So? Aside from UA-cam censors, nobody cars about bikers dropping. Nobody but bikers that figure when they buy a rocket sled, they get a Superman cape. RIP (Rest in Pieces)
It's the fire engine driver's fault as they didn't see a bell-end on a bike doing an illegal and stupid inside overtake when they were clearly visible and audible and responding to an emergency call. Of course, the cyclist could also go through red lights and travel two abreast with a mate as well, and perhaps with another couple of dozen cyclist in a big snake 'because we can'. Some people want rights but not assume responsibilities.
@@MrYfrank14 and camera moves to cover the boats descent. Annoying set up. Notice how it is going towards the car then there's a jump cut and suddenly it's missed the car and heading to the right.
She doesn't know cars, clearly. I appers she put it in 3rd or 4th gear instead of pulling the handbrake. The guy is to blame for all the damage, she's just a passenger.
uhm how can the car roll backwards in gear? and how can she put in 3rd or 4rd gear as a passenger? do your car has the clutch pedal on the passenger side of the car? lol@@ProfWereW
@@Xeroxiv The car stopped because she put it in gear. You can see that the wheels stop rolling before the car stops. She simply pulled on the shifter, the clutch is for smooth shifting not for unlocking the stick. You can pull anytime if you like the sound of gears crunching. She heard some crunch too.
I can totally believe it. Over here in Germany, there are some instances where the biker claims (on a technicality rightly so) that, if the emergency vehicle is not using lights and siren, it has no right of way. Generally a sh*tty move that has led to sone emergency departments dropping the "courtesy runs" where they turn off the siren at night unless they have to cross a roard they cannot fully oversee. So thanks, bicyclists for the return of the midnight fanfare.
@@andrewvelonis5940the pin in the transmission that locks when you go into park is quite small. Over time it will wear out if used to hold the car constantly. The actual parking brake exists for a reason
@@kevinfitzpatrick5949 The manual handbrake has a higher failure rate than the locking pawl in an automatic, though that is usually from disuse causing it to seize up if I were to guess. Ideally you should use both still, but if you were to only rely on one, the chunk of metal wedged into your gear teeth generally is pretty reliable. I've had two automatics where the manual handbrake just flat out did nothing at all, it was a glorified decoration piece, and I've had two manuals where the handbrake while functioning, was relatively weak and could not hold on a steep incline. After all, one has to consider that a manual handbrake is only a piece of friction material pressed against a surface with the force of your arm. It does however have a major advantage in impact resistance, as a parking pawl once sheered off from, say, the force of another vehicle hitting yours will be done, whereas a parking brake working on friction will eventually slow and stop the car again even if the initial impact is strong enough to overpower its grip on the brake surface.
That's a park train carrying passengers; and the car is in clear violation of working crossing signals. List of criminal charges as long as the train.(Reckless endangerment * number of passengers on train to start.)
Everything with the windshields was hilarious. The massive snake, the crow just having fun, the monkey just getting high off of window cleaner, it all just works
I want someone to make a video of him chasing his car through the entire world, and then through space to the Moon and Mars, and past Elon’s car floating somewhere in the solar system🤣🤣🤣
I like how in the first clip the guy with the camera sees the car coming right at him and doesn't even try to move. He just accepts his fate, and prioritizes filming the car.
4:35- that guy needs to take that show on the road. Perform at fairs. Using the snow like it was fog and coming from behind the sign so you can't see him and spinning the sign around. That is a great stunt. He has talent.
The clip of the two Guidos wrecking the Ferrari during the test drive is a classic. I wish there was a follow up vid with the sales guy ordering a mob hit.
Which clip had you rolling?
None. Awful video.
None. Awful video.
None.awful video.
11:59 when he was pushing the car and started running after it 😂
I love seeing ancient videos on fail compilations I've already seen 100 times before on other fail compilations.
Don’t worry about the snake it’s only a windscreen viper 😂😂
Ha. Good one 😂
Brilliant 😂
Awesome one XD
Confirmed it's a diamondback rattlesnake bites are no joking matter. They can leave you on a ventilator at best without antivenin.
AYYYYYY 👍🏻🥁👍🏻
The motorcyclist who went off the road and down that hill was DEFINITELY harmed. 💯
But his dignity was preserved because the engine drowned out his screaming. lol
There is a full video on failarmy. This man was okay
man i fell so sad for him i hope he made to be ok 😥
So? Aside from UA-cam censors, nobody cars about bikers dropping. Nobody but bikers that figure when they buy a rocket sled, they get a Superman cape. RIP (Rest in Pieces)
My thoughts exactly, that why for the first time in many years no "no one was harmed" sign was used 😂
Cyclist at 0:05 has possibly the worst reflexes and spatial awareness of all time
Didnt see or hear a firetruck.
Also not very observant, i immediatly noticed the "Cyclists stay back" sticker on the back of the fire engine.
It's the fire engine driver's fault as they didn't see a bell-end on a bike doing an illegal and stupid inside overtake when they were clearly visible and audible and responding to an emergency call. Of course, the cyclist could also go through red lights and travel two abreast with a mate as well, and perhaps with another couple of dozen cyclist in a big snake 'because we can'.
Some people want rights but not assume responsibilities.
The cyclist saw the "no turning left" sign and didn't know that emergency vehicles can break the traffic rules.
Probably a vegan plant eater. Natural selection 😂
Getting made fun of by a bus full of high school kids is rough. 😂
sorry but you can't park there....
but well earned.
I doubt they care
Just reminds me of how much I hate teenagers.
Well, clearly those teens on the bus had better situational awareness than the driver of that car did.....
To the motorcyclist at 6:18, those road markings mean “Do not drive here.”
They own the road, haven't you heard? Nothing is their fault. We cagers are the problem.
And he has the audacity to say "nice job".
lol the door was already open when he turned towards it
It's called lane splitting/filtering and it's legal to do it on the zebra hashes.
@@joshbelcher4624 I don't think so Tim.
Boat in the last clip rolled away as if it had been planning that escape for weeks.
LOL, it probably had a route planned to the nearest lake and everything! Wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't its first attempt at freedom.
Notice how it took a few tries. It had to rock back and forth to get moving.
Boat planned it.
@@MrYfrank14 and camera moves to cover the boats descent. Annoying set up. Notice how it is going towards the car then there's a jump cut and suddenly it's missed the car and heading to the right.
@@hazy33 the camera moved because they were using a phone to record the playback on a monitor. Watch it again and look at the timestamp at the top.
That went swimmingly!
14:37 why didn't she just put the brake on 😂
panic is my superpower
She doesn't know cars, clearly. I appers she put it in 3rd or 4th gear instead of pulling the handbrake. The guy is to blame for all the damage, she's just a passenger.
uhm how can the car roll backwards in gear? and how can she put in 3rd or 4rd gear as a passenger? do your car has the clutch pedal on the passenger side of the car? lol@@ProfWereW
@@Xeroxiv The car stopped because she put it in gear. You can see that the wheels stop rolling before the car stops. She simply pulled on the shifter, the clutch is for smooth shifting not for unlocking the stick. You can pull anytime if you like the sound of gears crunching. She heard some crunch too.
@@Xeroxiv How the hell you can put any gear without pressing clutch?!
4:29 hit that sign and left it spinning like a damn goal post in a sonic game😂
Maniac Driver got through Act 1
Time 10000
Rings 0
Score 42000
you spin me round
Imagine did something dumb and got laugh at by a bunch of kids in a school bus 🤣
Can’t believe you crashed your bike into that inconspicuous emergency vehicle 😂😂
I can totally believe it. Over here in Germany, there are some instances where the biker claims (on a technicality rightly so) that, if the emergency vehicle is not using lights and siren, it has no right of way. Generally a sh*tty move that has led to sone emergency departments dropping the "courtesy runs" where they turn off the siren at night unless they have to cross a roard they cannot fully oversee. So thanks, bicyclists for the return of the midnight fanfare.
You know it’s going to be a good one when it starts with an Evo crashing. Plus, I love how the car here 0:24 tried to do an ollie off the ledge.
I couldn’t tell for sure but it looked like no one was inside the car
@@easyfromtnbtw3555 Yeah. Probably forgot to engage the parking brake like on many other videos here
@@vaevobis3589 And I'll get there much faster too 😂
@@kevinmuchemi1867 yeah looking at the driver seat just before the next clip it looks like it was empty.
This looks like a planned stunt.
That cow in the car got me 😂😂 9:40
I'm still laughing and questioning in why the hell there's a cow in there to begin with! This ain't barnyard animals lol
how are they going to get the car pies out of the car? the aroma will be there forever.
🥛 💵
9:49 "Take thy form from off my car!"
"Nevermore."
Haha.
*sounds of Homer getting angrier and angrier*
I'm hearing Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" in this comment, and I love it! "The Raven" is my favorite poem from Poe. ☺
What is it with people being unable to use their parking brakes? 🤦♂
That's what "park" is for.
your car can occasionally slip out of gear in "park" (as in the various videos).@@andrewvelonis5940
@@andrewvelonis5940the pin in the transmission that locks when you go into park is quite small. Over time it will wear out if used to hold the car constantly. The actual parking brake exists for a reason
@@kevinfitzpatrick5949 The manual handbrake has a higher failure rate than the locking pawl in an automatic, though that is usually from disuse causing it to seize up if I were to guess.
Ideally you should use both still, but if you were to only rely on one, the chunk of metal wedged into your gear teeth generally is pretty reliable. I've had two automatics where the manual handbrake just flat out did nothing at all, it was a glorified decoration piece, and I've had two manuals where the handbrake while functioning, was relatively weak and could not hold on a steep incline. After all, one has to consider that a manual handbrake is only a piece of friction material pressed against a surface with the force of your arm.
It does however have a major advantage in impact resistance, as a parking pawl once sheered off from, say, the force of another vehicle hitting yours will be done, whereas a parking brake working on friction will eventually slow and stop the car again even if the initial impact is strong enough to overpower its grip on the brake surface.
@3:21. Rumor has it that he's still chasing the four wheeler to this day.
0:39 imagine reporting to your insurance company that you got hit by a toy train 😂
Also, Imagine thinking it's ok to stop on the tracks... Any tracks! 😊
That's a park train carrying passengers; and the car is in clear violation of working crossing signals. List of criminal charges as long as the train.(Reckless endangerment * number of passengers on train to start.)
Driver can say I got hit by a train and survived.
Legend has it The 4-wheeler still going straight
scooter rider at 06:20 shouldn't have been riding there
14:57 I love when people lower their cars so much they can be totally disabled by a small pebble in the road getting them high centered
Most bridge crossings have on/off segments that would do a bumper delete mod on that car. 🙂
Usually the same ones who make fun of lifted trucks.
Dude at 11:00 worried about a snake should be worried about his fuel level lol
When dude runs outta gas he’s gonna have to get out of his truck with that snake looking at him 😂😂
15:00 the culture of putting cars in the ground in Brazil sometimes give us these fun moments.
0:43 "Take a picture, dude!"
The 21st century in a nutshell!
0:21 why did the motorcyclist cross the road? To get to the other side! 😂
9:50 I can totally see the rook enjoying that!
1:49 I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a clip. 🤣😂😂🤣
SAME!
"Mission accomplished.
But GOD, it sucked."
I'm STILL laughing!
2:55 "my truck has offroad tires! Let's forget about it being top-heavy!"
07:31 Thank God they just missed the R34 Stagea wagon
Tell me about it 😅
sadly I feel like it's already been crushed into
Lol, that isnt a R34 stagea wagon
7:30 the R34 seems ok, doesn’t look like anything crashed into it
Video: No one was harmed
Reality: Everyone was literally harmed
Everything with the windshields was hilarious.
The massive snake, the crow just having fun, the monkey just getting high off of window cleaner, it all just works
The crow was hilarious
I wonder if its talons were caught in the wiper arm.
0:25 They just wanted to play follow the leader 😂
No sympathy for cyclist vs fire engine - see blue lights = wait BUT 0:20 Biker - ffffkkkk! 🤯 Nearly done that before, hope he was alright!
It's also hilarious that the firetruck had a sign on the back. literally saying "Cyclists stay back" but the dude was "Nah, it'll be fine"
7:05 Way to add insult to injury 🤣 a whole school bus of teenagers laughing at you as they drive by your accident scene.
The offroad ones aren't really fails they are the fun of it...
He is.
I saw him the other day chasing it.
"I'm wheelie sorry!" That's very clever!
I like how you don't feel compelled to keep making stupid remarks during the video. Thanks!
3:17 legend has it that he stills running behind that 4wheeler to this day.
I notice you didn't say the golf cart guy coming off the trailer didn't get harmed...looks like he crushed his legs to me
That one guy
“Hey you can’t park there.”
0:06 That sticker that says "CYCLISTS STAY BACK" on the fire engine, i wonder why thats there...
12:00
The rumors say he still runs after that car
I was looking for someone to say that.
Rumors say someday his car crashed into the quad from 3:21
I want someone to make a video of him chasing his car through the entire world, and then through space to the Moon and Mars, and past Elon’s car floating somewhere in the solar system🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Always the best compilation of 'ouch!' and 'yikes!' videos..!!
1:33 LOL No. No you're not. You're staying Overtime to clean that up LOL
She already got home my man
14:37 sister/girlfriend/wife is braindead, just watches herself roll back and hit a car while in the fkn car... handbrake or brake are right there
They are clearly made for each other
She put it in gear. The guy is to blame, she's just a passenger.
anyone live without driver skills = braindead... 🖕
I like how she had time to open the door and look before the crash instead of hitting the brakes 😂
There's nothing to fear from the snake-it's just a windshield viper.
The yep after the sign flung the guy off had me laughing out loud
I think it is time for one of us to invent the square wheel. Some people should not have the normal kind of wheel.
I like how in the first clip the guy with the camera sees the car coming right at him and doesn't even try to move. He just accepts his fate, and prioritizes filming the car.
Proper rallying fan: it's okay if I die as long as I get a cool video of the crash.
14:50
lol @ woman looking around helplessly, completely unable to even attempt operating a motor vehicle
@01:09 is me trying to make it to
los santos customs
4:35- that guy needs to take that show on the road. Perform at fairs.
Using the snow like it was fog and coming from behind the sign so you can't see him and spinning the sign around. That is a great stunt. He has talent.
for the last one, the boat is tired of being on the driveway.
0:22 Finally, a no one was harmed because that guy was obviously harmed.
@00:21 *No one was harmed lol
What an original comment, do you virtue signalers ever get tired of pining for likes?
I think they were harmed pretty badly
Ohhh..... he was definitely forked up.
The impact of a car accident extends far beyond the physical damage, leaving emotional scars for years.
And going home early from work. ... Best comment ever! 😂😂
The clip of the two Guidos wrecking the Ferrari during the test drive is a classic. I wish there was a follow up vid with the sales guy ordering a mob hit.
8:54 nice save
I applaud the guy who sacrificed his truck under the falling tree to save the house 👏
Amazing compilation 👏🏻👏🏻
This person at 9:10 clearly has never seen the Final Destination movies or they wouldn’t try this.
What does Final Destination have to do with windshield wipers?
@9:42... We got cows!
Yes I really just did quote that.
cool to see these golden oldies again
Life is HARD for people who don't understand physics....
Am besten gefällt mir der blöde Radfahrer!
It drives me nuts when people have a car coming at them and they try to outrun it instead of side-stepping out of its path.
*No vehicles were harmed in the making of this video*
10:57
"Enough is enough. I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday truck."
- Feville Nlynn.
That guy stuck on the sign 😂
I love how the video says that no one was harmed but a good amount of these people probably ended up in the hospital.
"No-one was harmed"... right... 😅
7:42 is not a fail. That's one of the joys of winter.
11:10 is a Vindscreen Viper
14:08 You got to hand it to those BMW engineers, apparently this model automatically stops whenever the driver falls out of the car.
15:21 The Ocean is calling 🗿
I'm freeeeeeeeee!!!! 😂😂😂
I wanna see a video where clearly nobody is hurt but the caption says, "everyone died a horrible, painful death."
Everyone and everything was harmed. 🙄
Boa noite, pessoas loucas em momentos divertidos. Parabéns pelo vídeo.
1:49 OUTCH! 😂
3:23 was actually funny!
0:29 I identify as a skateboard and I do tricks to 🛹 😳
2:08 That’s not a fail. The BIKE made it. That’s what counts.
was gonna say. Bike made it just fine 👌
Спасибо ❤❤❤
0:05 the nerve of those emergency vehicles
12:33
Imagine your car got airbagged before even having your first ride 💀
Legend has it the crow at 9:50 is STILL attached to that guy's wiper arm, and has taken up permenant residence there 😆
0:38 This Part Is My Favorite
* NO ONE WAS HARMED *
13:38- you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
In america are very funny people, i like this 😂😂
The motorcyclist who went off the road and down that hill was DEFINITELY harmed. 💯
Watching this video was a rollercoaster of emotions!
1:46 It's like running away from the police, but in German the navigation system always likes to say: Go straight over the roundabout 😂
The way the person at 1:32 finds the positive in the situation was inspirational.
0:52 Dude said: "It can't be crossed."
I love how there's a "No one was harmed" on a simple fender bender at 1:03 but there is none at 0:22 when DUDE CAREENED OFF A FRICKING CLIFF!!
The guy who managed to get the boot off of his car was a win for sure.
7:04 The idiots in this bus clip? The passengers! (Show some class, you dang idjits!)