The Female DSP IS BACK & More Toxic Than Ever Twitches finest

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 5 років тому +1247

    She thinks she's sitting there being pretty.
    She's sitting there looking average and being below average.

    • @NickWride
      @NickWride 5 років тому +144

      She thinks she's a 10? Well maybe on a Ph scale because she's basic.

    • @michaelgroff1620
      @michaelgroff1620 5 років тому +24

      @@NickWride damn i like that one lol

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 5 років тому +5

      way below average

    • @cepenica1
      @cepenica1 5 років тому +3

      and still gets 23 minutes of this guy talking about her😂

    • @trapchan86
      @trapchan86 5 років тому +30

      She has a giant, blocky face. Like that one guy from the channel that autotuned the news back in the day. That massive jaw. Bet you could block a sword with that shield-looking face.

  • @VerGiLL1
    @VerGiLL1 5 років тому +418

    I guess i am a sadist, because i just love how Gundam losses his shit.

    • @defeatignorance8681
      @defeatignorance8681 5 років тому +9

      *loses*

    • @5226-p1e
      @5226-p1e 5 років тому +8

      I like the commentary from billy.

    • @gorbaggoescamping1329
      @gorbaggoescamping1329 5 років тому +4

      He is very entertaining. I enjoy his content. Even his gaming with Xil, D girl, and Clank.

    • @yeahOk-.-
      @yeahOk-.- 5 років тому +2

      I love gundams videos, I just don't enjoy the billy commentary. It's more enjoyable when it's just him talking and not using billy.

    • @ryukirito2616
      @ryukirito2616 5 років тому +2

      As do I! 🤣

  • @shadowstrike211
    @shadowstrike211 5 років тому +217

    i like how gundam talks in different voices/characters then gets mad at his own characters

    • @rajanlad
      @rajanlad 4 роки тому +10

      People with this skillset are really smart and rare in the World. I don't actually don't follow or know about half things/topics he covers, but he covers any topic in an funny and realistic way. That made me push the "Subscribe" button

    • @sharpendesign6604
      @sharpendesign6604 4 роки тому +9

      Stew is the worst, he'a always fkin up

    • @shinobifirecracker6671
      @shinobifirecracker6671 3 роки тому

      When you point out the character and what he does, it doesn’t really maintain any kind of mystique at all in any form whatsoever. Who would think it

    • @waldo7497
      @waldo7497 2 роки тому

      That’s a sign of insanity😃

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 5 років тому +307

    “Any job you can do in your pyjamas isn’t a real job.”
    - Bill Burr

    • @Braptist
      @Braptist 4 роки тому +33

      "There is an epidemic of gold digging whores and nobody is talking about it"
      -Bill Burr

    • @Noah-cg2dr
      @Noah-cg2dr 4 роки тому +8

      Braptist How insanely based is bill burr

    • @DaneAraux
      @DaneAraux 4 роки тому +1

      Truth

    • @x3xGR33Dx
      @x3xGR33Dx 4 роки тому

      Trade the market

    • @WillowJordan1979
      @WillowJordan1979 4 роки тому +22

      That quote didn't age well. Everybody's working in their pyjamas now.

  • @Ingerimm
    @Ingerimm 5 років тому +266

    Most Dangerous Jobs - Fatalities per 100k workers.
    1) Logging Workers - 135.9, 2) Fish Workers - 86, 3) Aircraft Pilots/Flight Engineers - 55.5, 4) Roofers - 48.6 ..
    216) Twitch Viewers - 19 (boredom)
    23,748) Twitch Streamer - 1 (Forgot to eat after a 94 hour stream)

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 5 років тому +23

      I'll be honest the Twitch one made me laugh. But honestly this woman that think streaming is hard really would struggle in pretty much any other job not even one of the top 10 most dangerous

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 5 років тому +5

      Notice how this doesn't include Police or Firefighters, you know, the people who are constantly glorified as having "such dangerous jobs"

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 5 років тому +13

      @@maxscott3349 police are 18th, firefighters are 24th. not sure what your point is.

  • @Tanin8310
    @Tanin8310 5 років тому +183

    "People seem to have this misconception that PayPal is a bank account. It is not." .... by that logic ... "People seem to have this misconception that they're entitled to my money. They are not."

    • @Anotherguy1st
      @Anotherguy1st 5 років тому +8

      Especially for doing something as stupid as letting me watch you play video games? Lmao you gotta be kidding me! I've played games all my life and I would feel like a piece of shit asking people for money so I can sit on my ass all day being lazy as fuck, doing something as pointless as playing video games, then have the audacity to critize people for not giving me money lol
      Be happy with what people are generous enough to give or go out and get a real job. No one funds my gaming but me!

    • @AlchemistStar50
      @AlchemistStar50 5 років тому +1

      "Paypal doesn't need a bank account, just use a credit or debit card."
      Correct me if i'm wrong but don't you need a bank account to open either?

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 5 років тому +1

      They mistaken "donations" for "wages"..... proves that they are fucking retarded....

    • @Boukensha123
      @Boukensha123 5 років тому

      Askr yes, because the cards need to be linked to a source of money AKA YOUR BANK ACCOUNT
      She is stupid
      The cards that require no bank account are pre paid cards.

    • @DMF121
      @DMF121 3 роки тому

      👏👏👏👏

  • @Mazu762
    @Mazu762 5 років тому +348

    it blows my mind that people give money to people like her.

    • @pvkk85
      @pvkk85 5 років тому +25

      More of a mind fuck to me is people giving money to dsp.

    • @WithDreday
      @WithDreday 5 років тому +12

      @@pvkk85 DSP actually is funny sometime.
      Bunny is just a plain bitch.
      I'd tip DSP 100 bucks before I gave a person like BadBunny a red cent. She is truly toxic.

    • @Fenrir_Aus
      @Fenrir_Aus 5 років тому +5

      Virgin's....that's all I can say

    • @taniw800
      @taniw800 5 років тому +9

      @@Fenrir_Aus People with lack of human interractions :D

    • @Aerex12
      @Aerex12 5 років тому +4

      @TheGschultz It is very difficult for most average men when women have so many options and freedom to choose. Some women end up having bisexual relationships. Compared to the past when women had very few rights and options. It was unheard of to see a 25 year old woman not be married.
      At least I am not the only one struggling. I am just noticing giving money away to women online.

  • @EvilPumpkin
    @EvilPumpkin 5 років тому +510

    Even people on Chaturbate have more standards to quality content than Twitch.

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 5 років тому

      If you're on that platform, you're wrong.

    • @EvilPumpkin
      @EvilPumpkin 5 років тому +5

      @LikeLinus17 No they can't. The porn industry is harder than it looks. A lot of AAA++ girls doesn't even get to enter because it's not for everyone. If you are BORING like those Twitch thots, no one calls you to make a scene or donate to you on Chaturbate.

    • @vz-v
      @vz-v 5 років тому +6

      Saw a girl on there playing guitar you could tell she put in work to get good, she got 50 tokens she didn't complain.

    • @Elguapoe
      @Elguapoe 5 років тому +1

      @LikeLinus17 there are some chicks on there that are straight up 11's.

    • @tahsin8296
      @tahsin8296 5 років тому +2

      ya people should pay the Chaturbate girls atlest they are giving you something in return

  • @dropoff2986
    @dropoff2986 5 років тому +242

    If a streamer doesn't want people to watch their content for free, then maybe they shouldn't stream on a free to watch service.
    I pay for my internet.
    Twitch is free to download on your phone, or log into on your PC.
    I don't need to pay you, to access your twitch content.
    Don't like it? Go somewhere else.

  • @javonh6761
    @javonh6761 5 років тому +301

    Yo I literally am the Fedex driver and yelled in agreement about the struggle. I thank u for acknowledging us and our crappy situation of one man crew for 8+hrs

    • @Elguapoe
      @Elguapoe 5 років тому +20

      I feel your pain brother, I've done FedEx as a second job during holidays in the warehouse, tell me how hard it is to stream HAHA. I run my own landscaping company as my main job.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 5 років тому +7

      i'm sure its hard work. but can you explain how a package labeled number 18 means th delivery driver knocks on house number 22, no one answers so they leave a note at number 6 to say the package is at number 12 when its really at nmber 16? or pull up, not get out, leave and then say there was no one home for delivery? add to that how fed ex can try and make me pay a tax bill on a package i didnt buy that some company just sent me, not mention it will have a tax bill on it when they deliver it. send the bill 2 weeks later a few days before christmas, then not reply to an email for 2 months, after which they say i have a few days to pay before it is sent to debt collection. fed ex is a terrible company.

    • @DaveThaBossDTB
      @DaveThaBossDTB 5 років тому +9

      Worked at UPS. Shout out to all my drivers and warehouse workers. I work in AV and Broadcast and whenever our driver comes you best believe I give him the best treatment.
      I know the pain and just how hard and long the hours are.
      These guys keep American businesses running man. Without you guys our country would be in shambles. Facts. Someone tell me I am wrong.

    • @NVE
      @NVE 5 років тому +5

      Coming from a guy who worked for ups for like 3 years before i blew out my knee n then dislocated it extremely bad on the job from being forced to go back to work before it was full healed. My knee literally ended up practically dislocated almost all the way backwards. had to get surgery to put it back and ups sent me on my way with an 8 grand settlement with a fucked knee for life unable to support more than my body weight +50-80 pounds or so without my knee buckling. Some of those problems you mentioned are corporates problems but as for delivering to the wrong house if you seen some of the shit these guys go through you'd be more understanding. I used to work cutting down trees for almost ten hours a day when I was younger n I'd much rather do that than work at ups or FedEx again. I've also been a laborer on construction sites n that still isn't as bad Imo. Most people stay at FedEx or UPS because they need the insurance. I mean if you stick around for like ten years you can make some pretty good bank as a driver too but it's kinda meh. You gotta build up some stamina to work there that long. It's def not a job for pussies that's for sure lol

    • @martinprince7773
      @martinprince7773 4 роки тому +3

      Man I worked in the rendering facility at a slaughterhouse for 5 years, we had a system break down but the slaughtering didn’t stop! A warehouse the size of a small gymnasium was filled with guts about 3ft high... it took us about a week to clean that shit up! But ya, that’s not hard compared to streaming... 👹 I feel your pain and anger brother ✊

  • @CasualJamer
    @CasualJamer 5 років тому +558

    She probably cries from muscle pain while pouring milk in her cereal

    • @tomfoolery7797
      @tomfoolery7797 5 років тому +11

      It's just to much man.

    • @marcun666
      @marcun666 5 років тому +32

      Oh I bet she's one of THOSE people who pour milk first.

    • @Ingerimm
      @Ingerimm 5 років тому +13

      More like cries in pain at having to yell at the person BRINGING her food.

    • @allraiders420
      @allraiders420 5 років тому +2

      Her body is so soft it probably can’t process lactose

    • @DarkReaperTV
      @DarkReaperTV 5 років тому +1

      i bet she puts in milk before the cereal

  • @Kostasdxi
    @Kostasdxi 5 років тому +120

    I like how she sits in her chair looking like she is melting when she is talking about streaming being difficult.

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  5 років тому +35

      lmfao, she looks as melted as my self-esteem.

    • @teddycouch9306
      @teddycouch9306 5 років тому +6

      @@ItsAGundam fucking lol XD

  • @kobayashibrynhild9622
    @kobayashibrynhild9622 5 років тому +186

    I've been homeless. I've worked shit jobs, and I'm working a shit job now (ten hours a week if I'm lucky). Trust me Gundam, I know the struggle and it's real.

    • @slinkman8253
      @slinkman8253 5 років тому +14

      I hear ya mate, i clean a dementia ward and on a regular basis scrap feces of the walls, the struggle is real i agree

    • @jamesspraeker2558
      @jamesspraeker2558 5 років тому +1

      +Kobayashi Brynhild I hope your career on UA-cam thrives and prospers

    • @kobayashibrynhild9622
      @kobayashibrynhild9622 5 років тому +1

      @@jamesspraeker2558 Thank you, but it will take some doing if I ever want to have a chance of making that happen.

    • @K001A1DMAN
      @K001A1DMAN 5 років тому

      Kobayashi not hating on you about only working about 10 hrs a week, I would love that right now as i worked about 12ish hours in the snow today (i work construction)

    • @kobayashibrynhild9622
      @kobayashibrynhild9622 5 років тому +2

      @@K001A1DMAN That's understandable. I'd be happy with 20-25 hours a week, it'd be enough money to actually do something with. Of course more hours are better, but you probably get what I'm saying.

  • @majpeaches
    @majpeaches 5 років тому +255

    *Basically laying down in a chair*
    "oh my god guys, streaming is so hard, don't even say it's easy."

    • @MapleLeafAce
      @MapleLeafAce 5 років тому +15

      MajPeaches right? Some girls literally streak for like four hours a week just jiggling their tits around and make bank.
      And then complain that it’s difficult.

    • @chrisrawr6177
      @chrisrawr6177 5 років тому +6

      Best of all without twitch they would be going from minimum wage job to another minimum wage job living with their parents/mooching off friends. They don't even look good enough to get a real life sugar daddy yet some live like it due to online beta orbiters.

  • @PORCHMANKEY
    @PORCHMANKEY 5 років тому +130

    It's truly baffling that anyone gives these talent-less hacks money.
    You'd be better off giving money to the homeless guy at the corner - at least he would appreciate it.

  • @MisteRRYouTuby
    @MisteRRYouTuby 5 років тому +89

    "Gettin laid and gettin paid requires HUSTLE, baby!" ~ItsaGundam
    Slap that on a T-shirt, Gundam! Earn that Hustle!

    • @mightybrighty73
      @mightybrighty73 5 років тому +1

      Michael Rivers id buy that. 0 hesitation

  • @-Zegop-
    @-Zegop- 5 років тому +115

    “Streaming is so hard” *Stares at phone for a solid minute*

    • @brandonkelbe
      @brandonkelbe 5 років тому +5

      Zegop Mcer she is such a total bitch too

  • @arsenalartistry1022
    @arsenalartistry1022 5 років тому +45

    As she leaches others videos while having 2 ad blockers going.

  • @brownguyyash5295
    @brownguyyash5295 5 років тому +45

    Streaming is easy. Having good content to stream is the hard part. This explains the multitude of low or no viewer count streams.

  • @mikeverners183
    @mikeverners183 5 років тому +189

    That girl is not even pretty lol. She is only cute enough for a 1 night stand and never call her back lmao.

    • @esmolol4091
      @esmolol4091 5 років тому

      but, could you survive it...?

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique 5 років тому +10

      not even worth a 1 night stand ... the bill to get that ugly cleaned out my sheets, nah

    • @chrisfrost7337
      @chrisfrost7337 5 років тому +11

      You have low standards my friend.

    • @jeffrod101
      @jeffrod101 4 роки тому +2

      @Mike Verners You took the words right outta my mouth! She's basic as hell but a legend in her own mind!

    • @fbi176
      @fbi176 4 роки тому +8

      Think she ugly now? Wouldn't like to see her without make up and studio lighting.

  • @teddrewflack400
    @teddrewflack400 5 років тому +37

    I love the unfiltered audience in New York.
    Other places throw shit and heckle , New York audiences crush your soul .

  • @AxxmorbidfloristxxC
    @AxxmorbidfloristxxC 5 років тому +90

    What a horrible vibe that lady gives off. The tone of voice, the language she uses. The facial expressions.
    I don’t use twitch and never have or will from what I can see. Granted these videos are the only insight I have had about the site, it really seems like a bunch of sycophants that have been divided into cliques of young women that they worship and pay. I guess for looking good and answering their stupid questions, that most people probably would ignore in their real lives.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +19

      Yeah a lot of "nice guys" that think they get something out of donating to those softcore cam girls. I hate to use those terms, but the majority of twitch users are Incels , virgins and people with too much time on their hands. They are pathetic, they are the reason why those lazy chicks can do whatever they want. Since it's profitable for twitch to not ban them.

    • @beCoCOi
      @beCoCOi 5 років тому +20

      She makes Bri Larson seem like a decent human being.

    • @giggetygoo9823
      @giggetygoo9823 5 років тому

      Looks like the southpark WOW guy, minus the cheeto dust 😁

    • @trozz7660
      @trozz7660 5 років тому

      When that Wall hits her (very soon), its going to be brutal. No amount of makeup will cover the mess... Maybe her amazing personality will make up for- ...uh nm...

    • @Meocross
      @Meocross 5 років тому +1

      Report her to BBC or CNN taglined "video bloggers begging for money for providing free entertainment" the reason why these twats are running their mouths off is because there is no social stigma yet for being a sack of shit on a webcam.

  • @WithDreday
    @WithDreday 5 років тому +371

    She seems like she has a really unpleasant personality. Wow

    • @davidWgruUP909
      @davidWgruUP909 5 років тому +67

      She's a bitch. Wow.
      Fixed it for you.

    • @asparrow9876
      @asparrow9876 5 років тому +14

      @@davidWgruUP909 MVP

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 5 років тому +31

      @@jocs2222 No, she's not. She's genuinely this fucking stupid.

    • @JayColucci1
      @JayColucci1 5 років тому +11

      I was in her room a total of 2 times and she is basically a horrible person.

    • @WithDreday
      @WithDreday 5 років тому +13

      @@JayColucci1 This. I made the mistake of watching her boring stream and chatting.
      She's really a btch.

  • @Son-of-Tyr
    @Son-of-Tyr 3 роки тому +5

    Damn right dude. Slept on the street, gone hungry to feed my dog, worked in machine shop, on loading docks and done security etc. These assholes have no idea...

  • @GaryLamb2020
    @GaryLamb2020 4 роки тому +1

    I deliver over 7k lbs, load AND unload, including 50 lb bags of flour that are put on the truck for me, but still need to be unloaded at 4 am. This truck has 283 THOUSAND miles on it. It heated in the summer and cool in the winter with bad breaks.
    I've been shoved off the road and flipped on the side by a hummer since he was mad I didn't let him merge.
    I wasn't even being a dick. I couldn't slow down fast enough so, he pulled around me and shoved me off the road causing a 7 car accident and left me on my side.
    Did I mention that I called my boss, told him to rent a truck, reorder that day's order and to meet me at the hospital so we could serve other our customers?
    But, that's nothing...... I can only hope that one day I can stop being so damn lazy and learn what true perseverance is as I take heed to how hard streaming is.

  • @LukeHimself
    @LukeHimself 5 років тому +58

    @19:30 DSP or whatever his name is,,,,, was talking about how bad his stream was doing,,,,, and not realizing HE is causing the stream to be garbage.....

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  5 років тому +9

      He never comes to that realization ever.

    • @mathewhex7045
      @mathewhex7045 5 років тому +2

      That would require self awareness, and let's face it that would require effort. And effort requires effort.

  • @g0urd_dude246
    @g0urd_dude246 5 років тому +140

    You boys ready for the WW3 draft?

    • @BinBintheRiceCake
      @BinBintheRiceCake 5 років тому +15

      Jokes on you they conscript you in asia...well,parts of it

    • @wackpendejo3000
      @wackpendejo3000 5 років тому +2

      Ah hell yeah

    • @MATERNATION92x
      @MATERNATION92x 5 років тому +2

      CloppyFeet it’s going to be glorious

    • @jamespondy0
      @jamespondy0 5 років тому +16

      I'm three years too old.
      Have fun getting shot for people who won't remember your name 2 seconds after they read it!!👍

    • @boulderbob7425
      @boulderbob7425 5 років тому

      Ha! Already too old, good luck boys and girls!

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 5 років тому +77

    If nothing else that is what disgusts me about these people, the utter lack of gratitude and humility.

    • @brandonkelbe
      @brandonkelbe 5 років тому +7

      capthavic Hearing them bitch when you working two jobs, got a kid, losing your apartment, being late on car/bill payments. Sometimes I need a smoke after these.

    • @Lethargy514
      @Lethargy514 5 років тому +1

      @@brandonkelbe It's a sad state the world is in, man. If I took a glance at how shit the world was and had a smoke each time, I'd be dead in a month flat.

    • @expressosledghammer
      @expressosledghammer 3 роки тому

      @@Lethargy514 "cigarettes kill's slowly but I'm not in a rush"

  • @somedude4805
    @somedude4805 3 роки тому +10

    “The struggle of streaming”
    She says while lounging, slouched in her expensive gaming chair. So much struggle.

  • @Mechalindsay
    @Mechalindsay 5 років тому +6

    Ive worked for UPS for 6 years now. Much like you, i started out unloading trailers for about a year and its hell on earth in the summer time. I just discovered you and I really appreciate your content. You’re probably the most down to earth youtuber I subscribe to. Thank you for your service 😌

  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  5 років тому +18

    (Shout out to Hell Shake Pootis on twitter
    for photoshoping DSP on a thot's body pure Genius)

    0:05 Activision Freudian slip
    0:29 White girls gotta do yoga without panties on to get banned.
    0:49 Twitch partners not only have special rules but can be completely toxic while streaming
    (The Legend of DSP)
    1:30 The Day DSP was banned than unbanned from twitch Praise be Almighty
    2:59 Bad Bunny the female version of DSP
    4:44 Hard job's in America Streaming comes to mind
    5:44 Streaming is nothing like actually being on stage for a crowd of people who don't know who you are or care.
    6:40 "THE STRUGGLES OF STREAMING" (it's like the movie roots)
    7:40 streaming is easy! need proof look at all the hot chicks doing it for money
    9:04 Cinniepie still not partnered (bunny's boring streams)
    10:20 Making money doing this is a privilege not a right (Gundam's flash backs)
    11:24 "Streaming has its own difficulties" (gundams twitch clips)
    13:15 Someone agrees with her and she yells at chat (shout out to fat kid)
    15:53 DSP "Streaming is harder than making youtube videos" (Roasted)
    17:57 "The hard shit is playing the games live" (DSP twitch clip picking his lips unedited)
    18:57 The goals for paying taxes would land anyone else banned from twitch
    19:30 DSP complains about a stream being slow because he didn't get many donations

    20:10 I've never seen david lee roth beg for money in the middle of a set (skit)
    20:54 so ungrateful it's scary
    21:25 twitch allows guilt trips and begging, but not pointing out issues with the platform
    22:11 closing thoughts aka (Ramble On)

    • @jamesspraeker2558
      @jamesspraeker2558 5 років тому +1

      Thank You for your effort, @It'sAGundam

    • @valkrian0974
      @valkrian0974 5 років тому

      It's a Gundam the Full Package.

    • @ThongBalls
      @ThongBalls 5 років тому

      Stay real man. I really enjoy your videos.

  • @L337f33t
    @L337f33t 5 років тому +26

    Dude that home movies clip!!! LMFAO that shit had me rolling and it was like what 10 seconds! Your'e too good for this world Gundam.

  • @JustSomeGoy
    @JustSomeGoy 5 років тому +213

    Her "free entertainment" isnt free, people have to pay their ISP to even watch twitch.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 5 років тому +14

      Furthermore, there are ads all over Twitch. The ads help support the streamer, and if you want to go further you can go the extra mile

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 5 років тому +6

      plus almost every ISP has a fucking bandwidth caps so they are limited in the amount of content they can watch too so she is very fucking privileged.

    • @m4ktub
      @m4ktub 5 років тому +8

      Not to mention you need a computers or a decent phone to watch them also the fact that you have to pay electricity bills and eat all while you are "obligated" to donate so that she can smoke weed and fuck aroundt. Then when shit hits the fan for here to come and complain that people exploited and took advantage of here. Ya, thnx but no!

    • @VahisMX
      @VahisMX 5 років тому +10

      Her "free entertainment" isnt entertainment.

  • @210LG
    @210LG 5 років тому +27

    The fact that you mentioned Prince, I instantly DIED laughing! lol
    I gotta sub on that!

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 років тому +4

      I read this just as I heard him say that. Yeah Gundam is hilarious.

  • @leosabat4636
    @leosabat4636 5 років тому +18

    after 11 min i think. I beive i love this poor man soul.
    i Feel you bro 3 years unemploy and i just got into a office work in a public school and i see people biching of how hard the director makes things. They dont know what hard is working 13 h 6 days a week in a cafe for only 10 % more money that the job i do now. Perspective is a god gift

  • @GhostonGuitar
    @GhostonGuitar 5 років тому +104

    Wow, why do I even use twitch.

    • @FaiyaRay
      @FaiyaRay 5 років тому

      Well, let say you really use it for gaming. Your other second choice is youtube gaming, which isn't any great since it's youtube

    • @kurros1270
      @kurros1270 5 років тому +10

      Just switch to Hentai.

    • @ddg8561
      @ddg8561 5 років тому

      I have no idea why people use that site tbh

    • @kingsdietwice
      @kingsdietwice 5 років тому

      @@normandy2501 Dlive is available

    • @davidgray2805
      @davidgray2805 5 років тому

      It will rot your brain

  • @Sixkill3r
    @Sixkill3r 5 років тому +78

    That dxracer chair looks so hard to sit in and talk about nothing for hours in....but I'm not a streamer so I wouldn't know the plight of the streamer life.

    • @trozz7660
      @trozz7660 5 років тому +12

      I would pay good money to see her accidentally fall out of it.

  • @Moozy-Fruit
    @Moozy-Fruit 5 років тому +58

    Dam boi shes even starting to look like DSP 🤣

    • @Moozy-Fruit
      @Moozy-Fruit 5 років тому

      @@zeronimotilton8609 🤣

  • @deamonmachine
    @deamonmachine 5 років тому +8

    Sitting around all the time doing nothing on stream swearing and "reacting" to actual content for their content will only last so long. I've been doing OK as a partner fixing cars all day. Double dipping hype.

  • @Fickets
    @Fickets 3 роки тому +1

    “Support” was said so much I got an ad about Hanes men’s underwear with “extra support”

  • @donvader3100
    @donvader3100 5 років тому +21

    I worked on a farm for 10-11 hours a day 5-6 days a week lugging around 10+ kilogram boxes all damn day. Please give me streaming any day of the week haha.

    • @Jameswixom
      @Jameswixom 5 років тому +2

      Don Vader I miss farming, hell I miss the work more freedom than my job.

    • @ArcherGoblin
      @ArcherGoblin 5 років тому +4

      I work as a blacksmith and jewellery crafter and i love my job. Streaming and youtube are nothing because it is easy as fuck

  • @drunkredninja
    @drunkredninja 5 років тому +17

    i can't finish this, the cancer has spread to 90% of my body

  • @ernsteinwaters8034
    @ernsteinwaters8034 5 років тому +73

    What are we gonna do when twitch finally dies of it's digital herpes

    • @an3582
      @an3582 5 років тому +1

      Digital hair pies, you say?

    • @jamespondy0
      @jamespondy0 5 років тому +4

      You spelled "harpies" wrong.

    • @ernsteinwaters8034
      @ernsteinwaters8034 5 років тому

      Remember when people had better things to do with their time instead of correcting other people IDK probably just me

    • @juanalvarez3507
      @juanalvarez3507 5 років тому

      Have a beer and enjoy the moment.

    • @an3582
      @an3582 5 років тому +1

      @@ernsteinwaters8034 Bro, those corrections weren't done in hate. I loved that you wrote Herpies, cuz that gave me Hair Pies, and that other dude wrote harpies. No one was actually making fun of the misspell. We all fuck up every now and then.

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 4 роки тому +1

    As a person whose worked both ends of a FedEx truck (2 years as a loader, 5 years as a driver) hearing gundam go on a massive loading dock tangent is so cathartic ngl

  • @worldhello1234
    @worldhello1234 4 роки тому +2

    @4:50 King crab fishing in Alaska.

  • @asdfgh565
    @asdfgh565 5 років тому +52

    The streamers who demand money from viewers are welcome to use a subscribers only streaming service. Lets see how far they get.

    • @JayColucci1
      @JayColucci1 5 років тому

      Are there any subscriber only streaming services like Twitch? Im just curious.

    • @MechEagle
      @MechEagle 5 років тому +2

      @@JayColucci1 you can make ur chat sub only , so that way kids have to ask the mom for money to call you trash

  • @chadfromasheville5315
    @chadfromasheville5315 5 років тому +11

    The picture of DSP on a woman’s body is the work of the lord. Or the devil. I can’t figure it out.

  • @mattb9343
    @mattb9343 5 років тому +18

    "I live off toxicity. I'm The Toxic Avanger!" - Gundam
    (SICK RIFF)
    Best sign off ever.

  • @user04683
    @user04683 5 років тому +5

    Also, the reactions of a dead squirrel 😂😂😂 How is it you think of the words to describe DSP that I have always wanted to say but just forgot about it? 😂

  • @xjamie85x
    @xjamie85x 5 років тому +4

    There was more entertainment in this one video than some of those people have had in their whole times being a streamer. Subbed n followed you man, keep up the great work

  • @antigrav6004
    @antigrav6004 5 років тому +10

    correction, Prince was 5'2", and the point still stands 3" later

  • @canadianturtle7240
    @canadianturtle7240 5 років тому +33

    I love the fact that the "female DSP" nickname is catching on. Keep up the good work gundam! XD

    • @BeyondEllisBeck
      @BeyondEllisBeck 5 років тому +1

      Actually GGreloaded made the term and Gundam snatched it lol😂.

    • @morzik12345
      @morzik12345 5 років тому

      We have a female, black, white, and asian dsp. How many more can life throw at us?

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 5 років тому

      Why differentiate, let's just call her DSP and move on.

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 5 років тому

      @@BeyondEllisBeck yeah, my boy GG is on 🔥as of late. The rise is meteoric. Sith-like even. Let the hate flow through, GG... Yes! XD

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 5 років тому

      @@morzik12345 how dare you!?!

  • @mariovilla1388
    @mariovilla1388 5 років тому +16

    I subbed and keep watching because you are ever more genuine in your thoughts and have no filter to pervert those thoughts AND because you generally give a healthy introspection at the end.
    Yes, it is a privilege and blessing to be watched and followed.
    Yes, greed and deception are venom to an otherwise fun environment.
    Keep it up 👍

  • @juliomontega2868
    @juliomontega2868 5 років тому +23

    Given her standards, demanding money for free entertainment, i suggest everybody commenting and chatting on her "streams" asking to be paid to "enrich her portfolio with wit and decency".

  • @_CORO
    @_CORO 3 роки тому +2

    *'YOU DONT NEED A BANK ACCOUNT FOR PAYPAL'* .....
    Where do you put your cash into your phone.
    If you don't have a bank account, you probably dont have money.

  • @elmerserrano3705
    @elmerserrano3705 5 років тому +21

    The 18 wheeler shit was too real for me Gundam, apologize for bringing up that memory.

  • @HardCharger711
    @HardCharger711 5 років тому +21

    The real takeaway here is someone is playing Star Citizen.

  • @eggyolkeo6422
    @eggyolkeo6422 5 років тому +125

    Why do chicks wear those grandma glasses? Do they think they look cute?

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 5 років тому +23

      WalkingPromissoryNote 1963 thats a horrible way to treat your gran

    • @henrybleisch
      @henrybleisch 5 років тому +10

      @WalkingPromissoryNote 1963 I wouldn't waste of a nut for unworthy woman with child mind.

    • @eggyolkeo6422
      @eggyolkeo6422 5 років тому +7

      @WalkingPromissoryNote 1963 She looks like Kevin Pollak in a wig

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 5 років тому

      Yes, when they think, that's where it takes them... Sad, I know.

    • @TrueCicero
      @TrueCicero 5 років тому +3

      And lots of them aren’t even prescription glasses. They’re just wearing them for fashion lmao

  • @holichit1
    @holichit1 5 років тому +31

    This is literally every woman in Seattle.. Gentlemen do not move to Seattle or surrounding areas.

    • @pigroachphil8719
      @pigroachphil8719 4 роки тому +4

      DSP moved to Seattle, WA.
      They should have a date.
      It might end well.
      Is WA the salt Mecca or something?

    • @salty28
      @salty28 4 роки тому +7

      Stay away from the west coast. Idk what's in that water. Its turning the frogs gay!

    • @someguy510bayarea
      @someguy510bayarea 4 роки тому +2

      Facts!! For those not familiar with women from Seattle all the way down to SD, every woman I’ve met on the coast that was a 4 always thought she was a 9. Sadly, this is a majority of females out there. Why I call chicks like BadBunny a 49er. A 4 that acts like a 9. Source: native of L.A. and have lived in Seattle, S.F., and Portland.

  • @F0eH4mm3R
    @F0eH4mm3R 5 років тому +28

    *Getting paid and gettin laid requires hustlin baby!!*

  • @averagewhiskey8676
    @averagewhiskey8676 5 років тому +15

    Gundam, I cannot stress enough how much I love your content.

  • @coomgeneraljebediah2588
    @coomgeneraljebediah2588 5 років тому +18

    Thanks Gundam, the background footage of DMC5 actually made me buy the game.

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 5 років тому +1

      Yea it convinced me also

    • @TrueCicero
      @TrueCicero 5 років тому +1

      Fucking great game. Nice to see SOME devs learning their lessons from previous failures.

  • @papabearsstorytime6300
    @papabearsstorytime6300 5 років тому +7

    I feel ya gundam I used to work for a trucking company with an account with family dollar and I had to unload that crap by hand for 3 stores in the ghettos of Detroit and Chicago

  • @minro4171
    @minro4171 4 роки тому +1

    Being a person who works on a loading dock, when you said something about pallets i instantly got ptsd with pallets of water that would love to tip over

  • @Rolf97
    @Rolf97 11 місяців тому +2

    "massive jugs"... apparently, the definition of massive has changed without my knowledge.

  • @jsullivan649
    @jsullivan649 5 років тому +23

    for you to use a debit card... you would need a bank account... does he not understand that?

    • @monchete9934
      @monchete9934 5 років тому

      @@justanotherrandomontheyout4791 And that Nyx charms

    • @ItsAGundam
      @ItsAGundam  5 років тому +2

      Phil only understands he can guilt people into giving him more money.

    • @jsullivan649
      @jsullivan649 5 років тому

      It'sAGundam fair enough 😂

    • @ArcherGoblin
      @ArcherGoblin 5 років тому

      In Sweden you need a bank account no matter what card you use. Tho i would never give either of em any money, i rather pay a newbie streamer money them deepshit phil and what her name is

  • @javiderivia4224
    @javiderivia4224 5 років тому +19

    She snorts to?
    Expect a tax drama coming soon

  • @Unknown-sz8kg
    @Unknown-sz8kg 5 років тому +26

    Last time i was this early women was still using pants and not a second skin.

  • @AlphaOmega1237
    @AlphaOmega1237 5 років тому +23

    These people don't get to talk about "leaching" when they give their content away for free. T_T

  • @quickfox3
    @quickfox3 5 років тому +6

    That FedEx rant spoke to my whole heart

  • @zyraon6001
    @zyraon6001 5 років тому +55

    Devil may cry 5 is just gundams fantasy of being a thot slayer

    • @corwincori861
      @corwincori861 5 років тому

      Well Dante have 2 of them on his side so ...eh.

  • @ApsisIM
    @ApsisIM 5 років тому +6

    bruh, you took me back with that FedEx rant... I did a truck of Bowflex machines summer of 2001. Front to back... false bottom and all... Meanwhile, the shift supervisor stood at the back and watched those machines kick my ass.
    edit:
    UPS

  • @Mr.Twinkie91
    @Mr.Twinkie91 5 років тому +49

    DSP is the type of guy that wants 15 hr at McDonald’s, then when he gets it will still burn your fries and say that’s how they supposed to be

    • @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331
      @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331 5 років тому +11

      Nothing he could do dood, the fryer was bugged.

    • @Mr.Twinkie91
      @Mr.Twinkie91 5 років тому +2

      isolateddude 😂

    • @barretprivateer8768
      @barretprivateer8768 Рік тому

      This is completely unintelligible - luckily I think that means you're dumb enough to qualify for a business degree rather than working at McDonald's. Good luck to you future company executive.

  • @keatongraves271
    @keatongraves271 5 років тому +6

    Gundam, this video introduced me to your style of very Jon Stewart-esque rants. Enjoyed this immensely.

  • @mitchelllove1840
    @mitchelllove1840 5 років тому +2

    I 100% feel you on the fed ex thing. I work at a similiar company who has no ac. Right now its about 100 degrees in the trailer with no air flow because the fans broken as always.

  • @casualgoats
    @casualgoats 5 років тому +9

    Oh dude I have a couple of friends who work at FedEx and it sounds like an absolute nightmare. The pay is the ONLY reason they continue working there.

  • @DavidTeleiosis
    @DavidTeleiosis 5 років тому +8

    @9:08 yeah you are so right. Cinnpie is dope and actually knows her stuff. Terrible how they treat her

    • @Sub30245
      @Sub30245 Рік тому

      She is not a good person

    • @Sub30245
      @Sub30245 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/_Uu8MGnzC74/v-deo.html&feature=share

  • @ReccaWolf
    @ReccaWolf 5 років тому +8

    Imagine Phil and Bunny became the new “soulmates”, lived together, and made Twitch streams.....
    (shivers) >_

    • @TheOnlyBatman
      @TheOnlyBatman 4 роки тому +1

      *Location marked. Airstrike inbound*

  • @MermaidLuvly
    @MermaidLuvly 5 років тому +21

    lol you really do sound like Joey from dubbed Yu-gi-oh , im from ny also! love your content

    • @MistaTrizzTV
      @MistaTrizzTV 5 років тому +2

      I had never really noticed it, and now I can't unhear it.

    • @Joe_334
      @Joe_334 5 років тому +1

      @@MistaTrizzTV You can hear it whenever he raises his voice.

  • @Jokerwysiwyg
    @Jokerwysiwyg 3 місяці тому +1

    That's the kind of girl you meet on Tinder then think to yourself "y'know being gay wouldn't be so bad after all" . Watching old Gundam videos, good memories feel sorry for Gundam having to suffer this s**t for our entertainment.

  • @maybedeadcatz6697
    @maybedeadcatz6697 5 років тому +20

    I used to work roofing in texas, yah like hauling shingles up a ladder all day in 100F weather?

    • @sparda9060
      @sparda9060 5 років тому +6

      Naw bro... Streaming on Twitch is much harder!! Sitting in that chair man and not doing jackshit on a video game playing website is super duper hard bro, you don't know this life. lol

  • @AlterRaigo
    @AlterRaigo 5 років тому +21

    Is it just me or her exaggeratedly wide jaw also makes you uncomfortable...

  • @user-hu6tw6gq2n
    @user-hu6tw6gq2n 5 років тому +9

    Gundam...It's time we head to space, The colonies need us.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому

      We Shall recollect all the lost chapters. For the emperor! For Tera! *For Chaos!*
      Wait... Wait!

  • @farceFacade
    @farceFacade 4 роки тому +1

    I’m so unplugged. I’ve been watching your videos to catch-up on how things have become.

  • @richardstra9011
    @richardstra9011 5 років тому +3

    "you ever been on an 18wheeler for fedx in the summer? It's like your in an oven! Packing boxes!
    Hmm, so that's why all those gravel truck drivers I've been loading have been so salty.

  • @That_Zaerr
    @That_Zaerr 5 років тому +3

    lmaoo when i heard your accent i was like "where is this cat from" and then you said NY and i was like yeahhhhh no wonder you talk like no bullshit kind of shit. Good shit man keep up the good work sendin love from dirty jersey

  • @torgg7493
    @torgg7493 5 років тому +6

    Home movies bit was perfect.

  • @mr.sophistication1654
    @mr.sophistication1654 5 років тому +5

    Gundam would be the friend that tells you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear.

  • @SegwayBossk
    @SegwayBossk 4 роки тому +1

    As someone who's been working in a warehouse in Florida for the last 8 years I can agree with his words of wisdom

  • @DarknessProphet
    @DarknessProphet 3 роки тому +2

    "The hard sh*t is sitting here playing the raw games, that's the hard part."
    I feel so sorry for how difficult playing games must be for you, DSP...

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer 5 років тому +110

    But It'sAGundam, she is hot, that makes her infallible.

    • @Nelo_Wolf
      @Nelo_Wolf 5 років тому +15

      *sooner or later she'll hit the wall lol*

    • @kojou-san519
      @kojou-san519 5 років тому +59

      She's not hot at all.

    • @BetterOnichThanSorry
      @BetterOnichThanSorry 5 років тому +36

      I'd give her a 3/10
      She has the eternal bitch face

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 5 років тому +24

      She's like some ugly bitch in jersey

    • @AxxmorbidfloristxxC
      @AxxmorbidfloristxxC 5 років тому +18

      Not hot. Vomit inducing

  • @BooktownBoy
    @BooktownBoy 5 років тому +3

    Best commentary channel on YT by a country mile.

  • @jayden_rico
    @jayden_rico 5 років тому +6

    I just stumbled upon your content and I’d love to watch you do stand-up. Subbing for further developments.

  • @DrGrantH
    @DrGrantH 3 роки тому +1

    "Getting laid and getting paid requires hustling baby" - new favorite quote 9:00

  • @methodius1318
    @methodius1318 2 роки тому +1

    I was a mover for a while and there was a woman who worked with me. Could not be more than 5 feet tall but was a fantastic worker. She was a hard worker willing to help move fold out couches up stairs.

  • @d0gb1te
    @d0gb1te 5 років тому +6

    15:15 When I got home from work today, I was definitely in a mood. I've gotta thank you for your suffering, Gundam, because your mood improved mine (it usually does). 👍

  • @asap1205
    @asap1205 5 років тому +4

    I love leaching your content, thanks gundam!

  • @genccimane6704
    @genccimane6704 5 років тому +4

    0:32 link... for research of course. Or tweet it clip.

  • @jojocaitlin8508
    @jojocaitlin8508 4 роки тому +2

    I'm an artist so I sit for hours on end painting the same layers of paint over and over just to get them solid.... yet even with my level of patience I've gained her streams make me wanna rip out my eyeballs and stuff them in my ears just so I don't have to hear them anymore. Oh I'm sorry you didn't get paid in and hour? I haven't gotten paid in days, that's the decision I made to do what I love. If you love streaming suck it the fuck up.

  • @snowfox4704
    @snowfox4704 4 роки тому

    I haven’t been on a 18-Wheeler but I have been in a Armored Truck, transporting money in an motorized oven with wheels and NO Windows.
    And no working AC, driving across the state while not being allowed to exceed 65 MPH on the Highway.
    All while having a boss saying we’re not working fast enough, making 80+ stops a day starting from 5 am, ending 6-8 pm at night.