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  • @tygodeelen3955
    @tygodeelen3955 5 років тому +1175

    That pigeon jamming out is the best thing ever

  • @annanorell2102
    @annanorell2102 5 років тому +1444

    "I finally finished my book about nutmeg"
    "Well it's about thyme"
    "No *Kevin* its about *nutmeg* "

    • @chlorinatedpopsicle5098
      @chlorinatedpopsicle5098 5 років тому +31

      Thyme*

    • @eatyourcereal943
      @eatyourcereal943 5 років тому +4

      Time*

    • @chlorinatedpopsicle5098
      @chlorinatedpopsicle5098 5 років тому +25

      @@eatyourcereal943 The joke in the vine is that when the dude replies with, "It's about time!" It's a play-on-words because time is pronounced the same as thyme, and thyme and nutmeg are both spices; hence why the other dude corrects him, saying, "No, Kevin, it's about nutmeg!"

    • @dukewonky1744
      @dukewonky1744 5 років тому +4

      Chlorinated Popsicle owned

    • @dukewonky1744
      @dukewonky1744 5 років тому +6

      Oof ? O W N E D

  • @kibby1230
    @kibby1230 5 років тому +508

    9:21
    the radioactive spider getting ready to bite Peter Parker

  • @bsu_seth6642
    @bsu_seth6642 5 років тому +421

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Squidward at a dance audition 9:20

  • @ALB-Draws
    @ALB-Draws 5 років тому +548

    6:59 wht the actual-- Evangelion?!
    Even the police are getting threatened by this ANIME.

    • @robnwoo401
      @robnwoo401 5 років тому +23

      You can (not) get arrested

    • @Morg1749
      @Morg1749 5 років тому +16

      My reaction to when I realised it was Evangelion was "😧😲😂"

    • @kyo4386
      @kyo4386 5 років тому +8

      its actually the japanese coast guard band playing ua-cam.com/video/aXjIy0XQGi4/v-deo.html

    • @fuusion8998
      @fuusion8998 5 років тому +2

      I literally learned about the OP yesterday and I’m like wait... ZANKOKUUUUUU

    • @Squid-Game
      @Squid-Game 5 років тому

      Amalee 100

  • @unicorncurry317
    @unicorncurry317 5 років тому +331

    1:33 the japanese says "eat/to eat"
    *HE'S EATING THE BREAD YOU GUYS*

    • @isurehopeso7689
      @isurehopeso7689 5 років тому +5

      @Unicorn curry, thank you for information

    • @florac4454
      @florac4454 5 років тому +11

      Damn that's some sinister shit.

    • @opinionatedanimatedp4766
      @opinionatedanimatedp4766 5 років тому +11

      My dog actually ate a whole loaf of bread RIGHT AFTER we have gone food shopping. He went in the fridge and ate the bread

    • @unicorncurry317
      @unicorncurry317 5 років тому +7

      @@opinionatedanimatedp4766 lol at least your dog is smart enough to open a fridge mine when I walk mine sometimes she will just randomly start windows updating and just sit there for an hour

    • @opinionatedanimatedp4766
      @opinionatedanimatedp4766 5 років тому +5

      @@unicorncurry317 xD I remember this one time I came home to the freezer open. I walked into the living room and there my cat was. EATING THE MEAT FROM THE FREEZER. I made him quickly spit it out and I took the remaining meat and cooked it for him to eat(Since I dont want him to get sick from eating the frozen meat)

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 5 років тому +4960

    9:05
    "Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?"
    "Nuh uh."
    *"W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O ?"*

  • @cottrexiscool
    @cottrexiscool 5 років тому +181

    0:38 you realize someone saw their sandle and was like “pirate ship” XD

  • @movedchannels1329
    @movedchannels1329 5 років тому +370

    5:24 Nobody: My In-Game Character walking around an npc town:

  • @sofieamorales
    @sofieamorales 5 років тому +651

    7:52 when u open a pack of gum in class

  • @alvinemp9042
    @alvinemp9042 5 років тому +299

    “there’s a mushroom on ur shirt”
    “aw, *im a failure* !!11!!!1!”

  • @landontruong6156
    @landontruong6156 5 років тому +122

    5:23 I just realized that he was playing the Spider-Man theme song, I’m such an idiot

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 3 роки тому +2

      SCOTTISH MAN, SCOTTISH MAN! DOES WHATEVERS A SCOTTSMAN CAN!

  • @forcedhaircut
    @forcedhaircut 5 років тому +1353

    “You can send me two breads”
    My man gotta fuckton of bread

    • @stupidfack7832
      @stupidfack7832 5 років тому +4

      Don't swear........

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 5 років тому +2

      Mystic Ender Penguin
      this is youtube what do you expect

    • @mrstealyokid9060
      @mrstealyokid9060 5 років тому +4

      🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

    • @stupidfack7832
      @stupidfack7832 5 років тому

      @@mewyorkcityf46607 for people with decent manners not to swear bruv

    • @forcedhaircut
      @forcedhaircut 5 років тому

      Mystic Ender Penguin It’s a J O K E.. A JOKE get a life

  • @uafgames9061
    @uafgames9061 5 років тому +310

    "Phineas, I'm not going to get on a silly little-"
    *"GET ON THE TRIKE!!!!!"*

  • @DoggyBoy-vg8si
    @DoggyBoy-vg8si 5 років тому +4095

    3:17 when your mom walks in on you when you’re supposed to be asleep

  • @xervicalribxx
    @xervicalribxx 5 років тому +275

    Nobody:
    Not even aliens:
    Me and my friends at school: 9:10

  • @gikrey
    @gikrey 5 років тому +227

    2:58
    When the dealer at school says we gotta do it fast.
    "We gotta do it fast."
    "Ok."
    *Does not even in a second*
    "WaIt wHaT?"

  • @_justanotherguitarist_1908
    @_justanotherguitarist_1908 5 років тому +2328

    9:29 me auditioning as one of the crabs in crab rave song

  • @thomasjudkins6823
    @thomasjudkins6823 5 років тому +1038

    Literally nobody:
    The spider in the top corner of my room: 9:20

    • @craigsblunt
      @craigsblunt 5 років тому +2

      HAHAHAHA

    • @zyxiii1
      @zyxiii1 5 років тому +26

      Me: Laughing
      Next vine: uhhh you nearly dropped my iphone A 60+ rose gold dyjdghftfyufyfyufuk for 2 years

    • @caydeofspaydes
      @caydeofspaydes 5 років тому +7

      The thing is, the dancer was pulling and improv of a spider!

    • @amiistad
      @amiistad 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @pettynezumi2213
      @pettynezumi2213 5 років тому +1

      XD

  • @NeoRaze99
    @NeoRaze99 5 років тому +506

    7:08
    "God bless Amereecaaaa... my home... sweet... hoO-*UH*"

  • @hafidzrizki5603
    @hafidzrizki5603 5 років тому +1456

    6:58
    Me: I heard this song before, what was it??
    Me: IT WAS SHINSEIKI EVANGELION OP

  • @goodshotcam
    @goodshotcam 5 років тому +323

    "So, how are you dealing with all the fame?"
    *EATS MICROPHONE*

  • @maddiinness1686
    @maddiinness1686 5 років тому +1365

    5:02
    when i was little i no joke used to cry when this scene came on

  • @lol-lh7sq
    @lol-lh7sq 5 років тому +341

    2:58 when there's an old homeless man in your basement.

    • @senatornokia4071
      @senatornokia4071 4 роки тому +4

      Chan Mak well technically he isn’t homeless

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. 4 роки тому

      LOL

    • @bxcrk
      @bxcrk 4 роки тому

      Can relate

  • @cardboardqueen5178
    @cardboardqueen5178 5 років тому +3095

    Other name for this
    “Vines I can watch around my mother”

  • @v4mpb3rry
    @v4mpb3rry 5 років тому +465

    8:00 I can only dream of having the power of raccoon summoning one day

    • @tereza9526
      @tereza9526 5 років тому

      But me with bird

    • @MackAttack101
      @MackAttack101 5 років тому +8

      They *CHONCC*

    • @aideneberhardt6290
      @aideneberhardt6290 5 років тому +5

      Me but I just summon a random animal each time I play

    • @humanposer6433
      @humanposer6433 5 років тому +2

      Macknificent 101
      Ye very nice choncc :D

    • @kadlando6492
      @kadlando6492 5 років тому +1

      @@aideneberhardt6290 summons a fucking elephent in a macdonalds

  • @Glorimarinelly
    @Glorimarinelly 5 років тому +1718

    *This was sponsored by mcdonald borgor*
    Go to McDonald’s and eat your mc- mc- mcsandwi- *YEETS SANDWICH*

  • @alliemoreno5896
    @alliemoreno5896 5 років тому +142

    8:29 Larray when he finds out he’s 1% Mexican

  • @aixide
    @aixide 5 років тому +350

    "There's a mushroom on your shirt"
    "Ohhh... I'm a failure"

  • @misakikokoro8775
    @misakikokoro8775 5 років тому +2046

    “Thanks Obama.”
    -Obama

    • @kylejohnson2977
      @kylejohnson2977 5 років тому +4

      SaltayFrenchFriez Official 😂😂🤣

    • @EHailOfficial
      @EHailOfficial 5 років тому +16

      But whats his last name

    • @Saturnares
      @Saturnares 5 років тому +1

      @@EHailOfficial I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT, HIS LAST NAME I

    • @fakeblue8985
      @fakeblue8985 5 років тому +1

      Saturn314x SILENCE

    • @Saturnares
      @Saturnares 5 років тому +8

      @@fakeblue8985 This reply is not from the government. Obama does not have a last name. Do not search for his last name. Do not waste your time. It is useless to search for his last name. Obama does not have one. Do not risk your life to find Obama's last name. He does not have one. Do not search for it. Do not.

  • @AKmacintosh
    @AKmacintosh 5 років тому +1295

    7:55
    "It's strange this human, it sings the song of my people."

  • @daniawood8721
    @daniawood8721 4 роки тому +257

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    No one in the universe:
    Lady: there's a mushroom on your shirt.

  • @user-jg9zm8yd1d
    @user-jg9zm8yd1d 5 років тому +293

    9:08 ....I wasn't expecting that, and now it hurts to move cause my ribs hurt.

  • @oshayoshay4514
    @oshayoshay4514 5 років тому +194

    5:01 My first try on Mario kart DS (2010)

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial 5 років тому +1243

    7:17 That one bad kid in the school choir overpowering everybody

    • @zephyr-.
      @zephyr-. 5 років тому +10

      IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 років тому +4

      U dayum right there boi

    • @koenhaps2771
      @koenhaps2771 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @reggie6871
      @reggie6871 5 років тому +2

      cauis i hope you see this you loud “i’m a soprano to be a quirky boy” headass

    • @ItsMeFoxx
      @ItsMeFoxx 5 років тому

      Frick yeah boi it's so frickin annoying

  • @venusmoon8645
    @venusmoon8645 4 роки тому +223

    2:08
    I think we can all agree this should be every boys gf

  • @bean7766
    @bean7766 5 років тому +204

    Guy singing: “My home... sweet... HoMeee.”
    People in the stands: “That was brutal.”

    • @dirtsoils
      @dirtsoils 5 років тому +2

      Beans Bonie we had em in the first half not gonna
      Ie

  • @louiebili17yearsagoedited85
    @louiebili17yearsagoedited85 5 років тому +284

    Who else types the memes that you liked into your search bar and then you come back to the video so that you can look them up later

    • @yimyum8545
      @yimyum8545 5 років тому +6

      Your comment says that it was posted 17 years ago. Im scared

    • @louiebili17yearsagoedited85
      @louiebili17yearsagoedited85 5 років тому +2

      You should be

    • @yimyum8545
      @yimyum8545 5 років тому +1

      @@louiebili17yearsagoedited85 /'O'\

    • @bunbo1812
      @bunbo1812 5 років тому +1

      @@yimyum8545 omg same for me how in the fu- 😂😂

    • @unicorns537
      @unicorns537 5 років тому +1

      @@bunbo1812 It's the channel name (r/wooooosh)

  • @moonpilot
    @moonpilot 5 років тому +130

    2:07
    Crush: I like girls who play instruments
    *Me:*

  • @soupe5896
    @soupe5896 5 років тому +45

    Kid: Hey Goob, wanna have a sleepover?
    Goob: They all hated-
    *ADVERTIMENT*

  • @Zrs-2
    @Zrs-2 5 років тому +1054

    2:57 How in the hell was that done so fast!?

  • @pileofcrap-w-8309
    @pileofcrap-w-8309 5 років тому +1681

    *"We also saw this dog with a banana-"*
    Never more in my life have I wanted to go somewhere-
    *"Aww, I'm a failure!"*
    No. Dont be like me child.

  • @tremaxwell7359
    @tremaxwell7359 5 років тому +703

    The Shrek scene @ 5:00 is the only reason why I don’t watch the 3rd one

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 років тому +13

      I like the 3rd one. Better than whatever the 4th one was.

    • @jalasterisk
      @jalasterisk 5 років тому +3

      Trey Maxwell I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE

    • @noahloacker3169
      @noahloacker3169 5 років тому +1

      Binch what

    • @davianthesloth4163
      @davianthesloth4163 5 років тому +3

      This scared me so much as a kid

    • @queso9420
      @queso9420 5 років тому +3

      don't correct the time stamp or you are gay and love fortnite

  • @ohhiitsmealex2024
    @ohhiitsmealex2024 5 років тому +31

    Me: * passes out *
    My best friend trying to take a nap on class: *good*

  • @aethien4753
    @aethien4753 5 років тому +303

    *Doggie says he takes all breads*
    Me-Has my cupboards filled with chocolate bread-
    Still me- ;-;

    • @Hanwrld60
      @Hanwrld60 5 років тому +2

      • Weeb • DANG IT YOU HAD ONE JOB!

    • @aethien4753
      @aethien4753 5 років тому

      @@Hanwrld60 IM SORRRYYY

    • @Yukine_2607
      @Yukine_2607 4 роки тому

      Sad😂😂

  • @thewows6874
    @thewows6874 5 років тому +269

    6:34
    YAY SELF DOUBT AND DEPRESSION! YAY!
    Edit: OMG thx for 280 likes 😀

    • @nibbachinfloyd8385
      @nibbachinfloyd8385 5 років тому

      Do you know the song name

    • @GavinBogie
      @GavinBogie 5 років тому +4

      Cesar Villa i think they were talking about the mushroom one by dude 😅

    • @uniquenewyork3325
      @uniquenewyork3325 5 років тому

      @@nibbachinfloyd8385 misterwives- reflections

    • @angraciagrampon7240
      @angraciagrampon7240 5 років тому +1

      @@nibbachinfloyd8385 I think its reflections by misterwives but I'm not 100%

    • @thewows6874
      @thewows6874 4 роки тому

      A user of the internets its supposed to be a joke.......

  • @Oniixide
    @Oniixide 5 років тому +394

    1:41 I feel blessed that this took place in my home city

    • @existingtortilla1071
      @existingtortilla1071 5 років тому +1

      @- Oniixide - where?

    • @Oniixide
      @Oniixide 5 років тому +8

      Corrupted Nitro I recognise the street, it’s right in the cbd of Melbourne, Australia

    • @alexiseckart5484
      @alexiseckart5484 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was Melbourne!

    • @doggy_ded_dingus
      @doggy_ded_dingus 5 років тому +2

      Dib

    • @Oniixide
      @Oniixide 5 років тому +1

      insanity 666 yes of course

  • @WhyKito
    @WhyKito 5 років тому +49

    7:50
    Mother Nature's Ninja: Ah the sound of homeland! its was pretty!

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. 4 роки тому +3

      WhyKito raccoon concert

  • @7seven788
    @7seven788 5 років тому +56

    “Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber smashing against a window?”
    “Nu-uh”
    “ *WoUlD YoU lIkE tO?* “
    I honestly died

  • @cheezeguyLOZ
    @cheezeguyLOZ 5 років тому +537

    7:51
    We've found the descendent of the pied piper.

  • @GHILII
    @GHILII 5 років тому +189

    7:18
    This hurts... I CAN FEEL THE SECOND-HAND EMBARRASSMENT

    • @min._.nolonger86
      @min._.nolonger86 5 років тому +5

      Is yr pfp lumine 😃

    • @GHILII
      @GHILII 5 років тому +2

      @@min._.nolonger86
      yes ;3

    • @geeemoney1669
      @geeemoney1669 5 років тому

      I know I started sweating watching it, seriously

    • @GHILII
      @GHILII 5 років тому

      @Amanda Harrison
      thank u!

    • @BonkBro
      @BonkBro 5 років тому +2

      Its funny cuz I sang and my voice cracked at the worst time coz my crush heard it and laughed so hard and she still reminds me of it

  • @jocelyn_blvd
    @jocelyn_blvd 5 років тому +91

    1:45
    Other people: There's no such thing as cute and funny it's imposs-

  • @dafinkey462
    @dafinkey462 5 років тому +157

    Candice: I’m not getting on the tric-
    Phinese: *GET ON THE TRICYCLE*

  • @thaliagarcia7710
    @thaliagarcia7710 5 років тому +31

    Candis: "There is no way I'm getting on-"
    Phineas: *"GET ON THE TRICYCLE!!!"*

  • @FrozenWaffles64
    @FrozenWaffles64 5 років тому +1901

    Let’s be honest
    A dollar for a banana is a great deal
    3:01

    • @filipemina2044
      @filipemina2044 5 років тому +62

      Dollar=emerald
      Banana= dirt
      The guy who just gived the banana=villager

    • @FrozenWaffles64
      @FrozenWaffles64 5 років тому +12

      Filipe Miná STONKS

    • @paperscaper8638
      @paperscaper8638 5 років тому +45

      No it isn't X ) I work at Walmart and we sell them for 44 cents a pound. You can get like 7 bananas for a dollar.

    • @FrozenWaffles64
      @FrozenWaffles64 5 років тому +4

      Paper Scaper that’s actually LEGIT.

    • @averageellingtonenjoyer
      @averageellingtonenjoyer 5 років тому +3

      @@filipemina2044 gived

  • @TheRealRatWeasle
    @TheRealRatWeasle 5 років тому +66

    6:10 me in drama when no one is acting except me.

    • @MittensWichen
      @MittensWichen 4 роки тому +4

      *GET ON THE TRYCICAL*

    • @tuo5155
      @tuo5155 4 роки тому +4

      I am Extremely disappointed not that the “news girl”

    • @nutellamilk3984
      @nutellamilk3984 4 роки тому +1

      @@tuo5155 I kinda wanted it to be the news girl-

    • @tuo5155
      @tuo5155 4 роки тому +1

      Inferno_Milø same

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 5 років тому +534

    9:23
    Me: forgets to clean room
    Spiders:

    • @justanna4523
      @justanna4523 5 років тому

      Kobe Kola LMAOO

    • @chugs6817
      @chugs6817 5 років тому

      Kobe Kola it’s ok it’s actually spider-man

  • @nolanhebert1377
    @nolanhebert1377 5 років тому +1110

    9:24 she will communicate with the aliens at area 51

  • @151_zeek2
    @151_zeek2 5 років тому +89

    1:48 Dude that birb got some GROOVES, daaaaaaaaang birb!

    • @wenkhoo6845
      @wenkhoo6845 5 років тому

      151_ Zeek what’s a bird 🦅 XD it’s bird

    • @stealth_killer-jm9ly
      @stealth_killer-jm9ly 5 років тому

      It has a leg

    • @mrssteal
      @mrssteal 5 років тому +1

      The bird has one leg😭

    • @wacahead
      @wacahead 5 років тому

      @@wenkhoo6845 it's a joke

    • @151_zeek2
      @151_zeek2 5 років тому

      @@mrssteal yea its sad, poor birb

  • @saundracobbin7719
    @saundracobbin7719 5 років тому +29

    0:13 when I come home and see mom with The belt waiting for me

  • @gradymc2633
    @gradymc2633 5 років тому +163

    4:36 HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS, THAT IS FRICKIN’ PETRIFYING

  • @DriftingSatellite
    @DriftingSatellite 5 років тому +71

    When the girl started playing the kazoo
    The first thing I thought was "wow that's an impressive vibrato"
    I don't know why

  • @watermelonokie6301
    @watermelonokie6301 5 років тому +943

    Not a single soul
    The spider on the corner of my wall trying to escape my bug spray.
    9:34

  • @Juno_Ghoulette
    @Juno_Ghoulette 4 роки тому +26

    8:14 he is playing the song of the raccoons he is now there god

  • @ballestic_monkeymeemmeess9569
    @ballestic_monkeymeemmeess9569 5 років тому +129

    3:37 is very calm I love it it's relaxing 😌😴😌

    • @dead_dude5248
      @dead_dude5248 5 років тому +7

      The animation is made by jack stauber

    • @Panickingatemo
      @Panickingatemo 5 років тому +3

      Jack Stauber Buttercup // yeehaw. Dallon Weekes //

    • @RealyzeIt
      @RealyzeIt 5 років тому +1

      That's jack stauber bro

  • @txicwaste5979
    @txicwaste5979 5 років тому +446

    Me: Has a phobia of spiders
    The spider waiting for me on my toilet a 3 am: 9:22

    • @user-kp6jw2lz1b
      @user-kp6jw2lz1b 5 років тому +2

      You dont have a phobia of spiders you're just a pussy.

    • @cassandragood60
      @cassandragood60 5 років тому +6

      @@user-kp6jw2lz1b no its a phonia

    • @user-kp6jw2lz1b
      @user-kp6jw2lz1b 5 років тому +5

      @@cassandragood60 I have never seen a grown ass Male or female be afraid of spiders the only people that have phobias of spiders are people with the same profile picture as, kryingkermit and who spells crying 'krying'

    • @swat1779
      @swat1779 5 років тому +5

      Me:buys tarantulas

    • @josed6739
      @josed6739 5 років тому +7

      @@user-kp6jw2lz1b why are you being so mean you do know that a phobia can be dangerous and plus it doesnt matter if a Male or a female is afraid of spiders, it just happens to people, everyone has to be at least afriad of something

  • @larreay1289
    @larreay1289 5 років тому +624

    School: What instrument do you play?
    Me: it's Complicated 2:18

  • @pseudomaniac2182
    @pseudomaniac2182 4 роки тому +16

    2:06 did she just...
    'sticked' more than 10 kazoos together and played my fav song on the most hilarious kind you could do it?
    That's insane🤣😝🦄
    It's a kind of magic...

  • @tainful749
    @tainful749 5 років тому +62

    “ I have to touch it- “
    *“ No one touches the shaqtus...“*
    “ Alright.. “

  • @v.ictorzzz
    @v.ictorzzz 5 років тому +82

    0:12 when your trying to get a snack at 3AM on a school night and your parent walks in

  • @EvacTouch
    @EvacTouch 5 років тому +104

    3:01 give me that clip
    4:37 wwhat
    5:05 Shrek: The horror
    5:40 *smash*

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 5 років тому +16

    Your outro had me waiting the entire time for a "WHO'S THAT POKEMON?! IT'S SOME RANDOM DUDE WITH FRIZZY HAIR!"

  • @ralsyisscared4283
    @ralsyisscared4283 5 років тому +432

    5:30 youtuber's talking about a sponsorship they don't wanna waste their time doing

  • @enjoyedspace1659
    @enjoyedspace1659 5 років тому +678

    The perfect girl doesn’t exi-
    2:10

    • @sapunaruh
      @sapunaruh 5 років тому +25

      u forgot to put the last leters, still no perfect girl lol
      jk

    • @madmannn9576
      @madmannn9576 5 років тому +4

      st

    • @decreer4567
      @decreer4567 5 років тому +17

      Purple haired weirdo

    • @jotch4113
      @jotch4113 5 років тому +15

      imagine stealing a comment from the original video

    • @vaguepepper4028
      @vaguepepper4028 5 років тому +1

      beta male loser of course a loser like you would love thar

  • @celelily
    @celelily 5 років тому +479

    6:35
    "There's a Mushroom on ur shirt"
    "Aw, I'm a failure"

  • @c0smicbr0wni3s9
    @c0smicbr0wni3s9 5 років тому +21

    9:29
    That spider in my room showing me why I shouldn't kill it.

  • @thatonesentientbagel4043
    @thatonesentientbagel4043 5 років тому +395

    1:16 I shall send myself in if it makes this doggo happy

    • @thatonesentientbagel4043
      @thatonesentientbagel4043 5 років тому +7

      XURIX my mom died 6 years ago, DARN YOU KEVIN PERIWINKLE.

    • @thatonesentientbagel4043
      @thatonesentientbagel4043 5 років тому +3

      BreezyBella Animates imma bagel, My family were bagels, we lived it Kevin's house, Kevin is fat and likes bagels, let's just say out of 69, 1 survived.

    • @user-pi4fb9ht5i
      @user-pi4fb9ht5i 5 років тому +3

      Nobody asked but that dog has a UA-cam channel called tofupupper,
      I just felt like saying that with hopes of making somebodies day better.

    • @sleepy_koko
      @sleepy_koko 5 років тому

      That One Sentient Bagel who knew the bagel had a dark and tragic backstory

    • @BushVFX
      @BushVFX 5 років тому

      What am I do wit it?
      *ITS A SECRET*

  • @ultimategirlplays3954
    @ultimategirlplays3954 5 років тому +205

    No one:
    *Minecraft parrots when you turn the music box on: **1:51*

  • @The-Lion-Of-Feronia
    @The-Lion-Of-Feronia 5 років тому +78

    7:55 the legend has it he’s still singing till this day

  • @symmetrymyfriend
    @symmetrymyfriend 5 років тому +47

    6:59
    Swat police idk: *why do I hear boss music*

    • @Lance-of7it
      @Lance-of7it 5 років тому

      Do you know what song they were playing?

    • @myla6202
      @myla6202 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah what song were they playing? It's sounds super familiar?

    • @Lance-of7it
      @Lance-of7it 4 роки тому +5

      @@myla6202 i found the song its the evangelion theme

    • @myla6202
      @myla6202 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lance-of7it tysm

    • @blockcrazygirl6195
      @blockcrazygirl6195 4 роки тому +1

      @@Lance-of7it Thank you I have been searching for an answer for hours

  • @echoxdm718
    @echoxdm718 5 років тому +79

    9:23
    The spider in my room when i'm listening music

  • @blubasnurk4241
    @blubasnurk4241 5 років тому +405

    “Dear diary”
    *doot*
    Doggo: *_Disobeys every single law of physics we ever had_*

  • @non-binaryfinery
    @non-binaryfinery 5 років тому +1580

    *Your bread hand it over pal*

  • @WillowGypsy13
    @WillowGypsy13 4 роки тому +10

    2:55
    Me: puts a dollar near bed to see if my sleep parilize demon wizard is happy and awake
    My sleep parilize wizard: *grabs dollar and trades me a random fruit to make me laugh*

  • @kazooblw
    @kazooblw 5 років тому +800

    There’s a mushroom on your shirt
    Aww I’m a failure
    How in the heck did I get 717 likes in 6 days what the heck

  • @rubsy5611
    @rubsy5611 5 років тому +153

    1:47 see him every Saturday at Melbourne central

  • @splatkel
    @splatkel 5 років тому +77

    9:17
    Someone:omg what are you wearing??
    Me wearing a tweek(south park) cosplay:gucci

    • @sirmicothesilly
      @sirmicothesilly 5 років тому +2

      Someone: omg what are you wearing??
      Me wearing my SS uniform: gucci

  • @lannasouth8449
    @lannasouth8449 5 років тому +18

    When your tht one kid who looks for answers but one person looks at you like "sup I halp" 6:40

  • @Kyo-ct1jt
    @Kyo-ct1jt 5 років тому +335

    Andy: **Walks into room**
    Toys: 3:18

  • @PoisonHeart
    @PoisonHeart 5 років тому +269

    "Whats up goob? Cool binder!"
    "Hey goob! Wanna come to my house later?"
    ...
    *they all hated me*

    • @the_moist
      @the_moist 5 років тому +15

      Yes, we also watched the video

    • @goku-sun1203
      @goku-sun1203 5 років тому +1

      goob?

    • @HERO_DREAMER
      @HERO_DREAMER 5 років тому

      Noooo

    • @HERO_DREAMER
      @HERO_DREAMER 5 років тому

      10000 videos with no subscribers
      Some people like quoting notable bits 🤷‍♀️

  • @domassolo3885
    @domassolo3885 5 років тому +1114

    1:40 is that where minecraft got the idea of dancing parrots?

    • @hqppylvnqr5154
      @hqppylvnqr5154 5 років тому +21

      Wholesome dancing parrots :>

    • @tubbyqueen
      @tubbyqueen 5 років тому +5

      Minecraft doesn’t update itself..

    • @domassolo3885
      @domassolo3885 5 років тому +10

      bro its a joke
      r/woooosh

    • @gthebit1499
      @gthebit1499 5 років тому +8

      Haha you said woosh omg that's so funny because the joke went above him like woosh haha

    • @tubbyqueen
      @tubbyqueen 5 років тому

      gTheBit “him”?!

  • @snotdumpster2322
    @snotdumpster2322 5 років тому +78

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Veronica: *morphs into chihuahua and flies* DEAR DIARY.

  • @royally.anxious_9395
    @royally.anxious_9395 5 років тому +224

    *i was escaped from the police*
    *dis is my new home*
    *wit da pigeon*
    *heLlOo pigeon*
    *aHhgh*

  • @movedtomomo736
    @movedtomomo736 5 років тому +407

    nobody:
    me:
    m o r e j a c k s t a u b e r m e m e s

  • @-Qrow
    @-Qrow 5 років тому +46

    7:51
    The raccoon whisperer
    But like seriously- he legit summoned them

    • @wafa6377
      @wafa6377 5 років тому

      WolfGirl Draws THEYRE SO FAT AND CUTE

    • @-Qrow
      @-Qrow 5 років тому

      Planetz
      yEs

  • @csidez
    @csidez 4 роки тому +8

    “GET ON THE TRICACLE” -Phineas

  • @mysteryman3237
    @mysteryman3237 5 років тому +156

    4:37
    michael jackson's multiverse to sing 1 beautiful song called "hihi"

  • @humbertorosales8119
    @humbertorosales8119 5 років тому +85

    0:46 once in a Pool party someone dragged a chair into the pool and it looked like that

  • @danielvelasquez625
    @danielvelasquez625 5 років тому +573

    At 3:00, a man traded a piece of moneyz for a bananananananana
    Wonder where the dog got it from?
    At 5:22
    WOW 277 LIKE IN A DAY!?!?

  • @vurlox
    @vurlox 4 роки тому +19

    0:16
    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Kid: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

    • @wahoo.
      @wahoo. 4 роки тому +1

      He protecc
      He atacc
      But most importantly
      He eat his snacc

    • @deadwishcopper9253
      @deadwishcopper9253 4 роки тому

      He is a martian of metal slug 2 i swear

    • @loyolamenoscal4960
      @loyolamenoscal4960 4 роки тому

      He give that zombie a great big wacc

    • @loyolamenoscal4960
      @loyolamenoscal4960 4 роки тому

      0:16
      People: Were not hungry, we just want a snack.
      Very hungry and young girl with her dad on a motor cycle: *stares at food* give me.
      *McDonald's worker hands them food in*
      Very hungry and young girl with her dad on a motorcycle: *rrr* dad dont go to FA-
      *rushed passed* AAAAAAST!!