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  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  4 роки тому +2532

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  • @unintentionally_edgy5867
    @unintentionally_edgy5867 3 роки тому +3713

    “We swept the compound with 50 guys...” *piano starts* “...49.”

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 3 роки тому +95

      this.... this was clever

    • @michaelaguilera6946
      @michaelaguilera6946 3 роки тому +59

      No at that point it was 1

    • @DarkWStone
      @DarkWStone 3 роки тому +52

      "Boss i swear there's no one her-
      Piano starts playing

    • @arrowb.8438
      @arrowb.8438 3 роки тому +26

      @Shai Litman i believe its Giornos theme from JoJos Bizzare Adventures

    • @mackenziewoloschuk7375
      @mackenziewoloschuk7375 3 роки тому +17

      One note = minus one guard

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 4 роки тому +2239

    Plot twist: Sam Fisher not only infiltrated a secure compound with fifty trained and well-equipped men, lasers, and a dozen dogs, but did it while wheeling in a piano and planning to catch a guard by surprise throughout that whole bit.

    • @snowspawn3706
      @snowspawn3706 3 роки тому +39

      Outstanding move

    • @gammothguy297
      @gammothguy297 3 роки тому +9

      This made me cry

    • @snowspawn3706
      @snowspawn3706 3 роки тому +2

      @@gammothguy297 good

    • @secretspy4938
      @secretspy4938 3 роки тому +3

      Well, can any of you guys tell me the name of the soundtrack.

    • @shadow0fx
      @shadow0fx 3 роки тому +6

      @@secretspy4938 Il Vento D’Oro from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind

  • @someguy9342
    @someguy9342 4 роки тому +6908

    Fun Fact for any who see this: Sam's design for him in Rainbow Six is actually based off of his Beta Design for Splinter Cell: Conviction

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 4 роки тому +378

      Still crappy tho.

    • @adummyguy
      @adummyguy 4 роки тому +346

      damn they actually wanted to put gulag-style aesthetic on him?

    • @someguy9342
      @someguy9342 4 роки тому +262

      @@adummyguy Yup, big reveal trench coat and a face that looks like he hasn't shaved in a year

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 4 роки тому +227

      I mean, I really like handsome bearded man, but when you talk about Sam Fisher this is definitely not what I expected, though it’s kinda nice knowing that they didn’t pull this gulag look outa no where.

    • @killergamer7222
      @killergamer7222 4 роки тому +45

      They look nothing alike tho if that’s true then maybe they need better programmers

  • @yorukage5926
    @yorukage5926 3 роки тому +4052

    I love how Mozzie's voice actor is as crazy as Mozzie

    • @kamaleyonvt
      @kamaleyonvt 3 роки тому +224

      martin half wrote the character

    • @GreyHoliday1
      @GreyHoliday1 3 роки тому +101

      Yo you telling me he actually ran through a brush fire?

    • @brodybarlow6156
      @brodybarlow6156 3 роки тому +125

      @@GreyHoliday1 probably not but it's not that uncommon along the more wooded areas of nsw during bushfire season and i as an australian can confirm all of us are just bat shit insane

    • @GreyHoliday1
      @GreyHoliday1 3 роки тому +24

      @@brodybarlow6156 it was a joke but damn

    • @brodybarlow6156
      @brodybarlow6156 3 роки тому +50

      @@GreyHoliday1 do i look like im joking bro i have already drank 2 monsters and am no on my third within a 24 min time period i am one of the bat shit mad men of this bloody country

  • @thefrenchbaguette1361
    @thefrenchbaguette1361 4 роки тому +3245

    JFK: Has Martyrdom
    Everyone else in the car: FU-

    • @HibernalMear
      @HibernalMear 4 роки тому +81

      Well that's a party and a half!

    • @gearyt2355
      @gearyt2355 4 роки тому +62

      TheFrenchBaguette13 well, his wife immediately yeeted herself out of the vehicle so she’d be alright

    • @shanecalahan9747
      @shanecalahan9747 4 роки тому +25

      Thats a different kind of firework

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 роки тому +4

      That was amazing

    • @an_anime_crepe828
      @an_anime_crepe828 4 роки тому +12

      Meric A. Osborne As a cod vet, this got me a laugh emoji moment for like 10 seconds

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 4 роки тому +2283

    The reason why Sam fisher is going loud is because he's giving the other ops a chance.
    Yeah he could body the entire team, but thats not what he's there to do.
    He's there to teach them.

    • @EngelEngelEngelEngel
      @EngelEngelEngelEngel 4 роки тому +188

      Facts, he could take all of them out in a matter of seconds

    • @alexk9856
      @alexk9856 4 роки тому +16

      Stop the cap

    • @generalvaux8286
      @generalvaux8286 4 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/JbMe67eVGlI/v-deo.html

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 4 роки тому +80

      *_he got a smart pistol for a mouth, he don’t miss_*

    • @Dr.s3RTH
      @Dr.s3RTH 4 роки тому +34

      Thatcher ain't got nothing on fisher

  • @yoink297
    @yoink297 4 роки тому +2814

    Seeing Heavenly as a cacodemon is the most beautiful thing ever.

  • @reapingarcher6791
    @reapingarcher6791 3 роки тому +889

    0:53 he probably snuck the piano in too

    • @skymaster8416
      @skymaster8416 3 роки тому +23

      Also snuck in some swag

    • @brightly2205
      @brightly2205 3 роки тому +7

      What’s the song?

    • @reapingarcher6791
      @reapingarcher6791 3 роки тому +8

      @@brightly2205 cant quite remember but I know its from jojo

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 роки тому +29

      "Fisher! What in God's Name are you doi- Oh, for the love of Pete, Fisher, put that thing back where it belongs!"

    • @voodoo2GPC
      @voodoo2GPC 3 роки тому +11

      @@brightly2205 il vento d'oro

  • @mercyd7743
    @mercyd7743 4 роки тому +499

    “Impeachment is just vote to kick”
    Me: Its hard to argue with his assesment

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 4 роки тому +2

      that was disturbingly poignant. GJ

    • @jaywerner8415
      @jaywerner8415 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, that is what it is. His logic is flawless.

    • @gfilmer7150
      @gfilmer7150 4 роки тому +1

      Same shit happened to Nixon.

  • @aquaboi8635
    @aquaboi8635 4 роки тому +368

    I love how heavenly's avatar for this video is a cacodemon
    "Ela's ass is no more"
    Heavenly:"screams while flying off into the abyss"

  • @DoubleK0802
    @DoubleK0802 4 роки тому +1547

    Ubi: "Any ideas for new operator?"
    Employee: "Has a gadget with cameras that see through both sides of walls."
    Ubi: "Nice, we'll name him Sam Fisher."
    Employee: "Ok... whos that?"
    Ubi: "I dont know, some guy who worked here I think. His name seems to be everywhere."

  • @LordTyph
    @LordTyph 3 роки тому +1039

    'If I were in California, I would just leave'
    -Californians

  • @Kraig02
    @Kraig02 4 роки тому +307

    Now I can't not imagine Heavenly as a Cacodemon when he talks

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +8544

    _Makes a joke about previous presidents_
    The FBI: *"Allow us to introduce ourselves"*

    • @clover3967
      @clover3967 4 роки тому +42

      Well hello there

    • @phoenixgamer3126
      @phoenixgamer3126 4 роки тому +26

      Justin Y. You are a bold one and a hero

    • @racey_arms7630
      @racey_arms7630 4 роки тому +28

      Hi Justin! Ik you're hard at work commentating on thing's but just wanted to remind you to keep yourself healthy!!! Make sure you eat and keep yourself hydrated and please make sure you're keeping up on your cardio!!!

    • @WrenchBozo
      @WrenchBozo 4 роки тому +11

      Justin Y: Comments on a video
      Literally everyone else: Yo JuStIn Y. CaN YoU SuB tO mE?

    • @filipe_5hdxd372
      @filipe_5hdxd372 4 роки тому +2

      Goddam you are everywhere,

  • @jefff7916
    @jefff7916 3 роки тому +6837

    Calling it now, the original Sam Fisher outfit will be an elite skin
    Edit: I see that it came true

    • @N0mad649
      @N0mad649 3 роки тому +433

      Hope so, but it's probably gonna be like a different jacket thats red or something with maybe goggles

    • @amadmadmadhatter276
      @amadmadmadhatter276 3 роки тому +59

      I hope so

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 3 роки тому +257

      @@N0mad649 so.... Eggman?

    • @dylanaroberts97
      @dylanaroberts97 3 роки тому +154

      It fucking better be. It’d be a gargantuan missed opportunity if they dont make it elite.

    • @N0mad649
      @N0mad649 3 роки тому +19

      @@hiddensinix2767 yep

  • @khathecleric
    @khathecleric 2 роки тому +318

    Fun fact: This almost was the last R6S video Badger made. He literally was done and walked away for good.

    • @livingreverie5951
      @livingreverie5951 Рік тому +19

      That will actually be the tts Chanka video

    • @roland-B210
      @roland-B210 Рік тому +2

      @@livingreverie5951he said almost

    • @inferno7892
      @inferno7892 10 місяців тому +4

      Nah hes back now he just wanted to be bad at the game again

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 6 місяців тому +1

      And now he's mentioned he wants a learning curve.

  • @leafcheck
    @leafcheck 4 роки тому +265

    "Killer Queen has already touched that soft wall."

    • @jakolisfinard6988
      @jakolisfinard6988 4 роки тому +9

      *click* JOSUK-

    • @noah5023
      @noah5023 4 роки тому +2

      it’s rewind time

    • @FwThin
      @FwThin 4 роки тому +5

      @@noah5023 Killer queen has already used its third bomb

    • @noah5023
      @noah5023 4 роки тому

      Foop 😳

    • @BronzY419
      @BronzY419 4 роки тому +1

      Kira wants a quiet life. Lives in a crazy noisy bizarre town

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 роки тому +1955

    Old Snake: *suffers from advanced aging effects due to his nature as a clone, to the point of legitimately needing to take the occasional breather because his body can't hold out*
    Old Sam Fisher: *basically just young Sam Fisher with salt-and-pepper hair and a beard*

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 роки тому +150

      I feel really bad for old snake. Too bad he didn't get the raiden treatment and get turned into an unkillable machine.

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 4 роки тому +39

      Ugh, dying.

    • @BigTarb
      @BigTarb 4 роки тому +30

      Reginald Holt he was going to kill him self because he had foxdie but BB told him the foxdie won’t kill anybody

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 4 роки тому +8

      @Reginald Holt Yeah that's fair.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 4 роки тому +10

      *MGS4 Guitar chord plays*

  • @keilm7439
    @keilm7439 4 роки тому +414

    As soon as I heard Grouse say, “Do you think JFK was able to use copycat on Oswald’s class” I knew it was going to be a good video.

    • @knotlord
      @knotlord 4 роки тому +10

      I knew it was gonna be a good video from "Impeachment is just vote to kick"

  • @gridlock2958
    @gridlock2958 3 роки тому +262

    14:02 The absolute pain in that SFM model’s eyes after what badger made him do

    • @jamesmcclure90
      @jamesmcclure90 3 роки тому +14

      Then he made him shove a whole corn on a cob vertically down his throat and then a corndog with the stick.

  • @starshinehero
    @starshinehero 4 роки тому +789

    Soldier: Boss, I swear on my life that there is absolutely nobody he-.
    1:01
    *"I, Sam Fisher have a dream."*

  • @TheDrCitrus
    @TheDrCitrus 4 роки тому +213

    “NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!” *Bullet ricochets*

    • @epitaph4606
      @epitaph4606 4 роки тому

      Waaaaa-

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 4 роки тому +3

      "I'll see you at my party tonight ... and by will, I mean I WON'T ... see you there ... at my party"

    • @majinriley9776
      @majinriley9776 4 роки тому +1

      Didn’t think I’d see a Clone High reference today

    • @josephg3462
      @josephg3462 4 роки тому +2

      Foah suppah, I er-ah wanna potty plattah!

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 4 роки тому +1

      @@josephg3462 you know that show my two dad? Well it's like that, only more GAY!

  • @thesalsaguy4395
    @thesalsaguy4395 4 роки тому +130

    Love that Heavenly has been upgraded from Doomslayer to straight up Cacodemon.

  • @RegulineMovie80
    @RegulineMovie80 3 роки тому +721

    “They could’ve reskinned Cav”
    1 word, Nøkk

    • @deathpupkin1098
      @deathpupkin1098 3 роки тому +61

      no Nokk is a reskin of vigil without the screen indicator that he is there

    • @midwesterner563
      @midwesterner563 3 роки тому +33

      @@deathpupkin1098 but gives that glitch effect if you just breathe

    • @Mozzie195
      @Mozzie195 3 роки тому +32

      @@deathpupkin1098 dawg nokk is literally cav and vigil. Like the lore says Mira took cavs silent step and vigils whatever and put them together and gave it to nokk

    • @cococebrian5303
      @cococebrian5303 3 роки тому +2

      Who's there

    • @gaysiegelord
      @gaysiegelord 3 роки тому +9

      @@Mozzie195 no it doesnt,cavs silent step isnt even technology.
      She "developed" it via conditioning herself.

  • @DevilGaming-xt7zu
    @DevilGaming-xt7zu 4 роки тому +1937

    "Paid actors"? You underestimate just how shit my accuracy is Badger

    • @Trench1919A4
      @Trench1919A4 3 роки тому +41

      Same

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 роки тому +45

      Seriously badger, you have massively underestimated the gigantic wave of panic that strikes some people when they recognize the username of a fuckless sponsored twich streamer.

    • @mirage4023
      @mirage4023 3 роки тому +21

      Dude, even months later my accuracy is absolute ass

    • @DevilGaming-xt7zu
      @DevilGaming-xt7zu 3 роки тому +9

      @@mirage4023 I know, it's like no matter how hard I try, my accuracy remains being absolute water trash

    • @jeffreylittle4712
      @jeffreylittle4712 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed

  • @reddiz2182
    @reddiz2182 4 роки тому +932

    6:03 I don’t know what it is but for some reason a doom demon saying “go down and literally become Neo.” Is endlessly hilarious to me.

  • @warpotato5077
    @warpotato5077 4 роки тому +196

    "I even started to interrogate Sam himself" *badger interrogates Buck*

  • @HillS1de_305
    @HillS1de_305 3 роки тому +410

    1:00 - Giorno's Theme played by SAM FISHER (part 5 reference)
    8:38 - Killer Queen's Bites The Dust (part 4)
    10:53 - Jotaro landing a punch on Dio after nearly killing himself (part 3)
    *I appreciated all of these*

    • @jayjayfool1996
      @jayjayfool1996 2 роки тому +15

      Just got into jojo, neat anime

    • @HillS1de_305
      @HillS1de_305 2 роки тому +5

      @@jayjayfool1996 Battle Tendency (Part 2) is by far my favorite part... hbu?

    • @jayjayfool1996
      @jayjayfool1996 2 роки тому +6

      @@HillS1de_305 part 3 honestly

    • @obegappy
      @obegappy 2 роки тому +4

      It’s nice to think that badgers seen jojos

    • @goblinwithvr8665
      @goblinwithvr8665 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed

  • @nnnnnnnira3962
    @nnnnnnnira3962 4 роки тому +1426

    Damnit less than 2 mins in and we already have giornnos theme playing

  • @lebah8555
    @lebah8555 4 роки тому +849

    " *Why is nothing ever allowed to be simple...* "
    man i feel ya...

  • @comedically2463
    @comedically2463 4 роки тому +474

    I’m just saying badger “I like ya cut g”.

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 3 роки тому +45

    Heavenly's voice coming out of a Cacodemon and Vigil continues to be one of the best ideas Badger's ever had.

  • @patricklawrence8312
    @patricklawrence8312 4 роки тому +684

    I feel like they re skinned him so they can force the look everyone wants into an elite skin

    • @brandongarcia4760
      @brandongarcia4760 4 роки тому +78

      That sounds like something they would do

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 4 роки тому +29

      Sounds right

    • @R500evoL
      @R500evoL 4 роки тому +45

      That was dead-ass my first thought when they revealed him without the stealth suit. "Welp, guess we know what his eilte skin will be"

    • @brandongarcia4760
      @brandongarcia4760 4 роки тому +6

      @Konrad Alexander Prinz von Hessen hahaha, I look forward to that

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath 4 роки тому +3

      It's actually probably exactly what they did lol

  • @doomer2electricboogaloo730
    @doomer2electricboogaloo730 4 роки тому +2495

    Is badger deadass, outta nowhere, making JoJo references? Anyone spooked? That was sudden

    • @GothicSoldier9000
      @GothicSoldier9000 4 роки тому +183

      For any self-loathing memelord, it's only a matter of time. I say it's a great addition to his content.

    • @skorzeny631
      @skorzeny631 4 роки тому +18

      Yes

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 4 роки тому +94

      I mean he was making them occasionally, I’m just surprised that he actually watches jojo to this extent, cause he seems to know more about jojo than your average meme lord.

    • @christianhayden784
      @christianhayden784 4 роки тому +23

      @@thomasway0320 he made a jojo joke in his warface video

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 4 роки тому +5

      Christian Hayden and many others.

  • @connorbritton4587
    @connorbritton4587 4 роки тому +1252

    I bet they’re gonna sell his real look as an elite skin.

  • @WorldofCosplay1
    @WorldofCosplay1 2 роки тому +38

    Heavenly's laughter at 6:37 is so infectious

  • @raheem7632
    @raheem7632 4 роки тому +588

    Jello: "Impeachment is just vote to kick"
    Me:😂😂 "And here we gooo"

  • @namenotrecognised7063
    @namenotrecognised7063 4 роки тому +519

    If bajur plays among us I will “I like yo cut g” so hard

  • @willinasweater
    @willinasweater 4 роки тому +311

    There was a mini golf place near my dad's house that was just called, "Interesting Mini Golf."

  • @justaserbiandoomer497
    @justaserbiandoomer497 2 роки тому +121

    You know it's bad when even Badger is mad about a stealthy character not being stealthy at all

    • @matthewboyer7401
      @matthewboyer7401 Рік тому +4

      He's being loud so the other operators have a chance. Could he EZ clap every Rainbow operator? Absolutely. But that's not what he's here for. He's here to teach them.

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 4 роки тому +233

    The Raid Sponsorship got interrupted by a Raid bug spray ad for me.
    Now that's something.

    • @kittydurgon8740
      @kittydurgon8740 4 роки тому +5

      Raidception

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 4 роки тому +2

      yo dawg, I heard you like raid so I sent a raid ad to raid your video but another raid ad raids the raid ad while it's raiding badger's glorified ad.

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 4 роки тому +2

      you could say, it was.... a raid

    • @DecoOnYT
      @DecoOnYT 4 роки тому +1

      Imurai same joke but worse

  • @horseonabeachball5996
    @horseonabeachball5996 4 роки тому +121

    Badger: His hole kit is T I G H T-
    Ads: I'm gonna stop you right there.

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 4 роки тому +509

    Look Badger, don't be disrespecting Sam's battlecoat. He had to kill Elder Maxson to get it. ;)

    • @LTurmoil47
      @LTurmoil47 4 роки тому +33

      Nah, I can see that as casual gear. But here's the thing. He legit looks like elder maxon. His face doesn't look the same to me, but all I see if Maxon.
      Now if they edited his face a bit and gave him the ability to have his goggles at thermal setting, and have his signature suit, that'd be Sam.
      But unfortunately we can't. Some dipshit in Far Cry New Dawn stole it from his downed ship.

    • @cptTK421
      @cptTK421 4 роки тому +16

      @@LTurmoil47
      They're 100% saving his iconic look, or at least a version from the GR cameos, for his Elite skin. At least the battle pass has him wearing the goggles in the free track.

    • @darylgifford460
      @darylgifford460 4 роки тому +2

      Fallout 4 is ass anyways

    • @TheMcK777
      @TheMcK777 4 роки тому +1

      Look is very close to the original Conviction look

    • @tristenparish2783
      @tristenparish2783 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, he took it from Christopher Nolan’s Bane.

  • @wardywards8831
    @wardywards8831 3 роки тому +36

    1:00 the piano animation feels like it should be in a Sam Fisher game

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 4 роки тому +198

    To quote the most charismatic voice actor in R6S: *"FACKEN DOID!"*

    • @Minox_
      @Minox_ 4 роки тому +1

      That whole bit just floored me

  • @CyphenRozulus
    @CyphenRozulus 4 роки тому +265

    0:54
    Me and the boys playing Giorno's theme knowing what's coming next:
    Imma record this

    • @skymaster8416
      @skymaster8416 3 роки тому +9

      When I saw thw piano I new it was coming

  • @acidsugarz
    @acidsugarz 4 роки тому +211

    JoJo: **exists**
    Badger: "With each part, I grow stronger"
    (Pssst, whats Badger's favorite part?)

    • @shijin8947
      @shijin8947 4 роки тому +8

      He seems like a part 3 or 5 kinda guy to me

    • @Tanskanparoni
      @Tanskanparoni 4 роки тому +8

      Nah part 4 clearly from the killer queen refrence at 8:40

    • @josephjoestar9133
      @josephjoestar9133 4 роки тому +11

      Part 4 killer queen is fuckin lit as hell dude part 4 the end with the whole going back in time with bite za dust with killer queen the final 5 episodes hmmmm so goood 👌👌👌

    • @ruui5935
      @ruui5935 4 роки тому +2

      Gotta be part 4

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 4 роки тому +1

      I think part 4

  • @georgelucas9699
    @georgelucas9699 3 роки тому +161

    Hearing Sam's voice knowing they probably won't give Ironside his role back makes me so sad.

    • @RecluseBootsy
      @RecluseBootsy 3 роки тому

      Me too, George, me too. 😢

    • @amosdeguzman9980
      @amosdeguzman9980 3 роки тому

      Michael Ironside is old, they went with this voice actor because of Covid.

    • @ZephImmortal
      @ZephImmortal 3 роки тому +10

      @@amosdeguzman9980 Literally no? Ironside got throat cancer lmao.

  • @Adrian-vn5qi
    @Adrian-vn5qi 3 роки тому +196

    Terrorist: there is nobody here
    Sam: press x to doubt

    • @samfisher2306
      @samfisher2306 3 роки тому +2

      They always do...that's when I surprise them.

    • @debbiewingard4519
      @debbiewingard4519 3 роки тому

      @@samfisher2306 So like 0:54

    • @yourlocalfbiagent8370
      @yourlocalfbiagent8370 3 роки тому +2

      @@samfisher2306 Wait. Why do I see NVG Goggles outside my window? Sam, is th-

    • @DarkWStone
      @DarkWStone 3 роки тому

      Boss i swear to god there's no one here i promise yo-
      Sam fisher: giorno theme plays in background

  • @stardustsama3688
    @stardustsama3688 4 роки тому +320

    Badjur: BiTeS zA dUsTo
    JOJO fans: We have now claimed him

    • @masonpaules511
      @masonpaules511 4 роки тому +5

      Berserk fans had him first with clang of the dragon slayer on that double kill.

    • @ericmalanowski5547
      @ericmalanowski5547 4 роки тому +5

      yall really slept on the piano part huh?

    • @stardustsama3688
      @stardustsama3688 4 роки тому +3

      Eric Malanowski
      Nope noticed it too
      And the Jotaro Punching Dio’s skull

    • @obamaminion418
      @obamaminion418 4 роки тому +1

      Is that jojo?

    • @Mr_Mono284
      @Mr_Mono284 4 роки тому +4

      What's with badger and the jojo references recently in not complaining but

  • @calmchugh2601
    @calmchugh2601 4 роки тому +685

    Remember when Heavenly literally said that he "will lick the sweat of Cav's abs?"

    • @MajorOoda782
      @MajorOoda782 4 роки тому +66

      Yeah bruh I remember " MOOOOOOOM , I mean what "

    • @connorparfrey3634
      @connorparfrey3634 4 роки тому +40

      Wasnt that gridlock that he started that bit on then when cav was mentioned
      Yes mooom

    • @dragonforce7612
      @dragonforce7612 4 роки тому +53

      I mean........
      Wouldn’t you?

    • @connorparfrey3634
      @connorparfrey3634 4 роки тому +18

      @@dragonforce7612 certainly

    • @calmchugh2601
      @calmchugh2601 4 роки тому +8

      @@dragonforce7612 yes

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 3 роки тому +55

    0:00 vote to kick
    0:04 jfk
    0:54 i, sam fisher, have a dream
    3:09 paid actors
    4:06 floridian alcohol laws
    5:42 neo
    6:04 telltale choice (feat. grenade skills)
    6:44 bullying
    7:08 board games
    7:56 iana does not deserve this
    8:52 pain (feat. interrupted "mystery men" reference)
    9:36 synchronized kill #1
    9:44 golf
    10:11 spooky
    10:31 synchronized kill #2
    10:49 caveira
    11:11 australians
    11:26 wifi
    12:44 rook goes to brazil
    12:54 the mag
    13:08 no drink
    13:24 #justeekajthings

  • @yes5421
    @yes5421 4 роки тому +569

    Netflix: "Are you watching?"
    Someone's daughter: 13:50

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 4 роки тому +118

    Fisher: I call this a balancing tweak.

  • @Meme-Weeb-Dweeb
    @Meme-Weeb-Dweeb 4 роки тому +314

    Badger: So you’re saying you like when I refrence JoJo'a Bizzare Adventure.
    Me: *YES I AM*

  • @Sammm107
    @Sammm107 3 роки тому +44

    "Impeachment is just vote kick" -- literally lol'd in the first 3 seconds of this video. Also, I love Sam Fisher -- Splinter Cell Conviction was the beginning of the bastardization of the series by changing it into a more 'run and gun' type of shooter

  • @TheeActualKeyboardWarrior
    @TheeActualKeyboardWarrior 4 роки тому +265

    Sam fisher AKA: sexually frustrated espionage agent with a bomber jacket.

    • @PrometheusEpimetheus
      @PrometheusEpimetheus 4 роки тому

      Sexually frustrated in a way that involves viagra

    • @agentlambet2470
      @agentlambet2470 4 роки тому

      * G I O R N O T H E M E I N T E N S I F I E S*

    • @whymypphard680
      @whymypphard680 4 роки тому

      @@agentlambet2470 haha funny jojo reference

    • @diraltmcallister3523
      @diraltmcallister3523 4 роки тому

      I mean, he does hit up that Israeli chick pretty hard in that one book. He's not as sexually frustrated as he used to be

  • @MoxleyTheXI
    @MoxleyTheXI 4 роки тому +401

    Bajur: let’s talk about RAID Sha-
    Me: KING CRIMSON

  • @bpstumpy
    @bpstumpy 4 роки тому +266

    Now I want a t-shirt that says “Impeachment is just vote to kick.”

    • @Just_a_ghost713
      @Just_a_ghost713 4 роки тому

      TM it

    • @ytrtea1089
      @ytrtea1089 4 роки тому +2

      Your wish will be my command.

    • @CasperVonGhoul
      @CasperVonGhoul 4 роки тому

      Is it just me, or is there a Apex Charge Rifle at 0:08?
      Am I the only one to hear this?

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 4 роки тому

      Hell, put in the style of the Trump-Pence logo for the memes

  • @skyatnight-cj4zh
    @skyatnight-cj4zh Рік тому +20

    the fact badger reused the cloaker clip with the piano is hilarious

  • @nooblangpoo
    @nooblangpoo 4 роки тому +164

    >Watch eekum bokum memes
    Come to the hole badger, its comfy here.

  • @greenberet3326
    @greenberet3326 4 роки тому +713

    "They don't make them like me anymore....there was this other guy though...army infiltration, he wore a bandana or something"
    "I heard he finally retired"
    "Really?"
    "Yep"
    "Then I'm the only one"

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 роки тому +42

      *father and son plays in the back*

    • @torricoarksha833
      @torricoarksha833 4 роки тому +26

      Someone please tell ne this is real, cuz i just read it in fishers voice

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 роки тому +63

      @@torricoarksha833 this is actually real
      fisher does say goodboye to snake
      ua-cam.com/video/Vlnh0KLVJJ0/v-deo.html

    • @jameswillis5682
      @jameswillis5682 4 роки тому +14

      @@crawlingboyThe Great Sadness of 2018

    • @Leona_tf
      @Leona_tf 4 роки тому +18

      @@torricoarksha833 it is real, it's a dialogue of him in Ghost Recon Wildlands

  • @jacew.3232
    @jacew.3232 4 роки тому +458

    It could have been worse. JFK could have had Martyrdom equipped.

    • @jetdavis9414
      @jetdavis9414 4 роки тому +8

      Alluh ak bar

    • @EngineofAnger
      @EngineofAnger 4 роки тому +20

      I don't know what you're talking about he blew up all over his wife

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 4 роки тому +5

      @@EngineofAnger in more ways than one. I'll leave now.

    • @demomicdemo2670
      @demomicdemo2670 4 роки тому +1

      Martyrdom with sonic boom

    • @nnnnnnnira3962
      @nnnnnnnira3962 4 роки тому

      He should’ve used last stand

  • @obama4809
    @obama4809 3 роки тому +38

    0:54 “It’s impossible he is not here” one second later... jojo music starts playing,The guard:FFFFUUUUU-

    • @firefresh9002
      @firefresh9002 3 роки тому

      Oh shit

    • @jamesmcclure90
      @jamesmcclure90 3 роки тому

      Sam: (Shoots a camera bullet on his face)
      [And yes, you can do that in Splinter Cell]

  • @joesus2409
    @joesus2409 4 роки тому +133

    6:37 this is the best laugh ever

  • @TheShadowMasked
    @TheShadowMasked 4 роки тому +581

    “There is no way that anyone can miss that many shots unintentionally.”
    Oh, oh Badger, you’ve never seem my aim then. You cannot comprehend the amount of skill I lack.

  • @vivanpalta8917
    @vivanpalta8917 4 роки тому +250

    My favourite interrogation was in displace where "Samuel Leo fisher" says ground coffee or fresh

  • @Sk0lzky
    @Sk0lzky 3 роки тому +89

    Badger: "terrible esthetic"
    Me: browsing web to find clothes like that

    • @kamaleyonvt
      @kamaleyonvt 3 роки тому +13

      its terrible for sam fisher, it looks good but its not the stealth operative sam fisher

    • @xornedge8204
      @xornedge8204 3 роки тому

      @@kamaleyonvt R6 ain’t really a stealth game tho

    • @kamaleyonvt
      @kamaleyonvt 3 роки тому +5

      @@xornedge8204 well aware of that, but if they are going to use the iconic name of Sam Fisher then they need to make him Sam Fisher, not guy with gun

  • @XavierBlack1
    @XavierBlack1 4 роки тому +834

    I find it entertaining that he uses Ying as his girlfriend. Didn't he once say that girlfriend is pretty much Ying?

    • @bigyoinkydoink8879
      @bigyoinkydoink8879 4 роки тому +18

      yep

    • @gianlucaflorio9234
      @gianlucaflorio9234 4 роки тому +72

      As in, she's short and asian?

    • @bigyoinkydoink8879
      @bigyoinkydoink8879 4 роки тому +80

      @@gianlucaflorio9234 yes and he said in a video in 2016 (i think) that she "looks like half of china"

    • @honorebiaku4287
      @honorebiaku4287 4 роки тому +32

      Watch his video "operation spicy loaf" thats where he said it, I think.

    • @Assassin5003
      @Assassin5003 4 роки тому +25

      He did say that she looked like pikachu

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 4 роки тому +144

    I love it when you portray Heavenly as a Cacodemon, it’s just so funny

    • @scribeslendy595
      @scribeslendy595 4 роки тому +6

      Yea I'm not gonna lie, I've never really been on board with the animated bits up until this episode. Heavenly as a Cacodemon is fucking perfection, I about died at 6:38

    • @Cyro_26
      @Cyro_26 4 роки тому

      I was gonna say 😂

    • @kittydurgon8740
      @kittydurgon8740 4 роки тому +2

      It's ideal, imo. He totally would be a Cacodemon.. too good.

  • @willreese7114
    @willreese7114 4 роки тому +294

    Him: “These are paid actors”
    Me: “that’s literally me”

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 3 роки тому +20

    10:22 that Doot was unexpected! 😂😂😂😂

  • @cjhawke3560
    @cjhawke3560 4 роки тому +177

    Mercenary: "Boss, I'm telling you there's no way he's gotten past us"
    Sam Fisher: *INTENSE PIANO*

  • @Aviiven
    @Aviiven 4 роки тому +120

    Caveira: You're mine PALHAÇO
    Badger: You're mine BALYAZO

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому +194

    The Sam Fisher I was expecting-
    Sam: I hear you're good at interrogations? **[Teleports behind Caviera]** That's cute, now let me show you how it's done.
    Caviera: **[Visible fear and confusion]**

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 4 роки тому +7

      A standing intero instead of knockdown. Using their body as a meat shield

    • @an_anime_crepe828
      @an_anime_crepe828 4 роки тому +2

      NANI!?

    • @tbush7316
      @tbush7316 4 роки тому +2

      O kawaii koto

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 YES! That would be beautiful. I loved using people as meat shields in Convictions.

  • @theacegamingdemon6983
    @theacegamingdemon6983 3 роки тому +11

    0:50 also happens to be low chaos Corvo's specialty during a Ghost (undetected) playthrough in dishonored. half the time the target is just minding their own business, occasionally noticing theres a few less guards than there should be before- *shank*

  • @mr.logical8374
    @mr.logical8374 4 роки тому +1051

    Badger: *Starts making JoJo references*
    JoJo Fans: We have corrupted another.

  • @Goose-hk7ch
    @Goose-hk7ch 4 роки тому +60

    I feel like Badger just unintentionally talks in memes nowadays.
    And I’m here for it.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 роки тому +122

    0:58
    when you think that you're alone in chat but some "offline" person replies

    • @marcaldovino264
      @marcaldovino264 4 роки тому

      do you know what song that is

    • @gonzalo5155
      @gonzalo5155 4 роки тому +2

      Marc Aldovino Darude Sandstorm

    • @LordSpyinx
      @LordSpyinx 4 роки тому +1

      @@gonzalo5155 nice

    • @heyitsamy1771
      @heyitsamy1771 4 роки тому +1

      Marc Aldovino Just search up Giorno’s Theme. Dont get fooled its later in the song

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 2 роки тому +8

    11:11 As a Brit i will not dispute that.
    Aussies HAD to spec further into the tech tree just to survive the heat, gators and mega spiders.

  • @steel8231
    @steel8231 4 роки тому +551

    Immigrating to Australia:
    Customs Agent: "Any criminal history?"
    Me: "No, is that still a requirement?"

    • @xmixdx7351
      @xmixdx7351 4 роки тому +38

      Legally, no, illegally, yes

    • @riserevelation8471
      @riserevelation8471 4 роки тому +9

      I really want to do that now

    • @njung1990able
      @njung1990able 4 роки тому +2

      that answer alone shall guarantee your entry.

    • @GameZedd01
      @GameZedd01 4 роки тому

      Haven't seen this joke since 2012... wow!

    • @generalvaux8286
      @generalvaux8286 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/JbMe67eVGlI/v-deo.html

  • @kamdenhinkson7206
    @kamdenhinkson7206 4 роки тому +217

    Among Us with his group of friends would be something holy.

    • @uberlord983
      @uberlord983 4 роки тому +24

      Its an amazing idea, because I cannot physically imagine in my head how it would go with their group.

    • @ethanguest3438
      @ethanguest3438 4 роки тому +6

      Or Uno

    • @devonclark1926
      @devonclark1926 4 роки тому +8

      Lol look at his twitch, he streamed it last night

    • @aaroncole3676
      @aaroncole3676 4 роки тому +2

      Fr

    • @bennyd.965
      @bennyd.965 4 роки тому +7

      UBERLORD YESSSS

  • @upthepunxcollective7398
    @upthepunxcollective7398 4 роки тому +101

    9:23 Ngl, i half expected you to put a cloaker noise in on this when Sam does the "REAL SHIT?" goggle flare

  • @apoorlyrenderedorange6202
    @apoorlyrenderedorange6202 3 роки тому +9

    Badger: “ there is absolutely no way someone can miss that many shots unintentionally”
    Allow me to introduce myself

  • @sleepyheadtm
    @sleepyheadtm 4 роки тому +219

    throwback to the con when Heavenly said that seeing how he makes people happy makes his day
    he makes me a giggly bitch every video and i hope he sees this/gets told abt it

    • @yellowpanchoman1448
      @yellowpanchoman1448 4 роки тому +2

      Neet sounds good 😌

    • @trevorparker6400
      @trevorparker6400 4 роки тому +2

      Honestly, half the reason I watch Badger's videos, is because of Badger's friends

  • @smexywaluigi641
    @smexywaluigi641 4 роки тому +84

    13:24
    Is it me, or watching Russian's animation of a op doing the chicken wing thing gives of high impact sexual violence energies.
    Like, I feel both in danger and struck in awe when the character just looks straight at the camera and fucking strips the chicken wing of meat.

    • @pawelzietek
      @pawelzietek 4 роки тому +4

      You're so right, man. It was literally most depressive want of the month for me.

  • @josephstalin9711
    @josephstalin9711 4 роки тому +291

    Everybody gangsta til sam fisher starts playing giorno's theme

    • @tristonmurdock4586
      @tristonmurdock4586 4 роки тому +8

      Everybody gangsta til the nuns start meowin

    • @josephstalin9711
      @josephstalin9711 4 роки тому +2

      @@tristonmurdock4586 why hasn't sam'o nella uploaded

    • @tristonmurdock4586
      @tristonmurdock4586 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly, 2020s biggest crime is Sam disappearing from the face of the earth

    • @striker1122
      @striker1122 4 роки тому +2

      Triston Murdock true my pool of useless knowledge needs to be expanded

    • @identifyed1903
      @identifyed1903 4 роки тому +1

      Spelled his name wrong

  • @joeking5917
    @joeking5917 3 роки тому +7

    6:38 Seeing that Cacodemon flying away like a balloon...I think my sense of humor is finally broken

  • @WAHegle91
    @WAHegle91 4 роки тому +185

    LMAO Sam Fisher playing the JoJo "il vento d'oro" like it's boss music.

    • @zachdavis8251
      @zachdavis8251 4 роки тому +13

      Nobody:
      Random Guard: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @codename1176
      @codename1176 4 роки тому +2

      Favorite part of the video

    • @J-dogd
      @J-dogd 4 роки тому +1

      The final boss in the game

  • @alialhumaidi9802
    @alialhumaidi9802 4 роки тому +101

    "Killer queen, third bomb bite the dust" literally...FOR ZA WARUDO TOOO BITE THE DUST, how scary do you wanna be badger

  • @runner0233
    @runner0233 4 роки тому +617

    this scream sound effect looks like it was tanken out of a hentai
    12:21

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 4 роки тому +59

      Pretty sure he adds a random one everytime he beans hibana

    • @alybadry203
      @alybadry203 4 роки тому +46

      He took Korean dub Ahri death sounds and added them to some of his vids

    • @theVortex77
      @theVortex77 3 роки тому +12

      to me it sounds like a dying cat

    • @jellykingace
      @jellykingace 3 роки тому +8

      Looks? (I realized this after three months)

    • @Dreamy_nyx
      @Dreamy_nyx 3 роки тому +4

      Probably was

  • @Scorchlette
    @Scorchlette 3 роки тому +6

    "There is no way someone could miss that many shots unintentionally."
    Badger has never met me.

  • @pingvinowich2224
    @pingvinowich2224 4 роки тому +114

    A minute ago?
    "Hold my beer."

  • @joanneiva4440
    @joanneiva4440 3 роки тому +72

    "it can penetrate hard or soft surfaces"
    best quote from badger

  • @thelemursoldier249
    @thelemursoldier249 4 роки тому +59

    Sam Fisher: *Plays piano with MALICIOUS INTENT*
    Me: oh sh-!

    • @slyriddle968
      @slyriddle968 4 роки тому +1

      That made me shit myself XO

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 4 роки тому +2

      I was actually scared Sam Fisher just busted into my room and brought a whole ass piano with him just to play Il Vento D'oro before he krumped my ass

  • @aperturescienceguy2737
    @aperturescienceguy2737 3 роки тому +5

    "We've got a dozen dogs on pat-"
    *Menacing fisher*

  • @zerrierslizer1
    @zerrierslizer1 4 роки тому +188

    imagine Sam Fisher opening up a clothing store with his own brand of jackets.
    Sam Fisher is proud to present onto you, *The Tactical Jacket*
    enjoy new flavors of Tactical goodness with the new jacket brand of *Cell splitter Jacket* and *Splinter Weave Jacket* coming to a store not so near you as to not arouse suspicion.

  • @nonamegaming6455
    @nonamegaming6455 4 роки тому +44

    I’m loving the influx of jojokes and jojo memes

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 4 роки тому +2

      Jojo ftw

    • @justanotherfoolish
      @justanotherfoolish 4 роки тому +1

      I think Badger is a weeb

    • @acidsugarz
      @acidsugarz 4 роки тому +3

      Becoming a JoJo fan is just Bite Za Dusto: it never stops and just keeps getting worse lmao
      Once you sucked in, there's no way out

    • @nonamegaming6455
      @nonamegaming6455 4 роки тому

      Acidsugarzz would it be more accurate if it was called Gold Experience Requiem then?

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce 4 роки тому +64

    9:35
    "You're mine, Pawl-yasu"
    Also, a Giorno's theme AND Killer Queen reference? Damm, nice bro

    • @t.e.oproject33
      @t.e.oproject33 4 роки тому +2

      Palhaço means clown in portuguese

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 4 роки тому +1

      @@t.e.oproject33 I know what it means, i'm brazilian myself. I was just making fun of the way Badger said it

    • @OwOnt
      @OwOnt 2 роки тому +1

      @@Voc_spooksauce p o g