How to remove bird poo droppings from cars
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- Опубліковано 12 лют 2017
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The best advice I've heard on this topic is.... if a bird shits on your car - NEVER take her out again.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should say in your do it at home style video this is a channel dedicated to promoting people spend money when they can do things for free ! A channel for morons!
@@taraswift you're mad, what makes you think so
You'd be surprised how many people that's happened to. LOL
Russia birds eat everything. Need hammer chisel to get off car. Wash no good..
Good video, but could you give me some feedback how I do it?
What I do as soonas I see (and a coin wash is nearby) I jet wash the car down with gloss dryer (the final step which contains softened water).
Most of the times this is sufficient and you don't need to worry about water spots.
I do something similar with a bottle of Chemical Guys Ecosmart that I keep in the boot. It has the same kind of technology of the ONR (lifts the crap off the paint). Just spray it on and let it soak and wipe off with a microfibre. Keep repeating if it doesn't come off the first time
Hi Jon, what's the ratio mix for the ONR ? for removing bird poo ? I know you only use half a cap full in a bucket to do your wash , so I guess its quite a weak solution , thinking of making up a ltr ????
I usually use UWW+ and just soak it and let it sit. Really like the idea of covering it with a sponge.
Q: Wont polish cut through a ceramic coating?
Q: Does bird crap etch on ceramics (lets say if caught in less than 12hrs)?
Ok - the birds had a lovely time whilst away on hols. So I’ve been looking for a big rd sponge online, looks no longer available what else can I use ?
hey Jon, loving the videos... as I newbie I've got your highly recommended MIT's, buffer and was etc... though what would you suggest for the outside plastic trims? :D
get yourself some carpro pearl mate.. :)
Amazing, so simple yet so effective!!!
Can I ask what dilution of ONR you use on the spray bottle for bird bombs and accident cleanup?
30 ml per 500 ml I think Enrique..
Thank you!!!
Great video, typically I have dry stuff on the doors which I can't leave a sponge on to soak for obvious reasons any alternatives? Just re spray every so often?
yer or support the sponge with a wheel brush or something would work...
Great video!! Great channel! Great Intro music ! Big Thumbs up from northern USA!!
I use wet wipes let them sit on the bird poo and it breaks the poo down and then wipe away without any damage. I love your videos keep up the good work 👍
Can I just check the dilution on the ONR? I have problems with bird crap and would like to try the ONR method.
I keep a small spray bottle of ONR in the boot with a deep pile microfibre for bird shit patrols. Similar method, spray on the offending article and the microfibre and gentle wipe off. Like the idea of putting a wet sponge over dried examples. Will give that a try next time. 👍
great stuff mate.. microfiber will work wont it.. you could prolly even soak the microfiber a bit like the sponge...
The microfibre and spray bottle is for when I find one when away from home. If at home, I like your sponge idea to soak it off.
What is ONR, and where can I get it please?
@@PeterOzanne Optimum No Rinse.
Never knew exactly how bird poo hurt car paint. Thank you!
Hi. Is ONR suitable for matte paints?
And as you know matte paint can’t be polished so how would you tackle bird crap that has dried on to matte paint for say a day or two? Thanks for your help
I dont know mate. I would simply ask OPtimum because they know the product. Ive never used it on matt paintwork
John I've seen on your channel all sorts of great info and how-to's there's one thing I need to do on my car, but wonder if you have ever done a correction on a windscreen? My windscreen has major traces in it, at night when lights hit it the hologram/bleed is almost from the top to the bottom of the screen. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
check out carpro ceriglass and rayon pads.. theres a good vid on you tube..
I use Maguiar's bug and tar removal foam, leave it to dwell on it for a minute or so, it hydrates up the turd and then remove using the water laden sponge that you suggested. Then a QD and microfibre just to tidy up.
Very light etching can be removed with a couple passes of the hair dryer and an IPA wipe or something like Carpro eraser/Gyeon Prep
can't we use any kinda apc?? like in its diluted state to soak in the bird droppings.
most of the time, I use d114 in its 128:1 dilution. I spray on bird poop and soak it in with wet mf cloth. most of them get removed usually. but some are so hardly bonded that I sometimes use cg citrus + apc 10:1 for soaking. is it safe @forensic detailing??
Always, always keep your car with sealant. If you do, all you have to do is put lots of water until the crap gets soft then just press a wet microfiber and keep turning it until all the rough elements are gone. Then use a detailer to clean the rest.
no way I'm ruining a microfibre with shet ??!
This was so funny 😂, funniest detailing video I've seen aswell as informative 👍🏻
What do you mean funny!!! :) :)
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what is ONR and where do you get it
Best intro to one of your vids ever!
Cleaned bird poo off my car. Still see the outline on it because it was on there for a week. Any tips I can get rid of the spot without polishing?
Another great video, one thing that always seems to get the better of me is polish residue on plastic trim. Any tips to shift that?
bit of IPA and microfiber is a good start... if that doesn do it something more agressive to rub it with..
Dermot Carroll I've used a pencil eraser before to do this. It worked a treat.
But isn't the sponge dirty after the first round? How do you get the bird crap off the sponge?
Love the intro sir! 😂
His milk turns to cheese every time this intro plays
Great demonstration !
I keep a medium size (~750mL) spray bottle of distilled water in the trunk just for bird crap emergencies. I use the spray jet to literally blast the bird bomb off the paint. I soak the affected area liberally to dilute and neutralize any remaining acid. You want to spray in the most sensible direction, i.e. the one that creates the shortest flow path off the paint. This method buys me peace of mind and time to get home from work and do a spot or full rinseless wash.
If the shit is on a flat surface I tend to sit a sudded wet sponge on it until it softens it then jet wash it off. If I’m out and about I carry some bird neutralise spray....sad I know, but I’ve seen the damage it can cause first hand.
I finally have a brs! !!! had to come from Holland though :/
is it just me Jon or is that onr foaming slightly when you spray it? Is it a foaming trigger head?
it doesnt foam much ... perhaps a tiny bit...
Forensic Detailing Channel maybe mine would be same with a slightly tighter wound nozzle on the spray head.
John,same process with BH surfex hd at 1to10 do the job would it?? Thanks!
sure just dont let the apc dry mate
Why is ONR impossible to get in U.K right now ?
i'm on shit patrol daily lol yes I know sad,a tip i've used for years when I find dried on poops I get some kitchen roll fold it up pour hot water over it place it on top of the poop for 5 minutes it breaks it down with no rubbing needed then it's a case of using a microfibre cloth to remove the excess ,then re-apply a wax after...
Hi, does anyone know if the ONR is safe on say ceramic coated/PPF vehicles? I’m having issues at work with bird droppings on my car so need a easy solution as don’t have access to hose. I was using the poorboys stuff but it ends up getting expensive after awhile . Or could I use something like Koch chemie green stuff diluted? If so any recommendations on dilution ratio?
Thanks
Yes m8 it's safe
Where can you get the optimum brs
The joke about Stevie Wonder noticing, I laughed hard! That's hilarious. And the psycho noises 😂'big heavy turbo go large' lmao 😂
I can see the outline of where the bird poop was for a. couple days. Thought it was going to be fine since it was only a day or two before I washed the car. Hit it with some soap and pressure washer but now I still see the outline. Tried taking some rinseless detailing spray after and that didn't do much. Wondering should I hit it with the clay bar first before I polish it or just polish it? Anyone got any advice pls chime in thanks
Sure Clar the area then give it gentle polish on machine
@@ForensicDetailing Thanks for quick reply. I'll give that a shot
I bought a handheld pump sprayer with a jet nozzle. Fill it with distilled water and it usually blows the bird crap off without having to touch the paint...even the dry stuff.
I do use quick detailer or a spray bottle of my regular car wash diluted ready to use & a microfibre but use it in the the same way you do onr let it soak the a single quick wipe over with no pressure works just as well all depends how careful you are I think hand as keep a bottle in the boot along with some clean microfibre cloths in a zip lock bag to keep them clean,your method probably safer for just anyone to do
So which link is the onr liquid is on.
I don't have onr.
Would Surfex do the same Jon?
Checked me car and had some marks that didn’t even look like bird crap , quite a few small ones over the bonnet , looked more like rain water spots but obviously not as some was too big , cleaned them but they etched the clear coat , done a quick hand polish for now , improvement but not perfect , need to polish it properly after washing it , watched a video and apparently a heat gun or hair dryer can work to remove etching
John I have been using stoners invisible glass cleaner it this safe on paint work ?
yo adam not used sorry.
Washed my car on Saturday, bird pooed on bonnet straight after, i got it off within 5 mins and it etched!!! Can you recommend a polish that will remove it? It has got clear patches you can see in the sunlight where the poo was
Hi mate ive got the same, what polish did you use in the end?
@@neilyoung41 Can’t remember to be fair it was over 5 years ago, but a medium compound and a DA polisher should sort it like Angelwax redemption
as always John, very good detailed video. I went out this morning and removed said offending birdmess but did it with a BH auto foam mix in a spray bottle. soaked a mf cloth and placed it on it and the poo peeled off after 5 mins..👍cheers bud
Ive got etching after bird shite was on my bonnet for 2 days. What is the best finishing polish to use to try to get rid of it please?
hit it with Koch H9 on flex purple pad. Then finish out with M3 on an orange pad mate.
@@ForensicDetailing thanks mate 👍
Just use a handheld spray bottle with 1% surfex HD, then rinse it down with plain water after a couple minutes. Does the job and no rubbing required. Works even on dried stuff.
Are you telling me if I use an old sponge from the kitchen soak it with water i will not get the exact result. Well i did, and I did. I had several spots of three days old caked bird poo. It all lifted after being soaked with water.
Interesting viewing Jon! Got a few laughs out me with the pink panther scenes 😂 As you know I have ONR but never thought to try it for bird shit. I don't like using any sort of agitation so my typical routine is to grab my autoglanz bug off and a spare sprayer with a stream spray setting. Soak the shit in bug off and go fill the other sprayer up with warm water. After a few mins I just blast it with the warm water using the stream nozzle. Breaks the bird crap up easily and if any stubborn bits remain just repeat. Usually only takes a few mins at most then the remaining water I just pour over the area to rinse the shit away. Works well for me but I will definitely switch the bug off with the ONR mix and see how it performs.
Fast forward through the chat to 7:20 (!!!) to watch the practical.
Well I simple use the APC from ValetPro 1-16 and using 800-1200gsm microfiber towel. never did a single scratch with it and never had to wait more than 3 minutes to clean.
I quickly soak with ONR or Ecosmart (ONR seems more effective) and then gently use my nail to carefully pull/scrape it off the surface, I'm careful to not run my nail on the car only the crap! Gross I know, but you can't say I'm not dedicated to maintaining my clear coat
Funny shit!! Can you do a video about water spots? Cheers!
What is ONR?
Good advice, Bird shit can inflict serious damage, I can vouch for that. Did make me chuckle though
To remove dry poop u should get spray bottle with water amd make the spray nozzle pointy and shoot and hard u can do and that way most off poop will blow away
Brilliant video as ever Jon I use Autoglanz bug off then rinse will a double action trigger spray and as I live by the sea there a f😫cking pain in the arse
Paul Dolden Details If you get chance could you do a quick video of this on your channel I was thinking of buying some some to replace my CG eco smart method. cheers Paul
looks like a flock of seagulls visited your car for partying.
Any tips on discouraging neighbours from chucking scraps out for the seagulls? Bloody eejits.
I seen a video using a heat gun to remove bird 🦅 poop etching.
What do you think of it? I know it’s risky, but heating up the clear coat and getting it soft may be like floating concrete with a low pile microfiber towel and leveling the clear coat like applying ceramic coating.
See if you can get a test panel and do your forensics testing.
Let us know what you think about it and if it’s even worth doing that type of leveling the clear coat.
Risky m8
I think the key is lubrication
Warm water extra help plus chemical 😊
An RAC man told me this. If you are unlucky to find Bird S**t on your car's paint work, boil a kettle of water leave it for about five or so minutes, grab a roll of kitchen paper.
place a sheet of paper on the poop pour on the water and leave it a couple of minutes. if it's a stubborn spot another piece of paper repeat with water. Then wipe off no need for polishing.
NEVER USE BOILING WATER STRAIGHT ONTO THE PAINT WORK, the heat can lift the lacquer from the paint. Don't park under tree's.
Just realised the whole thing is an advert
The ONR channel !
No I know how to remove bird dirt safley,,I'm guilty of using kitchen roll and water.in the past.ive got most of the little scratches out.good information.
What's with the chicken arm movements at 10.57 Jon? :p lol
sorry lol :)
Forensic Detailing Channel haha! its fine, could just see you getting right into it!
When I first started watching your videos a short while ago, I couldn't get over how long they were. I would think, how can someone talk for three quarters of an hour about a one bucket wash method? But they are addictive! Addictive to the point that not only do I watch a video about the one bucket wash method once, but I have watched it twice. At least twice! This bird crap video is short at about 15 minutes, I was almost disappointed it was so short.
You ought to be a politician. Politics would be a lot more fun, I would probably even subscribe!
Brilliant stuff!
its like a dileama.. the thing is.. a u tube video should be like 5-10 mins.. people zone out after 5mins etc.. so stats say successful channels do very short videos.. fast flash editing.. any info you need to get across, do it very quickly.. keep the dialogues short etc...
this "thing" isnt about money (u tube doesnt make money unless you have 100k subs etc even then its shitty).. It isnt about fame because a its a tiny channel for a tiny niche detailing "thing".. It isnt about trying to show the word Im the best detailing (im not, im sloppy, slow and miss things).. Isnt about being the best channel on detailing (you have like ammo and autogeeks to name a few that have much better productions and better quality info)... So yer for some reason even with these long crappy productions the channel has grown and is growing... Its like Matt says in obsessed garage.. people look at what your doing and feedback to you... but at the end of the day this is just you tube and all you can do is be yourself and throw it out there.. And if people like it, then you just keeping rolling along, or you jack it in...
Its a hobby for me.. I enjoy the scene and topic and making the videos and meeting people etc.. I like putting the content out there... Im not overfussed on the quality (although I am trying to improve it).. Its purley for selfish reasons I do this.. EG I get a lot of enjoyment from the channel.. Its great to hear that you are like the content even though its got its flaws.. i think thats more to do with your passion for detailing to be honest.
the WORST thing is.. the bigger the channel gets the less in touch you are with the viewers.. when I had a few subs, I would love reading the comment and talking and making connections.. Now though its at the tipping stage where I cant keep up with the comments.. so lots you miss, or you cant say thank you for people watching and commenting.. you cant communicate individually as much.. And you dont appreciate comments as much because you cant manage them.. thats one thing I dont like.
Just keep them coming! I think the slightly less than full on professional production actually makes them more watchable. I love the little funny edited in clips and I can't wait for the bloopers edit to come out.
On a slightly more selfish note, where can I get the Auto Glanz Hyd-Re-Seal from? Can't find it anywhere.
im just asking about hydraseal cant find it on the AG site at the moment.. ill reply here again once I know the score
3-4 weeks on the hydraseal mate they had a problem with the sourcing of one of the raw ingredients but its on its way now.
Many thanks. I'll keep checking their site although the only way that I could find the Hyd-Re-Seal was to use the link from your 2016 Awards video.
I carnt get the bird poo of my car its stubburn ots been there for 3 days and it wont go have u got any ideas
soak it out for 30 mins with a wet sponge and wipe away mate. if its etched the paint machine polish it with something like scholl 20 black and a foam pad.
@@ForensicDetailing What about using a bug remover? Would that help? First of all, is it safe to use a bug remover on bird poop?
Fab, thanks again
Wealth of knowledge!!!!
Dam, I've been using boiling hot water..
Get a plastic water bottle and cut it into square. Use that after spraying windex or household cleaning spray bottle or whatever, and scrap out the 🐦 💩.
You'll get good results.
If you worry too much birdpoops, try to use plastic wrap instead of car paint.
Keep in mind, that never park your car under the bridges or trees. Thats where those bird poops always. I did mistakenly parked under bridge, 80% 🐦💩 covered in my car. Its a lot of work.
Jim bird poo one spot is Ok! But the car in your video thats an assult... shoot them off the sky mate...😂
Ah what a crap video!
Pun intended, I’ll be doing this about every morning. Cause my cars parking spot is right next to a tree. But I liked the sponge soak trick. I’ll try that next time.
Thanks !
If I’m in a hurry and there’s dry bird shit on the car, I’ll run a microfibre cloth under the hot tap then fold it and place it on top of it, wait 5 mins and it’s normally soft, but I’ll be sure to add No Rinse to the microfibre next time, cheers
here is what i always do. i have this empty spraybottle with water in my car together with tissuepaper. when i spot a dried out shit i just the the paper there and spray, then leave it for an hour or so. lift the toiletpaper and spray the soaked shit with your spraybottle all the wat open. no need to rub it or anything
did i really just type 'empty spraybottle with water'?
hey Jon... John here from LongIsland NY@Carefree Auto Detailing... Look up the Lake country grout sponge it's 5.99 us on autotopia it's the same as BRS... I have both and I believe they are exactly the same material. The BRS is slightly larger but 19.99 us compared to 5.99 us its a no brainier. And I order new ones when there is a 20% off coupon. Great vid as usual keep em coming mate. Cheers
i dont think you can get it in the UK mate
Forensic Detailing Channel I just don't understand the troubles with getting stuff there
John Emmel I also looked at getting this, but to no avail also. got a brs from Holland lol
Adam Freeman I don't understand try Detail Image they have it as well. Is this just an import problem or did ya not see it at all on the site
John Emmel it's the shipping costs mate, there's no UK distributors so you get quoted silly money for shipping. you can get em but not til you've parted with circa 70 quid
Bloody seagulls 💩💩
Soak a piece of kitchen roll put on top of the bird poo and leave for 30 minutes when soft rinse off with plenty of water job done
I just use a pressure washer
Go all CSI Miami on it 😅
Anti insect spray works nicely then spray car shampoo and hose all away.. Never scrub
Dont use the big red sponge even though it has tem slits better off using a microfiber
I find the ONR system works really well with a sponge... I know it feels wrong but the chemical cushioning from the products works and the sponge then becomes a cool medium to clean with...
Yeah, I use the Zymöl Sponge with ONR because it is safe and still cheap. Remember though, to stay away from the silicone ones (the one yellow one you showed looked like one)! They are 'dangerous' because the dirt is rolling between the sponge and the surface.
Loved it lol 😂
Can't leave the sponge on my car... Got a serious strike by a gull that ran down by side window and down the door... It's about a 6" wide strip of doo doo that runs down the entire height of the door!
I heard Cormorant crap is the worst
I know this video is old now bit looking through the comments I can't see anyone using poorboys bird shit remover. I took a bottle when I went to the coast for a week and it's great
" Short & Sweet " Ya. 15 Minutes, to show how to get Bird Shit of your car.
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sorry for sounding dumb, but whats onr?
Optimum no rinse.. Theres a full review of it on the channel.
Forensic Detailing Channel thank you kindly, il check it out.
White vinegar
Wd40
OMG, You are soooooo Funny.Chers.
ONR ??
Optimum No Rinse
O & R??
onr optimum no rinse
G101 is good
What is O and R , where do we buy it , not understandable cleary , not helpful at all , making clip speak slang cod language not helpful .
Good luck
just putting it out there birds like to shit more on bright color paint jobs? shits me to tears why they do it
Don't fool the viewer's this car was ceramic coated...
Bat crap is the worst of all can eat through the clear coat if not removed immediately
For all us novices- What is "ONR"
optimum no rinse mate .. theres is review of it on the channel. gr8 product
In Vietnam if bird poops on your car, it's time to buy new car LOL