Rule Britannia! (Epic Earrape)

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  • @thewheelchairhistorian3424
    @thewheelchairhistorian3424  5 років тому +42

    Looking for some robloxian Blood & Ironers! Interested in B&I linebattles as the British? Join here now! discord.gg/wM39HGN

    • @speedbird1186
      @speedbird1186 5 років тому +1

      Lol I would but im already in a group.

    • @Zackislivid
      @Zackislivid 4 роки тому +2

      @Adolf Hitler said the one who killed 6million jews lol

    • @blakefr
      @blakefr 3 роки тому

      @Tradpa0212 🔄

    • @MWM499
      @MWM499 2 роки тому

      The link expired

    • @The_Christian_Cavalier
      @The_Christian_Cavalier 2 роки тому

      @Tradpa0212 that makes no sense, we took ya

  • @whiterosecicero4802
    @whiterosecicero4802 5 років тому +270

    Love the smell of gunpowder and tea in the morning.

  • @grandmasteryoda3835
    @grandmasteryoda3835 5 років тому +222

    *Everybody gangsta in 1775 until you see a British flag in the distance with a bunch of red people in a line*

    • @thewheelchairhistorian3424
      @thewheelchairhistorian3424  5 років тому +16

      *Thunderous beats of Fifes and Drums would play*

    • @sedricsaunders3480
      @sedricsaunders3480 3 роки тому +7

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house Sorry I can't hear you the White House is burning really loudly.

    • @sedricsaunders3480
      @sedricsaunders3480 3 роки тому +3

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house You do realise the "Canadians" were British settlers living in the DOMINION of Canada (not the colony)

    • @ToppatClanPenguin
      @ToppatClanPenguin Рік тому

      oh no

    • @joaolucass839
      @joaolucass839 Рік тому

      ​@@thewheelchairhistorian3424 When British Soldiers See Boxers In China, LET'S INTERVENE WITH MORE 10 NATIONS

  • @danielgrant884
    @danielgrant884 5 років тому +107

    0:52 When Somebody forgets to put milk in their tea

    • @BTClips522
      @BTClips522 4 роки тому +10

      *YOU NEED CIVILISATION*

    • @Real_Tower_Pizza
      @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 роки тому +11

      When your argentina friend says your mom gay. Instead of you mum gay. 0:51

    • @20pasdabag7
      @20pasdabag7 2 роки тому +3

      @@Real_Tower_Pizza nah mate its mam😭

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому +1

      @@Real_Tower_Pizza PRESENT!
      FIRE!

  • @prezzyjim
    @prezzyjim 5 років тому +102

    When the start seems a bit too subtle and then it increases slightly.. *laughs in British*

  • @alejocc6260
    @alejocc6260 5 років тому +153

    Argentina: Im pretty sure that If I invade the falklands they won't do anything
    UK: 0:52

    • @andrewliu8789
      @andrewliu8789 4 роки тому +14

      Creo que hablo en nombre de todos los ecuatorianos de ahora que nos arrepentimos que en el pasado hayamos apoyado al invasor argentino, estamos con Reino Unido y la próxima que intente invadir, los apoyaremos. DIOS SALVE A LA REINA!!!
      I think I speak on behalf of all Ecuadorians now that we regret that in the past we have supported the Argentine invader, we are with the United Kingdom and the next one that tries to invade, we will support them. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!🇪🇨🇰🇾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @Lilferiby
      @Lilferiby 4 роки тому +9

      @@andrewliu8789 Well said, old boy! Haha

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому +4

      Oh how they were so wrong. Haha.
      They literally stood no chance.

    • @paul_isnice677
      @paul_isnice677 2 роки тому +1

      No will ever challenge us

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 11 місяців тому

      ​@@paul_isnice677The french: 🤨

  • @paperback2437
    @paperback2437 4 роки тому +31

    When a Chinese guy refuses to give you tea
    0:52

  • @blur-blade4981
    @blur-blade4981 4 роки тому +98

    A nice relaxing song to comfort the ears while eating *and* drinking tea

    • @jared31174
      @jared31174 2 роки тому +5

      Ah yes, I love eating tea.

    • @Azerrr
      @Azerrr Рік тому +1

      ​@@jared31174My whole food diet consists from tea only.

    • @averyrandomperson9510
      @averyrandomperson9510 Рік тому +2

      ​@@jared31174same bro it's my comfort food 😂

  • @winstonchurchill5815
    @winstonchurchill5815 5 років тому +140

    We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!
    ~Me

  • @G4rryy
    @G4rryy 4 роки тому +21

    *Time travel got invented*
    Girls: Imma go save 2020
    Boys: line up!

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому +4

      Well chaps, you know what do do!

  • @emiliamtf2777
    @emiliamtf2777 4 роки тому +29

    When your 1% british: 0:52

  • @BoredSanDwitch
    @BoredSanDwitch 16 днів тому +3

    0:51 when the Argentina wants to take your rock collection…

  • @bigirongaming201
    @bigirongaming201 5 років тому +78

    When you realise your out of tea for biscuits but then you colonise the garage refrigerator to get more tea😂

    • @cheesetoasties9550
      @cheesetoasties9550 3 роки тому +1

      Who tf keeps tea in the fridge

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому +1

      @@cheesetoasties9550 Americans.

    • @lilandagi
      @lilandagi 2 роки тому +2

      @@theowatchnerd The Americans always try to keep us away from that precious tea

  • @Repulse_The_First
    @Repulse_The_First 3 роки тому +57

    When your happy you love the song when you sad you understand the lyrics this is deep 😔🇬🇧😔

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 5 років тому +35

    When you win 1 game of Battleships

  • @germanmemerboi3157
    @germanmemerboi3157 3 роки тому +22

    When you realise that if Britannia rules the waves, it rules EVERY wave. Microwaves, communications, even Light itself.

  • @Herstal8389
    @Herstal8389 3 роки тому +10

    made my german friend listen to this...now hes from british hanover

  • @kripelia
    @kripelia Рік тому +6

    Top 10 my favorite countries:
    Nr. 1 United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
    Nr. 2 Empire of Great Britain
    Nr. 3 Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
    Nr. 4 Kingdom of England
    Nr. 5 Kingdom of Great Britain
    Nr. 6 British Raj
    Nr. 7 Thirteen colonies
    Nr. 8 Domino of Canada
    Nr. 9 Australia
    Nr. 10 Kingdom of Egypt

    • @Baguette_nice
      @Baguette_nice 5 місяців тому +1

      Aren't that all colonised by Brita OHH GOD!

  • @blur-blade4981
    @blur-blade4981 4 роки тому +49

    Modern day America: tries to invade Britain
    Britain: *RULE BRITANNIA*
    America: Becomes the thirteen colonies again

  • @cheatcharoninc172
    @cheatcharoninc172 4 роки тому +24

    Every time a note hits a new plot of land is colonized

  • @bensymons
    @bensymons 4 роки тому +19

    can't stop listening to this

  • @utdshack48295
    @utdshack48295 3 роки тому +12

    France : *leaves Africa to Conquer Asia*
    Britain : *spills 1.000 teacups fill with tea*
    Tea : *spills the entire africa and the tea spill shapes like Britain*
    Britain : 0:52

  • @Real_Tower_Pizza
    @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 роки тому +12

    0:52 When a man with a funny mustache wants to color your country black, instead of colouring it red.
    Explenation of the joke because ot might be a bit hard to understand:
    1. The word color is changed to colour in bri'ish.
    2. The guy with a funny mustache is Hitler.
    3. The reson I wrote black and red is because people usually color the third reich black, and the bri'ish empire red or pink.
    4. The reson I write 'bri'ish' instead of british is because it kinds of mockes the bri'ish accent.

    • @romeforeverr
      @romeforeverr 2 роки тому

      The reason I am writing this is because you spelt “mocks” wrong, my 2 percent of British ancestry blesses me, 0:52

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому

      There is a lot of accents, I, for example, speak, frankly, rather posh.

  • @lebaguette5393
    @lebaguette5393 2 місяці тому +1

    I played this over a McDonalds fries
    It's now fish and chips

  • @balistixmapping197
    @balistixmapping197 4 роки тому +10

    This is way more patriotic than ever, that BBC tries to ban this hymn.

  • @cipher0325
    @cipher0325 3 роки тому +12

    If Britain had listed to hoi4 players instead of its generals

  • @AusomeAlfred
    @AusomeAlfred 4 роки тому +9

    Tea is one hell of a crazy drug

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому +1

      It's better than Calpol. And that's saying something.

  • @Novi_Slaveski_official
    @Novi_Slaveski_official 6 місяців тому +3

    0:52 Pov: when the argentine kid bullies you

  • @jasonosas2130
    @jasonosas2130 5 років тому +13

    Oi! What do you mean my colonies is being independent?!?!?

  • @Byewah11
    @Byewah11 4 роки тому +7

    Nazi Germany: Britain will fall Britain: 0:52

  • @theillusiveman8736
    @theillusiveman8736 2 роки тому +2

    Everybody Gangsta till the British kid Starts drinking tea in a American school

  • @DasFuuk
    @DasFuuk 4 роки тому +9

    I saw the words Epic and Earrape and I just had to click

  • @XenophobicAirport
    @XenophobicAirport Рік тому +2

    The official coronation music for King Charles III. May his reign be long and my ear doctor be understanding!

  • @sunburnteggandstuff
    @sunburnteggandstuff 3 місяці тому +1

    The sun never sets on the British Empire.

  • @zaymonsurfacego1453
    @zaymonsurfacego1453 3 роки тому +3

    Im listening to this whilst doing homework :)

  • @clairbrooks925
    @clairbrooks925 2 роки тому +1

    OMG Beauty at its finest

  • @netheritepickaxe8579
    @netheritepickaxe8579 3 роки тому +2

    Brits when they hear someone say “color” instead of col’ou

  • @Peter_Pettigrew
    @Peter_Pettigrew 2 місяці тому +1

    RULE BRITTANIA

  • @HT-wi2su
    @HT-wi2su 4 роки тому +7

    me in warthunder when the other team is getting cocky with their messerschmits

  • @danilsmith7292
    @danilsmith7292 11 днів тому +1

    Please do a Russian Empire anthem errape!

  • @Cris-su8bg
    @Cris-su8bg 3 роки тому +2

    0:52 POV Thatcher say sink it

  • @guyhungarian3169
    @guyhungarian3169 2 роки тому +1

    POV: You're an aboriginal native from a tribe that lives on an useless small Island (or continent)

  • @iputbutterinmycoffee2973
    @iputbutterinmycoffee2973 2 роки тому +1

    Beautiful!

  • @sauron9883
    @sauron9883 3 роки тому +2

    When someone steals your favorite rocks

  • @samdelvin6581
    @samdelvin6581 2 роки тому +3

    nobody expects the imperial earpae

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому

      Legends say that if you hear it, you are already dead.

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 3 роки тому +1

    Uk tourist : Hello
    Us guy : did you go to colonize us ?
    Uk tourist :

  • @paulsteward9582
    @paulsteward9582 4 роки тому +2

    The water in my mug near speaker suddenly becomes tea...

    • @BAS19.6
      @BAS19.6 2 роки тому

      Bro who tf drinks water in a mug

  • @robbiemckinnon2781
    @robbiemckinnon2781 2 роки тому +2

    RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

  • @DutchvanderLinde1889
    @DutchvanderLinde1889 Рік тому +1

    Music for my ears

  • @ryanv2324
    @ryanv2324 2 роки тому +2

    whenever i see anti-monarchists in a comment section i reply this link to them hahaha

  • @ironsmasher2390
    @ironsmasher2390 4 роки тому +6

    My head set is broken cause of that

  • @RyanBarclay-bj9rv
    @RyanBarclay-bj9rv 5 днів тому

    Ah a lovely British Moro with some tea and muskets and sending tea two Big Ben 😊😊😊

  • @lj671
    @lj671 Рік тому +1

    Petition for us to colonise the world again

  • @sharedinterest3914
    @sharedinterest3914 4 роки тому +5

    This great music makes me wanna fight for queen and country

  • @WalesGaming1707
    @WalesGaming1707 2 роки тому +1

    The british empire was so powerful that it can solo literally an French army with just an cannon 2:51

  • @joseluissdt154
    @joseluissdt154 5 років тому +7

    a little long.
    but it's good.

  • @yodaonketamine5706
    @yodaonketamine5706 3 роки тому +3

    Scientists: We just discovered a little unexplored island
    Britain: 0:52

  • @OmniRob333
    @OmniRob333 Місяць тому

    Britain looking for new stuff to display in the British Museum:

  • @shroder2748
    @shroder2748 3 роки тому

    0:52
    Britain when they mount a 182mm derp fastism yeet delete Canon on the stronk centurion chassis

  • @NewCalifornaRepublic2377
    @NewCalifornaRepublic2377 6 місяців тому +1

    I realised that in movies aliens speak English….

  • @Sunrise_MC01
    @Sunrise_MC01 3 місяці тому

    WHY DID I SUDDENLY SMELL TEA AND GUNPOWDER AFTER CLICKING ON THIS VIDEO

  • @eggieboi14
    @eggieboi14 3 роки тому +1

    When you say,"this tea tastes bad."

  • @HellenVanPattersonPatton80
    @HellenVanPattersonPatton80 4 місяці тому

    Most stirring. Most stirring, indeed.

  • @ipeteEE
    @ipeteEE 3 роки тому +2

    Tally-ho, chaps intensifies

  • @MarioFreuend
    @MarioFreuend 6 місяців тому +1

    I played this right after England won the penalty against Switzerland cuz why not lol.

  • @arrogantbritishofficer9851
    @arrogantbritishofficer9851 4 роки тому +7

    *hahaha!*

  • @battadia
    @battadia 2 роки тому +1

    When your nation was basically forced to accept the Statute of Westminster because it didn't want to leave the Empire:

  • @sae136
    @sae136 2 роки тому +1

    When a Starstreak missile shoots down a Russian Mi-28

  • @clairestark9024
    @clairestark9024 2 дні тому

    :tea sipping intensifies:

  • @celtichistorian9869
    @celtichistorian9869 3 роки тому

    Anomaly: *exists* the scp foundation: # 0:52

  • @talentlesszephyr_yt
    @talentlesszephyr_yt 2 роки тому +1

    when your club suites does have closing doors

  • @thediamondtrucktdt
    @thediamondtrucktdt 3 роки тому +1

    Best video ever

  • @joelsmall8565
    @joelsmall8565 3 роки тому +1

    Sips tea aggressively

  • @johanneskopperud3496
    @johanneskopperud3496 5 років тому +8

    Gang gang
    Karl u there?

    • @thekingshussar1808
      @thekingshussar1808 4 роки тому

      gang gang i am a_very same person wheelchair historian

  • @Oocaboo
    @Oocaboo 10 місяців тому

    This is my new favourite song

  • @thekingshussar1808
    @thekingshussar1808 5 років тому +8

    Lit

  • @foundationgamer9771
    @foundationgamer9771 2 роки тому

    Tfw when the War of the Worlds is happening but then you realise Mars hasn't been colonised yet

  • @eggieboi14
    @eggieboi14 3 роки тому +1

    When British ships moves the ocean:

  • @missy7619
    @missy7619 Рік тому

    googled "is public drinking legal in the UK" and this played in my head as I recieved my answer.

  • @BAS19.6
    @BAS19.6 2 роки тому

    When you set the record for the world’s fastest steam locomotive but only because “you confirmed it” and it was going downhill

  • @MrOak1337
    @MrOak1337 7 місяців тому

    Pov: You are a random island in the middle of fkn nowhere

  • @RonaldTrumpOfficial
    @RonaldTrumpOfficial Рік тому

    WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

  • @curseditem8354
    @curseditem8354 3 роки тому

    Now that's soldiering

  • @402corey
    @402corey 9 місяців тому

    Rule britaina, britaina rules the waves

  • @Exotic.butters..
    @Exotic.butters.. Рік тому +1

    When Britain first, at heaven's command
    Arose from out the azure main
    Arose arose from out the azure main
    This was the charter, the charter of the land
    And guardian angels sang this strain
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Still more majestic shalt thou rise
    More dreadful from each foreign stroke
    More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke
    As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies
    Serves but to root thy native oak
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Still more majestic shalt thou rise
    More dreadful from each foreign stroke
    More dreadful, dreadful from each foreign stroke
    As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies
    Serves but to root thy native oak
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    The Muses, still with freedom found
    Shall to thy happy coasts repair
    Shall to thy happy, happy coasts repair
    Blest isle regardless, with countless beauty places
    And manly hearts to guard the fair
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves
    Rule Britannia, Britannia, rule the waves
    Britons never, never, shall be slaves

  • @Ruuskie
    @Ruuskie Рік тому

    Britain colonised my ears.

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 2 роки тому +1

    U 103 : i sink you
    RMS Olympic : no u 0:52

  • @unpleasantatemypetcat
    @unpleasantatemypetcat 4 місяці тому

    0:52 what Germany heard when they were attacking Britain

  • @lilandagi
    @lilandagi 2 роки тому +2

    When The French Try to Invade Britain:

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому

      Get HMS Invincible.

    • @lilandagi
      @lilandagi 2 роки тому

      @@theowatchnerd exactly, get it

    • @lilandagi
      @lilandagi 2 роки тому

      @@theowatchnerd [ Laughs In British ]

    • @theowatchnerd
      @theowatchnerd 2 роки тому

      @@lilandagi Haha.

  • @zalternative1
    @zalternative1 3 роки тому +1

    One of my first google results

  • @sprites4ever482
    @sprites4ever482 24 дні тому

    POV: You live on a piece of land in 1640

  • @jacobplayzzzroblox12345
    @jacobplayzzzroblox12345 2 роки тому +1

    when the uk is fighting the u.s

  • @Green_Magolor_Gijinka
    @Green_Magolor_Gijinka 4 роки тому +1

    Britain during 1841:

  • @MisterlincolnTX
    @MisterlincolnTX 2 роки тому

    I just put this up to my ear and I shove a toy musket into my foot it hurts

  • @ahahahahhalozlol
    @ahahahahhalozlol 2 роки тому

    Long live the BritishBritanniaTipperarynavypire

  • @kingschannel6099
    @kingschannel6099 Рік тому

    The British in pirates of the Caribbean in a nutshell :

  • @MattGaming4567.
    @MattGaming4567. 4 роки тому

    We took America fair and square but they just had to rebel

  • @butter0017
    @butter0017 2 роки тому

    When you see some weird wooden boat with cannon and wave uk flag in the coast

  • @yoinky8614
    @yoinky8614 4 роки тому +2

    What ever Britain wanted we took it, So you americans stop Judging us or we will do it again

  • @behyt3archivedvideo66
    @behyt3archivedvideo66 3 роки тому

    0:52 When British Occupy Earth and ALL Country