The SCIENCE Of: What Does Batman Eat?
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- What does Batman eat every single day for his diet to stay in peak shape? And how many calories does Batman need to consume? The answer is just as absurd as you might think...
Let's dive into the science behind what Batman eats!
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Bruce is the kind of guy that would get his sustenance entirely from IV drop if he could get away with it.
I was literally just thinking that. Probably eats those army/astronaut food tubes on the go or something.
Hell he should be able to create the tech now to do that it would make sense in that world. Imagine if he went and got some tech from White Dragons pocket dimension and make peacemaker swear to be a good boy as vigilante hides and leaves him his dads pocket room for s2 hehe
Seriously tho if characters like that have it in DC Batman should and really he is the Iron Man of this world. But a ninja. Beyond that even. Anyway… I think you got a good idea!
@@TheBoxingCannabyte imagine vegan solely instead of imbalance.
@@darthnutsack6717You should try an MRE sometime Walmart sells some really good ones but I think they’re $5 a pop and not much variety so if you wanna spend $15 on something you’ll never get anywhere else try it out (:
"eating is a waste of time, crime doesn't wait"
2 boiled eggs and porridge for breakfast doesn’t sound like the start of a day for a man who consumes almost 10 thousand calories.
Fr, he's exactly the kind of person who could get away with eating a good amount of junk and it would probably. E more efficient for him. You can only stuff so much tofu and boiled chicken down your throat.
Yeah, that's probably the diet of the writer, not of a guy like Batman himself.
I was just about to say, he would have to eat fast food just to hit his caloric intake to not loose the muscle as a necessity cuz its SO MUCH FOOD
A 7000 calorie protein shake lol
I eat like Bruce even down too Green tea and smoothies.
I traded porridge for smart food: Hemp, Buckwheat, Chi, etc.
There’s no way he doesn’t throw up eating all that then fighting crime 10 minutes later!
Yo I was thinking that same thing
He doesnt.......because he's batman
@@Travis-4U it's all I wanted to hear
@@Travis-4U no because he's strong and calm
@@ufuomaerharhine2468 and batman
Batman's diet is Vengeance. And Justice.
With a side order of spaghetti
Great vid, but we all know Batman couldn’t do this naturally
yes, batman is in fact not real
@@ZAxDoesMC I think he’s talking about steroids.
@@chiantiwarren9497 yeah batman is 100% on roids
@@NooraliAminzadah he on that venom derivative
No shit Sherlock, he is a fictional character lmao
This is honestly a well put video. Brief, concise, trivial, and entertaining for a video about someone’s diet and the calculations of it, I wonder if someone actually replicates Batman’s diet and workout routine irl
They'd probably be hospitalized
Hm, i know an interesting channel on this topic. The Bioneer
@@batatahigh382 the Bioneer rocks
You would have a very short lifespan and probably be mentally unstable
@@batatahigh382 yeah, he really does that kind of integral, multidisciplinary training and the dude looks great
Wish you’d show the scene from Beware the Batman where Bruce buys some weird meat to be made into liquid. That was one of the first batman media to actually go in depth about Bruces diet
Honestly this doesn't surprise me in the least I think it's Hue Jackman who was confirmed to need to eat somewhere around 5,000+ calories a day while he was getting in and maintaining his physique for X-Men origin's Wolverine and Jackman has only achieved a few of Batman's physical capability feats like being able to left just over a thousand pounds so yeah if you can do everything Batman can do physically I have no doubt that you'd need all those calories.
Who said hue ever counted calories? Could be a generalization. Plus, 5000 cal isn't that much really
@@combinemax very true
Hugh, like most actors when it comes to bulking, was most likely exaggerating. These Hollywood's will sell you that they ate nothing but chicken breast, broccoli and rice while working out 3 hours a day everyday.
He was probably exaggerating calories
He is lying. Have a great day
You have no idea how many times I've seen this on my home page. UA-cam REALLY wanted me to see this. Half-way through and worth it. I definitely needed to know how much food Batman somehow eats
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Dwayne Johnson is a prime example of what a Batman diet plan would be like. He's been doing this his whole career.
Sure but despite him not admitting to it because it’s very taboo to admit it in the Hollywood scene, the rock takes PEDs… and the truth is that amount of eating and gear use is not sustainable nor healthy for a human. But Batman is a fictional person with superhuman attributes.. so it works for him..
That and all the steroids Dwayne takes.
@@thareelhelloagain he’s a athlete/actor it’s been in his diet for a long time
@@BonzerMrT Yes but steroids isn't a diet plan.
@@thareelhelloagainbatman would take hard steroids like the stuff that no one in the public eye has heard of it would probably have little/ no side effects, I feel like he would have a mentality of whatever it takes
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Batman has superpowers. And i still feel like the film dont showcase his genius well enough.
Because of Batman’s childhood trauma, he became a successful athlete in every field you could ever think of. He learned martial arts, boxing, gymnastics, swimming, and all sports. Not only does Batman have a spectacular athletic background, but also he learned every knowledge that ever existed in our world. He is smart and disciplined, and his hard work paid off. He lived so long and well, so it is obvious that he did not use steroids.
I was friends with a power lifter who did exactly this. He blended everything into smoothies. Doesn't matter what he ate, it became a shake.
Bruce probably has a rare sleep mutation that does exist, enabling only 3 to 5 hrs being needed.
He's a genetic jackpot.
He's peak human right? So his genetics are metahuman levels.
He doesn't have much time to sleep considering billionaire playboy by day batman at night he mastered a form of microsleep that allows him to be well rested (somehow) wouldn't work irl at all but comics
The only time I ever saw Batman with food is when Alfred made pancakes for him, but Rorschach ate them before Batman could get to them
FINALLY
THIS QUESTION KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT
I box and lift and really no amount of food is ever enough, my body fat doesn't move up a notch over 9% and muscle mass barely moves , my activity is much less than Batman by far but still i spend most of the day eating and it's never enough, it makes me go insane. I know Batman is a fictional character but it's not strange that some people eat so little but still Gain muscle and stay very active and lively during the day, the question is howww????
You’re not eating as much as you think you are, hard gainers have to literally eat more than they want and feel stuffed all the time: I’ve been there, it’s miserable: whole milk helps tremendously
Some people digest better.
Whatever his mom cooks, oh wait...
You're cold blooded 😂😂😂
And this is only when Alfred can convince his crazy ass to eat.
Trick question we all know Batman's appetite is pure justice with a side of vengeance.
"What does Batman eat"
Food, he eats food, there you go.
Wayne Industries has pharmaceutical and food science subsidiaries. Bruce can easily have people find and prepare the highest qualify food, vitamins, and PEDs in the right dosage enough and have Alfred prepare the food for him at home and sort out all of his pills and drugs in a sorter.
You should have a discord server to discuss topics like these dude to that fact that many of the scientific findings are off and are not taking factors like metabolic adaptation into consideration. This is were the body becomes more efficient and use less calories to perform tasks or the fact that he would have to cycle through a vast array of nootropics since the body's receptors also bring up their own issues.
How does he shit when he's out on his late night rounds???
Butt plug maybe?
Over the rooftops and directly onto criminals
How do you think bats shit? 😂
So basically batman's greatest weakness is beer😂
one of the things polyphasic sleep does to you is make you extremely hungry, i remember trying it out for a month in my late teens and having to eat twice as much while staying at the same weight, you can factor for activity levels with the formula but i dont know how it goes for people on such a different sleep schedule, getting only 2-4 hours of sleep every day should account for a lot of calories needed both to mantain the body going on a BMR as well as add 4-6 hours of activity every day... how does that factor in there? im really curious about that XD
dude is underrated
I’ve always thought Batman as he got older having a harder time eating as much starts using a synthetic venom to keep performance and maintaining the long hours
Sir can you make a video about the science of how smart batman is, loved all the videos about him btw.
I'm not chewing my tough steak until it's more liquidy than water
He’d poison himself with mercury from the tuna everyday
Lol exactly
"What does Batman Eat?"
Crime
just numbers that's it
I was not even paying attention to what you actually said
I'm curious to see more batman diet canon bc it's one of those things i've always wondered
I never the bit about Batman not drinking alcohol. The real question is, how does he shake off drugs like Poison Ivy’s pheromones or Scarecrow’s fear toxin if his body doesn’t physically have any sort of tolerance built up? There’s no way willpower alone can burn off drugs to mitigate the effects, is there? Or is it just another “because he’s Batman” explanation?
Probably some bs in the vein of "during his training he ingested a bit of every poison in a non lethal dose and now is almost immune to every poison ever"
I think it involves his metabolism
Fear toxin can't work if you don't feel fear.
Are you under the impression that intoxicants like alcohol are the same as toxins from supervillains?
There's never been any indication that he "burns" them off with no tolerance built up. We have multiple examples of him feeling the effects of the drugs and having to come of with some kind of serum for them. We also have comics where it's stated that he HAS built up a tolerance to them.
I've never even thought of this. I love UA-cam sometimes
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I loved the video but in most interactions of Batman, he's 6'2 210 pounds or 95.254 kilograms not 225 pounds or 102.058 kilograms. Either way though it wouldn't change the calories he'd need to ingest to much to maintain his extra active lifestyle. Again I really loved the video.👍
He’s a big man at that size who sure does have a strong stomach to consume calories as much as he can to help him stay on top of his crime fighting routine.
Batman eats pure vengeance
Middle of a patrol Bat-drone drops a Alfred made takeaway.
One thing we know for sure... He does not eat nachos.
Comic Batman literally just lives off of Alfred's cookies and cucumber sandwiches most of the time.
Don't forget the soup Alfred or Robin makes 🤣
random person : yo batman thanks but also what you eat?
batman : JUSTICE
person : hey...
batman : gone [ empty air ]
Your calorie count is accurate as Navy Seal candidates in BUDS training burn about 8,000 calories per day during Hell Week.
The real mystery is how or when does Batman shit these meals out.
Bruce injects himself with Spartan coctail of vitamins, proteins and calories and John-117 approves this for sure.
Batman's midnight snack is vengeance with a side of justice, on a cold plate of course.
I may never drink alcohol again after watching this
Bruce Lee did something similar to this... blended food to save time.
Diet sound excellent to be honest
My entire diet is a shake made of high quality whey protein isolate and carbohydrate powder in equal amounts. I drink that five times a day and take a high quality men's multivitamin to take care of the micronutrients. My food budget is really cheap, my head is clear, and my body is lean and strong.
Pretty sure it’s chicken breast, broccoli, spinach, turkey, fish, Endogenous Testosterone, Decca, Trenbolone and Bane venom.
Also Rage
You forgot the main part of his diet: Childhood Trauma.
I like to think Batman Beyond Bruce is only 50 but looks 80 because his body has been so destroyed by patroling and preparing.
All those villains trying to knock him out with poison laughing gas and fear toxin when really a shot of tequila or a beer would have done just fine 😂
120g of lean chicken and 80g of steamed brocolli is around 180 calories (yeah, kilocalories for geeks). Meaning to just eat chicken and brocolli, Bruce would need to eat 10 kilograms of chicken and brocolli or 22 pounds per day for 9,000 calories.
He uses PED’s definitely but nothing wrong with it cause it’s not like he’s an athlete competing professionally
No he doesn't
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Of course he does lmfao
@@GORILLA_PIMPgo find sum to do bro😭
Late asl but I’ve been saying if I get throw a party ima have a homemade wine class specifically for my party ginger ale 😂
Anybody remember Michael Phelps eating 10Kcal per day to get into/maintain his final Olympic form?
Where did you find information on Batman's diet. Did you make it up?
Wow Bruce must have a lot of toilet breaks lol😂
I can appreciate the Arkham City title music used as the background music in this video.
Yeah I couldn’t even focus on the video because that music gave me flashbacks
You should make a video on what the Flash eats in a day
Blending food might still be bad for Bruce as he will get high insuline spikes due to rapid absorbtion.
He eats… JUST ICE !!
He eats small species of bears every morning and washes it down with whiskey. All before hitting the gym.
Batman definitely smokes the zaza for sure
I literally eat so fast that by the time you’d put it in the blender it’ll already be gone 😂😂😂
I have a fast metabolism just felt the need to say that
I just realized trick theory's little character looks like hyoga from Dr stone
Batman is basically training like Michael Phelps who consumed 10000 calories
That is less than Finnish defence forces "Sissiradisti".
I think eddy halls diet would be a decent indicator of how Batman has to eat
Who wouldve known, if Batman is ever captured, he will lose most of his function due to just hunger? Aaaand who wouldve known that all Joker needs to do to turn Batman into a crazed maniac is to get him to drink beer?
6 foot? Bruce has to be at least 6'3"!
He is not a "super" hero tho. A hero but not a super hero, no super powers just a strong skilled guy in a suit.
You're thinking of iron man...
"I Drink Bats, just like a Bat would"
Steak and eggs you welcome for the whole video
Must take massive dumps before he heads out to battle
What gear stack are he taking? ANSWER MEEE!!!
Awesome!
The question that comes to my mind the most is how many times does he have to use the toilet? and how does he go all night without using it?
This guy reminds me of MatPat from film theory
Grass and drippings from the ceiling.
Seems like he would drink more protein drinks. Also doesn’t he drink various types of tea that Alfred serves?
His diet is crime and justice
Working out that many times a day and staying up all night would be counter active and pointless. You would lose muscle regardless of your caloric intake.
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They need to make Batman a meta human he’s way to overpowered as a normal guy I guess that would lose the appeal but he lifts more and does more than Olympic athletes.
Justice, his diet is Justice
Beware the Batman TV Show actually answered this question
What movie was the kung-fu scenes from?
Technically Batman would need a lot of sugar. Mostly from natural sources tho but still
He loves lobster thermodore
Lol , I wonder if Bat Man is a no fap guy as well 😂
Not when Catwoman is around.
Bruce Wayne is rich, i don't doubt that he uses steroids often, protein powders
So that batman doesn't nachos thing is true after all
We need to ask Alfred.
Update: I used to eat MRE's, now I eat mostly healthy fats, meats, and eggs. Lots of protein. The problem is it takes too much time to cook. ALFRED where's my samich?!!!!!
Horrible diet, calories are not food, we do not burn food either
His diet is just ice.