Colts Dating Again And It's Embarrassing For Everyone

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  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  3 роки тому +4641

    HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ShaneChandler87
      @ShaneChandler87 3 роки тому +63

      Welcome to my secret lair, Colt.

    • @earthto.tabitha
      @earthto.tabitha 3 роки тому +30

      uhm not y’all calling us out for using dating apps 😂😂😂😭

    • @XMOHXdisorder
      @XMOHXdisorder 3 роки тому +24

      While reading this i already hear it in her laugh... I feel like this will be stuck in my head for a while....

    • @jeffsadowski9244
      @jeffsadowski9244 3 роки тому +21

      So you see that's where the trouble began.
      That laugh.
      That damned laugh.

    • @puppynessa
      @puppynessa 3 роки тому +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ChibiHelloween
    @ChibiHelloween 3 роки тому +4990

    "I´m 35, unemployed, divorced, have 6 cats & live with my mother"
    Damn Colt, leave some for the rest of us

    • @lunaballuna
      @lunaballuna 3 роки тому +160

      As someone with 15 pet rats who I rescued, I somewhat get it. But then again, I'm also married, successfully, and don't live with my mom...so...yeah.

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 3 роки тому +116

      @@lunaballuna People that have the heart to rescue animals are the best.

    • @lovelyqt99
      @lovelyqt99 3 роки тому +5

      lmao 😩😂😂

    • @ladysarcasm6226
      @ladysarcasm6226 3 роки тому +21

      I have to appreciate the honesty 😂

    • @tehmudjinkhan2207
      @tehmudjinkhan2207 3 роки тому +74

      Shit, I just realized Im half a colt. Gotta get a job and start going to the gym. Thanks, colt, for the reversed inspiration.

  • @pcbassoon3892
    @pcbassoon3892 3 роки тому +3291

    Lol that girl's interview. She switched to Spanish she was so passionate about how much she hated him. Lol

    • @digitalgloop12
      @digitalgloop12 3 роки тому +266

      The way she was within earshot of him tho lmaoo! That was so wild!

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 3 роки тому +253

      @@digitalgloop12 The fact the producer couldn't hold back her laughter right in Colt's face that she was tearing him to shreds over there... *Brittany laugh*

    • @kulebra2990
      @kulebra2990 3 роки тому +9

      We do this a lot 😂😂

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 3 роки тому +71

      @@digitalgloop12 oh and she knew too, that’s what made it a little bit funnier for me 💀💀 and for the Spanish to pop out, that was just the icing on the cake. I love it when she brought that out, the passionate anger was amazing

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 3 роки тому +29

      She should have asked the crew for a megaphone 📣

  • @killjoy3724
    @killjoy3724 3 роки тому +1527

    Colt: “I can’t be alone I’m my own worst enemy”
    That literally means you’re not emotionally developed enough for a relationship what

    • @crownyvalentine5200
      @crownyvalentine5200 3 роки тому +84

      Thats very true. You'd need to build yourself and know yourself before a relationship instead of getting into a relationship expecting the partner should be taking care of you and your problems and deal with them. You need to love yourself and be okay with being alone with yourself in peace before getting into one.

    • @cniknik9863
      @cniknik9863 3 роки тому +7

      Couldn't say it better myself.

    • @marissabrooke4261
      @marissabrooke4261 3 роки тому +20

      Aka he needs someone to replace mommy

    • @allclassallthetime4739
      @allclassallthetime4739 2 роки тому +1

      sure, you're absolutely right, if coltee can't even hang with the lady and debate anything, he probably has very little to talk about in a given situation and still sees women as a toy to get off on

  • @lydiar3588
    @lydiar3588 3 роки тому +2005

    Debbie literally makes Colt all his meals and he has the audacity to say "I take care of my mom" like dudeeeeeee

    • @rcsutton8083
      @rcsutton8083 3 роки тому +47

      How else he gonna say it? I mooch off my mother and I’m kind of a loser, with no personality lol.

    • @nadirimyers6643
      @nadirimyers6643 3 роки тому +14

      The woman does his laundry

    • @Lilliz91
      @Lilliz91 3 роки тому +3

      Well I think he brings the money to the house.

    • @emilyjoann
      @emilyjoann 3 роки тому +19

      @@Lilliz91 until he became unemployed 😂

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 3 роки тому +17

      @@nadirimyers6643 my mom didn’t even do my laundry when I was 12 years old, this dude needs to learn some responsibility

  • @Hamlet12341
    @Hamlet12341 3 роки тому +2459

    Colt and Ed need to have a show called “The Vile Life” they can say stuff like “nice guys finish last” while actually being extremely creepy, controlling, and all about themselves. How either them have ever got a date is beyond me.

    • @duck-ew5zs
      @duck-ew5zs 3 роки тому +135

      And they end up together in the series finale. What a pitch.

    • @jfromtheburgh5643
      @jfromtheburgh5643 3 роки тому +13

      They’re on a tv show that’s how ha

    • @les2681
      @les2681 3 роки тому +16

      @@duck-ew5zs I'd pay to watch that. 😂😂

    • @irlcinderella
      @irlcinderella 3 роки тому +24

      Bring Brandon along

    • @deborahmarina2514
      @deborahmarina2514 3 роки тому +31

      Maybe Garrick could be a regular guest too

  • @spit_milk
    @spit_milk 3 роки тому +2255

    I appreciate that Colt was obviously intimidated by Brittany's confidence. He wasn't ready for somebody smarter than him. He was expecting her to sit there like a blowup doll and she was like, "HAHAHAHAHA".

    • @ConcordDown
      @ConcordDown 3 роки тому +50

      Haha, so true! But Colt can't even read the situation thinking he's on the top.

    • @walls_of_skulls6061
      @walls_of_skulls6061 3 роки тому +9

      If she was a guy she’d laugh like Gannondorf from OoT

    • @junkaccount2535
      @junkaccount2535 3 роки тому +11

      Hell no I've known hot teachers which were much smarter than me at my university-would've hit on ASAP if they weren't in a position of power over me. But that laugh... You could be young Kate Upton and I'd still have to say no (for a long term relationship anyway, Colt's stupid for not hitting it).
      EDIT: then again the bar is so low to be above Colt on the social hierarchy that it makes sense even a pornstar is smarter than him. She's ducking hilarious though.

    • @RoseyVamp
      @RoseyVamp 3 роки тому

      I’m pretty sure she’s not that smart. Maybe, I try not to judge. But I’d guess her money comes from either her p*rn work OR a sugar daddy long gone 😬

    • @delaineyturner1389
      @delaineyturner1389 2 роки тому +20

      @@RoseyVamp that doesn’t mean she’s not smart if she does p*rn what… the ignorance

  • @Luvutoo
    @Luvutoo 3 роки тому +6205

    Man literally gave all reasons not to date him right off the bat like it’s impressive

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr lmao😭

    • @choloscience
      @choloscience 3 роки тому +82

      Some girls love red flags they collect em like Pokémon

    • @c1rcl3s
      @c1rcl3s 3 роки тому +5

      I do this too

    • @RobinLundqvist
      @RobinLundqvist 3 роки тому +24

      maybe that’s how everyone should be dating

    • @paulyshore1942
      @paulyshore1942 3 роки тому +6

      He was trying to make it funny

  • @moyo6606
    @moyo6606 3 роки тому +1780

    That woman laughs like she's going to eat him like a black widow spider later. I love it.

    • @captainblacksand8484
      @captainblacksand8484 3 роки тому +100

      She was fantastic! So multi-faceted! Kick Colt off your network and give homegirl a show, TLC!

    • @jenniferstuart1473
      @jenniferstuart1473 3 роки тому +5

      Was hoping? ......lol

    • @jenniferstuart1473
      @jenniferstuart1473 3 роки тому +4

      Red dot on her thorax..........?

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 3 роки тому +13

      Strong and trashy? I totally love her.

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 3 роки тому +9

      Hope she won't.. will probably make her stomach sick 😆

  • @yotuba9493
    @yotuba9493 3 роки тому +1563

    Brittany deserves her own show she's ACTUALLY interesting

  • @the_duck0491
    @the_duck0491 3 роки тому +3481

    I adore how he seems so afraid of her after she talks about her interests and her own level of intelligence and education. Man really thought that hot women can’t be intellectual or successful. Also, leading with the fact that you don’t have a job and live with your mother is a real great way to get a girlfriend.

    • @redberry8386
      @redberry8386 3 роки тому +189

      Exactlyyy it was nice to see this man FINALLY get down from his lil cloud cuz he had a smart woman right in front of him. And she's so straight-forward that it upt him so ill-at-ease, it was amazinnng. All he could do was complain about her laugh and he did cuz he had nothing else to say

    • @339blaster
      @339blaster 3 роки тому +26

      did he lose his job? I remember him having an office job before his first appearance on "TV"

    • @redberry8386
      @redberry8386 3 роки тому +27

      @@339blaster well he did say in the speed dating that he was unemployed, so Idk

    • @machshfive
      @machshfive 3 роки тому +56

      This and probably realized she's too smart for him to try and control and manipulate.

    • @patrickf4462
      @patrickf4462 3 роки тому +5

      i dont think he found the woman he said that to attractive. so he was shooting himself in the leg on purpose

  • @lupusmalum6103
    @lupusmalum6103 3 роки тому +3712

    Colt found an adult film actress more sexually driven and strong and he literally can't deal with it and it's amazing

    • @nutsandbolts1264
      @nutsandbolts1264 3 роки тому +190

      Like just because she spreads her legs to the TV doesn't mean she will to him, and the guys she gets at work also look independent and strong too

    • @Dmacxxx77
      @Dmacxxx77 3 роки тому +191

      Colt wouldn’t know what to do with her. He doesn’t even know what to do with any woman besides his mother doing everything for him. I don’t think Brittney is the type of woman that will do his laundry and shit.

    • @Sprizys
      @Sprizys 3 роки тому +104

      And she's actually really smart

    • @buckwarp1475
      @buckwarp1475 3 роки тому +30

      @@nutsandbolts1264 not all guys, she s got a strapon collection if you know what i mean

    • @kimsutton1671
      @kimsutton1671 3 роки тому +8

      @@buckwarp1475 shit, really?

  • @randybobandy4000
    @randybobandy4000 3 роки тому +514

    "I would not date Colt...at all"
    ...brutality

  • @micromoron
    @micromoron 3 роки тому +1177

    Colt really said 'Hot women can't be smart' with that reaction to her talking about physics. 😂

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 3 роки тому +53

      He realised he's way behind 😂😂

    • @GroteGlon
      @GroteGlon 3 роки тому +27

      tbh I didn't expect her to be into tech and physics and stuff when I First saw her. It's really cool tho, she seemed smart.

    • @micromoron
      @micromoron 3 роки тому +39

      @@GroteGlon tbf I would be shocked if ANYONE said that, but I think because I have a deep seeded hatred for Colt, his face and reaction just read "Hot girl smart?? Huh?"

    • @nameuser1
      @nameuser1 3 роки тому +11

      She didn't talk about physics tho, she just named a few areas of physics and that's it. a literal 5th grader knows those.

    • @GroteGlon
      @GroteGlon 3 роки тому +47

      @@nameuser1 who hurt you

  • @felixfiredancer
    @felixfiredancer 3 роки тому +1464

    I love how they interview the pornstar and she's like here's all my super legit interests and shit and he's like oh no she's smarter than I am

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 3 роки тому +27

      HAHAHAHAAAA!

    • @ChanceTM
      @ChanceTM 3 роки тому +10

      EXACTLY!! 😎

    • @randybobandy4000
      @randybobandy4000 3 роки тому +34

      Seriously...thats where the attraction ended for him; and where it would make most normal people more attracted to her 😂...Just shows how insecure he is lol

  • @factsheet4930
    @factsheet4930 3 роки тому +676

    2:37
    Date: Ah, so you're an ass man?
    Colt: Nah I'm actually a trash man.

  • @gerbbabycare3771
    @gerbbabycare3771 3 роки тому +1057

    "I'm 35, unemployed, divorced.... I've got six cats....aaaaand I live with my mom."
    Careful dude, you flex that hard you'll pull a muscle

    • @purplelovr1375
      @purplelovr1375 3 роки тому +6

      Literally

    • @annika.3097
      @annika.3097 3 роки тому +18

      You can't pull what you don't have

    • @shahimagesyt
      @shahimagesyt 3 роки тому +3

      @@annika.3097 facts

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 2 роки тому

      I thought he had a job. As a soft ware engineer. Oh is that a lie?

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 Рік тому

      In another timeline, the police have apprehended the killer. He's 35, unemployed, divorced, has 6 cats and lived with his mother.

  • @victoriousf.i.g.3311
    @victoriousf.i.g.3311 3 роки тому +866

    Colt: "Drink too much, eat too much, I'm my own worst enemy"
    Everyone: "If he dies, he dies"

    • @Sophassofa
      @Sophassofa 3 роки тому +12

      ‘Drink too much’ yet he did not take one sip from that drink 😭

  • @skchabauzinha7118
    @skchabauzinha7118 3 роки тому +547

    I'm kinda crushing on her a little here, she's very cool, very charismatic, she's got the body and the brains and the LAUGH, she seems just like a genuinely nice person!

  • @RhiannonSmudge
    @RhiannonSmudge 3 роки тому +723

    That lady needs a series of her own, she absolutely stole the show for this video
    you go girl, find a man who will love and respect you and never make you change

    • @SpaceMango
      @SpaceMango 3 роки тому +4

      I love her!!

    • @broncofan99
      @broncofan99 3 роки тому +3

      She’s awesome :)

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 2 роки тому +2

      She's too normal for TLC to milk any money outta her

  • @ajdazagar5398
    @ajdazagar5398 3 роки тому +872

    There's a difference between "my mom is living with me" and "i live with my mom" 😂

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 3 роки тому +41

      And that's exactly why he said it that way, he's so manipulative it's sickening

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 2 роки тому

      @Zachary Sheffield That's on them for being horny

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 2 роки тому +2

      I was wondering thinking the same thing. My momma and I live together. Coltie lives with his mommy.

  • @84goat28
    @84goat28 3 роки тому +86

    Colt saying " I'm unemployed, live with my mom, I have 6 cats and I'm single" wonders why girls aren't attracted to him.

    • @beardedentity
      @beardedentity 3 роки тому +2

      Except Colt is getting girls left and right, dude. He even caught cheating multiple times.

  • @coach9313
    @coach9313 3 роки тому +2593

    She's 47, incredibly intelligent, has a nice house, and looks like THAT?!? Colt is living my fantasy😭

    • @Sunnylucy
      @Sunnylucy 3 роки тому +318

      He doesn't deserve her.. 😔 she could do a million times better

    • @zebruh2794
      @zebruh2794 3 роки тому +13

      Nah, he is dating nanny Fran Fine

    • @grxsstea
      @grxsstea 3 роки тому +70

      @@zebruh2794 ayyo don’t bring Fran into this ✋

    • @zebruh2794
      @zebruh2794 3 роки тому +23

      @@grxsstea sorry but her laugh just reminds of Fran

    • @carriesims9325
      @carriesims9325 3 роки тому +61

      Yall are really gassing tf out of her. So much exaggeration. Shes a regular up in age blonde wrinkly cougar, nothing new

  • @Qvassy
    @Qvassy 3 роки тому +836

    Colt isn’t dating anyone, he’s already married to his mom 😂

    • @stephsteph47
      @stephsteph47 3 роки тому +6

      It’s an open marriage.

    • @animus_vox_a
      @animus_vox_a 3 роки тому +4

      @@stephsteph47 Nah, dude's straight up cheating

    • @sanfudu
      @sanfudu 3 роки тому

      Cringe AF lol

    • @aldamiras5114
      @aldamiras5114 3 роки тому

      SWEEEET HOME ALABAMAA

  • @XScarlyX
    @XScarlyX 3 роки тому +385

    I feel like she got paid to play with him and give him a bit of his own medicine. She seems pretty cool not going to lie lol

    • @anitat9727
      @anitat9727 2 роки тому +5

      She could have done it for publicity. She's hilarious tho.

  • @Freyjinn
    @Freyjinn 3 роки тому +5975

    I love her so much loll, she stole the show

    • @poppyseed5270
      @poppyseed5270 3 роки тому +184

      They need to give her a show, her life sounds fascinating

    • @realanimalshorts
      @realanimalshorts 3 роки тому +4

      HEY FREY!!!!

    • @thefool2618
      @thefool2618 3 роки тому +12

      Fr. A beacon of genuineness in the murky waters

    • @Raethiance
      @Raethiance 3 роки тому +37

      Literallyyyy omg she was fantastic

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 3 роки тому +70

      I could listen to her laughing for hours, she's so contagious I'm still giggling lmao, my belly's hurting 😂

  • @jocelynpascoe2795
    @jocelynpascoe2795 3 роки тому +545

    “Having 6 cats is weird”
    Me looking at my 17 geckos: 👁👄👁

    • @leggi_bois4eva
      @leggi_bois4eva 3 роки тому +27

      I have 10 tarantulas 👁👄👁

    • @Cynararose
      @Cynararose 3 роки тому +27

      I have 9 rescue cats don’t feel bad.

    • @Chinandergans
      @Chinandergans 3 роки тому +40

      Me and my 35+ house plants: 👁👄👁

    • @katiesumpter1227
      @katiesumpter1227 3 роки тому +15

      1 cat, a turtle, 16 fish, ??? Shrimp, ??? Snails.

    • @tecumsehzacateco8798
      @tecumsehzacateco8798 3 роки тому +35

      Me with my herd of 77 goats 😳

  • @daniplaysoneasy-9454
    @daniplaysoneasy-9454 3 роки тому +76

    The more she laughs though the more I find it endearing, like Kitty on 70s show 🤣

  • @troubled_envy
    @troubled_envy 3 роки тому +519

    Knowing what kind of person Cole is it's odd to see him feeling like he is being violated in the hot tub

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 3 роки тому +97

      He’s intimidated by a woman who’s confident

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 3 роки тому +18

      @@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Yes but I feel like that's what he wants and needs regardless since he's used to having his mom boss him around.

    • @GDBUNIT
      @GDBUNIT 3 роки тому +7

      He only likes the shy and unconfident ones.. like children.

  • @Meangirl22
    @Meangirl22 3 роки тому +141

    The lady from Las Vegas with the Magenta hair (who he was HOPING was “foreign”) 🤣 was a GOLDEN moment !!she saw right thru him in one look 👏🏻

    • @secretiveraven9547
      @secretiveraven9547 3 роки тому +9

      You’ve gotta admire how quick and how hard she called him out on everything. We need more!

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 3 роки тому +5

      Her making fun of him with him in earshot for being 35 and still at home had me dying

  • @EmiL_from_NieR
    @EmiL_from_NieR 3 роки тому +275

    It’s hilarious how intimidated Colt is by Brittany’s intelligence/confidence. She’s beautiful, funny, smart, and that hair is amazing. A blonde like that is hard to maintain and look healthy. I want to be as confident as her one day. 😁

    • @sempronia6
      @sempronia6 2 роки тому +10

      I agree with most of what you said, and I don't want to sound rude, but, it's not likely that all of her hair is real. I don't mean anything bad by that, but it's very obviously not all naturally hers.

    • @Solitude1990
      @Solitude1990 2 роки тому +3

      Like previously said, her hair isn’t real and you can tell

  • @nitsuj3117
    @nitsuj3117 3 роки тому +447

    Her: "you're an ass man?"
    Colt: *cringe*
    A lot of us internally: "HELLLLLL YAAAAA I AM"

    • @espectrodemiel
      @espectrodemiel 3 роки тому

      HELL YEAH I AM, MY DUDE.

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 3 роки тому +7

      Men with even a basic level of social intelligence: work that line to your advantage
      Colt: make a disgusted face like it isn't true

    • @VeneficaDelirium
      @VeneficaDelirium 3 роки тому

      *height or hairline

  • @amandajohnson2509
    @amandajohnson2509 3 роки тому +2325

    Can we all agree that regardless of the profession and her hilarious laugh, she’s actually very beautiful. Side profile= gorgeous. Beautiful brain, snatched and all. AND SHE INDEPENDENT??? DAMN

    • @LaceTheArtist
      @LaceTheArtist 3 роки тому +199

      Literally!! Her laugh is actually kinda cute too lol At least in my opinion

    • @DanielleVlog365
      @DanielleVlog365 3 роки тому +83

      I'm actually so envious, lol

    • @CAMI9023
      @CAMI9023 3 роки тому +170

      she seems so fun to be around lmao

    • @buckwarp1475
      @buckwarp1475 3 роки тому +18

      she s 47

    • @LaceTheArtist
      @LaceTheArtist 3 роки тому +135

      @@buckwarp1475 I’m a 22 year old lesbian and tend to like older women so 🤷🏻‍♀️ Women are still attractive despite being older 😌

  • @treykeele2186
    @treykeele2186 3 роки тому +55

    "I'm pretty much my worst enemy"
    Well hell at least he's self-aware.

  • @jetjaguar4285
    @jetjaguar4285 3 роки тому +424

    Show pitch: Colt and Big Ed are room mates. That’s it, the cringe will be organic!

    • @MauOfTheDead
      @MauOfTheDead 3 роки тому +2

      underrated

    • @malainakarpinski9499
      @malainakarpinski9499 3 роки тому +5

      How would Debbie cope?

    • @rinduck6003
      @rinduck6003 3 роки тому +6

      Roommates to lovers 😫

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 3 роки тому +3

      @@malainakarpinski9499 She lives with them and probably sleeps in the same bed as colt because there's only 2 beds in the house

    • @GDBUNIT
      @GDBUNIT 3 роки тому

      Coles next TV debut: To Catch A Predator

  • @triplehelix1872
    @triplehelix1872 3 роки тому +986

    We need to get Colt banned from EVERY dating app, stay with your mom

    • @johnnyholmes8840
      @johnnyholmes8840 3 роки тому +4

      This is kinda old, he is with that girl that was already living at his moms house now. I am pretty sure they are engaged.

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 3 роки тому +1

      I feel like there are deceptive people on every dating app.

    • @mentalpopcorn2304
      @mentalpopcorn2304 3 роки тому +6

      @@syrialak101 there are deceptive people everywhere, dating apps or otherwise

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 3 роки тому +3

      There's got to be a country where he can go marry Debbie. That's his true dream woman.

    • @ellad4504
      @ellad4504 3 роки тому +5

      @@feraltaco4783 he doesn’t even have to leave the country. That’s what Utah is for

  • @nicoleparker1189
    @nicoleparker1189 3 роки тому +141

    He probably asked for scotch to be like a big boy but couldnt handle it so he just sniffed it and it burned his little nostrils lol

  • @dandiaz9752
    @dandiaz9752 3 роки тому +657

    Plot twist she doesn't actually laugh like that she's trolling the entire time

    • @aiyana5372
      @aiyana5372 3 роки тому +40

      queen behavior if so 😌

    • @Ivillam_Uendosi
      @Ivillam_Uendosi 3 роки тому +30

      u know wot? people in porn got nerves of steel and a lot of patience, so i'd argue the chance is real. XD

  • @monkeynumbernine
    @monkeynumbernine 3 роки тому +673

    This is Colt's problem:
    He is suuuper intimidated by the porn star, and he thinks his unit is too small.

    • @AlexandraG_
      @AlexandraG_ 3 роки тому +23

      Lol he fronts like he's a 🍆 but we all know he's a 🥜

    • @CarolWS004
      @CarolWS004 3 роки тому +17

      He KNOWS his unit is too small. I saw the pic he sent out. I still can’t get that awful picture out of my head! All balls and no action! That porn star would have said where is it!!

    • @AlexandraG_
      @AlexandraG_ 3 роки тому +27

      @@CarolWS004 lmao yuck! I don't understand why he is so conceded being he has no attractive qualities in ANY department, he's lucky the porn star wanted some air time or he would've never had the pleasure of her trying to lick him lol. He's darn lucky any of the girls he's "dated" even gave him a chance. He legitimately repulses me, im sure every women agrees.

    • @monkpool
      @monkpool 3 роки тому +5

      Because his exes pointed that out

    • @CarolWS004
      @CarolWS004 3 роки тому +5

      @@AlexandraG_ He definitely repulses me!!

  • @Jake2O9
    @Jake2O9 3 роки тому +66

    A open minded woman honestly is perfect. I'll take her out of your hands colt

    • @kaimojepaslt
      @kaimojepaslt 3 роки тому

      aint pornstars cool yo?

    • @aboveall9521
      @aboveall9521 2 роки тому +2

      @Rinka Anarchy bo it does not. all that means is you are not capable of dating one :)

  • @TheGameSalmon
    @TheGameSalmon 3 роки тому +2107

    No one:
    Brittany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @heathbennett6219
    @heathbennett6219 3 роки тому +184

    Have that girl come on the show, her laughing with buff pro would be hilarious

  • @jamistache4148
    @jamistache4148 3 роки тому +51

    his expression is always hovering somewhere between uncomfortable and judging o.O

  • @psuedo_levi
    @psuedo_levi 3 роки тому +377

    I swear, Colt doesn't salt his food because he thinks it's "too spicy" ✋😭

    • @Guus115
      @Guus115 3 роки тому +29

      Even milk is spicy to him

    • @ZitaM242
      @ZitaM242 3 роки тому +10

      And no black pepper

    • @johnnyholmes8840
      @johnnyholmes8840 3 роки тому +15

      Flour is too spicy for colte

    • @skrt_cobain95
      @skrt_cobain95 3 роки тому +15

      Whole wheat sandwich mom?? Come on, you know I don't eat spicy foods smh

    • @karlitaaaaa
      @karlitaaaaa 3 роки тому +1

      Your username is making me hungry😭😭😭

  • @trishawilliams52
    @trishawilliams52 3 роки тому +227

    He was soooo intimidated by her, it was amazing to see him so awkward and uncomfortable 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oops_dot_jpeg
    @oops_dot_jpeg 2 роки тому +20

    I love the "you're an ass man" girl. She has such a fun personality. 😹💕

  • @EmilyBekanich
    @EmilyBekanich 3 роки тому +318

    He hovered around that glass so long- it’s like his mouth was constantly searching for a straw that wasn’t there

  • @kanashiyume1832
    @kanashiyume1832 3 роки тому +219

    Colt is such a “nice guy” it makes me physically uncomfortable, I hope whatever girl who ends up with him realizes and gets out of there as fast as possible.

  • @l.j.1417
    @l.j.1417 3 роки тому +67

    My mom always told me that having more than 3 pets means you have social anxiety issues. Then again she once had 9 cats in her house for over a year so...

    • @crownyvalentine5200
      @crownyvalentine5200 3 роки тому +7

      My guess is she did have social anxiety issues and is saying that because of her experience? But damn, 9 cats. Dats alotta cats to take care of..

    • @oklanime
      @oklanime 3 роки тому +1

      She just knew from first hand experience

    • @sugarshannie623
      @sugarshannie623 3 роки тому

      I once had nine cats for over a year too, lol. That was a time when my social anxiety was pretty bad as well...

    • @SA-ru5vm
      @SA-ru5vm 2 роки тому +2

      I have seven currently…but we run a rescue for injured or abused animals 😅

  • @itsnicole11
    @itsnicole11 3 роки тому +382

    “I’m 35, unemployed, have six cats and oh I live with my mother” damn, what a catch

    • @sarahhammond6375
      @sarahhammond6375 3 роки тому +18

      What more could a woman ask for?

    • @lord_xylozdoomsday959
      @lord_xylozdoomsday959 3 роки тому +20

      I'll only accept the cats

    • @itsnicole11
      @itsnicole11 3 роки тому +12

      @@lord_xylozdoomsday959 the cats are the only selling point

    • @itsnicole11
      @itsnicole11 3 роки тому +2

      @@sarahhammond6375 definitely. I can’t think of anything else that women would want

    • @sarahhammond6375
      @sarahhammond6375 3 роки тому +5

      @@itsnicole11 The icing on the cake would be his bedroom being right next to his moms.

  • @_noon
    @_noon 3 роки тому +82

    He said he takes care of his mom in HER house that SHE pays the bills in...homie how you takin care of her with no job😭😭

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 3 роки тому +84

    I honestly love her so much! And I'll admit, she doesn't look like a person I would normally connect with, but she's intelligent, she's strong and confident, she's funny. She's not my type at all, but she's honestly beautiful. Why on Earth would she go on a date with a creep like Colt? She can obviously do so much better.

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 2 роки тому +1

      Not a lot of men can handle her being in that line of work. I really do wish the best for her, she is super awesome

  • @JustHackingAround
    @JustHackingAround 3 роки тому +808

    I love how this guy's mind is blown that a women who does porn actually has other interests too! She seems way smarter than him tbh...

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 3 роки тому +19

      I bet she spent 6 years "servicing" a astrophysics professor but mostly talking and found she actually loved it and found it super interesting!

    • @DEATHxNVK3
      @DEATHxNVK3 3 роки тому +5

      @@sarahwithstars Funny saying she knows a little Python probably the basic to add the bot to her porn streams or onlyfans. Doubt it goes much deeper than that.

    • @thatoneweirdkidthatyoudisl6723
      @thatoneweirdkidthatyoudisl6723 3 роки тому +44

      @@DEATHxNVK3 I wouldn’t say that, you don’t really know her so you can’t claim how deep her interest are.

    • @DEATHxNVK3
      @DEATHxNVK3 3 роки тому +2

      @@thatoneweirdkidthatyoudisl6723 I'm sure it's very deep considering she mentioned she knew a "little" about the easiest coding language. Must really be a white knight to be defending this one.

    • @thatoneweirdkidthatyoudisl6723
      @thatoneweirdkidthatyoudisl6723 3 роки тому +36

      @@DEATHxNVK3 no just saying, some people say a little even when they know more than a little.

  • @VegaHunk
    @VegaHunk 3 роки тому +344

    The only information I took out of this episode of 90Day was that i want to immediately become friends with Brittney

  • @PixelBunn
    @PixelBunn 3 роки тому +241

    I actually love Brittany and her laugh, I'd be her friend in a heartbeat! She seems so sweet and fun! She gives me fun aunt vibes and I'm living for it

    • @sunsetsky2678
      @sunsetsky2678 3 роки тому +10

      Definitely the fun aunt vibes lmao

  • @DC2992
    @DC2992 3 роки тому +379

    “Where is your favorite place you’ve been to?” “Brazil” “ahhh you’re an ass man” 🤣🤣🤣 Shawty knows me too well and I wasn’t even sitting there with her

    • @ladydiablo_8554
      @ladydiablo_8554 3 роки тому +4

      I was legit in tears lol this chick is too funny🤣

    • @nutsandbolts1264
      @nutsandbolts1264 3 роки тому +11

      Latin americans, everyone here knows that if you're in Brazil as a single male tourist then you're there for the women, they're just like at the top of Latin American women if you like them slightly brown and pretty

    • @CindyRubyCutie
      @CindyRubyCutie 3 роки тому +10

      @@nutsandbolts1264 I'm sorry but the Gordon Ramsay pfp and the words "slightly brown" made it sound like you're planning on cooking a latina lmaooo

    • @arte4391
      @arte4391 3 роки тому

      @@nutsandbolts1264 Me a brazilian: yeah... kinda... but no

    • @nutsandbolts1264
      @nutsandbolts1264 3 роки тому +1

      @@arte4391 I'm not saying that *everyone* in Brazil is pretty, just that it's a hot spot for men that prefer ass

  • @vid3ogxme1d1ot
    @vid3ogxme1d1ot 3 роки тому +400

    -the way she laughed was like if she was ready to create a crime like dang -

  • @Commandercolt44
    @Commandercolt44 3 роки тому +45

    I’m 23, unemployed, single, and living at my parents house still. This made me very self conscious

    • @unknowntosociety01
      @unknowntosociety01 3 роки тому +4

      hustle

    • @sunslacker3955
      @sunslacker3955 3 роки тому +40

      There’s a difference between being in your thirties and living with your mom compared to being in your early twenties. Don’t gotta rush to get out, especially during COVID nowadays. Just try and get a job

    • @huthwaite4395
      @huthwaite4395 3 роки тому +2

      @@sunslacker3955 whys it suddenly bad when your in your 30s then

    • @sunslacker3955
      @sunslacker3955 3 роки тому +5

      @@huthwaite4395 Not in COVID but it’s between late twenties + because you’ve had about 30 years to depend on your parents for help, you should be able to have a career by then and if you’re still depending on your parents, you should’ve at least have had a career for years and trying to find a new one to support yourself or else you’re kind of a pathetic person wasting what little life your parents have left

    • @finkamain1621
      @finkamain1621 3 роки тому +7

      @@sunslacker3955 The best thing for a parent and their kids to do, at least from what a coworker did with her son, is to let him stay at home as long as he has a job and let him pay for his own food or give him a choice to pay a bill. This allows him to save up money instead of wasting it on rent and then he could use that money for a down payment of a house. Her son is 21, bought his own truck and payed for his own trade and is looking for a house now

  • @JLYT2024
    @JLYT2024 3 роки тому +196

    Anybody else get really happy when they see Buff these days 😁

    • @zhongxina8426
      @zhongxina8426 3 роки тому +18

      Buff is a straight up angel.

    • @mikinabity
      @mikinabity 3 роки тому +19

      His laugh always gets me and I'm lovin his hair. Man's got a gorgeous mane.

  • @gaithrislife
    @gaithrislife 3 роки тому +205

    I’m honestly living for how uncomfortable Colt is here, he always makes others uncomfortable so the payback is sweet ❤️

  • @Chaos.9-9
    @Chaos.9-9 3 роки тому +66

    I have 28 cats... I just like to feed the ally and random cats- their not mine but i dont want them to starve..

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 3 роки тому +203

    15:27
    _That awkward moment when you realize that Buff has the same laugh as Brittany_ 💀

    • @lleexxii
      @lleexxii 3 роки тому +4

      I noticed around 12 minutes lmaoo

    • @raychillll
      @raychillll 3 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment

  • @wrestlingwithart
    @wrestlingwithart 3 роки тому +433

    Ken: "I've never been to desperate to use Tinder"
    Dude, you literally married your dream girl. Quit flexing lol

    • @mongoosecavern
      @mongoosecavern 3 роки тому +14

      Fr lol

    • @HaleyBug221
      @HaleyBug221 3 роки тому +7

      Well maybe instead of using a hookup app you'd find that too

    • @wrestlingwithart
      @wrestlingwithart 3 роки тому +7

      @@HaleyBug221 who said I'm looking for someone?

    • @HaleyBug221
      @HaleyBug221 3 роки тому

      @@wrestlingwithart nobody.

    • @sunsetsky2678
      @sunsetsky2678 3 роки тому +10

      @@HaleyBug221 Sis why r u projecting LMAO 😭🤚

  • @ranimmaaradji6666
    @ranimmaaradji6666 3 роки тому +15

    Ken: What‘s the appropriate number of cats to have?
    Me: 20 is a solid number

  • @Spider_Punk
    @Spider_Punk 3 роки тому +125

    He's holding the drink close to his face the whole time like a kid in high school that is trying to look cool because he has alcohol but doesn't like the taste. like he doesn't want you to forget he has it

  • @jw6405
    @jw6405 3 роки тому +138

    when he pulled away from her sticking her tongue out. I yelled out "THIS HAS TO BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE!!!"

    • @rickrollrizal
      @rickrollrizal 3 роки тому +5

      I thought he was gay.

    • @adamsipos9778
      @adamsipos9778 3 роки тому +5

      @@rickrollrizal well I'm still convinced about that

    • @antisocialdaydreams
      @antisocialdaydreams 3 роки тому +1

      to be fair coming at someone tongue first is quite aggressive.

  • @JHyde-tv3if
    @JHyde-tv3if Рік тому +6

    Brittany's laugh is straight up her asserting dominance and I am LIVING FOR IT

  • @crookedtransparentmilkshake
    @crookedtransparentmilkshake 3 роки тому +98

    On the one hand, I never want to see Colt again, but on the other hand, this is too entertaining to pass up on XD

  • @Rosemaryplease
    @Rosemaryplease 3 роки тому +81

    I genuinely like her. She seems really sweet and deserves a lot better than Colt 🥺

  • @OliveDr0ps
    @OliveDr0ps 3 роки тому +10

    It’s impressive how much colt just has no follow through, he’s got some baseline confidence but it pours away as soon as he finishes he first sentence.

  • @davidenriquez8282
    @davidenriquez8282 3 роки тому +135

    Her laugh gives me the “ Emperor’s New Groove” vibes

  • @jaxdahlia191
    @jaxdahlia191 3 роки тому +179

    Honestly... That girl is amazing, beautiful, strong, and proud
    ...... Colt couldn't be more out of her league

  • @alyssaroberts2675
    @alyssaroberts2675 2 роки тому +4

    I’ve slept on CinnamonToastKen for way too long and I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on so much charisma .. it’s popped up on my recommended for a while (years) and lately I’ve just binged only this channel I love when channels can make unbearable shows watchable

  • @foxylove1255
    @foxylove1255 3 роки тому +127

    I just laugh at how women was speaking loud just for colt to hear her saying hell no im not interesting in him 😂

    • @nutsandbolts1264
      @nutsandbolts1264 3 роки тому +7

      Latin Americans keep nothing to themselves, we just don't care if you're life is all wrong, we'll give you a wakeup call
      Like she legit said "Get out of you're house and get a job! You're too old to be hanging on to you're mom like that"

    • @foxylove1255
      @foxylove1255 3 роки тому +2

      @@nutsandbolts1264 yep she did said all that stuff ..hope it is a wake up call to colt

  • @thea.m.p.co.467
    @thea.m.p.co.467 3 роки тому +90

    "She lives with me. I take care of her."
    Interesting twist there...

  • @vvcreative2628
    @vvcreative2628 3 роки тому +7

    That first lady is very smart. Imagine getting a brief summary of a person in just a few sentences. Yeah, I wish her best 😂

  • @shmeediddy.
    @shmeediddy. 3 роки тому +109

    George Costanza: "HI, my name is George, I'm unemployed, I live with my parents"
    Tried to pull the Seinfeld card. Lol

    • @scifigrl23
      @scifigrl23 3 роки тому +3

      That was my favorite episode!

    • @ikkezegtie
      @ikkezegtie 3 роки тому +1

      Yep , but he ate tuna on toast, so didnt work.

  • @allisonj905
    @allisonj905 3 роки тому +180

    I like that lady. She seems like a nice person who makes people feel comfortable. Just a lot of fun. I bet she genuinely likes other people. I wish i could be a little more like her. Friendly. I seem to hate everyone lol.

  • @taranyoung8561
    @taranyoung8561 3 роки тому +5

    This is my favorite episode of Colt so far!! I love this chick!! Got that villain laugh, talking about astrophysics. Hell yeah!! She seems way more fun than Colt could even handle.

  • @reenykay
    @reenykay 3 роки тому +120

    her laugh is the punchline to all her jokes. excellent.

  • @bchin4005
    @bchin4005 3 роки тому +25

    You can tell Britney knows she's way out of Colt's league and is playing him like a fiddle for the cameras. What a hell of a woman and Colt got all intimidated by her.

  • @sunsetsky2678
    @sunsetsky2678 3 роки тому +10

    Dane and Brittany having the exact same laugh is killing me lmfao

  • @minimaxi6173
    @minimaxi6173 3 роки тому +238

    The cringe face Colty does when his bullshit behavior is called out by someone is perfect, like even he can't believe how weird he is looking in from the outside

  • @mahtabkarimi8494
    @mahtabkarimi8494 3 роки тому +277

    I love her laugh. It's like my inner self laughing at my own jokes

    • @ladyofnoxus6733
      @ladyofnoxus6733 3 роки тому +2

      Yes!! Her laugh is awesome as hell 🤣🤣🤣 I wish I had a laugh like that lol

    • @KatieZler
      @KatieZler 3 роки тому +4

      Everyone is hating on her laugh but I love it!

    • @ladyofnoxus6733
      @ladyofnoxus6733 3 роки тому +1

      @@KatieZler right! Like I think it's absolutely cute!

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 3 роки тому +2

      It's my freaking favorite. How dare people bad talk that laugh.

    • @brittanyandrews580
      @brittanyandrews580 3 роки тому +1

      It is awful lol but thank you for the 💜 😘

  • @TheJessicahammerly
    @TheJessicahammerly 2 роки тому +2

    "You're my clean little boy" lmfao you are hilarious 😂

  • @raetglias3274
    @raetglias3274 3 роки тому +107

    I have never been more ready to be upset in my life

    • @bakedBeanz-420
      @bakedBeanz-420 3 роки тому +4

      I know I'm gonna cringe and cry everytime, but the curiousity of how much of a train wreck they are always pulls me back in😭

    • @jetjaguar4285
      @jetjaguar4285 3 роки тому +4

      I’m pre cringe cringing lol

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth 3 роки тому +2

      @@jetjaguar4285 I'm with you there

  • @cjguzman1766
    @cjguzman1766 3 роки тому +78

    Love it or hate it, her laugh is infectious

  • @MorganSyz
    @MorganSyz 2 роки тому +8

    i LOVE her laugh, she seems very sweet and wholesome (aside from her day job lol)
    Colt wouldn't know what to do if she wrote it down step by step

  • @P.Subaeruginosa
    @P.Subaeruginosa 3 роки тому +166

    If colt was so open about living with his mum, having six cats and being unemployed what was he hiding? 😧

  • @RainwriterMusic
    @RainwriterMusic 3 роки тому +354

    His last date seems like a strong woman who knows who she is, what she wants, and how she wants to live her life. I wonder if he can even keep up with her.
    Edit: the lack of faith in the comments mirrors mine 😭 but I would like to watch more of the woman, myself, too!

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 3 роки тому +18

      Not if he keeps up that facade .

    • @redacted9506
      @redacted9506 3 роки тому +11

      He cannot, unfortunately. Although for the sake of seeing more of her, I would entertain a few more dates

    • @icyicy7612
      @icyicy7612 3 роки тому +7

      Doubt it, this seems like the insecure guy who can't handle an independent woman.

  • @saelo5996
    @saelo5996 3 роки тому +16

    Man I'd love to just nerd out about physics with her. She seemed like a super fun person.

  • @smoxthybweh
    @smoxthybweh 3 роки тому +68

    THIS LADY NEEDS HER OWN SHOW shes actually really interesting lmaooo

  • @TyPhenirW0LF
    @TyPhenirW0LF 3 роки тому +43

    "Ah... You're an ass man!"
    She nailed Colt to the Cross on that.
    But then he had to up the Ante, Christ.
    "You have Fur Babies? (Dobermans) I have Fur Babies! (Six cats)"

  • @that_goth_bitch3899
    @that_goth_bitch3899 2 роки тому +1

    Colt reminds me of Matt Foley "I'm 35 years old... I AM divorced... And I LIVE ON A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVERRR!!!!"

  • @glynnL
    @glynnL 3 роки тому +19

    I am fascinated with this woman. She is such a treat to watch.

  • @LAURA---
    @LAURA--- 3 роки тому +196

    I’m surprised he wasn’t trying to plug his OnlyFans to the dates 😂

    • @therealmaddz7515
      @therealmaddz7515 3 роки тому +2

      Omg no he has an onlyfans why???

    • @rayan2707
      @rayan2707 3 роки тому +1

      @@therealmaddz7515 yep , I can tell you that it’s the worst thing you can see in your life

    • @therealmaddz7515
      @therealmaddz7515 3 роки тому +2

      @@rayan2707 lol im not spending my money on that shit anyways id be buying my own ptsd js lmfao

  • @lukecraig4931
    @lukecraig4931 2 роки тому +3

    Colts side eye when “I feel like we should get in the jacuzzi” come up
    So much cringe I folded into myself

  • @rebeccas7823
    @rebeccas7823 3 роки тому +65

    Buff: "6 of any animal is a lot"
    *Sitting next to Ken who has like a million snakes*

    • @lupusmalum6103
      @lupusmalum6103 3 роки тому +1

      MARY* has a lot of snakes lol

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 3 роки тому

      @@lupusmalum6103 she is Australian

    • @evelynvslife
      @evelynvslife 3 роки тому

      Ken said in another video that a lot of them got sick and dies so they only have like 1 or 2 snakes left I think

    • @googlepoodle5814
      @googlepoodle5814 3 роки тому

      @@evelynvslife that’s tragic

    • @evelynvslife
      @evelynvslife 3 роки тому +1

      @@googlepoodle5814 yeah. I think they got a new ball python they didn’t know was sick and hadn’t properly washed their hands before handling the others and there was nothing they could do 😢

  • @mxrijx
    @mxrijx 3 роки тому +84

    Bro at this point they should rename the show to the Ed & Colt Dating Show

  • @kokuhakuqiun4215
    @kokuhakuqiun4215 Рік тому +3

    Colt being babied as a fully capable adult sounds like Big Ed being babied by HIS mom as a fully capable adult. Anyone else? 🙋🏽