weakest trolls ive ever heard. "uhhhh i feel that uuhhh women should be in the kitchen making sandwiches and that uhh they should be pushing out babies."
0:10 “I feel there are already equal rights in marriage because a gay man has just the same right to marry a woman as a straight man, and I support 2 women getting getting married as long as both chicks are hot.” 🤣
I don't even know if that was a real prank call. I heard guys making arguments like that. Here's a similar joke " I don't mind gay guys, as long as they don't fool around with my wife"
It doesn’t matter if you’re a democrat, a Republican or independent, trolling C-SPAN is a past time for people all across the political isle and outside of it alike. Truly the last melting pot of America.
I don’t think the guy at 0:46 was trolling. Assawoman is a real city in Virginia. I know because I’ve driven past signs for it and made jokes about it to my wife lol.
I never understood how CSPAN hosts kept a straight face listening to some of the serious callers. They must take some serious sedatives before going on air.
Prank calling c-span is just the gift that keeps on giving and it’s good lighthearted fun, all of these people are clearly just trying to get laughs or funny moments, there’s no children watching c-span so you can’t say they’re being a bad example really, it’s just adults trying to lighten the mood in what are typically dull and divisive shows with a little bit of comedy and goofiness
The only reason to wake up early is to watch the Washington journal on c span and listen to America's voice. It's often out to lunch but sometimes you get a caller who isn't stupid and it becomes magical.
2:26 "When did you lose your virginity?" "What do you mean?" My man missed a pristine opportunity to tell a 60+ year old man "Oh sorry, I didn't realize you still were one."
Trolling C-span is really the peak of trolling tbh.
The Let's Go Brandon Biden call can't be topped.
weakest trolls ive ever heard. "uhhhh i feel that uuhhh women should be in the kitchen making sandwiches and that uhh they should be pushing out babies."
Minus all the Howard Stern crap, it lacked originality.
No it isn't.
Tradio is better
Looks like it's just three people that keep calling them over and over 😂
Three people are all the viewers
Those THREE FRICKIN guys!!!
Three LEGENDS.
"Man I can't believe that guy got back on"
Big penis guy seems to be the most prolific
Its funny how when the country is so divided that pranks are still very much bipartisan
We’re American we love slapstick
No
"PeNis. Big PENIS. Penises everywhere"
That really hit home with me
@@marvincool3744this isn’t slapstick this is being an asshole and I think we Americans love being assholes 😂
I’m your 1Kth like 👍
I love how some of the trolls start a genuine conversation but then say the punchline
2:58 He keeps 'em going for 18 seconds long :o! What is he even yelling in the end? Turn it off? lol
You’ve never heard a live prank call in your life huh?
@@GeorgeZimmermen we’ll still I just wanted to point it out because sometimes they just say it as soon as they’re on the air
@@youresoold1216 thats how you do live prank calls! You hook em with a fake convo then drop the prank
2:02
Is about as American of a sentiment as one can get...
I was the guy who called in at 1:27. And YES, I still make calls to this day
❤national treasure
That's really, very unnecessary.
You're no Longmont Potion Castle but you're still funny.
Wow I've listened to a lot of your work.
Big big fan of your work. Masterful!
"Hi! AM I on the air ? "
"Yes."
"Fuck."
Straight to the point
Thank you
I remember watching that video on ebaumsworld in like 2008 and this hit me in the feels
Classic !
"Thanks."
Made me cackle
I love when the hosts realize it’s a troll and they also chuckle😂😂
Something tells me a good 75% of these were just Nick Mullen hammered in the days back when he was still drinking.
100 percent the Indian guy at the end.
Did he ever talk about trolling C-Span? it's been years since i last listened, so I can't remember.
I’m gay and my dick is small
@@jessemalone8363sounds a bit like him, don't know for sure
@wills5310he's the creator of The Benoit story and Star Trek: the Indian Generation
I appreciate the hosts/guests who have the humor to laugh at some of them.
Anyone claiming to be a Republican from Camden, NJ, is an obvious troll.
No there's someone that's a republican in Camden, NJ.
@@R_A_3000 That would be like a unicorn
kinda like juicy smollett claims people in chicago said it's maga country
GOD BLESS C-SPAN PRANK CALLERS. YOU ARE DOING GOD'S WORK.
GOBBLESS HOSS DAMM STRATE SUM1 HAS 2
Glad to see some true Americans being represented on air
Good to hear from real Americans in the heartland who have both large and small cocks.
It sounds like the exact same fucking dude calling 😂
Yeah 99%
2:36 - the older guy really handled this like a champ lol
"WHEN'D YA GET FUCKED!?"
I'm surprised the caller lasted that long on the air.
1:24 "Man, I can't believe that guy got back on", lol! Hilarious. I wish there was a third time. It would be even funnier.
0:10 “I feel there are already equal rights in marriage because a gay man has just the same right to marry a woman as a straight man, and I support 2 women getting getting married as long as both chicks are hot.” 🤣
Dude's speaking the mind of the people, he's on point and 200% right
I don't even know if that was a real prank call. I heard guys making arguments like that. Here's a similar joke " I don't mind gay guys, as long as they don't fool around with my wife"
2:48 is the best one so sudden he’s in shock
His mouth is widening for the steaming dumpy
@@RandomPostsOnTheWebwtf 😭
Sounds like rfk.🤣😂
@@Bruce-Leroylmao maybe it’s him
@@RandomPostsOnTheWebCleveland steamer 😂
I love the human condition of being a trolling ass the second we're granted any slight form of anonymity
wish these call ins still were a thing
They are!
I think all these ppl ruined it LOL
On God, these days were golden.
They still allow it, its an American tradition, like when news allowed the public to make on air editorials. I miss those days.
@@RingoYotewhen??
5:04 I love how she almost laughs too
That sounds a lot like LPC and “the squirrel that died on its head” sounds like his kind of absurdity
@@Wetkneeswho is LPC i was wondering who that guy was
5:20 the way he says it, and his tone always gets me, he just sounds so defeated and tired of them
2:13 lmao this one is my favorite
Super underrated it’s the best
The sass in his tone is so perfect
Said it with such conviction, I believe him.
I've only told a few people I have this ability. This guy just shares it with the world! 😂😂
Me too 😂😂😂😂
1:40 Good morning we are doing open phones
-Am I on the air?
-Yep
-F**k!
-Thanks
jsxanatos spoofed this in the gman squad episode 2 "Science".
@@MrLyoseawhat does any of that mean
@@naruii5160😂😂☠️
It doesn’t matter if you’re a democrat, a Republican or independent, trolling C-SPAN is a past time for people all across the political isle and outside of it alike.
Truly the last melting pot of America.
6:10, dude knew it was coming 😂
The eyes 😂
Wait for it…..wait for it……
that long pause made me laugh so hard
Poor guy was awestruck. I bet he laughed about it after. Honestly there's a lot of good sports.
I don’t think the guy at 0:46 was trolling. Assawoman is a real city in Virginia. I know because I’ve driven past signs for it and made jokes about it to my wife lol.
Whoever named the town was trolling
@@AgentZoro I think it’s a Native American name or something lol
2:03 lol the guy putting his finger on the button when the caller mentioned being "anti American"
Perfect!
he was picking up a newspaper, the button is on the other side which you see at the end
What’s up with the squirrel that died on its head? 😂 also the absolute LITANY that dude goes into at 5:53 is golden
I also want to know this
Referring to Trump’s hair. ‘Died on *his* head’.
I mean… look at the mess above trumps head
The original trolls before the internet 🤣
That statement is a bit contradicting
This wasn’t before the internet
That stuff looks like it's from between 2005 and 2016
Dumb comment😂
They reference Obama. This ain’t before the interwebs. CSPAN’s aesthetic is absolutely ancient though
These people are incredible at their jobs
The anchors are pretty good too
Love how they're hovering the hangup button. So ready to press it.
You never grow out of this humour.
6:40 I don’t think that was a prank call, he was being serious
Felt bad for the anchor
@@TheRealTorG I thought it was funny tbh
@mattbags6598 meh, theres kinda a line between the occasional racist joke and being a genuine asshole
@@jimmybags6598i like edgy humor being racist for the point of being racist
@@user-zm7zl9lc6jthat’s very wise of you to infer that
The guy randomly screaming took me out 😂😂😂😭
One of the only true 'open' phone lines still going
Assawoman IS a real place in VA lol
Is it near Hickville?
@@greenlime1997 it’s about 30 miles north of Ballsack
Goddamn, I love America. This is the true spirit of the American people.
I never understood how CSPAN hosts kept a straight face listening to some of the serious callers. They must take some serious sedatives before going on air.
Some of them laugh and smirk
No just boring lifeless soulless fake existences in a bullshit world, you've seen one of these people you've felt them all
Republican line in Camden New Jersey should’ve been a sign lol
7:21 even funnier that he didn’t even get the word fully out 😂
The one at 4:13 got that dude he couldn’t help but smile
0:54 i love this one the most. The caller sounds genuinely stressed about the penises everywhere.
Love how they hover over the hang up button
I dont know whether it is funnier when they quickly hang up or when they briefly roll with it. Anyways, this one is an internet classic 😂
A Time Capsule of a video. Haven’t seen this since 2010 or so.
The guy that keeps screaming in the middle of his call 😂😂
I had never heard his ones, they're great hahaha
2:25 is the funniest one on here
I died 🤣
Why didn't he tell us
Nah, 1:40
@@ibamuad Because he never lost his virginity.
@@efge-gc8uu 😂😂😂😂😂
These guys are legendary 😂
4:05 killed me 😂
Bro I died listening to that
5:59 this man just gets the world.
How can anyone not love him?
That was my favorite one
🤣
Based
Bro has nothing to lose
2:09 the best
2:20 I would've died if I heard this live
The first guy killed it.
The screams 😂
They are gold and just completely random 😂
1:22 Man I can’t believe that guy got back on 😂😂😂
2:48 the way the smile just slowly fades from his face LUL
Jose and Long dong Silver are the two greatest cspan calls.
7:10 you gotta recognize the mans voice by now 😂
“Jen, are you with us?”
…
“I like big b-“
Best ones here
Prank calling c-span is just the gift that keeps on giving and it’s good lighthearted fun, all of these people are clearly just trying to get laughs or funny moments, there’s no children watching c-span so you can’t say they’re being a bad example really, it’s just adults trying to lighten the mood in what are typically dull and divisive shows with a little bit of comedy and goofiness
Okay maybe not the ones harassing the attractive female hosts but still the point still stands generally otherwise
Okay and the racist guy near the end, BUT STILL GENERALLY
2:45 homie trying not to laugh so hard he sounds like an old man
The one Spanish host was actually one of my youth group leaders in church years ago lol
"Hi am I on the air?"
"Yep"
"Fuck"
Gold.
this gives me so much joy, miss pranks like these
1:56 I think they just made that man's week 😂
A compliment makes me smile. Oral makes my day. But anal makes my hole weak
These are the greatest trolls of all time
I love how they learn to predict it means their head is filling with sh*t posting skill Lmao 🤣
this video feels very classic 4chan. trolling is a art
2023 MORE MORE MORE!
Back when it was still obvious when people were joking
These are so underrated..
2:39 omg it's Robert F Kennedy Jr
“am i on the air?”
“yup”
“fuck”
“thanks”
3:55 He got quite a lot in 😂
The first one in this video is my favorite CSPAN moment of all time.
I have seen some of these calls dozens of times, and yet some of them are new to me. It's mysterious.
1:57 is that fucking robin from howard sterns show hahahah
This sounds like some shit you hear on GTA 5 😭
00:20 in and he nails it
truly the land of the free
Now I kinda want to be on C-SPAN, except actually being serious. I didn't know they had open calls like this.
Penises big penises BIG PENISES EVERYWHERE
The only reason to wake up early is to watch the Washington journal on c span and listen to America's voice. It's often out to lunch but sometimes you get a caller who isn't stupid and it becomes magical.
The 5 minutes I've been watching it, i just shot a load! Amazing!
6:23 💀
0:55 Oh my god 🤣🤣
"What about the squirrel that died on Donald Trump's head?""
I loved that one!
😂😂😂
2:26 "When did you lose your virginity?" "What do you mean?"
My man missed a pristine opportunity to tell a 60+ year old man "Oh sorry, I didn't realize you still were one."
0:24 I said the same thing in high school. It was good for a laugh.
Came out swinging - first one got me
Do they still do call ins? I remember all the old fresh Prince of bel air trolls lol
I love this.
6:41💀
5:25 is just perfect
This kinda shit is EXACTLY what the founding fathers were talking about when they came up with the electoral college
Immature and I love it.
"I apologise for that Congressman"
I hope there’s more shit like this cuz I’m dying at work rn 😂🤣
It's way better than checking bills of materials for errors. 😅
gotta start watching cspan mre often!
“Hi am I on the air?”
“Yes”
“Fuck”
Thanks.
They clearly WANT to laugh.
Long Dong Silver one is the best.