Joe Rogan Argues Over Amy Schumer Joke Theft Accusations

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  • @Oneiriel
    @Oneiriel 5 років тому +15073

    Never heard of this guy before and I look forward to never hearing about him again.

    • @Taskburg
      @Taskburg 5 років тому +90

      Canto III no wonder Luis Gomez wanted to beat his ass

    • @JamesGraydon
      @JamesGraydon 5 років тому +181

      He's a fucking asshole.

    • @tannercellardoor
      @tannercellardoor 5 років тому +45

      He was great on Horace and Pete with Louis CK

    • @jesseneal7288
      @jesseneal7288 5 років тому +145

      He's defensive af! If energy drinks started hurting people this guy would be the poster boy.

    • @OmnipotentSaiyan
      @OmnipotentSaiyan 5 років тому +92

      He drank TWO Caveman NITROS!

  • @stavrosteve
    @stavrosteve 4 роки тому +3469

    He's waiting for himself to stop speaking, so he can speak.

  • @datmeme8967
    @datmeme8967 6 років тому +6526

    Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her!
    Even more ironically, I stole this joke!

    • @syx3s
      @syx3s 6 років тому +154

      and it's way funnier than anything that she's ever said on stage.

    • @giffy1770
      @giffy1770 6 років тому +81

      Kinda butchered that joke though lol

    • @sonicseducer69
      @sonicseducer69 6 років тому +108

      Cody Gifford it's even more ironic that Amy butchers the jokes she steals too

    • @giffy1770
      @giffy1770 6 років тому +9

      dman lol

    • @mikeo5003
      @mikeo5003 6 років тому +11

      someone doesn't know what irony means

  • @1967dbw
    @1967dbw 2 роки тому +123

    When someone makes an argument, then interrupts and talks over the counterpoint, that's a pretty good sign their position is weak.

  • @kriskahla2818
    @kriskahla2818 4 роки тому +2066

    LOL "I'm a pro comic, i can tell what is funny or not" - most out of touch statement perhaps ever.

    • @richardhernandez4819
      @richardhernandez4819 3 роки тому +74

      Yeah, like the rest of us chimps don’t know what a joke is😂, a concept that has existed since the beginning of time

    • @DarrenH001
      @DarrenH001 3 роки тому +53

      Presumably that's what he yells at his audiences when they fail to laugh.

    • @lziv7583
      @lziv7583 3 роки тому +32

      I didn’t realize that the comedian determines what’s funny when they are doing a bit

    • @juanramos2516
      @juanramos2516 3 роки тому +1

      @@DarrenH001 LMAO probably

    • @lmfislb
      @lmfislb 3 роки тому +7

      He isn't even a known comic, hes bad at the job he's professing authority over

  • @codymcginnis7369
    @codymcginnis7369 5 років тому +4496

    How much blood is in this dude’s cokestream

    • @kylemccutcheon9861
      @kylemccutcheon9861 5 років тому +220

      Cody McGinnis be careful saying funny shit he might steal it

    • @richfarfugnuven6308
      @richfarfugnuven6308 5 років тому +22

      That's hilarious, and probably accurate.

    • @arvins.7064
      @arvins.7064 5 років тому +15

      This deserves more likes!😂😂😂

    • @mengle2004
      @mengle2004 5 років тому +2

      Cody McGinnis ha!

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 5 років тому +13

      Gold, I like the other persons comment that he may steal it.

  • @justohechim4822
    @justohechim4822 4 роки тому +3434

    God I can’t believe how fast this guy made me hate him

    • @HEYHAZE29
      @HEYHAZE29 4 роки тому +3

      😂 lmao

    • @rhythmsaint73
      @rhythmsaint73 4 роки тому +11

      Justo Hechim instantly and im Irish ! We don’t give a shit about pretty much anything . The only guest I ever disliked . Joe rocks

    • @avipinckney
      @avipinckney 4 роки тому

      He's a great comedian. I'd give him a couple more impressions.

    • @Hake663
      @Hake663 4 роки тому +2

      Totally agree

    • @kennethfresno5699
      @kennethfresno5699 4 роки тому

      @Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine

  • @ConwayKitty
    @ConwayKitty 2 роки тому +278

    He says he's being attacked by SJWs but also defending Amy Schumer? Someone help this full of himself man.

    • @oldmanballs
      @oldmanballs 2 роки тому +27

      First it was SJWs. Then it was the alt right. Lol pick a boogie man, dude.

    • @akshayanvekar797
      @akshayanvekar797 2 роки тому +2

      Keep this at 69

    • @amberspecter
      @amberspecter Рік тому +1

      He needs a rheumatologist to reduce his inflated sense of self

    • @TheSandwichMonster
      @TheSandwichMonster Рік тому +2

      He was a mixed up guy. Now he's fine and doing radio shows with Jimmy Dore. Both have come a long way.

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 Рік тому +5

      "I dont owe you fuckheads an explanation"
      >spends his time explaining anyway

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 6 років тому +4489

    geez, this is the most annoying guest ever.

    • @notorious4204
      @notorious4204 6 років тому +126

      Peter Sedesse looks and talks like a crackhead

    • @George-do9yi
      @George-do9yi 6 років тому +109

      Yeah, hope he never comes back.

    • @cristiandominguez8217
      @cristiandominguez8217 6 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @TheRempsu
      @TheRempsu 6 років тому +80

      Peter Sedesse Hes not coming back, joe did not like him at all in this clip

    • @yasixd7803
      @yasixd7803 6 років тому +15

      TheRempsu I hope so. He won't stop talking -.-

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 5 років тому +1336

    Never have I wanted to see how powerful Joe's famous kick is as right here on this clip

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 5 років тому +18

      😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it

    • @Andre-oc7gg
      @Andre-oc7gg 4 роки тому +7

      While wearing steal tip boots

    • @GTLees
      @GTLees 4 роки тому +2

      It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.

    • @WillMcc_WriterGoblin
      @WillMcc_WriterGoblin 4 роки тому +1

      Ideal place to demonstrate it right across the table

  • @Indy69vette
    @Indy69vette 4 роки тому +1813

    He’s the smartest person he’s ever met.

    • @Ali-fb5km
      @Ali-fb5km 4 роки тому +10

      This is brilliant 😂😂

    • @MarceloRomero360
      @MarceloRomero360 3 роки тому +1

      🥂

    • @freddiemercury5987
      @freddiemercury5987 3 роки тому +1

      @@MarceloRomero360 what?

    • @Indy69vette
      @Indy69vette 3 роки тому

      @Logic dipshit is one word, you troll. Grammar and spelling are tough when you didn't make it out of the fourth grade.

    • @jeffreybone3445
      @jeffreybone3445 2 роки тому +3

      A legend in his own mind 😎

  • @userjim83
    @userjim83 5 років тому +2375

    How did he manage to find Amy Schumer’s only fan

    • @ianbowss9639
      @ianbowss9639 5 років тому +37

      Jim83 J He got Batman to track him down.

    • @Zlartybartfarst
      @Zlartybartfarst 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @Mudville_Mo
      @Mudville_Mo 5 років тому +18

      He’s probably fuckin her haha

    • @MrRoundthetwist
      @MrRoundthetwist 5 років тому +2

      Jim83 J I like Amy
      But I think this guy is a dink

    • @opinionatedbachelor5803
      @opinionatedbachelor5803 5 років тому

      I am fan of her. You can see how she handles social issues in the series Inside Amy Schumer.

  • @GraffSavage
    @GraffSavage 5 років тому +1451

    He’s super defensive because he knows he’s wrong but can’t admit it

    • @Bmancan84
      @Bmancan84 4 роки тому +25

      He's a typical liberal loser.

    • @andreal1203
      @andreal1203 4 роки тому +29

      lilcantrapman24 he clearly isn’t liberal

    • @ericpeterson8732
      @ericpeterson8732 4 роки тому +6

      yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.

    • @andreal1203
      @andreal1203 4 роки тому +2

      TA A nothing he said there would indicate that. Tbf I don’t follow him so idk what he gets up to but he definitely doesn’t seem liberal

    • @troymash8109
      @troymash8109 4 роки тому +3

      @@andreal1203 He's not a liberal in the way that word is meant to be used. He's actually just a progressive lefty shitbird with the addition of meth and probably cocaine.

  • @cmack003
    @cmack003 5 років тому +1247

    Credit to Joe for keeping his cool with him.

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 5 років тому +32

      cmack003 Joe works out like a maniac and could beat the fuck out of most people, so I bet it takes a lot to get him to lose his cool.

    • @sladef3956
      @sladef3956 5 років тому +11

      Bro don’t want joe’s leg kicks

    • @tylermerlin8320
      @tylermerlin8320 5 років тому +7

      Talking over someone doesn't make someone right

    • @landfill879
      @landfill879 5 років тому

      He probably gave him death star and a couple bong hits before going on live and wrecked his buzz

    • @TheAaronRodgersTao
      @TheAaronRodgersTao 5 років тому +3

      This is one of the reasons joe is so popular.

  • @adamjackson82
    @adamjackson82 2 роки тому +11

    "I've done comedy for 20 years". Yeah, and we've all heard of you, you must be killing it, bro.

  • @estebannemo1957
    @estebannemo1957 5 років тому +1598

    Rogan is the adult talking to the freshman frat boy who's had too many beers.

  • @anthony9013
    @anthony9013 3 роки тому +1766

    "I've done comedy for 20 years."
    I have to admit, that was a pretty good joke. LOL

    • @theodddish1846
      @theodddish1846 3 роки тому +14

      He wasn't joking he was..... ooooooh

    • @oussamaelbaz5932
      @oussamaelbaz5932 2 роки тому +1

      ooff

    • @Yousaf_Yunes
      @Yousaf_Yunes 2 роки тому +9

      In front of his bathroom mirror bruh.....performing to millions of imaginary audiences

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 2 роки тому +7

      Gotta love when the Internet takes everything you’ve worked for away from you because they disagree with your opinion.

    • @anthony9013
      @anthony9013 2 роки тому +1

      @@dontworryaboutit5490 relax dude, no one was trying to take your career away. You made an ass of yourself so people are joking about it

  • @KeenxLimit
    @KeenxLimit 5 років тому +2832

    He's done comedy for 20 years, never heard of him. Great comic

    • @drmatt357
      @drmatt357 4 роки тому +5

      SnowCYYCling - 😂😂😂

    • @Anna92781
      @Anna92781 4 роки тому +7

      SnowCYYCling he’s a writer

    • @NikkZarem
      @NikkZarem 4 роки тому +27

      @@Anna92781 0:58 yea a writer...

    • @puff417
      @puff417 4 роки тому +5

      Well look it up. Ifs fucking hilarious

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 4 роки тому +16

      His standup is actually pretty funny. He comes off terribly in this.

  • @andrewcalvarese
    @andrewcalvarese 2 роки тому +46

    It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point.
    Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.

    • @onelunglarry
      @onelunglarry 2 роки тому +1

      i dont give a fuck what hes on, fuck this clown.

    • @herrylaw3196
      @herrylaw3196 2 роки тому

      Now he looks like an idiot not the funny kind

    • @JohnSmith-yd5wq
      @JohnSmith-yd5wq Рік тому

      Jimmy Dore and Kurt are lying pandering hacks with huge egos and cowards who run from debates.

    • @AtlasCompleXtheProd
      @AtlasCompleXtheProd Рік тому +3

      Honestly it probably really was all the caffeine too though

    • @Alexander_Grant
      @Alexander_Grant Рік тому +6

      Dude is awful on the Jimmy Dore show though. He pretty much single handedly turned me off of Jimmy Dore.

  • @mikemcfall9181
    @mikemcfall9181 3 роки тому +1852

    This guy acts a lot like someone caught stealing jokes

    • @hoodvideos730
      @hoodvideos730 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha I thought the same

    • @martinel2450
      @martinel2450 3 роки тому +13

      Joe should have gave him the same shit treatment he gave carlos mencia

    • @dantheanimator5072
      @dantheanimator5072 3 роки тому +3

      He blazes mad trees….ask Syl Skallone

    • @calypso819
      @calypso819 3 роки тому

      @Logic Hi, Kurt.

    • @matthewfors114
      @matthewfors114 3 роки тому +1

      @Eli Bishop he didnt steal, he just is unoriginal

  • @sweiss117
    @sweiss117 5 років тому +4431

    I feel like this guy is so triggered because he knows that he steals jokes too 😂😂

    • @Steo-y4m
      @Steo-y4m 5 років тому +166

      Doesn't help that he's an egocentric coke fiend who is having his identity ripped apart by logic and due process.

    • @isaacusher7545
      @isaacusher7545 5 років тому +7

      I believe it's pronounced fig you heretic

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 5 років тому +3

      @@isaacusher7545 I get confused on that. Is it that dictators love figs or that figs love dics? I guess it can be both.

    • @mikezayas324
      @mikezayas324 5 років тому +4

      So a nobody just said Kurt steals jokes? You nobody’s are funny

    • @isaacusher7545
      @isaacusher7545 5 років тому +5

      Did somebody shit themselves? I smell a foul presence in the air...

  • @chintanpopat8210
    @chintanpopat8210 4 роки тому +2122

    He is arguing with the guy who ended carlos mencias career over stealing jokes . LOL

    • @djr_drums
      @djr_drums 4 роки тому +30

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @bobadsf2921
      @bobadsf2921 4 роки тому +1

      What happened

    • @5.kc.5
      @5.kc.5 4 роки тому +6

      @@bobadsf2921 just look it up?

    • @bobadsf2921
      @bobadsf2921 4 роки тому +28

      Joe rogan is Hypocrite he defends amy schumer like she doesn’t steal jokes lol

    • @0deszuh111
      @0deszuh111 4 роки тому +59

      @@bobadsf2921 joe wasnt even defending amy

  • @KurtzeTube
    @KurtzeTube Рік тому +4

    I’m amazed of how many people use their time on JRE, their one chance to make themself known, to make a total fool of themselves

  • @MexicanBandit
    @MexicanBandit 2 роки тому +167

    Blaming his lack of self control on caffeine is like that one kid pretending to be drunk on one sip of dad’s beer.

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 Рік тому +7

      No it's not, because he's not pretending to not be able to control his emotions, he's actually like that.

    • @Johnmam9984
      @Johnmam9984 Рік тому +3

      ​@@beyondbackwater4933 sorry we insulted your boyfriend

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 Рік тому +16

      ​@@Johnmam9984 The guy you're replying to is basically saying that Kurt is an impulsive moron, he's not defending him.

    • @wanderingchicken420
      @wanderingchicken420 Рік тому

      @@Johnmam9984 are you actually braindead lol.

  • @omarabdullaziz7587
    @omarabdullaziz7587 3 роки тому +349

    - Unknown person: "i know better"
    - Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later"
    - Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"

  • @xandereynon5305
    @xandereynon5305 4 роки тому +2633

    I've never instantly hated someone until this video.

    • @iAmLyre
      @iAmLyre 4 роки тому +13

      @American π Metzger will do that to people, his comedy is quite hilarious though

    • @SrDeMaFp
      @SrDeMaFp 4 роки тому +7

      For real. Holy shit...

    • @ryanblake365
      @ryanblake365 4 роки тому +27

      Lmao yes. Never had someone make me feel like they were being so condescending to me when I’m nowhere involved in the fucking situation 😂

    • @devinflanagan7399
      @devinflanagan7399 4 роки тому +9

      Bro same here i didn’t even know who the fuck Kurt metzger was and instantly hate him

    • @pellenilsson6300
      @pellenilsson6300 4 роки тому +18

      I litteraly want to jump in the video and piss in his fucking mouth

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 років тому +811

    "Wow you're fighting with somebody who's not even here". 😂

    • @Bmc661
      @Bmc661 5 років тому +15

      I read that Exactly as he said it 😂😂

    • @tessy1111
      @tessy1111 5 років тому +1

      @@Bmc661 I did too 🤣🤣

    • @stotty117
      @stotty117 5 років тому +8

      This guys head is so far up his ass it is a never ending circle

    • @dylans2088
      @dylans2088 4 роки тому +2

      @@Bmc661 woah, you ever try dmt?

    • @jaimito707
      @jaimito707 4 роки тому

      Just like when he called out Mencia? GTFO

  • @John-ms6bv
    @John-ms6bv 2 роки тому +23

    “I’ve been doing comedy for 20 years” sounds like “I’ve been doing radio since I was 18.”

    • @bigben618
      @bigben618 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @melsoderlund3379
    @melsoderlund3379 5 років тому +692

    There’s a compilation of Amy stealing jokes and it’s HALF AN HOUR long!

    • @Adam-zh4hm
      @Adam-zh4hm 5 років тому +8

      Is that it?

    • @justinm2697
      @justinm2697 5 років тому +10

      @W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. ua-cam.com/video/Qv0eWN8v_tg/v-deo.html

    • @pandafluffynut
      @pandafluffynut 5 років тому +5

      There are like 7 complications each 30 minutes lol

    • @BukkaLevy
      @BukkaLevy 5 років тому

      Interestingly, if you look up the comics’ who’s jokes were supposedly stolen, you find them defending her.

    • @paulcosta5806
      @paulcosta5806 5 років тому +1

      @@Adam-zh4hm hahahha True. the ones that people caught. Im sure her whole act is thievery.

  • @VlogCreations
    @VlogCreations 5 років тому +4923

    Joe handles this dude incredibly well

    • @Life_Bot
      @Life_Bot 4 роки тому +38

      Love you Ross💓♥️❤️

    • @ariesc6103
      @ariesc6103 4 роки тому +57

      oh he's high, that's why, he was super relaxed. Otherwise he would have told that fuck not to speak over him

    • @satkahn8406
      @satkahn8406 4 роки тому +28

      Wait.... Ross??

    • @satkahn8406
      @satkahn8406 4 роки тому +62

      That's like such a weird crossover mindfuck to see my guy Ross over here commenting on a random jre vid. Very cool

    • @jensfitzgerald
      @jensfitzgerald 4 роки тому +7

      Been watching since the baseball/super man videos era. You’re my go to if I need to smile, thank you Ross.

  • @onlygknows7793
    @onlygknows7793 4 роки тому +4468

    I feel blessed not to have known him for the 20 years he's been doing comedy.

  • @schizofrantick1175
    @schizofrantick1175 Рік тому +9

    "I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t"
    I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.

    • @BradD1997
      @BradD1997 Місяць тому

      Being well known doesnt necessarily mean youre good, theres plenty of artists who are amazing at what they do but arent well known. Plus theres plenty of artists who are well known but arent good.

  • @Evandemocracy
    @Evandemocracy 5 років тому +652

    Imagine living with him. Asking if he drank some of your milk.

    • @misterbeane
      @misterbeane 5 років тому +27

      Evandemocracy this is perhaps the best comment on anything I’ve ever read in my life. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

    • @roxyfoxyyy7
      @roxyfoxyyy7 5 років тому +5

      Evandemocracy 😂😂 so funny I just spit out my drink

    • @smokeyone
      @smokeyone 5 років тому +13

      Yes there is video evidence of me drinking the milk, but its just parallel thinking

    • @alphakennyone8
      @alphakennyone8 5 років тому +6

      I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded.
      One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this).
      He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me.
      (Edit)
      This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far.
      I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity.
      My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that.
      II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.

    • @AsandaMbali
      @AsandaMbali 5 років тому +17

      Him: “First of all I don’t owe you any fucken explanation I’ve been drinking milk all my life”.

  • @GreenEnvy.
    @GreenEnvy. 6 років тому +725

    The old blame the energy drink to cover up the cocaine trick. Very sly.

    • @LogicalReasons
      @LogicalReasons 5 років тому +2

      Precisely

    • @bobbytmf7194
      @bobbytmf7194 5 років тому +1

      You've obviously never had over half a gram of caffeine in your life

    • @Turk_2023
      @Turk_2023 5 років тому +40

      @@bobbytmf7194 more like 8 ball of caffeine

    • @dantheman5929
      @dantheman5929 5 років тому +1

      @@bobbytmf7194 oz on mine

    • @lizzie5010
      @lizzie5010 5 років тому +12

      Haha his eyes are rolling all over the place, that is not caffeine

  • @MarkieMX
    @MarkieMX 4 роки тому +4021

    This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.

    • @dubya724
      @dubya724 4 роки тому +37

      😂😂

    • @j.l.4054
      @j.l.4054 4 роки тому +184

      Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...

    • @realityrios21
      @realityrios21 4 роки тому +29

      That was perfect bro. 😂

    • @Heavywall70
      @Heavywall70 4 роки тому +66

      Sarcasm is the salt that flavors what I crave in conversation.

    • @maintaint3003
      @maintaint3003 4 роки тому +6

      Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.

  • @estebanrivera4786
    @estebanrivera4786 Рік тому +1

    1:20 Doesn't matter, she's still responsible for accepting the material, the bits, the sketches, etc.

  • @badgeneration2007
    @badgeneration2007 5 років тому +352

    Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!

    • @swskitso
      @swskitso 5 років тому +4

      Fear factor was ok but i much preferred news radio

    • @wrestlingwithart
      @wrestlingwithart 5 років тому +4

      Joe also says Amy didn't steal jokes or skits even though there's clear proof she did. He raged against Mencia but God forbid anyone calls out Amy.

    • @katiecvlogs9361
      @katiecvlogs9361 5 років тому

      mike dutdut I loved that show! 👍🏻

  • @yeahmydudes
    @yeahmydudes 6 років тому +1720

    After "20 years of comedy" you'd think Kurt would actually be funny by now.

    • @bobbytmf7194
      @bobbytmf7194 5 років тому +12

      Kwansu lol he's one of the best comedy writers around

    • @pundett
      @pundett 5 років тому +5

      I've only been exposed to him on Louis CK's "Horace and Pete", in which he's great.

    • @805fillmore
      @805fillmore 5 років тому +52

      @bobby being a funny writer and actually being funny are 2 seperate things. His delivery is shit.

    • @tacotikki251
      @tacotikki251 5 років тому +6

      BobbyTMF he really isn’t.

    • @bubbajoe745
      @bubbajoe745 5 років тому +7

      @@bobbytmf7194 yea but as a person hes not funny at all

  • @martineastman9855
    @martineastman9855 5 років тому +782

    I don't know what they're talking about, but I 100% believe this guy's guilty of whatever he's being accused of based on this interaction

    • @raymondleongilpin82
      @raymondleongilpin82 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mrbrownstone1028
      @Mrbrownstone1028 5 років тому +9

      Mofo needs a Xanax

    • @zerodawn09
      @zerodawn09 5 років тому +10

      thats true and then he tries and blame the drink? yea gulity as fuck.

    • @VIi726
      @VIi726 5 років тому +3

      zerodawn09 those nitros are fierce though lol

    • @nwilt7114
      @nwilt7114 5 років тому +3

      If this was a police interrogation they would put him in a holding cell.

  • @Chris61136
    @Chris61136 9 місяців тому +2

    What episode number is this ? I’d like to watch the whole episode.

  • @smridhvarma1624
    @smridhvarma1624 4 роки тому +566

    Just realized, this guy is such a great comedian. I searched him on Google and his WHOLE career is a joke. Amazing guy, completely normal!

    • @niclasjohansson5992
      @niclasjohansson5992 4 роки тому +13

      Dude, his white precious album is one of the best stand up hours I've listened to

    • @user-360johnn
      @user-360johnn 4 роки тому +25

      Shit this comment is funnier than his career

  • @PUNEETAM20
    @PUNEETAM20 3 роки тому +914

    The amount of patience and mental fortitude joe has is amazing

    • @-obamium5320
      @-obamium5320 3 роки тому +6

      Ya I would have given him the “people’s elbow”

    • @RickTyploosion
      @RickTyploosion 3 роки тому +3

      Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates

    • @BlackandWhitecustoms
      @BlackandWhitecustoms 3 роки тому +12

      I wonder how this conversation would have went if he didn't know Joe could kick his ass 🤔

    • @larsonfamilyhouse
      @larsonfamilyhouse 2 роки тому +1

      I know, I couldn’t even hear this dude over all that calm

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 2 роки тому

      Maybe he read buddhist texts.

  • @alexmaat8265
    @alexmaat8265 4 роки тому +843

    "I've been in comedy 20 years!"
    -who?

    • @hughtube5154
      @hughtube5154 3 роки тому +46

      What he meant was, "I've been a joke for the last 20 years."

    • @sirkoes187
      @sirkoes187 3 роки тому +3

      This a no body.

    • @Benrage321
      @Benrage321 3 роки тому +4

      "I've been doing X for Y years!"
      So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know.
      Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.

    • @stevepolychronopoulis
      @stevepolychronopoulis 3 роки тому +4

      He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.

    • @nullinvoid1415
      @nullinvoid1415 3 роки тому

      Same!

  • @italjahcorntrashroller
    @italjahcorntrashroller Рік тому +2

    Thanx been waiting for this topic, now I dont have to type about it.

  • @AdrianVanOyan
    @AdrianVanOyan 5 років тому +592

    In case your wondering he wrote for amy shumers show that’s why he cares

    • @smiley4995
      @smiley4995 5 років тому +124

      Ah, so he's probably one of the thieves.

    • @fuadahmed6060
      @fuadahmed6060 5 років тому +7

      @@smiley4995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jimsto7453
      @jimsto7453 5 років тому +37

      He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.

    • @Doivid_
      @Doivid_ 5 років тому

      I too could hear them say that.

    • @AdrianVanOyan
      @AdrianVanOyan 5 років тому

      @@Doivid_lol alot of people missed that I saw in the comments before I commented

  • @Gggmanlives
    @Gggmanlives 6 років тому +2255

    God this guy interrupts Joe so much.

    • @johnplatt8565
      @johnplatt8565 6 років тому +19

      Way too much cave man nitro and coffee that would be my guess. 😄 🍺

    • @MovieManMark
      @MovieManMark 6 років тому +14

      Reading this comment before watching the video made the video SOO much funnier.

    • @chacaron03
      @chacaron03 6 років тому +26

      Good. Joe always interrupts people, about damn time he got some of his own medicine 😂

    • @antonbyarmbar6767
      @antonbyarmbar6767 6 років тому +9

      “I’ve been working in comedy therefore I know what’s funny damnnit!” Ok? Yeah, he seems like a big barrel of laughs. Settle down Ike.

    • @papinski1978
      @papinski1978 5 років тому +4

      What an asshole..

  • @unclebensrice4702
    @unclebensrice4702 3 роки тому +1200

    Imagine being this passionate about defending Amy Schumer

    • @MordecaiandMonroe
      @MordecaiandMonroe 3 роки тому +84

      Hes actually just defending himself because he is a writer for inside amy schumer.

    • @hugh-jasole
      @hugh-jasole 2 роки тому

      You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.

    • @robo2901
      @robo2901 2 роки тому +2

      Like most female comics she's very unfunny.

    • @missincognito2666
      @missincognito2666 2 роки тому

      She’s probably blowing him 😂

    • @JDMvids1105
      @JDMvids1105 2 роки тому

      Ughhhhh... I just felt a shiver go down my spine... He is a fucking tool.

  • @ilikeguacamole9699
    @ilikeguacamole9699 Рік тому +6

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a writer for Amy? Was he the one stealing the jokes is that why he's so defensive? lol

  • @DarkInception
    @DarkInception 3 роки тому +449

    0:36 *“Woah, you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here.”*
    Solid point - It’s so true how many people get worked up over people or scenarios that they hypothesize but don’t necessarily encounter.

    • @iamme6581
      @iamme6581 3 роки тому +7

      i don't think it was hypothesized... i think he actually had the arguments, and in remembering them, it was re-surfacing his feelings that were invoked from said arguments...
      I think Joe was just taking it as the guy was conflating those arguments with whatever his (joe) points were... which joe had a valid objection to...
      the guy may or may not have been doing that... so Joe may be right in his perception...
      anyway, the point is i don't think these were hypothetical arguments. The guy even said where he was having the arguments.

    • @voli6570
      @voli6570 3 роки тому +1

      live like this every day. trying to find answers but i cant. life is hell, '17.

    • @DarkInception
      @DarkInception 3 роки тому +4

      @tassie dirt bikes No doubt lol, but execution and context are everything. When Bill Burr does it he’s usually being facetious or intentionally outrageous while driving the conversation/rant towards a larger social commentary. Kurt here is getting hysterical, which is making him come across as too defensive or over emotionally charged.

    • @taylor_drift
      @taylor_drift 3 роки тому +1

      I legit thought he had a Crack pipe in his hand...would completely explain his arguing with someone who isn't there.

  • @TravisBeckMusic
    @TravisBeckMusic 6 років тому +1661

    But Amy does steal there’s countless side by side clips all over UA-cam!

    • @craighicksartwork
      @craighicksartwork 6 років тому +133

      Travis Beck No, she didn't! You weren't there in the room!! Trust me!

    • @icarus432hz9
      @icarus432hz9 6 років тому +57

      How dare you insinuate a woman can be a joke theif. SHAME ON YOU!

    • @TravisBeckMusic
      @TravisBeckMusic 6 років тому +82

      What about doing Ellen’s joke to her face on her show? Or let me guess that was an “homage” 😂

    • @justinjust3124
      @justinjust3124 6 років тому +8

      who gives af if you were in the room? if you saw it 10 years earlier and opened for some of these comedians that she stole from. doesnt mean shit if she blatantly stole it in the writing room.

    • @justinnolan966
      @justinnolan966 6 років тому +5

      Craig Hicks "I know better, jerkoff at home!"

  • @jeffreymente1343
    @jeffreymente1343 4 роки тому +429

    20 year comic:"I don't even give a shit"
    *Very clearly give a shit

    • @levelwithz3779
      @levelwithz3779 3 роки тому +3

      *I was looking for this comment haha*

    • @MrCarloss510
      @MrCarloss510 3 роки тому +1

      Yea totally

    • @RLomoterenge
      @RLomoterenge 3 роки тому +1

      It was a joke, dude. It’s funny. Trust me. I’ve been listening to jokes for 30+ years. I know my shit

  • @L0rdL0ki
    @L0rdL0ki 2 роки тому +4

    "Most of these animals can't believe you're speaking to them". What a great human being....

  • @thomasw178
    @thomasw178 5 років тому +471

    This guy is out of his mind. No one is that defensive and absurd who doesn't know he's wrong.

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom 5 років тому +9

      Sounds like a priest defending his religion

    • @connorsteffey5898
      @connorsteffey5898 5 років тому +7

      @@Original-Phantom edgy lol

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 5 років тому +6

      @@Original-Phantom As an atheist minority growing up in a christian school/neghborhood Ive only once seen a priest get that defensive

    • @kayfay2535
      @kayfay2535 5 років тому +2

      He sounds coked up

    • @forcedentry2010
      @forcedentry2010 5 років тому +1

      But he's a stand up comedian. So just trust him.

  • @jhyland87
    @jhyland87 4 роки тому +494

    Jesus christ... This is the kinda dude that comes to talk to somebody just to hear himself talk.

    • @t45tt4tr
      @t45tt4tr 4 роки тому +7

      I honestly couldn't or didn't understand what he was talking about for the first 4 mins

    • @jhyland87
      @jhyland87 4 роки тому +1

      @@t45tt4tr For sure. Hopefully he's never on the JRE again, lol. What a tool.

  • @psychotictactoe
    @psychotictactoe 4 роки тому +524

    "I bet you had some coffee before you came on as well!?"
    You spelled Coke wrong Joe.

    • @TheyCallMeGator
      @TheyCallMeGator 4 роки тому +16

      He said* "coke" wrong lol

    • @chubbyfug4601
      @chubbyfug4601 4 роки тому +2

      They Call Me Gator grammar nazi*

    • @richlisola1
      @richlisola1 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @oneholetime6974
      @oneholetime6974 4 роки тому +1

      @@chubbyfug4601 *Nazi

    • @grndmst9
      @grndmst9 3 роки тому +2

      I was Literally about to type a comment saying the same (Or Adderall/Amphetamine Salts. Or Meth) as someone with plenty of drug experience, he has that distinct look of someone who's nearing the end of a 2-3 day stimulant binge (Pale, the massively dilated "Great White Shark" eyes, dehydrated, the disjointed high octane banter and constant interrupting.) I'd venture to say he's nearing that phase where if he pushed his binge another day he'd be on the verge of amphetamine psychosis (Or cocaine, but good coke is hard to come by unless you're well connected, been trending that way since the 80's cocaine craze and the days when Pablo Escobar 'ruled the world'.)

  • @shawnwbronx
    @shawnwbronx 2 роки тому +2

    So it’s not joke theft if the bits are mediocre? Seems legit.

  • @ameljasarevic5194
    @ameljasarevic5194 4 роки тому +628

    The fact that everyone in comment section calls him "this guy" tells all about his comedic pedigree.

    • @namanchauhan245
      @namanchauhan245 4 роки тому +2

      Facxx

    • @skaterzrule4
      @skaterzrule4 4 роки тому

      LMFAO

    • @timmatthews1604
      @timmatthews1604 3 роки тому +5

      Not really, just speaks to how so many people are spoon fed who they think they choose to see.

    • @CurtisD01
      @CurtisD01 3 роки тому +10

      @@timmatthews1604 boo hoo hoo

    • @Daryl_sniper24
      @Daryl_sniper24 3 роки тому +8

      @@timmatthews1604 cry me a river

  • @jamesroyle6888
    @jamesroyle6888 4 роки тому +294

    He's aiming the aggression at some non existent person because he's afraid to aim it where he wants to, at joe. He knows how joe feels about material thieves, and they stole bits multiple times.

    • @WassupMan2012
      @WassupMan2012 4 роки тому +11

      Very cleverly noticed 🙌🏼

    • @jackryan4877
      @jackryan4877 4 роки тому

      Is that your real name James Royle?

    • @lerch400block
      @lerch400block 4 роки тому +4

      No. Amy stole bits from him and is holding him intellectually hostage.

    • @zislec
      @zislec 4 роки тому +1

      Never called out Amy.

    • @hmmm2357
      @hmmm2357 4 роки тому +4

      Every comedian has stolen jokes or has appeared to steal jokes through cryptomesia , or just parallel thinking

  • @brandongomez6786
    @brandongomez6786 6 років тому +265

    Should change the title to:
    WEED VS COCAINE

    • @josez143
      @josez143 5 років тому +3

      💯

    • @abdouldmml
      @abdouldmml 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GarretSterling
      @GarretSterling 5 років тому

      Classic example

    • @azzy2001
      @azzy2001 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-ro4ux7rh2s
      @user-ro4ux7rh2s 5 років тому

      Brandon Gomez more like crystal meth lmao

  • @levelwithz3779
    @levelwithz3779 2 роки тому +1

    *His Funniest Joke of all time @**3:24** when he says "I dont give a 💩 about it anyway."* 😄
    *That litteraly made me Laugh Out Loud* 😆

  • @thomasholden5154
    @thomasholden5154 4 роки тому +1341

    2 years later and I still don't know who this guy is

    • @MrCarloss510
      @MrCarloss510 3 роки тому +11

      Mr. Know Nothing

    • @severito33
      @severito33 3 роки тому +20

      I know, he is an average imbecile.

    • @nidmo242
      @nidmo242 3 роки тому +32

      3 years later. No idea and will not look for

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin 3 роки тому

      "Who (is) that/dat ?" - the New Orleans' Saints (NFL) football team fans' slogan/catchphrase; Who is the Clown ? (a pro comedian, okay...)

    • @EXTENDEDWARRANT
      @EXTENDEDWARRANT 3 роки тому +1

      he’s a professional comedian and pretty funny

  • @bclaydon1
    @bclaydon1 5 років тому +317

    "Hey, let's do this interview at the tempo of cocaine"

    • @Prezzen77
      @Prezzen77 4 роки тому +5

      "One little bump before I go to Joe's, nobody'll know!"

  • @AlejandroGodinezfotochap
    @AlejandroGodinezfotochap 4 роки тому +1420

    Rogan calmly discredited this guy. Plus he's on coke and blaming the drink.

    • @rome-tk5vd
      @rome-tk5vd 4 роки тому +3

      how yk it’s coke? just cuz he acting crazy? or like just most likely that’s what it is in hollywood?

    • @gustavojuarezpantoja6016
      @gustavojuarezpantoja6016 4 роки тому +52

      He really cats like someone on coke

    • @infinitedeath4567
      @infinitedeath4567 4 роки тому +39

      rome wah trust me, that dude does coke.

    • @pillandatti5043
      @pillandatti5043 4 роки тому +29

      @@infinitedeath4567 or adderal most likley cuz it last 4 to 6 hours instead of coke 20 to 45 mins lol

    • @infinitedeath4567
      @infinitedeath4567 4 роки тому +8

      Pillan Datti nah dude I’m banking on coke

  • @Rocko1990
    @Rocko1990 Рік тому +16

    Dude trying to pretend its caffeine when it's very obviously Adderall

  • @carsonbennett9115
    @carsonbennett9115 4 роки тому +1382

    I love how much we all don’t like this guy

    • @MonkeyDLuffy60073
      @MonkeyDLuffy60073 4 роки тому +4

      @Narf I sadly checked the description and know his name now, don't do what I did, save yourself.

    • @brendensuslow92
      @brendensuslow92 4 роки тому

      What’s his name?

    • @hamooon
      @hamooon 4 роки тому +2

      great dude. had a bad moment. take it easy on people

    • @MonkeyDLuffy60073
      @MonkeyDLuffy60073 4 роки тому +1

      @@hamooon Great dude? Not from what I've seen

    • @hamooon
      @hamooon 4 роки тому +2

      @@MonkeyDLuffy60073 what we've seen of people on video snippets isn't the measure of a person's worth. would you agree?

  • @warfreddy6968
    @warfreddy6968 6 років тому +265

    So when this guy gets caught stealing material, nobody can accuse him of it because he's experienced and his experience informs him that his blatantly stolen material wasn't stolen because he says so.
    So this guys career is over.

  • @everwhat013
    @everwhat013 4 роки тому +554

    this guy's acting like people are coming to him as some kind of authority, demanding answers. dude, nobody's ever even heard of you before. nobody asked you anything.

    • @gcg8187
      @gcg8187 4 роки тому +22

      hahaha I've been following stand up for years and I've literally never heard of this guy

    • @timmatthews1604
      @timmatthews1604 3 роки тому +3

      I have heard of him, known about him for a while. He’s an ok comic, nothing crazy great but he’s not the nobody everyone is trying to make him out to be.

    • @ChicagoHOG27
      @ChicagoHOG27 3 роки тому +1

      I think he means like his mom and sister or something...

    • @yeskapanda
      @yeskapanda 3 роки тому +6

      @@timmatthews1604 lol never heard of this fucken loser..20 years of lame ass comedy I guess

    • @incagrico9280
      @incagrico9280 3 роки тому +6

      @@timmatthews1604 He’s definitely a nobody

  • @nathanielrooker7036
    @nathanielrooker7036 Рік тому

    "Twitter is the candy crush of words". 😂😂😂😂

  • @asmith2291
    @asmith2291 5 років тому +201

    Sounds exactly like a joke thief would sound if they were called a joke-thief.

  • @daveg7948
    @daveg7948 4 роки тому +401

    The pure defensiveness of this dude makes me even more convinced that they intended to steal those jokes.

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 2 роки тому +5

      Yep

    • @cman101892
      @cman101892 Рік тому +1

      He’s just bitter and jaded

    • @raphlin7
      @raphlin7 Рік тому +6

      Nobody in the room watches mad tv? Its impressive how they stole those sketches basically shot for shot then. Funny how mad tv never had the problem of accidentally stealing sketches shot for shot from other sketch shows, but amy schumers show wasn't able to do that with a whole team of writers that apparently have never even seen mad tv

  • @seanswayze1615
    @seanswayze1615 3 роки тому +1394

    Dude pretending he’s freaking out on caffeine cause joe called him out🤣

    • @refmed7794
      @refmed7794 3 роки тому +20

      Lol exactly

    • @Roland85
      @Roland85 3 роки тому +10

      Haha, exactly... 👍🏻

    • @seanswayze1615
      @seanswayze1615 3 роки тому +4

      Joke thief is so cringe idk if he knows how fake he is.🤦🏻‍♂️fucking tool

    • @kevyholgate
      @kevyholgate 3 роки тому +5

      Straight up

    • @wp-ww
      @wp-ww 3 роки тому +9

      i don’t think there’s any caffeine in those lol…

  • @Bas_karna
    @Bas_karna Рік тому +1

    She ripped off jokes word to word it can't be a coincidence & this dude argument is I was there LOL

  • @highpineapple
    @highpineapple 4 роки тому +482

    I think the only mirror in this guys house is laying on his coffee table.

    • @harrywaters8661
      @harrywaters8661 4 роки тому +6

      That, and the bedroom ceiling.

    • @MonaRoo88
      @MonaRoo88 4 роки тому +2

      This second this ended I said the same. First of all who mentions a tiny energy drink and how it’s making him all jacked up like 10 times. I don’t give a crap at all it was just an annoying coverup.

    • @ck1643
      @ck1643 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @kincaid7550
      @kincaid7550 4 роки тому

      Yeah he's fleein out his tiny mind!!

    • @Fyrecide
      @Fyrecide 4 роки тому

      BOOGER SUGAR!

  • @careylamarca788
    @careylamarca788 4 роки тому +715

    She steals jokes and doesn’t know how deliver them. Period.

    • @thebeyonder8814
      @thebeyonder8814 4 роки тому +4

      You said it best, good sir

    • @ElanaVital83
      @ElanaVital83 4 роки тому +25

      Plus she's just a nasty person

    • @facejobby
      @facejobby 4 роки тому +14

      The fact you ended it by saying period made is seem like one of her jokes

    • @facejobby
      @facejobby 4 роки тому

      @shoaib btt uhhhhhhhhhhhh
      Ya lost me

    • @jool5941
      @jool5941 4 роки тому +2

      Parallel thinking? Maybe once or twice, but so much of her material is stolen that the argument doesn’t hold up.

  • @deathstarresident
    @deathstarresident 5 років тому +237

    Dude - I’ve been doing this for 25 years
    Me in my Mcgregor voice - Who the fook is that guy?

    • @jarnold1789
      @jarnold1789 5 років тому +9

      That clip of McGregor is pure gold. I hear him saying that line in my head pretty often when I run into arrogant/ridiculous people in real life

    • @puff417
      @puff417 4 роки тому +1

      Death Star Resident well stop being 12

  • @franklinmaldonado3660
    @franklinmaldonado3660 Рік тому +4

    Defending Amy on not stealing jokes is crazy enough, there’s endless videos of stollen jokes from that women

  • @corymatthews4738
    @corymatthews4738 6 років тому +824

    ''You've never tried stand-up so don't offer criticism.''
    I mean, Schumer's never been a politician, but seems to have an awful lot of opinions on politics. Just using your logic here, Kurt.

    • @beardedwoodsman9294
      @beardedwoodsman9294 6 років тому +1

      cory matthews and look how well that’s working out

    • @InfamousRelliK
      @InfamousRelliK 6 років тому +44

      Its like you're not allowed to say a movie is bad because you've never been an actor.
      Its ridiculous.

    • @annah5592
      @annah5592 6 років тому +8

      Boy I hate that ridiculous attitude - you've never been a surgeon ! So don't tell me I was supposed to amputate your right leg and not the left! How dare you! - Joe was basically saying he's using the fallacious argument from authority. Dickwad.

    • @joshuatraffanstedt2695
      @joshuatraffanstedt2695 6 років тому +6

      You can have an opinion about any job. This guy is a dumb fucking bastard.

    • @j.r.j.r.4911
      @j.r.j.r.4911 5 років тому +4

      She's never been a politician but her uncle is that ass hat senator chuck Schumer

  • @mikeo7891
    @mikeo7891 5 років тому +448

    Drank two Caveman Nitros and crushed an 8ball of methy coke

    • @crownhic6827
      @crownhic6827 5 років тому +1

      Methyl coke is the best coke

    • @amphg7647
      @amphg7647 5 років тому +2

      If you went through a ball that had any significant amount of meth in it, you'd have been up for a lot longer than two days, I hate to tell you. 3.5 of meth if I did the whole ball myself would be more than a week, unless it was terrible shit.
      That said, is 'methy coke' even a thing, or was op just being hyperbolic.. I've had meth with mdma in it (and vice versa), but I mean, if you're doing meth why even include the coke; and if it's coke with just trace amounts of meth, then all that's going to happen is you're going to be up a hell of a lot longer than you want to be once the actual high is gone.
      Eta I know I sound like 'that guy,' but I know my drugs. I don't really do coke, though, bc I'm not a fan of re-dosing every twenty minutes.

    • @amphg7647
      @amphg7647 5 років тому +1

      Okay that makes more sense. I'd assumed for whatever reason that it was being added as a selling point or something, to make it better - when really with enough meth added to actually feel, it would completely overtake the coke on every level and render the coke useless and unnecessary, 'may as well just buy a bag of meth.' Like if I bought a bag (of meth) and it was half coke I would be mightily disappointed. But adding just enough meth to a bag of coke to keep you up for a long ass time afterward and miserable without it, yeah that's pretty scummy.
      That's why I hate smoking meth, to me smoking meth is like what I would imagine doing coke with ('just enough meth') would be - a high that isn't very intense and doesn't last as long as it should and then several hours of emptiness and misery once the high you had was gone. Except the high from smoking meth (like one .15 bowl) probably lasts a fair bit longer than that of coke.
      Either way, my own preference is just doing one large dose that lasts many, many hours; and then just grinning and bearing the comedown. Or re-dosing, but re-dosing and repeating that formula (esp injected) will often lead to the beginning of psychosis - and re-dosing /repeating that same process again (injected) will lead to some form of psychosis every time, usually right at the 3+ day mark. Which like the point you were making, it's incredibly hard not to re-dose with meth because of the massive dopamine triggering - and eventual depletion - meth becomes literally the only way to produce any more (and it stays like that for a while).
      One way I've found to combat this, no matter how far along the cycle you are no matter how long you've been up, one night or a week, is to wait until the majority of your high is gone and you're left with just the 'restless agitation,' and IV an opioid. Even if you don't like opioids, banging a dilaudid or a morphine (I've never tried heroin) will kill that all encompassing desire to replenish the dopamine in your brain with meth. I've been at that 'I'd sell my soul for another dose' point many times before, and on the verge of doing something stupid - not like sucking dick I mean, lmao, but b&e etc - and I'd slam a k4 or ms30 and that overpowering inclination to do more meth just, subsides altogether. You have to IV it bc at that point eating or snorting pills doesn't really work, you won't actually feel them, or snorting them you may but it won't be enough to overtake the addicted inclinations; and you have to wait until the actual meth high is gone bc otherwise you're basically speeeballing, and the speed always outlasts the opi when you're speedballing, the opi high will go away and you'll still be left with that 'all-encompassing dopaminergic inclination.' You could just re-dose the opi, I guess, but it would take that much more the second time around to kill the 'inclination.'
      That last paragraph is likely useless information to 90 percent of the people in UA-cam comments, but it could seriously benefit anyone struggling with IV meth addiction who tends to go too hard for too long and habitually destroys their bodies because of it. I used to be like that because I have an insanely addictive personality, and it was pure hell, like I'm surprised I never fell out from malnutrition and sleep deprivation and just, never got back up one day.

    • @amphg7647
      @amphg7647 5 років тому

      If you want to hear something surprising, the comedown from smoking meth to me is worse than shooting it. The fiending aspect is, anyway. You get used to rolling a pipe for however long, and you start thinking 'I just need a few more hits, just a little bit more.' You shoot a qtr gram of meth, you won't even be thinking about re-dosing for at least 16 hours - and when you finally do, you acknowledge that 'just a little bit more' wouldn't cut it. I mean you'll be miserable and fiend either way, but still. The physical aspects of the IV comedown are way worse, though, the restless agitation shit. But shooting it, you get more bang for your buck, I mean beyond the obv 40% intake vs near 100% intake of smoking vs IV, but you get wayyy more hours of surreal high to hours of comedown misery afterward. It's really not worth it to smoke at all, if you want to stay high, unless you feel like clutching a bubble pipe like it's your fucking baby for however long - and even then you never get that 'surreal' high, it's more comparable to just taking an adderall (to clarify though I'd rather eat a couple of addy 30's than smoke any amount of meth).
      And yeah speedballing is weird, my jury's still out on it. I mean I do it from time to time, but usually just when I have a strong tolerance to one or the other. The come on when you put them in the same rig is pretty insane too, opi's take a few more seconds to hit you than speed does, so you feel the speed first, you get that insane rush in your chest and the immediate rabid thought, and then the opi hits 2-3 seconds later and your shoulders get warm and tense and you want to lie back for a second - then when the opi rush is gone it's just like a really chilled out version of a speed high. Like your brain is still enhanced, but a lot of the sensations of the speed high are dulled, and you're more 'normal'. To be honest I prefer to do the speed first and save the other for fixing my brain at the end of it, but on occasion I've had plenty of both to do so, 'why not' I thought.
      I can relate to being medicated with amphetamines in my very early teens. I just had A.D.D., I was never hyperactive but had serious trouble concentrating, and at the time I knew nothing about it. I just knew that I'd take a pill every morning before school, and about 30 minutes after the first bell I felt really, really good for some reason. Then the first time I tried meth in my much later teens I thought, 'heyy I know that feeling!' Then as a young adult with a fledgling meth addiction, I figured I'd get ahead of it and just get prescribed adderall again. For a good few years I didn't even touch meth (save for very rare occasions), I just smoked weed and took my adderall - and ate pain pills, I was always an opiophile - and admittedly I would abuse my adderall from time to time, but I mean, it still wasn't meth. Then one day I was randomly drug tested by a new doctor at the local clinic I'd been going to for refills, and because I failed for weed they took my adderall script away. So naturally, I do what I did - I start self-medicating. Over the course of a couple of years my addiction got worse and worse, until eventually I started IV'ing my meth - which led to some rehab and a few stints in psych wards. And now no doctor will prescribe my adderall when they see in my records that I've been a meth user. Bitch of a thing that is.

    • @amphg7647
      @amphg7647 5 років тому

      Props on your relationship though, congratulations. I haven't had a relationship like that since my early 20's tbh, I quit smoking crack for it. That sounds like a joke, lmao but yeah I was a crack addict for roughly a year and a half behind my girl's back. She found out and we broke up, and it made me want to sober up and get her back. It only lasted a couple more years after that, but I'm grateful to have those memories and not just more memories of sitting in a windowless wash room hitting a pipe every 45 seconds. Crack is one drug I would not recommend. I mean I wouldn't necessarily recommend meth, but, at the same time I would.. if that makes sense. The last serious relationship I had, though, that ended about two and a half years ago, I really fucked up. I was in love with her, she knew I was a meth user but I told her I'd quit. Then after a few months of hiding it (poorly), she realized I was still using and we would fight about it all the time; then by the time I really start trying to quit, much to my chagrin she picks up the fucking habit herself, after hating the drug so much for nearly two fucking years, she tells me one night that she'd got a bag from one of her friends and she wanted to do it with me. I begged her not to, swore up and down that I'd never do it again, but she made a valid point: 'so you can do it behind my back for two years but you can't do it with me?' I felt like a pos so I did it with her - and felt like an even bigger pos - and it was so terrible, uncomfortable, mixing the one pure thing I had in my life that kept me from going too hard off the deep end, with the shit I was struggling not to go off the deep end on. We started getting high together, the sex was fantastic but it was still awkward to me, and eventually she started lying to me constantly, getting high when I wasn't around and lying to me about it, disappearing for inordinate periods of time and then saying she'd 'been asleep' - I guess I deserved that part, I don't know - and before long I realized that she'd actually turned into a massive whore. I kind of saw it coming, because that's what meth does (especially to women), sex just becomes this commonplace thing that doesn't mean anything but a nut, you don't realize how wrong what you're doing is because you're so disconnected from your emotions.. She'd begun cheating on me because she was so positive I was constantly cheating on her, and it no longer hurt her to think of the consequences of going through with it because she was high. I never... ever cheated on her. Not even when I was getting high behind her back. But she never believed me, bc I was an addict, who lied about his addiction for so long.
      You can only have one, or the other; love, or addiction. Mixing the two never works out. Or it never works out in the way you want it to, I mean you can continue to force anything, really, but once the good is fucked it's fucked. Me, I just haven't been able to let go of the second one since the last time I lost the first one; so I don't even try anymore.

  • @ringleader5150
    @ringleader5150 4 роки тому +512

    This guy is a maniac. And he’s gonna defend Amy Schumer. Good bye nobody

    • @avilionstars
      @avilionstars 4 роки тому +2

      He won an Emmy writing for her show, his only real accomplishment in life. Tough position for him to be in tbh

    • @avilionstars
      @avilionstars 4 роки тому +1

      @Huńt3r of course, my point is that such a rare achievement is attached to such a tainted name, he has no choice but to defend her. That's enough to drive anyone crazy

    • @asleepcorn3391
      @asleepcorn3391 4 роки тому +1

      Huńt3r who takes those shows seriously tho

    • @zonkedmc
      @zonkedmc 4 роки тому +2

      @Huńt3r do you "got" a reasonable argument? heffer defender

    • @cjkush5384
      @cjkush5384 4 роки тому +3

      He’s like Larry David on meth

  • @TheColdrush22
    @TheColdrush22 6 місяців тому +1

    5:04 "What the f is in this?" Joe: "270 mg of caffeine. But you probably had some caffeine before this (wink wink)." Kurt: "YESSSSS!!!" LOL. I hate this appearance and what he's doing now, but Kurt Metzger is one of the funniest dudes ever. I live that guy. (I also forgot that nutbag Owen Benjamin was on this episode with him and HE seemed like the more normal of the two.)

  • @alexjohnson9798
    @alexjohnson9798 6 років тому +388

    Why do some comedians think that they're royalty because they've been telling jokes in small shitty towns for 20 years?

    • @Nick-kw9oz
      @Nick-kw9oz 6 років тому +20

      Hmm? Are you talking about Amy? She got away with this shit (for the most part) because
      A. She is a women
      B. She is a Feminist/leftist
      C. She comes from a wealthy, well connected family
      D. Her Uncle is in politics.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 6 років тому +7

      Cloud Rabbit 'She is a woman' should be underlined.

    • @mikezayas324
      @mikezayas324 6 років тому +2

      That small shitty town is New York City

    • @MrSpeedyAce
      @MrSpeedyAce 6 років тому +3

      These older generation of comedians aren't very funny. There's few in between yeah, but coming out on stage and being like "hey let's talk about some shit" and then ramble about your dick and getting blowjobs, that's not real comedy. I get it was funny in the 80's and 90's because of the shock factor behind it, but it's not actually clever. I watch guys like Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. THAT is real comedy. Where you actually make an idea into a hillarious punch line.

    • @BarmizzIe
      @BarmizzIe 6 років тому +4

      I think he was talking about the guy getting mad at the audience in the beginning telling everyone he knows everything about comedy

  • @nicholasm2239
    @nicholasm2239 4 роки тому +891

    People who can't make their point calmly without shouting are almost always wrong.

    • @drunkenchef24
      @drunkenchef24 4 роки тому +1

      Or talk really fast.

    • @d-fens5866
      @d-fens5866 4 роки тому +9

      Swag Guffington man this is America I pissed 300mg waking up in the morning. Dude might be an asshole.

    • @KKmar2025
      @KKmar2025 4 роки тому +1

      Its funny coz joe was such an angry meat head & he was so calm here...

    • @tpsam
      @tpsam 4 роки тому +1

      Always wrong
      Even if you are right in what you saying you're in the wrong for shouting and losing the composure

    • @tincanmaniac1931
      @tincanmaniac1931 4 роки тому

      @braden7180 if someone is trying to convince me of something, and they won't let me get a word in edgewise because they keep shouting stuff at me a million miles an hour, I really don't care what they're talking about.

  • @Jesse93z
    @Jesse93z 6 років тому +627

    This dude thinks he knows comedy like a pizza delivery guy knows italian food.

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 6 років тому +29

      Jesse93z That’s a pretty appropriate analogy considering he’s basically the pizza delivery boy of stand-up comedy. I’m a pretty big aficionado of stand up I know hundreds of stand up comedians and he’s one of the least funny

    • @andycouncil5470
      @andycouncil5470 6 років тому +3

      People that Franticly rattle off how brilliant they are in their field to the point of practically foaming at the mouth are usually not the ones at the top of their field. I'm not a comedy expert but based on his behavior I could pretty much assume he is nowhere near the top.

    • @Jbreeze3878
      @Jbreeze3878 6 років тому +3

      I delivered pizza for many years and I know my Italian food bro.

    • @williamm.9429
      @williamm.9429 5 років тому +2

      @@Jbreeze3878 sure, but you don't know about italian food because you delivered pizzas for 20 years you feel me?

    • @swskitso
      @swskitso 5 років тому +2

      I been driving for 20 years and didnt realize till now im a professional driver and top notch mechanic.
      BTW does anyone know proper torq specks for a kanuter valve and muffler bearings?

  • @spearson822
    @spearson822 Рік тому +1

    Amy Schumer took jokes from John Mulaney, Patrice O'Neal, Jenny Slate and so many more

  • @cochise8531
    @cochise8531 5 років тому +246

    Kurt and Amy ARE joke stealing hacks.

    • @KevinTkt14
      @KevinTkt14 5 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @tafu353
      @tafu353 5 років тому

      Kurt's albums are funny and original. Shame he wrote for Amy and comes off as a knob here

    • @midnightsun2085
      @midnightsun2085 5 років тому +1

      Kurt angle?

  • @SooHaaacked
    @SooHaaacked 4 роки тому +526

    Joe’s patience with this guy deserves a standing ovation

    • @jorgepascual5355
      @jorgepascual5355 2 роки тому

      Agreed.

    • @AtlasCompleXtheProd
      @AtlasCompleXtheProd Рік тому

      Yeah Joe's a really understanding person at times, an he really did take a shitload of caffeine to the dome lmao

    • @fshoaps
      @fshoaps Рік тому

      Joe has been, and is friends with Kurt

    • @tyrellharper6480
      @tyrellharper6480 Рік тому

      @@fshoaps Kurp

    • @mnetzer6777
      @mnetzer6777 Рік тому

      @@fshoaps Kurt usually seems like a great guy, drank way too many of those energy drinks

  • @wallingfordd
    @wallingfordd 5 років тому +156

    For some reason when he said "caveman nitro" all I heard was "cocaine"

    • @jmh4ggg
      @jmh4ggg 4 роки тому

      *Constantly holds up can* "What is in this?? My hands are shaking?!?"
      We know you just snorted a line dude.

  • @randypatt3398
    @randypatt3398 Рік тому +1

    Dude is zooted off of those coffees. Lol😂

  • @Stimy42069
    @Stimy42069 4 роки тому +277

    He's acting like a child who just got caught playing with matches.

    • @hairyfishcakes
      @hairyfishcakes 4 роки тому

      I never got caught, until I set the house alight 😾

  • @odeed
    @odeed 5 років тому +612

    I will never drink Caveman Nitro because of this video.

    • @bigbodybenzy
      @bigbodybenzy 5 років тому +27

      Odeed you’ll be good as long as you don’t rip an 8ball before drinking them

    • @demetriusmiddleton1246
      @demetriusmiddleton1246 5 років тому +2

      @@bigbodybenzy after watching this video, I'll take your word for it

    • @justinroark88
      @justinroark88 5 років тому +14

      Is Caveman Nitro code for crack cocaine?

    • @Soulfly2023
      @Soulfly2023 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @jeradbuckley8893
      @jeradbuckley8893 5 років тому +2

      Odeed I think you will be fine if you just have one and you aren’t a legitimate nutcase. Lol

  • @eiichirosonguk3057
    @eiichirosonguk3057 6 років тому +272

    Kurt Metzger got very defensive here... I personally liked the part when he started yelling and than said "i don't care about any of this..." I respectfully disagree. Another interesting point is that Metzger was a writer on Inside Amy Schumer, and said "She did not write any of the sketches". But she is listed as the head writer...

    • @TheRonin508
      @TheRonin508 6 років тому +5

      So, its his fault she sucks...

    • @RobROSjr
      @RobROSjr 6 років тому +7

      Chris Rock has been know for having people write for him and this has never happened. What’s that writing team’s excuse? She should have been on top of everything, especially if you have a team that works with or for you. If i’m a comedian and i have a writing team, i want to know where every joke came from. The last thing i would want is to look like an idiot and then try to address the situation.

    • @kingS-sl9wj
      @kingS-sl9wj 6 років тому +3

      RobROSjr Chris made his name with his own jokes, Dave chappelle has vouched for his skill since they've shown each other their jokes, Chris edited his coz Dave was too good but that was the story.

    • @kingS-sl9wj
      @kingS-sl9wj 6 років тому +2

      RobROSjr Amy has CLEARLY copied jokes, there countless videos exposing her, when it's that obv it's pretty bad. And when it comes to her own jokes their vile and crap as shown in her Netflix special.

    • @RobROSjr
      @RobROSjr 6 років тому +2

      sami king funny, my wife and i spoke about this and our conclusion was the same as yours. Her “decent” jokes are copied and her original stuff comes off as not genuine and nasty.

  • @pickle_soup160
    @pickle_soup160 2 роки тому +1

    "I don't give a shit about it, by the way"-after 3 minutes of raging.

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 3 роки тому +147

    “trust me, I know what I’m talking about” devolved into “I don’t owe you people shit” faster than I’ve ever seen a conversation devolve.

  • @brysontaylor1223
    @brysontaylor1223 4 роки тому +275

    I’ve never wanted Joe to choke a guest out more in my life. At least then Joe would be able to finish a sentence.

    • @TomTucker4157
      @TomTucker4157 4 роки тому +1

      "I'm going to show you guys how to do a rear naked choke hold high out of my mind on mushrooms"

  • @johncurtis7186
    @johncurtis7186 4 роки тому +193

    Knock knock..
    Who’s there?
    Kurt Metzger.....
    Kurt Metzger who?
    EXACTLY.

    • @MikeZ-on5lb
      @MikeZ-on5lb 4 роки тому

      😂🤣😂🤣 this is a good comment lol

    • @MikeZ-on5lb
      @MikeZ-on5lb 4 роки тому

      I wish I could heart this like on facebook lol

    • @johncurtis7186
      @johncurtis7186 4 роки тому

      Thanks.

    • @sreeraj4468
      @sreeraj4468 4 роки тому +1

      @@johncurtis7186 thanks??? U ruined it

    • @danl.2220
      @danl.2220 4 роки тому

      you definitely summed up perfectly the comment I was looking for. LOL

  • @nate19
    @nate19 2 роки тому +5

    20 years and I've never heard his standup. I'm sure it's great based on this.

  • @samboyaus
    @samboyaus 6 років тому +102

    "Defending Amy from these alt-right dudes" - yeah, he lost his last grain of credibility with that statement. Noticing and calling out plagiarism doesn't make some one "alt-right."

    • @Neil454ss
      @Neil454ss 6 років тому +8

      Even if it was "parallel thinking" as they call it, they should just say something like: "My bad, we didn't know that was out there. We will try not to make the same mistake again."
      Instead he gets insanely defense, which is exactly what a guilty person does. I think he knew they were stealing these jokes, and they just said to each other "If anyone calls us joke thieves we can just call them alt-right trolls and everyone will disregard their opinions!"

    • @samboyaus
      @samboyaus 6 років тому

      I LIVE speaking of unoriginal....

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 6 років тому +325

    There are literally hours of Amy vs whoever....and its really friggin appalling. I’ve NEVER seen such blatant plagiarism. They aren’t even similar premises, they are at times, word for word.
    This guy’s attitude just makes him seem even more guilty.

    • @MK-ew7eo
      @MK-ew7eo 6 років тому

      Many top comedians hires secret writers, maybe she uses the same writer as other comedians?

    • @DJ-yw5cd
      @DJ-yw5cd 6 років тому +5

      Dude is a joke theif thats exactly what he is an unoriginal pile of schumer underwear cheddar

    • @bretttoombs2465
      @bretttoombs2465 6 років тому +2

      @@MK-ew7eo If you need to hire secret writers...you must not be that funny. Just sayin....

    • @KissMyConverseFool
      @KissMyConverseFool 6 років тому +1

      Part of it is her career advanced too fast so she's young in writing...the younger in writing a standup is the blander their writing and the more of the proverbial parallel thought they spout

    • @KissMyConverseFool
      @KissMyConverseFool 6 років тому +1

      @Angelique that's true to a degree but a sketch show is a LOT of comedy. Say it's a 13 ep season, that's like doing 5 or six specials a year. So you get your friends in on it.

  • @mattbell5602
    @mattbell5602 4 роки тому +690

    She literally did Ellen’s popcorn joke TO Ellen! 😂

    • @brett444
      @brett444 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah that was cringeworthy. Ellen was looking like wtf

    • @fakename503
      @fakename503 4 роки тому +28

      I hate both Amy Schumer and Ellen DeGenerate as much as the next guy.
      I'm being impartial here, anyone could've made that joke. It's not a new joke and if you look, I'm sure you would find someone else making the joke.
      That wasn't opinion but actually factual. I made the same joke Even with my superior timing and creativity, it wasn't even funny, just then-like these two bitches now.

    • @mattbell5602
      @mattbell5602 4 роки тому +6

      Fake Name Lol, I agree...it’s...de generic 😂. The execution is so similar though

    • @bumpasaurus487
      @bumpasaurus487 4 роки тому +1

      Fake Name for one or two jokes maybe, but when there’s 20+ similar jokes, some of which with really random premises and ideas, it’s hard not to think she’s stealing stuff, possibly subconsciously

    • @niharbh4568
      @niharbh4568 4 роки тому +1

      That joke was fucking trash bro

  • @epideme3416
    @epideme3416 Рік тому

    Imagine destroying your career and making sure you never get invited back at the same time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂