I Hate Life: The Video Game

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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  Рік тому +733

    Play War Thunder now with my link, and get a massive, free bonus pack including vehicles, boosters and more: playwt.link/valefisk

  • @StarWarsGirl2011
    @StarWarsGirl2011 Рік тому +7803

    i love when vale doesnt even have to make the torture part himself, this time we can just thank the 1960s for that

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord Рік тому +153

      I think he should make his own game of life.

    • @seventeen777
      @seventeen777 Рік тому +115

      ​@@ThefifthBishopofGord I Love Life: The Video Game

    • @hamper6511
      @hamper6511 Рік тому +33

      Vale's Game of Life

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 Рік тому +29

      @@ThefifthBishopofGord there are no brakes on Vale's wild ride of life

    • @builderbasti9773
      @builderbasti9773 Рік тому +9

      ​@@hamper6511 screwing up the screwing up of the word hampster is on a whole other level of genius 🤯

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber Рік тому +6252

    Playing the Game of Life is the closest thing that these guys will ever get to touching grass

    • @NM-wd7kx
      @NM-wd7kx Рік тому +237

      Unless there's a bit of green outside a the Inverness canine fertility clinic.

    • @bunnybro1176
      @bunnybro1176 Рік тому +11

      317 likes with 412 views?

    • @zaakoarolikin1643
      @zaakoarolikin1643 Рік тому +35

      I'm allergic to grass
      That's no joke

    • @theangrygermanlad1328
      @theangrygermanlad1328 Рік тому +8

      @@zaakoarolikin1643 how…

    • @NM-wd7kx
      @NM-wd7kx Рік тому +26

      @@zaakoarolikin1643 my ex used to get rashes from grass

  • @ariustemod8481
    @ariustemod8481 Рік тому +2794

    It isn't real torture if you are the one laughing at the end and vale is in pain.

    • @tannerjw
      @tannerjw Рік тому +139

      Vale is uniquely positioned in that he's both a sadist and masochist.

    • @UtterlyShagged
      @UtterlyShagged Рік тому +84

      @@tannerjw that is what we call, a switch.

    • @RusticGhost
      @RusticGhost Рік тому +30

      ​@UtterlyShagged so that's why he's so relatable!

    • @Ilias2
      @Ilias2 Рік тому +27

      @@tannerjw Sadomasochism.

    • @jonaut5705
      @jonaut5705 Рік тому +9

      @@tannerjwhe just enjoys all pain

  • @IvanSidaruk
    @IvanSidaruk Рік тому +1739

    Torture your friends by playing a stellaris multiplayer game with a map that is just a circle, one hyperlane wide that goes all the way around

    • @Phonixfire
      @Phonixfire Рік тому +163

      Amazing idea, though it scares me. Especially once jump drives come into play.

    • @nullclips3700
      @nullclips3700 Рік тому +37

      It would be funny tho

    • @hardcorelace7565
      @hardcorelace7565 Рік тому +36

      ​@@Phonixfire jump drives would jump you like 3 systems so It wouldn't even be very advantageous

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 Рік тому +36

      ​@@hardcorelace7565 yes it would. Imagine avoiding an entire enemy fleet with jump drives to circumvent their defenses.

    • @Phonixfire
      @Phonixfire Рік тому +42

      @@hardcorelace7565 It would also mean that your fleet no longer has to travel 10 years in a loop around the galaxy. Suddenly defenses that where safe aren't.

  • @flashbacker8935
    @flashbacker8935 Рік тому +2420

    I love how with Vale, he will straight up make an entire new game to scare his friends, design a massive human board game to torture his friends, but when it comes to LIFE, nothing needs to be done, its already torture enough haha

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Рік тому +44

      LIFE is the Civilization: Beyond Earth of board games.

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming Рік тому +41

      I remember a time when my dog played this game ( I gave her a piece and made her take every risky decision) and she won by millionaire tycoon. The number was chosen when she picked the 8th treat in a line of ten

    • @trumpeterswan8175
      @trumpeterswan8175 Рік тому +15

      @@Streetcleanergaming the mental image I have of you and your dog playing life together is beyond adorable lmao.

  • @JacobRabold
    @JacobRabold Рік тому +3828

    i love how they just totally didn’t read the rules, you can’t land on the same space as one another, you have to move forward to the first open space

    • @thesupported5430
      @thesupported5430 Рік тому +348

      But it's no fun to play like that

    • @garbaegpandea8074
      @garbaegpandea8074 Рік тому +915

      who the fuck plays Life like that? sure, the rules of monopoly also say 'Have fun' doesn't mean you are going to.

    • @inval1dus3r
      @inval1dus3r Рік тому +96

      How would that work with "Stop" spaces?

    • @Epelpaj
      @Epelpaj Рік тому +153

      ​@@inval1dus3r Because when you land on Stop, you then resolve the instructions and then roll again, therefore leaving the space open

    • @GoodlyData86596
      @GoodlyData86596 Рік тому +194

      @@garbaegpandea8074 rules are there to give you the most accurate experience playing the game as possible and to not leave anything up to “figure it out, asshole”
      Although it is your right as the consumer to ignore the rules that hinder your enjoyment of the board game. Also tbh that ability to ignore rules (with the consent of the majority/all players involved) is one of the few advantages board games have over video games. they also have the edge of being limited by only imagination, not hard/software.

  • @lilytemel4036
    @lilytemel4036 Рік тому +1240

    "If you get more than 4 children, just crowd them in as you do in real life." is an alarming line in the rulebook.

    • @DiamondAppendixVODs
      @DiamondAppendixVODs Рік тому +139

      I like how it completely disregards the law that says you shan't crowd more than 5 people in a car

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 Рік тому

      Based 60s America. Disregard laws!

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 Рік тому +106

      ​@DiamondAppendix Seatbelts are a very recent invention, and an even more recent requirement by law. My mom and her family got into a crash when she was little, half the family were sitting freely in the back. No one died, but other than that it went as well as you'd expect.
      Edit: and the important part is that they did not get in trouble for those seating arrangements.

    • @lilylohmann614
      @lilylohmann614 11 місяців тому +26

      Since seatbelts were invented in the 70’s, it makes a harrowing sort of sense

    • @tealcorehedgehog2425
      @tealcorehedgehog2425 11 місяців тому +4

      If anyone needs a clear vision of this rule, pause at 9:15

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +577

    I love the surprisingly complex improv lore built from this Life session. Dyno is the American mathematician who broke Vegas and then the Stock Market before writing an article about it for the press, because in this timeline he's also an investigative journalist.
    Currently, he's hot on the trail of an alleged communist CIA mole, "Lee Teddy Oswald" who has been making a lot of money from very questionable sources. Famous paintings, stock market shares, all highly untraceable sources of income, and his response to Dyno's exposé piece? *_"I am a businessman doing business"._* Truly one of the life moments of all time.

    • @godzillaworks4585
      @godzillaworks4585 Рік тому +36

      American mathematician Edward O. Thorpe was my favourite character

    • @Saltyoven
      @Saltyoven 10 місяців тому +18

      That's legit like 99% of how to actually make the game of life fun.

    • @Jgamer-jk1bp
      @Jgamer-jk1bp 8 місяців тому +14

      Basically turn the game session into a story with LOREEEEEEEE.

    • @kittyshippercavegirl
      @kittyshippercavegirl 4 місяці тому +3

      the only way to make the game fun is to make the game lore

  • @justindieterich1773
    @justindieterich1773 Рік тому +263

    The fact that somewhere there's a school out there using Gregor Samsa bucks as legal tender is hilarious to me. Next there will be an initiation to a fraternity where you have to win Crypt.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Рік тому +23

      With default options turned on, and a follow-up hazing ritual of Crypt w/ Friends where everyone is gaslighting you.

  • @sirllamaiii9708
    @sirllamaiii9708 Рік тому +640

    >Gets hit by tornado
    >Instantly made 10 years younger
    if only

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 Рік тому +17

      That reminds me of that one episode of Courage the Cowardly dog.

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 Рік тому +21

      Let me know if this opportunity in 8-12 years, i might be interested in that when I'm in my thirties, but i sure don't want to go through puberty again.

  • @Virtrial
    @Virtrial Рік тому +1486

    My most memorable line this video is telling Vale to use his shield potions lmao

    • @karkatvantas978
      @karkatvantas978 Рік тому +49

      Hey it's the funny guy

    • @godzillaworks4585
      @godzillaworks4585 Рік тому +8

      ​@@karkatvantas978thank you for your input on the situation karkat vantas homestuck

    • @50_Foot_Punch
      @50_Foot_Punch 9 місяців тому

      Nah it was the stench farm qoute I believe Lynx said

    • @Virtrial
      @Virtrial 9 місяців тому +4

      @@50_Foot_Punch I said MY most memorable quote this video; not Lynx's most memorable quote this video

  • @shamasmacshamas7135
    @shamasmacshamas7135 Рік тому +683

    I am *delighted* that you guys have heards of Campaign for North Africa. I think you could make an entire video from just looking at the rulebook and riffing on it ('Italian Pasta Rule', 'Rommel', etc.)

    • @ya1dnif
      @ya1dnif Рік тому +72

      I got so excited when he said that, I really hope we get a video on the game in some form.

    • @Fulmicoton3
      @Fulmicoton3 Рік тому +6

      👀

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 Рік тому +8

      Theres been many jokes made, the funny is over now though, its now pain

    • @DiamondAppendixVODs
      @DiamondAppendixVODs Рік тому +4

      in that flash screenshot, it says 1500 hours, that can't actually be true though, right? That's longer than I have in any one videogame, lifetime

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 Рік тому +16

      ​@@DiamondAppendixVODs 15 hours per 1 turn and the games has 100 turns

  • @zanewolf2509
    @zanewolf2509 Рік тому +580

    The fact that teddy is both Sal-Adin and Teddy Roosevelt makes me laugh every time.

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig Рік тому +395

    Pros of being friends with Valefisk:
    -Friend group to play board games with
    Cons of being friends with Valefisk:
    -Torture

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 Рік тому +18

      I half expected the Cons to just be “Friend group to play board games with” 😅

    • @Candybust
      @Candybust Рік тому +24

      Pro - Me
      Con - Teddy

    • @Finamajig
      @Finamajig Рік тому +13

      @@Candybust Would you candy, make the statement that Teddy classifies as a threat to all life on Earth?

    • @Candybust
      @Candybust Рік тому +14

      @@Finamajig yes

    • @Finamajig
      @Finamajig Рік тому +11

      @@Candybust Thank you for that statement Candy; I’ll be submitting it to the UN for consideration

  • @lionbryce10101
    @lionbryce10101 Рік тому +361

    The game of LIFE is a great allegory for real life. You get very little input and unless you get the opportunity to change your path you're probably pre-determined to be poor

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Рік тому +41

      "...and have a terrible time waiting for it to just be over already" let's not forget that part

  • @Waffle4
    @Waffle4 Рік тому +528

    Vale I'm begging you, I promise on my life that I would legitimately unironically enjoy watching the entirety of the uncut version of both insane monopoly playthroughs. Please release the full version, I've been waiting. I need it. Please. I am 100% serious and certain in my decision.

    • @simplyydream
      @simplyydream Рік тому +64

      Yess I would also like to waste my life away watching hours of monopoly

    • @dontshootmex5588
      @dontshootmex5588 Рік тому +9

      I second this

    • @cubergo
      @cubergo Рік тому +40

      We need the Snyder cut!

    • @Nernj5
      @Nernj5 Рік тому +52

      Full uncut version of them playing Campaign for North Africa

    • @hooliganhandful1564
      @hooliganhandful1564 Рік тому +6

      I would as well, PLEASE DO!

  • @sofiyums
    @sofiyums Рік тому +270

    This is easily my favorite genre of video at this point

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 Рік тому +237

    I love that everybody in this group is highly familiar with world history just so they can be bigger goblins to each other xD

  • @Ian-qu6mg
    @Ian-qu6mg Рік тому +46

    I just realized that Vale made 2 mistakes in this video. His second mistake was when he gained $10k for the shrunken head instead of paying for the museum to accept it (then again he can't read so who can blame him, 26:40). The first mistake of course was playing the game in the first place

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 11 місяців тому +9

      Actually he made 3 mistakes. He didn't drink his shield potions when he picked them up, which is much more relevant to the game of life.

  • @tristanstefanovic
    @tristanstefanovic Рік тому +85

    "we gotta do this in 15 minutes"
    Narrator: It would not, in fact, take 15 minutes.

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 10 місяців тому +12

    The original game of Life being a game that literally plays itself is an ironic analogy thatbis not lost on me...
    Life plays out whether you want it to or not, but it keeps going forward and waits for no one. It's up to you if you wanna take a chance and participate in it.

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster Рік тому +16

    Some clarification, Vale. Uranium doesn't glow in the dark. It glows under a black light. What you're thinking of is Radium which does glow in the dark (even more so if mixed with Phosphor). That's why they're in old clocks/watch dials and paint

  • @hyun-shik7327
    @hyun-shik7327 Рік тому +154

    They should make a new life game where as you age over the course of decades, the references and amounts of money move with the game.

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Рік тому +25

      Every decade the money you get goes up 50% and the money you pay goes up 150%

  • @enderboy1824
    @enderboy1824 Рік тому +31

    22:57 the pure mild rage from Vale yelling “ITS A SPINNER!!” Is delightful

  • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
    @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer Рік тому +525

    vale, one time i got drunk with random people in the restuarant at a furry con's hotel's lobby. afterwards i went to the apartment of a girl i just met, ate an edible, and played a board game called "therapy" where me and the rest of these strangers psychoanalyzed each other using only the info we had learned while drinking together. i highly suggest you find a version of therapy and force your friends to play it, too.

    • @katethegoat7507
      @katethegoat7507 Рік тому +17

      Man I want that

    • @Кто-то621
      @Кто-то621 Рік тому +12

      What a surprise to find another furry (probably a furry)!

    • @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer
      @J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer Рік тому +55

      @@katethegoat7507 i envy my past self too tbh, one of the guys there was loaded and paid for... now that i count, $50-ish dollars worth of fancy cocktails for me.

    • @katethegoat7507
      @katethegoat7507 Рік тому +30

      @@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer yeesh invite me over next time

    • @QuinnArgo
      @QuinnArgo Рік тому +3

      That sounds amazing, you have any idea where I can get that therapy game?

  • @TheOnlyVee
    @TheOnlyVee Рік тому +132

    Not sure if its on the workshop but theres a game called midlife crisis that we played once in a PSHE class in school nearly a decade ago and its not torturous but the tiles you can land on are absolutely insane and you should definitely look into it

  • @mischiefwargaming
    @mischiefwargaming Рік тому +37

    If I only learn one thing from this video; it's that Teddy is a Businessman doing Business. Totally not a CIA operative.

  • @richodude5455
    @richodude5455 Рік тому +9

    7:42 fun fact, the first card counting system wasn't published until 1962, and the Hi-Lo system didn't come out until 1963, meaning the imaginary character would've had to win some other way since the game was published in 1960. Regular slots didn't pay anywhere close to $50k and the first ever wide area progressive slot (one linked with similar slots across the country with jackpots over $1 million) didn't come out until 1986. Table games did not offer high enough payouts, since you would likely play more than 1 hand of blackjack or 1 spin of roulette on a Vegas trip. That means our imaginary character most likely was playing live keno for $2 and managed to match 9 of 9 numbers on his card paying exactly $50,000. Odds are about 1.4 million to 1

  • @PerfectZeroMusic_
    @PerfectZeroMusic_ Рік тому +269

    Vale might be calling it filler content. But for me this is still content that i can rewatch like 5 times before it starts losing its value!

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett Рік тому +10

      Only 5? Chump numbers, I can watch it TWENTY times before it starts losing its value!

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 Рік тому +163

    Gotta love when Maivi devolves into a schizophrenic episode, just slowly succumbing to the voices that say "Do it. You know where they live. You can kill them all before the game is over. Just do it, you know you want to" because I definitely believe Maivi would succumb to those pokes. I mean, she regularly wants to make Vale unalive, so it's not a far stretch of the mind.

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 Рік тому +26

    Hahaha omg the nostalgia. My dad had this 60s version of Life and we used to play it as kids decades after it was published. Its the superior version. Absolutely unforgiving.

  • @chad3166
    @chad3166 10 місяців тому +8

    I played this with my wife once, i had no kids, and kept landing on the space where you have to donate to the orphanage if you have no kids, and that space is right before the toll bridge, which is right before a move backwards space

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 9 місяців тому +5

      The 1960s really said "Poor + no kids + slow + L"

  • @tristanlee8495
    @tristanlee8495 Рік тому +10

    That 1960 version is literally the one I have at home, box cover, green plastic hillocks and everything. It's my dad's from when he was a kid, it's crazy seeing it in this video.

  • @duncanquan5471
    @duncanquan5471 Рік тому +29

    with the title, I assumed Vale had gone and made a version of the game of Life, which is called I Hate Life, it would line up with the previous board game experience of vale.

  • @St3lla-MaR1s
    @St3lla-MaR1s Рік тому +83

    Valefisk can somehow make the most mind numbing game into something somewhat entertaining

  • @tillsoppa9806
    @tillsoppa9806 Рік тому +43

    this man really needs a vod channel. i wanna see the whole sitting

  • @xm-1-24-b4
    @xm-1-24-b4 Рік тому +12

    It’s weird that the campaign for North Africa takes around 25% of the time to complete that the longest Minecraft modpack takes to beat on average. GTNH is a hell of a thing

  • @Urpuss
    @Urpuss Рік тому +9

    30:00 I know the site he's talking about! You can find similar once for The Office, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny et.c. Generally also with the cut-content from episodes added back which normal streaming sites don't have, it's great!

  • @toaferon1822
    @toaferon1822 Рік тому +22

    I can't believe we got to finally see, not only the years-old prophecy of Vale playing Fortnite be fulfilled, but also the unexpected but undeniably satisfying conclusion to the GeoGuesser saga. What a time to be alive! And he calls this 'filler content' pshaw

  • @convexpolygons3816
    @convexpolygons3816 Рік тому +13

    A monthly episode of Campaign for North Africa would be amazing.

  • @calebcamrud4648
    @calebcamrud4648 Рік тому +12

    This is actually the version I played growing up. The recreation is very accurate, green rocks included.

  • @revolutionstudios5052
    @revolutionstudios5052 Рік тому +3

    17:08 And some say you can distantly hear the distinct sounds of a corpse thrashing at 35,000 RPM inside the grave of Huey Long.

  • @Donteatacowman
    @Donteatacowman Рік тому +20

    When I was a kid, the goal of the game of life was to buy unwanted children off other parents and collect them. Ideally enough so that they had to have their own car. And now I'm an adult looking to adopt foster kids 😂 I promise, LEGALLY, and not a full dozen.

  • @green_2159
    @green_2159 Рік тому +54

    This is a mythic game. Legendary, all skulls on in all ways.

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman Рік тому +26

    You need to make your own version, with punishments and skill challenges

  • @virtualcarrotman732
    @virtualcarrotman732 Рік тому +5

    I remember loving the 1960 version of Life, I played it all the time with my Grandparents at their house when I was little. Bad game, good memories.

  • @blix17
    @blix17 Рік тому +14

    My dog died today, but another valefisk board game video is a step in the right direction to help my sadness.

  • @christophervanoster
    @christophervanoster Рік тому +174

    Vale doesn’t even need to change life to make it a torture game 😂

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Рік тому

      LIfe is truly the _Civilization: Beyond Earth_ of board games.

  • @tac6557
    @tac6557 Рік тому +18

    Damn, I really needed this vid rn, my life's coming down around me and this grants me at least a little bit of escape

    • @vanadis2420
      @vanadis2420 Рік тому +6

      It’ll get better eventually, man. Although I do agree that Vale’s content js the best for having a breath of fresh air in the middle of a… difficult life.

    • @AMasondude
      @AMasondude Рік тому +2

      You will survive, use it

  • @l_spagal7649
    @l_spagal7649 Рік тому +10

    This is pretty much the version I've played so hearing y'all talk about things from what I assume is the version everyone else has played is wild.

  • @Anikat1317
    @Anikat1317 Рік тому +8

    my family has a version of the game of life from 1978! it made me cry when i was 6 cuz i kept on getting this pea fog space that sent you back to start.

  • @colin9164
    @colin9164 Рік тому +4

    I actually HAVE the 1960 edition of Game of Life that was made from that time. Came in a cool wooden case too.
    I never even knew there was another version of the game until I around 16.

  • @iwa12354
    @iwa12354 10 місяців тому +4

    About the ending. You DID spend time with your loved ones, you DID experience the life to the fullest. Laughing with friends, doing stupid sh*t. That's what life is about and it brings tons of joy and happiness.

  • @zhubwat
    @zhubwat Рік тому +9

    Dear Valefisk,
    I liked the buttplug joke at 3:20
    I thought it was funny even though it was just a passing remark before the game even started,
    The humour in that joke had a lot of layers that I choose not to penetrate into too deeply as it would be slightly uncomfortable to describe in great detail, but I liked how meta it was.
    Sincerely,
    Moses

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 Рік тому +36

    Interacting with CIA operatives is so weird. Our old neighbor (we moved last year) was a former operative and he would occasionally reference experiencing the intense cold of desert nights and having to remain motionless for hours or even days. He was a nice guy, but he basically radiated an aura of "I could kill you long before anyone can call the cops" that made him intimidating despite his biggest hobby being maintaining his yard and garden. Only time I ever saw him mad was when he talked about wanting to shoot the rabbit that had been eating his vegetables.

  • @sarkhan_guy
    @sarkhan_guy Рік тому +73

    Oh hey another part in my favourite reality show "Valefisk and friends voluntarily torture one another".

  • @dasamont8274
    @dasamont8274 Рік тому +14

    Been watching your 24 hours halo stream these last few days, and my head is getting to be pretty full of valefisk by now. Weird coincidence that you would upload right now though

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond Рік тому +5

      Ah so you have heard the word of the prophet then

    • @dasamont8274
      @dasamont8274 Рік тому

      @@NovelPond Maybe, if you mean the quote "I need a weapon" and the prophecy of Vale's second account NovelPond, which people should definitely subscribe to for groundbreaking content

  • @lucifersatan8240
    @lucifersatan8240 9 місяців тому +2

    24:42 Well according to the satisfactory video it can only have been Maivi.

  • @curlytop3194
    @curlytop3194 Рік тому +3

    This is the exact version of the board game my parents still have in the basement. I always liked stacking as many blue and pink pins in the little cars as possible more than I liked actually playing the game.

  • @sn8wball
    @sn8wball 6 місяців тому +2

    “A nugget of finest green!” I fucking love black adder so much, thank you vale

  • @roasted_fish
    @roasted_fish Рік тому +15

    It's always a good day when there is a new valefisk video

  • @Mylifeintechnicolor
    @Mylifeintechnicolor Рік тому +15

    Would love to see a Valefisk edition of Life, with all the BS tiles and punishments.

  • @Rorek0fNol
    @Rorek0fNol Рік тому +5

    I like how everyone puts themselves behind the wheel on different sides!

  • @MarkoIronFist
    @MarkoIronFist Рік тому +7

    I tested the claim that life requires little player input and turns out there were 10 total player inputs for the whole game.

  • @samuelmalaby7498
    @samuelmalaby7498 Рік тому +8

    Hey, I actually have this version of the game! good memories playing, though that was mostly due to the people I was playing it with.

  • @hashem6356
    @hashem6356 Рік тому +7

    😅 this puts a tear to my eye. Although I don’t know if this is joyful tears or tears for the misery your friends are gonna go through

  • @creditsunknown7974
    @creditsunknown7974 Рік тому +2

    40:05 Amenmemant the III before a flood

  • @Samuel115
    @Samuel115 Рік тому +4

    I live for these videos right now~ thanks again for great content!

  • @s0LLagal
    @s0LLagal Рік тому +2

    I can't believe M-Preg is canon to the Valefisk Cinematic Universe™

  • @zainmalik1872
    @zainmalik1872 Рік тому +9

    This is the first time I've heard Valefisk suffer from his own toture session

  • @MisterFribble
    @MisterFribble Рік тому +3

    At some point we need the full, uncut recording of this masterpiece.

  • @howdytherestranger2139
    @howdytherestranger2139 Рік тому +6

    I want vale to make everyone play 5d chess with multiverse and time travel

  • @NLRAspect
    @NLRAspect Рік тому +1

    10:20 what an exceptionally based Blackadder reference. Don't hear enough of those nowadays.

  • @elliotli
    @elliotli Рік тому +7

    I wonder if theres ever going to be a point where everyone in these videos is going to require reimbursement for the psychological torture he puts them through

  • @Maplefrog7
    @Maplefrog7 Рік тому +1

    at 3:00 i have the 1960 version and can confirm that, that space does exist

  • @unslept_em
    @unslept_em Рік тому +3

    can't wait to watch the campaign for north africa! i'll be sure to set aside a couple weeks to watch the edited video

  • @echomjp
    @echomjp Рік тому +8

    Wonderful! Another wonderful addition to add to my collection! My collection of videos which allow me to live vicariously through the suffering of you and your friends! My thanks.

  • @moredac2881
    @moredac2881 Рік тому +3

    I like how this isn’t even a torture game. This is just an old version of the Game of Life. No twist. Just play a regular board game lol

  • @zeusbottom
    @zeusbottom Місяць тому

    Incredible detail though. That board and instructions look exactly how I remember it when I’d play as a kid.

  • @toshavanopstall6746
    @toshavanopstall6746 Рік тому +30

    Came for the Game of Life, stayed for the final resolution of the Completely Rigged Geoguessr Tournament

  • @Theo.Grayson
    @Theo.Grayson Рік тому +1

    WHY WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT "wow! the graphics are pretty good for a video game released in the 60s!"

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Рік тому +3

    The Game of Life, from 1960. Life, in 1960. Good lord. I see why it's agonizing

  • @clonefighter1996
    @clonefighter1996 Рік тому +1

    "Is that why it's a Green Hill?"
    why did Sonic 1 pop into my he-

  • @bongosbongos
    @bongosbongos Рік тому +6

    Valefisk in a month making the Game of Death:

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas Рік тому +2

    0:07, "Not the elephants!"

  • @woomod2445
    @woomod2445 Рік тому +14

    "You make no choices and it's an entirely luck based."
    ahhhhhh, yes, that does sound exactly like life.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean Рік тому +1

    22:39: I love Candy's sense of humor. (And hope I correctly remembered which voice is which.)

    • @Candybust
      @Candybust Рік тому +1

      You got my hopes up, but alas that was lynx that made that joke...

  • @schaep2227
    @schaep2227 Рік тому +3

    Vale’s editing style makes 15 minutes feel like 4 hours

  • @anubisposeidon97
    @anubisposeidon97 Рік тому

    30:00 Oh! I know that one! the skunk farm is to make vanillin!

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Рік тому +11

    congrats vale, among the pain of life,
    you are the only person who i've watched play a full round of fortnite

  • @BodywiseMustard
    @BodywiseMustard 11 місяців тому +1

    The journalist went TO VEGAS and NO-ONE MENTIONED FEAR AND LOATHING?!

  • @hyun-shik7327
    @hyun-shik7327 Рік тому +6

    How did the Maivi Fortnite joke award actually turn into a thing?

  • @sharplydressedrabbit3604
    @sharplydressedrabbit3604 Рік тому +2

    There's nothing I would love more than a Campaign for North Africa playthrough. The ultimate form of torture.

  • @naroIo
    @naroIo Рік тому +3

    you don't need to play a video game to hate life: life is a big game anyways
    And you're losing

  • @jaspermooren5883
    @jaspermooren5883 Рік тому +1

    The big giveaway that it is the 60s version is that buying a house is $15.000...

  • @obviouscadillac9493
    @obviouscadillac9493 Рік тому +3

    Finally! Now I can experience my existential despair in the most boring way possible. Thanks, Vale!

  • @cheyannegiles9772
    @cheyannegiles9772 Рік тому +1

    Text color
    Vale: white
    Candy: blue
    Dyno: Purple
    Teddy: yellow
    Novel: light green
    Maivi- pink
    Temod- jade (?)
    Lynx- light blue

  • @rotten7777
    @rotten7777 Рік тому +5

    Another sensible torture game I see! Wonderful as always.

  • @vincentbarwell5943
    @vincentbarwell5943 Рік тому +2

    If i ever get arrested I shall now say "I'm a business man doing business things"