Would France demolish UK more in a nuke war? (2019)

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    This video explores UK's and France's nuclear arsenals. Their composition and the bases. As well as possible means of neutralizing each other's arsenal before it fires. Then it goes into population centers, their size and density and analyzes the possible damage that each side can do to the other. How would such a conflict go? Watch and find out!
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  • @Sorrigan
    @Sorrigan 5 років тому +429

    "Loses a bit less" is the best way to describe the winner of any Nuclear war.

    • @bootymane9907
      @bootymane9907 4 роки тому +5

      @tfs2O3 the only scenario I see them being used is if Russia or China does something that triggers a world war gets pushed back into their borders and nukes the invading armies in a desperate bid for survival other than that maybe another Japan situation where a country is so costly to invade we just nuke em Iran or North Korea comes to mind especially since we know NK will nuke us in any invasion anyways

    • @hornet8364
      @hornet8364 4 роки тому +2

      @@bootymane9907 Idk that sounds kinda Belkan

    • @felix25ize
      @felix25ize 4 роки тому

      @tfs2O3 They would have also to destroy their pure running wild capitalism which destroys them, us, and the whole planet ...

    • @felix25ize
      @felix25ize 4 роки тому +2

      @tfs2O3 Excuse me for my bad english. I am partisan of a mixed regime where the things too important for the society to be let to the law of maximum profit, as roads, public transports, strategic industries, national education or public health would be state owned or at least straightly controlled by him, and that the usual consumation goods like food, suits etc... would be given to the capitalist law of market for that concurrency ameliorates their quality; it was the regime that ruled France under de Gaulle, or G-B in his time; not the paradise, but at least an efficient and bearable regime. But since the fall of the soviet so-called "communism", free capitalism has no more opponents to moderate its jurassic mechanical and ferocious avidity, and it pillates and destroys the planet, wasting more and more ressources in the only aim to make more and more money for the riches, which leads humanity to a global catastrophe and wars, even civil wars, for the next generations... And I do not like that.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 роки тому +1

      There is no winner, there is only survivor

  • @rolfe2000
    @rolfe2000 5 років тому +230

    Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?

    • @ianhigson719
      @ianhigson719 5 років тому +6

      That's good I'm using that in a joke cheers

    • @Reyeoux
      @Reyeoux 5 років тому +1

      Did you take that from Wombles video?

    • @betrthnu3413
      @betrthnu3413 4 роки тому +4

      No pulling out at the last second, and not allowing you to claim child benefit is a 'hard brexit'.

    • @NigelTolley
      @NigelTolley 3 роки тому

      Still not hard enough for farage, I'm certain. Not until there is a hammer and sickle in Whitehall will he be satisfied.

  • @matta5498
    @matta5498 4 роки тому +92

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

  • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
    @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 5 років тому +308

    UK vs France: Who'd win a nuclear war? ..... Germany.

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 5 років тому +18

      Nop. Germany would be under atomic clouds...
      But French and British people would try to quit theirs homeland. And Canada would be able to gain a lot of population. Canada would only to avoid a civil war...

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 5 років тому +13

      @@Baddy187 If that war occurs and millions of people goes in both parts of the Canada a civil war is practically unavoidable. Otherwise, the Canadian prime Minister can be a peace nobel prize.

    • @Viguier89
      @Viguier89 5 років тому +7

      Radioactive fallouts will turn germans into real ubermensch.

    • @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns
      @Fiddling_while_Rome_burns 5 років тому +11

      Europe dominated by mutant Germans is worse than by non-mutant Germans.

    • @philipsmedia5268
      @philipsmedia5268 4 роки тому +2

      The only nuclear weapons Germany has had were held by NATO it had no nuclear weapons of its own so best of luck with that idea!

  • @iluvanielle
    @iluvanielle 5 років тому +109

    Q: Nuclear war between UK and France? Who would win?
    A: Cockroaches!

    • @Samy-bu1ze
      @Samy-bu1ze 5 років тому +1

      Tardigrades too

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 років тому +1

      @Adam Beasley no no them gopniks will rule

    • @lionel66cajppppp0
      @lionel66cajppppp0 3 роки тому

      The british ofc
      Just like the british won all the other wars against the french

    • @afisto6647
      @afisto6647 3 роки тому +5

      @@lionel66cajppppp0
      You seriously think people will take you serious or you try to trigger the French ?

    • @lionel66cajppppp0
      @lionel66cajppppp0 3 роки тому

      @Miguel Melchior
      Which part of what I said is incorrect?

  • @ialwtttiywtrar
    @ialwtttiywtrar 4 роки тому +30

    This is like arguing that a man who gets shot in the head twice is more dead than a man who has been shot in the head once. Guess what, they are both dead.

    • @tomx641
      @tomx641 3 роки тому

      The UK just increased its warhead stocks to 260, so they are both equally dead now.

  • @keegan773
    @keegan773 5 років тому +94

    Nobody wins in a nuclear war.

    • @cadetkidkilla
      @cadetkidkilla 4 роки тому +10

      keegan773 I don’t know. In this situation where France is pretty much scoured off the planet that seems like a big win for the rest of the world

    • @regarded9702
      @regarded9702 3 роки тому +5

      @@cadetkidkilla lul

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 3 роки тому +3

      @@cadetkidkilla bitter about something ?

    • @Jjb-gk4ce
      @Jjb-gk4ce 3 роки тому

      @@popkhorne5372 Escargot

    • @Archive41024
      @Archive41024 3 роки тому

      @@cadetkidkilla you're a little bit sour, missed your tea and crumpets this morning?

  • @saimalianwer7740
    @saimalianwer7740 4 роки тому +39

    Meanwhile germany looks at poland and let's out a creepy uncle smile

    • @studentfitness5954
      @studentfitness5954 3 роки тому +3

      I actually think poland could hold its own

    • @drumond5027
      @drumond5027 3 роки тому +7

      @@studentfitness5954 they wouldn't

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 3 роки тому +3

      @@drumond5027 against the Bundeswehr? They’d be fine
      Must suck to be a German soldier now adays, a tradition and legacy of military excellence reduced to...the bundeswehr

  • @ricorico6826
    @ricorico6826 Рік тому +16

    Wow since the England v France World Cup quater final things have escalated quickly

  • @tomt.8387
    @tomt.8387 4 роки тому +53

    When brexit negotiations go wrong

  • @bloodywanker781
    @bloodywanker781 5 років тому +45

    France: Bombs London
    UK: Bombs Paris
    France and UK: Surprised Pikachu faces

    • @ryanxyz13
      @ryanxyz13 3 роки тому +1

      France bombs London... Rest of UK cheers and celebrates.

    • @TheBucketSkill
      @TheBucketSkill 3 роки тому

      @@ryanxyz13 yea, maybe you would if it wasn't important to english heritage.

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 3 роки тому +48

    France and UK:
    Both Nuke each other
    Rest of the world:
    😰😱
    Germany:
    “So........does this mean I can have Alsace back?”

    • @LordTyrion
      @LordTyrion 3 роки тому +5

      Elsaß

    • @lecapetien3223
      @lecapetien3223 3 роки тому +7

      Alsace & Lorraine are French since Louis XIV, way before germany was existed.

  • @pappy374
    @pappy374 3 роки тому +15

    "In a nuclear war all men are cremated equal" - Dexter Gordon

  • @bipper64
    @bipper64 4 роки тому +41

    A nukes war between Britain and France: the immediate aftermath would be Italy winning the rugby union 6 nation tourney...only way for them to win it :)

    • @yc2673
      @yc2673 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha well said

    • @raptor2792
      @raptor2792 4 роки тому +1

      Obihugzenobi England lost 2-1 to Iceland and Croatia loool😂😂

    • @raptor2792
      @raptor2792 4 роки тому

      Obihugzenobi Even Gary Lineker said “Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.”

    • @big-papa-jimmysavillekiddy2181
      @big-papa-jimmysavillekiddy2181 4 роки тому

      stephane gouverneur but dude what do you mean wales or Scotland would win it

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 роки тому +1

      No, Ireland would win forever...

  • @DarthEarp
    @DarthEarp 5 років тому +33

    1 day after Anglo-French war: Germany, "so i'm going to take alsace lorraine off your hands for you, for the good of the people of course."

    • @shihtzu291
      @shihtzu291 5 років тому

      And the French would say oh please don't and roll over like the gutless nation they ar!

    • @KameroonEmperor
      @KameroonEmperor 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh the video is about France and England and there are still people who manage to argue about Alsace Lorraine lol

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 роки тому

      Yes, but just wait until radioactivity diminish drastically...

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 роки тому +3

      @@shihtzu291 France fought all the countries around it for 2000 years and went from a small country to the biggest one in EU, don't even try saying shit about France as they surely kicked your country ass multiples times

    • @shihtzu291
      @shihtzu291 3 роки тому

      @@ommsterlitz1805 - It ain't nice is it but France is always having a go at my country for this and that and now that we've left the EU they are being really bad to us and it pisses me off because we're supposed to be naigbours and we've done some great stuff together like concord and the channel tunnel but then they always try to cause trouble for us and come across ungrateful for the lives lost helping them in two world wars, when ever you get these types of videos the French run us down in the comments section and any other time they can.

  • @chmeee9562
    @chmeee9562 5 років тому +18

    "France loses a bit less" That's right, no one WINS in a nuclear war. Got that right Binkov

    • @ey6713
      @ey6713 3 роки тому +1

      Yes nukes are political weapon not military weapon

    • @pierren___
      @pierren___ 3 роки тому +1

      @@ey6713 so they useless

  • @douglasarthur2673
    @douglasarthur2673 4 роки тому +38

    Nuclear war between Britain and France: the immediate aftermath - Nicola Sturgeon demands YET ANOTHER independence referendum !!! 😂

    • @himlingpatrice
      @himlingpatrice 4 роки тому +3

      Fr / UK nuke war.
      France don't send nuke to scotland (Auld alliance).
      Scotland demand independance.
      England refuse independance of the lone part of the union to don't be radioactive.
      Edimburgh become the capital city of the island.

    • @davidthomas6566
      @davidthomas6566 3 роки тому +6

      @@himlingpatrice tbh most English want you gone, it's the government that's dragging their heels. we don't want see or hear Kranky the sturgeon ever again.. Just being honest. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🥇

    • @tomx641
      @tomx641 3 роки тому

      Nicola only speaks for Glasgow and Edinburgh, not Scotland.

    • @مقاطعمترجمة-ش8ث
      @مقاطعمترجمة-ش8ث 3 роки тому

      @@davidthomas6566 Aren't the French/Russian more related to you than the Scottish, just curious to know ?

  • @Pantsugrenadiere
    @Pantsugrenadiere 5 років тому +11

    Everyone : talking about who would win if someone can win a nuclear war
    Me, a french living close to Paris: well, either way i'm fucked sooo.....

  • @ArasakaCorporation
    @ArasakaCorporation 5 років тому +45

    Ignore all these people crying in the comments about nuclear war, Binkov. This was a very interesting and informative video keep it coming.

  • @pog5808
    @pog5808 5 років тому +27

    No one wins in nuclear war

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 5 років тому

      As an American, I beg to differ. We've already won one nuclear war.

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 років тому

      @@costakeith9048 against a country that was struggling to get back up after midway, yep, won a nuclear war against a country that would've surrendered anyway sometime in the near future

    • @costakeith9048
      @costakeith9048 5 років тому

      @@_rk553 And we proved Billy Mitchell's theory that war can be won from the air alone. We just needed bigger bombs and nukes are clearly the ticket.

  • @brendamayfuller8803
    @brendamayfuller8803 5 років тому +30

    Who wins?
    Cockroaches, the cockroaches win.

  • @chrisff8303
    @chrisff8303 5 років тому +20

    Trident isn't a warhead. It's an ICBM missile that carries the warheads.

    • @mac2857
      @mac2857 5 років тому +2

      Inter Continental Ballistic Missle missle?

    • @_rk553
      @_rk553 5 років тому

      @@mac2857 Inter Continental Ballistic Missile, yeah ur right
      (I'm assuming ur saying that in another language)

    • @tomx641
      @tomx641 3 роки тому

      We know that. The warhead is called Holbrook but it was classified until recently. Warhead numbers are increasing to 260 but from now on all data will be made classified again (2021).

  • @desicollector
    @desicollector 3 роки тому +13

    Lets have a France and UK nuclear war just to see how accurate this video is

  • @KameroonEmperor
    @KameroonEmperor 4 роки тому +27

    This comment section is still in the middle ages lol

  • @Ethorbit
    @Ethorbit 5 років тому +17

    Everyone loses in a nuclear war

    • @koinodiscoqueen
      @koinodiscoqueen 3 роки тому +1

      Except for switzerland they got bunkers in every house

  • @TornadoADV
    @TornadoADV 5 років тому +13

    Stop scare mongering about nuclear power plants. LITERALLY the safest power production type in human history.

    • @Damo2690
      @Damo2690 5 років тому +1

      He talked about blowing them up, they may be safe, but not bomb safe

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 років тому +1

      Errr, wind and solar would like a word. I get that coal, oil, and gas are horrendous, though.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 5 років тому

      I'm pretty sure blowing them up may have some negative effects....

    • @ankles632
      @ankles632 5 років тому

      The folks at Chernobyl and Fukushima might disagree with you on that.

  • @aussiegod4269
    @aussiegod4269 5 років тому +19

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Binkov: Nuclear war between France and the Uk

  • @shononoyeetus8866
    @shononoyeetus8866 3 роки тому +19

    I think it’s safe to say we’re both fucked in this case

  • @CharlesDickens111
    @CharlesDickens111 5 років тому +43

    At this point I think this would be the only way for Britain to actually leave the EU.

    • @chrisvinicombe9947
      @chrisvinicombe9947 5 років тому +4

      Hahahaha going out in a blaze of horror.

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 3 роки тому

      @@chrisvinicombe9947 That’s happening either way 😂

    • @matt7775
      @matt7775 3 роки тому +1

      And a year later here we are with all the vaccine and macron is crying like a baby.

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 3 роки тому +1

      @@matt7775 Yeah the only thing that went right for Britain... Everything else has been a shit show so far lmao and it ain’t getting better any time soon

    • @JayJay5244
      @JayJay5244 3 роки тому

      @@Gary-bz1rf Biden supports the EU though.

  • @MrMustang1945
    @MrMustang1945 4 роки тому +11

    Ah, a radioactive Seven Years War.

  • @mastoner20
    @mastoner20 5 років тому +11

    Curious People: Who'd win in a nuclear war?
    The World: Fucking. No. One.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 5 років тому

      that's really only true in *mutual* nuclear war. In a one sided war there is a very clear winner.

    • @mastoner20
      @mastoner20 5 років тому

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr I mean, the earth might highly disagree with that statement. Weird how it doesn't particularly care for radioactive elements getting spewed about as if they were confetti chips.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 5 років тому

      @@mastoner20 funny that you don't seem to understand how fallout works. Stop getting your understand of the world from overly dramatized video games. It's not magical devil dust or whatever your seem to think it is, and most of it would be contained to the place that has much bigger problems already. Specifically they just got blown up.

    • @mastoner20
      @mastoner20 5 років тому

      @@SomeGuy-ty7kr i mean. I get my understanding of Fallout from a college education. But thank you for letting me know video games aren't highly accurate on the subject matter. I'd have never guessed.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 5 років тому

      @@mastoner20 wow, college educated yet still clueless, must be an American.

  • @jaywulf
    @jaywulf 5 років тому +13

    Who would win a Nuclear war ?
    No one.

    • @TempestMMR
      @TempestMMR 5 років тому

      👼 💀 wins

    • @miuphao
      @miuphao 5 років тому

      switzerland would win

  • @Chris-rb8ox
    @Chris-rb8ox 2 роки тому +12

    Many people seem to completely miss the point of this video. It's just a completely unrealistic hypothetical for fun, to entertain a morbid curiosity. It's completely against the point of this video for people to descend into stupid, nationalistic bickering in the comments, or somehow get butthurt about a completely hypothetical scenario. Some are even acting as if it's going ahead. Relax. A war between both nations, nuclear or otherwise would be catastrophic for both. It's in neither of our interests, and probably never will be. Britain and France may compete economically, but we have long been friends and this would never happen. It's absurd that this even needs to be said.

  • @johnpatz8395
    @johnpatz8395 4 роки тому +8

    I read the headline as "US vs France....." and thought, well this is going to be a bit lopsided

    • @johnpatz8395
      @johnpatz8395 4 роки тому +3

      User Name oh, I'm not saying the US wouldn't be devestated, although France wouldn't be able to use nearly as many warheads against the US as they could the UK, their ICBM and SLBMs would work fine but their short range nukes wouldn't be of much use, just that the breakdown if numbers would be staggeringly lopsided.

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnpatz8395 Well we have a Military base in French Guyana, even if a war between France and US is super unlikely

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 4 роки тому +2

      @User Name Ahah those two 😂😂
      One time they are best friends, the next day they are enemies

    • @TheFreshman321
      @TheFreshman321 4 роки тому

      Hahahaah😂😂😂😂👍👍

  • @valiatus6719
    @valiatus6719 4 роки тому +7

    No one.. no one would win a nuclear war, no one ever wins a Nuclear War.

    • @maddog7795
      @maddog7795 4 роки тому

      The Brotherhood of steel. Hold my Nuke!

    • @valiatus6719
      @valiatus6719 4 роки тому +2

      @Anti Mapping No, not it was not 2 Nuclear bombs where used at the very end of it. That doesn't make it a Nuclear war.

  • @belgium6552
    @belgium6552 5 років тому +18

    War: 🇬🇧vs🇫🇷
    Winner: 🇩🇪

    • @b_scuit
      @b_scuit 5 років тому +5

      @AngloSaxon. I'm detecting some slight bias

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 років тому

      @@b_scuit Slight? He thinks Britain can nuke America hahaha

    • @slexyslex4654
      @slexyslex4654 5 років тому

      @@burgereagle9310 Gotta love those retarded nationalists
      plus im british but i love america

    • @belgium6552
      @belgium6552 5 років тому +1

      @AngloSaxon. 🇬🇧and🇫🇷 nuke each:other.
      So their economy will be 0.
      In this case GERMANY will have a Golden Chance to dominate EUrope.
      By the way, Germany is dominating EUrope in this time too.

    • @Capitainws
      @Capitainws 5 років тому

      @@belgium6552 Germany already dominate Europe

  • @Dayvidalerxarndar
    @Dayvidalerxarndar Рік тому +7

    The trident system is an Anglo-American project, not solely created by the Americans

  • @gujikujtutu2330
    @gujikujtutu2330 5 років тому +5

    Central europe: laughs... I'm in danger.

  • @Marhakon
    @Marhakon 4 роки тому +17

    Imagine having a serious debate in the comment section of a youtube video about a fictionnal nuclear war between two member of the same alliance ?
    And people wonder why the world is going mad down ? Hilarious .

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine assuming that a 100 year old alliance is a permanent thing especially considering the previous thousand years of enemy status.

    • @TheBucketSkill
      @TheBucketSkill 3 роки тому +1

      @@conors4430 Dude gimme a fucking break. There is literally no way possible they'd get to any conflict, especially nuclear like wtf? It's a fun little hypothetical I guess but holy shit it's like just so ridiculous in my head.

  • @jonultime
    @jonultime 4 роки тому +4

    Can't wait for Binkov to do play-by-play live commentary on WW3.

  • @pewpewman._.3415
    @pewpewman._.3415 5 років тому +15

    *Tactical baguette ! I N C O M I N G !*

    • @Pantsugrenadiere
      @Pantsugrenadiere 5 років тому +1

      There is a mistake my brave, it's
      *Tactical baguette ! I N C O M I N G !*

    • @pewpewman._.3415
      @pewpewman._.3415 5 років тому

      @@Pantsugrenadiere
      Bruh ,Thx

    • @Pantsugrenadiere
      @Pantsugrenadiere 5 років тому

      @@pewpewman._.3415 you're welcome bruh

  • @lelouchvibritannia7809
    @lelouchvibritannia7809 3 роки тому +12

    Conventional War: Has winners
    Nuclear War: Nobody wins

  • @JoannaHammond
    @JoannaHammond 3 роки тому +7

    The first rule of nuclear war, nobody wins.

  • @hnk2460
    @hnk2460 4 роки тому +15

    🇩🇪♥️🇫🇷♥️🇪🇺
    We will help you brothers

    • @janlord9760
      @janlord9760 4 роки тому +1

      Im ernst jetzt
      Eigentlich waren die Hohenzollern mit den Briten verwandt ....

    • @hnk2460
      @hnk2460 4 роки тому

      Eigentlich war jede Adelsfamilie und Könige mit jedem irgendwie Verwandt😂

    • @nilswettlin2012
      @nilswettlin2012 4 роки тому

      @@hnk2460 Die Koenigin von England und die hohenzollern ist mit den prophet Muhammed verwandt

    • @hnk2460
      @hnk2460 4 роки тому

      @@nilswettlin2012 Toll

    • @Aml_07
      @Aml_07 4 роки тому +2

      You couldnt do it when you controlled France directly, what makes you think you can beat us now?

  • @M1aocat
    @M1aocat 5 років тому +18

    The running joke is, if the end of the world came, we brits would drop one on Paris for good old times sake....

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 років тому

      Says a lot more about you being a backstabbing rat than anything else.

    • @M1aocat
      @M1aocat 5 років тому

      Oof

    • @genericchannel1754
      @genericchannel1754 4 роки тому

      @@burgereagle9310 do you not know what a joke is?

  • @Real_Kelpo_Gaming111
    @Real_Kelpo_Gaming111 5 років тому +7

    Id this was to happen, Id say right up to before the big kahoona goes down, everyone on Earth would say
    “Ah fuck, the Brits and Baguettes are at it again...”

  • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
    @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому +9

    No matter who loses the least, a Nuclear war is ultimately going to be pointless.

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 5 років тому +3

      Pointlessness is the whole point of it.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому

      @@neilwilson5785 Good point.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 5 років тому

      No true, if the nuclear war doesn't have MAD, you can wipe your enemy off the map. permanently.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 років тому +1

      @@himedo1512 That's assuming they don't have the same idea.

    • @himedo1512
      @himedo1512 5 років тому

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 What? that doesn't even make sense. A U.S. vs U.K. nuclear war doesn't have MAD, but they sure as hell are firing nukes at each other.

  • @davec5153
    @davec5153 3 роки тому +12

    Take in to account that taking out London would be a plus for the rest of the UK.

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 3 роки тому +5

      Taking out Paris would be the best gift from the UK and the rest of France would be pleased.

    • @grahamtaylor6883
      @grahamtaylor6883 3 роки тому

      Lol, but true.

    • @SweetBrazyN
      @SweetBrazyN 3 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 3 роки тому

      forget london, nuking birmingham would be the best thing france has ever done for the UK

  • @bebased1785
    @bebased1785 3 роки тому +8

    There is no winner in such a war.

  • @l1mi13
    @l1mi13 4 роки тому +9

    France&UK, if you have this many nukes then please send help to Sweden instead.. please target all our bigger cities and the so called "especially exposed areas". We will be forever in debt, thank you.

  • @edwardedward3850
    @edwardedward3850 5 років тому +5

    "Who would win a nuclear war?"
    No one, its kind of the point.

  • @otterone
    @otterone 4 роки тому +4

    "Let's go back to our nuclear war" that's something you don't hear everyday

  • @icedem0n326
    @icedem0n326 5 років тому +21

    Comment section so salty.

  • @politirel2
    @politirel2 3 роки тому +6

    Oh and if you happen to live anywhere near these two countries when they have their nuclear war, you are going to have a pretty miserable time too.

  • @travistucker1033
    @travistucker1033 3 роки тому +8

    The hundred minutes war.

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 5 років тому +8

    "A French missile? Ooh La La!"

    • @test-qz4dq
      @test-qz4dq 5 років тому

      Le Grande Baguette du frappe icbm

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 3 роки тому +11

    i think there are parts of the UK and france that could be improved by a nuclear detonation, honestly

    • @kordellswoffer1520
      @kordellswoffer1520 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah london and Paris.

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 2 роки тому

      @@kordellswoffer1520 i was thinking more along the lines of sheffield but that works too

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- 2 роки тому

      Destruction of Paris for London could be the greatest deal in the history of deals

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 Рік тому

      ​@@x-a- No. It wouldn't just stay in London and Paris
      We all dead

    • @x-a-
      @x-a- Рік тому

      @@hannahdyson7129 We are all marching towards death, since the moment we were born.

  • @James-qj3ry
    @James-qj3ry 3 роки тому +12

    Love UK from France, will never come to a war, we are the west, strong together and too smart to fight each other's yet we love a bit of a banter but that's just 1000 years old love rivalry. ❤️

    • @martinrye712
      @martinrye712 3 роки тому

      Welll carry on with the recent behaviour of France and some of the other EU countries it might just happen all over again.there is real anger in the uk over the way france in particular are behaving after we left the EU.

    • @joeandrew391
      @joeandrew391 3 роки тому +8

      Ignore the other guy, much love from the UK. Ignoring current political angst, we'll always be there for eachother when push comes to shove ❤️

    • @vavabeille
      @vavabeille 3 роки тому +4

      ​@@martinrye712 Nobody forced you guys to leave the EU. Imagine having a large continental alliance and leaving it based on a fake claim written on a big red bus and blaming all others in the process because of one PM's incompetence. Yeah of course France isn't glad about it. The UK is just as arrogant as France, so really, you guys should stop acting like everyone's mad at you because that's precisely what's annoying people. Then again, this is politics, and I dare say most real-life people just don't care and are very glad to think we all are friends because, in the end, we have broadly the same goals.

  • @harryflashman8996
    @harryflashman8996 4 роки тому +18

    I stopped watching this channel a while ago and couldn’t remember why...
    Then I went into the comments section. Binkov has the worst audience imaginable

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @xanthuumnihyr5319
      @xanthuumnihyr5319 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly, it is quite frightening sometimes

    • @sickymicky36
      @sickymicky36 4 роки тому +1

      Although there is a lot of competition. To be fair though I think most of the commenters are under twelve. Or have the mental age of.

    • @ronnieharford3326
      @ronnieharford3326 3 роки тому

      Totally agree

  • @danirey425
    @danirey425 3 роки тому +7

    A year later and the comments section is still a cess pool😲.

  • @mitchfromtheinternet297
    @mitchfromtheinternet297 3 роки тому +10

    You have to admire the way France supports its own armed forces with locally procured equipment.

  • @test-qz4dq
    @test-qz4dq 5 років тому +9

    Next: *Australia vs. Emu*

    • @elbentos7803
      @elbentos7803 4 роки тому

      Emus, but with rabbits allies !

  • @plutoreturns9630
    @plutoreturns9630 5 років тому +5

    Manchester, UK.
    It's not often that in these videos the potential dead is referring to myself.

  • @emjizone
    @emjizone 11 місяців тому +5

    Note that French deterrence doctrine involves sending nuclear bombers *first*, as a *visible and cancelable ultimatum*, and not second after submarine strikes, which are not really designed to be canceled after launch.
    Not all nuclear bombers would be sent during this ultimatum phase, though.

    • @TheFrenchBaguettes
      @TheFrenchBaguettes 7 місяців тому +1

      True but in this case where it's a full nuclear war these weapons would be used like shown

    • @yberai
      @yberai 7 місяців тому

      false doctrine change with Chirac

    • @TheFrenchBaguettes
      @TheFrenchBaguettes 7 місяців тому

      @@yberai what's the false doctrine because one of France nuclear strategy is using a nuclear cruise missile as a warning shot

  • @acemccool4475
    @acemccool4475 5 років тому +9

    No one wins, we all die.

  • @JayJay5244
    @JayJay5244 3 роки тому +10

    Lol when the war over fishing rights escalates... 😂

  • @jordanmatchett182
    @jordanmatchett182 3 роки тому +6

    in any nuke battle no one will win in my eyes

  • @chico20m
    @chico20m 5 років тому +6

    At least this time they won't late 100 years to end the conflict.

  • @titidiz6343
    @titidiz6343 3 роки тому +35

    This will never happen.Respect from France, to our cousins, zee roast beef.

    • @anguswaterhouse9255
      @anguswaterhouse9255 3 роки тому

      Why do you call us that? Its not like roast beef is an english exclusive unlike frogs legs or snails which while not technically french exclusive jump straight to your mind when someone says "french food"

    • @h.richard7312
      @h.richard7312 3 роки тому

      @@anguswaterhouse9255 I believe it comes from ww1... UK soldier relied mostly on roast beef caned food... French soldiers saw that and Thus nicknamed them roast beef.
      This is the story I have heared

    • @anguswaterhouse9255
      @anguswaterhouse9255 3 роки тому

      @@h.richard7312 oh cool

  • @teamtoby0552
    @teamtoby0552 3 роки тому +14

    Support France, from the UK

    • @RealLewis
      @RealLewis 3 роки тому +2

      *There is 1 Impostor among us*

    • @teamtoby0552
      @teamtoby0552 3 роки тому

      @@RealLewis when the imposter is sus

    • @xenotypos
      @xenotypos 3 роки тому +3

      Support UK, from France. And don't forget Marseilles please, it's the worst city around here, even Paris is better.

    • @TheFrenchscot
      @TheFrenchscot 3 роки тому +1

      @@xenotypos En fait, de base la ville est pas si mal. C'est plutôt la population le problème, depuis 40 ans.... Et je suis marseillais.

  • @canadavatar
    @canadavatar 5 років тому +4

    Man, those two countries are eternal rivals since the dawn of their culture.

  • @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b
    @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b 3 роки тому +12

    I'm not British but as my county was an former colony of Britain i was hoping for the UK to win

    • @DoubleAAce
      @DoubleAAce 3 роки тому +5

      To be honest im french and i still think they would win.

    • @ash4583
      @ash4583 3 роки тому +2

      Where are you from?

    • @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b
      @gtgbrb.Chad.v1b 3 роки тому +2

      @@ash4583 south america

    • @ash4583
      @ash4583 3 роки тому +1

      @@gtgbrb.Chad.v1b nice

    • @Ronald-hx5ob
      @Ronald-hx5ob 3 роки тому

      But no one win's didn't you listen carefully?

  • @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle
    @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle 5 років тому +11

    Scotland and Northern Ireland are up there saying "hold on a minute, we are not English".

    • @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle
      @LemonLimeFizzleWizzle 5 років тому +8

      @AngloSaxon. Excuse me? "idiot"? I know they are the United Kingdom but they are still different countries. In a fictional nuclear war I was jokingly saying they would be like "wait a minute, we're out of here". By the way, nice manners, you must be so popular.

    • @dimachan200
      @dimachan200 5 років тому +1

      @@LemonLimeFizzleWizzle
      Don't argue with him. He is just too stupid to understand your joke.

    • @Moh-dn8dg
      @Moh-dn8dg 5 років тому +4

      Auld Alliance forever

    • @kingdomreturn304
      @kingdomreturn304 5 років тому +1

      @@dimachan200 Its what hes been programmed to say by Alexa 😆

    • @Moh-dn8dg
      @Moh-dn8dg 4 роки тому

      @AngloSaxon. Before england should to demand the us agreement x)

  • @spawnof200
    @spawnof200 5 років тому +6

    >nuclear war
    >win
    thats an oxymoron

  • @imbetterthanyouis
    @imbetterthanyouis 5 років тому +13

    this is easy , this is how this would actually go
    uk : good morning france
    france : we surrender ! ( eats cheese )

    • @joshuabrant3487
      @joshuabrant3487 5 років тому +2

      Yeah the French sure do surrender quickly. Its not like there was a conflict between England and France that lasted over a century or something haha. That would be craaaaazy.

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 5 років тому +2

      @@joshuabrant3487 It was a joke

    • @nikolehtonen3747
      @nikolehtonen3747 5 років тому

      @@leroiarouf1142 france does not have best military germany and poland has.

    • @trlacr1781
      @trlacr1781 5 років тому +1

      @@nikolehtonen3747 no. None of them have nuclear weapons, none of them have a semi-competent navy, France has the best military in europe. Look it up

    • @nikolehtonen3747
      @nikolehtonen3747 5 років тому

      @@trlacr1781 okey then why did france fall in 42days to the germans when france had almoust equal forces to germans poland hold both soviets and germans alone for 36 days and poland had smaller army and how about finland they lasted 100 days against soviet union and they forces had only ammunation for 2 weeks
      If you think that numbers are the way win wars then why did france lose to germany.

  • @kylepowell9751
    @kylepowell9751 5 років тому +10

    Let’s be honest both the uk and France could obliterate each other I don’t think anyone would win everone will die

  • @raresoancea8963
    @raresoancea8963 4 роки тому +13

    France: ~ 300
    UK: ~220-260
    China: ~210-270
    Note: We can't know the exact number.France has the most nuclear reactors from these 3, so France might have much more.Those numbers are a small part ,because no one tells it's real numbers.

    • @banger2998
      @banger2998 4 роки тому +2

      The scary part is 16 nukes is enough to cripple a large country like Russia

    • @maverickwildwolf3871
      @maverickwildwolf3871 4 роки тому

      @@crystxlzx6442 eu's nuke are american. Only france now have their own nuclear capability without an american officer saying no

    • @martialg9425
      @martialg9425 4 роки тому

      @@maverickwildwolf3871 good point there "UK bombs" are american made . they need US autorisation for launch
      national industry garanty your indepandance neither F35 or brexit do
      enjoy your chloro chiken dear pround english nationalist
      for all other english freinds love from france and be strong

    • @maverickwildwolf3871
      @maverickwildwolf3871 4 роки тому

      @@martialg9425 i was refering to germany, belgium etc... i'm not sure for the UK's nuke but if i recall it's american tech that was bought. So you only need have the brits that decide for a strike. Meanwhile germany can initiate a strike but if the american says no they can't engage any strike

    • @AldTar
      @AldTar 4 роки тому

      @@maverickwildwolf3871 Germany can't decide for a strike (just like Italy) because the nukes are in American bases and controlled directly by the Americans, the nukes are only in other countries.
      It would be interesting to see if an eventual war between the UK and France escalate in a USA+UK-EU war. What will happen to the American bases in Europe and the nuclear warheads in EU territory? Would them be deployed immediately after an attempt of the EU to conquer the bases? Would the US leave it to the Europeans to limit the deaths?

  • @MarkVrankovich
    @MarkVrankovich 5 років тому +6

    Please do Fiji verses Monaco, I hear tensions are ramping up...

  • @skamazbg5675
    @skamazbg5675 5 років тому +5

    Binkov your videos are great and all but it will be very cool if you make videos like 2 vs 2 or 2 little countries vs one big country.Like South Korea and Japan vs North Korea and China or Bulgaria and Greece vs Turkey.

  • @edwinstafford287
    @edwinstafford287 5 років тому +7

    Greetings Dr. Falken. A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
    DID HE STUTTER????

  • @ukeyaoitrash2618
    @ukeyaoitrash2618 5 років тому +12

    Can we play a nice game of chess instead?
    (while enjoying tea and a croissant)

  • @trekkienzl2862
    @trekkienzl2862 5 років тому +5

    "At the end of the war if there are two Americans and one Russian left alive, we win!"
    - Thomas S. Power

  • @AvroBellow
    @AvroBellow 4 роки тому +5

    It wouldn't matter. There would be zero survivors on both sides and I say this without having watched the video yet.

  • @HaydenLau.
    @HaydenLau. 5 років тому +8

    DEFCON 1
    PLAYER 1 LAUNCH DETECTED
    PLAYER 2 LAUNCH DETECTED
    LONDON HIT, 11.1M DEAD
    PARIS HIT, 11.5M DEAD
    VICTORY TIMER STARTED

  • @johnlewtas6833
    @johnlewtas6833 4 роки тому +10

    1337, swords and spears:
    hundred years war
    20XX, nuclear warheads:
    hundred seconds war

    • @benb6274
      @benb6274 4 роки тому

      I doubt nukes will ever be used in Europe proper, but if the french are so much more powerful than they were in WW2.....why are they still waving the white flag to germany when it comes to refugees, immigration, social unrest, and the value of the Euro? The EU was a noble experiment that failed uttlerly, and the UK is the only nation thus far that recognizes that. France "could" step forward as a force for influence and change for regional security, but they've regressed to the pre WW2 society of fops and victims who would rather sit back and sip their wine while foreign powers dictate their way of life. The difference is that this time, they have the power to stop it and actively choose not to. Sad.

    • @mikailaydenizteyukjk230
      @mikailaydenizteyukjk230 4 роки тому

      Underated...

    • @titi710
      @titi710 3 роки тому

      @@benb6274 what do you know about France that is actually accurate beside what you read on the news ?

  • @utubecorporatetroll
    @utubecorporatetroll 5 років тому +3

    [Robot Voice] The only winning move is not to play

  • @lancelotgros1009
    @lancelotgros1009 5 років тому +9

    France would not nuke Scotland

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 років тому

      Only England and Wales probably. They'd form resistance groups in Northern Ireland and Scotland to fight the suckling anglos.

    • @burgereagle9310
      @burgereagle9310 5 років тому +1

      @The Nova renaissance I can only picture you stuttering with a lazy eye with a comment like that.

    • @ronnieharford3326
      @ronnieharford3326 3 роки тому

      You’ll be first to go, where do you think most of the subs are based?

  • @davidthornthwaite2149
    @davidthornthwaite2149 5 років тому +6

    OK this premise is too silly, we'd both be smoking ruins and be irradiated by our own weapons!

  • @_rk553
    @_rk553 5 років тому +16

    Who would win a nuclear war?
    *Vault-Tec*

    • @tonymirarchi
      @tonymirarchi 5 років тому

      In a nuclear war the survivors are the loosers. The hospitals were destroyed because they were in the cities. Now you need to rebuild from the stone age while dealing with radiation related illnesses and injuries.

    • @jameslegrand848
      @jameslegrand848 5 років тому +1

      A BETTER FUTURE....
      UNDERGROUND 😁😁😁😁

  • @Itachi21x
    @Itachi21x 4 роки тому +4

    Germany: "Just according to Keikaku..."

    • @vlad8586
      @vlad8586 4 роки тому

      "Keikaku means cake"

  • @jamesricker3997
    @jamesricker3997 5 років тому +6

    Quick answer , neither

  • @kevinbourke1847
    @kevinbourke1847 5 років тому +10

    A nuclear brexit

  • @Danny-ss8il
    @Danny-ss8il 4 роки тому +11

    Gentle Brexit ❎
    Soft Brexit ❎
    Head Brexit❎
    Spicy Brexit✅

  • @appa609
    @appa609 5 років тому +4

    Pretty sure a mushroom cloud over London would blow to Paris in a day.

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 4 роки тому +8

    Nobody wins a nuke war

  • @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman
    @ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman 5 років тому +20

    GB, because they are already acustomed to living in a wasteland

  • @tonyclemens4213
    @tonyclemens4213 4 роки тому +5

    The only way to win is not to play.

    • @StoccTube
      @StoccTube 4 роки тому

      Tony Clemens too many 80s movies! The only way to win is target their vineyards... instant capitulation (the French have a history of instantly waving the 🏳 - the last time to protect Paris architecture).

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 роки тому +1

      @@StoccTube We'll just blockade your tea imports. You'll kill each other for the remainder supply 😀.

  • @Anderson21G
    @Anderson21G 5 років тому +2

    Wouldn't want the wind to change given how close in proximity the two countries are

  • @xxTheFlyingPigxx
    @xxTheFlyingPigxx 5 років тому +6

    Without watching the video, I'm gonna guess... no one? Because no one wins nuclear wars?

  • @turningpoint4238
    @turningpoint4238 5 років тому +5

    Well that would be MAD.