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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  14 днів тому +45

    Favorite clip?

    • @wdavem
      @wdavem 14 днів тому +5

      00:04 The Hornblower made such a good CRUNCH! I'd have to rate that a 6 on a scale of 10, which is absolutely excellent.

    • @Moist-Gamba
      @Moist-Gamba 14 днів тому +2

      The one you get terminal can***

    • @user-cq5kn7tc7g
      @user-cq5kn7tc7g 14 днів тому +2

      2:36😂

    • @margaretwade
      @margaretwade 14 днів тому +5

      New ones would be my favourite! ...just saying...

    • @antoniomargallo5317
      @antoniomargallo5317 14 днів тому +6

      Hard to say, most were more depressing than fun, to be honest.

  • @heawin88
    @heawin88 14 днів тому +236

    I will never understand the logic of "I'm wearing sandals with slick bottoms and this rock covered in algae at a 70 degree angle will surely have grip!"

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu 14 днів тому

      You beat me to that comment. The level of stupidity, no understanding of nature or a life spent majorly indoors is astounding 😂. I don't even know if there's any sole grippy enough for algae on a flat wet surface 😂

    • @Rusaarules
      @Rusaarules 14 днів тому +7

      Same shit when you see people do that, but on ice in the winter. Like no shit you slipped and hurt your back.

    • @Blue-qr7qe
      @Blue-qr7qe 13 днів тому

      And one after another, standing up on a surfboard, paddle board, kayak, canoe, they'll face directly forward, feet side by side, and then be amazed, when the craft lunges forward, that they fall backwards.
      Adopt a sideways stance, morons.

    • @Dhairya_Dj
      @Dhairya_Dj 13 днів тому

      Any footwear that is well suited specifically for such activity ? As people usually wear slippers / sandals at beach.

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 13 днів тому +1

      It's like the guy who looks into the barrel to see if the bullet is still in there...

  • @everhope6364
    @everhope6364 14 днів тому +81

    not sure why anyone would swim in floodwater, floodwater=raw sewage

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect 13 днів тому +10

      As opposed to cooked sewage?

    • @user-su8wo4cc4u
      @user-su8wo4cc4u 13 днів тому +3

      ​@@TehButterflyEffectmarinated and deep fried

    • @GPDuchess
      @GPDuchess 12 днів тому

      I suppose when the inside of the house is the same, it hardly matters 🤷‍♀️

    • @REGRET_HP
      @REGRET_HP 4 дні тому

      Just fun bro

  • @TwoLeftThumbs
    @TwoLeftThumbs 12 днів тому +13

    The boat blowing its horn being called “The Hornblower” was perfect.

  • @lisathesupergremlin7731
    @lisathesupergremlin7731 14 днів тому +30

    0:19 Yikes! I scraped my leg on coral in Mexico and it was like I was cut with a scalpel. I bled so much from what was basically a 2 inch papercut, they wouldn't let me back in the water for fear of attracting sharks... no argument from me.

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 14 днів тому +43

    I'm already laughing at the first clip because the boat's name is 'Adventure Horn Blower"

  • @MrJoker9907
    @MrJoker9907 14 днів тому +39

    This is BY FAR the best channel for watching fails. (No shit music or comments etc.) BUT, dont cut the clips short man.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  13 днів тому +15

      We try not to. Usually, the video owners cut the video short themselves so a lot of the time this is what we have to work with.

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 14 днів тому +93

    Man, the girl who hit the coral lol that had to hurt.

    • @timquinlan3274
      @timquinlan3274 14 днів тому

      Good - her and the dipshit who was trying to hit a bottle into the water are part of the problem with why are water systems are dying.

    • @WhiteAngle7
      @WhiteAngle7 12 днів тому

      why do u let someone so dumb do something like that...

    • @giaothong24hlife
      @giaothong24hlife 8 днів тому

      it will be very stinging😅😅

    • @WhiteAngle7
      @WhiteAngle7 8 днів тому

      @@giaothong24hlife Why?

  • @strix.1
    @strix.1 14 днів тому +16

    4:13 "Oh no! Garrett...get your phone!" 🐊 Yes Garrett, just hold your hand on the edge of the water's surface and the croc will hand it to ya!

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 14 днів тому +42

    Pro-tip: Rocks near water can be slippery.

    • @tomaiger
      @tomaiger 13 днів тому

      *when wet ;-)

  • @freebozkurt9277
    @freebozkurt9277 14 днів тому +22

    People having fun in flood water: do they understand all their sewage is washed into it? They are swimming, kayaking in their own shit. Even worse if a hospital in the vicinity.

    • @2.3_44XD--
      @2.3_44XD-- 14 днів тому +4

      People go to McDonald's and they survive

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 14 днів тому +3

      Ooof, good point about the hospital. But he doesn't want to catch herpagonnasyphylaids?

    • @freebozkurt9277
      @freebozkurt9277 14 днів тому +2

      @@IllustriousCrocoduck And how about some good carcinogen chemotherapy drug emptied by thousands of treated patients?

  • @KrakenIsland64
    @KrakenIsland64 14 днів тому +21

    0:31 did that karate master just break a 2x4 with his nuts? Talk about balls of steel.

    • @YouzACoopa
      @YouzACoopa 14 днів тому +2

      He claims he can break a cinder block with them.

  • @schroedingersdog7965
    @schroedingersdog7965 14 днів тому +13

    02:10 If you've ever had a yacht crash into your hamptons, you know how painful that can be!

  • @jonathanc247
    @jonathanc247 14 днів тому +20

    The guy who was breaking that pool... What did he think would happen.

    • @acptelford1307
      @acptelford1307 14 днів тому

      The same as the last time it was repeated

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 13 днів тому +5

    Kayaking tip: If you're wider than the kayak is, don't get in it.

  • @davidtaylor111
    @davidtaylor111 14 днів тому +11

    Some people need to learn the power of water and the power of gravity

  • @rescuegirl
    @rescuegirl 14 днів тому +14

    My To-Do List:
    1. Watch FailArmy
    2. Feel Smarter

  • @connorwebb6724
    @connorwebb6724 14 днів тому +18

    the guy who caught his buddies foot at 8:53 is a real homie ong.

  • @rustybearden1800
    @rustybearden1800 13 днів тому +11

    1) whoever invented the stupid standup paddle board needs to have their head examined
    2) who the hell does river crossings in a Ferrari?
    3) NEVER turn your back on the ocean, EVER!

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 12 днів тому +1

      standup paddle boarding. I will never get it. Why?
      With a kayak or a canoe you can practically tour some water area, with cargo capability and stability.
      What does a paddleboard have to offer. Just. I don't know. Standing up?

  • @johnmumbyii1717
    @johnmumbyii1717 14 днів тому +32

    Take my advice people, aim for the worst and hope for the best...

  • @donniev8181
    @donniev8181 14 днів тому +9

    Fully clothed people unexpectedly falling into water makes for some of the funniest fails.

  • @whafrog
    @whafrog 14 днів тому +9

    13:10 ... so that's where all the plastic in the ocean comes from...

  • @blue_jm
    @blue_jm 14 днів тому +92

    "Oh no Garrett, get your phone!" Why don't you get it for him?

    • @user-uc8kr1pl6b
      @user-uc8kr1pl6b 14 днів тому +4

      Dont bother, it's already ruined!

    • @jaredford8440
      @jaredford8440 12 днів тому +1

      Some folks couldn't make a sensible decision if they tried 😂

    • @MsJasperr
      @MsJasperr 8 днів тому +3

      Plot twist Garrett had no arms

    • @LetGaiaLive
      @LetGaiaLive 7 днів тому

      Maybe the dude with the drone can get it

    • @wukilla8ee
      @wukilla8ee 4 дні тому +1

      Lmfao that's exactly what I said!! I ain't sticking my hand in that water.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 14 днів тому +8

    boat vs dock is always a fun game, but rarely has a surprising outcome

    • @wukilla8ee
      @wukilla8ee 4 дні тому

      With the exception of the Baltimore Bridge recently!!

  • @Uncle_Buzz
    @Uncle_Buzz 14 днів тому +16

    2:36 - "YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. IT'S A JEEP THING"

    • @ajgorney
      @ajgorney 13 днів тому +2

      That happened near where I live. They parked close to the river when it was much lower, and crossed on foot, and a flash flood came through and in less than a minute the river was uncrossable and kept rising until it washed the jeep away. All they could do was watch.

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky 13 днів тому +3

    8:44 Now THAT'S a real friend!

  • @matthewcox7985
    @matthewcox7985 13 днів тому +7

    The only appropriate sponsor for this video... Cap'n Crunch.

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 9 днів тому +1

    I always loved the idea of playing in flooded areas but in reality that water 🤢

  • @Dirkus17
    @Dirkus17 13 днів тому +5

    16:25 "Water's over there, Frank"

  • @explosive_shart9405
    @explosive_shart9405 14 днів тому +12

    10:13 If you neighbors see that, they will never ask for help on anything. Wise move.

  • @Exstepmom
    @Exstepmom 14 днів тому +15

    0:59 damn dam

  • @MyCodingDiarie
    @MyCodingDiarie 13 днів тому +2

    This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

  • @MarquisDeSacks
    @MarquisDeSacks 14 днів тому +14

    9:40 "I'm here for the fresh seafood!"

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky 13 днів тому +1

    11:37 What happens when your dad is always too busy working to teach you basic skills.

  • @M1GD
    @M1GD 13 днів тому +1

    11:20 No one else saw how excited he was to catch that fish???

  • @keatonevans97
    @keatonevans97 14 днів тому +3

    13:24 Holy smokes! At least she was able to get a good ride out of it 😂

  • @corycrandell2682
    @corycrandell2682 14 днів тому +10

    There is nothing more pointless or vacuous than paddle boarding.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 14 днів тому +5

      'When the weather is fine you know it's the time
      For messin' about on the river
      If you take my advice there's nothing so nice
      As messin' about on the river
      There's big boats and wee boats ands all kinds of craft
      Puffers and keel boats and some with no raft
      With the wind in your face there's no finer place
      Than messin' about on the river'

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 13 днів тому +3

      @@terencejay8845 ......just don't stand up on that wee craft!

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 14 днів тому +5

    "I got that on film!" An annunciation of the Fail Army's arrival.

  • @war_robots7911
    @war_robots7911 13 днів тому +1

    That boat crash was insane

  • @ufa621
    @ufa621 8 днів тому

    I've been throwing the Frisbee wrong all this time.

  • @awds7711
    @awds7711 14 днів тому +4

    4:50 yooooooooo wher tf is that???? i want to be there

    • @TasosG10110
      @TasosG10110 14 днів тому +1

      wibit sports in Germany

    • @awds7711
      @awds7711 14 днів тому

      ​@@TasosG10110nice, thats just 2 hours from me

    • @TasosG10110
      @TasosG10110 14 днів тому

      @@awds7711 tbh it was so easy to find, i looked at the lifejacket and put that in the google maps search

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 13 днів тому +6

    11:37 ...do these grown-ass men just not know how to throw a Frisbee?

  • @bxqpxd
    @bxqpxd 14 днів тому +7

    04:19 croc just umped into the same spot in water that phone fell and she asks him to get the phone :D

    • @HydraRex12
      @HydraRex12 9 днів тому

      Was waiting for a comment to say that

  • @reginaldnestlethorpe9041
    @reginaldnestlethorpe9041 5 днів тому +2

    NO ONE WAS HARMED!

  • @BlenderStudy
    @BlenderStudy 14 днів тому +2

    Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Always the best compilation of 'ouch!' videos..!! 🤣

  • @GPDuchess
    @GPDuchess 12 днів тому

    Missus' gotta go head first'; dude' yes mam'😂

  • @artemisamberdrive583
    @artemisamberdrive583 12 днів тому +1

    10:22
    911: whats your emergency?
    calling person: DEATH SCREAMS

  • @elliotalderson4568
    @elliotalderson4568 13 днів тому +3

    If a rock is usually under water at a natural lake or river, its gonna be slippery. How do people not know this?

  • @triggerfish2711
    @triggerfish2711 7 днів тому

    It's funny how so many people say, "i got it on film." I'd like to see you pull out that film from your cellphone.

  • @jessebrook1688
    @jessebrook1688 13 днів тому +1

    Here we have a good collection of videos showing how to use the fall-off paddleboard, the boat throttle (always full forward or full reverse or off), the fall out canoe and kayak, and the best method of fishing (hands on). Those swimming marriages seem to be popular, too.

  • @a.c.m.e.ink.4568
    @a.c.m.e.ink.4568 14 днів тому +2

    10:15: Real Men of Genius!

  • @jonhayden6235
    @jonhayden6235 13 днів тому +2

    Fun to watch (as always) from FA, but @ 15:37 no life jackets is no laughing matter.

    • @Snowhearts
      @Snowhearts 13 днів тому +1

      I agree. I laugh when adults have consequences for doing silly stuff… but that wasn’t cool having a kid in that boat with no life jacket! Came to comments specifically to see if anyone else thought the same.

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 14 днів тому

    The fishing 🎣 fail was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackc1479
    @blackc1479 13 днів тому +1

    Sooooo......we not gonna mention that that first ship was named the hornblower?

  • @TobeToday2024
    @TobeToday2024 12 днів тому

    Oh no, that didn't go as planned!

  • @JustinKing-ms7wz
    @JustinKing-ms7wz 13 днів тому +1

    16:59 the man is so optimistic

  • @MyCodingDiarie
    @MyCodingDiarie 14 днів тому +1

    I feel smarter after watching your videos. Thank you!

  • @moviesgonewild1313
    @moviesgonewild1313 14 днів тому +2

    10:19 WAS PRETTY FUNNY

  • @davidrennicke9852
    @davidrennicke9852 14 днів тому +2

    3:30 Hey, you can't park there.

  • @TOP4MInstantRegret
    @TOP4MInstantRegret 13 днів тому

    10:20 If you've ever done something pointless, this guy will have your back. 😄

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 14 днів тому +1

    7:14 When the bridge meets the bridge.

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 14 днів тому +2

    Hello my idol! Trying not to laugh while watching this video is an impossible task 😂, I can't help but laugh. Thank you for making my day more enjoyable.

  • @Jay24723
    @Jay24723 14 днів тому +4

    😂😂😂 funniest youtuber channel of all time!!!

  • @franck3279
    @franck3279 14 днів тому

    Paddles, the water overboards.

  • @giaothong24hlife
    @giaothong24hlife 8 днів тому

    the first one: try not to laugh 😂

  • @user-vz7kp1nh5e
    @user-vz7kp1nh5e 13 днів тому

    Чувак понравился скрасным совком, который воду выплескивал😂😂😂😂мартышкин труд😂😂

  • @videomailYT
    @videomailYT 14 днів тому +2

    ^^ that's literally frisbee throwing... XD 😉🥳

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 9 днів тому

    9:15 😂😂😂 unexpected. Hope little dude's okay

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 14 днів тому +1

    'Try not to laugh.' Well, I failed that mission in under 2 minutes.

  • @TT_4297
    @TT_4297 12 днів тому +2

    Why is nobody talking about the ass slap 😟... at 4:05?...

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 13 днів тому

    In the plums 🤣

  • @-abibu
    @-abibu 14 днів тому +4

    😂😂즐거운 영상으로 하루 마무리 합니다. 감사합니다~

  • @Gothicwolf1984
    @Gothicwolf1984 14 днів тому +1

    3:22 well ain't that a bummer

  • @scout3058
    @scout3058 13 днів тому

    That flooded street with the stuck front wheel drive car looks a lot like Eden Isles Blvd in Slidell, LA. 🤔

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 14 днів тому +1

    Wow 😮 That’s is a lot of water fails in this episode.🌊

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 13 днів тому

      If only there was a clue in the title 🤔

  • @leagueaccount6254
    @leagueaccount6254 13 днів тому

    The boat was called the horn blower, how deliciously wonderful

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 14 днів тому +1

    This is my favorite funniest UA-cam channel of all time. 😂😂😂

  • @justalbypt
    @justalbypt 14 днів тому +1

    Thats why we love Americans❤💪

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 13 днів тому +1

      I laugh at them but I don't love them!

  • @user-sf2ub7pl4b
    @user-sf2ub7pl4b 12 днів тому

    10:22 why she scream like that tho acting like the waters acid 😂

  • @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork
    @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork 12 днів тому +1

    2:36 The wrath of Mother Nature

  • @failsabysss
    @failsabysss 13 днів тому

    These fails are absolute comedy gold

  • @jujijime
    @jujijime 8 днів тому

    Amazes me that people think they can walk on moss/algae covered smooth rocks in a river.

  • @Typycyp
    @Typycyp 14 днів тому

    0:35 Рыба Полосатая! (с) Пехов

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 11 днів тому

    Fish slaps get my vote for funniest!

  • @galazy.
    @galazy. 7 днів тому

    Was so surprised to see a video only about 2 miles away from where I live! So cool :D

  • @Envy_____
    @Envy_____ 12 днів тому

    2:18 the laugh. 😂

  • @klaidiots24
    @klaidiots24 6 днів тому

    This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

  • @Xphinity
    @Xphinity 13 днів тому

    8:43 MVP right there

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 11 днів тому

    18:47- the fish have armed themselves and are fighting back!

  • @greego5952
    @greego5952 12 днів тому

    Always find it funny people who don't understand how to balance a small canoe.
    You have to put your weight in the middle, not the sides. And if you need to put weight on the walls of the canoe, you gotta do both walls, equally. Ideally you get an experienced person in the canoe first to help guide other people in which these oblivious people can be instructed to enter and plus try to balance the canoe when they're throwing it outta balance.

  • @Jack-kx5em
    @Jack-kx5em 10 днів тому

    I love that scene a lot 0:44

  • @drunkgiraffe1013
    @drunkgiraffe1013 12 днів тому

    falling on wet rock hurt sooo much

  • @user-qy1qq9gb6c
    @user-qy1qq9gb6c 10 днів тому +1

    0:12😂😂😂😂😂
    2:30😂😂😂😂😂
    4:52🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    9:05🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TopFunnyThings
    @TopFunnyThings 13 днів тому

    Unable to stop laughing, fantastic video🤣🤣

  • @STWBYF2024HD
    @STWBYF2024HD 14 днів тому +1

    6:07 LOL HE FALL

  • @AlienHusky919
    @AlienHusky919 14 днів тому +1

    00:34 lmao😂😂

  • @phillwainewright4221
    @phillwainewright4221 14 днів тому +4

    "Get your phone..."
    *You* get it - there's an alligator in that lake.

  • @user-vz7kp1nh5e
    @user-vz7kp1nh5e 13 днів тому

    Вода имеет так силу, что срабатывает как магнит ни когда ни кто еще мимо нее не прошел, ни проехал, не перепрыгнул😂😂😂

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 14 днів тому

    1:46 "What are you doing?" That's a fair question, but I can only guess the answer.

  • @Novastar.SaberCombat
    @Novastar.SaberCombat 14 днів тому +5

    Just thinking of how polluted the rivers, oceans, and other bodies of water must be from mankind's idiocy is pretty cringe yet simultaneously amusing.