Trump Accidentally Confesses in Stolen Docs Case; Biden's Marijuana Pardons: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer at Republicans fully embracing Trump even as the federal criminal investigation into his stolen classified documents intensifies and Biden taking the first steps towards decriminalizing marijuana.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @AlexSeverinski
    @AlexSeverinski Рік тому +2569

    Don't let history judge him. Judge him now. With judges.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Рік тому +1927

    When poor people are caught stealing they are thrown in jail. When rich people are caught stealing they're asked politely to give it back. 🤔

    • @auroraofclanborealis
      @auroraofclanborealis Рік тому

      And when Donald Trump is caught stealling everyone denies it.

    • @ArmedDem
      @ArmedDem Рік тому

      When rich people are caught stealing they run for office.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan Рік тому +135

      You forgot to add "asked to run for Congress as a Republican." at the end there.

    • @ianmaidment2258
      @ianmaidment2258 Рік тому +21

      Pay a fine

    • @marileabond
      @marileabond Рік тому +64

      Or they are elected to political office.

  • @emmagillespie653
    @emmagillespie653 Рік тому +21

    The closed captioning saying “as Dana Carvey’s Bush” absolutely killed me. The clarification that it’s an impression of an impression 😂

    • @user-ms6ch1xs4h
      @user-ms6ch1xs4h Рік тому +3

      Yes! Minute 5:15 That made me laugh even harder!

  • @carrieraupp757
    @carrieraupp757 Рік тому +11

    Love how he was smiling as he was walking backwards 😂😊

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +546

    Are we even sure his confessions are accidental at this point? I'm pretty sure it's more like bragging. I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Рік тому +32

      I don't think they are!! He is so narcissistic he thinks he can get by with it. He doesn't care. It's ALL about him in his little mind.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Рік тому

      Trump has no reason not to brag at this point. He is a criminal getting away with all sorts of crap.

    • @curtsiekert
      @curtsiekert Рік тому +10

      He's just trying to act like he didn't do anything wrong because he thought they were his and that he thought he had a right to have them.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +18

      Until he is taught a lesson in his life, he's going to keep doing it. No consequences, no problems.

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s Рік тому +11

      Courage Karnaga - >>I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?

  • @Ore0219
    @Ore0219 Рік тому +140

    Remember when he said that if he lost in 2020, he'd go away and we'd never hear from him again? Just once I wanted something he said to not be a lie... Pain

    • @keithrodgersbigbama1555
      @keithrodgersbigbama1555 Рік тому +2

      ohh he's going, just waiting for the indictment so that's probably the only truth he has stated ever

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Рік тому +1

      He was quiet until they illegally raided his house. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @geraldo6205
      @geraldo6205 Рік тому +3

      @@kiddkuru Does the pain increase with your Dis Ease

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 Рік тому +8

      @@kiddkuru *You clearly know NOTHING about the law.* There is nothing illegal about serving a warrant to a person who breaks the law, lies about it, and then refuses to respond to a subpoena. AND HE HAS *NEVER* BEEN QUIET.

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Рік тому

      @@kathleenr4047 Kathleen…. The person who gave them a warrant was an Obama supporter and donated to him

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox Рік тому +25

    I loved the Biden backing away with a fixed smile, actually. Made me laugh.

    • @coleworld4385
      @coleworld4385 Рік тому +1

      I was fkn dying 😂😂😂😂😂 I thought it was hilarious.

  • @julieholt7889
    @julieholt7889 Рік тому +49

    Seth, as a jackal, I’m terrified of the news that NBC execs are threatening the show. You and your team have brought so many of us through such a dark time.

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Рік тому +10

      What!?

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Рік тому +9

      Ok BUT if NBC cans him, he can fall back on UA-cam or various other choices of career. Seth and the team should be fine no matter what

    • @girllittlemorbid
      @girllittlemorbid Рік тому +3

      I always watch him on UA-cam anyway.

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle Рік тому

      Furry.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +144

    That statement once again... 'they planted that evidence that was mine'.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Рік тому +28

      And he declassified it before they planted it, knowing that they would someday try to frame him with the info that he had every right to steal, because it is HIS!

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Рік тому +17

      Exactly. "They planted that evidence and I want it back!" 🤦‍♂️

    • @mikefromwa
      @mikefromwa Рік тому

      "The FBI planted those declassified docs that didn't even exist just to make me look bad!"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +4

      I call that a confession...

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode Рік тому

      He also said they didn't let him supervise, meaning, he didn't see what they did (as though that is somehow improper). Then, he claims he knows what they did. The type of moron who believes this crap is less than useless and can be disposed of without hesitation.

  • @wrightthomas05
    @wrightthomas05 Рік тому +441

    Corrections: You said we want him to disappear into the sunset. I'd prefer him to disappear into the sun.

    • @ziegweid
      @ziegweid Рік тому +28

      or the ground. About 6'

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +28

      Nooo!! Do you know how much bronzer chemicals that would release into the atmosphere?

    • @cherylmarcuri5506
      @cherylmarcuri5506 Рік тому +29

      We have several active volcanos. Close enough to sun temps for our purpose here.

    • @thomasperkins7318
      @thomasperkins7318 Рік тому +1

      🤗

    • @johnshopkins554
      @johnshopkins554 Рік тому +14

      His caked orange makeup would shield him, even on the surface of the sun.

  • @sharongarrett4356
    @sharongarrett4356 Рік тому +12

    This one needs to go in the record books! I almost can'r believe how this show just keeps getting better and better. You guys amaze me. Really. Awesome, unending thanks for the laughs.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Рік тому +5

    Let's all do our best to Make Accountability Great Again in November.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +37

    “Knocking down wontons?” - that’s wonton killing!

  • @The_Hagseed
    @The_Hagseed Рік тому +4

    Been thinking about it for a couple of days now and it's still hasn't fully sunk in: I got a presidential pardon.

  • @lyxsoundstudio7474
    @lyxsoundstudio7474 Рік тому +7

    had a lot of fun watching this ! keep up the good work! big up for the writers too !

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +725

    This year has been the worst year of my life. Struggling with depression, anxiety, having my first health scare and Seth and everyone at “Late Night” have been a lifesaver. Always making me laugh and smile and even if it’s just for 10 or so minutes, letting me forget about my problems. Keep up the awesome work everyone.

    • @tarajmartindale7310
      @tarajmartindale7310 Рік тому +35

      Amen, you said exactly what i was thinking.
      No matter how bad my mood is, he always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks seth n late night.

    • @Anomalous_Audio
      @Anomalous_Audio Рік тому +12

      You wanna talk about it fam?

    • @elisabethscott20
      @elisabethscott20 Рік тому +31

      I'm sorry it's been so bad and I hope it gets better ❤️

    • @johnc.2876
      @johnc.2876 Рік тому +8

      I whish you the best, but remember that you are an infinitesimal point in an ever expanding universe more than likely to drift into entropy after billions upon billions of years.... Yay nihlism! In this sense, even though you, I and everyone else may blink out in the near future, the majesty of the universe will continue for eons to come. Cheers!

    • @chefnelsonsbbq
      @chefnelsonsbbq Рік тому +11

      keep going, it gets better I promise. 🙏🏽

  • @WavesoftheWorld
    @WavesoftheWorld Рік тому +1

    I'm scared for our country. Please do whats right and vote. Aloha

  • @thetechietoffee
    @thetechietoffee Рік тому +1

    Absolutely love a Closer Look.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Рік тому +213

    Remember to check you are registered to vote and vote down ballot in November 🗳

  • @jamiegasbarro2400
    @jamiegasbarro2400 Рік тому +139

    Nobody likes Monday's, but knowing there's a Closer Look to watch certainly helps!

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Рік тому +1

      Amen, one of the only things that's kept me sane the last two years is coming home after a long shift at the hospital to binge on Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah. I don't even watch the regular news because that just drives me insane, but Seth and the other late night guys are just the best. Words can't say how much they have meant to me but I do admit to being suicidal more than a couple times since the pandemic began in 2020... I'm a 63-year-old nurse and I have hung in there even while watching dozens of my colleagues just decide to quit or retire early... And to see what Trump did to this country during the pandemic made me hate this country a little bit more everyday

    • @jamiegasbarro2400
      @jamiegasbarro2400 Рік тому

      ​@@oneirishpoet I'm definitely the same way. Normal news channels are just not worth the effort right now. Gotta find the little moments of joy where you can these days and shows like Seth's give you the news with as much humor as one can during times like this.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому

      It really did sweeten my day.

    • @Ravyne
      @Ravyne Рік тому

      I love Mondays, but I do agree with everything else you wrote.

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Рік тому +1

    Another really really great closer look!

  • @donnettboes6224
    @donnettboes6224 Рік тому +1

    Loved the laughs Seth ! And your encouragement on voting is fabulous dude!

  • @LeCharles07
    @LeCharles07 Рік тому +44

    8:23 Anyone else remember when Sean Spicer hid from reporters in the White House bushes? That feel like a million years ago now.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Рік тому +6

      It was a simple time, when lying about the size of your boss's inauguration crowd could cause a Trump lackey some shame. Had we but known how much lower rock bottom would turn out to be . . .

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Рік тому +2

      It seems like a long time because so much has gone on since then that is too much for us to absorb. Life is at break neck speed.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Рік тому +4

      There should be a plaque there. Point it out to visitors on the White House tour.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa Рік тому +122

    Whichever writer came up with Wok'n Bowl and Top Secret Documents deserve a raise and a standing ovation

  • @patriciachristianson8986
    @patriciachristianson8986 Рік тому +1

    Thanks Seth ! Just when I think you can't get any funnier,you do!

  • @t.dmytryshyn2615
    @t.dmytryshyn2615 Рік тому +232

    Even the people in the crowd behind him are looking at each other like, "What the f*ck did he just say? He stole documents and that's okay?"

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 Рік тому +16

      It's okay if you call dibs.

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 Рік тому +3

      @@gazz3867 😂🤣 ROFLMFBO - that was great!

    • @dacedebeer2697
      @dacedebeer2697 Рік тому +6

      That last part where he said he wants them back sounded a lot like a punchline.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Рік тому +5

      It's not a crime if you say to a crowd 'it's not a crime'.

    • @user-High-IQ769
      @user-High-IQ769 Рік тому

      Let me help the uneducated, uniformed, as former presidents, they have the OPTION to stay in the circle to continue getting documents, George Bush Sr , got millions of classified documents not being president anymore, Clinton lost the code sheet to nuclear, EVERY president and former presidents have access to the same documents. This is not new at all, it is to you all, cause you don’t know how how our government works, your just going after the lip flapping and no research on truth, do yourself a favor, educate yourself

  • @Valarie834
    @Valarie834 Рік тому +1

    Even the crowd was quiet when he was saying that. They know.

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 Рік тому +78

    The imagery of Bush Sr unloading MILLIONS of documents in the parking lot of a bowling alley is just hilarious.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Рік тому

    • @asdkotable
      @asdkotable Рік тому +1

      You need to add the Chinese restaurant for full effect

    • @user-High-IQ769
      @user-High-IQ769 Рік тому

      Which he did, all documented, how about Clinton losing the nuclear code sheet ? All documented, plus all the other blunders by all the other presidents in regards to documents they kept or had after their terms

  • @debmcgerrigle3477
    @debmcgerrigle3477 Рік тому +651

    I love the time Biden slowly walked back from the media. It was a respectful way of saying "sorry no more time to talk, got to go"

  • @katiekuba6855
    @katiekuba6855 Рік тому +1

    Definitely do more “Seth takes DT at his word”

  • @coragoodwin344
    @coragoodwin344 Рік тому +1

    No accident, fools make a fool of themselves every time they open their mouths.

  • @LancetFencing
    @LancetFencing Рік тому +22

    the backing away is totally just his sense of humor lol

  • @Nocuadra66
    @Nocuadra66 Рік тому +78

    Trump's podium reads PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP...?! Can they just please arrest this fool already?

  • @cathycooper6135
    @cathycooper6135 Рік тому

    Hilarious Closer Look, Seth. Really cheered me up.

  • @musicchocolate1390
    @musicchocolate1390 Рік тому +3

    This was great 😂 I hope you'll have many more 'Seth takes DT at his word' segments!

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Рік тому +141

    You can tell that Biden cracks himself up a lot! Hahaaaa love it. That back-up act was hilarious

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn Рік тому +14

      Two words: Maiden America

    • @g.g.matuga4986
      @g.g.matuga4986 Рік тому +16

      😅LOVED THAT! When speakin’ to the millions of deplorables, speak in their dialect. 😂

    • @g.g.matuga4986
      @g.g.matuga4986 Рік тому +24

      My mother stayed very active until the end; she walked every day and always walked backwards every day-because it helps maintain balance. Biden can walk backwards and he can walk down a ramp and ride a bike. Biden’s infinitely more physically and mentally fit than 45.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +1

      I like it when he was looking around for that dead lady now that was hilarious

    • @bennettcawley4630
      @bennettcawley4630 Рік тому +1

      @@ShinyTillDawn Lady Liberty's cute younger sister.

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi
    @AskMississippiAskMississippi Рік тому +228

    “My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

    • @williammoorman692
      @williammoorman692 Рік тому

      Always god to get some words from a socialist.

    • @WanderingExistence
      @WanderingExistence Рік тому +19

      He was a democratic socialist, like Orwell and MLK jr. Democratic socialism is just economic democracy.

    • @seantracey9935
      @seantracey9935 Рік тому +14

      @@williammoorman692 Yeah because Albert Einstein has not literally become a synonym for intellect and independent brilliance. So maybe you are poking holes in your own argument with your chosen analogy.

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Рік тому +11

      @@williammoorman692 yup, like those nordic countries with their social programs, high quality of living and beautiful women

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +6

      @@williammoorman692 So sorry your parents never loved or cared about you, but it's time to grow up.

  • @mxp5525
    @mxp5525 Рік тому

    Jesus Seth! You really worked hard for that punch line!
    Wok n Bowl! Love it!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +52

    Fun Fact: 'Disappear into the Sunset' is the name of Donnie's bronzer.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому +5

      and tequila sunrise is Mel's only friend.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +5

      The sun don't make colors like that, my friend.

  • @seafodder6129
    @seafodder6129 Рік тому +48

    "It starts with marijuana and where does it go from there?" Pretty sure the only correct answer to that question is "Taco Bell."

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 Рік тому +4

      😂 There’s a Taco Bell directly across the street from my closest dispensary here in Tacoma 🌮 🌯🫔
      Heaven.

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Рік тому

      And the chip and drinks aisle at Walmart.

    • @dizzyMongoose
      @dizzyMongoose Рік тому +4

      Nah, it's gotta be White Castle. Follow in Harold & Kumar's footsteps and maybe NPH will magically appear. 🪄

    • @susanroe3367
      @susanroe3367 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 Рік тому

      An increase in sales at Bakeries and Pizza Parlours. For some users it leads to Parenthood.

  • @HopeWins777
    @HopeWins777 Рік тому +1

    I believe you. This is freaking epic. It will go viral. Keep it up and help us break through that pride bubble👍👍👍

  • @freedomofreligion3248
    @freedomofreligion3248 Рік тому

    Great Closer Look.

  • @TMercan31
    @TMercan31 Рік тому +27

    'not Gunna doit!' - Seth doing Dana Carvey doing Bush

  • @jonathanburton3866
    @jonathanburton3866 Рік тому +81

    He also confessed to wanting to date his own daughter, so he's not that bright

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Рік тому +3

      And he still got elected...

    • @ewokwarrior2656
      @ewokwarrior2656 Рік тому +3

      Lots of deplorables have a daughter , niece, or neighbor or school girl fetish. I had a neighbor who told me she and her sister would talk about their sons ..manhood...size. ... while the boys were wearing shorts.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Speaking of presidents and their daughters did you see where Joe Biden's daughter said Joe took showers with her until she was 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day 8 years old I don't remember you talking about that at all scared

    • @mariesmith8454
      @mariesmith8454 Рік тому +2

      Jonathan Burton, That was Trump.

  • @carolinechew9155
    @carolinechew9155 Рік тому

    Love you Seth!!!

  • @ArtisDefiniition
    @ArtisDefiniition Рік тому +1

    This is one of my favourite closer looks lol. Funny as F

  • @neryskkiran1820
    @neryskkiran1820 Рік тому +185

    I LOVE the clip of Biden backing away!!! He's got a great sense of humor. I could watch that every day and still laugh!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +1

      You ever seen him look around for dead people hilarious

    • @slavicslav7459
      @slavicslav7459 Рік тому

      What do you mean? He is backing away from ansering any sort of questions from the media. Do you agree with that?

    • @anniefreeman9749
      @anniefreeman9749 Рік тому +6

      Calming spirit. Whether right or wrong...open to interpretation! Love JB.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Рік тому

      @@slavicslav7459 Wah Wah Wah.... Better than lying to the American people under a running helicopter.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Рік тому +5

      @@danmcgriff1421 United Shaites.... anyone got a hamburder? No? Oh covfefe! Hey General wanna grab my arm and steady me so i can walk down this ramp? How do you close this umbrella so it fits through the door?

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Рік тому +185

    The thing that I like about Biden just backing away from the reporters is that you can tell that he’s just seeing if they are gonna try and follow him. Plus it’s a lot better than that time Trump finished an interview and then wandered around the lawn like a lost child. Also there was no helicopter in the background. It’s the little things.

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL Рік тому

      Yes I like that clip also, my other favorite is Trump being helped walk down a very dangerous lol ramp,the ramp was probably provided by antifa or blm 😆

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Рік тому +11

      sweet punch line "the little things"
      I always wonder if Trump could stand after that "forward truss lean" he does

    • @jazyjas3937
      @jazyjas3937 Рік тому +2

      Exactly my thought!

    • @that773guy4
      @that773guy4 Рік тому +1

      biden had no clue what he was doing, as usual

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 Рік тому +5

      @@that773guy4 stay in your lane, Ireland.

  • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
    @dhotnessmcawesome9747 Рік тому +1

    That pic of George H.W.B. was HUGELY appropriate.

  • @nickolascharles
    @nickolascharles Рік тому +219

    Gotta love how weed is a class 1 drug while fentanyl is class 2
    Other class 2 drugs include some little things like oxycodone and methamphetamines, you know, “not as bad as weed”

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Countries being ran by idiots you just proved it

    • @50dbo
      @50dbo Рік тому

      A tiny dose on your skin can kill you…. Not near as bad as refer madness. What a joke

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero Рік тому +3

      Fentanyl is just another opioid. It's used as as part of some general anesthesia drug combinations and to treat severe ongoing pain (like from cancer). Just because the name scares you doesn't mean it's evil.
      Synthetic THC, which is sold under the brand name "Marinol" to treat nausea resulting from chemo, is schedule 3, i.e., less restricted than fentanyl, tied with testosterone and lysergic acid amide. The reason weed is schedule 1 isn't that they think weed is dangerous, but that doctors don't want to prescribe a plant with unknown composition when they could prescribe a pill or patch with known composition, so it has no medical use where it's the preferred treatment.

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden Рік тому +26

      @@diablominero I don't think it's the "name is scary" but rather that fentanyl seems easy to overdose on and can be fatal. Whereas no one has ever OD'd from weed. Which would you say is more dangerous to the public? I believe each has a medical use, which should be regulated, one substance way more tightly and seriously than the other. That's not the case right now, though.
      Edit: I don't know if the chemical composition thing is the reasoning behind the scheduling. I'll have to look into that. I'm not sure why the chemical composition would pose a problem for prescribers. They're already shielded from liability, that's why we have an opiod crisis to begin with. Prescribing a big pharma pill makes money. But a plant anyone can grow? Capitalism can't control it, so it gets demonized and strictly verboten. That shouldn't be the reason for excessive criminal sentencing of users, IMO. Laws are meant to protect private citizens, not companies.

    • @nickolascharles
      @nickolascharles Рік тому +6

      @@diablominero just because you don’t know the chemical composition of weed doesn’t mean it’s some unknowable thing. Weed has been pretty thoroughly researched, and as other people will point out, unregulated fentanyl is the cause of an absurd amount of overdoses recently. Sure back when things were categorized it was easier to regulate and make sure it was controlled and safe, but you want to talk about an unknown chemical composition take a look at the bathtubs and bleach bottles they use to make the knock off street drugs and tell me anybody knows exactly what’s in that. Medical fentanyl is not a bad thing, but that’s not illegal to have prescribed to you

  • @AgtPaper665
    @AgtPaper665 Рік тому +25

    "Pot, porn, and Jan 6th hearings"? That sounds like a killer Thursday night.

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 Рік тому +8

      Throw in a pizza we're all set

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Рік тому +3

      Y'know what, maybe it would be OK if Biden ran in 2024.

    • @fierytopaz
      @fierytopaz Рік тому

      Epitome of "don't threaten me with a good time"

  • @lifeoffreddy
    @lifeoffreddy Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite segment on late night

  • @susanblunt6075
    @susanblunt6075 Рік тому

    Dude you are f****** hilarious!! I totally love Closer/Look!!

  • @itsrosshammond
    @itsrosshammond Рік тому +52

    Watching in Canada and thought to myself; “I should really roll a joint or two right now…” Hopefully Americans can all do the same with impunity before too long.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Рік тому +12

      I’m currently watching this stoned on edibles and eating some pumpkin pie! Happy thanksgiving, fellow Canadian!

    • @itsrosshammond
      @itsrosshammond Рік тому +5

      @@Thurston86 Festive Salutations (as we always say on Canadian Thanksgiving) dear Thurston! Enjoy the traditional Turkey-Flavoured Bong Water!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Weeds legal in America thought you might want to know keep smoking

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 Рік тому +6

      @@danmcgriff1421
      Only in some states, not Federally. Or did you mean Canada, America not U.S. America ?

    • @tflg3257
      @tflg3257 Рік тому

      Both Joe and the CIA controlled news press are liars. He hasn't actually pardoned anyone for marijuana nor has he taken any steps to decriminalize it. He hasn't filed any paperwork on it whatsoever.

  • @noone_9999
    @noone_9999 Рік тому +902

    You sir have, hands down, the best Trump voice out of every late night host

    • @cweissable
      @cweissable Рік тому +19

      I agree 💯 percent.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +26

      Absolutely, though it's sad everybody ever needed to have one ready to go.

    • @johnshopkins554
      @johnshopkins554 Рік тому +7

      Ooh...yeah gotta disagree. Love Seth's impression but Jimmy fallon's is the best. Seth is #2 tho, way better than the snl guy.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +18

      He gets the inflections right every single time!

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Рік тому +14

      Amen ! I LOVE Seth's Trump !! And all his Impressions , honestly !! 🤣

  • @paulinerubin92
    @paulinerubin92 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for always make me laugh!

  • @chadjones1266
    @chadjones1266 Рік тому

    thanks again

  • @krisl.4314
    @krisl.4314 Рік тому +43

    Hey Seth, my husband and I had our rehearsal dinner in a literal Chinese restaurant/bowling alley back in 2005. This was not quite four years after H.W. was forced to land in MKE (mere miles away from Long Wongs near Miller Park) the morning of 9/11. So when I heard this I just assumed thats where the story came from 😂

  • @stephenschwartz5658
    @stephenschwartz5658 Рік тому +81

    Omg “Seth takes trump at his word” is now my favorite subsection, I need more of this in my life

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Рік тому +8

      I second this suggestion! And it could be expanded to "Seth takes Margie Tayor Greene at her word," and we could watch as she shows us Democrats literally killing Republicans.

    • @at0micbunnygirl
      @at0micbunnygirl Рік тому +2

      Omg, YES! Seth, this segment was HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣 More please!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +1

      It was brilliant!

    • @ggerardlee
      @ggerardlee Рік тому

      SSTTAHW - More please!

    • @ggerardlee
      @ggerardlee Рік тому

      STTAHW (CORRECTION)

  • @katiekuba6855
    @katiekuba6855 Рік тому

    A Closer Look is my sanity. Thank you Seth! This H.W. thing is the best 🤣

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 Рік тому

    Seth, you and your team kicked comedy ass with this one. Rock On! - Beavis

  • @IAmJustR
    @IAmJustR Рік тому +55

    This headline is just...delicious 😂😂 How is this guy a real person and not a cartoon character?!!?🤣🤣🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +6

      I swear, we're in a messed up Black Mirror/Twilight Zone episode.

    • @juliahoward937
      @juliahoward937 Рік тому +4

      Ever read MAD magazines take on trump? Priceless.

  • @dawned-onme2601
    @dawned-onme2601 Рік тому +8

    I thought that back stepping was brilliant

  • @ur1friend437
    @ur1friend437 Рік тому

    three words "this was way too funny and loved every second of it" lol

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Рік тому +1

    I believe you Seth!

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert Рік тому +152

    Nicely done Seth and Crew

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ Рік тому +4

      the crew at their best.

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer Рік тому

      Love it when Seth giggles! Made my night.

  • @pmally2006
    @pmally2006 Рік тому +23

    It’s like stealing company secrets when you get fired from your job.

    • @kevinkool3
      @kevinkool3 Рік тому

      Except in his case he stole from an enormous company...the American people!

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Рік тому

      Me sure we also arrest Obama, since he stole 30,000+. Or what about bush and Clinton, who both took over 50,000? Oh, you wanna talk about how trump made taking classified documents illegal? Well he made that law because Hillary had a whole server full of classified documents which she destroyed, and the FBI said she did nothing wrong. No one’s above the law? Then Biden in the criminal in this situation for having the FBI illegally raid his house. You can’t debate this, it is facts. Cope

    • @lavedasutton4267
      @lavedasutton4267 Рік тому

      Except this time the top secrets could have been sold to his good buddies in Russia or North Korea.

  • @timchamberlain5858
    @timchamberlain5858 Рік тому

    I liked the subtle Dana Carvey Bush impersonation reference. "Not gonna do it!"

  • @susanroe3367
    @susanroe3367 Рік тому

    Grand Funk Railroad! Rock on Seth! Excellent!

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +13

    Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football

    • @gatovolador7618
      @gatovolador7618 Рік тому

      Hes heard that its a game that some people play but that's about it

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому

      Vikings fans wish he never played. "we literally gave Dallas tons of HOF'ers for him?"

  • @alisajordan1244
    @alisajordan1244 Рік тому +9

    I think Biden is so cute. Walking backwards with that sh*^t eating grin was halarious! But then again I am old too. Go Scranton!!!!

  • @mxswallow
    @mxswallow Рік тому

    I hope all you U.S. Citizens who agree w/ Seth (like I do) are voting on 11/8. I am. And making calls! This was one of his best segments yet.

  • @rsperc
    @rsperc Рік тому

    Love the Grand Funk Railroad reference!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +76

    Trump thinking “Get off the stage, you’re hogging my limelight.”

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Look at you space Force Commander reading Trump's mind good for you

    • @davidneman6527
      @davidneman6527 Рік тому +3

      The audience knows the candidate on stage has only one function: get elected and do what it takes so that Trump is installed in 2025.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Рік тому +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 He's quite good at it, right?! 😁

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому

      @@danmcgriff1421 You really have to get a job or something to occupy your time. I'm sure this is not the only late night person or anyone else anti-Trump you troll. You claim you are a history teacher and live in a million dollar home? I call BS because such a person could not spend as many hours out of their day doing what you do. They would be working and getting some well earned sleep. You probably live in your mother's basement living off of Cheetos and Mt. Dew Code Red.

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Рік тому +26

    "It starts with marijuana, but where does it go from there?"
    My eyes just rolled out the back of my head.

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 Рік тому +6

      Me too but I love what she says dems are giving us ,bring it on!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому +8

      usually it goes to Taco Bell or White Castle from there.

    • @Serenity_yt
      @Serenity_yt Рік тому +3

      I always have John Oliver in the back of my head with: where does it stop? Fucking somewhere. It stops somewhere.

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 Рік тому

      For some users, Parenthood.

  • @christineanderson4755
    @christineanderson4755 Рік тому

    Grand Funk Railroad! And The Doobie Brothers! Quite the musical Closer Look ❤️

  • @lynnm4736
    @lynnm4736 Рік тому

    You are awesome!

  • @markusklein1029
    @markusklein1029 Рік тому +24

    "There is no crime." Yeah, saying so doesn't make it true.

    • @dfishhunters9054
      @dfishhunters9054 Рік тому +2

      Fun fact it wasn’t a crime before 2016. But trump sign into law making it a crime and punishable 😂😂😂 that’s karma for Him 😂😂

  • @JohnRay1969
    @JohnRay1969 Рік тому +48

    I LOVE the "knowing" grin on Anderson's face as he tells what the president did for stoners. He's the coolest rich guy ever.

  • @nadyazawrocki
    @nadyazawrocki Рік тому

    Excellent new segment Seth!! LMAO

  • @koalasez1200
    @koalasez1200 Рік тому

    Where are you Seth? Haven't seen you in a couple weeks.....you do this so very well. :)

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Рік тому +70

    Dark Brandon Pardons everyone Convicted of Marijuana Possession....This has truly been a Historic Day....Next Step Legalizing Marijuana Medically & Recreationally on The Federal Level.

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 Рік тому +5

      Dank Brandon

    • @jeffreycarman2185
      @jeffreycarman2185 Рік тому +5

      Thanks Joe!

    • @KingBasieSims4
      @KingBasieSims4 Рік тому +4

      Lol I think I missed this but why is he Dark Brandon again? Is it that video when he told the mayor "nobody f*cks with a Biden!" because that was the first time I saw the Dark Brandon reference

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Рік тому

      Pardons everyone convicted of weed possession federally (about 6,500) and in DC (unknown but 1000s more) and gets DOJ to work on reclassifying it to make it easier for Congress to decriminalize. He needs both the House and the Senate to do it though, so get your stoner friends to the polls!

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Рік тому +4

      @@KingBasieSims4 Dark Brandon refers to his new found confidence and he is now like an action figure.

  • @danielrobertson5725
    @danielrobertson5725 Рік тому +58

    I am glad for that one black guy on the left with the sun glasses managed to get his reserved seat two days in a row. It’s like that seat is meant for him, on camera.

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 Рік тому +3

      Ikr

    • @barbwatkins3676
      @barbwatkins3676 Рік тому +12

      Actually he seems to be at nearly every rally. Hope he got paid in advance.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Рік тому +7

      Michael the Black Man (born Maurice Woodside), also known as Michael Symonette and Mikael Israel, (born 1959) is an American political figure from Miami. An outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, he is known for appearances at Trump's rallies and is often seen holding a "Blacks for Trump" sign.
      He was one of 16 members of the Nation of Yahweh (part of the Black Hebrew Israelites movement) who was arrested and charged with one count of murder and one count of attempted murder in 1990. He was found not guilty of these charges by a Florida jury in 1992.
      Woodside subsequently became a fervent opponent of the Democratic Party, changed his name to Michael Symonette, and began a career as a musician, before reinventing himself as "Michael the Black Man." He has accused Oprah Winfrey of being the devil, and Barack Obama of being endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan, and says that the Democrats are "the worst thing that ever happened to the black man.”

    • @barbwatkins3676
      @barbwatkins3676 Рік тому +7

      @@buffstraw2969. Says it all really. That seems about right for a rabid tRump supporter. Thankyou for the (worrying in so many ways) info.

    • @buffstraw2969
      @buffstraw2969 Рік тому +4

      @@barbwatkins3676 Trump really knows all the "best people," doesn't he? 🙄

  • @darrylcarnell9976
    @darrylcarnell9976 Рік тому +2

    Hey! Grand Funk Railroad STILL rocks (its some kind of wonderful)

  • @AndrewMcColl
    @AndrewMcColl Рік тому

    My family has a different definition for the Irish farewell. For us it's saying goodbye, then sticking around for another 10 minutes chatting.

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 Рік тому +24

    Got my mail in ballot. I'm in PA I'm taking a copy just in case this is the last time I can do this #voteblue2022

  • @WoodworkerDon
    @WoodworkerDon Рік тому +9

    "It's mine! It's MINE!!!" Spoken like a true 3-year-old.

  • @PD-xj9rk
    @PD-xj9rk Рік тому

    You said "leisure" wrong in the context of the sentence. Fully expect to see this rectified Thursday night.

  • @LadyMoonsparrow
    @LadyMoonsparrow Рік тому

    Just loved this so much! And Seth is so right, I would love to have those as posters on my wall! Very cool Joe Biden! Seriously, so happy that President Biden is reforming the drug laws on Marijuana, it is about time. And I like the gentle roasting of President Biden for simple silly things instead of the crushingly awful things done by ex-President Trump. Thank you Seth for another wonderful A Closer Look!

  • @ChrisParayno
    @ChrisParayno Рік тому +17

    he literally confessed again. weird but not weird for a guy who pleaded the 5th lol.

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 Рік тому +9

    "Na' gon' do it!!!" - love how Seth subtly channeled his inner Dana Carvey for that!

  • @duaneanderson6393
    @duaneanderson6393 Рік тому

    Seth thank you for making me laugh at the Trump Bowling Alley/ Chinese Restaurant segment,you for me were so funny I was laughing out loud and smiling from ear to ear. Now days it's kinna rare to be amused so completely. Thank you.

  • @thomasmuntzer1004
    @thomasmuntzer1004 Рік тому +1

    that's it, this is what america needs, people that work a lot and then get stoned to take the edge off, those people do not complain a lot.

  • @Cwatdider
    @Cwatdider Рік тому +1

    😂 This was the funniest one this month lol 😂 😊

  • @traceyholt8223
    @traceyholt8223 Рік тому +36

    I LOVE the smile on Joe's face as he backed away.

  • @cweissable
    @cweissable Рік тому +220

    I love when Seth talks like Trump. It always makes me laugh 🤣

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts Рік тому +11

      Mel!?!

    • @73hhK41
      @73hhK41 Рік тому +4

      Not gonna lie, if he goes on too long, I can't stand it, just like Trump. He's pretty much nailed it.

    • @curtsiekert
      @curtsiekert Рік тому +7

      It's best when he just improvises and rambles on and on, just like you know who!! Lol

    • @margarettuya4987
      @margarettuya4987 Рік тому +6

      Don't laugh VOTE

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Рік тому +3

      Gotta especially love hearing Seth channel Dana carvey doing George HW Bush, there's so much comedy gold in this segment it's easy to miss that one!

  • @samuelcookphippen
    @samuelcookphippen Рік тому

    Awesomeness

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 Рік тому

    pivotable

  • @catrasredemption6981
    @catrasredemption6981 Рік тому +31

    "As much as we all want him to disappear into the sunset-" No. I want him to disappear into the sun. Launched into it with a comically oversized slingshot.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 Рік тому +3

      Bad idea. Then his cult would start worshiping the sun, as they would believe their god emperor united with the celestial body. Best put him in a cell and let him rot. Or better yet, force him to do community service. I'd LOVE to see that.

  • @kuskesh_haramzadeh
    @kuskesh_haramzadeh Рік тому +47

    This was definitely one of his best episodes. I love that I can watch it on UA-cam 👍👍👍