Moving Soon and New Toys - KingCobraJFS Update
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Can you imagine him walking through his new trailer park, dressed like the ghost of Kid Rock, carrying an emerald cane?
My kingdom for a security camera live feed.
*Yep! And his kingdom for a bodyguard...otherwise, he's not gonna last long looking like that in a trailer park!*
Two trailer park bogs go round the outside, round the outside.
@@princess6004 Stuck. In. My. Head now.
The kids are gonna mess with him so bad lol.
😂😂😂😂@@princess6004
I like how he'll spend $20 on a walking stick, and $70 on a burrito.
The crazy thing is people like this usually use the excuse like "oh it's food c'mon I need to eat" but most of the time the food they needed to eat would've been better served being given to cattle
Yeah, that thing looks like it will collapse under even a fraction of his weight.
And thousands of $ on a woman shaped like a burrito old enough to need a walking stick 🐍
Trying to save money for my clocktower dream mansion toobs
He spends *other people's money
He just bought a weapon for NAL to beat him with
Bahahaha
He even super glued it so it wouldn’t break on the first swing how sweet of him
Hopefully she sticks a few 6" nails in it first! 😊
@@craig3627 no bro 😬
LMAO 🤣🤣
Cobra: "I'm not worried about the jewel coming out"
Translation: "I'm worried about the jewel coming out"
100%
Loses teeth
Buys cane
he was looping fierce about it
That's why he should use that whole bottle of gorilla glue on it.😂
@@BruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuH he should use gorilla glue to keep his hair
Has a lathe and wand making supplies, orders a fucking stick. It is what it is
Lmao, haven't even thought of that. It's like Steve Jobs using a Samsung.
@@MrkZndstr more like the guy who made temple OS using windows
I digress
He couldn't pull it off tbh. Making a walking stick is a very lengthy process. Unless you have the proper equipment. The stick has to have all the water trapped inside it evaporate out. This can take a year at times.
If he made one it would rot from the inside. Resulting fall could be funny tho idk.
A highly regarded purchase.
Everyone ready for Trailer Park Boglim, Casper edition
Just wait till all the other neighbours start asking why the cops and strange doordash cars are around all the time. Management is gonna get fed up
Curious to see what a Casper trailer park is like. I'm excited to see what new neighbours he gets 😊
@@budge3281you mean youre excited to call management over and over like a mentally ill person to get him kicked out
The boglim version of trailer parkboys Twu
Is he actually moving to a trailer park?
Cobra is gonna rule the trailer park with his new sceptre.
Just as he does our sad lives TMDWU
The LGBTQ community on reddit gonna lose it
Bow to the king
@@Aria432King Asswhipper
the Trailer Park Thugs are gonna shove that cane in his "RADIO-EDIT" if he tries to Flex on them
Can’t wait to see his new place. I mean Clint’s new place that he lets his Boglim use as a cave/shelter from the real world.
Until Methica comes in and burns the thing down.
I’m convinced Clint bought a place and is gonna rent it to cobes.
That so called trailer is going to be in Clint's yard. I'm just calling it ahead of time.
@@scratch42069 nah. Clint wouldn’t allow that in his home
@JustaComment93 I could see it happening due to the economy and the heat increasing on Clint's piss poor parenting might even make him take him in. People forget that Clint is big on image and he wouldn't want to be seen as a bad guy to his circle.
“I might add super glue”
How about just not fuck around with every single thing you come in contact with
He needed to boglimize it, trole!
@@elITeSWEI think you mean "Transbogrify"
This comment made me laugh until I cried, thank you lmao
he cant just leave anything as is without giving it the boglim touch up
@@raultrashlord4404 Yesssth, good one, trole!
30 bucks for a plastic toy, what a nice little gift to himself after getting evicted a 2nd time.
*holds up $20 walking stick and needs to use super glue* “this thing is ritzy!”
NO One is gonna try to steal it Cause NO ONE believes the Jewel is Real LOL.
Nice cane for pimping out your LFD2 Spitter to the other residents of the trailer park
Secure some wheels twu
tmdwu
let's get you banned bud
Can’t wait for the new cast of characters who find out the new guy in the trailer park constantly has booze and food delivered to his place.
He’ll fit right in
You must not know much about trailer parks huh😂
haahhahaahahahah
@@Partyhatpossum ITT: tons of people who’s view on trailer parks is informed by Reddit and trailer park boys
I have a strong feeling that this "trailer" is really just an RV parked in Clunt's back yard.
If it's an actual trailer in a real trailer park, we're in for a wild ride.
He wouldn't last a week in a trailer park
Cant wait for Ricky, Adrian and Bubbles to stay the night.. forever..
Imagine if (God forbid) someone gets him into meth... I don't want that to happen, but I'm afraid it might.
@@AsymptoteInverse ..someone recently got him hip to Everclear. He adds it to his meads so they'll actually have some alcohol content.. If he realizes its the best bang for his buck and starts drinking it daily, it'll take him out quick for sure
@@rogerwilco1777 He's known about and had Everclear for years. Mixed it with cotton candy macaroni and cheese mix probably a year or two ago
Getting a trailer, next on the list is a nice cubic zarcarbian ring for the grease witch. Life could be a dream.
Grease witch? Oh that’s perfect. It’s making me ill just thinking about it
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah and a cheeseburger picnic to celebrate
@@JosephHPaine nasty ol bluejay burger
I can't be the only one who was hoping that cane would snap when he leaned on it... 😂
I was hoping for the same thing
We should have hoped harder but don't worry, there is still time.
Missed an opportunity for "a frivolous purchase but i digress"
lots of "but I digress" being thrown around. Does he copy Chris Chan now?
TMDWU
Can afford scepter to rule his kingdom, but not afford the rent
Missed opportunity for Clint to "take him to Detroit"
@@catscanhavelittleasalamijust a spectrum thing
He monologues INFINITELY about his trolls but has not even so much as a thank you for gifts from a donating fan. Nice.
he LOVES his Trolls MORE than his Fans that's why he'll never make it big
Trolls > Fans
on every livestream, there will be tons of comments from people asking questions like "what is your favorite color besides green"
and "did you ever listen to X music artist"
Stuff like that.
But he will sit there silently ignoring all that stuff, until the first troll comment comes in. Then he focuses on that for the next 15mins. Rinse and repeat.
@@Vid_MasterBang on. I donated during one of his live streams and asked what his favorite Ozzy song is and he just blew the question off because it wasn't a troll bugging him.
Remember the dry beer incident? "Oh, my fans are finally rewarding me for being such a good sport!" Then the second he realizes the 6-pack he got was non-alcoholic, suddenly those fans are now evil, nasty trolls and deserve a 20 minute tirade.
Still can't believe there's ppl out there that can't see through his pos ways. Regardation isn't an excuse. If he's lucid enough to respond/text back every single troll, he's lucid enough to engage w/ his fans but he CHOOSES not to. Real piece of work he is.
The boy has got the Bam Margera cheeks coming in, that's what's up
Given his notorious lack of coordination, I'm amazed he managed to screw that cane together without messing it up and having a meltdown
I was waiting for a glue related meltdown
I was waiting for him to cross thread it and lose his mind.
It isn’t a can opener, trole.
GOD DAMN ITTTT
@@Donck2010THAT GORILLA GLUE WAS THE LAST THAT I HAAAAADDDDD
The new cane will come in handy when he eventually losses a foot to the beetus 🤙
Lord Beetus, The God Of Destruction XD
@@deathbunny3048 no mercy!
@@ReturnoftheMac. Bogatron 9000 is fusing with Lord Beetus.
They have become:
The BeetusBog 1800!!!
It’s still funny how although NaL got him thrown out she isn’t remotely interested in helping him pack or help in any way for that matter. Hahaa!
she CLEANED when she wanted him to invite her to live with him, and she got him kicked out since he didn't take the next step with her and ask her to LIVE with him, he was just using her to Mock the Trolls and NOW look who got kicked out...
that's because NAL already has a full-time job smoking weed in the bathtub for 8 hours a day. she's very busy!
@@antipsychotic451 Like Josh, she's just doing what she can to control her temper. Imagine how mad she would be if she DIDN'T smoke weed in the bath for 8 hours.
She did offer to go help him move on stream......if someone buys her a plane ticket
Nope she’ll just show up once everything is unpacked 😂
I love how he destroys everything he gets his hands on!
TMDWTFIU
He has the reverse Midas touch.
@@MajorIronwoodEverything Josh touches turns to shit instead of gold
He's taking the bug chair to the trailer
When he stood up with it I was hoping SO bad it would snap in half and we’d get a “GODDAMMITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!” 😂
You know you've made it big on UA-cam when you're flexing a $15 AliExpress walking cane
The thing that I just brought up, unprompted, and will continue to bring up, is nunya damn business.
I'm glad the loose
gem doesn't bother him at all.
It's not a big deal, he's not complaining. You can easily replace the jewel with a cup or two of garlic butter. But I digress.
Cause everyones knows, there's nothing more gothic and badass than needing a walking stick in your 30s to get around the place.
walking sticks are a want, not a need.
He just wants to act like current Ozzy
I’m a gay little wizard
Indeed you are
Face bloat coming in nicely
Might need dental work asap
Dog collar, Vietnam jacket, homemade jeans, boots, misshapen cowboy hat, magic wand on deck; a toy walking stick and a martini glass full of a drink combo. He just needs a top hat and a monocle and he’ll be walking around the trailer park like the Monopoly Man.
I will never not find it funny that he thinks its alright to drink after 5pm, even though he wakes up at like 3pm.
he has been known to drink at like 8 am
@@busterscrungus9544That is after 5pm if you count the day before
@@busterscrungus9544 there was a day it was 5am.. and then he passed out and started again at either 8am or 10am.. actually it might have been that same day.. he doesnt have a problem though 😉
@@rogerwilco1777or the phone meltdown where he was struggling to tell the time and let slip that he was shitfaced at 9-am and tried to pass it off by saying it was in the evening.
@@slappingshrimp4661 ..there was also a time where he told a doordasher to 'have a nice night' at 10am
Hes gonna be the next Bubbles, living in a shed in Clints backyard.
He already has his own "Conky" 😂😂
Instead of fixing shopping carts he fixes mixed drinks.
😂 omg and instead of cats he’ll have bearded dragons
Bubbles is better compared to this drunk
BOGGLES
Hoping we get more guest appearances by Clint this season. I figure each move is a new season.
lmfao!!!!!! The new season of Cobra! ...This fall on the WB!
The gas station cashier is about to learn ALOT about canes here soon
😂
Its all fun and games till it spills the last drink combo you HADDDDD
Is he gonna take his dog chair with him lol
If he doesn't then his chairbugs can't make new frens
I feel like a trailer suits the gothic bad boy more than a flat. At least the noise and smell won't make others ill
Well, if you ever wondered who buys from Facebook ads, you have your poster boy right here.
He went from a very well made piece that cost $40 to a janky piece that only cost $20 in 4 minutes.😂😂😂
40 bucks? That’s not worth 20 bucks, there’s no way I’m paying 10 bucks for that. Make it 5 and I’ll take it. 😂
I noticed that as well lol
and once he imbues it with his Magic it will be worth LESS
@@bartacus4872Not the point, ditz.
And he clued it together, what a dope
When he gets moved in I give it a week before his location gets leaked again, whether it's from a doordasher or from him showing his mail like a moron
I'm confident he will leak it so people will DoorDash him alcohol. He's too lazy to go and pick it up from a PO box. Think of how many litres of alcohol he drank that never touched his wallet ... now that goes bye bye? I give him a week tops (of course, be prepared for him to blame the leak on a troll ... better not take responsibility for anything BOY)
Jessica will threaten to release his address until people know it, trust and believe
He will slip up for sure lol
We knew what building and unit he moved in before he was finished moving in last time. My money is on Green Valley village a they just closed a sale on a one bedroom double wide in pretty poor condition.
It's either a trailer park or Clint's yard. There isn't too many places he can squat with a trailer long term.
Of course Cobes would immediately fall for a shitty drop shipping scam ad on Facebook.
GG Alin cosplay coming in nicely toobz
Only a true regard would equate 100k UA-cam subs, after 15 years of posting almost every single day, as a musical achievement..
Damn apartment looking real empty now. Can't wait for trailer trash cobes! Finally an environment Jessica can thrive!
Their family will be like an infestation of silverfish
He's always kinda been trailer trash cobes, just ya know, minus the trailer. 😂
Step aside weak twig magic, staff magic is taking over.
I love how he thinks cheap flea market trash is “very ritzy”. TMDWU doots 🤘🏻🤣
Boglim Presents: Putting on the Ritz
New house-new roaches! 😂
Those poor bugs. 🌷
@@minimansonstar 😂
He's not leaving his family behind
@@johnwinter2252 😂all packed and ready!!
New rugs…. New bugs….
Josh is gaining weight lol, fast food and alcohol with very little exercise yet alone walking is catching up with him.
He used to only eat once a day and the rest of his diet was booze. Lately he's been getting way more money from idiots so his calorie intake has started to expand along with his waistline.
When you hit 30, your metabolism really starts turning on you and you have to step up your game quite a bit. Better food, less booze, regular workout to be fine. So, yeah, time will not be kind to the boglim.
@@tzarfrogmeister brother tell me about it, I’m 39 and I can’t look at a cupcake anymore.
Has anything ever NOT gotten the Cobra seal of approval?
Puff...
Toothpaste
Sobriety
Fiery fish pizza
Missing garlic butter cups.
Who has money on the new place being one of those outdoor sheds you see at a home improvement store to park your riding lawn mower in
I got money that wherever he moves he’s gonna say *I always get a better spot after the trolls get him kicked out, twu*
Now that you mention it, that might just be it. I mean, if Airsoftfatty can do it, why not Jorsh?
A cleary building perhaps?
"Mr Lahey, someone boarded up my shed and all my cats couldn't get in to sample kibble mountain."
Those are pushing upwards to 15k now
Not a real jewel?! I can't believe it.... but i digress
Troll, he can just use his Harry Potter magic and make it a real emerald! He just doesn’t because all his Harry Potter magic has to be used in defeating the trolls. You just don’t get it but I digress
Bro burnt 20 dollars on a Temu walking stick when he could’ve
A) made his own with his wand making skills
B) use his arguably way cooler cobra cane that he already owns
I wonder if he's still mad at the cobra cane for knocking his drink over that one time.
You better not make any mayonnaise cookie burgers at the new place, boy!
"20 to 30 Dollars" - The one I found was closer $97.00, but I digress, nothing is too frivolous for Joshie the Wonder Boy
Just needs Mrs Green... But his movve shows that he has moved on from Pufferth, so he got himself a stick instead.
Not a real gem on it for $20, who could have imagined that?
Oh really? I thought it was an emerald! Better not get ripped off again BOY 😂
@@bartacus4872 just wait until Medical handles the boys finances. She already got her fancy, totally not an engagement ring, 💍
Boys gonna NEED that cane soon. Good to see the boy planning ahead for once.
You just have to love that he blows 20$ on a walking stick that he is barely gonna use and pretend is some magic staff.
Josh will be the king of the trailer park with that new walking stick.
For a guy that doesnt walk anywhere, he sure loves walking sticks.
Lol that’s good. Anything for “the image”!
Thank you BC for censoring and sparing us all from when the Cobra bends forward to reveal his Bog Crack, saves us all a nightmare or two!
He is spending his rug replacement funds
Dude looks like a cracked out Time Wizard from Yu Gi Oh lol
😂😂😂😂😂
FFS HAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAAAAA
He is literally on suspension and thinks he is getting a play button 😂😂😂
*you better not invite **-Jessica-** to your new place BOY*
She's moving in troll twu
Can’t wait for our boy to get older and he starts making badass canes. I guess cane saga coming sooner than expected fellas
Every great sicko needs a walking stick. How else is he going to get around his new trailer, lol. So gowth doodt
Bloat coming in nicely Toobz
King pimp of the trailer park.
I've been re-watching all your videos tonight. Thanks for all you do Mr. Chronicles! TMDWU PRAISE COBRAS MAGIC
Circle of protection for sure. I couldn't sift through all the insufferable shit of his day to day life to uncover the ments.
TMDWU praise Cobras Magik
And to think he became a famous musician without having to learn how to read one single solitary note of music. How does the goth bad boy do it.....
Or without knowing how to play one single song. Not one. He’s been attempting to learn the National Anthem for over 10+ years....still can’t play it.....
But yet claims to be a famous musician. That begs the question, are you a “musician” if you can’t play an instrument, can’t read music, can’t sing properly, and can’t record a song that has matching / in time elements?
@@Day-ZDukeit's Avant Regard music trole..Cobes is the Frank Zappa of our generation.Praise Cobras Magik buy a shirt
@@Day-ZDuke Your rant reminds me of the trumpet guy
I hope Methica thinks that emerald on the can is real and she attempts to steal it
Ladies and gentlemen the boy is back on UA-cam live from his Trailer park sponsored by Clint
Yes he is worried about the jewel being loose 😂
Pretty nice pool stick he's got there
Why does he need a walking stick? He doesn't walk anywhere. Except to the bathroom.
I’ve always thought Josh would be right at home in Trailer Park Boys. If he actually is moving into a trailer that would be perfect.
New house, same ol boglim
At least that's $20 messica won't get.
Such a sophisticated aristocratic, round 4:20.
Man, looks like Clunt is being lazy on his packing up... must be tiresome getting the R.V. grounds in order :(
I love how he meticulously puts on a little bit of glue then just starts squirting it right after
I like that's he's 2-for-2 on buying decorative canes for casual usage
that is a curtain rod, not a cane, i refuse to call that thing a cane haha
I can't *wait* for him to knock over his first drink combo with that!
Better get your boy Clint! First and last month’s rent is due.
4:45 sounds like he’s talking about jessica
He sure pours stiff drinks. That's like my standard size when I was at the top of my alcoholism-game. He's gonna drink himself to 💀 if he doesn't change soon 😕 Myself? Proud sober alcoholic since 2016
Packing the scotch bottle like it's ketchup. 😂😂😂
3:16 😂 those pants
"It's not a real jewel." 😅 Goddamn, I love these videos. 😂
Our boy is corpsemaxxed
cobes got himself his ultimate wizard staff, can't wait for his super real not fake magic spells with that bad boy
I've seen him walking, he clearly need that walking stick.
cant wait for the "god damn it" that echoes through the trailer park when this "walking stick" (definitely not a butt plug) snaps in half
Josh bought a $20 kids toy that's gonna break in a few weeks, trolls lose again. I really wished it broke the second he leaned on it but I digress.
I've always wondered how people end up becoming horders, drunks, morbidly obese, etc... Cobes is showing me the way for all of these cases
A walking stick for someone that doesn't go anywhere. Never forget the cobra sword cane clint had to glue together.
On the one hand I'm annoyed that he's got a vase full of "waaaaaulking sticks" behind him that he doesn't use, because he doesn't walk.
On the other hand, I'm happy because we're going to get a repeat of the cobra cane.
This man loves costume jewelry
Like the boglim, i too am moving at the end of the month. (Luckily im not evicted) but its nice knowing the bog and i will be packing stuff around the same time.