New York needs a Doorman!! I'm here to help. Filmed/Edited by Dan Robinson/Billy June @billyjune88 Christopher Gramuglia @crgram_dp Casey Lipitz @clipitz
yeah thats gotta be the funniest covid 19 themed joke ive heard ever since the day CIA flipped the COVID-19 button on in order to effectively headman a movement, a boycott if you will - against the procurement and consumption of the CHEAP GASOLINE which emerged onto the market back when Saudi Arabia and Russia refused to cap production and thus control the price constantly - they decided to throw a wrench into the engine - gas prices plummeted - then covid hit - and as gas was its cheapest- the fewest cars were driving - look into it
COMEDY. Man, fatty has grown to be my favorite "young" working comedian. Unique delivery and style, not a story type of guy, as he says it himself, rather quick fire killer one liners. He deserves all the success that he gets.
@@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs I dont care to go back and search for the story again Im just curious, does anybody recall specific details of the car -break- in? was a window smashed? was the lock jimmied? did the robber open an unlocked door? was a window just rolled down? I feel really bad for mark sometimes, I feel like, he's here, living life, and the world is happening all around him, hitched onto 12 differnt axis of rotation, going 12 different directions all in 12 different colors , and he's easily the most loveable of all the top tier names in the active comedy scene, but i feel an wince of frustration for the sake of his mishaps or fuck ups - because they always seem like they would normally be consistently avoidable - but that world's movin - and Mark Doorman is just there perpetually holding the door for the next person coming, always being that hero for anyone who asks anything of him, always being of service, never saying no, always saying yes, and in the midst of it - here's mark normand, and he just raises his chin (looks up at eye level but avoids eye contact with the lense) and he just smiles the smile of a man who's been through it all and is willing to continue going on - comedy! tragedy comedy tragedy comedy! shout out to mark normand, he's in my top 5 with theo von, tim dillon, bobby lee, and big jay oaky oak
Mark Normand landing a kickflip in a doorman outfit with dress shoe!!! THE F-ING GOAT!!!! NOW, I think he is awesome! Nick Mullen, Gillis, and Normand are some of the few comedians that are funny on and off the stage!! Much props to Mark, he has balls of steel, and can get away with saying crazy stuff to people!
This is a prime example of why you always keep the memory cards on you and never in the camera gear after a shoot. I was terrified that we lost all these glorious yucks in the Great Mark Alarmand Car Break-in.
Hey Mark, i have more wacky pun ideas for you Mark SCOREMAN - Go score softball games in the park Mark TOURMAN - Take over a NYC tour bus for the day MARK SPOREMAN - cover your self in deadly fungal spores and become a human tree.
4:11 holy fuck! i had no idea Mark had it in him, lol
YOOOOOOO! SICK!
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He can skate bro
That was sick
Haha fuck ya dude props
I've known you for 10 years and you've never once held any door open for me.
Will the fans ever see ari shafir jew ? Love your stand up and podcast
He only opens them for upstanding citizens
Lol
He probably doesn't want to get drugged.
I got you 2563
" Use to work for the royal family. That Meghan Markle... she's a real liar."
One of the many times I lost it.
A real battle axe
I love how Kevin Hart promoted Mark Normand at the end. Such a nice gesture
Mark Doorman*
Doorman thought he was having a normal convo with a fellow doorman then came the meth and Jew lines 😂😂
The jew line threw me
@@goldencheese7247 lol meth is fine but I draw the line at anti-semitism!
Three shoe changes was a pretty good pro tip tho
Right 😂😂😂
Really not that weird of a thing to hear in NYC, I’m sure he’s used to it
"You're off the wagon" He just couldn't help himself.
😂😂😂😂😂 he told the priest "stay away from those kids"
Rollllinngg
OH HAHAHA HOLL WTF!?!?!
This one got me
good advice, they need it
this is the one that got me laughing out loud with no control. =)
"Careful, there's a guy in there trying to steal dogs"
Mark, you're in the top 5 funniest dudes out there right now.
Mark and Tim Dillon it's a dead heat.
Whats that joke pls explain
Black dogs matter 😅😅😅😅
The fact bro just kick flipped first try someone else’s board in dress shoes is insanely impressive lol the talent of this guy
That kickflip actually blew my mind
I paused the video and immediately looked for the skaters in the comments
he can actually skate pretty well lol
Still got it, he was a bit shaky but he delivered a flawless flip.
you can find a video of tony hawk shouting out normands skills
Mark nailing that kickflip was shocking
I've only been watching Mark Normand for less than a week but I knew he was capable of doing a kickflip so I expected him to nail it.
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That was sick
“I saw a couple guys giving each other the vaccine “ 😂
yeah thats gotta be the funniest covid 19 themed joke ive heard ever since the day CIA flipped the COVID-19 button on in order to effectively headman a movement, a boycott if you will - against the procurement and consumption of the CHEAP GASOLINE which emerged onto the market back when Saudi Arabia and Russia refused to cap production and thus control the price constantly - they decided to throw a wrench into the engine - gas prices plummeted - then covid hit - and as gas was its cheapest- the fewest cars were driving - look into it
Its a joke stolen from twitter
@Timothy No but other people do that arent named Mark Normand.
@@kevinkev417 exactly, Mark Doorman wrote it
😂😂
Ahahaha! "Stay away from those kids"!
And that kickflip. perfect and on the spot!
The amount and quality of content Mark’s putting out...
His word play is always top notch.
Comedy!
Literally feels like that 2 year run when the music industry was pumping out unoriginal crap trying to compete with Future.
I know!!! This guy is DESPERATE!!
Kevin Hart is truly coming into his own
“I got a job!” - As guy proceeds to open door for himself
I like how at the beginning some random guy jumps the turnstiles with Mark lol
so many new yorkers jump the turnstile lol
And then he turns around and let's a bunch of people in illegally through the door lol
That was just some black guy who was going to do it anyway. And probably does it everyday.
Do they not watch the turnstiles? Is there a fine to pay if you get caught? We don’t have public transportation here so I’m unfamiliar
I can't believe this doesn't have more views. Casually jumping the turnstyle to hold the door open for everyone, the kickflip, so many classic moments
“Stay away from those kids!” LMAOOO
I am not from america and not know much about jews can u explain why its funny
@@demonking7178 when he said that he was saying it about the catholic lookin dudes lol
Mark normand is a comedic genius.
I'm also thankful for the nice choice of music!
Greetings from Frankfurt
This is awesome, do more. Mark Postman, Mark Swordsman, Mark Cameraman... Comedy!!
+ Mark Snowman
Mark Airman (flight attendant). He’d kill it.
Mark Mormon
Mark Marksman 🎯
NORM MARKDONAND
Always appreciate a good Mark Norman kickflip
COMEDY.
Man, fatty has grown to be my favorite "young" working comedian. Unique delivery and style, not a story type of guy, as he says it himself, rather quick fire killer one liners. He deserves all the success that he gets.
On a podcast he can spin a good yarn though, plenty of crazy stories
@@kevinc5771 love that fatty
Fatty wtf is fatty ?
Mark is very Good!!
@@kevinc5771 a car call off s6i4 the wr2w5r6l7
It never fells to bring a smile to my face
Air Normand: Mark takes his talents to the local courts. Can he laugh his way to victory?
THIS! WE NEED IT MARK!! Lmao
I would love this
There's nothing in the rules about queefs being unable to compete.
I've watched every Mark Normand content I can find. Mark DOORMAN is a vibe.
Let's see if this vid was worth Mark losing his wallet for.
Sure was, I'd say
Brian Hacker lol, in the podcast he even talks about his car getting broken into during the shooting of this vid
@Brian Hacker Senior McGrumpypants
@Brian Hacker more like brian whacker. heyyyyyyy.....onnnly kidding. barely knew her.
@@OnEwHoRiDesLinEs I dont care to go back and search for the story again Im just curious, does anybody recall specific details of the car -break- in? was a window smashed? was the lock jimmied? did the robber open an unlocked door? was a window just rolled down?
I feel really bad for mark sometimes, I feel like, he's here, living life, and the world is happening all around him, hitched onto 12 differnt axis of rotation, going 12 different directions all in 12 different colors , and he's easily the most loveable of all the top tier names in the active comedy scene, but i feel an wince of frustration for the sake of his mishaps or fuck ups - because they always seem like they would normally be consistently avoidable - but that world's movin - and Mark Doorman is just there perpetually holding the door for the next person coming, always being that hero for anyone who asks anything of him, always being of service, never saying no, always saying yes, and in the midst of it - here's mark normand, and he just raises his chin (looks up at eye level but avoids eye contact with the lense) and he just smiles the smile of a man who's been through it all and is willing to continue going on - comedy!
tragedy
comedy
tragedy
comedy! shout out to mark normand, he's in my top 5 with theo von, tim dillon, bobby lee, and big jay oaky oak
Thankyou for your service Mark.
I need more of Mark Doorman in my life!
genuine laughter and smiles for me. Thanks Mark.
Not the comic we deserve, but the comic we need right now
“I’m gay” with his delivery has to be the funniest joke I’ve heard in a while
The sex shop part was killing me. Comedy!
The anal bead line got me good.
Right??!! 🤣
So ridiculous they have the sign on the door saying 18 to enter, but also have dildos facing the street windows
gonna leave this on 69 likes. nice.
Mark is CRUSHING the game lately.
How the hell did I miss this dude. I lived in NOLA for a decade. My favorite comic coming up right now. Mark is himself and he really rocks.
well that was fun!! what a comic.. is there anything you won't do LOL... loved it..
The more I watch the funnier he gets.
I think I should get commission.
When he nailed that kick flip....!!! 💪
0:38 Love the random guy jumping the turnstile right next to you!!!!
When he ever says “ come on my back”
with, the little clap clap… im on the ground 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hardest working person in show business, folks. Queef it up!
Mark Normand is just the absolute best.
Damn that kickflip was awesome. Who knew
3:49 “...and stay away from those kids.” Hahaha!!!
Someone give this man his wallet with his memories in it . We love you Mark!!!
Even Mark’s throw away off the cuff jokes are clever and funny! One of the most underrated comics around!
🔪
Yes! This is the one. Stick with this one. Long live Mark Doorman.
Consistently brilliant.
That kick flip was impressive in those shoes i feel like that needs some appreciation
I’m already laughing at the title! 🤣 Love Mark!
I love mark showing off his kickflip
its the best part of any episode
Could watch this all day
Bro the amount of shit he must’ve gone through for these 5 minutes of UA-cam... nyc no joke, this an up and coming legend for a fact
His face and voice makes him perfect for these skits 😂😂 the cop and this have me cracking up.
Dude just opens the subway door 🤣
Mark Normand is pure controlled chaos and I love it.
LMFAO! Wow I can now say Queefy McNormand is my favorite comic! Man this and the street pullups/comedy bit are top. Thanks for sharing!
Mark you are easily the only comedian on the planet that has a chance to reach Dave Chappelle status. Keep going your on Fire
Mark Normand is a gem! Can’t get enough of him and hope to see him in a show sooner than later!
This is what we want instead of the shorts. Make a tiktok for that mark. These vids are great for UA-cam
Ive been a Mark Norman fan but after that kick flip Im a stan now.
opening the mailbox is great
This was awesome! We need more of these.
The fact that hes so friendly makes it even funnier
"sorry, door person" was so overlooked LOL 🤣
'I can't find the G Spot' hahahah
hes really good at just shooting the shit to strangers i like it
is this how....people....behave ?
He hits the kick flip every time, love it
Aaaalright. Heeere we go. Yup.
Mark Normand landing a kickflip in a doorman outfit with dress shoe!!! THE F-ING GOAT!!!! NOW, I think he is awesome! Nick Mullen, Gillis, and Normand are some of the few comedians that are funny on and off the stage!! Much props to Mark, he has balls of steel, and can get away with saying crazy stuff to people!
Kevin just keeps getting better and better. Keep it up Mark!
And he can skate...a man of many talents🤟🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I've been waiting on this since he talked about it on We Might Be Drunk and Tuesdays With Stories! ☺️
so happy i discovered Mark Normand finally, been loving him!!
"Did someone ask you to do this?" "No! Just bein' nice..."
NOBODY loves comedy more than Mark. NOBODY!
Mark, you are one of the most interesting comedic personalities currently doing content!
haha! very cute. if you get a sitcom i'm going to have to get cable again...can't miss that.
This is a prime example of why you always keep the memory cards on you and never in the camera gear after a shoot. I was terrified that we lost all these glorious yucks in the Great Mark Alarmand Car Break-in.
One of the funniest things you have done! Please come to Chicago, I had tickets for your show precovid and the show was canceled!
There is Mark Normand, there is Tim Dillon, and then there is everybody else.
Shane Gillis if I had to pick a 3rd
Theo von
That's why I hate comedy
Mark isn't 1% of the comedian that Tim Dillon is.
Nick mullen
This was so good...Doorman Normand and his creative wit.
That kick flip caught me so off-guard! Idk if he really nailed it 1st try or that was just the edit but either way...DAMN!!
Brilliant!!!!!
This actually looks like a job Mark would work if the comedy thing never worked out.
Thanks for the laughs!! hilarious!!!!!!!
"These kids today are bunch of queefs!"
-Mark Doorman aloud to himself
Haha this was pure joy. I needed this
Man this skit is gold, pls do more Mark
This is the best and it brightened my day
The kickflip was the most impressive part of this video.
Bro I’m grown to love Mark Norman his wittyness and quips are unmatchable!!!
"If we break even we'll cover the uniform. I'm gay." So gd funny
Very good! Bravo, Mark.
Hey Mark, i have more wacky pun ideas for you
Mark SCOREMAN - Go score softball games in the park
Mark TOURMAN - Take over a NYC tour bus for the day
MARK SPOREMAN - cover your self in deadly fungal spores and become a human tree.
Mark Goreman - walks around covered in fake open wounds
Mark BOREMAN - Unfunny, like serious Jerry
Mark poorman - lives in a shoebox in NYC
Mark whoreman -...........
Mark storeman - shoplifts airport stores
Mark Soreman - walks around always pisssed off while sporting open festering sores.
Mark Norseman, he does shit dresses like a Viking
This was more than I could’ve hoped for. Mark is the best ever!!
It’s nice to see Kevin Hart doing work for the community ❤️
You are Perfect! Hysterical.!!!!
Mark needs to find an excuse to kickflip in every sketch he does
So refreshing. Brilliant!
Next: doing stand up in the Anne Frank house; Mark Under-the-Floormand!
Soo many quotables!! 😂😂😂 This man is talented.
The best and brightest here folks. He's the foul mouthed Jerry Seinfeld. Mark will be very big soon if people don't get it already!!
"Stay away from those kids!" 😂