Trump Town Hall, Target, And Star Trek
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2023
- Kyle, Adam, Emma, and Travis from The Babylon Bee talk about Target’s targeting of children, the wild Trump Town Hall on CNN, and how to properly evaluate the Star Trek film canon. Tears of the Kingdom came out, Elon Musk talked to CNBC, and the Durham Report came out. Also, people still send hate mail to the Bee and King Nerd won the headline contest!
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People, I do not know who she is, but Emma needs to be protected at all costs. Truly a gem!!! She is definitely to star of this episode. So under-rated!
She's 🔥
Speaking of disappointing my parents, I’ve eaten cereal after supper and before bed for years. I also, on occasion, will wear my hat in the reverse order.
@@discobunny4eva759 I only do on occasion (tuck in my shirt)
Shame on you, (I do that too).
Raisin bran is GREAT before bedtime because it helps you poop in the morning
I've missed Emma!! She's the best!!
I have to mention that the weekly news segment never really made me laugh at first and it has just gotten so much better. Whatever you're doing Adam, keep it up!
Being a senior lady, why did I find the Martha Stewart, Sports Illustrated joke so funny? I'm a bad person.
Good podcast. Thanks for posting. Very enjoyable to listen to.
I like how Emma is just casually holding a bunch of MTG cards.
Where do I order my Marjorie Taylor Greene cards?
You know that Emma has an epic deck
Indeed! It gave me a good chortle! 😉
Emma is the kind of nerd you WISHED frequented your game store
No, He said he finished the wall that he requested funding for, in which he got, completed that portion, immigrants started coming through elsewhere, so he requested more funding to complete another section. He was very very careful in how he stated it, people just don't apparently have comprehension skills. He didn't lie about it, but he never said he was going to complete walls spanning the entire border either, that is what people had in their mind, but the reality is quite something different. TBF people jumped to conclusions without understanding the reality of how it works.
I never understood the point of the wall. millions of dollars and most people just over stay their visas and never cross illegally
@@benjaminwatt2436 yeah, and tbf it doesn't help these "sanctuary cities" make it nearly impossible to deport illegals, talking to customs it's all politics and bs according to them.
It use to be 40ish percent of people crossed the southern border. That's a significant minority. It's up about 200% now, so yeah I think a wall would have done something.
And still would
cereal for dessert is awesome, since a lot of it is just sugar mixed with puffed corn.
kids cereal is literrally dessert... looking at you CookieCrisp
Diabetes waiting to happen
"Her previous last name was spelled wrong for how it was pronounced" quote from Kyle MANN
Star Trek, The Motion Picture is loved by those who saw it in the theater at its first showing is because we had 17 years of a Star Trek Drought. We were wanting to see something other than the original series which we knew by heart.
Part of the result of that is that most of us do not accept anything but that original crew as cannon.
Canon
Ten years, not 17 (maybe the 17 was a typo). I saw TMP in its original run, and I love TNG, DS9, Voyager, Enterprise and (so far) Strange New Worlds -- and I loved season three of Picard.
Travis, thank you for saving us from the spiraling Target/Walmart conversation.
The best coffee I ever had was in the restaurant at the top of the mountain in Bogota Columbia. It was to David spring water die for.
I'm so glad that Star Trek movies got ranked. I liked Travis' ranking a lot. I think First Contact, Wrath of Kahn and Undiscovered country would be my top three, maybe not in that order. I also liked Nemesis when it came out, but was sad that it was the last entry into the real Star Trek movie group. I think the first Star Trek with Chris Pine is the only one of those that's very good, but the second wasn't too terrible...
I liked into darkness more than the 1st one, mainly because of Benedict Cumberbatchs version of Khan
I'd say Generations is very underrated
Why is Search for Spock so hated? I love that one. It's weird but so interesting and vivid.
Also, I agree with Adam: I love Final Frontier.
Lol I deliver groceries to Walmart in Florida is right. There are pallets everywhere! you should see the beck.. especially here in Florida these days
I'm in WalMart right now. They still sell guns here in Minnesota. I'm looking at em
Varies by State and even municipality. Three of the four of the Walmarts I've been to around KC have a gun section.
Why are you watching UA-cam there?
@@georgewagner7787 unlimited data means _unlimited_ and that's that!
The end was hilarious!
My ratings for Star Trek movies (Top 5) -
- ST2 “Wrath of Khan”;
- ST6 “The Undiscovered Country”;
- ST4 “The Voyage Home”;
- “Star Trek Nemesis” (from The Next Generation); &
- “Star Trek First Contact”.
I am upper income, and I love Walmart. Also They are great on keeping there store clean.
Emma is of course correct, Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek Film.
But this was my list:
1: ST II
2: ST VI
3: ST First Contact
4: ST IV
5: ST Generations
6: ST I
7: ST III
8: ST: Insurrection
9: ST: Nemesis
10: ST: Reboot (Chris Pine 2009)
11: ST: Into Darkness
12: ST V
13: ST: Beyond
Pft i love late night cereal and cold pizza in the morning. But I absolutely love breakfast for dinner 😂
Adam Yenser says he will be in Arizona in June
Me: Oh, I would buy tickets for that
(*Goes to Adam's site, and all the shows are NORTHERN Arizona, and I'm in Tucson, where I can see the Southern border from my house [hat tip Sarah Palin]*
Me: DIS_A_POINT_ED!
That's how i feel here in south Texas. I hear something I want to see is coming to Texas and its always Dallas or whatever, even San Antonio is 4 hours from me
@@benjaminwatt2436 Here it is a little different. All the major venues are in Phoenix or Tucson (P-Town is a 90 minute drive, I would do that). Northern Arizona is practically Utah, all smaller towns, but probably the audience that Adam is looking for than blue counties where I am from.
Adam must be blackmailing Kyle because he keeps interrupting him to talk about himself. Kyle being the editor and chief you think he would not stand for that so Adam must have some dirt on him
In the Super Mario Brothers Super Show opening, not once do they pronounce Mario the way that Mr. Yesner does. I don't mind different pronunciations of Mario, or other words for that matter, but I will not stand for his misinformation. Mr. Yesner is vindicated not because old commercials have the same pronunciation as him, but because it does not matter how you say Mario in the first place.
Is his name Travis or Trevor? I'm confused.
So are we. Let us know if you figure it out.
I just went to Target to get some mason jars…when I walked in I saw all the 🌈crap for little kids at the front of the store … I almost vomited right there
Now you can be interred at Border Wall Mart and be compelled to watch seasons of Saturday Night Live.
28:30 - “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing hoping for different results!!”
My favorite coffee depends on how many guns are trained onto the barista.
Kyle: A REAL man knows how to change his transmission filter. --Your Dad.
Serious question here. What's the significance of laughter whenever anything Christian is mentioned?
Not your average bear asking(prudence before pride)
Congress wouldn't give him any more money for the wall
I really miss Ethan, he was not expendable.
There are two ways that people cross the border. One is to sneak across and the other is to just show up at a checkpoint and claim asylum. Asylum used to be only for one border crossing. Now they are coming from Central America and even across the world and they still can qualify for asylum.
Why would you sneak across the border when you can just walk up to the checkpoint and be released and told to come back at a later date?
Asylum is a very real and serious thing. sure some may take advantage, but Central America is one of the worst places to live in, in the world. i'm happy for everyone of them who gets out
International Law on Asylum says that those seeking asylum have to…
1) Have a well-founded fear of being persecuted by their government for their race, ethnicity, creed, political beliefs or sexuality; and
2) Have to apply for asylum at the first reasonably safe country you arrive in.
The Media interviewed a woman from Ghana who said she was afraid of her husband. Per International Law, we should fly her back to one of the countries bordering Ghana.
@@TraditionalAnglican I just hope she's safe and if my tax dollars go to helping people in danger than that makes me very happy
@27:45 Yes, Emma, we already knew this.
Thank heavens Nemesis was given a number two by someone. It's my favorite! I don't care. It's so crazy.
Yay an episode without an interview for me to skip
I’d totally say my favorite startrek is halo reach just to mess with people
who's your favorite star trek driod? I like R2D2
@@benjaminwatt2436 definitely Mecha Godzilla version 3 (kiryu)
where is the cheapest place to bye Tears of the kingdoom?
Peanut butter M&Ms? You have a lifelong fan now!
It's the cost of doing business in babylon!
52:45 - Star Trek VI, "Shakespearean??" In Hamlet's "To be or not to be" soliloquy, death is the undiscovered country, "from whose bourne no traveler hath returned." When Plummer toasts, "To peace: the undiscovered country!" I about puked! As much as Star Trek had always been Shakespearean, to hear that was nothing less than a travesty!
I think Trump was saying he built everywhere that he was allowed to. If giving time he could of built in new areas that he wasn't allowed to build. FTR returned to Mexico was kind of a wall as well!!! It told illegals if your not a true asylum candidate don't come because you will have to wait in Mexico but will be forced to go back when your claims are denied.
As long as there's no game corner it's all good. Lol
Totally with Adam on First Contact. I love that movie! I think it's because they are going against nearly impossible odds. Of course, it also has Neal McDonough, who has done Christian stuff as well.
But I don't see how Travis can hate Into Darkness (the reboot Wrath of Khan), but love Nemesis (TNG Wrath of Khan).
Yes Neal is a Christian.
Target does not sell Christian items.
The worst Star Trek movies are the newer ones with Chris Pine, then Nemesis, Star Trek Motion Picture, Star Trek IV. The best are Star Trek II, Star Trek III. I'm not sure how to rank the rest.
I'm guessing you guys had not yet gotten news of Tim Keller's death yet?
"damn it Jim, i'm a doctor not a, your message here.
I stopped shopping at Target. Silly store
I just had my oil changed at Walmart this week. Top tier oil change is about $55.
Also, the gun sales depends on state laws, I believe.
Oddly enough, I am in WA state, not exactly a conservative stronghold, and our Walmart sells guns and ammo.
And for the lady, Target is also locking up merchandise, but again, it depends on location.
I am in a rural area, so we haven't gone completely batcrap crazy.....yet.
You guys should look into CVS stocking sex toys next to the children's toys.
Satanic/New Age, merchandise was a surprise to me at TJ Max and Ross. not just horoscope shirts, but Tarrot cards in the kids area and "Healing/energy" crystals.
"I ask you, what is the definition of insanity?"
An adult human female?
No wait, wrong bit.
DS9 should have got some movies......
The frozen food is locked up at cvs. And the candy
Isn’t Salty Cracker another UA-camr?
Adam "ARE there any economic data..." You, Sir are WINNER of today's GRAMMARNAZI GOLD STAR!
Are you my soul mate hahaha I was wondering if anyone else appreciated that!😁
@@sarahbarra3501 THANK YOU, my dear!
They still sell guns in Walmart at least in Arizona and Texas.
Beam me up Scotti
"I think he said 'The Sherriff is NEAR!' "
99 or
@24:00 - According to the townhall, Trump said he finished 100 miles of new wall. She said it was only 52 miles of new wall. He said he finished the whole 100 miles. Not sure why you didn't get that if you've been listening to it all week. Similarly, I'm not sure why I should listen to people who fail so hard at listening, themselves.
Please, take your ball and go home.
@Leith Sapitan - Thanks for acting just like the left - excusing stupidity with cheap deflections. How pathetic and completely expected from conservatives, the progressives driving the speedlimit.
Samaritan Ministries = pay what you can?
The Target, gender neutral bathrooms are not "cleaner"
true the bathrooms in my target are nasty
Same in West Hollywood, but they’re not gender neutral…
No, you can't pretend they aren't hideous!
Ok , #1startrek 2 wrath of khan, #2 4 the voyage home,
#3 6 undiscovered country
I will NEVER NOT love the "Moktar Chant Of Strength"
When you say there is 10% off Bud Light does that mean they are paying you to drink it now? I'll drink it as a job but I don't want to become a woman!
Lgbt/democrats should be arrested for the crime of "Corrupting a Minor." It's a real crime that they are committing with pushing sex/images to kids. Its illegal. Call the police and show them that Law. They have to enforce it.
You can buy guns at Walmart in Arkansas.
It's a good thing y'all are geniuses 'cause this podcast is extremely boring... AND the audio engineer 😂...mic awareness level 🤣😨🙏 prayers up 🙏🙏🙏
Star Trek films for me are 2,6,4,8,5,3 and 7 at a push I don’t really care about 1,9,10 and the jj/bad robot timeline aren’t Star Trek so don’t even bring them up with me
Space Force is a greater disappointment than I am to my parents
Lol they don't know salty cracker.
Generations is the worst Star Wars movie. Until the modern ones.
Nice Star Trek love (and Galaxy Quest!). But I hope you were just joking about women talking more than men...a trope completely made up by James Dobson and quoted in marriage books and seminars ever since. The real studies are in, and there is no statistically significant difference between how much men and women talk. Even if you were joking, it's sad how many people are convinced that women "talk too much." I'm fairly quiet, and my brother can talk the hind leg off a mule. (He's a preacher and an RV salesman--go figure.) But in all seriousness, men and women are convinced of this garbage in church circles and it sets them up for terrible relationships.
Great, Germans...
Last time I went into target there were pictures of Trans boys in the girls department so yeah I'm done with that.....
Adam, stop your lyin on Trump about the wall.
So much time wasted on ranking star whatever movies
You don't know who Salty Cracker is?! SHAME
ATTENTION EVERYONE....stop using the happy word for homosexuals...thank u
How many Narsils are IN that room, anyway?
EMMA DAGGER! FIERCE! Feirce? I dunno...
You ALL lie! Salty Cracker is the heathen we ALL thank God for, and watch his conversion with JOY!
No charisma on this show. Bad.