These Arrows = Instant Archery Ban!

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  • @robin98464
    @robin98464 3 роки тому +2407

    They better bring this whole quarantine to an end soon before Joerg builds something really world ending in his garage just out of pure boredom

    • @nevill1947
      @nevill1947 3 роки тому +176

      Here are some nuclear warheads that you can launch with your adder. HAHAHA - joerg

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 3 роки тому +77

      Joerg has made things to shoot syringes before- maybe he can help with, uh, "distribution" of the vaccine? ;)

    • @debarjandatta2170
      @debarjandatta2170 3 роки тому +27

      @@coryman125 especially for the antivaxers

    • @S71xx
      @S71xx 3 роки тому +33

      One day he'll build a slingshot capable of launching the earth into the sun.

    • @T4K3SH
      @T4K3SH 3 роки тому +8

      and this is what i came up with😂😂

  • @brechtstroobant9879
    @brechtstroobant9879 3 роки тому +860

    This guys has the most heartwarming evil laughter I ever heard

    • @rey_nemaattori
      @rey_nemaattori 3 роки тому +22

      I suppose it depends which side of these bows you are 😅

    • @nunyabizness199
      @nunyabizness199 3 роки тому +19

      They truely need to make him a bad guy in a James Bond movie...😁

    • @mikdahn1119
      @mikdahn1119 3 роки тому +3

      Absolute, i love it 😂

    • @danielporter7662
      @danielporter7662 3 роки тому +1

      He reminds me of nicoli from mw just a little

    • @parrotshootist3004
      @parrotshootist3004 3 роки тому

      Voltaire It's so easy when you're evil...

  • @_EllieLOL_
    @_EllieLOL_ 3 роки тому +986

    He’s like the styropyro of archery
    “This thing is dangerous. But we can always make it more dangerous - here’s how!”

    • @MKnife
      @MKnife 3 роки тому +63

      If those two guys combined forces, we'd probably see something like Chewbacca's laser shooting crossbow, but for real.

    • @_EllieLOL_
      @_EllieLOL_ 3 роки тому +3

      MKnife hacksmith industries made Han’s blaster

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 3 роки тому +21

      i worked with styropyro to make a thermite arrow and a lethal red dot attachment.
      _LET ME SHOW YOU THEIR FEATURES!_

    • @JohnSmith-oh9ux
      @JohnSmith-oh9ux 3 роки тому +3

      I would love to see Joerg and Anthony colab :)

    • @njones420
      @njones420 3 роки тому +1

      Styropyro does some great builds, but his hammy presentation makes them painful to watch.

  • @ianhale4466
    @ianhale4466 3 роки тому +222

    Your always welcome to my backyard here in Texas, where even if it's illegal, there's noone around to call the police

    • @jeschinstad
      @jeschinstad 3 роки тому +32

      Yes, that's a tempting invitation; «it's not legal to play with explosives here, but I do and now there's nobody left to complain about it.». :)

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 3 роки тому +16

      They can’t call war crime if all the witnesses are dying from the mustard gas.

    • @noahholderman5725
      @noahholderman5725 3 роки тому +3

      I’m sure he’s made them and just can’t say he’s made them on youtube

    • @cndl_lght
      @cndl_lght 3 роки тому +2

      I wish to like your comment but alas you are at 69. Maybe that might change but it is my civic duty to keep the magical meme number alive. Enjoy your 69 likes boss man. You earned it.

    • @Tahmanakki
      @Tahmanakki 3 роки тому +2

      @@cndl_lght noob

  • @mdsign001
    @mdsign001 3 роки тому +873

    That's got to be the most casual "by the way, I'm filming a 10 part tv show" I've ever seen in my life ... Congratulations!

    • @DatBoiOrly
      @DatBoiOrly 3 роки тому +11

      Its gonna be amazing to see him on TV

    • @misterjder1.831
      @misterjder1.831 3 роки тому +8

      If there is a channel for that it's DMAX 😆

    • @danjones732
      @danjones732 3 роки тому +1

      @@DatBoiOrly l

    • @ihateyou1379
      @ihateyou1379 3 роки тому +7

      @@misterjder1.831 no Disney channel obviously

    • @enderslayer2024
      @enderslayer2024 3 роки тому +2

      Probably cuz there is no real reason to make it a big deal... He's still gonna be the same guy... Just on a tv show.

  • @Schranzoslavek
    @Schranzoslavek 3 роки тому +123

    Amazon: You can buy this vial to capture the essence of your beloved one to always carry with you!
    Jörg: Hi, yea, let me just weaponize it real quick.

  • @timboslice3090
    @timboslice3090 3 роки тому +777

    I'm just here to hear Joerg laugh.

  • @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291
    @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291 3 роки тому +695

    “These should be illegal”
    Proceeds to make them.
    I love this channel

    • @duddude321
      @duddude321 3 роки тому +41

      "These should be illegal,"
      *Loads one*
      "But they aren't, I checked, now let me show you their features."

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 3 роки тому +11

      Let me show you how a crossbow bolt can violate the Geneva convention

    • @wernerruf7761
      @wernerruf7761 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@personman8734 The Geneva Convention is not the problem, it has no jurisdiction in fighting scum who want to steal our key less go car or even a single penny.
      The problem, at least in Europe and especially in Germany, lies in the other legislation that puts the protection of the perpetrator above the protection of the physical integrity and property of the victim, and in the case where they can defend themselves, they still have to put up with nonsensical questions about the proportionality of their reaction.
      Apart from that, in countries with a reasonable attitude towards perpetrators who trespass on property and launch an assault, why use a crossbow and steel bolts with a hardened surface and tip, as well as a soft core, instead of a "dessert eagle"?
      The "Dessert Eagle" and its magnum bullets leaves a huge mess in the house, which you have to clean up afterwards and even damages good old German stone walls. Don't forget a trained shooter always works with a double shot when under attack. Magnum bullets are not cheap and recovering the cost of them from an attacker or his heirs may require quite a bit of effort.
      The steel bolt is different, either push it through or cut it out and reuse it.

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 3 роки тому +2

      @@wernerruf7761 r/wooosh dude I was making a joke not a commentary on the faults in the policies of the European Union. Do you just need to talk to someone god damn.

    • @Nagasakevideo
      @Nagasakevideo 3 роки тому +1

      Probably because he can trust himself with them but he doesn't trust other people

  • @swirekster
    @swirekster 3 роки тому +1273

    'this one is the most evil one'
    '...i made it myself >:)'

    • @hexerey
      @hexerey 3 роки тому +20

      }:)

    • @MrVkull
      @MrVkull 3 роки тому +44

      Let me show you its features

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 роки тому +26

      I cannot imagine a better, more natural "007 Supervillain". And that laugh! Perfect!

    • @vapormissile
      @vapormissile 3 роки тому +3

      "ha. ha. ha."

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 роки тому +14

      @SAMUIL BABETTO Can't ya just picture him saying something like "...no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. And this is why. Let me show you it's features..." Should be in the show's intro.

  • @juaquinfuentesjara7352
    @juaquinfuentesjara7352 3 роки тому +85

    This is what I would call the "geneva suggestion" arrows/bolts

  • @evanwilliams8908
    @evanwilliams8908 3 роки тому +491

    I can just imagine Joerg laughing evilly while he invented this stuff.

    • @Avocado-yw4xb
      @Avocado-yw4xb 3 роки тому +1

      I can already imagine

    • @PeteHemdem
      @PeteHemdem 3 роки тому +2

      Ha ha ha!

    • @jadethemarksmanwolf7020
      @jadethemarksmanwolf7020 3 роки тому

      ironically enough i think its more in a way of trying to figure out things that some people may do. and then do them safely (and or show off why not to do such a thing)

    • @ReekieRoo2
      @ReekieRoo2 3 роки тому

      I would like but... 420...

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 3 роки тому +1

      @@ReekieRoo2 someone ruined it :(

  • @theonlypd
    @theonlypd 3 роки тому +78

    *Shoots you with vial bolt* "It's just harmless blue water..." *Laughs in JoergSprave*

  • @thefabulouskitten7204
    @thefabulouskitten7204 3 роки тому +294

    Seeing Joerg dance around Germany's weapon laws is a very amusing thing to watch.

    • @tristanperciful6609
      @tristanperciful6609 3 роки тому +9

      He would make a great guntuber if it weren't for the fact that they weren't illegal

    • @lukasgude3071
      @lukasgude3071 3 роки тому +6

      The weapon laws in germany are dump i am not even allowed to carry something like a airsoft in public

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 роки тому +6

      I really want to see him get a workshop in the US, maybe even get a gun dealer license there so he could make full auto guns

    • @BaritoneMonkey
      @BaritoneMonkey 3 роки тому +2

      @@Brent-jj6qi Asking as someone who was into airsoft before COVID put a halt on that - where in the world is it a good idea to carry an airsoft gun in public? Legit question lol

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 роки тому

      @@BaritoneMonkey if you can find a no permit open carry US state, nobody will ask if you’re carrying a real gun, so you can get away with an airsoft one

  • @sebkent6691
    @sebkent6691 3 роки тому +57

    "This one is a primer for muzzleloader... you can fill the arrow with well I'll leave that to your imagination and will explode on contact!" hahahahahahaha
    Mr Sprave best Bond villain ever

    • @iansmith4557
      @iansmith4557 3 роки тому

      @seb kent The problem is the primer is aimed back at you, so if you fill it as you imagine, you've just become the target.

  • @osu45d
    @osu45d 3 роки тому +624

    I feel like watching this video could land me on a no fly list...

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 роки тому +1

      😁👍😍🏹

    • @josiahhenson4550
      @josiahhenson4550 3 роки тому +12

      You're a communist right? If you are then you are ok

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 3 роки тому +3

      I do not have any incentive flying anywhere anyway so I do not care...

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 роки тому +14

      @@josiahhenson4550 ok infowars

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 3 роки тому +23

      Pretty soon, people really will get put on no fly lists over watching youtube videos. It's the next logical step in the escalation of sensor ships.

  • @nekoill
    @nekoill 3 роки тому +31

    This combination of an evil laughter with general wholesomeness is just outstanding, I love you so much

  • @scottmichaelharris
    @scottmichaelharris 3 роки тому +108

    Thank goodness Jorge isn’t an evil genius, just dangerous and happy. Don’t ever upset this man.

    • @andrewmartin3671
      @andrewmartin3671 3 роки тому

      He literally owns vials for collecting the tears of loved ones!

    • @SoccRMom62
      @SoccRMom62 3 роки тому +7

      @@andrewmartin3671 *preferred liquid* from a loved one

    • @Dinofaustivoro
      @Dinofaustivoro 3 роки тому +3

      UA-cam did, and is already regreting

  • @mjgillespie6524
    @mjgillespie6524 3 роки тому +16

    If Joerg was a hit man... I could see him sayin “Danks and bye bye” followed by a belly laugh. Lol

  • @JennyEverywhere
    @JennyEverywhere 3 роки тому +440

    Ya gotta put garlic juice, silver nitrate, and ferric chloride in those vials to make "triple kill" bolts for vampires, weres, or fairie creatures. (Lol)

    • @ulrichkalber9039
      @ulrichkalber9039 3 роки тому +34

      you could use silver and iron scraps, and wood splinters in blessed water

    • @dongeonmaster8547
      @dongeonmaster8547 3 роки тому +1

      Love it. LOL. Great idea.

    • @aluminiumknight4038
      @aluminiumknight4038 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder how would that work against a human because I'm not worried about vampires lol

    • @HvV8446
      @HvV8446 3 роки тому +7

      @@aluminiumknight4038 add in a pinch of iodine as well, immediate “care” for the receiving end and it hurts like the fire of hell in an open wound

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 3 роки тому +5

      @@aluminiumknight4038 silver nitrate I believe is toxic, not sure as to what a lethal or even noticable does is though, metal poisoning tends to be require a fairly high mass. Ferric chloride I'd assume is also toxic, although again I don't know about dosages. And, of course, don't forget that it is still a a crossbow bolts, with a glass tip some some localized shredding will occur.
      Overall, i doubt it would be more effective against humans than a basic broadhead, but it would certainly not be pleasant. Doesn't help that poison is generally a weapon for people who are either very confident in there running away abilities, or just or satisfied if the person who killed them dies as well.

  • @butchjohnson9736
    @butchjohnson9736 3 роки тому +27

    It's a miracle to me why no one has signed him sooner to become a TV celebrity. So much talent, ingenuity and humor!

    • @WN_Byers
      @WN_Byers 3 роки тому +3

      TV doesnt support freedom

    • @fomori2
      @fomori2 3 роки тому +1

      You have to find the right TV network when it comes educational and intelligent content.
      Usually the target audience of most TV shows is people who dont think for themselves and are addicted to drama.

    • @AngryBoozer
      @AngryBoozer 3 роки тому +5

      Who even watches TV anymore?

    • @OnlyGrans69
      @OnlyGrans69 4 місяці тому

      Because nobody watches TV lol. He could maybe get a Netflix show

  • @ismlamaroof6438
    @ismlamaroof6438 3 роки тому +393

    Germany: You can't have guns.
    Jeorg: I'll make a crossbow gun.

    • @MrBurnlan
      @MrBurnlan 3 роки тому +27

      Check out Joerg's video on gun laws in germany. He actually legally owns a lot of guns

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 3 роки тому +36

      You can have guns (pistols, revolvers, shotguns, semi-automatic rifles etc.), as long as you join a shooting club or become a licensed hunter.
      What you can’t do is carry loaded guns in public.

    • @ReichenbachEsq
      @ReichenbachEsq 3 роки тому +1

      HingerlAlois ...yet 😏

    • @seanthiar
      @seanthiar 3 роки тому +13

      @@HingerlAlois you can do that - if it's your job. And btw - the weapon laws in the UK are more strict than in germany.

    • @HingerlAlois
      @HingerlAlois 3 роки тому +6

      @@seanthiar
      Well obviously if it’s your job to have a gun then yes, but that’s pretty much only the case if you guard money transports or work as a bodyguard.
      As a normal civilian you won’t get a Waffenschein for carrying guns in public, only a Waffenbesitzkarte which allows you to use the gun at a shooting range or whilst you’re hunting (if you’re a licensed hunter).

  • @michaelbedford8017
    @michaelbedford8017 3 роки тому +53

    They should call him 'The Count'
    ''One bolt Ha ha, Two bolts Ha ha ha!''

  • @nicolassanmartin7469
    @nicolassanmartin7469 3 роки тому +508

    "Those are made to shatter inside the body of the animal... or enemy"
    Mom i'm scared

    • @mattburns7182
      @mattburns7182 3 роки тому +8

      Let's go get you some milk and cookies 😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉...dark humor

    • @crabboboi1938
      @crabboboi1938 3 роки тому +9

      simple dont be an enemy

    • @adrian4276
      @adrian4276 3 роки тому +15

      u forgot the "HA HAA", hehehe

    • @user-qq1xg6qn7i
      @user-qq1xg6qn7i 3 роки тому +5

      *put bird shot and gunpowder or black powder in the hollow tube of the primer-tipped arrow ;-)*

    • @Dplusithicus
      @Dplusithicus 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine filling them with NitroGlycerine

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 3 роки тому +40

    The real reason Joerg is coming to England is he's been recruited as the new Q by MI6...

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius 3 роки тому

      I hope the TV show is about a Medieval MI6, and Joerg is recruited to start Department Q...

  • @JH-xz4pi
    @JH-xz4pi 3 роки тому +138

    Congrats on the TV Program, Joerg! Cant wait to see it.

    • @joelv7221
      @joelv7221 3 роки тому

      Fr?

    • @shodnice913
      @shodnice913 3 роки тому +3

      @@joelv7221 did you watch the whole video?

    • @JamesBurrTV
      @JamesBurrTV 3 роки тому +4

      Joerg, what channel will it be on?

    • @lancewalker429
      @lancewalker429 3 роки тому

      What network? Will it be streaming?

    • @shodnice913
      @shodnice913 3 роки тому

      @@lancewalker429 no clue im on american tv so ill sadly probably never see it

  • @realcrazyleon
    @realcrazyleon 3 роки тому +24

    "So i guess you can catch the tear or whatever liquid from your partner"
    Yes yes, tears of joy

  • @gblackburn31
    @gblackburn31 3 роки тому +122

    Breaking in Joerg's house,,last thing heard was the laugh....

    • @jfor0948
      @jfor0948 3 роки тому +3

      At least it's more inviting than breaking into Jerry Miculek's house and hearing BEEEEEEP. LOL

    • @jerryfick613
      @jerryfick613 3 роки тому +6

      "let me show you it's features!"

    • @cameronbartlett856
      @cameronbartlett856 3 роки тому +1

      A worthy target!

    • @SimoExMachina2
      @SimoExMachina2 3 роки тому +1

      "First we will use the poison arrow".

    • @robadc
      @robadc 3 роки тому +1

      Welcome to my house... let me show you its features
      Ha ha ha

  • @kerry7932
    @kerry7932 3 роки тому +9

    Legacy media doesn't deserve Joerg's genius. Fortunately he already belongs to the world. Never change.

  • @roran0432
    @roran0432 3 роки тому +194

    Did he just make exploding Arrows?

    • @zumbazumba1
      @zumbazumba1 3 роки тому +8

      @@TheGoodCrusader Google Krakatoa shaped charge .

    • @scottmichaelharris
      @scottmichaelharris 3 роки тому +58

      He very carefully did not make an exploding arrow.

    • @Love-ms5gs
      @Love-ms5gs 3 роки тому

      It is almost Standard in a good Video Game😂

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 роки тому +12

      Now he has to make a apg. Arrow propelled grenade

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 роки тому +1

      Now he has to make a apg. Arrow propelled grenade

  • @GamerzTwit
    @GamerzTwit 3 роки тому +14

    Someone: Do you ever heard about dynamite fishing?
    Jorg: Hold my beer
    ....and builds a exploding arrow....

    • @peterlamont647
      @peterlamont647 3 роки тому

      I immediately thought of the movie predator. Remember his exploding arrow from his bushcraft bow? When I was a kid watching that I went, "WOWWW!" and now I have the effective design idea! A percussion cap! Of course! I am going to blow up so many things.

    • @bittere_pille_4142
      @bittere_pille_4142 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @cotoletta-party6517
    @cotoletta-party6517 3 роки тому +123

    “To catch the tear or whatever liquid from your partner and put it in your neck”

    • @Thegeordiemonkey
      @Thegeordiemonkey 3 роки тому +17

      Or the piss of your enemy after being scared to death.😂

    • @McChes
      @McChes 3 роки тому +15

      “So we’re weaponising it, of course.”

    • @tomf3150
      @tomf3150 3 роки тому

      @@McChes And no, this isn't a Stroheim reference !

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 3 роки тому +4

      A n y l i q u i d ?

    • @MrZylix-6
      @MrZylix-6 3 роки тому +12

      That could bring a whole new meaning to “cum shot.”

  • @7rich79
    @7rich79 3 роки тому +10

    His neighbourhood is one of the few safe places in a zombie apocalypse :D

    • @rgbok5453
      @rgbok5453 3 роки тому

      Imagine running from zombies and encountering a guy with a crossbow and you start to feel hopeless because it's just arrows but then the zombies start melting and exploding.

  • @scottmantooth8785
    @scottmantooth8785 3 роки тому +212

    *prepping for the zombies...smart...very smart*

    • @fishin_da_hood5020
      @fishin_da_hood5020 3 роки тому +3

      You could definitely minecraft some zombies with those arrows

    • @snakeplissken5480
      @snakeplissken5480 3 роки тому +3

      joerg is the only reason they havent risen yet

    • @brettlatulip67
      @brettlatulip67 3 роки тому

      Congratulations on the show! I love your channel!🍻

    • @kanghyunyoo6690
      @kanghyunyoo6690 3 роки тому

      yes

    • @Romin.777
      @Romin.777 3 роки тому +1

      Zombies all around..
      People wearing masks outside..

  • @megalinc
    @megalinc 3 роки тому +7

    "we're weaponizing them, of course"
    Proceeds to HA HA HA HA

  • @beelow84
    @beelow84 3 роки тому +106

    Dont ever do this thing, that im about to show you exactly how to do. Ever!

    • @truedat4368
      @truedat4368 3 роки тому +3

      Ha.. Ha.. Ha.

    • @cycl0n362
      @cycl0n362 3 роки тому

      Don't ever do something like that at home! ...
      Only in a save environment ... like my garage i have at home 🤪
      Good thing he took precautions against the exploding bolt ... oh wait he didn't you say ... well nvm 🤔

    • @peterlamont647
      @peterlamont647 3 роки тому

      The great part is that stupid people who can't think for themselves will actually listen...so it kinda works.

  • @xxthecapitalistxx
    @xxthecapitalistxx 3 роки тому +5

    "...animal or enemy.."
    Poland shakes in fear

  • @karlgrylls2406
    @karlgrylls2406 3 роки тому +48

    "We will weaponize it of course, hahaha!"

  • @FDCLDN
    @FDCLDN 3 роки тому +8

    You working with a pyrotechnics guy who wants to play with gunpowder on his days off sounds like an amazing combination, good luck bro

  • @way2sh0rt07grad
    @way2sh0rt07grad 3 роки тому +76

    Fill those vials with hydrogen peroxide to make it a "clean" wound 😅

    • @brothermelikyit2554
      @brothermelikyit2554 3 роки тому +19

      "The medic"

    • @firestorm208
      @firestorm208 3 роки тому +4

      Fill them with potassium, so you'll have a beautiful reaction when it contacts water.

    • @badger_ninja8681
      @badger_ninja8681 3 роки тому +5

      @@firestorm208 damn man leave it empty save money and cause an air pocket in the bloodstream. Heart attack bolt.

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 3 роки тому +3

      @@badger_ninja8681 That won't work unless you hit a major artery though, will it?

    • @Koolkidzao
      @Koolkidzao 3 роки тому

      @@luigivercotti6410 I know that sarcasm is difficult to detect over text, but he's being sarcastic.

  • @MrBilld75
    @MrBilld75 3 роки тому +6

    Congrats on your T.V. show! You deserve it, you've worked hard entertaining us in many ways over the years Joerg. Have fun!

  • @leesuschrist
    @leesuschrist 3 роки тому +19

    Man, I just gotta say, I'm so happy that this channel survived the adpocalypse. I get really excited every time I see a new video is up. Joerg's cheerful demeanor is a much needed distraction from all the scary shit going on in the world right now. Keep it up, man!

  • @Thomas-oe4io
    @Thomas-oe4io 3 роки тому +24

    A glass vile means it could hold some incredibly caustic acid. Imagine being hit with an acid arrow, or seeing a heavily armored target and thinking how unfortunate it would be if he had acid eating through his helmet. Not to mention the potential for sabotage.

    • @angeluscorpius
      @angeluscorpius 3 роки тому +3

      Or Bill Gates could fill that tip with the vaccine AND his mind-control chip! :-)

    • @TheBitcoinBoomer
      @TheBitcoinBoomer 2 роки тому +3

      Really just rock salt is all one would need, in a deep wound, oh my...

  • @earvinborromeo3649
    @earvinborromeo3649 3 роки тому +18

    That's why Thor had an awesome hammer, Joerg made it with German engineering!

  • @tecuentoia
    @tecuentoia 3 роки тому +2

    You are my best discover of the whole cuarantine so far xDD i love your personality and the way how much you enjoy what you do!

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 3 роки тому +187

    Archery Snowflakes:
    "REEEEE me no like, me no want, ban it nooooooowwwwww!"
    JS fans:
    "Hehe bolt go thunk."

    • @AdarBlu
      @AdarBlu 3 роки тому +8

      Or 'BOOM' as may be the case for the one with the primer cap.

    • @skylerstevens8887
      @skylerstevens8887 3 роки тому +4

      Or building them ourselves and saying "Thanks and bye bye!"

  • @DairyFarmerDave
    @DairyFarmerDave 3 роки тому +3

    "Made to shatter inside the animal... Or enemie *hahaha*" Said by the nicest sounding man ever but with evil laugh 😂

  • @Assdafflabaff
    @Assdafflabaff 3 роки тому +42

    Congratulations on the new show, and have fun in Ing-Land!

  • @docschro6847
    @docschro6847 3 роки тому +6

    Looking at the liquid capsule tips,one could do a two part reactive substance to make some interesting things happen on impact. Also if you want to get a little nore high tech with the primer cap bolt tips you could design it so that rather than blowing back in to the shaft and bust the shaft or blast chamber of the shaft, you could make it in to a mini shapre charge and have the blast go more forward towards the tip. All things aside though, the things created in your workshop with mostly every items is astounding and frighteningly awesome.

  • @devilsadvocate1597
    @devilsadvocate1597 3 роки тому +69

    Coming up next week:
    Joerg invents a cross-bow bolt that IS a mini-cross-bow that fires three mini-bolts at 30ºangles on impact! 😲😲😲

  • @seven-yd3om
    @seven-yd3om 3 роки тому +3

    The most dangerous thing here is the raw pork

  • @geonsilberlicht4632
    @geonsilberlicht4632 3 роки тому +12

    "I leave it to your imagination what you can put inside"
    My brain in under one second:
    "Nah, poison is boring - MAGMA ARROWS!"

    • @silverbladeTE
      @silverbladeTE 3 роки тому

      ever read the "DANIEL BLACK" series, by William E. Brown? ;)

  • @robertmcpherson9032
    @robertmcpherson9032 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine reaching into a quiver full of razor blade fletching though...:)

  • @markkir193
    @markkir193 3 роки тому +35

    😃Archery-hollow-charge-Panzerfaust👍😎

    • @Thelothuo
      @Thelothuo 3 роки тому +4

      airzooka upgrade time

    • @Enderbro3300
      @Enderbro3300 3 роки тому

      I mean. Attaching a small shaped charge capable of punching through steel plate armor shouldn't be TOO hard.

    • @Thelothuo
      @Thelothuo 3 роки тому

      @@Enderbro3300 but, of course! the only question is how much armor the charge should be able to penetrate

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Рік тому +3

    "Probably the most evil arrow tip... I made it myself"
    Subbed

  • @antoinefdu
    @antoinefdu 3 роки тому +28

    Hello future KGB agents watching this as part of their training!

  • @brandonbrooks6728
    @brandonbrooks6728 3 роки тому +3

    2:01 the way he laughs after saying enemy is so evil and I love it

  • @fartsniffer7787
    @fartsniffer7787 3 роки тому +59

    this guy talks like he’s been in trouble for making illegal weapons before 🤔

    • @slinky6481
      @slinky6481 3 роки тому +36

      Nothing illegal, but some scummy journalists have tried to frame him as a terrorist before.

    • @extrastuff9463
      @extrastuff9463 3 роки тому +2

      @Cock McBalls Yup, I'm pretty sure me and some of my friends made technically illegal weapons here in my country (Netherlands). For some weird reason slingshots ("katapult" in Dutch) are included in the list of things that aren't allowed (except for a few specific exceptions like armed forces, police during investigations, etc). As far as I'm aware it's not possible as a normal citizen to get a permit for it, even fishing slingshots (to launch bait) technically fall under this. The only exception I'm aware of are things clearly designed as toys well below the potentially harmful limit, which I'm sure some of those creations back then did not meet.
      I do think it's funny that those aren't defined as a "categorie IV" weapon though for which over 18 year olds get an exception on own terrain (or the permission of the owner). Exceptions in that category already include: air rifles/pistols, crossbows, bows, swords, harpoons. I really wonder what made them put slingshots on the bad list in the first place, but I do think it doesn't have an exception because there's little to no organised (international) sport competition in it that I'm aware of.

    • @marcusbordeaux7548
      @marcusbordeaux7548 3 роки тому +2

      It’s pretty easy to accidentally make an illegal weapon in Germany, they have pretty strict laws.

  • @boardmike82
    @boardmike82 3 роки тому +6

    There's just something incredibly relaxing about your voice. I feel you could be telling me anything, and I'd accept it

  • @unsteadyeddy3107
    @unsteadyeddy3107 3 роки тому +8

    "You can catch the tear or whatever liquid from your beloved partner - so of course we are weaponizing it."
    LMFAO!

  • @joshuamirabal3617
    @joshuamirabal3617 3 роки тому +3

    I love that he just shows you don’t need guns to make extremely deadly stuff.

  • @evilsigh86
    @evilsigh86 3 роки тому +14

    Joerg really reminds me to Hank Scorpio, the very gentle villain of the Simpsons

  • @ronin_user
    @ronin_user 3 роки тому +1

    If Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Tony Stark had a child, this man would be the result.

  • @grumpyvaultboy
    @grumpyvaultboy 3 роки тому +26

    Once I suggested you to create a bodkin with only 3 machined edges. This would decrease the angle of the edge and would make it sharper. I would bet my legs that this would be more penetrative.

    • @littlebigheroman
      @littlebigheroman 3 роки тому

      Less cutting surface area=less drag. Smart!

    • @StacheMan26
      @StacheMan26 3 роки тому +3

      Incidentally, and likely the reason you don't see such bodkins, is that it is far harder to sew shut a triangular wound than a square shaped hole in the flesh.

    • @Robert-qm7yi
      @Robert-qm7yi 3 роки тому +4

      @@StacheMan26 The reason you don't have see it is because it's hard to forge a triangle, square shapes are dead easy and it wasn't worth the extra effort for the possible performance gains

    • @CaveDDECanem
      @CaveDDECanem 3 роки тому +4

      @@StacheMan26 triangular blades are illegal in most places because of that reasoning.
      Started with triangular trench bayonets back in the war i believe

  • @Random_Chiroptera
    @Random_Chiroptera 3 роки тому +2

    Meanest thing you can put in those vials? Draino. The Sodium metal in it would cause the blood to boil inside the victim.

  • @claytonreed5153
    @claytonreed5153 3 роки тому +9

    This guy's attitude is the best honestly, he's so cheerful I love it hhaha

  • @shandor2522
    @shandor2522 Рік тому +1

    I appreciate Joerg’s candor, and wonder what’s wrong about the razor vanes; they’re just like rear broadheads, and will make hunting more merciful to the animal.

  • @frugalforge3657
    @frugalforge3657 3 роки тому +26

    All weapons should be legal: if the government has access to it, I need it.

    • @Rome3625
      @Rome3625 3 роки тому +1

      Wanna some nukes?

    • @spookydonkey2195
      @spookydonkey2195 3 роки тому +2

      Attack helicopters are cool, I want one of those. An A10 too, super cool.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 роки тому +1

      Um,...yeah....no.

    • @techpriestalex8730
      @techpriestalex8730 3 роки тому

      @@burnerjack01 seems only far

    • @stephan4932
      @stephan4932 3 роки тому

      That's the reason why it is really a good thing most weapons are illegal

  • @orbitalslingshot2206
    @orbitalslingshot2206 3 роки тому +1

    my unused 12ga primers: _pssst..over here!_
    my arrows: _come play with us!_
    my antipsychotics pills: _don't do it!_

  • @deamonmist
    @deamonmist 3 роки тому +9

    I am legitimately so happy for you getting to do some TV. I have watched your channel for a long time, it's exciting to see you succeeding so well.

  • @JohnYannoulas
    @JohnYannoulas 3 роки тому +1

    when a german says "horrible weather outside", you know it means exactly that

  • @humbledassholesent6661
    @humbledassholesent6661 3 роки тому +15

    I was literally messing with my crossbows when this popped up🤝 Damn I’m glad I found this guy frfr

  • @MichaelMacGyver
    @MichaelMacGyver 3 роки тому +4

    Those glass vial tips remind me of the bolts used in the movie "The Wild Geese"

  • @doublewhisk
    @doublewhisk 3 роки тому +24

    Can't wait to watch your show!

  • @mattburns7182
    @mattburns7182 3 роки тому +2

    UA-cam random selection is how I found this channel.....good stuff. Greetings from the USA 🇺🇸

  • @simphunter6960
    @simphunter6960 3 роки тому +13

    I’m so happy your uploading more love your videos man!!!

  • @samsunggalaxytaba3858
    @samsunggalaxytaba3858 3 роки тому +2

    the way he says hollow is so adorable.. what a burley man

  • @mukulkumar8681
    @mukulkumar8681 3 роки тому +4

    Came here to hear Joerg laugh, found out that he is going to have a 10 episode show, then I herd his laugh
    damn good way to start my day

  • @patrickteto
    @patrickteto 3 роки тому +2

    This is one of his most ridiculous experiments. Lucky man he is that the Nock wasn't lodged in his forehead with the primer cap arrow test, before trying to film in England. I can't waite to watch his show with a real T.V. type budget.I hope they realize they created a bigger monster that has quite the destructive imagination !!!

  • @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive
    @AFCAWorldBodybuildingArchive 3 роки тому +6

    Covid vaccine the slingshot channel way 💪

  • @oldbatwit5102
    @oldbatwit5102 3 роки тому

    Many years ago my Father worked at an engineering firm that had a large order for crossbow bolts that were to be used for capturing large wild animals.
    They were hollow aluminium tubes with a plunger inside that would use the inertia of the impact to inject the liquid anaesthetic and were intended to be shot from a crossbowman in a helicopter.

  • @keithallardice6139
    @keithallardice6139 3 роки тому +7

    Love it!!!! Keep on doing what you do, Joerg, you're a treasure!

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 2 роки тому

    You're giving me so many ideas for my D&D adventures, that my Dungeon Master will curse the day that I've found your channel.

  • @MrSephira123
    @MrSephira123 3 роки тому +27

    I want high explosive tips. What do you mean i have to return to my cell ?

  • @liteniteTheOne
    @liteniteTheOne 3 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Joerg: so this is a vial that you would use to catch the tears of your loved one and carry it around
    Also Joerg: so let me show you its features HAHAHA

  • @BB-ck6kl
    @BB-ck6kl 3 роки тому +4

    "Well - Schweinebraten" bester Mann 😂😂😂

  • @lrdstrahd1
    @lrdstrahd1 3 роки тому +1

    I am a member of the archery community. I am a competitive field archer, 3d archer and traditional archer. I have no issues with these bolts. Keep experimenting so other don't have to. Your videos are entertaining and informative . Some ancient arrows and modern ones are worse than those you made. I love seeing someone of your engineering mind set play around with ideas. For me this is pure entertainment and should not be taken seriously. Although it bears repeating DO NOT try this at home. Keep up the great work Jeorg.

  • @mark_williamh1340
    @mark_williamh1340 3 роки тому +4

    When Joerg first warns you, he need not ask and then beg, a warning from that absolute panzer is sufficient 😂

  • @theinevitableshoelace3815
    @theinevitableshoelace3815 3 роки тому +1

    year 3 of quarantine:
    Jeorg: "I just created a bolt that could potentially destroy the planet HAHAHA... let me show you it's features!"

  • @kgnsc
    @kgnsc 3 роки тому +8

    Good luck with the show, Jörg!

  • @Fennek_Kaipii
    @Fennek_Kaipii 3 роки тому +1

    The weather outside is frightening,
    but JoergSpraves laugh so delightning... xD

  • @SuicideNeil
    @SuicideNeil 3 роки тому +8

    I am extremely happy at the news Joerg has decided to visit the UK & is bringing lots of weapons with him, hopefully he can liberate us from Boris & his chums...

  • @danielwyates1453
    @danielwyates1453 3 роки тому

    That HA HA HA is SO wicked...love you, man

  • @wp9172
    @wp9172 3 роки тому +6

    seems like they exploded on hitting Thor’s hammer rather than the bone analogue

  • @fintimwhimbim
    @fintimwhimbim Рік тому

    I need a friend like Jorge! The laugh at the end……..I’d love to see what a regression would reveal from Jorge 😂

  • @justinbarnhouse4940
    @justinbarnhouse4940 3 роки тому +6

    Joerg should be in charge of Covid vaccination... “Let me show you what I came up with. hahahaha”!

  • @Toverneger
    @Toverneger 3 роки тому

    "We're weaponizing it of course"
    *Laughs in Jörg Sprave*
    I love this channel!

  • @ctrainugly6444
    @ctrainugly6444 3 роки тому +7

    What does it say about me if I burst out laughing when I saw the razor blade veins?!?! 🤣

  • @danriley5848
    @danriley5848 3 роки тому

    Great video as always, those small glass containers are usually used for perfume samples. 👍✌

  • @DysnomiaATX
    @DysnomiaATX 3 роки тому +7

    I'm so excited for your tv show! Can you give any details on what channel/service it will be available on?

  • @7AKV7
    @7AKV7 2 роки тому

    1:58 that evil laugh.. I wouldn't want to be his "enemy".