Vox Mockery - The Best Insults from The Legend of Vox Machina Season 1
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- The most creative, evocative, and colorful insults from the heroes of Vox Machina.
Spoilers for all of The Legend of Vox Machina Season 1.
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"These people survived the apocalypse Scanlan, they don't need your gonoroia"
Im fucking dying, so savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ya know, if you have actual gonorrhea, I've got an extra potion of Max Healing, it'll remove all curses and plagues from ya. Spare the next wench that gives you a pity-fuck."
When she said "that was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen, and I hang out with Scanlon" THAT was the insult of the century. I'm sure everyone knows what I mean.
After Percy destroys the gun " Glad we are rid of cursed weapons"
Next season with Grog and Craven Edge "OHH COME ON!"
Didn’t know the school was having a Grom
Grog was quite quick about dealing with that piece AND he suffered much more for having it than Percy did for having his pepperbox
@@bionmccool Percy's suffering is internal. And I don't think he'll ever truly be over it. He's just good at putting on airs, like any noble is.
I love how they included "You're the face I saw when murder entered my heart." Truly an iconic Percy moment
Straight from Critical Role. I love it.
Call me an edgelord but Percy has always been one of my absolute favorite characters in all of Critical Role, Taliesin is a god of making and roleplaying characters, but the way he interacted with Percy's backstory was the hardest shit I have seen hands down and one of the things that made me fall in love with TTRPGs. Mind you I am almost 20 now and I started watching these guys back in C1 when I was about 14
@@upsidedownpyramid7617he’s my fav as well
"That was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen,
And I hang out with Scanlan."
Fucking Ace mate
I had to replay *C'MERE FUCKSTICK* 5 times when I heard it for the first time. I love grog.
And then "cmere limp noodle" as he saves the artificer from acid
Its how fast he says it that gets me. *_C'MEREFUCKSTICK._*
@@AntonsVoice its little noodle
@@AntonsVoice Percy is actually a homebrew fighter, not an artificer. But (very minor spoilers)
there is an artificer that will probably appear around season 4.
Grog calling someone a twit is a ye highlight of my week
But it was, in fact, a trap.
I love Percy calling Vax a peasant
Come on Vex, no one breaks balls better than you🤣🤣
He’s not wrong!
not an insult,it was a complement
"Come 'ere you little noodle" I AM DEAD
Pretty sure he said "limp noodle" which is double funny because it is meant proverbially in two senses, Percy slumped over in disbelief over his sisters betrayal and a little teasing over his manhood.
@@page8301 Nope. It was "little".
@@TGZero Nope, I still hear limp.
"C'mere fuckstick" and "you're at the bottom of my list" will forever be my favourites
No matter how many times I watch the scene, it will *always* make me cackle when Grog grabs the guard and says *“Come here, fuckstick!”*
Especially since that guy is the episode's visual cameo of Matt Mercer, their DM. (He does a lot of minor voices throughout but there are a few of those NPCs intentionally drawn to look like him IRL.)
Part of it is how swiftly it all goes down.
0:56 “Come here, f**kstick!”
My favorite one. Short, sweet, and gets the point across lol.
0:06 My personal favorite: Grog, you dumb, brave asshole!
0:56 my favorite.
I especially love that it's a Matt cameo. XD
CUHMERE, FUCKSTICK
2:22 Me when I have to solve a puzzle in a game but it keeps sending endless enemies until I do.
0:52 Pike, your Gwen Tennyson is showing
Omg that is her!! How did I not notice! So we got captain Ukitake. The mighty Thor. And Gwen Friggin Tennyson. All in the same damn show
@@furionmax7824 You forgot Kushina Uzumaki, Cyborg, Basil Hawkins, Azula, and Jotaro Kujo
Wait is pikes voice actor really the same voice actor Gwen Tennyson from the Ben 10 series?
@@adrianarballo179 yup, specifically AF-Omniverse Gwen
@@Animestar21 oh ok I did not know that?
2:22 I. Love. Grog. So much!!!! As someone, who’s played a barbarian before, I’ve made those same unintelligible noises before. Can confirm, it’s pure joy.
Those are the sounds of complete terror being converted into unrivaled rage, and it's fucking hilarious
“Come here Fuck stick” was so sudden and one of my grog favorite moments
Quite some from Percy reminded me, together with some if his gun attack animations, that Taliesin was important in making Hellsing. I saw Alucard's sass and shooting style.
It's so funny that Kiki has literally no lines here
she's too pure
She's too nice❤️❤️❤️
Kiki is pure and innocent
Grog: Come here you little noodle . this line was funny xD and adorable, and the last line via Vax.
I thought he said "limp noodle"
Limp
He said little noodle
I love pike's "doofus" and "unholy fucks"
Fince had less than ten minutes of screentime and managed to get like five very creative insults about himself.
And most of them were from Scanlan
2:22 is my favourite
*"YOU MUTHAFAHKER!!"*
im sorry but just... Grog at this moment 2:21 just..... brings me more than it ever has any right bringing me.. he's the best boy
The insults in this show is an A list worthy of quotes
That's certainly one quote to end a video on.
2:02 "you son of a bitch" I'm not the only one who thought this was hot right? Just saying Percy is hot AF when actually mad revenge demon or not
LOL! Oh man, I can tell the whole cast had a huge laugh playing their characters
Love that the ultimate enemy gets a look in, after all it is a thing off evil
"skanky goat-groper" is one of the best for me tbh
"C'mere fuckstick" is my favorite. It gets me howling everytime
You forgot the part where they’re all “planning” and Vax insults their bad ideas while Percy teases Scanlan’s “solo” mission idea
"It's not a door, it's a thing of evil."
The way he says is, he sounds so serious 😂
2:22-2:24 that is the funniest shit I've seen in years!
This is brilliant! Thank you so much for sharing.
2:04 Ghost Rider unleashed!
That last insult. 😂 poor Scanlan.
The door ones 😂😂
Running joke of the campaign doors were their nemesis
@@jenniferstover9557 yeah it’s good that they kept it in the show 😂
1:32 >>>
3:17 😂😂😂
2:05 cold af
Burns all of them
any one notice that the twins romantic partners have green eyes respectively?
"most creative, evocative, and colorful insults" one of them was literally just "fool", cmon bro
Don't forget Pike just saying "Doofus"
Season 1 is the best. Now 2 ? Not so much but I do enjoy the ship of Pex'alia & Scanike. Keyleth & Vax has a long way to go. Kiki about to become Avatar & Vax being champ of Raven is something.
sigh... modern writing
k... what do you want? Saint talk? you want us to talk in thou's and thy's? or would you prefer something more elegant?
if yes, then i suggest just finding another show to watch if it bothers you that much, shouldn't be too hard
What does that even mean?