plantain.
Nothing like some good info under a meme compilation
This planet needs more insider's explanations on Pasta's videos
Thanks for the info, dude.
Can I ask you what abobonabaguagua means?
Could you please tell more about homosexuality in Uganda? Is Pasta considered as a freak or is maybe he has lots of support?
I still can get over the fact he started eating the cucumber right there 😂😂😂
LOL
Lol🤣
"doesn't that make you gay?"
@@SuchingYan make you geh
He bought it for experiment and in the end he ate it 😁
I think the biggest comedian is the host of that tv show because he seemed generally confused about why peoples are homosexuals lmao.
Why should he not be confused? Africa hasn't been force-fed by the LGBT propaganda, unlike the West.
If u think about it, the host of the show, *he is truly a pure soul.*
Cuz despite not understanding anything about lgbt or homosexuality, he genuinely asked the activist *"why should someone be gay?"*
As if like, he wants the activist to tell *all the benefits of being gay,* so that *more people could buy it* (gay) and everyone can be *happily ever after.*
*_He is just trying to support the activist for a better cause without even knowing it in the first place._* xD
@@daru5002 you sound like the typical cletus "damn those gays gettin married" please do not exist
@@viggo8213 why? How did I mistreat you that you want my death?
@@daru5002 you sound a little annoyed that some cultures are finally opening their minds and hearts to understand a group of people that have been marginalized suffering for a long time. Does it affect you in any way that society is finally learning to include others to live in equality and peace? Do you think that this so called 'propaganda', which is actually an insight for society, is that terrible? I'm just genuinely curious. Because I've only seen improvement, while other countries are still living under a rock. 🤔
I like how he's speaking english then just shifts to native tongue out of nowhere
Yep it's natural even for me
His congregation are simple folk, he's trying to make sure as many people understand his message as possible.
If you speak Luganda it's even funnier some of the stuff he says doesn't translate well.
“Pasta can we please have sober language this is a breakfast show” 😂😂😂 gets me every time
People are up eating their breakfast, getting ready to start their day and this man is talking about ruptured rectums🤣🤣
Uganda 🇺🇬 can become the biggest exporter of memes. A trillion dollar industry
Wats dat?
Uo ah gai !
Umar Farooq
the whole country is a meme!!😂
It was America that said this would you call it meme? In Nigeria is against the law to be gay and you'll get 14 years in prison for being gay
@@luckmans8859 it's not about gays,uganda in general is funny!!😂
What a legend, eating his own vegetable used to potray a male genitals on tv
He killed me 😂
that proves he is gae :D
Asking the children to leave after he all ready traumatized tf out of them..
"Before you go, can you recognize 'these' 'things' ? "
She was like, "Oh shi-"
“We want Barack Obama to explain to us is this what he wants to bring to Africa”
@Alan Harper Obama is gay.
@Alan Harper That much is true.
Alan Harper no he’s not and so what if he’s gay
@@LiverpoolRubi So who is gay?
Miguel Rey bruh y’all gay
This guy needs to come on Joe Rogan show
But america wants to bomb him. You sodome defendaaaa!
This should happen...
I would donate for that to happen
It's entirely possible. Hey Jamie pull that shit up
Yessssss
The problem of Pasta it is that he is naturally so funny that even LGTB defenders can’t stop laughing
I don't think it's a problem !
You mean sodomeh defeendaaas
@@nattybynature1262 I've never been a sodomy defenda I stand 100% with Pasta. Y R U Gay ?
Exactly 😂😂
He's my rolemodel😂😂
Mine too
So I am guessing you guys are not gay😂😂😂
@@bhekidlamini1199 are you gay?!!
Btw if anyone interested, I have 10 edited never seen before interviews of Pasta, just come check me out
@@PastaSenpai I weep every time I talk about sodomy
Pastor in my country : "All hail mighty Lord"
Pasta in uganda : " Why ya eating Poo Poo "
Uganda pastors are the best
In Uganda is is called pasta
There are no pastor in Uganda, there are only pasta and only pasta senpai
They call a spade a spade
THIS MAN IS DOING GODS WORK!!!
Holy Trinity of Ugandan memes:
"Why are you running?"
"You do not know the way."
"Why are you gay?"
Wha you gae?
Does anyone have the links to the first 2?
Do u accept eating da poo poo?
Why r u running, is from Nigéria
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
3:51 “Pasta.. aren’t you being too harsh?!”
Pasta - “No.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no.. no..!!”
"Why are you gay?"
"Who say i'm gay?"
"You are gay"
Morning Breeze, with Simon Kagualiala
More like morning wheeze
Confusion of the highest Orda
America want to bomb me
😂😂
I just found about the original video 2 days ago and I love it.
You should have flipped the order in which you said those two quotes
😂😂😂
I love uganda!!😂
This guy should go to San Francisco and give a lecture. 😂confusion of the highest orddaaaaa.😂😂😂👍😎👍
Haha and project him on times square jumbotrons live and every major news channel🤣
I understood that reference
He said that the literal second I started reading the quote
Unfortunately the salty snowflakes will get soooo butthurt and triggered that he wouldn't be able to perform to his full potential
kek lmao
"a little bit of research"
MY guys just hopped on the hub and typed in "gay"
🤣🤣🤣
Pepe: "As a yam here, ma family supports me"
Interviewa: "Are they supporting a disordaaaaaa?" 💀
If you are a men please do not eat others po po
And do not bomb this pasta .
Id rather have this pasta cooked.. thoroughly. Add some sauce too
@Ankamtilnei Bekungbul *"Gay is not bad, me? I'm gay! I'm happy!."* *_-by Pasta_*
And not do da fisting
@@MrSofakinggreat *_Sodomy defenda_*
The fuck?
What makes this even funnier is that they are all serious about it😂😂
@@plenus7392 ??
A Sandwich ? What dont tell me ur a popo eater
@@exioz99 if eating poopoo is what makes you happy then you do you
@@plenus7392 truthfully??? WTF
Let people enjoy things, you don't own them.
2:03 As if dis is not enough he puts de hand *D E E E E E P A A A*
I love how he talks with detail about the practice of fisting before he could ask the children to step out.
Hahahahahah ikr
pasta is a living meme
😆😂😂😂
I'm curious how he'd say meme in his accent. Fucking aye bless this man.
sends childern out AFTER explaining fisting what the hell?
😂😂😂😂 Pasta Senpai is the G.O.A.T
😂😂😂
Corrupting the youth! Bombaclat!
😂😂😂
Eata da poop poo
I'm Ugandan and abobonabagwagwa means "all those degenerates"
holy based
Ay lmao
Bless u
LOL
I wanna be mad at Pasta but he’s just too funny 😂.
Tbh the majority of the LGBTQ+ community finds him funny.
@@_KUSH1_ can vouch as a trans lesbian, this guys way too funny for me to be mad
@@Meowcat2226 it's funny that you find him funny because he just jokingly destroyed every homosexual.
@@servantoftheexpander9688 dont we all love eating da poo poo all over da place lmao
@@Meowcat2226 lol he’s entitled to his opinion,not to mention he’s in a different part of the world lol but damn is he funny as hell
His timing in kicking the children out is flawless
> This is a parental advisory moment
Pastor Ssempa must have looked at tons of gay porn in order to come up with the worst clip he found.
*Dedication of the highest orda.*
Pasta
1:36 Bruh the bishop literally had to see that. LMAO
😂😂😂😂
the world needs more poeple like this man to fight the evil forces😂😂
Someone pls send him on a world tour through europe and america
But America want to bomb him
@@pancytryna9378, but America can't bomb him in America.
@@MrPaukann are you sure about that?
@@ottovonbasedmark, pretty sure, not with the usual american airplane/rocket bombing.
They eat poo poo there?
This is like an episode of South Park. LOL
Except a lot better
You know the pastor aint wrong, there is a reason why sodomites dont talk about their so called sex life
@@claudioestrella1160 excretory system is not a vagene
Exactly my thought 😂😂😂 my most favorite TV show, Southpark, in real life😂
I am ur 636th like
I wish whole Europe would be more like pasta sempa
Don't worry wait a few decades.
Pasta is just the average conservative,fantasying reality
Don't worry you're headed in that direction as far as i can see
Ge is being happy! Me am ge 😂😂😂😂
This dude wouldnt be allowed on Europe or US because *HE IS TOO SMART FOR US
This is true.
His research is far superior than the ordinary doctorates
@@maddman9468 something even better than superior
@GreenTeaKitKat that's right
He is not allowed there because *america want to bomb him*
I liked how the people began to take notes when Pasta said that homosexuals eat the poopoo 0:45
That was the most important point
Of course that's what they came for lol
@@friendlycreature6375 well he is a Doctaar so they believed him well if u were there u wpuldnt know this 😂😂
@timun is cocaine
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some radical people does.
This is the exact conversation the US needed to have on the gay marriage debate
I love how it’s like a classroom and there are people talking notes
1:36 This dude really forced a Bishop to watch gay porn 😂
I am dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And the fuxkibg "hajjat" too lmao. Hajjat are like religious elder women
@@hisoka8695 Oh, I thought they sounded like Khajiit
Loooool
Based and red pilled
0:43"and than they start eating poop"
*guy starts taking notes in a serious manner* 😂😂
But u can also see some dudes who just want to burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂 that was a hilarious scene
It's too much 🤣🤣🤣
It's a press conference. Those are journalists
“As I am here my family supports me, so I am here” “Are they supportin a disorda”
The funniest part is when he starts eating the vegetables he brought to the interview.
I think that reveals something 😏
When he started casually eating his props I lost it.
Pasta Senpai is the only man who watched *[A N O L L I C K I N G]* porn for *RESARCH PURPOSE RESPECT HIM!*
Jacky King 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahah
Only person who asked for link and really for research purposes 😂😂😂😂
"Research"
*for academic purposes
Pasta explains "Anol Lickings, like licking chocolate ice cream. Eating poo poo and fisting"....then politely asks the children to step outside because a "parental guidance moment, is coming up!"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm definitely applying for Ugandan Citizenship
I was actually having ben and jerrys until PASTA said that 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😆🤣
@@anii221 I hope it was Ben n Jerry's! 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Made u Look am I joke to u
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*This is a certified Parental Guidance Moment.*
I love how we all just agreed on calling him "pasta"
And "Senpai"
The new king of Wakanda. He’ll use Vibranium to defend against America’s bomb.
Nah, Bokoya even more powerful
Wakanda forever. African intelligence agency is the powerhouse of the world.
Things that unites people:
1. Mahatma Gandi
2. Uganda pasta
Dude that's Gandhi not gandi. Gandi means asshole
@Harjas Singh bro i also think subash chandra bose should be father of our nation
@@ayushsundaray5718 There is no father of this nation. There can only be sons & daughters.
@@theblackone_ but here we refer them as father
@@ayushsundaray5718 Shri Subhash Chandra Bose ji is a true son of India. Just like Guru Gobind Singh, Maharana Pratap, Avanijanashraya Pulakeshi, Bhagat Singh, Dharmaraja Shri Karthikathirunalramavarma etc. Mohandas Gandi was quite twisted, the more you learn, the more you experience nausea. Even if he didn't exist, the nation would've gotten it's independence. He's a popular politician with an amazing pr. That's it.
And besides, India/Bharata existed millenniums before he was born. How can the father be younger than the child?
6:59 "Me am gay" - Pasta Sempa
"3:30" - I'm sorry, he just stormed in..
Whoah.. Pasta is such a powerful being in Uganda that he has access to any place he wishes lol
This is the funniest shit ever im crying
Deeeeeepaaaaa
@@bbbnnuuuhgg7016 lol
I think I might have even saw Akon.
I think you mean this is the funniest pupu eva
When I saw this first time I was not laughing. I didn't uderstand wtf I just watch. But second time it was so funny I had to watch it like 6 times in row. Praise pasta. He nows da wae.
my stomach hurts from laughing
EAT DA POOPOO 🤣
Bokoya?
Must be because of the anol fisting
Same XD
This pasta's real. We need him in the U.S. ASAP!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love this pastor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Do you see him eating da poopoo?" lol, was this guy for real?
This is a real democracy, when you can say whatever you want when you disagree with others.
Exactly
true.
In US if u say stuff like this.. you get sue and labeled as a human right hater.
Arved Ludwig “it’s the way you say it” Yep hence why lefties have been trying to get chil fil a banned from opening at a airport and other area just for being Christian and they actually succeeded and now they have to set a law that won’t let them be discriminated against you must live under a rock if you haven’t noticed the political correctness problem here
Arved Ludwig “etiquette” aw yes you mean how antifa physically attacks people for being Trump supporters dude you live under a rock and here’s a link for the chik fil a story they had to pass a bill to protect them from being discriminated against because of their religion abcnews.go.com/US/san-antonio-city-council-votes-stop-chick-fil/story?id=61886874
If this guy were my pastor I would go to church every Sunday. Dude is legit funny. He's obviously a comedian posing as a pastor.
See that's the problem with people. You think they are joking but they are seriously asking wtf because even they know it's wrong and it's being forced upon them
lmao same xd
@RUNESCAPEISLIFE S idk if you are joking or not...
Go for the spiritual healing, stay for the mental torture🤣🤮😱
@@devilsadvisor5835 Whats your problem with homosexuality ?
"Those whose rectums have been ruptured"
PLEASE USE MORE SOBER LANGUAGE
"Okay, those whose behinds have been ruptured"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "Bishop" bit absolutely slays me everytime.
Stagaflysaka
'They insert their hand into da otha man's hand'
*Confusion of da highest orda*
And it goes into de enas all de wae
@@user-ot6oc7mk1s I'm pretty sure they use banana and kyukambah
@@PeeNidsCold and bokoya (whatever tf that is)
Barack Obama wants to bring handholding to Uganda
Deeeeeppaaa!
"Pasta, aren't you beeng too harsh to these peepo?"
"Ahnonononononono."
"Why don't you fight for heteros as well?"
"What do you mean?"
"Heterosexhuels"
Pasta: "Those whose rectums have been raptured..."
Host: Come on, Pasta, people are eating their breakfast."
Pasta: Oh, oh, I'm sorry... those whose BEHINDS have been raptured"
Host: /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿(◡︵◡)
Pastor in my country: PRAISE THE LORD!!
Pastor in UGANDA: *eAt tHe pOoPoOiNg?!*
Hahahahaha
Exactly. I think pastor in Uganda is more like "reverend" in the US lol
Pastor in Uganda - *PASTA*
@@Cat4evr **Pasta*
@Lone Espada *"EAT THE LORD!*"
can pasta do a US tour?🙏👍
Pasta has become world famous
Highesta ordaaaa , he must start for Alabama
Man he really should, seriously! I would love to see him make some money. However there’s no way in hell he’s getting a visa and venues to welcome him lmao.
Imposible ,America want to bomb him
Rahim LaQuica Come on guys! Of course he is gonna get into America. How else is Pasta Senpai gonna talk to Obama?
it's formality that in every interview with pasta sempai, the MC has to say "pasta pasta pasta"
“Look at this guy sincerely… bishop”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
We all know Uganda is a place rich with natural memes, Bless 'em
"Rehabilitation centre for those who's behinds have been raptured" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
leapold scotch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
walking sticks to those who can't sit on their anoose
leapold scotch **Rehabilitation Centa*
The way he pulled up the “research” he’s done on da internet. That was fast.
God bless Pasta Senpa!
Honest speaker and truth seeker!
Realy, rarely based man!
‘Can we use more sobah language, people are having breakfast’ LMFAOOOO
CONFUSION OF DA HIGHEST ORDA!
Can we use more sober language people are having breakfast this morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that just wiped me out. 💀 💀💀💀💀💀
“They don’t have the equipment” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So they use gadgets like banana and chukumbah 💀💀