Jim Cornette Reads Confessions Of A Ring Rat on The Superpodcast

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @TheNotoriousJP
    @TheNotoriousJP 7 років тому +110

    This may be the greatest UA-cam video/podcast clip ever recorded.

  • @kingquadroon
    @kingquadroon 7 років тому +65

    "I met him through TIGER JEET SINGH!!!"

  • @MattJungleCat
    @MattJungleCat 8 років тому +70

    As a Melbourne Pro Wrestler, we all know sue. She's famous. Much loved fan and member of the wrestling community here...

    • @Andysnyc
      @Andysnyc 7 років тому +5

      Matthew Muir so, does she still attend the shows?

    • @xSuperiorManx
      @xSuperiorManx 6 років тому +12

      Yes, she does. Both she and her nurse, who pushes her around in the wheelchair.

    • @xSuperiorManx
      @xSuperiorManx 6 років тому +29

      Probably better than ever, now that her teeth have fallen out and don't get in the way anymore.

  • @blackthunder4406
    @blackthunder4406 2 роки тому +24

    I know I'm super late to this party. But this was too funny! LOL 😂😂 we definitely need more of these readings. Pure gold lol.

  • @jamiesutherland1497
    @jamiesutherland1497 7 років тому +99

    Didn't know Aussie girls spoke cockney lol 😂

    • @johnthesportsarchivist2600
      @johnthesportsarchivist2600 4 роки тому +8

      Actually it's more like cock mouth from the sounds of it.

    • @OldSchoolRasslin
      @OldSchoolRasslin 4 роки тому +8

      The Australian accent is derived from Cockney, most of the original Australian settlers were criminals from the East London slums.

    • @stevelowe2647
      @stevelowe2647 2 роки тому

      Cockney? That sounds nothing like a cockney accent. You have heard one before yeah?

  • @gnelms24
    @gnelms24 7 років тому +56

    Warning: don't drink or eat while listening to this! LOL!

  • @sendoh873
    @sendoh873 2 роки тому +15

    Brian when doing the lady's voice sounds exactly like Mrs. Cohen from Mothy Python's Life of Brian 🤣

  • @k1e1n1t1o
    @k1e1n1t1o 3 роки тому +32

    Not lying. I'm in the midst of stage 4 pancreatic cancer and the misery of chemotherapy.
    This made me laugh out loud! Thank you!

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 2 роки тому +5

      I hope you're ok

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 2 роки тому +1

      Sorry to hear that Kento, but I certainly hope you're feeling better at least at this moment, and it's great to hear Jim makes you feel better too

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 роки тому

      I hope you are doing better

    • @KinkyCinderella
      @KinkyCinderella Рік тому

      Hey...hope you are fine...thoughts from Canada

    • @AtillatheFun
      @AtillatheFun 6 місяців тому

      @@KinkyCinderellaSo obviously dead.

  • @jacobkent2457
    @jacobkent2457 8 років тому +161

    When she said Iron Sheik humiliated her I thought she was going to say she put her in the camel clutch while hitting it.

    • @MobKnowledge
      @MobKnowledge 8 років тому +66

      I thought he would've made her humble.

    • @Dannypuck
      @Dannypuck 7 років тому +38

      And broke her back.

    • @frieza1679
      @frieza1679 7 років тому +13

      shiekybaby had a full on wood when he camel clutched backlund

    • @adamwatson6916
      @adamwatson6916 6 років тому +2

      Steve Regal sheik made her humble. funny he didn't fuck her ass.

    • @paridi4093
      @paridi4093 5 років тому +4

      I'm positive he did put her in the camel clutch, broke her back, and made her humble

  • @JS-lo8hr
    @JS-lo8hr 7 років тому +34

    the mid south ring rats are a "hearty breed". jeezus.

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad 6 років тому +31

    'have I been used?...yeah'

  • @TheSerpentsEye
    @TheSerpentsEye 8 років тому +140

    Sounds like the Monty Python "women."

  • @johnthesportsarchivist2600
    @johnthesportsarchivist2600 4 роки тому +26

    "I was with one of the other midgets..." LOL

    • @RealBryanG
      @RealBryanG 2 роки тому

      That line absolutely sent Cornette 😂🤣

  • @ecwecw
    @ecwecw 7 років тому +26

    I remember a mother daughter rat team working the Memphis boys when they would do shows in Lexington, KY. Both were quite nice, but I would have rather had Faith in something else.

  • @richardwiseman9111
    @richardwiseman9111 6 років тому +15

    Google her image from the 70's ,who in the hail would have anything to do with her and even today she reminds me of the lady from the insurance company that tells jimmy that he is 7th in line when he broke down on the side of the road.

  • @Weirzy
    @Weirzy 2 роки тому +12

    Have always come back to watch this at least once a year still hilarious

  • @PaulBlomJr
    @PaulBlomJr 7 років тому +21

    Wee Willie Wilson...from Florida.

  • @PeeboTyson
    @PeeboTyson 8 років тому +90

    I take it Sue was too old for Lawler's taste.

    • @brizwaldjonson
      @brizwaldjonson 7 років тому +23

      PeeboTyson if she was over 14

    • @SteveHolsten
      @SteveHolsten 7 років тому +2

      You Turd's are sickening. Lawler is not a Pedophile. The underage girl who accused him recanted her story. She was pissed because he wouldn't fuck her underage ass!

    • @DaRicanKing8
      @DaRicanKing8 7 років тому +11

      Steve Holsten recanted after payment of course

    • @maddogmarc
      @maddogmarc 4 роки тому +4

      I'm willing to bet Lawler would fuck any woman with a pussy.

  • @lrturner4141
    @lrturner4141 5 років тому +13

    I can't believe I've never listened to this until now, LOL. They need to do more of these. 😄😄😄

  • @troyf.9050
    @troyf.9050 4 роки тому +8

    I didn't know Jim and Brian knew the queen of England. They had her reading her own bio. (Sue is Elizabeth's pen name!)😆

  • @RobCodesNY
    @RobCodesNY 2 роки тому +8

    Everytime I hear Brian doing a female voice I get the urge to watch old Monty Python skits

  • @voen
    @voen 6 років тому +65

    Sue is Paige's real mom.

  • @themaninthesuit5729
    @themaninthesuit5729 2 роки тому +4

    This video deserves WAAAAAAAY more views. Avid Corny and Brian fan and have never heard this story before. Might be the funniest thing I've heard in the last six months.

  • @brianneeley4471
    @brianneeley4471 6 років тому +10

    OMG This is Gold! Almost wrecked my car! Moondog Spot. lol

  • @georgeelmerdenbrough6906
    @georgeelmerdenbrough6906 5 років тому +8

    Love the Monty Pythonesque Pepper Pot version of Sue the Shooter .

  • @BronzeBullBalls
    @BronzeBullBalls 7 років тому +22

    This is the best shit in a long time.

  • @GojiAnguirus
    @GojiAnguirus 4 місяці тому +1

    Brian Tweeted out this video today. Someone had said this was Brian's best imitation & that Jim & Brian should replay this on one of their shows. I agree. Lots of new podcast listeners have probably never heard this. It's gold.

  • @katiewildwood5434
    @katiewildwood5434 Рік тому +2

    Omg I am SO glad I found this as I'm about to head out on a road trip! Perfect thing for the drive !!

  • @ColeVecsion
    @ColeVecsion 7 років тому +13

    Well, this is going into the favorites

  • @peterisnardi1197
    @peterisnardi1197 8 років тому +19

    Ivan Kolloff??? Ye gods...

  • @jamespitts1977
    @jamespitts1977 2 місяці тому +1

    Jim looses his shhiitt from 4:04 too 4:30 lol I died

  • @prentisspowell8148
    @prentisspowell8148 7 років тому +27

    Sounds like a Monty Python skit!!!!

  • @drunkensailor112
    @drunkensailor112 6 років тому +7

    As soon as I saw "Cornette reads letter" I clicked on the like button. This is gonna be fun

  • @steveantkiewicz2966
    @steveantkiewicz2966 8 років тому +22

    Poor Herc couldn't get it up.

    • @UMOGrunt
      @UMOGrunt 7 років тому +19

      The 13th labor of Herc :V

    • @TheNotoriousJP
      @TheNotoriousJP 7 років тому +5

      Steve Antkiewicz It was the one time he couldn't swing the ol chain.. Poor Herc

    • @monabear7287
      @monabear7287 Рік тому

      Steroids and drugsll so that.

  • @jomama900
    @jomama900 6 років тому +6

    Holly crap that was funny! I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard!

  • @KingHayabusa384
    @KingHayabusa384 6 років тому +10

    That was one of the funniest things I have ever listened to. 😂

  • @boscopit
    @boscopit 7 років тому +23

    the fucking most hilarious thing ever

  • @JuggyBohab
    @JuggyBohab 7 років тому +8

    oh my god i fuckin died laughing

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 6 років тому +11

    Well, if you NEVER want to get aroused ever again.....man or woman......listen to THIS video. XD

  • @robfinlay8058
    @robfinlay8058 5 років тому +9

    4:00 "I was with one of the other midgets" :D

  • @Doug41160
    @Doug41160 2 роки тому +1

    4:01 Cornette sounds like he's about to burst! lol

  • @LissaBroyles
    @LissaBroyles 7 років тому +13

    Someone make this movie.

  • @lukeboard696
    @lukeboard696 4 роки тому +2

    OMG!! Im in tears laughing so hard and was eating I choked on Pizza!!

  • @larrybailey9805
    @larrybailey9805 7 років тому +16

    I'm literally crying, omgggggg, lmfaoooo

  • @minechaftgamer288
    @minechaftgamer288 4 місяці тому +1

    I thought the Harley and Bruno tributes were great stuff, but Shooter Sue has them beat

  • @capndayafterday
    @capndayafterday 3 роки тому +10

    The fact these two haven’t been hired to read the audiobook versions of the autobiographies of wrestlers is a crime. A damn crime!
    Imagine Cornette and Last reading Hogan’s biography. Especially when it gets to the Bubba the Love Sponge bit.

  • @mpittard21
    @mpittard21 6 років тому +9

    Oh god. That made me laugh . Tears in my eyes.

  • @rickmcdick2063
    @rickmcdick2063 6 років тому +18

    Jesus Christ, I can’t stop crying. This is so absurd and I love it so much.

  • @JS-lo8hr
    @JS-lo8hr 7 років тому +6

    there are so many give aways. i cant imagine a rat using the word "mark" or "face" and "heel"

    • @paulbryson8465
      @paulbryson8465 7 років тому

      P Somniferum I kinda thought that too.

  • @williamreynolds6332
    @williamreynolds6332 2 роки тому +1

    This reminds me of Jackie Martling reading excerpts from "Quivers: A Life" on Howard Stern.

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 6 років тому +5

    I died laughing reading the actual article some time ago. That someone would admit that this was something they were proud of in their lives... *shakes head*

  • @BSE1320
    @BSE1320 3 роки тому +3

    Brian Lasts' finest hour.

  • @josephgabello3214
    @josephgabello3214 7 років тому +3

    poor Hercules getting his business aired out in the newspaper.

  • @misterrickschannel2238
    @misterrickschannel2238 4 роки тому +2

    Sounds like Edith Bunker to me.

  • @MeNoSpeakJibberish
    @MeNoSpeakJibberish 5 років тому +4

    Could Sue be Billy Kay's mum? 😂

  • @milesmcclagan5166
    @milesmcclagan5166 8 років тому +16

    Ha ha, Jim Cornette said "rooted"...

  • @boydhudson1565
    @boydhudson1565 6 років тому +5

    This is great lol pissed myself

  • @arnavbhagwat4232
    @arnavbhagwat4232 4 роки тому +2

    Yeah...bad idea listening to this during lunch...

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 6 років тому +5

    Imagine this voice as a phone sex operator.......

  • @TheCastellan
    @TheCastellan 6 років тому +12

    Brisko hit dislike 14 times.......

  • @Cyclonus84
    @Cyclonus84 3 роки тому +1

    Do they still do readings of Sue on recent podcasts?

  • @growupgreg
    @growupgreg Рік тому

    When I was around 12 years old there was a lady that lived a few doors down from us. She would babysit myself and my baby sister every once in awhile for my mom and she was a huge wrestling fan. Well a JCP fan, she didn’t care for the WWF at that time. Anyway she would take me to the matches all of the time. She also would take her two daughters who were probably around 20-23 years old at the time I believe. They would get all dolled up for the matches like they were going out to the club or on a date. We usually sat somewhere within the first 5 rows and usually right by the aisle way. I quickly noticed that a lot of the wrestlers would come to that side of the aisle and give me a high five and usually say something to the girls. Both were attractive, one blonde and one brunette. After the matches we would always go across the street from the arena to the hotel and wait in the lobby for the wrestlers to come in. I would get autographs and pics with them. Everyone from the Road Warriors,Ronnie Garvin, Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy V, etc. One night we are there and in come the Horseman. They come right over to us and they start talking to the girls. It was obvious to me even at 12 that they knew who they were. I ended up getting my picture taken with them and then Ric Flair said to me, okay kid I gotta go. It’s time for your babysitters to tuck me in for the night. 😂 the girls left with them while me and their mom left to go home. I remember her telling me on the ride home how they were good friends with Flair and how they go out to the bar together whenever he’s in town. I wasn’t stupid. I knew he was banging her daughters and so did she. 😂😂

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 4 роки тому +1

    If she wrote a book, I bet it would be a fun read.

  • @frieza1679
    @frieza1679 7 років тому +4

    this story hurt my brain 🙂

  • @NKBaaps
    @NKBaaps 3 місяці тому

    Can we have more of this?

  • @Rell40
    @Rell40 7 років тому +3

    lmfao

  • @christopherr3676
    @christopherr3676 6 років тому +3

    This is funniest video on UA-cam ...easily

  • @maddogmarc
    @maddogmarc 4 роки тому +3

    It would've been even funnier if Cornette read it with a fake Aussie accent.

  • @triplesixsdc8193
    @triplesixsdc8193 8 років тому +6

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @CGMedia2023
    @CGMedia2023 5 місяців тому +1

    Funniest thing Cornette has ever done. He needs to do FAR more dramatic readings.

  • @Alabama1861
    @Alabama1861 4 роки тому +1

    I would buy tickets to see this as a skit.

  • @OE-jy6yt
    @OE-jy6yt 4 роки тому +1

    Sheiki baby always multitask even when arena rats are around.

  • @dadman9799
    @dadman9799 8 місяців тому

    This is THE MOST entertaining thing I’ve heard I a long time 😂😂😂😂

  • @Filmation77
    @Filmation77 7 років тому +3

    Holy Christ!!!lolz

  • @js4904
    @js4904 5 років тому +1

    her father must've been so proud

  • @insupportofjunhado
    @insupportofjunhado 8 років тому +18

    There's nothing wrong with ratting.

    • @patricialockard870
      @patricialockard870 8 років тому +30

      That's exactly what a rat/ho would say.

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 6 років тому

      Heard that. To each their own. If a woman wants to share her body with someone, then she should be able to.

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 6 років тому

      And what's wrong with a woman wanting to share her body with someone. That's her choice.

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 6 років тому +1

      Wow!!! How old are you?

    • @megaladonjuan7580
      @megaladonjuan7580 6 років тому +2

      jb111082 13, going on 30

  • @Cryptofwrestling
    @Cryptofwrestling 8 років тому +4

    Yowza! That's the good stuff.

  • @toddgedeon7401
    @toddgedeon7401 3 роки тому +1

    This is pure gold!!!

  • @mrbadguysan
    @mrbadguysan 7 років тому +3

    Sweet Baby Jesus is this awkward.

  • @frakjoy
    @frakjoy 7 років тому +4

    wow this is awesome

  • @allenlegacy242
    @allenlegacy242 Рік тому

    I'm mad I'm just hearing this for the first time. I'm crying. 😅😅😂😂

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 7 років тому +5

    She's Australian, not British! Also I want to meet her daughter

  • @tomhallick419
    @tomhallick419 2 роки тому

    UTTERLY PRICELESS!!! LMFAO!!

  • @rickyhurtt5568
    @rickyhurtt5568 2 роки тому

    Puts a new look on tag teams

  • @jjk7322
    @jjk7322 8 років тому +4

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @cocksprocket
    @cocksprocket 7 років тому +1

    This is the Greatest thing Ever!!!

  • @dvbranton
    @dvbranton 7 років тому +9

    The biz needs more rats. You are not a real worker until you bring a rizz into the biz

    • @TheShamanSZ
      @TheShamanSZ 6 років тому +4

      Supposedly wrestling managed to lose them in the 90s. Why, I do not know. They managed to survive the 80s anti-STD craze.

    • @ltheisen3327
      @ltheisen3327 3 роки тому

      @@TheShamanSZ Attitude era?
      I can imagine that a programm that was made for young men turned young women off.

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 3 роки тому

      @@ltheisen3327 The attitude era was in the late 1990s. I've heard anecdotes about wrestlers remarking that most of the rats are guys now from the early-mid 90s.

    • @ltheisen3327
      @ltheisen3327 3 роки тому +1

      @@boyanpenev9822 Okay, I am not a ring rat expert. So early 90s might be true.
      For me the Attitude Era was an explanation. Maybe the death of the territories is one. I mean maybe it was harder for a Girl to get hooked up with a wrestler when they are travelling all the time etc. Its harder to follow a wrestler through all of the USA than just a territory. Maybe that was one reason

  • @Awells89
    @Awells89 3 місяці тому

    This is why headphones were invented people

  • @sugartbube
    @sugartbube 3 роки тому

    this old stuff is great!!!!

  • @benno2468
    @benno2468 Рік тому

    As someone who has met her, this is crazy. 😅

  • @brianhopson2072
    @brianhopson2072 Рік тому

    I laugh so hard I cried. This is the best thing I have ever heard.

  • @billythao.g.6537
    @billythao.g.6537 3 роки тому +1

    Jim cornette wrestling comedy gold 💯

  • @eddiemeadows451
    @eddiemeadows451 7 років тому +4

    LMAOL !!!!!!!

  • @kingrobthegreat7446
    @kingrobthegreat7446 4 роки тому

    LMFAO! I laughed so hard i cried

  • @alcooners80
    @alcooners80 7 років тому +5

    This is hilarious!

  • @BigMick502
    @BigMick502 11 місяців тому

    What The hell did I just listen to😂😂😂

  • @hellgato777
    @hellgato777 Рік тому

    Jim " this better be good " Cornette

  • @publiccitizen1209
    @publiccitizen1209 7 років тому +4

    Hahahahahaha

  • @NLaBar
    @NLaBar Рік тому

    That was absolutely amazing.

  • @Tygermetal
    @Tygermetal 4 роки тому +1

    Damn. I thought that picture of the person with glasses was Corny. 🤮