@BlaDe I gotta admit, you're a genius for this. I would have NEVER thought of that "murdering your children and banishing their decrepit souls to the other side" method. It's so creative, I love it!
bro the combat dove strategy is genuinely the most unhinged thing I've seen in this fandom and I'm obsessed. I was laughing so hard at the swarm of attacking children
I mean you can erase your exes memories so erasing a child from everyone's (agency included) memories as well as from existence, while much more magically taxing, is probably possible.
@@goazer2on top of that, would it erase any records of the children? Just imagine. One day an adoption worker discovers a pile of papers for adopted children that nobody can remember. Not even the other workers whose names are listed on the documents can remember signing them. Every so often, their memories are erased, the pile grows bigger, and they have to rely on any notes they’ve written down before losing their memories.
Lol, the fact that he's adopting the children makes this so much worse. A large portion of those dolls are likely ORPHANS. He's RITUALLY SACRIFICING ORPHANS TO FEED HIS COMBAT SCORE I CAN'T.
BlaDe: What?! I lost my record on a tiny mistake? Seanie: Are you gonna be OK, dude? BlaDe: ........Yes......yes..... I'll be fine. I'll just try again....try something..........new....
You know that feeling when you see something diabolical and you start giggling, just for it to turn into an evil laugh? This just happened to me, HOLY DOVE
my gOd that ending battle was so cool. i'm sure it's just because of similar flight pattern animations/ai, but boy howdy seeing all those enemies swarm together as one unit was AMAZING. having so many of the haunted dolls there makes it clear that the reason they stand in the witch's hut isn't just to haunt the place that killed them, but to prevent the player from doing this to any more of their children. when it's just one doll, it's creepy, but when it's an entire ARMY of them, it's a barricade. it's... well, haunting. and it's effective; the swarm looks like a scene out of a horror movie. who would dare continue this behavior when they see what they've wrought? (other than a stardew challenge runner)
The child killing was even more disturbing than I thought it would be. I had no idea that killed children could become dolls. You'd think it would have come up in one of Dangerously Funny's videos, but maybe this feature hadn't been added before he stopped playing.
yeah he stopped before it was added pretty sure. not sure if he's played since he might've if he's seen this at all. I wonder how many he would have haunting him on mumps
I remember seeing BlaDe's vid on the children-dove thing and it was the most chaotic thing ever, especially when he went to thousands of cursed dolls at once xD
So... Now the ultimate challenge begins. Now that we know for sure it's possible to do all 5 skills to level 10 from scratch in a single day, we need someone who is insane enough to do it all on the same file, same farm. Routing would be a nightmare, but I'd like to see someone just crazy enough to make it happen.
As of 1.6, Monster Musk can be obtained for 5000 gp per through the bookseller. By buying Combat Quarterly and trading it immediately back, you obtain 1 Monster Musk. Though, in terms of this challenge, skill booksin general add a whole new can of worms
When the magnets tool tip said “fish aren’t crazy about the taste” I thought that meant the fishing bar decreased faster cause they’re trying to get away from the bad taste
Theoretically you could get lucky with the Traveling Cart, but that's leaving too much to chance. Attempting to get every fish from there feels like one of those things that would take too many in-game years. It would a east be a rage compilation in the middle of the video.
It actually IS possible to get an iridium needle without combat experience. According to the wiki, they can be obtained from crates during Danger in the Deep and with the Shrine of Challenge activated. Source: Special Items section of the Mines page. So it would just require going through the mines and getting lucky with the crates because there's nothing preventing you from getting that quest without combat experience.
I've watched this so many times but I still die a little inside every time I see BlaDe munch down on The Legend. Only room for one legend in this game ik, BUT STILL
I’m sorry seanie! I didn’t know i never clicked the subscribe button, since i get all your videos in my recommended anyway. So the corny reminder was actually useful!
something about the fact he was playing with a same-gender couple and had to adopt all the kids made it worse. like. its not just having biological kids to turn into doves to kill them, which is already insane, but rather hes adopting kids. like. the adoption agency is complicit. why can you do this so many times. i think we need to investigate the stardew valley adoption agency i dont think this should be allowed.
BlaDe killing almost 800 kids that he turned into dolls with a straight face also how did he came to such a conclusion, we can question his method but not his result
Blade is a good fisher. Not me, though. I couldn't catch a thing if Concerned Ape himself had a dragontooth shiv and told me to catch a single fish. I would rather take the death sentence.
I need a break from the Stardew Grind for my sanity's sake, so im watching this. I've somehow deicded i want to go for perfection, and since reaching the Golden Walnut Room for the first time ever in a playthrough, 2 days and 4 hours of irl time has passed. In that time i played so much Stardew Valley that I went from 32% to 72%. Yes I know the Golden Clock is 10% of Perfection for some reason. Still nuts that other then the stuff thats a money wall, im really close to done. After I get Perfection we'll see if I go for Fector's Challenge. I like Junimo Kart more so that's kinda sad for me Anyways time to watch munder happen. That was a joke typo for clarification btw, yes I'm very tired but it was an intentional joke. Man i sound unhinged. Oh well
I love the new outro song? It's a permanent feature?
any comment on the crimes you've committed against all those children?
No crimes. They were stuck in a tortured state, and, at great risk to myself, I liberated them so they could finally be at peace
@@BlaDeSDV Glory to BlaDe! Our national hero!
@BlaDe I gotta admit, you're a genius for this. I would have NEVER thought of that "murdering your children and banishing their decrepit souls to the other side" method. It's so creative, I love it!
@@geminibutts credit where credit is due, the idea came from a comment on my video from Love Bernerson
bro the combat dove strategy is genuinely the most unhinged thing I've seen in this fandom and I'm obsessed. I was laughing so hard at the swarm of attacking children
There were like… 100 of them I swear
BlaDe is insane in the best possible way
Also if you think that's bad you should watch what he did after he maxed the skill in a day. It nearly crashed the stream.
My favorite part was the cat cam 😂
@@Lionsnap1 Gordon is the cutest. 😻
You'd think the adoption centers would stop sending Blade kids when they send like a dozen
I mean you can erase your exes memories so erasing a child from everyone's (agency included) memories as well as from existence, while much more magically taxing, is probably possible.
More like 700
@@wayway7017before that
@@mango8616I kind of want to see this concept as an anime now.
@@goazer2on top of that, would it erase any records of the children?
Just imagine. One day an adoption worker discovers a pile of papers for adopted children that nobody can remember. Not even the other workers whose names are listed on the documents can remember signing them. Every so often, their memories are erased, the pile grows bigger, and they have to rely on any notes they’ve written down before losing their memories.
and he did it all with a cat in his lap. absolute legend
Dr Evil vibes
the cat was the mastermind behind it all
Lol, the fact that he's adopting the children makes this so much worse. A large portion of those dolls are likely ORPHANS. He's RITUALLY SACRIFICING ORPHANS TO FEED HIS COMBAT SCORE I CAN'T.
TechnoBlade approves of this approach.
Imagine trying to explain this to the SDV police force "it was for the stat grind, you wouldn't get it" one way ticket to the psych ward
Your honor my client was merely min maxing.
Just when I thought Stardew wouldn't get that disturbing, here comes Blade with Full Metal Alchemist levels of insanity and determination.
As a fmab fan I can guarantee
he's kinda got that shou tucker look too 😂😂
Of course it would be Blade who figure it out. How could it not be? Absolute legend that guy is.
Code-talking RNGesus
Who else could it be?
cool username
@@elenashmeleva192 I swear I’ve only ever heard that phrase on a Sam O’Nella video
I only believe something is impossible in SV if Blade says it is.
I love how insane the community is compared to your average stardew gameplay
BlaDe: What?! I lost my record on a tiny mistake?
Seanie: Are you gonna be OK, dude?
BlaDe: ........Yes......yes..... I'll be fine. I'll just try again....try something..........new....
madness can make the impossible possible
Ed....ward?....
i was thinking more starbound
@@thegayestoftime2141 oh absolutely, Frackin Universe my friend! I was replying to the original post since it reads like Shao Tucker.
Anyone: [says that something can't be done in SDV]
Blade: and I took that personally
You can't max all of them at the same time on the same day.
If he does it, it's impossible to do on the first day.
somebody needs to tell DangerouslyFunny about the child thing, his game would probably crash on Mumps
DF would do some unrelated speed run like giving Pam a parsnip speed run and somehow include murdering demon children in it every time
This speed run is the most DF thing that is not actually from DF.
I remember when I was younger I left a comment on one of his animal based videos, disliking the video and commenting "Don't do this." 💀
Ok let’s make DF play Stardew again because now we have The Child Thing 😂
@@purplerain3109 don’t think so much about jokes ok?
Im glad to see that the stardew community is still alive.
Unlike Blade’s 750 dead children
@@birdinafedora7391 oh dear
@@birdinafedora7391 You didn't -
@@birdinafedora7391 💀
@@birdinafedora7391 oof-
You know that feeling when you see something diabolical and you start giggling, just for it to turn into an evil laugh? This just happened to me, HOLY DOVE
I saw someone in the comments mention adoption agency and oh lawd that is the worst part, imagine sending 750 children to one family 💀
Blade is a total chad. He did all this stuff with a cat on his lap, reciting Dr.Seuss books. Mad lad
His #1 chad move was getting the earliest marriage possible by marrying his irl wife in co-op in only 8 days.
my gOd that ending battle was so cool. i'm sure it's just because of similar flight pattern animations/ai, but boy howdy seeing all those enemies swarm together as one unit was AMAZING. having so many of the haunted dolls there makes it clear that the reason they stand in the witch's hut isn't just to haunt the place that killed them, but to prevent the player from doing this to any more of their children. when it's just one doll, it's creepy, but when it's an entire ARMY of them, it's a barricade. it's... well, haunting. and it's effective; the swarm looks like a scene out of a horror movie. who would dare continue this behavior when they see what they've wrought? (other than a stardew challenge runner)
The child killing was even more disturbing than I thought it would be. I had no idea that killed children could become dolls. You'd think it would have come up in one of Dangerously Funny's videos, but maybe this feature hadn't been added before he stopped playing.
yeah he stopped before it was added pretty sure. not sure if he's played since he might've if he's seen this at all. I wonder how many he would have haunting him on mumps
I remember seeing BlaDe's vid on the children-dove thing and it was the most chaotic thing ever, especially when he went to thousands of cursed dolls at once xD
So... Now the ultimate challenge begins. Now that we know for sure it's possible to do all 5 skills to level 10 from scratch in a single day, we need someone who is insane enough to do it all on the same file, same farm. Routing would be a nightmare, but I'd like to see someone just crazy enough to make it happen.
Yeah that’s not going to happen.
Blade: and I took that personally.
love the seanie explaining caricatures
stardew valley, a perfectly innocent and child-appropriate farming si-
*sacrifices 754 children*
these animated Seanie's are amazing.
The fact he was doing all that with a sleeping cat on his arm
the ancient doll factory is actually horrifying
As of 1.6, Monster Musk can be obtained for 5000 gp per through the bookseller. By buying Combat Quarterly and trading it immediately back, you obtain 1 Monster Musk.
Though, in terms of this challenge, skill booksin general add a whole new can of worms
blade coming up with the kid thing was crazy
"At what cost?" Dude, 0 dollars. Are you silly?
When the magnets tool tip said “fish aren’t crazy about the taste” I thought that meant the fishing bar decreased faster cause they’re trying to get away from the bad taste
Love the animated Seanie dew explaining the rules hats off to the the artist !!!!!
RIP Blade’s literal battalion of children. 😂😂😂
Bro went all Anakin Skywalker.
Blade is such a legend.
I watched BlaDe’s video on this and the sounds of him killing all of those possessed dolls was unholy. I actually had to mute it!
While we're contemplating the eldritch horror angle, imagine if your spouse started to remember all the sacrificed kids.
the adoption agency after the same couple adopts 700+ children: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. caring for the yough am i right? 🤣
I understand this is an amazing achievement. But I kept looking at Blade's cat.
I forgot JoJa Mart route existed and was so confused how he got to Ginger Island without fishing
You can complete the community centre without fishing, I'm pretty sure
@@longlivethe9989 Not sure how you would do any of the bundles in the fish tank (bar the crab pot bundle) without fishing.
Theoretically you could get lucky with the Traveling Cart, but that's leaving too much to chance. Attempting to get every fish from there feels like one of those things that would take too many in-game years. It would a east be a rage compilation in the middle of the video.
@@MinutelyHipster in my first run I ignored fishing outright and just used the traveling merchant for all my fish needs
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He completed CC without fishing
It actually IS possible to get an iridium needle without combat experience. According to the wiki, they can be obtained from crates during Danger in the Deep and with the Shrine of Challenge activated. Source: Special Items section of the Mines page. So it would just require going through the mines and getting lucky with the crates because there's nothing preventing you from getting that quest without combat experience.
the cursed dolls at the end flying around like souls during the 3rd impact. it all returns to nothing.
The fact Blade catches the Legend then immediately proceeds to eat it is hilarious
I've watched this so many times but I still die a little inside every time I see BlaDe munch down on The Legend. Only room for one legend in this game ik, BUT STILL
Just to mention, as of 1.6, it is possible to obtain monster musk without the recipe by trading in "combat quaterly" at the book seller for it
And that's why indies are so much better, they get to include unapologeticly dark elements just to see if people find them.
As demented as the whole "the dolls are children" bit was, having a maelstrom of bats as a bossfight of sorts would be lowkey dope, ngl...
I love your new stills, Seanie!
This is like some fromsoftware villain plot
I love how not only are you going over this but you also are giving him credit where credit is due. Good on you Seanie!
Also the frigging rant at 9:30 about people being wrong about monster musk 😂
Anytime someone says it's impossible, I start checking my notifications, waiting for Blade to drop the vid 🤣
DangerouslyFunny Would be proud of this man.
1. the hundreds of children
2. the outro song
3.the way seanie sang the outro song
💀💀💀
And then sacrificed... THE ROOOOOK!!! With A Qb7 checkmate on the next move!
Lol
I’m sorry seanie! I didn’t know i never clicked the subscribe button, since i get all your videos in my recommended anyway. So the corny reminder was actually useful!
You can hear the pain in his voice as he does the subscription plug
i was supposed to sleep, but instead got "motivated" to play stardew valley... Thank you Seanie
i love the little drawn seanie ? hes so cute ! adds so much character
“Instead of just watching Haboo videos and pretending you watched The Matrix” daaaaang
Blade thinking he's the best... cause he is but I just got a prismatic shard from a bug in the mines (0.05 chance ) and I'm crying lol
10:06 the sass is my favourite thing about seanie 😂
I love not looking at the auctual content and looking at blade's cute cat sleeping in his arms haha
I lost it when one winged angel started playing. Good video.
"his life?!?!"
seanie this is the stardew comunity. most of us don't have a life.
Moving furniture = children 😂😂😂
7:54 Eating Legend raw... What a power play lol
The contrast between this game's tone and it's community is actually frightening
750 dove children I have no idea why this kills me so hard it’s too funny and it’s like a swarm of dolls is amazing
Dangerously Funny would be proud
Did i see blades videos already? Yes. Am i going to watch this one anyway? Yes.
very happy to see this, loved watching blade prove you wrong /lh
Blade is just like Bondrewd. That mad scientist vibe while sacrificing kids for progress.
something about the fact he was playing with a same-gender couple and had to adopt all the kids made it worse. like. its not just having biological kids to turn into doves to kill them, which is already insane, but rather hes adopting kids. like. the adoption agency is complicit. why can you do this so many times. i think we need to investigate the stardew valley adoption agency i dont think this should be allowed.
Great song on the end!
The poor children :’) in the end you must ask yourself.. is it truly worth it?
Yes
Maybe, but it's definitely entertaining
Absolutely
i love that he has kids irl too...
Bruh i was not expecting blades solution
Watching this over a year later, and monster musk is now obtainable via the bookseller after year 3 starts
Wdym year 3 lmao
Pov seanie calls it skeleton caverns:🔪👿
After the 20th child gets sent to him: No it's not an organ farm!... Technically...
Not blade naming the child Pigeon 😭 foul
Blade is insanely smart
the outro bit just killed me
Couldn't concentrate, was distracted by kitty.
Never underestimate the power of BlaDe
Now I might actually consider having children in Stardew to get that achievement, hehe.
Why was I completely unsurprised that Blade was the one to do ot
This is the most frightening thing I’ve seen in gaming
dear god the children swarm
BlaDe killing almost 800 kids that he turned into dolls with a straight face
also how did he came to such a conclusion, we can question his method but not his result
I forgot what the title of this video was and why I clicked on it and was like "huh I forgot you mentioned sacrificing children"
At least if Butterknife ever goes missing, we’ll know what happened o_O
I can’t be the only one who physically scrunched up inside when they saw blaDe eat the legend
Blade is a good fisher. Not me, though. I couldn't catch a thing if Concerned Ape himself had a dragontooth shiv and told me to catch a single fish. I would rather take the death sentence.
the dig at 9:36 is GOLDEN.
Well to be fair at some point BlaDe just gave up and started editing the JSON file to add more children there, XD
Me when i’m in a eh competition and this guy is competing
The question of “how” can be answered very simply
How did he beat this challenge? Because he’s Blade
And then he sacrifices.. THE CHILDRENNN (in Levys voice)
I need a break from the Stardew Grind for my sanity's sake, so im watching this. I've somehow deicded i want to go for perfection, and since reaching the Golden Walnut Room for the first time ever in a playthrough, 2 days and 4 hours of irl time has passed.
In that time i played so much Stardew Valley that I went from 32% to 72%. Yes I know the Golden Clock is 10% of Perfection for some reason. Still nuts that other then the stuff thats a money wall, im really close to done. After I get Perfection we'll see if I go for Fector's Challenge. I like Junimo Kart more so that's kinda sad for me
Anyways time to watch munder happen. That was a joke typo for clarification btw, yes I'm very tired but it was an intentional joke.
Man i sound unhinged. Oh well
Dangerouslyfunny be like: "Those are rookie numbers. You gotta step it up"
take a shot every time seanie calls the skull caverns the skeleton caverns