The Most Savage Man On Earth Rants: Twitch Thot Thoughts

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  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 6 років тому +222

    "Read...Dead...Red-emption
    2. What is that?"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @alifpaltasya3821
      @alifpaltasya3821 6 років тому +20

      "Is that a scary game or something?"lol

    • @TheMetpower
      @TheMetpower 6 років тому +9

      Bitch can't even read....

  • @DaWhiteWolffie
    @DaWhiteWolffie 6 років тому +186

    "Nobody protected me." ......WHAT?

    • @deadlock1
      @deadlock1 5 років тому +32

      DaWhiteWolffie when a female’s physical inferiority to men transcends into video games

    • @Echidneys
      @Echidneys 5 років тому +25

      But isn't she a strong, independent woman?? She should protect herself or gtfo

    • @Allofsitesjannacanadaorerror60
      @Allofsitesjannacanadaorerror60 4 роки тому

      @@deadlock1 i yell that all the time to my crew... protect me ,,, not when i'm drunk though,,, drinking Janna is a rootin tootin shootin Putin

  • @machinainc5812
    @machinainc5812 6 років тому +434

    I made an omelete, i guess i’am chef now

    • @dasteraw
      @dasteraw 6 років тому +4

      am dead XDDD

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 6 років тому +14

      Chef Ramsay: Fuck off you donkey. IT'S RAAAAWWW!!!

    • @NPC-fr6wo
      @NPC-fr6wo 6 років тому +1

      rat chef boi

    • @SincereShifty
      @SincereShifty 6 років тому +1

      Machina Inc PATRICK STAR VOICE* i love you

    • @darthsidious4894
      @darthsidious4894 6 років тому +3

      Where is the LAMB SAUCEE !!!!

  • @brandonadams5052
    @brandonadams5052 6 років тому +139

    I remember I was on kik in a group chat and one of the girls in the chat was bragging about how she scammed a guy out of 300 dollars. I called her out on it and she got all butthurt. She started calling me ugly. I honestly don't care if someone thinks I'm ugly or not especially since I know I'm not Prince charming. That's the main problem with girls who exploit men in general they rely on their looks to get where they want but in the end looks fade.

    • @XxLew
      @XxLew 6 років тому +21

      Don't worry, women like that don't last long in the real world. Once they get into their 40s it's all downhill for them from there

    • @NaneelQueenOfDarknes
      @NaneelQueenOfDarknes 6 років тому +8

      Dont worry lol they use the same tactic if a woman has the balls to say anything against them, first go to is always your looks.

    • @bonezone4985
      @bonezone4985 6 років тому +17

      She went right for the ugly jab because that’s what her entire life revolves around, appearance. To her “being ugly” is a fate worse then death and a tremendous insult. Too bad her looks are a rapidly depreciating asset.
      Btw you ain’t ugly.

    • @kurisechan88
      @kurisechan88 5 років тому +9

      @@bonezone4985 Yep any woman that calls you ugly is very insecure herself likely men arent supposed to be pretty they supposed to be protectors/guardians

    • @gatorwarrior7557
      @gatorwarrior7557 5 років тому +4

      Keep your head up king

  • @whodatninja439
    @whodatninja439 6 років тому +469

    I'll never get tired of seeing Larry David casually walking out the window to his death hahahah

    • @IR240474
      @IR240474 6 років тому +6

      Only if it was real... We can only wish one day he will go out the right window.

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 5 років тому +1

      @@IR240474 no butt hurt kid

    • @jonascastejon5888
      @jonascastejon5888 2 роки тому +3

      Never gets old, especially with that sweet, soothing background music 🤣

    • @drunkinmadness3444
      @drunkinmadness3444 11 місяців тому

      I like how he cleans himself before making a mess of himself on the streets below

  • @linkin5961
    @linkin5961 6 років тому +160

    My husband and I were just talking about this.
    Been a PC gamer since 02' Friends got me into Everquest and then Wow around 2002 and I went from there. I got my husband into building PCs and we both enjoy gaming console/pc together.
    So, I sometimes think . It would be great to stream together. But, no one wants to see a good female gamer. I need to overhaul my look and sale my body and half a## play the latest popular games.
    There are men who are amazing gamers but get half of the followers because they are not selling their body parts. He is right twitch for most of these females have nothing to do with gaming.
    So, yea. I'll stick to playing for my own fun/pleasure.

    • @linkin5961
      @linkin5961 5 років тому +11

      @@kidmosey Very true.

    • @amazinglyaverage590
      @amazinglyaverage590 5 років тому +18

      It depends what kind of audience you want to attract. If you want 100+ thirsty beta males, show your assets. If you want actual cool people who appreciate your skill or personality you have to build it up slowly.

    • @XxInorisxX
      @XxInorisxX 5 років тому

      The reason why twitch is not kicking out most of these twitch "female gamers" that just show there body because it racks in money for the company and it popularizes them more as well. It's all for business and you can't really do much about it. Think of it as a free to play MMO, you can download it for free and play all of its contents but then you have the cash shop where you buy extra goods to either look really good, survive in a dungeon longer because of some powerful elixier...etc that in turns keep it alive. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying girls are supposed to do what these girls who expose they body do, Hell no but a lot of guys like it and they throw their money at it and twitch is like "uhhh twitch ain't for gaming only no more, keep rolling in that cash".

    • @AzetheReal
      @AzetheReal 5 років тому +1

      Actually this is a lie. An average woman that plays games well will get a following from very mature men and women that play games as a hobby. Being honest goes a hell of a long way. And gaining some haters in the process for doing what’s right is always fun.

    • @danielx22
      @danielx22 4 роки тому

      i wouldn't watch even if you were hot... female gamers have a stain now fuck them

  • @lookatmypooranimatedface8726
    @lookatmypooranimatedface8726 6 років тому +111

    What also annoys me is that these people have the audacity to make a Amazon wishlist and ask people to buy shit for them when they make enough money off streaming.

  • @chrissinclair8705
    @chrissinclair8705 5 років тому +67

    Twitch is turning into starter porn. It's like porn on training wheels.

  • @lucklaster6614
    @lucklaster6614 6 років тому +178

    Yeah, not all men are good at games but you don't see them setting up twitch channels to showcase their gameplay while wearing small pieces of clothing.

    • @DarkwellorBZ
      @DarkwellorBZ 6 років тому +19

      . . . yet
      I'm sure there's a market for that somewhere

    • @mehashevra4804
      @mehashevra4804 6 років тому +4

      I'm honestly considering wearing short shorts and an unbuttoned dress shirt and streaming me playing like that

    • @captainsober
      @captainsober 6 років тому +1

      It would be pretty amusing though

    • @Fjordkefka
      @Fjordkefka 6 років тому

      watch pilav ya gay

    • @darknorth239
      @darknorth239 6 років тому +5

      Meha Shevra if your not female you'll get banned tho..

  • @andrewe.2464
    @andrewe.2464 6 років тому +95

    When I was f*cking 10 I knew what red dead redemption was

    • @penguinjay
      @penguinjay 5 років тому +17

      shit, when I was f*cking 10 I knew what red dead revolver was.

    • @kittycat5972
      @kittycat5972 5 років тому +4

      Unfazed cool it on that red pill rage bruh

    • @unfazedo
      @unfazedo 5 років тому +11

      @@kittycat5972 It's not even any sort of rage just the truth.

  • @Alex-gg4bc
    @Alex-gg4bc 6 років тому +394

    “ is it like a scary game?” I died a little inside

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 6 років тому +16

      A Teez somewhere, someone got woefully derectioned, and might never have a boner, again.

    • @W0lfSh1eld
      @W0lfSh1eld 6 років тому +28

      I havent even played the first Red Dead and that comment still hurt me xD

    • @alexanderd.fields6228
      @alexanderd.fields6228 6 років тому

      😂

    • @Captain_Chromosome
      @Captain_Chromosome 6 років тому +1

      Same I laughed and died at the same time lmao

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 6 років тому +1

      A Teez I couldn’t stop laughing on the outside but on the inside I was dying

  • @offensivepepe231
    @offensivepepe231 6 років тому +71

    When dsp becomes a voice of reason for a brief moment

  • @MrAngryMonkey100
    @MrAngryMonkey100 6 років тому +106

    Makes being an honest streamer a lot harder and it’s sad. the soy boys and Thots ruin everything.....

    • @MrAngryMonkey100
      @MrAngryMonkey100 6 років тому +9

      I wish they would make a streaming site just for gaming cause twitch is wrecked because of all the Thots and soy boys

    • @MrAngryMonkey100
      @MrAngryMonkey100 6 років тому +3

      but they have insider connections and even getting a foot in the door is rough

    • @kaoset1237
      @kaoset1237 6 років тому

      They alwayse do

  • @mikikiki
    @mikikiki 6 років тому +85

    Men, stop rewarding this behavior.

    • @Crazyced
      @Crazyced 4 роки тому +16

      I think heads might fall off if the actual age of the median donor was found out. It's one thing making fun of men for throwing money at thots. It's completely different realizing part of it is thots seducing children with mom and dad's credit card for money.

  • @samuraininja8634
    @samuraininja8634 6 років тому +231

    There is hope for humanity gundam has more subscribers than crapgamer

    • @dariocarpita686
      @dariocarpita686 6 років тому +5

      You can't compare news and comedy channels,although gundam can be pretty funny too

    • @spacebutter1121
      @spacebutter1121 6 років тому +30

      @@dariocarpita686 saying crapgamer is a news or comedy channel is an insult to news and comedy.

    • @dariocarpita686
      @dariocarpita686 6 років тому +4

      @@spacebutter1121 chill out man everyone with a brain knows that crapgamer is an idiot

    • @jokinplaysgames
      @jokinplaysgames 6 років тому +5

      Crapgamer is a fucking tool

  • @digitaltigergaming8883
    @digitaltigergaming8883 6 років тому +71

    My issue is people enable them to be camwhores on a platform for gamers. If they were not enabled to dress and act like they need to be on chatterbate than we may not have had to deal with them existing on gaming streamer platforms.

    • @everydaygear3730
      @everydaygear3730 4 роки тому +1

      People get what they want. At the end of the day, the THOTs choose that as their "job" and what they do with their free time. I'm attracted to chicks that workout, read, go for walks at parks/hang with family... definitely not a chick with no future career, who's a digital hooker.

  • @larry.f
    @larry.f 6 років тому +131

    They may not have deep thoughts, but their mind is deep.. and empty

  • @bubblebreeze1635
    @bubblebreeze1635 4 роки тому +6

    Just now discovered Gundam, been binge watching all the videos (I know, no life). Almost lost it when it cuts to the puppet holding the money. I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. I've never considered ever disabling my adblocker for anyone. Might just do it for gundam

  • @eclipsez0r
    @eclipsez0r 6 років тому +183

    Lol so true that they would be strippers without this technology

    • @VancouverCanucksRock
      @VancouverCanucksRock 6 років тому +14

      Or Prostitutes

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 6 років тому +15

      No they wouldn't, they'd have to work too hard!!

    • @eclipsez0r
      @eclipsez0r 6 років тому +4

      @@cypher237 Zing

    • @eclipsez0r
      @eclipsez0r 6 років тому

      @@VancouverCanucksRock Aren't most of them both

    • @viva6235
      @viva6235 5 років тому +1

      @@cypher237 Hahahaha

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 6 років тому +110

    That Larry David clip has me laughing every time.

  • @Crazyollie123
    @Crazyollie123 6 років тому +93

    1:50 Whats more artificial? Her or the horse?

  • @brandynstroud2406
    @brandynstroud2406 5 років тому +39

    "Red...Dead...Redemption...2? What's that?"
    -Gamergirl
    ✌😑🔫 I'm checking out for life

  • @b-spiral8314
    @b-spiral8314 6 років тому +41

    Never played Red Dead Redemption (sin as that may be) but I've at least HEARD OF IT and RDR2 and understand the weight of the title. I find it hard to classify what a "gamer" is specifically, but a good measure is having them mention a few titles they've played or new/upcoming titles of interest to prove they have the least bit of interest in the hobby itself.
    A quick glance at the steam homepage could give them the ammo to meet this small requirement.

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 6 років тому +2

      The definition of a Gamer is really just a person who plays games. However these Twitch Thots are ruining the definition of gamer.

  • @shaneirwin9461
    @shaneirwin9461 5 років тому +15

    "If they play games, they are a gamer"
    hmmmmmm.........dogs play games with each other all day long.......They are now gamers.

  • @reesestacks5103
    @reesestacks5103 6 років тому +53

    Ik this video had to get Demonetized lol UA-cam hates the truth

  • @johnglue1744
    @johnglue1744 6 років тому +35

    I am still flabbergasted anyone would give these girls money. I mean I cannot fault them for making money off these fools.

    • @desnicar
      @desnicar 6 років тому +6

      @Any Rebel fucking kek

    • @Showzstarz
      @Showzstarz 4 роки тому +1

      No i would say its 50/50

  • @paine7992
    @paine7992 6 років тому +84

    Man I love your little hand puppet! What's his name...and you should dedicate a whole video to him ;o

    • @bryankearney6525
      @bryankearney6525 6 років тому +9

      Hans Wurst the hand puppets name is billy I believe

    • @zebedeetotty
      @zebedeetotty 6 років тому

      He sounds like Shu from Dragon Ball

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 6 років тому +1

      Hans Wurst I am signing up for dudes Patreon so he will consider this.

    • @lockonstratos7787
      @lockonstratos7787 6 років тому

      Is your profile pic from claymore?

    • @paine7992
      @paine7992 6 років тому

      Yes it is...it's Clare^^ Best Manga/Anime together with Fist of the North Star and of course...Berserk ;-p

  • @gaigous1250
    @gaigous1250 6 років тому +3

    I loved that clip of the modern take on Mark Twain: "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

  • @khazzen
    @khazzen 6 років тому +57

    Ohh the good old times of Team Siren.

    • @DeadlyHord3
      @DeadlyHord3 6 років тому

      khaewen yeh.. it was so cringe.. I liked how they got rekt by oddone’s team back then 😂😂😂

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 6 років тому +22

    its the new generation of Dire Straits, Money For Nothing
    I want my Twitch TV.

    • @Kheapathic
      @Kheapathic 5 років тому +4

      Money for nothing and the thots for free.

    • @bearjew540
      @bearjew540 5 років тому

      TheTrueRman #teamtrees I’d fucking love to hear mark knopfler sing “I shoulda been born with tits”

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 6 років тому +45

    Wow they promoted porn actresses on twitch. Twitch is wack. Wasn't there a strike recently?

    • @nkn8820
      @nkn8820 6 років тому +11

      @Grym not on a platform young kids use

    • @youtubecitizen4898
      @youtubecitizen4898 6 років тому +6

      Grym is the reason men are crumbling in society. Get laid.

    • @BungieStudios
      @BungieStudios 6 років тому +4

      You can pay them $900 from your savings, Grym, but they'll never love you.

  • @Himdrewhimself
    @Himdrewhimself 6 років тому +25

    Guys girls may look good but they don’t look better than my game

  • @ironwolf113
    @ironwolf113 6 років тому +130

    Misogyny that is keeping women out of pro level gaming? Oh you mean like the all female player only events that happen now? Where they basically have said to them, "You suck so bad against men that not only are we going to not let you play with them, but we are also going to lower the skill gap so bad that a Copper Rank can now get into a team!"; you talking about that shit?

    • @eirin481
      @eirin481 6 років тому +2

      ironwolf113 doesn't happen with games that aren't dogshit; go hop onto the Quake scene with any of the games and you don't see glorified skin markets where its actually a benefit to have gender divisions for the sole purpose of men over the internet simping and throwing up their money over female CS:GO players or someshit
      find better streamers, play better games

    • @eirin481
      @eirin481 6 років тому +1

      Charles Lee Ray remember the 1992 olympics where a woman was allowed to compete and won gold
      nevermind the current news about a chinese woman getting a draw against the current top grandmaster of the world in chess in a pro tournament
      i can keep going

    • @netmonsterjr
      @netmonsterjr 6 років тому +8

      @@eirin481 oh shit is that a beta male I see -_-

    • @eirin481
      @eirin481 6 років тому

      im a woman; good job constructing a well thought out argument
      i'm defeated, truly

    • @netmonsterjr
      @netmonsterjr 6 років тому +5

      @@eirin481 cool, don't care tbh

  • @dwaynewilson3468
    @dwaynewilson3468 5 років тому +6

    Oml you need more videos with Billy being thirsty! That shit is hilarious!! I took a screenshot and made a meme of him

  • @VampLatino
    @VampLatino 6 років тому +25

    Gundam The hero that all men needs. Preach on hermano

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 6 років тому +4

    When I was in school, admitting you played video games made girls call you a dork. I learned real quick to keep that shit on the DL. I had tons of friends, guys and girls, and literally NONE of the women played video games.

  • @ognjenfilipovic2851
    @ognjenfilipovic2851 6 років тому +21

    i just love scene when dude is jumping through window :D never get tired

  • @aubreymorgan9763
    @aubreymorgan9763 5 років тому +20

    "Thot Thoughts" this needs to be a series, lol

    • @Born2Bnoob
      @Born2Bnoob 3 роки тому +1

      Thoughts on Thots and Thots on Thoughts

  • @whazzit223
    @whazzit223 6 років тому +17

    "bet you don'r dres like this to go to walmart" Yeah, they do. They're called IRL streams.

  • @WhinyB
    @WhinyB 4 роки тому +1

    Gundam’s love for Drag memes is the best thing ever. Because of him I’ve discovered so many great moments...thanks

  • @imnotusingmyrealname4566
    @imnotusingmyrealname4566 6 років тому +51

    Haven't these guys heard of porn?

    • @gerardmourits8709
      @gerardmourits8709 6 років тому +5

      Most of them have parental locks on their internet

    • @gerardmourits8709
      @gerardmourits8709 6 років тому +2

      @Unknown Knight
      I would probably ground his ass for 2 months without internet

    • @XxLew
      @XxLew 6 років тому +4

      @Unknown Knight and that girl won't even remember the loser who gave her 900 lmfao

    • @josefernandez4423
      @josefernandez4423 6 років тому +4

      he could have rented a class A escort with that money.

    • @PR-xm5zc
      @PR-xm5zc 5 років тому

      @Any Rebel there are plenty of cam girl sites that offer that and more lmfao

  • @whinegummi6329
    @whinegummi6329 6 років тому +2

    I rthink you will hear this a thousand times a day. Dammit feels like listening to myself.

  • @oliviabennett5028
    @oliviabennett5028 6 років тому +34

    At least I know there are people sadder then me.

    • @Feezwa
      @Feezwa 6 років тому +5

      And this is something that should not give you comfort. This doesn't make you less miserable either. Stepping up for yourself in order to face responsability to be less miserable in your life gives you meaning and strength.
      Think about you and the people that are sadder than you (as you said). How much value and meaning do your produce for your life, for your family, for the things you strive for ? Now this can turn out badly when more and more people like you and sadder than you are in the same melting pot. What can you do if you meet 100 more people like you and worse ? Can you work together or all of you will point a finger to the other one's sadder life ? It produces a disaster, and the dark forces that are whispering into your left and right ear, dancing on your left and right brain lobe are eating you out from inside at a rapid rate. It takes away so much potential out of yourself !

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 6 років тому

      @Unknown Knight lol I even want to kill myself now, that was some heavy destruction skills right there.

  • @alifpaltasya3821
    @alifpaltasya3821 6 років тому +4

    2:49 idont know why but that hair physics impress me so much. and i never realize it when i played shenmue lol

  • @STVTIC14
    @STVTIC14 6 років тому +9

    For years I’ve been waiting for all this to happen. I knew it was just a matter of time.

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 6 років тому +9

    Only real gamer girl i know that also Twitch is Dodger from Presshearttocontinue, and she's not a thott.
    But yeah thats like One in 10000...

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 6 років тому +6

    What I hate are that they tweet that they shouldn't get abusive messages (obviously from 12 year olds) and that it is the responsibility of men to police them because apparently men listen to men and just do what other men say.
    They were complaining that men only get comments about to their games.
    Acknowledge that you get streams because of how you look and you get 12 year olds because of how you look as well as the massive donations for doing nothing.
    Swings and roundabouts.

  • @woodyrascel
    @woodyrascel 6 років тому +2

    "Read Dead Redemption 2....what is that?"......i could go on a rant right now...but i think the guy jumping out the window sums it up.....

  • @johnnycatR58
    @johnnycatR58 6 років тому +4

    There was a female csgo team that tried open qualifiers with men. They finished dead last. Majority of those teams didn't have a page on Liquidpedia.

  • @SkyeBerryJam
    @SkyeBerryJam 6 років тому +7

    I hate you for making me agree with DSP on something

  • @inkblotCrisis
    @inkblotCrisis 6 років тому +4

    Thank you for the pupper at the end, it helped me calm down.

  • @pumajlr
    @pumajlr 6 років тому +3

    "IM A MUSIC LOVER, AND I JUST DESERVE RESPECT... Rolling Stones? What is that?"

  • @Delimon007
    @Delimon007 6 років тому +9

    Soooooooo they made an all woman team, did they do well? No? That's why they aren't a thing. Also that team failed because of infighting if I remember correctly.
    Same goes for stem fields dude, about 3 women or so in my class of 28. 3/28 is about 11%. There are a TON of incentives and free money for women to join the stem field but they simply do not want the job. That is the truth.

  • @martintrades9805
    @martintrades9805 5 років тому +5

    Sirens came from greek mythology they were said to be unimaginably beautiful and sing irrestitably these are not sirens

  • @sevask8768
    @sevask8768 6 років тому +9

    they know there is a lot of desperate boys/guys on twitch that are easy to manipulate. looking forward on how steamtv will go. hopefully doesn't follow the same path twitch is going.

  • @Dalmondo
    @Dalmondo 6 років тому +1

    Gundamn! That was an epic rant. Such a damn funny video but so true. Keep up the great work bro, keep the red pills comin’!

  • @deviant_ghost
    @deviant_ghost 6 років тому +10

    GOOD MORNING FROM MICHIGAN!

  • @Kheapathic
    @Kheapathic 5 років тому +6

    "My name Sham-pag-ne" - Christopher Walken

  • @Infinadium
    @Infinadium 6 років тому +34

    #itsagundam for President 2020 🇺🇸

  • @humanbeing_
    @humanbeing_ 6 років тому

    Dude. Biggups for the Don Rickles reference. I'm genuinely impressed. Also great commentary. I randomly found your channel via the Verge how to build a PC 'Hiroshima' fail response. Then watched more of your content. Good stuff. Quality. So much better than most of the mindless dribble on here (UA-cam). I'm genuinely enjoying your stuff.
    Cheers
    -H.B.

  • @JadedWarlock
    @JadedWarlock 6 років тому +8

    You're not sexist, you're sane.

    • @spacebutter1121
      @spacebutter1121 6 років тому +1

      They're one and the same now a days sadly.

  • @cappedmushroom
    @cappedmushroom 6 років тому +3

    That's why when I watch Twitch, which is very rare, because I would rather play games than watch other people play, I usually avoid watching 90 percent of the women out there on Twitch. There are some out there that are good, but the large majority of women on Twitch don't know their ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to gaming. The content is lacking, if any gaming content actually exist on their stream.

  • @sarafandumah4572
    @sarafandumah4572 6 років тому +21

    AAAAH HAH HA HA!! THA VENOM!! This video is on point. Your lips to gods ears.

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 5 років тому +3

    "Red...dead....redemption 2, what is that?"
    she just said that and claims to be a gamer.... I think my head exploded.

  • @Sondwichhe
    @Sondwichhe 6 років тому +5

    15:23 ok people who disagree watch for yourself and try and comeback with an argument that will counter what she said
    And then the shit at 15:58 you can’t make an excuse for rdr 2 has been all over gaming news and has had the most preorder sales with bo4 behind it

  • @meidomiseri
    @meidomiseri 6 років тому

    the best part about this is video is that i can remind everyone that Papa Gundam has 64K subs right now. Keep it up man! Also that Mark Twain opening was to die for!

  • @jayparkerTBAS
    @jayparkerTBAS 6 років тому +6

    These comments please me.
    I'm very glad to see so much red pill here!👍

  • @ToneysReviews
    @ToneysReviews 6 років тому +1

    "Fuckin A dude, that's a Ryzen CPU", this has got to be the greatest quote I have ever heard, lol. The nerd in me just died

  • @GalaktykawkaOfficial
    @GalaktykawkaOfficial 6 років тому +18

    Sometimes I think about the asteroid hitting the Earth and wiping all humanity

    • @wizardcat7654
      @wizardcat7654 6 років тому +2

      Hey bud

    • @selfloathinggivesmelife7810
      @selfloathinggivesmelife7810 6 років тому +2

      I think of that often. More than I'm willing to admit.

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 6 років тому +2

      I just hope I am around to see it make first impact.

    • @stilllife5702
      @stilllife5702 6 років тому +3

      No reason to kill everyone. What we really need is a good old fashion genocide.

    • @DH-ij9pe
      @DH-ij9pe 5 років тому

      Plague works too.

  • @EngineerDJ_Julius
    @EngineerDJ_Julius 4 роки тому +2

    "Intelligence is a sin"
    "Individualism is a crime"
    Being hated and misunderstood for no reason? I'll take it

  • @yonosepe7491
    @yonosepe7491 6 років тому +29

    women sports will never be about their performance for example athletics if u want to see the longest jumps the longest throws the fastest sprints u watch men athletics women athletics is pretty much about watching women in the athletic uniform which obviously sexualizes them because like I have said there is no other reason to watch women athletics if u r interested in performance then u simply watch men athletics

    • @UnmotivatedSlacker
      @UnmotivatedSlacker 6 років тому +6

      Kind of a shitty thing to say about women serious about what they do with that blanket statement

    • @eirin481
      @eirin481 6 років тому +1

      Yono Sepe but we're talking about fucking video games
      you press buttons

    • @eirin481
      @eirin481 6 років тому +1

      Jacob St.Clair ...out of all the games that you could have picked, you went with league
      not starcraft, not dota, but a glorified anime skin shopping sim with a moba minigame, k
      anyways, go watch AcrylicAsh or NyxGirlPower playing Quake Champions and come back to me when you can confidently say that shit

    • @eirin481
      @eirin481 6 років тому

      Jacob St.Clair speaking of which, somebody in another thread reminded me; look up Scarlett in the Starcraft 2 scene as well

    • @Moses255337
      @Moses255337 6 років тому +1

      Eirin Scarlett was born a male tho

  • @sheogorath2657
    @sheogorath2657 5 років тому

    I loved how in team sirens promo video when they were shooting guns they didn’t really try and control it it was just flopping around in there hands like a fish every shot

  • @Guccipoooch
    @Guccipoooch 5 років тому +3

    “And when I die, don’t bury me”

  • @notevenau
    @notevenau 6 років тому

    Omg dude, I have just come across your channel. YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO. I love every second of your videos. You are genuinely funny, brilliant, consistent and accurate. You deserve so many more subscribers. Your channel is GOLD. I subscribed after watching just one of your videos (I started with the BFV rant video). Thank you and keep up the good work. From your newest fan.

  • @GrumpyDerg
    @GrumpyDerg 6 років тому +5

    There used to be a webcam thing back in the day where you either pay for, or just watch girls stripping down and playing with themselves on some crappy webcam "stream". This might just be the 2.0 of that. The gaming thing is just a "cosplay theme" 'cause Twitch is like.. a gaming thing... :P

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 6 років тому

      But there's plenty of free cam sites still, and free porn too. it's more that these guys are so sad, they think giving these girls money is going to get them something, which is crazy

  • @davidmuhs4590
    @davidmuhs4590 6 років тому

    that quote at the beggining is actually one of the greatest quotes of all time. i know its probably ment as a joke but think about all the pain people cause using words. if your like 8 years old and your family hates it gonna hurt until you relize theyre just crazy and its like oh ok i still have a family but atleast i know im fine now C:

  • @GhostRider-870
    @GhostRider-870 6 років тому +39

    Stop bashing the thots and start bashing then fools that throw money at her. They are the REAL problem. Case in point: for every twitch thot out , there’s at least one guy behind them to show them how to set up their computer/stream/content creating etc.

    • @jahquinbrown2813
      @jahquinbrown2813 6 років тому +7

      You better find a girl for all these dudes if you want them to stop. That honestly is the only way to stop it. They supporting them because they cant get any, but if they had a significant other, they wouldnt need to throw money away at these thots lol.

    • @richardstrage3682
      @richardstrage3682 5 років тому +2

      Twitch is the problem. Making a quick buck on the thots and soiling their own name. There are other sites where these girls can make a buck if they want. But not on twitch. But twitch sells out for a quick buck instead enforcing their own rules.

    • @Obenfiquista81
      @Obenfiquista81 5 років тому +1

      It's so strange to me why don't this guys go to porn sites and pay them there for shows... That's way cheaper for sure!! But of course it is they're fault, totally agree. Just can't get my head around these guys not paying the rent to give money to these girls... Sad depressive betas!

    • @m01stman
      @m01stman Рік тому

      Why not just bash both?

  • @Mockingbird650
    @Mockingbird650 6 років тому +1

    Thanks for the Shenmue footage. It reminded me of how cool that game was. I never finished it, but I still have my Dreamcast. I need to bust that bad boy out.

  • @JamesEvans-ow1wc
    @JamesEvans-ow1wc 6 років тому +3

    8:05 L O L this is why we watch itsagundam

  • @smt6545
    @smt6545 6 років тому +2

    F*ck dude you make me laugh! I just came across your channel and binged watched a ton of your vids. This is exactly what I've needed, keep it up!

  • @Wreck1990
    @Wreck1990 6 років тому +13

    THERE'S A GUNDAM DOWN HERE!

    • @spacebutter1121
      @spacebutter1121 6 років тому

      Everyday we drift further away from God's light because of you.

    • @Galm276
      @Galm276 6 років тому +1

      Space Butter God’s light is meaningless when we live in the time of the holy Pappa Gundam!

    • @sinistergrey3
      @sinistergrey3 6 років тому

      The only 'God's light' that you will see Space Butter...is from the self proclaimed 'God of Death' Duo Maxwell, when he cuts you down in his Gundam with a beam scythe! lol XD

  • @alexxz123
    @alexxz123 5 років тому +2

    Man ive watched a couple of vids, your my hero now :')

  • @Raizelash
    @Raizelash 6 років тому +10

    I wish I had some of that over-self- confidence that most twitch girls do ..... :( but instead I hide in my room and have a date with my textbooks

  • @WilliamGMedinaGIO
    @WilliamGMedinaGIO 5 років тому

    I'm an artist and gamer on Twitch. You're right. You're completely right. Keep up the great work man. Keep tellin it like it is.

  • @stevenmckay2530
    @stevenmckay2530 6 років тому +5

    Man this was quality content, i can't believe i spent 1k on that twitch streamer and all she said was thank you.

  • @jonathanamadorart
    @jonathanamadorart 6 років тому +1

    The thing is when I found out about your channel, Gundam, I thought you were just some angry dude being mad at women in games and that shit. And then I watch your videos and I see a bunch of drag queen references and I'm like "Wut, does this go together?" But I love it. I love your channel. Keep it coming, honeEEeeeEeEeyyYYYyy...

  • @nader91
    @nader91 6 років тому +4

    LMAO the puppet had me dying hahaha 10/10 findom on twitch

  • @Oknopuac
    @Oknopuac 6 років тому

    Every time I see your puppet Billy I'm amazed how fast that left hand moves :3

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 6 років тому +15

    8:05 had me laughing my ass off

  • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
    @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 5 років тому

    i agree on most things you say, i must add that the best record on Gravel Pikespeak with a Group B car was a Woman for a very long time.

  • @SgtNickFury
    @SgtNickFury 6 років тому +5

    Better one is the girl on Thailand who get money everyday for taxi, meals, jewelry. Man she's lived there for a few years now. Does nothing but eat, but shows you each bit close up. Like your starving and she's teasing ya before eating it.

  • @shaky8037
    @shaky8037 5 років тому

    Goddamn! This is gold! Love you shit, keep it up my man! Love from Germany

  • @kevinrobinson6601
    @kevinrobinson6601 6 років тому +9

    I believe that most of the "game play" is prerecorded and they just pretend to be playing

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 5 років тому

      nah they are playing, usually. If you watch , a lot of them are actually really bad. if they were pre recording they'd probably bother to try and do better.

  • @xBaphometHx
    @xBaphometHx 4 роки тому

    I recently found your channel and it is a goldmine. I fully support your fight against those Twitch thots.

  • @SuperiorWare
    @SuperiorWare 5 років тому +4

    8:03 Has me dying laughing. I agree with your points bro!

    • @jpa_crypto
      @jpa_crypto 4 роки тому

      08:20 "Take my money. Take my moneeey!"
      LOL!

  • @wille84fin
    @wille84fin 6 років тому

    "That face" you are talking about is called the "Fuck me face", from Lion King.

  • @A7laMar6a77
    @A7laMar6a77 6 років тому +12

    We need more PIMPS

  • @MedicY.
    @MedicY. 6 років тому

    Thank god we have people like it'sAGundam, wish there was more out there like him keeping it real!

  • @Gungho1a
    @Gungho1a 6 років тому +5

    They all smell the same at 6 in the morning sitting on the crapper with a cigarette in their mouths.

  • @atomsmasher703
    @atomsmasher703 6 років тому

    2:04 Holy fuck, that is just sad/hilarious... I've never played RDR 1 and I'm not planning on buying 1 or 2, but I still know the fucking games, holy shit.