2 am i wake up to knocking on my door, nobody's there. i say goodmorning to the federal agent who's listening to me on my phone. i eat a normal breakfast and get ready to brush my teeth, i see the medicine laying on the counter, i don't like taking it because it makes my friends disappear. i get ready for work and on the car ride there i realise; i dont work, i dont have a job. i get disability checks from the government, apparently i have something called "skie-zo-phe-renia". but i go to work anyways. and when i get home, i go on the blue bird app to argue with overly political people. my political beliefs; depends on who im trolling. 3 pm i decide to check up on the gamestop employee down the street that looks just like my dead brother. nah there's no way it could be him, or is there. 7 pm it is time to meet up with my friends in my mom's basement, i go down there in the dark and they appear out of thin air, wearing dark clothes. i think they've been watching too much anime...some kind of new jutsu they came up with or something. my friends say weird things sometimes, this time they told me to dump my entire life savings into pisscoin. so i get home and buy 30,000 dollars worth of pisscoin, and as soon as i buy it the damn thing crashes the higher-ups they knew, they knew i was buying it, they're following me they're following my every move i need to throw away my computer i need to throw away everything they've infultrated my system. 11 pm i decide to compose what i consider a "meme", which is just flashing lights and i post it on ifunny. 12 am it's now time for my daily workouts, which consist of harassing women and minorities on the internet. i decide it's time for a midnight snack so i throw in a hotpocket into the microwave, and the microwave starts talking to me. it says: ... . .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .... --- ..- ... . / .- -. -.. / -.. ..- -- .--. / .. - / .- .-.. .-.. / .. -. - --- / ... .... .. - -.-. --- .. -. i think it translates to "sell your house and dump it all into shitcoin".
My crush's dad:if you do anything to my daughter ill do it to you? Me:*puffs cigar smoke* you mean your going to love me like a son? Thank you sir i shall makith thy daughter's day a magnificent one *Sigma male officially approved by crush's father*
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Chad
Never thought you can grind in your sleep. Definitely gonna try lucid dreaming from now on.
due to the transmogrification of spacetime during rem states, the grustle is up to 8 times more effective during sleep
Wake up at 3 and back to sleep at 11 lmao.. with a powernap halfway through 😂
Just sigma things
@@Tsliceog01 keep grinding brother 💪😎🤳
No sleep at 9 :30
Lucid dreaming at 11
You forgot the part where you practice internet racism. My favorite hobby
Your music is a creep
Should sell all the tapes to junkyard
Relatable
Seriously true i think I am grinding for sigma cause except the steroids and harrasing women but I hate and harrass vegans and sleep at 11 pm
i hope this blows up (i am here before this got viral)
Same!
After a year or so of saving this and witnessing the rise of the meme, I can tell you this is the best "SIGMA MALE DAILY ROUTINE" video ever
then sleep for 18 full hours.
You're videos are masterpieces.
Keep it rockin! 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks 👍
10 pm: Get out of bed
2 am i wake up to knocking on my door, nobody's there. i say goodmorning to the federal agent who's listening to me on my phone. i eat a normal breakfast and get ready to brush my teeth, i see the medicine laying on the counter, i don't like taking it because it makes my friends disappear. i get ready for work and on the car ride there i realise; i dont work, i dont have a job. i get disability checks from the government, apparently i have something called "skie-zo-phe-renia". but i go to work anyways. and when i get home, i go on the blue bird app to argue with overly political people. my political beliefs; depends on who im trolling. 3 pm i decide to check up on the gamestop employee down the street that looks just like my dead brother. nah there's no way it could be him, or is there. 7 pm it is time to meet up with my friends in my mom's basement, i go down there in the dark and they appear out of thin air, wearing dark clothes. i think they've been watching too much anime...some kind of new jutsu they came up with or something. my friends say weird things sometimes, this time they told me to dump my entire life savings into pisscoin. so i get home and buy 30,000 dollars worth of pisscoin, and as soon as i buy it the damn thing crashes the higher-ups they knew, they knew i was buying it, they're following me they're following my every move i need to throw away my computer i need to throw away everything they've infultrated my system. 11 pm i decide to compose what i consider a "meme", which is just flashing lights and i post it on ifunny. 12 am it's now time for my daily workouts, which consist of harassing women and minorities on the internet. i decide it's time for a midnight snack so i throw in a hotpocket into the microwave, and the microwave starts talking to me. it says: ... . .-.. .-.. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .... --- ..- ... . / .- -. -.. / -.. ..- -- .--. / .. - / .- .-.. .-.. / .. -. - --- / ... .... .. - -.-. --- .. -. i think it translates to "sell your house and dump it all into shitcoin".
My crush's dad:if you do anything to my daughter ill do it to you?
Me:*puffs cigar smoke* you mean your going to love me like a son? Thank you sir i shall makith thy daughter's day a magnificent one
*Sigma male officially approved by crush's father*
wow amazing . you are underrated bro
Thanks 🤠
I fucking love this video so much, I've rewatched it like 10 time and I still love my shit at this
I appreciate that you told us not only hour but also the minutes 🤣🤣🤣
Underrated video
you really helped me get out of the 9-5 loop man, ive woken up from the matrix
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
the lucid dreaming xD
Time to sleep: is that a JP2 reference?
Based 🧐
0:05 song ?
Ha ha
What do sigma do on and after 12:00 pm
0:35 name of the song?
Guts theme
In Ohio 🎉❤😂
Ha ha 😂