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Dude complaining about a $5 tip from a pizza order? WTF? Most people hardly tip at all anymore so be grateful.
I think that one made Inside Edition lol
I heard about this. It was a $20 order. $5 is 20%. If he wanted a bigger tip, he should have taken a larger order.
The woman complained to Doordash, the tip was rescinded, and he no longer works for Doordash. What a stupid was to loose your job.
Edit: A $5 tip for a $20 order is 25%, not 20%. Math was never my strong suit.
@@Zyk0th such an entitled douche. glad he was fired
This and them messing with the food is why I don’t get delivery
Dude this comment got pinned by THE FailArmy! Give this man or woman more likes!
"That's a nice house for a $5 tip." What, was he expecting to get a Ferrari for delivering a pizza?
A $5 tip is not that bad for delivering one pizza? Or is it in the States?
@@MartijnKapper This is in the States, but an average tip over here is 20%. A $5 tip for a $20 order is 25%. He complained about getting an above average tip because he felt his customer could afford even more. The sheer entitlement of some people, man...
Hell no, since when is it 20%? 20% is insane, you do realize that, right? That's a HUGE markup over the original price. It's like buying a $500 playstation and tipping $100 bucks my guy. It's percentage based. It used to be 10% then 15% now you are saying it's 20%? That's just nuts.@@Zyk0th
Like not even value added tax is 20% and that's saying something. @@Zyk0th
I'm English. Here we don't tip, so it's lost on me. The stingy employers should cover that.
Hearing that tip guy got not
only the tip taken away and
refunded but also fired fills
my heart with joy ❤
Fuck yeah! Let 'em suffer for wanting to pay their bills!!! LULZ
Got not the tip that tip guy did, but did too get fired did that tip guy did he.
@@Michael-fr7lt That took me several readings to realize it still wasn't going to make any sense. >_> :D
You want him to lose his job and thereby his financial security over a petty comment? Jesus dude get a grip.
@@FirstFamilyCharger ingrates
don't deserve good things to
happen to them. I don't care what
you think about that.
The delivery guy's attitude demonstrates precisely why he does not DESERVE a tip! You not having enough money is not the customer's personal problem, regardless what size house they're in.
The woman complained to Doordash, and the tip was rescinded. He also lost his job with Doordash.
For the record, this was a $20 order, meaning $5 is a 25% tip when an average tip is 20%.
You pay for the service, not because it's a requirement. Honestly most people don't understand the difference anymore. If you give good service, you deserve a tip. Good service isn't just the fact that you're doing what you were hired to do.
Would you believe that in a lot of countries, even *attempting* to tip is considered an insult....TO THE BUSINESS? Weird right? I mean, what business owner wouldn't be super happy passing off even more of their operating costs to their customer? It's like advertising "Hey! I pay my employees shit but still have high prices so that YOU can pay the balance of their salary...in addition to the high prices. You're WELCOME!"
and who wouldn't want to advertise that you intentionally fuck over your employees? Amirite???
Oh, b.t.w. have you noticed that a TON of these places are struggling to get employees, particularly in tipped positions? HOW WEIRD! It's like people don't want to have a job that basically pays next to nothing or something!?
@@Ghostiificationbut this guy didn't gave a good service...
@@Ghostiification Couldn't disagree more! People don't deserve any extra just for doing their job correctly as they're supposed to! One shouldn't have to pay a bribe for better services, nor does one deserve worse service for not paying said bribe. The fact that they don't make enough money is not our personal concern. It is a serious problem that does need to be addressed, in a way that doesn't rely on us footing the bill for it!
Giving workers extra cash where it's not warranted is what originally gave greedy American business owners the idea that they could start underpaying their staff and pass that cost on to the customer in the form of tips. Because why not? Especially if there's plenty of schmucks like you out there just happy to give away your money for nothing!!! Your kind of thinking is literally what got todays "tip workers" into this whole mess.
It's really not that complex of an issue to solve. As Asmodeus' comment pointed out, a lot of other countries don't even have this problem at all because they just legislate that the employers pay their staff a fair wage to start with. No need for tips. Simple.
$5 tip for what looks like a $30 order???
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT???
even for a 150€ order is 5€ still much... i mean i live in germany and not the us. But most oft the delivery guys her in germany only gets around 50cent - 2€...
30 hell that looked like it might have been 20
I mean I never tip like less than 10 because I get the struggle but yeah, that’s not a bad amount.
55 second delivery guy …. Complaining about 5. Dollar tip ? …. 40-50 deliveries a shift plus wage …. What a wanker
@@KesshOxCry Im pretty sure EU Tipping is almost the exact opposite as North America
13:05 the poor Valentine's gifter guy hahahahahhahhahahahahahaaaa
It was a sign, if there ever was one.
It was like watching Mr. Bean in real life.
damn I feel so bad for this guy.. really made me feel sad
I haven’t laughed that hard in days
11:42 I am literally shaking - *like who cares what you are at any moment?*
11:53 That dog looks so pleased with himself! Love it.
That umbrella covered my entire life in 5 seconds.
THE PIZZA GUY WANT 100 DOLLAR OR WHAT ??
hey hey hey bro
He deserves more money than 5 dollars bc he delivers and people should be grateful and appreciate all the work these employees do for ungrateful customers like that person
Don't order delivery if you can't afford to tip friend
Pizzacı gerçek bir idiot çünkü.
@@carlossebastiannecroticgot7232I wouldn’t say ungrateful, at least he got a tip
11:50 welp, now you have 2 dogs
but what is that thing that his head stick out from, floor?
@@adelardj7026 red box with hole? Idk 😂
Awesome
$5 for a pizza and 1 side? Thats 20%, which is the max expected in restaurants where waiters actually work and get paid
As a delivery driver, you are wrong about that. I'm assuming he's working for a gig company since most pizza places outsource instead of using their own drivers now. We (at least in my area) do not get minimum wage. We get a flat fee starting at $2 (Doordash) per delivery. If customers don't tip, you can literally lose money by delivering to them when gas is factored in. Calling it a tip is misleading, because it's really more of a bid. Orders that don't have high tips on them tend to sit because people choose not to deliver them. I would never call someone out on their tip, because it's unprofessional, and I try not to accept orders that don't tip highly enough to make it worthwhile. Instead of considering the tip as a total percentage of the price of food, consider the tip as a reasonable amount to deliver considering your distance to the store and other factors. Where I deliver, $5 is a good tip for a local delivery in good weather, because that means I'm likely earning at least $7 on the delivery, and I can do 3-4 local deliveries in an hour. If you are 20 minutes away and tip $5, the food will sit on the shelf for a long time, because I can only do 1 delivery like that an hour (return trip empty) and would rather see $18+ earnings before I accept that. Keep in mind, we are using our personal vehicles and paying for wear and tear as well as gas, which usually eats up about 15% of my earnings.
Doordash sucks as a company and charges massive delivery fees which do not go to the drivers. They are routinely trying to force us to do more for less. Recent changes they have made include removing the base pay for bundled orders (meaning if you don't tip, we are working for free), hiding parts of your tip to trick us into accepting bad orders, and punishing people who decline too many bad orders by sending them more bad orders. I feel this guy's frustration, because it sucks to be trying to keep your acceptance rate above 70% and keep being given orders from stingy fucks who don't tip. Doordash is also screwing us by over saturating all their markets with new drivers which makes it much harder for any one individual to make enough money for Doordash to be worthwhile versus a different job. I'm personally looking for different employment because it has gotten simply unsustainable, and my car has broken down as a result of the 10s of thousands of extra miles I put on it.
paid less than minimum wage and it was our gas. Waitresses can walk to work if they can't get enough, we couldn't.
Do better, man
fuckin what on earth do you mean a full wage? I was $4/hr at Papas $75 just for the whole night mom and pop in Philly and $5/hr at a mom and pop in Jersey. You live in the clouds
@@crudboy12here's an idea, if you don't like the job get a different one.
@@crudboy12 Then you're in the wrong line of work. Not my fault that "any delivery fee is not a tip for the driver" is the Pizza Hut (and others) policy.
0:47 tipping culture is insane
it shouldn't be a thing
It has gotten crazy. Tip jars everywhere! I'm surprised the mailman hasn't demanded a tip... yet. Like I said above, these companies need to raise wages.
US is a broken country, stop this whole tipping BS and just pay people. Then if you dont earn enough you cant whine about tips, just get a different job.
@@lokent6592Ah yes the whole Us is a broken country. Swear we occupy your thoughts 24/7 365. How sad, I don’t think about Europeans on a daily basis.
@@lisathesupergremlin7731 How much extra are you willing to pay to raise wages?
12:55 Really, how he gonna blame the woman for that? Dude is so busy on his cell phone he doesn't notice a woman SEVERAL FEET OFF THE GROUND.
That's clearly staged. He starts falling as soon as he makes contact with an elastic band.
I’m sure it’s staged but on the off chance it’s not, I totally agree with you
It's staged.
this one and the one right after it are so staged, really breaks the flow of the video
@@zibberebbiz The one right after didn’t looked stage. Got the balloons caught in the door.
02:24 I like the way they hug each other because they just experienced a miraculous stroke of luck.
was bout to say the same thing
I interpreted that as "Hey Al, here's that bike you wanted."
"Thanks Steve, but did you really have to dump it on the ground like that?"
"Well, you know how much I hate your guts Al."
Like something out of Family Guy lol
That was hilarious
@@adamb89 What are you saying?
@@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork I said:
I interpreted that as "Hey Al, here's that bike you wanted."
"Thanks Steve, but did you really have to dump it on the ground like that?"
"Well, you konw how much I hate your guts Al."
Like something out of Family Guy lol
2:25 by far the coolest handshake I have ever seen
Bro fell into a cut scene 😂😂
@9:40 That was a Jean-Claude Van Damme split. Impressive!
14:12 You can tell that the thought, “Is he dead?” crossed the mind of the horn blower.
I thought the "victim" was gonna jump at the horn guy once he came close enough
Imagine complaining about a $5 tip. If he only does 4 deliveries and hour he is making $20 an hour. What does he want for a delivery job. She handled it better than I would have.
You dumb what pizza delivery job pays 20 an hour. Anywhere that encourages tipping their workers doesn't pay well.
12:55 "Wtf lady!"??? Actually, she is in what looks like an exercise area, and is walking a tightrope in high heels. Props to her. Maybe YOU should watch where youre going.
I’m sure it’s staged, but if not, I totally agree
Staged
Like it didn't notice a woman walking in front of him for feet off the ground
Definitely wasn't staged or anything...
its some dude addicted to his phone, probably just binges tiktok all day, it's to be expected
Yep... and I'd give him another tip .. "Ya might want to get another job "... 😂😂
I agree with you.
that’s literally near impossible now tho
6:40 I think if I saw that many unopened packages at a house i'd get a wellness check done on the person living there
I was thinking the same. It could also be a hoarder. Some people will buy tons of stuff for the thrill and never open it.
@@skateata1 If it's a hoarder, they definitely need a wellness check.
This was the chat I was looking for there's something wrong for sure.. it's seems to be a very safe neighborhood but the neighbors seem not to get involved with their neighbors well being.
That's exactly what I thought.
7:59
Little trucker tip::
Have a spare key under the hood... plenty of wire ties under there to discretely hang one from a keychain.
First thing I do with every new rig.
Best way I've heard/what I do is one for the ignition and one for my pocket. I always have a key to my truck in my possession with another in the ignition at almost all times.
Yup, and I pull the door lock fuse out. My doggie did it to me at the gas pumps once.
Or have key in pocket that helps too....
"it's a nice house for a five dollar tip " lool
Maybe they should pursue their employers for needing to top up their inadequate wages with tips, and not the customer. 🧐
@@tubebilityalso maybe the should be grateful and not so entitled.
It looked like maybe $25 worth of pizza and a $5 tip is 20%. Delivery guy is a dick.
@@Andrew-hp1yj 💯 percent
Americans scared stiff of “socialism”, happy to cop minimum wage but will squeal like beggars when they don’t like the tip. All bravado, no dignity! Pathetic
0:46 okay pizza guy karen
It’s a Keven but true
I would’ve made a call & gotten that pizza guy fired in a heartbeat. What a prick. Be happy you got a tip at all, bruh. SMH.
Why you got to seek vengeance
@@dansback8053indeed sir
He did got fired for his attitude. 5$ tip on 20$ order is not bad anyway.
@@Meg_of_all_threads 5$ is actually more then what he should of gotten lol 2$ for every 10 on the bill is how i work tips out, i woulda gave him 4
@dansback8053 the guy represents the company he works for. To be a douche and demean the PAYING customer is bad business. Do you think the customer will tell all of their friends to order from this company and have a douche demean them? Either the delivery guy was having a bad day, week, month, life, but remember who pays your bills.
He is/was a liability and hopefully he learns to keep his mouth/emotions in check.
10:13 He said "Ooo you cheating on your husband!" I'm happy that other kid told him to mind his business cause he fr should
Yeah the captions on these videos are usually also a huge fail. I’m guessing they’re either autogenerated by a bot, or transcribed by someone with a hearing impairment.
@@Neil_SMBingo, I came here to say the same thing! Guessin a bot.
It's crazy how it made me hear what they transcribed with a Jamaican accent.@@Neil_SM
3:56 "you cant park there" vibes 😂
2:39- during WWII Boeings would get wings, tails and engines shot off and they would still make it back home.
Today they fall apart without even being shot.
Whatever changed, they need to change it back.
Trump deregulated the aviation industry 😮money, money, money 💰
0:53 dude wants a $20 tip on $25 order. That's why you deliver pizza, buddy.
Five dollars? That’s a lot of money, dude. Greetings from Germany.🇩🇪
That dog looked so proud of himself sticking his head through that hole 😅
@12:58 dude's complaining because he's a nimrod paying no attention to his surroundings and glued to his phone. Class act.
Staged
02:19 when you crash your vehicle but the cutscene triggers anyway
@12:27 her friend still tried to make the keg stand happen!! 😂😂🤣
2:19 is the most badass entrance I've seen in a while
Something tells me that the house with a ton of unopened Amazon boxes might truly have a problem...
The guy asleep under the hood was hilarious lol.
0:47 So petty, man. That house should at LEAST be a 6$ tip.
8:47 he not going that gym ever again💀💀
Chicken showing everyone who the real chicken is 😂😂😂5:47
now imagine that but with a rooster
the coward wouldve been vaporised before they could even move
Man these delivery drivers sure do feel entitled to large tips. But they're their own boss haha
6:35 Looks like this place doesn’t have porch pirates.
11:50 Himbs Mr Happy Doggie! 🤣🤣🤣
People walking along reading their phones deserve everything they get
I only have an iPhone 5 that dies if you use it for more then a minute
That snowboard 🏂 fail was hilarious. 😂😂😂
2:20 Did the bike continue on and blow up in the enemy’s base?
I feel so bad for the guy delivering the gifts. He needs a hug.
yeah... DIBS NOT!!
11:51 I DIED!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rest in peace 🙏
@@emailaccount4483 🤣🤣🤣thank you 🙏🙏🙏
@@emailaccount4483I was gonna do the same joke
11:49 hahaha "This is not my dog!" 😅💀
It is now!
Heheheh poor thing. How in heavens name did it get there like that anyway? It must be floating on air or something...
The last guy will remember that day for the rest of his life, if he lived.
survival skills: 0
health: 0
intelligence: 0
wisdom: 0
mana: 0
lives: 0
items: 0
IQ: 0
defence: 0
offense: 0
strength: 0
life: 0
success: 0
weapons: 0
power: 0
victory chance: 0
wasps: ∞
weakness: π
failure: Ω
stupidity: μ
carelessness: Π
Did you guys hear the tom and Jerrys scream at 4:20 🤣🤣🤣
the guy accepted the situation and became hydrated
0:27 bro feed the hole family💀
whole*
@@planetx1595whole sounds like hole
@@TheMoreChargedMultiMonster
☝️🤓
8:27 thats the best scare noise ive ever heard! 😂
I know...I laughed at that one...mainly because I make noises like that all the time when stuff goes wrong to amuse myself. Actually knowing I am not the only one on planet earth that does this is a comfort....
and then "press shift to run" appears in the top right corner
anyone know the original of that clip?
1:23 Lucky that's a pottery table and not a lathe!
I can't imagine throwing while wearing a fringe top. And long hair!
@@dragoncubes1074Welp she learned about stupid games lol
Thank you for not gaslighting us with "Nobody got hurt"!
You wake up, get up, have breakfast, get dressed, leave the house, but you don't know if you'll come back alive hahahaha
0:47- Nice house for a $5 tip
Get a new job buddy.
It is a Canada geese bite his fingers in 8:45!!! It's funny!
That hurt your feelings?
Someone got their stuffings hurt.
2:30 - Why these screens are even there?
2:39 - Are they in space?
It's the city below them
I think the person that writes your captions in the videos is the same person that writes instruction manuals for amazon.
0:04 * NO ONE BROKE THEIR SPINE *
3:51 - gotta be Spirit Airlines
I was going to make this exact comment 🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
This is definitely the Southwest Airlines cabin based on the blue backed seats, and the lack of seat-back screens rules out Delta. Based on photos, Spirit has much thinner/harder black seats with small tray tables (much narrower than the seat width) and lack of recline, however, they actually have a more modern looking interior to my eyes.
That pizza man expecting more than a $5 tip, which is considerate tipping, yet he's the type to laugh at people like my friend's family for having a GoFundMe campaign.
I bet you that that pizza guy was from california
9:05 i dont remember that part of the movie😂😂
I would of told the pizza guy off
So what happened to that skydiver? Did he keep tumbling and fall to his death? Almost looks like he was knocked out.
I was thinking the same thing...
At least they didn’t say “nobody was hurt”!
Usually, there’s an extra parachute that automatically deploys at a certain minimum altitude. I think it is 2,000ft
His arms were still waving as he was trying to find his stability. He looked fine.
1:14 The panicking made it worse😅 hope she's ok
The sound on 18:41 is the best sound ever
You just had to make me click the time 💀
Bro tuck 0 Damage falling from them ladders
Your sense of humor in these videos is perfect. Thanks.
30 years ago if you told someone that they would have everything they do recorded they would be appalled!
true
I'm appalled about that in 2024
Fuck was he expecting... a 15 dollar tip?
The CHEESE slice on the windshield 😀 OMG!
OMG! I thought it was a post-it note or something!
Is that what it was?! Thanks 👍
I wanna know the story on this one. Like is there someone out there just throwing cheese at cars? Is this a new thing? Did TikTok come up with another stupid idea? I need answers.
And possibly some bread and maybe ham or salami to go with that.
CHEESE TOUCH!!!
0:14 Bloke with a hand bag 🤣🤣🤣
"One tonne Tina in a wheelchair."
That cracked me up.
That Pizza Guy @0:46 should be lucky he got a Tip, here in the UK , we reward service and a tip is a bonus if you get one.
natural facts right there
I use to deliver pizza and was lucky to make 10 bucks a night in tips. I also did oil changes and made about 5 bucks a month in tips and was grateful for that.
thats absaloutly great
$5 tip is enough.
I get the pizza delivery guys point, but $5 is actually decent. When I was delivering pizzas- the rich folks never tipped, like $0. Once I drove an order to the far end of our delivery zone literally at the top of the hill in a McMansion subdivision, BMW's and a Porche in the driveway. Had to be a 3500 sq ft house. The guy answers the door and informs me he is a nickel short. So, not only did I not get a tip, I had to give up 5 cents to cover him. I got a thanks and a door slam. Meanwhile the poorest folks in town always tipped. Rich folks wouldn't be rich if they were good people after all.
No matter how this video is perceived, I want to express my sincere thanks to its creators. It's brought moments of laughter and happiness into my day.
That was a slick move 0:19 😮😮
"I've been waiting for this my whole life"
7:45 Well, at least this RV driver has the BRAIN to back up and not be like: "Nah, i try anyways, i dont care if i rip off my roof." like some other stupid drivers.
I watch these videos and think; "What happened to us as humans? I thought we were better than this stupity."
This one was so painful to watch, I couldn't watch it all the way through...
"stupity"???
@@dionh70 you know what I mean!
Well, intelligence of a population is usually distributed as a bell curve...
100%
JOHNATHAN! BUY ME A NEW PHONE! got me dying
6:57 rip bro
People try so hard to idiotproof the gyms yet people find lazy ways to take a safety feature and turn it into yet another hazard... smh.
15:44 what did he think was going to happen?
Describes 80% of these!
@@AnimatronicBadgerlord 🤣🤣🤣🤣true!
🤭 he thought he was the king
@@user-cw3rv8gn7z 😋😋😋😋true
The wasp lip guy got me good!
0:19 Bro came out of that like an absolute champ
2:20 Is.. is that Tony Soprano?
0:06 every time one of these fish flopping or box jumping muppets gets owned an angel gets its wings
The guy who tried to turn the boat over 🗿
The beekeeper was so knowledgeable
if somebody would complain about a tip i would never tip again
truth
1:29 More and more people have been playing golf drunk.
Now THAT was a penalty stroke!
That guy knew he was going to gall several seconds before he did. 😂
That bat has 6 senses alright:
1: Idiocracy
2: Idiocracy
3: Idiocracy
4: Idiocracy
5:Idiocracy
6: Idiocracy
omg 2:20 Like an absolute boss😂
He gonna whine about a $5 tip. Be grateful you got anything. She could've given no tip. Expecting more is like having your hand out begging for money. Say thank you and leave.
AI doesn't ask or complain about a tip and a robot can easily do your job. In fact, it's already happening where i live.
11:51 the dog going Bonjour XD
The best was the complaint about the car seat not staying up from the customers and the employee fixes it by simply moving the seatbelt out of the way saying “You don’t fucking say?”🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:11 that feeling is horrible🤦♂
When you have a bad day and that happens😡😡
@@lorenzolena8076men-liker