Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her! Even more ironically, I stole this joke!
@Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine
😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it
It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.
yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.
@@andreal1203 He's not a liberal in the way that word is meant to be used. He's actually just a progressive lefty shitbird with the addition of meth and probably cocaine.
It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point. Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.
- Unknown person: "i know better" - Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later" - Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"
@W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. ua-cam.com/video/Qv0eWN8v_tg/v-deo.html
"I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t" I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.
Being well known doesnt necessarily mean youre good, theres plenty of artists who are amazing at what they do but arent well known. Plus theres plenty of artists who are well known but arent good.
I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded. One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this). He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me. (Edit) This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far. I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity. My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that. II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.
This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.
Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.
Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!
Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates
"I've been doing X for Y years!" So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know. Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.
He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.
He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.
You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.
0:36 *“Woah, you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here.”* Solid point - It’s so true how many people get worked up over people or scenarios that they hypothesize but don’t necessarily encounter.
i don't think it was hypothesized... i think he actually had the arguments, and in remembering them, it was re-surfacing his feelings that were invoked from said arguments... I think Joe was just taking it as the guy was conflating those arguments with whatever his (joe) points were... which joe had a valid objection to... the guy may or may not have been doing that... so Joe may be right in his perception... anyway, the point is i don't think these were hypothetical arguments. The guy even said where he was having the arguments.
@tassie dirt bikes No doubt lol, but execution and context are everything. When Bill Burr does it he’s usually being facetious or intentionally outrageous while driving the conversation/rant towards a larger social commentary. Kurt here is getting hysterical, which is making him come across as too defensive or over emotionally charged.
who gives af if you were in the room? if you saw it 10 years earlier and opened for some of these comedians that she stole from. doesnt mean shit if she blatantly stole it in the writing room.
I was Literally about to type a comment saying the same (Or Adderall/Amphetamine Salts. Or Meth) as someone with plenty of drug experience, he has that distinct look of someone who's nearing the end of a 2-3 day stimulant binge (Pale, the massively dilated "Great White Shark" eyes, dehydrated, the disjointed high octane banter and constant interrupting.) I'd venture to say he's nearing that phase where if he pushed his binge another day he'd be on the verge of amphetamine psychosis (Or cocaine, but good coke is hard to come by unless you're well connected, been trending that way since the 80's cocaine craze and the days when Pablo Escobar 'ruled the world'.)
He's aiming the aggression at some non existent person because he's afraid to aim it where he wants to, at joe. He knows how joe feels about material thieves, and they stole bits multiple times.
So when this guy gets caught stealing material, nobody can accuse him of it because he's experienced and his experience informs him that his blatantly stolen material wasn't stolen because he says so. So this guys career is over.
this guy's acting like people are coming to him as some kind of authority, demanding answers. dude, nobody's ever even heard of you before. nobody asked you anything.
I have heard of him, known about him for a while. He’s an ok comic, nothing crazy great but he’s not the nobody everyone is trying to make him out to be.
Nobody in the room watches mad tv? Its impressive how they stole those sketches basically shot for shot then. Funny how mad tv never had the problem of accidentally stealing sketches shot for shot from other sketch shows, but amy schumers show wasn't able to do that with a whole team of writers that apparently have never even seen mad tv
This second this ended I said the same. First of all who mentions a tiny energy drink and how it’s making him all jacked up like 10 times. I don’t give a crap at all it was just an annoying coverup.
''You've never tried stand-up so don't offer criticism.'' I mean, Schumer's never been a politician, but seems to have an awful lot of opinions on politics. Just using your logic here, Kurt.
Boy I hate that ridiculous attitude - you've never been a surgeon ! So don't tell me I was supposed to amputate your right leg and not the left! How dare you! - Joe was basically saying he's using the fallacious argument from authority. Dickwad.
If you went through a ball that had any significant amount of meth in it, you'd have been up for a lot longer than two days, I hate to tell you. 3.5 of meth if I did the whole ball myself would be more than a week, unless it was terrible shit. That said, is 'methy coke' even a thing, or was op just being hyperbolic.. I've had meth with mdma in it (and vice versa), but I mean, if you're doing meth why even include the coke; and if it's coke with just trace amounts of meth, then all that's going to happen is you're going to be up a hell of a lot longer than you want to be once the actual high is gone. Eta I know I sound like 'that guy,' but I know my drugs. I don't really do coke, though, bc I'm not a fan of re-dosing every twenty minutes.
Okay that makes more sense. I'd assumed for whatever reason that it was being added as a selling point or something, to make it better - when really with enough meth added to actually feel, it would completely overtake the coke on every level and render the coke useless and unnecessary, 'may as well just buy a bag of meth.' Like if I bought a bag (of meth) and it was half coke I would be mightily disappointed. But adding just enough meth to a bag of coke to keep you up for a long ass time afterward and miserable without it, yeah that's pretty scummy. That's why I hate smoking meth, to me smoking meth is like what I would imagine doing coke with ('just enough meth') would be - a high that isn't very intense and doesn't last as long as it should and then several hours of emptiness and misery once the high you had was gone. Except the high from smoking meth (like one .15 bowl) probably lasts a fair bit longer than that of coke. Either way, my own preference is just doing one large dose that lasts many, many hours; and then just grinning and bearing the comedown. Or re-dosing, but re-dosing and repeating that formula (esp injected) will often lead to the beginning of psychosis - and re-dosing /repeating that same process again (injected) will lead to some form of psychosis every time, usually right at the 3+ day mark. Which like the point you were making, it's incredibly hard not to re-dose with meth because of the massive dopamine triggering - and eventual depletion - meth becomes literally the only way to produce any more (and it stays like that for a while). One way I've found to combat this, no matter how far along the cycle you are no matter how long you've been up, one night or a week, is to wait until the majority of your high is gone and you're left with just the 'restless agitation,' and IV an opioid. Even if you don't like opioids, banging a dilaudid or a morphine (I've never tried heroin) will kill that all encompassing desire to replenish the dopamine in your brain with meth. I've been at that 'I'd sell my soul for another dose' point many times before, and on the verge of doing something stupid - not like sucking dick I mean, lmao, but b&e etc - and I'd slam a k4 or ms30 and that overpowering inclination to do more meth just, subsides altogether. You have to IV it bc at that point eating or snorting pills doesn't really work, you won't actually feel them, or snorting them you may but it won't be enough to overtake the addicted inclinations; and you have to wait until the actual meth high is gone bc otherwise you're basically speeeballing, and the speed always outlasts the opi when you're speedballing, the opi high will go away and you'll still be left with that 'all-encompassing dopaminergic inclination.' You could just re-dose the opi, I guess, but it would take that much more the second time around to kill the 'inclination.' That last paragraph is likely useless information to 90 percent of the people in UA-cam comments, but it could seriously benefit anyone struggling with IV meth addiction who tends to go too hard for too long and habitually destroys their bodies because of it. I used to be like that because I have an insanely addictive personality, and it was pure hell, like I'm surprised I never fell out from malnutrition and sleep deprivation and just, never got back up one day.
If you want to hear something surprising, the comedown from smoking meth to me is worse than shooting it. The fiending aspect is, anyway. You get used to rolling a pipe for however long, and you start thinking 'I just need a few more hits, just a little bit more.' You shoot a qtr gram of meth, you won't even be thinking about re-dosing for at least 16 hours - and when you finally do, you acknowledge that 'just a little bit more' wouldn't cut it. I mean you'll be miserable and fiend either way, but still. The physical aspects of the IV comedown are way worse, though, the restless agitation shit. But shooting it, you get more bang for your buck, I mean beyond the obv 40% intake vs near 100% intake of smoking vs IV, but you get wayyy more hours of surreal high to hours of comedown misery afterward. It's really not worth it to smoke at all, if you want to stay high, unless you feel like clutching a bubble pipe like it's your fucking baby for however long - and even then you never get that 'surreal' high, it's more comparable to just taking an adderall (to clarify though I'd rather eat a couple of addy 30's than smoke any amount of meth). And yeah speedballing is weird, my jury's still out on it. I mean I do it from time to time, but usually just when I have a strong tolerance to one or the other. The come on when you put them in the same rig is pretty insane too, opi's take a few more seconds to hit you than speed does, so you feel the speed first, you get that insane rush in your chest and the immediate rabid thought, and then the opi hits 2-3 seconds later and your shoulders get warm and tense and you want to lie back for a second - then when the opi rush is gone it's just like a really chilled out version of a speed high. Like your brain is still enhanced, but a lot of the sensations of the speed high are dulled, and you're more 'normal'. To be honest I prefer to do the speed first and save the other for fixing my brain at the end of it, but on occasion I've had plenty of both to do so, 'why not' I thought. I can relate to being medicated with amphetamines in my very early teens. I just had A.D.D., I was never hyperactive but had serious trouble concentrating, and at the time I knew nothing about it. I just knew that I'd take a pill every morning before school, and about 30 minutes after the first bell I felt really, really good for some reason. Then the first time I tried meth in my much later teens I thought, 'heyy I know that feeling!' Then as a young adult with a fledgling meth addiction, I figured I'd get ahead of it and just get prescribed adderall again. For a good few years I didn't even touch meth (save for very rare occasions), I just smoked weed and took my adderall - and ate pain pills, I was always an opiophile - and admittedly I would abuse my adderall from time to time, but I mean, it still wasn't meth. Then one day I was randomly drug tested by a new doctor at the local clinic I'd been going to for refills, and because I failed for weed they took my adderall script away. So naturally, I do what I did - I start self-medicating. Over the course of a couple of years my addiction got worse and worse, until eventually I started IV'ing my meth - which led to some rehab and a few stints in psych wards. And now no doctor will prescribe my adderall when they see in my records that I've been a meth user. Bitch of a thing that is.
Props on your relationship though, congratulations. I haven't had a relationship like that since my early 20's tbh, I quit smoking crack for it. That sounds like a joke, lmao but yeah I was a crack addict for roughly a year and a half behind my girl's back. She found out and we broke up, and it made me want to sober up and get her back. It only lasted a couple more years after that, but I'm grateful to have those memories and not just more memories of sitting in a windowless wash room hitting a pipe every 45 seconds. Crack is one drug I would not recommend. I mean I wouldn't necessarily recommend meth, but, at the same time I would.. if that makes sense. The last serious relationship I had, though, that ended about two and a half years ago, I really fucked up. I was in love with her, she knew I was a meth user but I told her I'd quit. Then after a few months of hiding it (poorly), she realized I was still using and we would fight about it all the time; then by the time I really start trying to quit, much to my chagrin she picks up the fucking habit herself, after hating the drug so much for nearly two fucking years, she tells me one night that she'd got a bag from one of her friends and she wanted to do it with me. I begged her not to, swore up and down that I'd never do it again, but she made a valid point: 'so you can do it behind my back for two years but you can't do it with me?' I felt like a pos so I did it with her - and felt like an even bigger pos - and it was so terrible, uncomfortable, mixing the one pure thing I had in my life that kept me from going too hard off the deep end, with the shit I was struggling not to go off the deep end on. We started getting high together, the sex was fantastic but it was still awkward to me, and eventually she started lying to me constantly, getting high when I wasn't around and lying to me about it, disappearing for inordinate periods of time and then saying she'd 'been asleep' - I guess I deserved that part, I don't know - and before long I realized that she'd actually turned into a massive whore. I kind of saw it coming, because that's what meth does (especially to women), sex just becomes this commonplace thing that doesn't mean anything but a nut, you don't realize how wrong what you're doing is because you're so disconnected from your emotions.. She'd begun cheating on me because she was so positive I was constantly cheating on her, and it no longer hurt her to think of the consequences of going through with it because she was high. I never... ever cheated on her. Not even when I was getting high behind her back. But she never believed me, bc I was an addict, who lied about his addiction for so long. You can only have one, or the other; love, or addiction. Mixing the two never works out. Or it never works out in the way you want it to, I mean you can continue to force anything, really, but once the good is fucked it's fucked. Me, I just haven't been able to let go of the second one since the last time I lost the first one; so I don't even try anymore.
@Huńt3r of course, my point is that such a rare achievement is attached to such a tainted name, he has no choice but to defend her. That's enough to drive anyone crazy
5:04 "What the f is in this?" Joe: "270 mg of caffeine. But you probably had some caffeine before this (wink wink)." Kurt: "YESSSSS!!!" LOL. I hate this appearance and what he's doing now, but Kurt Metzger is one of the funniest dudes ever. I live that guy. (I also forgot that nutbag Owen Benjamin was on this episode with him and HE seemed like the more normal of the two.)
Hmm? Are you talking about Amy? She got away with this shit (for the most part) because A. She is a women B. She is a Feminist/leftist C. She comes from a wealthy, well connected family D. Her Uncle is in politics.
These older generation of comedians aren't very funny. There's few in between yeah, but coming out on stage and being like "hey let's talk about some shit" and then ramble about your dick and getting blowjobs, that's not real comedy. I get it was funny in the 80's and 90's because of the shock factor behind it, but it's not actually clever. I watch guys like Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. THAT is real comedy. Where you actually make an idea into a hillarious punch line.
@braden7180 if someone is trying to convince me of something, and they won't let me get a word in edgewise because they keep shouting stuff at me a million miles an hour, I really don't care what they're talking about.
Jesse93z That’s a pretty appropriate analogy considering he’s basically the pizza delivery boy of stand-up comedy. I’m a pretty big aficionado of stand up I know hundreds of stand up comedians and he’s one of the least funny
People that Franticly rattle off how brilliant they are in their field to the point of practically foaming at the mouth are usually not the ones at the top of their field. I'm not a comedy expert but based on his behavior I could pretty much assume he is nowhere near the top.
I been driving for 20 years and didnt realize till now im a professional driver and top notch mechanic. BTW does anyone know proper torq specks for a kanuter valve and muffler bearings?
Kurt Metzger got very defensive here... I personally liked the part when he started yelling and than said "i don't care about any of this..." I respectfully disagree. Another interesting point is that Metzger was a writer on Inside Amy Schumer, and said "She did not write any of the sketches". But she is listed as the head writer...
Chris Rock has been know for having people write for him and this has never happened. What’s that writing team’s excuse? She should have been on top of everything, especially if you have a team that works with or for you. If i’m a comedian and i have a writing team, i want to know where every joke came from. The last thing i would want is to look like an idiot and then try to address the situation.
RobROSjr Chris made his name with his own jokes, Dave chappelle has vouched for his skill since they've shown each other their jokes, Chris edited his coz Dave was too good but that was the story.
RobROSjr Amy has CLEARLY copied jokes, there countless videos exposing her, when it's that obv it's pretty bad. And when it comes to her own jokes their vile and crap as shown in her Netflix special.
sami king funny, my wife and i spoke about this and our conclusion was the same as yours. Her “decent” jokes are copied and her original stuff comes off as not genuine and nasty.
"Defending Amy from these alt-right dudes" - yeah, he lost his last grain of credibility with that statement. Noticing and calling out plagiarism doesn't make some one "alt-right."
Even if it was "parallel thinking" as they call it, they should just say something like: "My bad, we didn't know that was out there. We will try not to make the same mistake again." Instead he gets insanely defense, which is exactly what a guilty person does. I think he knew they were stealing these jokes, and they just said to each other "If anyone calls us joke thieves we can just call them alt-right trolls and everyone will disregard their opinions!"
There are literally hours of Amy vs whoever....and its really friggin appalling. I’ve NEVER seen such blatant plagiarism. They aren’t even similar premises, they are at times, word for word. This guy’s attitude just makes him seem even more guilty.
Part of it is her career advanced too fast so she's young in writing...the younger in writing a standup is the blander their writing and the more of the proverbial parallel thought they spout
@Angelique that's true to a degree but a sketch show is a LOT of comedy. Say it's a 13 ep season, that's like doing 5 or six specials a year. So you get your friends in on it.
I hate both Amy Schumer and Ellen DeGenerate as much as the next guy. I'm being impartial here, anyone could've made that joke. It's not a new joke and if you look, I'm sure you would find someone else making the joke. That wasn't opinion but actually factual. I made the same joke Even with my superior timing and creativity, it wasn't even funny, just then-like these two bitches now.
Fake Name for one or two jokes maybe, but when there’s 20+ similar jokes, some of which with really random premises and ideas, it’s hard not to think she’s stealing stuff, possibly subconsciously
Never heard of this guy before and I look forward to never hearing about him again.
Canto III no wonder Luis Gomez wanted to beat his ass
He's a fucking asshole.
He was great on Horace and Pete with Louis CK
He's defensive af! If energy drinks started hurting people this guy would be the poster boy.
He drank TWO Caveman NITROS!
He's waiting for himself to stop speaking, so he can speak.
I'm going to steal that.
Nailed it
Brilliant comment, fucking nailed it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙
Holy shit that is it exactly.
Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her!
Even more ironically, I stole this joke!
and it's way funnier than anything that she's ever said on stage.
Kinda butchered that joke though lol
Cody Gifford it's even more ironic that Amy butchers the jokes she steals too
dman lol
someone doesn't know what irony means
When someone makes an argument, then interrupts and talks over the counterpoint, that's a pretty good sign their position is weak.
LOL "I'm a pro comic, i can tell what is funny or not" - most out of touch statement perhaps ever.
Yeah, like the rest of us chimps don’t know what a joke is😂, a concept that has existed since the beginning of time
Presumably that's what he yells at his audiences when they fail to laugh.
I didn’t realize that the comedian determines what’s funny when they are doing a bit
@@DarrenH001 LMAO probably
He isn't even a known comic, hes bad at the job he's professing authority over
How much blood is in this dude’s cokestream
Cody McGinnis be careful saying funny shit he might steal it
That's hilarious, and probably accurate.
This deserves more likes!😂😂😂
Cody McGinnis ha!
Gold, I like the other persons comment that he may steal it.
God I can’t believe how fast this guy made me hate him
😂 lmao
Justo Hechim instantly and im Irish ! We don’t give a shit about pretty much anything . The only guest I ever disliked . Joe rocks
He's a great comedian. I'd give him a couple more impressions.
Totally agree
@Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine
He says he's being attacked by SJWs but also defending Amy Schumer? Someone help this full of himself man.
First it was SJWs. Then it was the alt right. Lol pick a boogie man, dude.
Keep this at 69
He needs a rheumatologist to reduce his inflated sense of self
He was a mixed up guy. Now he's fine and doing radio shows with Jimmy Dore. Both have come a long way.
"I dont owe you fuckheads an explanation"
>spends his time explaining anyway
geez, this is the most annoying guest ever.
Peter Sedesse looks and talks like a crackhead
Yeah, hope he never comes back.
Hahaha
Peter Sedesse Hes not coming back, joe did not like him at all in this clip
TheRempsu I hope so. He won't stop talking -.-
Never have I wanted to see how powerful Joe's famous kick is as right here on this clip
😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it
While wearing steal tip boots
It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.
Ideal place to demonstrate it right across the table
He’s the smartest person he’s ever met.
This is brilliant 😂😂
🥂
@@MarceloRomero360 what?
@Logic dipshit is one word, you troll. Grammar and spelling are tough when you didn't make it out of the fourth grade.
A legend in his own mind 😎
How did he manage to find Amy Schumer’s only fan
Jim83 J He got Batman to track him down.
Lol
He’s probably fuckin her haha
Jim83 J I like Amy
But I think this guy is a dink
I am fan of her. You can see how she handles social issues in the series Inside Amy Schumer.
He’s super defensive because he knows he’s wrong but can’t admit it
He's a typical liberal loser.
lilcantrapman24 he clearly isn’t liberal
yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.
TA A nothing he said there would indicate that. Tbf I don’t follow him so idk what he gets up to but he definitely doesn’t seem liberal
@@andreal1203 He's not a liberal in the way that word is meant to be used. He's actually just a progressive lefty shitbird with the addition of meth and probably cocaine.
Credit to Joe for keeping his cool with him.
cmack003 Joe works out like a maniac and could beat the fuck out of most people, so I bet it takes a lot to get him to lose his cool.
Bro don’t want joe’s leg kicks
Talking over someone doesn't make someone right
He probably gave him death star and a couple bong hits before going on live and wrecked his buzz
This is one of the reasons joe is so popular.
"I've done comedy for 20 years". Yeah, and we've all heard of you, you must be killing it, bro.
Rogan is the adult talking to the freshman frat boy who's had too many beers.
*caveman nitros
*Jager bombs
i wanna like that comment but its already at 666
I think you mean too many bumps
Nose beers*
"I've done comedy for 20 years."
I have to admit, that was a pretty good joke. LOL
He wasn't joking he was..... ooooooh
ooff
In front of his bathroom mirror bruh.....performing to millions of imaginary audiences
Gotta love when the Internet takes everything you’ve worked for away from you because they disagree with your opinion.
@@dontworryaboutit5490 relax dude, no one was trying to take your career away. You made an ass of yourself so people are joking about it
He's done comedy for 20 years, never heard of him. Great comic
SnowCYYCling - 😂😂😂
SnowCYYCling he’s a writer
@@Anna92781 0:58 yea a writer...
Well look it up. Ifs fucking hilarious
His standup is actually pretty funny. He comes off terribly in this.
It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point.
Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.
i dont give a fuck what hes on, fuck this clown.
Now he looks like an idiot not the funny kind
Jimmy Dore and Kurt are lying pandering hacks with huge egos and cowards who run from debates.
Honestly it probably really was all the caffeine too though
Dude is awful on the Jimmy Dore show though. He pretty much single handedly turned me off of Jimmy Dore.
This guy acts a lot like someone caught stealing jokes
Hahaha I thought the same
Joe should have gave him the same shit treatment he gave carlos mencia
He blazes mad trees….ask Syl Skallone
@Logic Hi, Kurt.
@Eli Bishop he didnt steal, he just is unoriginal
I feel like this guy is so triggered because he knows that he steals jokes too 😂😂
Doesn't help that he's an egocentric coke fiend who is having his identity ripped apart by logic and due process.
I believe it's pronounced fig you heretic
@@isaacusher7545 I get confused on that. Is it that dictators love figs or that figs love dics? I guess it can be both.
So a nobody just said Kurt steals jokes? You nobody’s are funny
Did somebody shit themselves? I smell a foul presence in the air...
He is arguing with the guy who ended carlos mencias career over stealing jokes . LOL
This comment deserves more likes
What happened
@@bobadsf2921 just look it up?
Joe rogan is Hypocrite he defends amy schumer like she doesn’t steal jokes lol
@@bobadsf2921 joe wasnt even defending amy
I’m amazed of how many people use their time on JRE, their one chance to make themself known, to make a total fool of themselves
Blaming his lack of self control on caffeine is like that one kid pretending to be drunk on one sip of dad’s beer.
No it's not, because he's not pretending to not be able to control his emotions, he's actually like that.
@@beyondbackwater4933 sorry we insulted your boyfriend
@@Johnmam9984 The guy you're replying to is basically saying that Kurt is an impulsive moron, he's not defending him.
@@Johnmam9984 are you actually braindead lol.
- Unknown person: "i know better"
- Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later"
- Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"
I've never instantly hated someone until this video.
@American π Metzger will do that to people, his comedy is quite hilarious though
For real. Holy shit...
Lmao yes. Never had someone make me feel like they were being so condescending to me when I’m nowhere involved in the fucking situation 😂
Bro same here i didn’t even know who the fuck Kurt metzger was and instantly hate him
I litteraly want to jump in the video and piss in his fucking mouth
"Wow you're fighting with somebody who's not even here". 😂
I read that Exactly as he said it 😂😂
@@Bmc661 I did too 🤣🤣
This guys head is so far up his ass it is a never ending circle
@@Bmc661 woah, you ever try dmt?
Just like when he called out Mencia? GTFO
“I’ve been doing comedy for 20 years” sounds like “I’ve been doing radio since I was 18.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There’s a compilation of Amy stealing jokes and it’s HALF AN HOUR long!
Is that it?
@W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. ua-cam.com/video/Qv0eWN8v_tg/v-deo.html
There are like 7 complications each 30 minutes lol
Interestingly, if you look up the comics’ who’s jokes were supposedly stolen, you find them defending her.
@@Adam-zh4hm hahahha True. the ones that people caught. Im sure her whole act is thievery.
Joe handles this dude incredibly well
Love you Ross💓♥️❤️
oh he's high, that's why, he was super relaxed. Otherwise he would have told that fuck not to speak over him
Wait.... Ross??
That's like such a weird crossover mindfuck to see my guy Ross over here commenting on a random jre vid. Very cool
Been watching since the baseball/super man videos era. You’re my go to if I need to smile, thank you Ross.
I feel blessed not to have known him for the 20 years he's been doing comedy.
Serious, I felt like I was on meth watching him.
Lmao same
What a pompous asshat
Damn this dude
"I've done comedy on a stage so clearly I am the master of all comedy in every format"
"I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t"
I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.
Being well known doesnt necessarily mean youre good, theres plenty of artists who are amazing at what they do but arent well known. Plus theres plenty of artists who are well known but arent good.
Imagine living with him. Asking if he drank some of your milk.
Evandemocracy this is perhaps the best comment on anything I’ve ever read in my life. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Evandemocracy 😂😂 so funny I just spit out my drink
Yes there is video evidence of me drinking the milk, but its just parallel thinking
I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded.
One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this).
He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me.
(Edit)
This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far.
I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity.
My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that.
II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.
Him: “First of all I don’t owe you any fucken explanation I’ve been drinking milk all my life”.
The old blame the energy drink to cover up the cocaine trick. Very sly.
Precisely
You've obviously never had over half a gram of caffeine in your life
@@bobbytmf7194 more like 8 ball of caffeine
@@bobbytmf7194 oz on mine
Haha his eyes are rolling all over the place, that is not caffeine
This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.
😂😂
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...
That was perfect bro. 😂
Sarcasm is the salt that flavors what I crave in conversation.
Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.
1:20 Doesn't matter, she's still responsible for accepting the material, the bits, the sketches, etc.
Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!
Fear factor was ok but i much preferred news radio
Joe also says Amy didn't steal jokes or skits even though there's clear proof she did. He raged against Mencia but God forbid anyone calls out Amy.
mike dutdut I loved that show! 👍🏻
After "20 years of comedy" you'd think Kurt would actually be funny by now.
Kwansu lol he's one of the best comedy writers around
I've only been exposed to him on Louis CK's "Horace and Pete", in which he's great.
@bobby being a funny writer and actually being funny are 2 seperate things. His delivery is shit.
BobbyTMF he really isn’t.
@@bobbytmf7194 yea but as a person hes not funny at all
I don't know what they're talking about, but I 100% believe this guy's guilty of whatever he's being accused of based on this interaction
🤣🤣🤣
Mofo needs a Xanax
thats true and then he tries and blame the drink? yea gulity as fuck.
zerodawn09 those nitros are fierce though lol
If this was a police interrogation they would put him in a holding cell.
What episode number is this ? I’d like to watch the whole episode.
Just realized, this guy is such a great comedian. I searched him on Google and his WHOLE career is a joke. Amazing guy, completely normal!
Dude, his white precious album is one of the best stand up hours I've listened to
Shit this comment is funnier than his career
The amount of patience and mental fortitude joe has is amazing
Ya I would have given him the “people’s elbow”
Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates
I wonder how this conversation would have went if he didn't know Joe could kick his ass 🤔
I know, I couldn’t even hear this dude over all that calm
Maybe he read buddhist texts.
"I've been in comedy 20 years!"
-who?
What he meant was, "I've been a joke for the last 20 years."
This a no body.
"I've been doing X for Y years!"
So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know.
Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.
He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.
Same!
Thanx been waiting for this topic, now I dont have to type about it.
In case your wondering he wrote for amy shumers show that’s why he cares
Ah, so he's probably one of the thieves.
@@smiley4995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.
I too could hear them say that.
@@Doivid_lol alot of people missed that I saw in the comments before I commented
God this guy interrupts Joe so much.
Way too much cave man nitro and coffee that would be my guess. 😄 🍺
Reading this comment before watching the video made the video SOO much funnier.
Good. Joe always interrupts people, about damn time he got some of his own medicine 😂
“I’ve been working in comedy therefore I know what’s funny damnnit!” Ok? Yeah, he seems like a big barrel of laughs. Settle down Ike.
What an asshole..
Imagine being this passionate about defending Amy Schumer
Hes actually just defending himself because he is a writer for inside amy schumer.
You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.
Like most female comics she's very unfunny.
She’s probably blowing him 😂
Ughhhhh... I just felt a shiver go down my spine... He is a fucking tool.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a writer for Amy? Was he the one stealing the jokes is that why he's so defensive? lol
0:36 *“Woah, you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here.”*
Solid point - It’s so true how many people get worked up over people or scenarios that they hypothesize but don’t necessarily encounter.
i don't think it was hypothesized... i think he actually had the arguments, and in remembering them, it was re-surfacing his feelings that were invoked from said arguments...
I think Joe was just taking it as the guy was conflating those arguments with whatever his (joe) points were... which joe had a valid objection to...
the guy may or may not have been doing that... so Joe may be right in his perception...
anyway, the point is i don't think these were hypothetical arguments. The guy even said where he was having the arguments.
live like this every day. trying to find answers but i cant. life is hell, '17.
@tassie dirt bikes No doubt lol, but execution and context are everything. When Bill Burr does it he’s usually being facetious or intentionally outrageous while driving the conversation/rant towards a larger social commentary. Kurt here is getting hysterical, which is making him come across as too defensive or over emotionally charged.
I legit thought he had a Crack pipe in his hand...would completely explain his arguing with someone who isn't there.
But Amy does steal there’s countless side by side clips all over UA-cam!
Travis Beck No, she didn't! You weren't there in the room!! Trust me!
How dare you insinuate a woman can be a joke theif. SHAME ON YOU!
What about doing Ellen’s joke to her face on her show? Or let me guess that was an “homage” 😂
who gives af if you were in the room? if you saw it 10 years earlier and opened for some of these comedians that she stole from. doesnt mean shit if she blatantly stole it in the writing room.
Craig Hicks "I know better, jerkoff at home!"
20 year comic:"I don't even give a shit"
*Very clearly give a shit
*I was looking for this comment haha*
Yea totally
It was a joke, dude. It’s funny. Trust me. I’ve been listening to jokes for 30+ years. I know my shit
"Most of these animals can't believe you're speaking to them". What a great human being....
This guy is out of his mind. No one is that defensive and absurd who doesn't know he's wrong.
Sounds like a priest defending his religion
@@Original-Phantom edgy lol
@@Original-Phantom As an atheist minority growing up in a christian school/neghborhood Ive only once seen a priest get that defensive
He sounds coked up
But he's a stand up comedian. So just trust him.
Jesus christ... This is the kinda dude that comes to talk to somebody just to hear himself talk.
I honestly couldn't or didn't understand what he was talking about for the first 4 mins
@@t45tt4tr For sure. Hopefully he's never on the JRE again, lol. What a tool.
"I bet you had some coffee before you came on as well!?"
You spelled Coke wrong Joe.
He said* "coke" wrong lol
They Call Me Gator grammar nazi*
🤣
@@chubbyfug4601 *Nazi
I was Literally about to type a comment saying the same (Or Adderall/Amphetamine Salts. Or Meth) as someone with plenty of drug experience, he has that distinct look of someone who's nearing the end of a 2-3 day stimulant binge (Pale, the massively dilated "Great White Shark" eyes, dehydrated, the disjointed high octane banter and constant interrupting.) I'd venture to say he's nearing that phase where if he pushed his binge another day he'd be on the verge of amphetamine psychosis (Or cocaine, but good coke is hard to come by unless you're well connected, been trending that way since the 80's cocaine craze and the days when Pablo Escobar 'ruled the world'.)
So it’s not joke theft if the bits are mediocre? Seems legit.
The fact that everyone in comment section calls him "this guy" tells all about his comedic pedigree.
Facxx
LMFAO
Not really, just speaks to how so many people are spoon fed who they think they choose to see.
@@timmatthews1604 boo hoo hoo
@@timmatthews1604 cry me a river
He's aiming the aggression at some non existent person because he's afraid to aim it where he wants to, at joe. He knows how joe feels about material thieves, and they stole bits multiple times.
Very cleverly noticed 🙌🏼
Is that your real name James Royle?
No. Amy stole bits from him and is holding him intellectually hostage.
Never called out Amy.
Every comedian has stolen jokes or has appeared to steal jokes through cryptomesia , or just parallel thinking
Should change the title to:
WEED VS COCAINE
💯
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Classic example
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brandon Gomez more like crystal meth lmao
*His Funniest Joke of all time @**3:24** when he says "I dont give a 💩 about it anyway."* 😄
*That litteraly made me Laugh Out Loud* 😆
2 years later and I still don't know who this guy is
Mr. Know Nothing
I know, he is an average imbecile.
3 years later. No idea and will not look for
"Who (is) that/dat ?" - the New Orleans' Saints (NFL) football team fans' slogan/catchphrase; Who is the Clown ? (a pro comedian, okay...)
he’s a professional comedian and pretty funny
"Hey, let's do this interview at the tempo of cocaine"
"One little bump before I go to Joe's, nobody'll know!"
Rogan calmly discredited this guy. Plus he's on coke and blaming the drink.
how yk it’s coke? just cuz he acting crazy? or like just most likely that’s what it is in hollywood?
He really cats like someone on coke
rome wah trust me, that dude does coke.
@@infinitedeath4567 or adderal most likley cuz it last 4 to 6 hours instead of coke 20 to 45 mins lol
Pillan Datti nah dude I’m banking on coke
Dude trying to pretend its caffeine when it's very obviously Adderall
I love how much we all don’t like this guy
@Narf I sadly checked the description and know his name now, don't do what I did, save yourself.
What’s his name?
great dude. had a bad moment. take it easy on people
@@hamooon Great dude? Not from what I've seen
@@MonkeyDLuffy60073 what we've seen of people on video snippets isn't the measure of a person's worth. would you agree?
So when this guy gets caught stealing material, nobody can accuse him of it because he's experienced and his experience informs him that his blatantly stolen material wasn't stolen because he says so.
So this guys career is over.
Well said
Right? How can anyone argue with that logic
Vinny H. Lmfao!!!!
Very well said. This guy is delusional.
this guy's acting like people are coming to him as some kind of authority, demanding answers. dude, nobody's ever even heard of you before. nobody asked you anything.
hahaha I've been following stand up for years and I've literally never heard of this guy
I have heard of him, known about him for a while. He’s an ok comic, nothing crazy great but he’s not the nobody everyone is trying to make him out to be.
I think he means like his mom and sister or something...
@@timmatthews1604 lol never heard of this fucken loser..20 years of lame ass comedy I guess
@@timmatthews1604 He’s definitely a nobody
"Twitter is the candy crush of words". 😂😂😂😂
Sounds exactly like a joke thief would sound if they were called a joke-thief.
The pure defensiveness of this dude makes me even more convinced that they intended to steal those jokes.
Yep
He’s just bitter and jaded
Nobody in the room watches mad tv? Its impressive how they stole those sketches basically shot for shot then. Funny how mad tv never had the problem of accidentally stealing sketches shot for shot from other sketch shows, but amy schumers show wasn't able to do that with a whole team of writers that apparently have never even seen mad tv
Dude pretending he’s freaking out on caffeine cause joe called him out🤣
Lol exactly
Haha, exactly... 👍🏻
Joke thief is so cringe idk if he knows how fake he is.🤦🏻♂️fucking tool
Straight up
i don’t think there’s any caffeine in those lol…
She ripped off jokes word to word it can't be a coincidence & this dude argument is I was there LOL
I think the only mirror in this guys house is laying on his coffee table.
That, and the bedroom ceiling.
This second this ended I said the same. First of all who mentions a tiny energy drink and how it’s making him all jacked up like 10 times. I don’t give a crap at all it was just an annoying coverup.
😂
Yeah he's fleein out his tiny mind!!
BOOGER SUGAR!
She steals jokes and doesn’t know how deliver them. Period.
You said it best, good sir
Plus she's just a nasty person
The fact you ended it by saying period made is seem like one of her jokes
@shoaib btt uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ya lost me
Parallel thinking? Maybe once or twice, but so much of her material is stolen that the argument doesn’t hold up.
Dude - I’ve been doing this for 25 years
Me in my Mcgregor voice - Who the fook is that guy?
That clip of McGregor is pure gold. I hear him saying that line in my head pretty often when I run into arrogant/ridiculous people in real life
Death Star Resident well stop being 12
Defending Amy on not stealing jokes is crazy enough, there’s endless videos of stollen jokes from that women
''You've never tried stand-up so don't offer criticism.''
I mean, Schumer's never been a politician, but seems to have an awful lot of opinions on politics. Just using your logic here, Kurt.
cory matthews and look how well that’s working out
Its like you're not allowed to say a movie is bad because you've never been an actor.
Its ridiculous.
Boy I hate that ridiculous attitude - you've never been a surgeon ! So don't tell me I was supposed to amputate your right leg and not the left! How dare you! - Joe was basically saying he's using the fallacious argument from authority. Dickwad.
You can have an opinion about any job. This guy is a dumb fucking bastard.
She's never been a politician but her uncle is that ass hat senator chuck Schumer
Drank two Caveman Nitros and crushed an 8ball of methy coke
Methyl coke is the best coke
If you went through a ball that had any significant amount of meth in it, you'd have been up for a lot longer than two days, I hate to tell you. 3.5 of meth if I did the whole ball myself would be more than a week, unless it was terrible shit.
That said, is 'methy coke' even a thing, or was op just being hyperbolic.. I've had meth with mdma in it (and vice versa), but I mean, if you're doing meth why even include the coke; and if it's coke with just trace amounts of meth, then all that's going to happen is you're going to be up a hell of a lot longer than you want to be once the actual high is gone.
Eta I know I sound like 'that guy,' but I know my drugs. I don't really do coke, though, bc I'm not a fan of re-dosing every twenty minutes.
Okay that makes more sense. I'd assumed for whatever reason that it was being added as a selling point or something, to make it better - when really with enough meth added to actually feel, it would completely overtake the coke on every level and render the coke useless and unnecessary, 'may as well just buy a bag of meth.' Like if I bought a bag (of meth) and it was half coke I would be mightily disappointed. But adding just enough meth to a bag of coke to keep you up for a long ass time afterward and miserable without it, yeah that's pretty scummy.
That's why I hate smoking meth, to me smoking meth is like what I would imagine doing coke with ('just enough meth') would be - a high that isn't very intense and doesn't last as long as it should and then several hours of emptiness and misery once the high you had was gone. Except the high from smoking meth (like one .15 bowl) probably lasts a fair bit longer than that of coke.
Either way, my own preference is just doing one large dose that lasts many, many hours; and then just grinning and bearing the comedown. Or re-dosing, but re-dosing and repeating that formula (esp injected) will often lead to the beginning of psychosis - and re-dosing /repeating that same process again (injected) will lead to some form of psychosis every time, usually right at the 3+ day mark. Which like the point you were making, it's incredibly hard not to re-dose with meth because of the massive dopamine triggering - and eventual depletion - meth becomes literally the only way to produce any more (and it stays like that for a while).
One way I've found to combat this, no matter how far along the cycle you are no matter how long you've been up, one night or a week, is to wait until the majority of your high is gone and you're left with just the 'restless agitation,' and IV an opioid. Even if you don't like opioids, banging a dilaudid or a morphine (I've never tried heroin) will kill that all encompassing desire to replenish the dopamine in your brain with meth. I've been at that 'I'd sell my soul for another dose' point many times before, and on the verge of doing something stupid - not like sucking dick I mean, lmao, but b&e etc - and I'd slam a k4 or ms30 and that overpowering inclination to do more meth just, subsides altogether. You have to IV it bc at that point eating or snorting pills doesn't really work, you won't actually feel them, or snorting them you may but it won't be enough to overtake the addicted inclinations; and you have to wait until the actual meth high is gone bc otherwise you're basically speeeballing, and the speed always outlasts the opi when you're speedballing, the opi high will go away and you'll still be left with that 'all-encompassing dopaminergic inclination.' You could just re-dose the opi, I guess, but it would take that much more the second time around to kill the 'inclination.'
That last paragraph is likely useless information to 90 percent of the people in UA-cam comments, but it could seriously benefit anyone struggling with IV meth addiction who tends to go too hard for too long and habitually destroys their bodies because of it. I used to be like that because I have an insanely addictive personality, and it was pure hell, like I'm surprised I never fell out from malnutrition and sleep deprivation and just, never got back up one day.
If you want to hear something surprising, the comedown from smoking meth to me is worse than shooting it. The fiending aspect is, anyway. You get used to rolling a pipe for however long, and you start thinking 'I just need a few more hits, just a little bit more.' You shoot a qtr gram of meth, you won't even be thinking about re-dosing for at least 16 hours - and when you finally do, you acknowledge that 'just a little bit more' wouldn't cut it. I mean you'll be miserable and fiend either way, but still. The physical aspects of the IV comedown are way worse, though, the restless agitation shit. But shooting it, you get more bang for your buck, I mean beyond the obv 40% intake vs near 100% intake of smoking vs IV, but you get wayyy more hours of surreal high to hours of comedown misery afterward. It's really not worth it to smoke at all, if you want to stay high, unless you feel like clutching a bubble pipe like it's your fucking baby for however long - and even then you never get that 'surreal' high, it's more comparable to just taking an adderall (to clarify though I'd rather eat a couple of addy 30's than smoke any amount of meth).
And yeah speedballing is weird, my jury's still out on it. I mean I do it from time to time, but usually just when I have a strong tolerance to one or the other. The come on when you put them in the same rig is pretty insane too, opi's take a few more seconds to hit you than speed does, so you feel the speed first, you get that insane rush in your chest and the immediate rabid thought, and then the opi hits 2-3 seconds later and your shoulders get warm and tense and you want to lie back for a second - then when the opi rush is gone it's just like a really chilled out version of a speed high. Like your brain is still enhanced, but a lot of the sensations of the speed high are dulled, and you're more 'normal'. To be honest I prefer to do the speed first and save the other for fixing my brain at the end of it, but on occasion I've had plenty of both to do so, 'why not' I thought.
I can relate to being medicated with amphetamines in my very early teens. I just had A.D.D., I was never hyperactive but had serious trouble concentrating, and at the time I knew nothing about it. I just knew that I'd take a pill every morning before school, and about 30 minutes after the first bell I felt really, really good for some reason. Then the first time I tried meth in my much later teens I thought, 'heyy I know that feeling!' Then as a young adult with a fledgling meth addiction, I figured I'd get ahead of it and just get prescribed adderall again. For a good few years I didn't even touch meth (save for very rare occasions), I just smoked weed and took my adderall - and ate pain pills, I was always an opiophile - and admittedly I would abuse my adderall from time to time, but I mean, it still wasn't meth. Then one day I was randomly drug tested by a new doctor at the local clinic I'd been going to for refills, and because I failed for weed they took my adderall script away. So naturally, I do what I did - I start self-medicating. Over the course of a couple of years my addiction got worse and worse, until eventually I started IV'ing my meth - which led to some rehab and a few stints in psych wards. And now no doctor will prescribe my adderall when they see in my records that I've been a meth user. Bitch of a thing that is.
Props on your relationship though, congratulations. I haven't had a relationship like that since my early 20's tbh, I quit smoking crack for it. That sounds like a joke, lmao but yeah I was a crack addict for roughly a year and a half behind my girl's back. She found out and we broke up, and it made me want to sober up and get her back. It only lasted a couple more years after that, but I'm grateful to have those memories and not just more memories of sitting in a windowless wash room hitting a pipe every 45 seconds. Crack is one drug I would not recommend. I mean I wouldn't necessarily recommend meth, but, at the same time I would.. if that makes sense. The last serious relationship I had, though, that ended about two and a half years ago, I really fucked up. I was in love with her, she knew I was a meth user but I told her I'd quit. Then after a few months of hiding it (poorly), she realized I was still using and we would fight about it all the time; then by the time I really start trying to quit, much to my chagrin she picks up the fucking habit herself, after hating the drug so much for nearly two fucking years, she tells me one night that she'd got a bag from one of her friends and she wanted to do it with me. I begged her not to, swore up and down that I'd never do it again, but she made a valid point: 'so you can do it behind my back for two years but you can't do it with me?' I felt like a pos so I did it with her - and felt like an even bigger pos - and it was so terrible, uncomfortable, mixing the one pure thing I had in my life that kept me from going too hard off the deep end, with the shit I was struggling not to go off the deep end on. We started getting high together, the sex was fantastic but it was still awkward to me, and eventually she started lying to me constantly, getting high when I wasn't around and lying to me about it, disappearing for inordinate periods of time and then saying she'd 'been asleep' - I guess I deserved that part, I don't know - and before long I realized that she'd actually turned into a massive whore. I kind of saw it coming, because that's what meth does (especially to women), sex just becomes this commonplace thing that doesn't mean anything but a nut, you don't realize how wrong what you're doing is because you're so disconnected from your emotions.. She'd begun cheating on me because she was so positive I was constantly cheating on her, and it no longer hurt her to think of the consequences of going through with it because she was high. I never... ever cheated on her. Not even when I was getting high behind her back. But she never believed me, bc I was an addict, who lied about his addiction for so long.
You can only have one, or the other; love, or addiction. Mixing the two never works out. Or it never works out in the way you want it to, I mean you can continue to force anything, really, but once the good is fucked it's fucked. Me, I just haven't been able to let go of the second one since the last time I lost the first one; so I don't even try anymore.
This guy is a maniac. And he’s gonna defend Amy Schumer. Good bye nobody
He won an Emmy writing for her show, his only real accomplishment in life. Tough position for him to be in tbh
@Huńt3r of course, my point is that such a rare achievement is attached to such a tainted name, he has no choice but to defend her. That's enough to drive anyone crazy
Huńt3r who takes those shows seriously tho
@Huńt3r do you "got" a reasonable argument? heffer defender
He’s like Larry David on meth
5:04 "What the f is in this?" Joe: "270 mg of caffeine. But you probably had some caffeine before this (wink wink)." Kurt: "YESSSSS!!!" LOL. I hate this appearance and what he's doing now, but Kurt Metzger is one of the funniest dudes ever. I live that guy. (I also forgot that nutbag Owen Benjamin was on this episode with him and HE seemed like the more normal of the two.)
Why do some comedians think that they're royalty because they've been telling jokes in small shitty towns for 20 years?
Hmm? Are you talking about Amy? She got away with this shit (for the most part) because
A. She is a women
B. She is a Feminist/leftist
C. She comes from a wealthy, well connected family
D. Her Uncle is in politics.
Cloud Rabbit 'She is a woman' should be underlined.
That small shitty town is New York City
These older generation of comedians aren't very funny. There's few in between yeah, but coming out on stage and being like "hey let's talk about some shit" and then ramble about your dick and getting blowjobs, that's not real comedy. I get it was funny in the 80's and 90's because of the shock factor behind it, but it's not actually clever. I watch guys like Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. THAT is real comedy. Where you actually make an idea into a hillarious punch line.
I think he was talking about the guy getting mad at the audience in the beginning telling everyone he knows everything about comedy
People who can't make their point calmly without shouting are almost always wrong.
Or talk really fast.
Swag Guffington man this is America I pissed 300mg waking up in the morning. Dude might be an asshole.
Its funny coz joe was such an angry meat head & he was so calm here...
Always wrong
Even if you are right in what you saying you're in the wrong for shouting and losing the composure
@braden7180 if someone is trying to convince me of something, and they won't let me get a word in edgewise because they keep shouting stuff at me a million miles an hour, I really don't care what they're talking about.
This dude thinks he knows comedy like a pizza delivery guy knows italian food.
Jesse93z That’s a pretty appropriate analogy considering he’s basically the pizza delivery boy of stand-up comedy. I’m a pretty big aficionado of stand up I know hundreds of stand up comedians and he’s one of the least funny
People that Franticly rattle off how brilliant they are in their field to the point of practically foaming at the mouth are usually not the ones at the top of their field. I'm not a comedy expert but based on his behavior I could pretty much assume he is nowhere near the top.
I delivered pizza for many years and I know my Italian food bro.
@@Jbreeze3878 sure, but you don't know about italian food because you delivered pizzas for 20 years you feel me?
I been driving for 20 years and didnt realize till now im a professional driver and top notch mechanic.
BTW does anyone know proper torq specks for a kanuter valve and muffler bearings?
Amy Schumer took jokes from John Mulaney, Patrice O'Neal, Jenny Slate and so many more
Kurt and Amy ARE joke stealing hacks.
Yes
Kurt's albums are funny and original. Shame he wrote for Amy and comes off as a knob here
Kurt angle?
Joe’s patience with this guy deserves a standing ovation
Agreed.
Yeah Joe's a really understanding person at times, an he really did take a shitload of caffeine to the dome lmao
Joe has been, and is friends with Kurt
@@fshoaps Kurp
@@fshoaps Kurt usually seems like a great guy, drank way too many of those energy drinks
For some reason when he said "caveman nitro" all I heard was "cocaine"
*Constantly holds up can* "What is in this?? My hands are shaking?!?"
We know you just snorted a line dude.
Dude is zooted off of those coffees. Lol😂
He's acting like a child who just got caught playing with matches.
I never got caught, until I set the house alight 😾
I will never drink Caveman Nitro because of this video.
Odeed you’ll be good as long as you don’t rip an 8ball before drinking them
@@bigbodybenzy after watching this video, I'll take your word for it
Is Caveman Nitro code for crack cocaine?
Lol
Odeed I think you will be fine if you just have one and you aren’t a legitimate nutcase. Lol
Kurt Metzger got very defensive here... I personally liked the part when he started yelling and than said "i don't care about any of this..." I respectfully disagree. Another interesting point is that Metzger was a writer on Inside Amy Schumer, and said "She did not write any of the sketches". But she is listed as the head writer...
So, its his fault she sucks...
Chris Rock has been know for having people write for him and this has never happened. What’s that writing team’s excuse? She should have been on top of everything, especially if you have a team that works with or for you. If i’m a comedian and i have a writing team, i want to know where every joke came from. The last thing i would want is to look like an idiot and then try to address the situation.
RobROSjr Chris made his name with his own jokes, Dave chappelle has vouched for his skill since they've shown each other their jokes, Chris edited his coz Dave was too good but that was the story.
RobROSjr Amy has CLEARLY copied jokes, there countless videos exposing her, when it's that obv it's pretty bad. And when it comes to her own jokes their vile and crap as shown in her Netflix special.
sami king funny, my wife and i spoke about this and our conclusion was the same as yours. Her “decent” jokes are copied and her original stuff comes off as not genuine and nasty.
"I don't give a shit about it, by the way"-after 3 minutes of raging.
“trust me, I know what I’m talking about” devolved into “I don’t owe you people shit” faster than I’ve ever seen a conversation devolve.
I’ve never wanted Joe to choke a guest out more in my life. At least then Joe would be able to finish a sentence.
"I'm going to show you guys how to do a rear naked choke hold high out of my mind on mushrooms"
Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Kurt Metzger.....
Kurt Metzger who?
EXACTLY.
😂🤣😂🤣 this is a good comment lol
I wish I could heart this like on facebook lol
Thanks.
@@johncurtis7186 thanks??? U ruined it
you definitely summed up perfectly the comment I was looking for. LOL
20 years and I've never heard his standup. I'm sure it's great based on this.
"Defending Amy from these alt-right dudes" - yeah, he lost his last grain of credibility with that statement. Noticing and calling out plagiarism doesn't make some one "alt-right."
Even if it was "parallel thinking" as they call it, they should just say something like: "My bad, we didn't know that was out there. We will try not to make the same mistake again."
Instead he gets insanely defense, which is exactly what a guilty person does. I think he knew they were stealing these jokes, and they just said to each other "If anyone calls us joke thieves we can just call them alt-right trolls and everyone will disregard their opinions!"
I LIVE speaking of unoriginal....
There are literally hours of Amy vs whoever....and its really friggin appalling. I’ve NEVER seen such blatant plagiarism. They aren’t even similar premises, they are at times, word for word.
This guy’s attitude just makes him seem even more guilty.
Many top comedians hires secret writers, maybe she uses the same writer as other comedians?
Dude is a joke theif thats exactly what he is an unoriginal pile of schumer underwear cheddar
@@MK-ew7eo If you need to hire secret writers...you must not be that funny. Just sayin....
Part of it is her career advanced too fast so she's young in writing...the younger in writing a standup is the blander their writing and the more of the proverbial parallel thought they spout
@Angelique that's true to a degree but a sketch show is a LOT of comedy. Say it's a 13 ep season, that's like doing 5 or six specials a year. So you get your friends in on it.
She literally did Ellen’s popcorn joke TO Ellen! 😂
Yeah that was cringeworthy. Ellen was looking like wtf
I hate both Amy Schumer and Ellen DeGenerate as much as the next guy.
I'm being impartial here, anyone could've made that joke. It's not a new joke and if you look, I'm sure you would find someone else making the joke.
That wasn't opinion but actually factual. I made the same joke Even with my superior timing and creativity, it wasn't even funny, just then-like these two bitches now.
Fake Name Lol, I agree...it’s...de generic 😂. The execution is so similar though
Fake Name for one or two jokes maybe, but when there’s 20+ similar jokes, some of which with really random premises and ideas, it’s hard not to think she’s stealing stuff, possibly subconsciously
That joke was fucking trash bro
Imagine destroying your career and making sure you never get invited back at the same time😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂