The only animal abuse Mario did was against Donkey Kong that one time in the first games of Donkey Kong. The dropping Yoshi is the players doing, not Mario. Also stomping on Goombas and Koopas is self-defence since those are all Bowsers minions. The destruction of castles was because they were Bowser's bases of operation to cause more terror and hold Yoshi eggs captive.
To be fair, bowser’s not going to do anything truly awful to her, and he helps fight off far worse threats when the going gets rough. Also, Peach is the ruler so that’s really a failing on her part
Not only that, he predicted time stopping *BEFORE IT HAPPENS* As I also said before, what Batman has said here? Ain't even half of the accomplishments he has, in more undocumented cases: There couldn't be the sheerest deduction expressed, as to why these Plumber Boi's are up there on my Anomalously Malleable Prevention lists... Solutions for Batman's own confined perspectives are BEYOND THAT then any Plastic Man's, or more outlandish then what an Imp may give you... THAT, is how dangerous Red Stache and Green Stache can truly be, that's not even getting into the breaching beyond the confines of the game or comics entails... Should there be one who does seek to devalue their capabilities so sheerly... Will only further serve to get them right they want you: Nails regardless of the metaphysicalities, so unknowingly sticking out, just for one to smack them in their place... Them? *THEY ARE THAT HAMMER...* Although most of these crimes are... dubiously contextually varied at best, the files aren't all there (as suspected... knowing Bowser's just as deceptive brilliance, these files aren't the bigger picture... For Batman's or anyone else sake of their scopes, it doesn't always hurt to do a second delving) there is still an understandable worry that comes with those Uberstars.
First this didnt seem like the End of the Universe in Super Mario Galaxy - it was just the Black hole that tried to kill *Just Them* who were closest to the Black Hole And the REASON he survived that is Because of the Sacrifice of Tiny Creatures that are capable of turning into massive suns as soon as they are old enough, and a Space Goddess that has a Space Ship capable of traveling faster than Light. He did not survive on his own, he got saved from his Universe's Incarnation of Kindness and Cuteness
@@Chris-gx1ei Oh shit, YT in their upmost pitiful maneuvers have pitifully ceased my own comment, despite speaking straight facts right about now and not the one's that DO MATTER... Any who... Mario already has multi-universal feats under his belt, the major feat given is still a level above from their already powerful seams.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 The only Multiversal Feat I saw from him was fighting a Secret Boss that looks like a Final Fantasy Rip Off Boss which he didnt even solo (It's a 3 vs 1 against that dude with whoever you like), and I am sure without high stats and without healing thid fight is very much Impossible since you cannot dodge. Other than that Count Bleck was only beaten by him after he used the Pure Hearts to nullify the Chaos Heart for the Fight - and a second time against Super Dimentio... Though neither Super Dimentio nor Count Bleck have more HP than the White Mammoths, who have literally as many HP as the Final Boss, fucking Robot of Mr L has even 275 HP and even 3 - 4 defense, and this machine only went down because of rapid fire.
I feel like Batman is forgetting one crucial factor in all of this. Mario doesn’t live in the same country as him, ergo the laws are different where he comes from.
Correction to help you guys MWU does not take borders into account he is basically if you stand on my lawn again how I will used the near full extension of the second amendment no matter where you are just on the border of dead
You know, claiming that Mario is a Mobster because he's Italian is racist. I thought Batman was better than that. Shame on you,shame shame on you. Batman's been cooped up in the Batcave too long. He needs to find someone to pick on that's worth his time.
Rumor has it that mario framed tony soprano for the murder of the kong family and now tony is in hiding at bikini bottom waiting for the right moment to get his revenge
Batman: *Starts to read Mario's accomplishments and feats* ...Alfred? Alfred: Yes Master Bruce? Batman: Coffee please, and leave the pot, this one's going to take a while to figure out.
This is the first one of these videos where Batman feels like the villain: relying on outdated/false/skewed information to put his target in a negative light and planning one of the most extreme fates worse than death, all while calling it justice. Someone should make a contingency plan to deal with him.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 If you played Mario & Luigi Paper Jam you'd know Mario is the nicest of the bunch. Mario couldn't be half as evil as the others if he tried, & the fact that you want to down play the abuse everyone else gives to Luigi in that game sickens me.
@MrGamernova Being too nice can be a dangerous thing sometimes. And Mario is one of them. And let's not forget that Luigi has been in Mario's shadow for quite a while, and he doesn't always get half the credit that he deserves.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 Too nice? Ok so I guess just not saying "Do you know what's going on, no of course you don't." & "I must be dreaming, that must be why Luigi looks so capable." & " LUIGI BE QUIET!" & other stuff I could go on about is your definition of Being to nice to Luigi... & you're blaming Mario for Luigi being in his shadow? Dang that's more evil then any Mario could be, next you'll justify Luigi getting his lunch money bullied out of him.
@MrGamernova I just don't like Mario. That's all. And I like Luigi better. And if I was that evil, Not only i understand and sympathize with evil, But I would also become one of the best and greatest villains of all time.
Cosmic ability: Dice of destiny. In any event, where Luigi can roll a nat 20, he can do so with the death stare alone. Results in winning the battle through the absence of effort. (Contingency plan: Trap him in a perpetual cycle where the event or game is in a permanent stasis, aka a repeating state of draw.)
There's also the fact that Mario is one of the 7 star children who are stated to be born a magical star inside them that grants them enough power to conquer a universe.
Weird thing is, Batman states Mario comes from the Mushroom Kingdom. He doesn't - he was born and raised in Brooklyn. As a matter of fact, neither does Princess Peach - as can be found playing the games, she comes from Sarasaland, a kingdom currently ruled by his cousin Princess Daisy, and was a refugee at a very young age. Basically, he didn't get a single fact straight. Let's give a few examples: 1) yes, Mario has a medical license. As a matter of fact, he's got expertise in A LOT of things, from carpentry to pest extermination to plane flying. 2) Goombas are DANGEROUS - they probably can secrete poisonous spores (simply touching one will kill Mario unless they - like Goombella - are friendly, which hints to the fact that their offense ability is VOLUNTARY) 3) The kart racing and tennis tournaments are organized by the Mushroom Kingdom and, as seen in the movie, the Kong Kingdom. As a diplomat and national hero, he's actually invited. 4) Yoshis, like Mario, can and do respawn. For a better explanation, they are excellent climbers and jumpers. Mario isn't. 5) "breaking bricks, wrecking castles without provocation" - those are the strongholds of the Koopas, that are holding a royal figure (and her entire retinue, fer chrissakes!) captive. Mario is simply replying to a casus belli. Mario's only crime is the capture of the original Donkey Kong - currently Cranky Kong - forcing his song Kong Jr. - currently Donkey Kong - to rescue him. Seriously, another stunt like this and Batman can toss his title of "World's greatest detective" (which he isn't - by his own admission, Ted "Blue Beetle" Kord is better) in the trash. Who got him this bunch of baloney, Wario? Waluigi? King Boo? Cackletta? Whoever did, he's sure to hate Mario with a passion, in order to come up with this level of bupkis. And Batman believed it. Good grief, Brucie mah boi, you should take a nap - it's obvious that caring for Damien is running you ragged. (not that it would help - according to Superman, Batman hasn't had a single night of restful sleep in the last thirty years)
i actually really like theory that Bowser kidnapping Peach and Mario coming to rescue her is all just a game for the 3 of them. they're just having a bit of fun to get away from the mundane routine of the monarchy. hence why Bowser constantly gets invited to smash bros and mario kart despite him being a clear antagonist. i can imagine Batman coming to beat the brothers up and then you have everyone looking at Batman like "wtf is this guy doing?"
@@TheZamaron yeah, where DO they come from? if he kills hundreds of them everytime bowser kidnaps Peach, and all of this is within a single lifetime, then how exactly is he replenishing his forces? unless they're not actually dead and they're completely fine and all this is fake
Batman forgets that Mario has fatehax. He got a wish made on the star road. He will ALWAYS be able to save the princess eventually. So he will break out of whichever container or trap eventually. Also Dr Mario CREATED the super vitamins, which can cure any disease in Dr Mario 64. He is quite capable and superior to what Batman might think. Also Mario can carry his items on him.
@@gideonbrown4215 Indeed. That kinda prevents his fatehax, so batman has to take down bowser beforehand. And that is not easy with the dream, reality, time, plot and whateber more hax he has. Also 3000iq i believe from that mario party gba game.
Probably also would be worth mentioning when teamed up with his brother Luigi, the two's combat capabilities drastically exceed both of theirs put together. Just ask Sephiroth and every other cosmic horror getting hit with their own reflected attacks curtsy of a simple hammer followed by being stomped on endless number of clones spawned by a mirror.
I don’t know where it’s a misunderstanding or being hoodwinked, but Mario is not a criminal. He should be trial before accused. However, if he was in Belle Reeve, another soldier for Amanda Waller, task force X program. As for the power ups, Lucius of Wayne Tech, or star labs, could find use for the power ups, and managed to convert them into food, power pills or finding a way to and prove upon weapon Ising suits either way the power of mushroom for bigger or smaller size could be useful the star can only make you invincible for a short time, and the leafs can make you fly and the fire or ice flower can also prove affective. Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about Luigi being a ghost hunter.
I hate the theory that they make that Mario is evil, because the rules on the Mario World isn't the same in the Dc world or just in general, 2nd is that Bowser minions works for Bowser that helps him captures Peach (As far I see is that in any social media in cannon Mario verse I never see Mario treating Yoshi bad like people says, the 2010s era is the worst era from Mario of how people sees him as a bad guy), they forget that Mario saves the kingdom and Galaxies against Bowser (even in the Mario and Luigi RPG is that they are consider as a HERO for saving many peoples lives), I would like to see Batman making a plan against Bowser
Batman has no idea on what he is up against... Mario went far even as exploring the entire universe (Super Mario Galaxy), Does one heck of job cleaning up potentially dangerous biohazards (Super Mario Sunshine), Is able to clip through walls/paintings into different dimensions (Super Mario 64), And not to mention he also befriends a hat that allows him to easily manipulate other lifeforms or inanimate objects (Super Mario Odessey).... Oh and let's not forget about Luigi, batman isn't wrong but darker isn't the ideal strongsuit, instead, its a powerful, hidden, courageous maturity within mario's brother. Luigi has a knack for dealing with supernatural ghosts (Luigi's Mansion), let alone that in Smash Bros (A.K.A. Brawl) he has his "Negative Zone".... Last but not a few things, batman doen't even realize that mario and luigi can also store/reserve items for later use. Additionally, should any one or both die... THEY HAVE EXTRA LIVES TO SPARE.
Don't forget Peach and Daisy - they're both rulers of vast nations, and Peach recently acquired the ability to shapeshift... not to mention that Daisy, as can be seen in the various sports games, is absolutely RIPPED. The orange clad princess may look cute and harmless, but under that ballgown she's a BEAST.
Batman missing the part where Mario has super human physical capabilities, its able to use super jumps, throw fireballs, its highly proficient with maces and other blunt weapons and its a start child that can survive things akin to super novas its wild to me....
And if Princess Peach or any of the Toads interfere, what then? Peach can be as dangerous with an umbrella as the Penguin. Also, she has no diplomatic immunity.
No need to. Mario is currently a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, naturalized. He's also a national hero. If Batman captures and arrests him the Toads will release him and try to arrest Batman. Same goes for the Lumis, the Piantas, the Penguinfolk, the Beans and the Yoshis. Basically, the only way he could arrest Mario would be to take him back to Brooklin (where he has NO pending crimes - as a matter of fact, he's a renowned plumber and pest exterminator) or wait until Mario puts foot in the Koopa Kingdom - but that would be tantamount to him walking into Byalya and arresting HIMSELF (yes, in Byalya, ruled by the supervillain Queen Bee, Batman is a criminal, and the police have orders to shoot on sight)
The guy is basically immortal has somehow gain access to vehicles that he can't pilot has caused billions in property damage has caused many deaths has minor reality bending abilities do I have to go on
Don't forget that Mario and Luigi are completely willing to kill sapient beings like Cackletta; they didn't seem fazed when they mortally wounded her. Sure, it was to put a stop to her plans, which would pose a major threat to the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms, but it still shows that the Bros. don't have a no-kill code like Batman does.
At that point Cackletta was far far gone. They were literally just fighting her soul. It's not like they had much options especially the fact that getting sent to fight Cackletta's soul has drain them from their energy alot
@@PK_Miracle I mainly had the fight in Woohoo Hooniversity in mind, where they mortally wounded her to the point she needed to possess another body in order to continue living.
@@generaltechnomage306 Yeah, they burst into the room and without a moment's hesitation, disabled Fawful and busted her up in a very short order. They do not hesitate to use lethal force on literally everything that comes their way, lol. Bowser just happens to be one of the only few to survive his molten dates with lava or any otherwise "horrific" fate bestowed upon him, lol. Everyone else seldoms cheat death.
Rare misstep for you. (How do I put this in the nicest way possible…) Uh… we’ve (mostly, there are still those who try to put that trend on life support) moved on from that fad of making Mario look like a demon in human form. It now has the same energy as everything everywhere trying to shove “evil Superman” down our throats, even as we say that we’ve had enough, since for every Omni Man and TV Homelander, we get a bunch of stuff that’s all shock and no substance… Except, this time, it’s trying to justify hating a character because of a bunch of dribble someone online said… despite the guys who actually work on Mario saying that he is kind, and any slip up he makes is usually the result of player choice. (You having a hard time escaping the EMMI units in Metroid Dread does not serve as an indicator to Samus’ actual skill. She does not stink at escaping danger just because the player is having a tough time.) I still need to do what I usually do though… Contingency plan: ANNOYED GRUNT (Homer Simpson from The Simpsons) Oh, one more thing… Contingency plan: HAIL TO THE KING BABY (Ash Williams from the Evil Dead franchise)
Speaking of Luigi, he has tons of money, mansions, a few race tracks, a statue with Daisy, and a whole casino. I think we all know why he's called The Green Plumber
I like how this one just feels like a self report. Like how people can joke about Kryptonite being a rare metal, but it feel more like ot grows on trees nowadays. Like Acornuts.
I really do like this but a couple things you kind of messed up on well, Mario does use power ups quite a lot. He does not particularly rely on it since he does have a Quantitude of ability is outside of power ups like for example, his dimensional scissors which he used to cut the universe into 27 separate pieces but the fact that he can cut through dimensions in time and space itself etc.
Contingency Plan Code: 99% Hot Gas Subject: Sheldon J. Plankton. Contingency Plan Code: 5 Star Menace. Subject: Mr. Puzzles. Contingency Plan Code: Creature Power. Subject: The Kratt Brothers. (Wild Kratts) Contingency Plan Code: Turkish Hitman. Subject: Yusuf Dikec. Contingency Plan Code: W.O.O.P. Subjects: Sam, Alex & Clover. (Totally Spies)
Mario, this is the LAST man you'd want coming after you... Bowser: And you thought I was the bad guy!!! DK: ( Not to mention he did try to Kill me, when I just wanted to talk to Pauline!) Luigi: I won't let you take my Brother!!!
I love the idea that Mario is the bad guy of Donkey Kong. DK: "Bro, I just wanted to talk to Pauline." Mario: "You literally kidnapped her man." DK: "Yah, because I needed to be in private with her to ask my girlfriend Pauline to marry me and help raise our kid Junior." Mario to Pauline: "Whatsa he talking about?" Pauline: "Yah he's my real boyfriend." And this is why Donkey Kong Junior occurs, Mario wanting revenge on DK for stealing Pauline from him.
wait wait wait, are we talking about Cranky Kong (the original DK from the DK game) or the time Donkey Kong III kidnapped Pauline in March of the Minis?
Is all the years I've known about Super Mario games Mario has never abused animals that's the way how to gain Works mushroom monsters and creatures are like animals that he's supposed to stomp out and use their powers and sunflowers
I thought that these contingency plans were simply made in case the character in question TURNS bad, this sounds like he's already condemned Mario as guilty.
Batman could find records of Luigi's role in Super Paper Mario as Mr. L and then being used as a puppet for the chaos heart. That 2nd one would definitely give him something to be scared about.
Day 10 asking for: Contingency Plan Code: Mommy Fearest Subject: Nicole Watterson Other ideas to consider: Contingency Plan Code: The Boy Who Lived Subject: Harry Potter Contingency Plan Code: In the Name of the Moon Subject: The Sailor Scouts
let's see. batman got sauron few months ago as planned. mario and sideshow bob is also got it done in the archives. what of King Mufasa from the Lion King?
Contingency Plan Code: Like My Ma Always Said Subject: Benny Sharp I know this might be a more obscure character, so this is for if you need some research material: ua-cam.com/video/1ZEXuqnhpTM/v-deo.html
The only animal abuse Mario did was against Donkey Kong that one time in the first games of Donkey Kong.
The dropping Yoshi is the players doing, not Mario.
Also stomping on Goombas and Koopas is self-defence since those are all Bowsers minions.
The destruction of castles was because they were Bowser's bases of operation to cause more terror and hold Yoshi eggs captive.
One million dollar lawyer I see 👀
@@MultiversalWiisdom 👍😂
I mean shit, D.K was the one that kidnapped Peach in that game. I'm pretty sure he was the ORIGINAL Bowser.
I think Batman might be in a bad mood today.
@@obliqueapplications8881 DK kidnaps Pauline. But yeah, DK was the original Bowser
You could tell Mario not coming up with any contingency plans for bowser kidnapping peach got under Batmans skin
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To be fair, bowser’s not going to do anything truly awful to her, and he helps fight off far worse threats when the going gets rough.
Also, Peach is the ruler so that’s really a failing on her part
Batman literally watched a game theory episode and decided Mario's too dangerous to be let alone
This feels like Bowser hired Batman to take down the plumber
On the one hand, he doesn't have a medical license. On the other hand, he's survived the collapse of the entire Universe and a second Big Bang.
Not only that, he predicted time stopping *BEFORE IT HAPPENS*
As I also said before, what Batman has said here? Ain't even half of the accomplishments he has, in more undocumented cases:
There couldn't be the sheerest deduction expressed, as to why these Plumber Boi's are up there on my Anomalously Malleable Prevention lists... Solutions for Batman's own confined perspectives are BEYOND THAT then any Plastic Man's, or more outlandish then what an Imp may give you... THAT, is how dangerous Red Stache and Green Stache can truly be, that's not even getting into the breaching beyond the confines of the game or comics entails...
Should there be one who does seek to devalue their capabilities so sheerly... Will only further serve to get them right they want you: Nails regardless of the metaphysicalities, so unknowingly sticking out, just for one to smack them in their place... Them? *THEY ARE THAT HAMMER...*
Although most of these crimes are... dubiously contextually varied at best, the files aren't all there (as suspected... knowing Bowser's just as deceptive brilliance, these files aren't the bigger picture... For Batman's or anyone else sake of their scopes, it doesn't always hurt to do a second delving) there is still an understandable worry that comes with those Uberstars.
First this didnt seem like the End of the Universe in Super Mario Galaxy - it was just the Black hole that tried to kill *Just Them* who were closest to the Black Hole
And the REASON he survived that is Because of the Sacrifice of Tiny Creatures that are capable of turning into massive suns as soon as they are old enough, and a Space Goddess that has a Space Ship capable of traveling faster than Light.
He did not survive on his own, he got saved from his Universe's Incarnation of Kindness and Cuteness
@@Chris-gx1ei
Oh shit, YT in their upmost pitiful maneuvers have pitifully ceased my own comment, despite speaking straight facts right about now and not the one's that DO MATTER...
Any who... Mario already has multi-universal feats under his belt, the major feat given is still a level above from their already powerful seams.
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
The only Multiversal Feat I saw from him was fighting a Secret Boss that looks like a Final Fantasy Rip Off Boss which he didnt even solo (It's a 3 vs 1 against that dude with whoever you like), and I am sure without high stats and without healing thid fight is very much Impossible since you cannot dodge.
Other than that Count Bleck was only beaten by him after he used the Pure Hearts to nullify the Chaos Heart for the Fight - and a second time against Super Dimentio...
Though neither Super Dimentio nor Count Bleck have more HP than the White Mammoths, who have literally as many HP as the Final Boss, fucking Robot of Mr L has even 275 HP and even 3 - 4 defense, and this machine only went down because of rapid fire.
A second big ❗️ ‼️ ?!’
I feel like Batman is forgetting one crucial factor in all of this. Mario doesn’t live in the same country as him, ergo the laws are different where he comes from.
His contingency plan might be for if Mario ever returns to the US >.> Remember Mario is originally from Brooklyn
Interdimensional threat....
@@durk5331state laws differs. Mario is from New York. Batman is from New Jersey.
Correction to help you guys MWU does not take borders into account he is basically if you stand on my lawn again how I will used the near full extension of the second amendment no matter where you are just on the border of dead
You know, claiming that Mario is a Mobster because he's Italian is racist. I thought Batman was better than that. Shame on you,shame shame on you.
Batman's been cooped up in the Batcave too long. He needs to find someone to pick on that's worth his time.
Bruh, Batman is literally just profiling my man Mario as a mob boss just because he's Italian...
I know right. Is this Batman or Rorschach?
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To be fair, Mario does have ties to the Pianta mob...
Obviously you've never seen Sonic for Hire. Lol
Rumor has it that mario framed tony soprano for the murder of the kong family and now tony is in hiding at bikini bottom waiting for the right moment to get his revenge
“assaulting enemies without provocation.”
Sounds like what Batman does to henchmen.
Be careful, Bruce; Mario is already 4 parallel dimensions ahead of you...
Batman: *Starts to read Mario's accomplishments and feats* ...Alfred?
Alfred: Yes Master Bruce?
Batman: Coffee please, and leave the pot, this one's going to take a while to figure out.
Contingency Plan: Green Plumber
Subject: Luigi
Why not have a M&L reference and lable the contingency plan "Green Mario"?
@@DemiSupremi peak name
MAMA LUIGI!
should've gone with
Contingency Plan: Mr. L
Subject Luigi
@@Lord_Akkon L is real
Batman calling Mario a criminal for animal abuse that only happens in gameplay is crazy 😂
Most of this stuff reminds of the old Game Theory videos that had "evidence" of Mario being the bad guy
@@derrickhaggard yeah Mattpatt had a hate boner for Mario for a while it seemed.
Well for US it's a only a Game, for the Game it's a genociede of goombas and Koopa tropas
"Because he isn't our hero. He is an animal abuser, a turtles destructor, a Nintendo criminal."
Mario, the Nintendo criminal.
@@robertoxlnubillux8964 This! Batman sees what's happening In the game, not us controlling Mario to do it >.>
Contingency Plan Code: “Doki Doki.”
Subject: “Monika.”
Can Batman free Monika and save the other girls? Not really, no, not in anyway that matters.
This is the first one of these videos where Batman feels like the villain: relying on outdated/false/skewed information to put his target in a negative light and planning one of the most extreme fates worse than death, all while calling it justice. Someone should make a contingency plan to deal with him.
By the way its sounding, it's Mario.
"someone needs to make a contingency plan for Batman" Boy do I have news for you
Yeah, these things are supposed to be focused on making plans in case the good guy goes bad, not trying to make a good guy seem bad currently.
What's-a matter for you, Batman?
You no include-a Luigi?
You no have-a Mario without-a Luigi.
That's because Luigi is a far better and different person than you, Mario.
And he deserves a lot better than what he got.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 If you played Mario & Luigi Paper Jam you'd know Mario is the nicest of the bunch.
Mario couldn't be half as evil as the others if he tried, & the fact that you want to down play the abuse everyone else gives to Luigi in that game sickens me.
@MrGamernova Being too nice can be a dangerous thing sometimes.
And Mario is one of them.
And let's not forget that Luigi has been in Mario's shadow for quite a while, and he doesn't always get half the credit that he deserves.
@@jeuryrabassa4724 Too nice? Ok so I guess just not saying "Do you know what's going on, no of course you don't." & "I must be dreaming, that must be why Luigi looks so capable." & " LUIGI BE QUIET!" & other stuff I could go on about is your definition of Being to nice to Luigi... & you're blaming Mario for Luigi being in his shadow?
Dang that's more evil then any Mario could be, next you'll justify Luigi getting his lunch money bullied out of him.
@MrGamernova I just don't like Mario.
That's all.
And I like Luigi better.
And if I was that evil,
Not only i understand and sympathize with evil,
But I would also become one of the best and greatest villains of all time.
Just imagine Batman's paranoia when discussing a contingency plan for Luigi, and how he (Luigi) is able to succeed by doing absolutely nothing. 🤣
Cosmic ability: Dice of destiny. In any event, where Luigi can roll a nat 20, he can do so with the death stare alone. Results in winning the battle through the absence of effort. (Contingency plan: Trap him in a perpetual cycle where the event or game is in a permanent stasis, aka a repeating state of draw.)
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There's also the fact that Mario is one of the 7 star children who are stated to be born a magical star inside them that grants them enough power to conquer a universe.
Yup
He forgot that Mario has one permeant power...Pyrokinesis.
Also super strength and super leaping.
Also cryokinesis
@@GamerFromJump Thats true and there are a lot of power Batman didn't cover, mostly because of time.
Not permanent; touches a turtle and he loses it.
@@Sephiroth144we are not speaking of the fire flower and game mechanics
Weird thing is, Batman states Mario comes from the Mushroom Kingdom. He doesn't - he was born and raised in Brooklyn. As a matter of fact, neither does Princess Peach - as can be found playing the games, she comes from Sarasaland, a kingdom currently ruled by his cousin Princess Daisy, and was a refugee at a very young age.
Basically, he didn't get a single fact straight. Let's give a few examples:
1) yes, Mario has a medical license. As a matter of fact, he's got expertise in A LOT of things, from carpentry to pest extermination to plane flying.
2) Goombas are DANGEROUS - they probably can secrete poisonous spores (simply touching one will kill Mario unless they - like Goombella - are friendly, which hints to the fact that their offense ability is VOLUNTARY)
3) The kart racing and tennis tournaments are organized by the Mushroom Kingdom and, as seen in the movie, the Kong Kingdom. As a diplomat and national hero, he's actually invited.
4) Yoshis, like Mario, can and do respawn. For a better explanation, they are excellent climbers and jumpers. Mario isn't.
5) "breaking bricks, wrecking castles without provocation" - those are the strongholds of the Koopas, that are holding a royal figure (and her entire retinue, fer chrissakes!) captive. Mario is simply replying to a casus belli.
Mario's only crime is the capture of the original Donkey Kong - currently Cranky Kong - forcing his song Kong Jr. - currently Donkey Kong - to rescue him.
Seriously, another stunt like this and Batman can toss his title of "World's greatest detective" (which he isn't - by his own admission, Ted "Blue Beetle" Kord is better) in the trash. Who got him this bunch of baloney, Wario? Waluigi? King Boo? Cackletta? Whoever did, he's sure to hate Mario with a passion, in order to come up with this level of bupkis.
And Batman believed it. Good grief, Brucie mah boi, you should take a nap - it's obvious that caring for Damien is running you ragged. (not that it would help - according to Superman, Batman hasn't had a single night of restful sleep in the last thirty years)
Like this post so Batman/Multiversal Wisdom will see it and MAYBE do a redo with the good info.
Depends, in some games the yoshi raised him
Kong Junior is actually modern day DK's father
@@fakemeke1159 So DK is Donkey Kong the THIRD?
"Thank You"😂...."Batman Drinking Cognac"🧐
i actually really like theory that Bowser kidnapping Peach and Mario coming to rescue her is all just a game for the 3 of them. they're just having a bit of fun to get away from the mundane routine of the monarchy. hence why Bowser constantly gets invited to smash bros and mario kart despite him being a clear antagonist.
i can imagine Batman coming to beat the brothers up and then you have everyone looking at Batman like "wtf is this guy doing?"
Sucks for the hundreds of minions Mario slaughters every adventure.
@@TheZamaron yeah, where DO they come from? if he kills hundreds of them everytime bowser kidnaps Peach, and all of this is within a single lifetime, then how exactly is he replenishing his forces?
unless they're not actually dead and they're completely fine and all this is fake
@@deputyrook6232 For what it's worth, Super Mario Bros. 3 at least is pretty blatantly a stage play.
@@deputyrook6232there is actually a clip that says since the invention of the air pump fatalities because of Mario stomps have reached almost 0%
@@SublimeSlime-mc3zvAnd then there's Super Mario Sunshine being a TV drama set up to foster tourism in Isle Delfino.
Contingency Plan Code: Pizza
Subject: Peppino Spaghetti
His threat could be solved by keeping him occupied with pizza parties at Wayne Industries.
Why do I get the feeling that “this” Batman watched matpat and believed his theory about Mario’s sociopathy as gospel
Pat was just off of his meds again
Yeah he didn't even mention any of Super Mario's strengths and natural abilities 😂
People said that decades before MatPat
Contingency code:Slackers
Subjects:Mordicai and rigby
Batman forgets that Mario has fatehax.
He got a wish made on the star road. He will ALWAYS be able to save the princess eventually. So he will break out of whichever container or trap eventually.
Also Dr Mario CREATED the super vitamins, which can cure any disease in Dr Mario 64. He is quite capable and superior to what Batman might think.
Also Mario can carry his items on him.
That means that to keep Mario pacified, Peach has to remain safe.
@@gideonbrown4215 Indeed. That kinda prevents his fatehax, so batman has to take down bowser beforehand.
And that is not easy with the dream, reality, time, plot and whateber more hax he has.
Also 3000iq i believe from that mario party gba game.
Probably also would be worth mentioning when teamed up with his brother Luigi, the two's combat capabilities drastically exceed both of theirs put together.
Just ask Sephiroth and every other cosmic horror getting hit with their own reflected attacks curtsy of a simple hammer followed by being stomped on endless number of clones spawned by a mirror.
@@RandoGrunt Non canon meme, but i somewhat agree.
Mario getting empowered by dreamy luigi is a whole new fight.
Contingency Plan Code: Trickster
Subject: Joker (Persona)
id vote for that
Mario alone is fine. But if luigi teams up, batman is screwed
Batman can always team up with someone to even up the odds.
Mario beats Batman. Also the odds arent even
0:28 Mario is from Brooklyn, even per Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Circus, Wrecking Crew, and the Super Mario Bros Super Show.
I don’t know where it’s a misunderstanding or being hoodwinked, but Mario is not a criminal. He should be trial before accused. However, if he was in Belle Reeve, another soldier for Amanda Waller, task force X program. As for the power ups, Lucius of Wayne Tech, or star labs, could find use for the power ups, and managed to convert them into food, power pills or finding a way to and prove upon weapon Ising suits either way the power of mushroom for bigger or smaller size could be useful the star can only make you invincible for a short time, and the leafs can make you fly and the fire or ice flower can also prove affective.
Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about Luigi being a ghost hunter.
Normally I would say this is a exaggeration, but then I remember the whole Sephiroth thing
Contingency Plan Code: Metroid
Subject: Samus Aran
I hate the theory that they make that Mario is evil, because the rules on the Mario World isn't the same in the Dc world or just in general, 2nd is that Bowser minions works for Bowser that helps him captures Peach (As far I see is that in any social media in cannon Mario verse I never see Mario treating Yoshi bad like people says, the 2010s era is the worst era from Mario of how people sees him as a bad guy), they forget that Mario saves the kingdom and Galaxies against Bowser (even in the Mario and Luigi RPG is that they are consider as a HERO for saving many peoples lives), I would like to see Batman making a plan against Bowser
Batman's just jelly Joker hasn't gone go-karting with him yet
Contingency Plan Code: Chortle
Subject: Fawful
Batman said few escape. Mario could still escape.
The day Mario turns evil is the day Batman starts killing. Basically never.
Anyway, there is already an evil Mario, & his name is Wario.
Contingency Plan Code: Living Animation
Subject: The Second Coming (Animator Vs Animation)
Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about Timmy, turner, Cosmo and Wanda. Contingency plan code: Faiz.
Nice suggestion
Contingency Plan: Italian exorcist Subject: Luigi
Lol that's great. I love it😂
@@cyrussoxlegion in this one though Batman would sympathise with him cause he faces the worst fears in order to save his love ones
Poyo!
If you’re neutralizing Mario, you have to take Luigi into account. I’ll let the RPGs speak for themselves.
Batman has no idea on what he is up against...
Mario went far even as exploring the entire universe (Super Mario Galaxy),
Does one heck of job cleaning up potentially dangerous biohazards (Super Mario Sunshine),
Is able to clip through walls/paintings into different dimensions (Super Mario 64),
And not to mention he also befriends a hat that allows him to easily manipulate other lifeforms or inanimate objects (Super Mario Odessey)....
Oh and let's not forget about Luigi, batman isn't wrong but darker isn't the ideal strongsuit, instead, its a powerful, hidden, courageous maturity within mario's brother.
Luigi has a knack for dealing with supernatural ghosts (Luigi's Mansion), let alone that in Smash Bros (A.K.A. Brawl) he has his "Negative Zone"....
Last but not a few things, batman doen't even realize that mario and luigi can also store/reserve items for later use. Additionally, should any one or both die... THEY HAVE EXTRA LIVES TO SPARE.
Don't forget Peach and Daisy - they're both rulers of vast nations, and Peach recently acquired the ability to shapeshift... not to mention that Daisy, as can be seen in the various sports games, is absolutely RIPPED. The orange clad princess may look cute and harmless, but under that ballgown she's a BEAST.
I lost it at "no medical license exists for this man" 😂😂😂
Contingency plan code: mommy issues
Subject: martha wayne joker
Contingency plan: Metal plated faker.
Subject: Neo Metal Sonic.
Perhaps start with regular Metal Sonic.
Contingency Plan Code: Queen Of Escalation
Subject: Taylor Hebert from WORM
Batman is a hypocrite. Marios treatment of Bowser is equivalent to Batmans treatment of Joker.
I love it when batman jumps up and down and cheers every time he throws joker into the lava
@@ppplant8279
Not like Joker and Bowser have the same durability. That turtle can survive anything. Not even death stops him.
Disagree. Batman catches Joker and puts him in Arkham. As far as everyone is concerned his job is done.
@@SeanTube2099 Mario catches Bowser and throws him out of a dimension? Mario does far more to stop Bowser
Contingency plan Code: Killer Bee
Subject: Cammy White (Street Fighter)
YES!
Batman missing the part where Mario has super human physical capabilities, its able to use super jumps, throw fireballs, its highly proficient with maces and other blunt weapons and its a start child that can survive things akin to super novas its wild to me....
And what long term solution does Batman have for the mushroom Kingdom safety when he traps the Mario Bros.?
And if Princess Peach or any of the Toads interfere, what then? Peach can be as dangerous with an umbrella as the Penguin. Also, she has no diplomatic immunity.
I sure hope Princess Peach has a good lawyer for Mario should Batman capture Mario.
Might as well make a contingency plan for his brother Luigi.
No need to. Mario is currently a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom, naturalized. He's also a national hero. If Batman captures and arrests him the Toads will release him and try to arrest Batman. Same goes for the Lumis, the Piantas, the Penguinfolk, the Beans and the Yoshis.
Basically, the only way he could arrest Mario would be to take him back to Brooklin (where he has NO pending crimes - as a matter of fact, he's a renowned plumber and pest exterminator) or wait until Mario puts foot in the Koopa Kingdom - but that would be tantamount to him walking into Byalya and arresting HIMSELF (yes, in Byalya, ruled by the supervillain Queen Bee, Batman is a criminal, and the police have orders to shoot on sight)
Mario make a great lawyer.
Contingency code:Family guy
Subject:Peter griffin
The guy is basically immortal has somehow gain access to vehicles that he can't pilot has caused billions in property damage has caused many deaths has minor reality bending abilities do I have to go on
Don't forget that Mario and Luigi are completely willing to kill sapient beings like Cackletta; they didn't seem fazed when they mortally wounded her. Sure, it was to put a stop to her plans, which would pose a major threat to the Mushroom and Beanbean Kingdoms, but it still shows that the Bros. don't have a no-kill code like Batman does.
At that point Cackletta was far far gone.
They were literally just fighting her soul. It's not like they had much options especially the fact that getting sent to fight Cackletta's soul has drain them from their energy alot
@@PK_Miracle I mainly had the fight in Woohoo Hooniversity in mind, where they mortally wounded her to the point she needed to possess another body in order to continue living.
@@generaltechnomage306 Yeah, they burst into the room and without a moment's hesitation, disabled Fawful and busted her up in a very short order. They do not hesitate to use lethal force on literally everything that comes their way, lol.
Bowser just happens to be one of the only few to survive his molten dates with lava or any otherwise "horrific" fate bestowed upon him, lol. Everyone else seldoms cheat death.
@@RandoGrunt Well, there is that one time where the Bros reduced Bowser to a skeleton.
Batman's just jealous that Mario has as many talents as he does.
Rare misstep for you. (How do I put this in the nicest way possible…) Uh… we’ve (mostly, there are still those who try to put that trend on life support) moved on from that fad of making Mario look like a demon in human form. It now has the same energy as everything everywhere trying to shove “evil Superman” down our throats, even as we say that we’ve had enough, since for every Omni Man and TV Homelander, we get a bunch of stuff that’s all shock and no substance… Except, this time, it’s trying to justify hating a character because of a bunch of dribble someone online said… despite the guys who actually work on Mario saying that he is kind, and any slip up he makes is usually the result of player choice. (You having a hard time escaping the EMMI units in Metroid Dread does not serve as an indicator to Samus’ actual skill. She does not stink at escaping danger just because the player is having a tough time.)
I still need to do what I usually do though…
Contingency plan: ANNOYED GRUNT (Homer Simpson from The Simpsons)
Oh, one more thing…
Contingency plan: HAIL TO THE KING BABY (Ash Williams from the Evil Dead franchise)
Speaking of Luigi, he has tons of money, mansions, a few race tracks, a statue with Daisy, and a whole casino.
I think we all know why he's called The Green Plumber
I literally finished watching the latest episode of Ask Mario from SlickFrame & here’s another Mario video lmao
I like how this one just feels like a self report.
Like how people can joke about Kryptonite being a rare metal, but it feel more like ot grows on trees nowadays. Like Acornuts.
Sounds like Batman is a fan of the "Mario is a psychopath" Game Theory.
Contingency Plan: Wah.
Subject: Waluigi.
Batman thinks he’s prepared until Luigi rolls up and Mario and Luigi use falling star
If Luigi gets his own Contingency, one of the images better be the Death Stare XD
I really do like this but a couple things you kind of messed up on well, Mario does use power ups quite a lot. He does not particularly rely on it since he does have a Quantitude of ability is outside of power ups like for example, his dimensional scissors which he used to cut the universe into 27 separate pieces but the fact that he can cut through dimensions in time and space itself etc.
Contingency Plan Code: 99% Hot Gas
Subject: Sheldon J. Plankton.
Contingency Plan Code: 5 Star Menace.
Subject: Mr. Puzzles.
Contingency Plan Code: Creature Power.
Subject: The Kratt Brothers. (Wild Kratts)
Contingency Plan Code: Turkish Hitman.
Subject: Yusuf Dikec.
Contingency Plan Code: W.O.O.P.
Subjects: Sam, Alex & Clover. (Totally Spies)
2:09 Hold the frick on... Did he just make a Sonic For Hire reference? I approve. Lol
OMG! I THINK IT IS A DORKLY REFERENCE! 😂
What repressed memory did you just open
Mario, this is the LAST man you'd want coming after you...
Bowser: And you thought I was the bad guy!!!
DK: ( Not to mention he did try to Kill me, when I just wanted to talk to Pauline!)
Luigi: I won't let you take my Brother!!!
Give em the good old death stare
I love the idea that Mario is the bad guy of Donkey Kong.
DK: "Bro, I just wanted to talk to Pauline."
Mario: "You literally kidnapped her man."
DK: "Yah, because I needed to be in private with her to ask my girlfriend Pauline to marry me and help raise our kid Junior."
Mario to Pauline: "Whatsa he talking about?"
Pauline: "Yah he's my real boyfriend."
And this is why Donkey Kong Junior occurs, Mario wanting revenge on DK for stealing Pauline from him.
wait wait wait, are we talking about Cranky Kong (the original DK from the DK game) or the time Donkey Kong III kidnapped Pauline in March of the Minis?
@@durk5331 I'll leave it to you to decide which works.
No. DK is evil
Contingency Plan Code: Helluva Boss.
Subject: Blitzo.
YES!
Is all the years I've known about Super Mario games Mario has never abused animals that's the way how to gain Works mushroom monsters and creatures are like animals that he's supposed to stomp out and use their powers and sunflowers
Lol this is hilarious. He is out for blood with Mario and Luigi 😂😂
Contingency plan: mouse lemur
Subject: Mort from Madagascar
Mario will just jump on batman's head multiple times until he no longer moves.
I thought that these contingency plans were simply made in case the character in question TURNS bad, this sounds like he's already condemned Mario as guilty.
Hearing Batman say ,"goombas" and "koopa troopas" is uncanny. 🥴
Contingency plan code: King Explosion Murder
Subject: Katsuki Bakugo
Contingency plan code: Red Like Roses
Subject: Ruby Rose
@@SulliMike23 contingency plan code princess of power subject She ra
Batman could find records of Luigi's role in Super Paper Mario as Mr. L and then being used as a puppet for the chaos heart. That 2nd one would definitely give him something to be scared about.
To call Mario a criminal as if he doesnt save peach on the weekly. Its not his fault that she doesn't upgrade her defenses.
This is the first contingency plan that made me laugh. 😂
"Figure out the most likely angle he will use to jump to the next platform and put a kaizo block there."
Batman better watch out, or he'll get caught up in a Bros. Attack.
Contingency Plan Code: Ultimate Despair
Subject: Junko Enoshima
Juneko Enyashima
Also these comments are more defensive than ever on this channel…
says the man who uses homemade chemicals and kid sidkicks, it like looking at a mirror...and stereotyping him being Italian and being a mafiaso 😂
Contingency Plan: Turtle Power
Subject: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Since that was an actual crossover. I think he would actually trust them through & through just like Static Shock.
"Batman? It's-a me...MARIO!"
At least one other person has suggested Luigi as a future video, and that would definitely be appreciated by your viewers.
The first comedic plan I've enjoyed.
WELL DONE!
Batman talking about damaging property when he is no doubt guilty of the same crime.
Contingency Plan: Jungle Hunter
Subject: Predator
Batman doesn't kill.. But permanent imprisonment in the source wall? Perfectly okay!
Contingency Plan Code: Happy Day in Hell
Subject: Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar.
I imagine miss Pauling or administrator from tf2, and maybe uzi or cyn from murder drones, or serial designations
Day 10 asking for:
Contingency Plan Code: Mommy Fearest
Subject: Nicole Watterson
Other ideas to consider:
Contingency Plan Code: The Boy Who Lived
Subject: Harry Potter
Contingency Plan Code: In the Name of the Moon
Subject: The Sailor Scouts
Contingency Plan Code: White Horse
Subject: Makima
If Bowser was smart enough to steal this contingency plan, he would’ve crushed Mario instantly and win the Mushroom Kingdom.
let's see. batman got sauron few months ago as planned. mario and sideshow bob is also got it done in the archives. what of King Mufasa from the Lion King?
… Was not expecting Batman’s contingency for Mario to be TRAPPING HIM IN THE SOURCE WALL!
Contingency Plan Code: Like My Ma Always Said
Subject: Benny Sharp
I know this might be a more obscure character, so this is for if you need some research material: ua-cam.com/video/1ZEXuqnhpTM/v-deo.html
batman watching as mario and luigi somehow stop fucking time with two badges on their overalls
"Assualting enemies without provocation." Yeah, Batman would never do that! 😂
I didn't think batman would be so scared of mario
Contingency Plan Code: Endless Mantra
Subject: The Hiss
Considering that Batman's father was a doctor it makes sense that Mario's pretending to be one would get under Batman's skin.