Top 10 FORBIDDEN items /r/itemshop #46 [REDDIT REVIEW]

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  • Опубліковано 9 жов 2019
  • We look up /r/itemshop and its EPIC
    100 CLUB MERCH OUT NOW! represent.com/store/pewdiepie (Thank you) (▰˘◡˘▰)
    Minecraft Series Playlist:
    • Minecraft Part 1
    ALL MINECRAFT EPISODES Playlist:
    • ONLY Minecraft Veteran...
    :::::::My Stores::::::::
    TSUKI:
    tsuki.market/
    Merch:
    represent.com/store/pewdiepie
    :::::::I drink GFUEL (affiliate link)::::::::
    gfuel.ly/31Kargr
    :::::::I stream on DLive (ad)::::::::
    go.dlive.tv/pewdiepie
    :::::::My Setup (affiliate links)::::::::
    Chair: clutchchairz.com/pewdiepie/
    Elgato Green Screen:
    e.lga.to/PewDiePie
    :::::::Check out this game I helped make (affiliate)::::::::
    store.steampowered.com/app/70...
    __ Outro: Animation:
    / jae55555
    Song: / @iamactuallyjakehill
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @adrianjinxx6272
    @adrianjinxx6272 4 роки тому +5558

    “Now that I’m a millionaire and an adult I’m gonna buy it”
    We all felt that

  • @kendrickmichel386
    @kendrickmichel386 4 роки тому +962

    Felix : *sees infant Armour:
    Felix : "I want that"
    Vox : ""Interesting..."

    • @harrypotamus4968
      @harrypotamus4968 4 роки тому +19

      "Write that down, write that down!"

    • @froggyflakes9397
      @froggyflakes9397 4 роки тому +1

      Me: Bout to battle *puts on baby armor*
      Friends in war: YOU DID IT YOU CRAZY SON OF A B YOU DID IT

    • @mangroveskipper77
      @mangroveskipper77 4 роки тому +4

      @Maria Way NO

    • @rudes3125
      @rudes3125 4 роки тому +1

      Sometimes i think Vox doesn't watch the Video, it just Reads Comments and Gets all the Out of Context stuff

  • @violetgriff2704
    @violetgriff2704 2 роки тому +331

    Mega monster drink: will give you 2000+ health and 100 strength for the 1 second you’re still alive after drinking it.

    • @budgieboi8979
      @budgieboi8979 2 роки тому +3

      *you're

    • @-weaponized6493
      @-weaponized6493 2 роки тому +13

      @@budgieboi8979 monst're*

    • @jozefthesidemenfan
      @jozefthesidemenfan 2 роки тому +5

      @@budgieboi8979 you know Violet Griff is not stupid right?

    • @pfpmikllnmzsn
      @pfpmikllnmzsn 2 роки тому

      What's the point of having a 2000 hp if you're going to fucking die ?

    • @violetgriff2704
      @violetgriff2704 2 роки тому +5

      @@pfpmikllnmzsn you’re aware this is a joke correct?

  • @CheeseLoverrrr
    @CheeseLoverrrr 3 роки тому +744

    Pewds: "You have a zipper thank me"
    *me sitting in my pajamas while watching* "thanks..."

  • @thewigon
    @thewigon 4 роки тому +2856

    Felix “sure, I’d frick a-
    Tuba: *sweats profusely*
    Felix: “-I’d buy a tuba”

    • @gromp1847
      @gromp1847 4 роки тому +11

      Mark Denk Get da frick out

    • @s7i205
      @s7i205 4 роки тому +1

      كل زق بس🤪😹

    • @user-ji1to7ii8y
      @user-ji1to7ii8y 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mrS2cs4IOWk/v-deo.html
      ....

    • @AB9_
      @AB9_ 4 роки тому +4

      And then frick it..

    • @bono3898
      @bono3898 4 роки тому +1

      music teacher:
      today we're going to learn about the tuba
      felix:
      "The Expert"

  • @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609
    @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609 4 роки тому +2060

    Felix: “Swedish people use grenades as meatballs.”
    Me: *just pictures in mind of a Swedish person eating a grenade for dinner*

    • @sugafree907
      @sugafree907 4 роки тому +16

      I read this right as he said that

    • @DirkusTurkess
      @DirkusTurkess 4 роки тому +18

      That would explain the recent spike of grenade attacks in Sweden.

    • @luisespinoza-wb4tt
      @luisespinoza-wb4tt 4 роки тому +3

      You got the idea from rick and morty

    • @nfrave2458
      @nfrave2458 4 роки тому +2

      RatMaster5 lmao same pretty sure he meant to say it the other way around tho

    • @NikolaSekuloski
      @NikolaSekuloski 4 роки тому

      What do they do with meatballs?

  • @rat854
    @rat854 3 роки тому +57

    *G fuel*
    +50 pp
    +60 Stamina re-gain
    + 20 strength
    + 100 health
    One time use item
    Rarity - Ultra rare

  • @eloctavion8213
    @eloctavion8213 3 роки тому +142

    "Sometimes fires a 50 cal."
    Ammo turtle follows me
    **Gets shot in the back of the leg with a 50 cal**

    • @yggdrasil9692
      @yggdrasil9692 2 роки тому +4

      he goes in the front just incase

  • @makemecry6604
    @makemecry6604 4 роки тому +774

    Felix: *talks quietly most of the time*
    Me : *put volume on loud to hear him*
    Also felix: *screams randomly and scares me*

    • @coconutshrimp7919
      @coconutshrimp7919 4 роки тому +11

      ZIPPER

    • @sebastianianmagallanes3997
      @sebastianianmagallanes3997 4 роки тому +9

      8:34 Fallout 4 Reference?

    • @WhiteRescuer
      @WhiteRescuer 4 роки тому

      No need to put "also" there. Unless he did something contradicting his statement.

    • @renyanzhen9457
      @renyanzhen9457 4 роки тому +2

      I’m the 666 like

    • @makemecry6604
      @makemecry6604 4 роки тому +5

      Cassius 22 he did something contradicting, he talks quietly all the time and sometimes he’ll yell. That’s contradicting

  • @jenniemeal
    @jenniemeal 4 роки тому +580

    "no that's too dark. I'm sorry."
    Media: *you weren't supposed to do that*

  • @zeldagoblin
    @zeldagoblin 2 роки тому +125

    As a very experienced sewist, I can confirm that Swedish sewing machines are the absolute big pp of sewing machines. Especially the Hoooooosk varna!

    • @MrK-
      @MrK- 2 роки тому

      Swiss ones are better

    • @eivindmik
      @eivindmik 2 роки тому +4

      I thought it said "As a very expirienced sexist"

    • @Isabellatidebrink
      @Isabellatidebrink 7 місяців тому +1

      HUSKVARNA

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol 6 місяців тому

      Seamstress.

  • @cadfg7908
    @cadfg7908 3 роки тому +267

    “Swedish people use grenades as meatballs”
    It’s very tasty, you should trust me.

  • @Rkb.23.
    @Rkb.23. 4 роки тому +468

    Felix: actionman was false advertisement
    Also Felix: G-Fuel gives you night vision and levitation

    • @thumbrat
      @thumbrat 4 роки тому +1

      Wow this is really underrated good job tho actually funny

    • @harrietjameson
      @harrietjameson 4 роки тому +1

      At least gfuel is not false advertising

    • @GavinBogie
      @GavinBogie 4 роки тому +1

      Hähå

    • @glennovic1044
      @glennovic1044 4 роки тому +5

      also long peepee

    • @TheRealJojo27
      @TheRealJojo27 4 роки тому +4

      so that's how he moves around. lmao

  • @lukefredericks6494
    @lukefredericks6494 4 роки тому +2965

    “Swedish people use grenades as meatballs”
    So they eat grenades?

    • @stefanlofven2986
      @stefanlofven2986 4 роки тому +112

      Yes we actually do

    • @Antiquirom
      @Antiquirom 4 роки тому +43

      No wonder they are so though and vikings were invented

    • @eileenspeace1476
      @eileenspeace1476 4 роки тому +13

      Who else understood what the nugget meant when it said nugget boss battle in CAVES?

    • @dylanfrowen8580
      @dylanfrowen8580 4 роки тому +1

      Luke Fredericks I want to eat a grenade

    • @jasonk7675
      @jasonk7675 4 роки тому +8

      nothing like having Spaghetti with grenades for dinner.

  • @justuni8735
    @justuni8735 Рік тому +30

    I find it so entertaining to know that Felix finds the zipper to be more important than the three point seatbelt.

  • @21newjeanscat
    @21newjeanscat 3 роки тому +61

    New favorite quote- “they should just take all the annoying kids off of airplanes and make armor out of them.”

  • @bradleyinc
    @bradleyinc 4 роки тому +7786

    Felix: It’s false advertising
    Also felix: G Fuel gives you night vision and levitation

  • @billyboyer545
    @billyboyer545 4 роки тому +3293

    Felix: "Suction cups are false advertising ”
    Also Felix: “G-Fuel will give you night vision!!”

    • @Okwardi
      @Okwardi 4 роки тому +115

      I tried it and I got night vision. Not false advertisement.

    • @Hivanity
      @Hivanity 4 роки тому +29

      @@Okwardi but what drug were you adding too it?

    • @gomeezzzzz5213
      @gomeezzzzz5213 4 роки тому +47

      But I got night vision. I was finally able to win against my black friends at hide and seek!

    • @Hivanity
      @Hivanity 4 роки тому +19

      @@gomeezzzzz5213 I mean there was an easier way to make him laugh and see his teeth

    • @LevelXeven
      @LevelXeven 4 роки тому +13

      Because of G-fuel i can see sounds

  • @ConnorTheSIlly
    @ConnorTheSIlly 3 роки тому +16

    7:38 the cave thing was a joke about the game "Kindergarten", there's a kid named Nugget who dug a deep hole, calling it "The Nugget Cave".

  • @smidgenitro949
    @smidgenitro949 2 роки тому +15

    I had an idea for a dnd game, it’s an infinitely generating tavern with bargain bins that give you a random item from r/itemshop and bossrooms that summon a random boss from r/bossfight

    • @user-vz5wu8ty3z
      @user-vz5wu8ty3z 2 роки тому +1

      I WANNA PLAY THIS

    • @mystz900
      @mystz900 2 роки тому

      I’ve been thinking of the same thing

  • @SuperTushar14
    @SuperTushar14 4 роки тому +795

    I was disappointed when my Ben 10 watch didn't transform me into an alien.

    • @jgraell
      @jgraell 4 роки тому +34

      You Are an idiot. Youre like me...

    • @tall_m1dget
      @tall_m1dget 4 роки тому +15

      Same I really wanted to be xlr8 so I could race sanic

    • @pjhanna4562
      @pjhanna4562 4 роки тому +10

      I miss my ben ten watch. I also mis my amazing imagintaion.

    • @fleetwoodsoup7443
      @fleetwoodsoup7443 4 роки тому +15

      When I heard there was a Ben10's Omnitrix toy I asked mom to order it, when the package came I knew it was just a toy but had a little faith about it lol. I went to toilet with the toy, locked the door and tried to figure out a way if there is a way that thing's gonna turn me into an alien. I had faith, hope... :(
      Just wanted to share it, came it out of my head from nowhere when I read this lol

    • @tall_m1dget
      @tall_m1dget 4 роки тому +8

      @@fleetwoodsoup7443 ikr it hurts to not turn into an alien 😂

  • @penzalo4119
    @penzalo4119 4 роки тому +620

    Pewdiepie: "i wanna get all those companions"
    Companions: *intense sweating*

  • @Starn3rd
    @Starn3rd 3 роки тому +8

    9:56 Can we talk about how the sword was called the Mega Chankla XD

  • @ShrugSzn
    @ShrugSzn 3 роки тому +100

    “YOU HAVE A ZIPPER RIGHT NOW THANK ME”
    *me who’s sitting naked*

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 роки тому +9

      Why are you naked at the first place?

    • @zombzlmao6798
      @zombzlmao6798 3 роки тому +16

      w h y n o t ?

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 3 роки тому +13

      @@JohnMkrv easy access for my dog

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 2 роки тому +15

      @@Namerex r/cursedcomments

    • @666-The-Devil-66
      @666-The-Devil-66 2 роки тому +4

      @@Namerex You really are desperate 😦

  • @deejayf69
    @deejayf69 4 роки тому +1861

    *PewDiePie accidentally brofists*
    Me: Ladies and gentleman, we got him.

    • @AspectNinja
      @AspectNinja 4 роки тому

      My video is better than pewdiepie video! ua-cam.com/video/mTLa3wrP1ZY/v-deo.html

    • @whyureadingthis8882
      @whyureadingthis8882 4 роки тому +57

      @@AspectNinja no your vids are kinda shit

    • @drmrguy2
      @drmrguy2 4 роки тому +9

      Why doesn’t he brofist anymore

    • @jacob5663
      @jacob5663 4 роки тому +24

      @@AspectNinja IF YOURE A REAL GAMER YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ON THE MINECTAFT ERA NOW
      NOT GTA 5 ._.

    • @garbage4857
      @garbage4857 4 роки тому +3

      KaneTheOG Yea, I'm curious too

  • @meganwalker3117
    @meganwalker3117 4 роки тому +1573

    Are we going to ignore the fact he almost said he’d “frick a tuba” lmao

  • @ehrenmann1455
    @ehrenmann1455 3 роки тому +3

    I love how the outlet on the keycleaner one has clearly already been used for this purpose at least once

  • @lawjef
    @lawjef 3 роки тому +14

    The time when pewds didn't care if his comments created controversy. So proud...

  • @mxrie5820
    @mxrie5820 4 роки тому +1598

    Pewdiepie : “id frick a Tuba”
    Marzia: ...

    • @bean3011
      @bean3011 4 роки тому +20

      As a tuba player I agree

    • @Apn-alyaman
      @Apn-alyaman 4 роки тому

      shahid alfidyu👇
      ua-cam.com/video/mrS2cs4IOWk/v-deo.html

    • @jannydeboer4686
      @jannydeboer4686 4 роки тому +26

      What? You never played Tuba simulator? Pffft
      I'll let myself out

    • @mxrie5820
      @mxrie5820 4 роки тому +1

      NeoDesolate omg can u just leave the comment section 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️toxic ass 9 year old

    • @Himothy623
      @Himothy623 4 роки тому +4

      Legendary Gamer BOYS IN MUSIC CLASS

  • @Sb-sl3xr
    @Sb-sl3xr 4 роки тому +1940

    Pewds: "I hate Thomas the tank engine"
    Instagram story: .........

    • @yojacosmo5013
      @yojacosmo5013 4 роки тому +27

      Here before Alina Way comments
      Edit: for all those confused people reading this comment, their is a bot that replies on popular comment, I predicted that it would happen and it did. The bot also deletes it's comments after a few minutes so it doesn't get caught, if you see that bot, report it, sadly even that is kinda useless since they have multiple accounts and just make new ones every time

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 4 роки тому +6

      @Alina May begone

    • @deadmanself
      @deadmanself 4 роки тому +1

      @@yojacosmo5013 your right :0

    • @Joe-no7bg
      @Joe-no7bg 4 роки тому +2

      Silvan B he seems to really like that filter

    • @jacopoparenti9939
      @jacopoparenti9939 4 роки тому +2

      @@deadmanself *THOOOT*

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 2 роки тому +4

    “YOU HAVE A ZIPPER RIGHT NOW THANK ME”
    me in a hoodie and sweatpants: ..no thanks?

  • @mrzynox3530
    @mrzynox3530 3 роки тому +9

    Some swedish guy inventing Zipper
    Felix: Im an swedish person! THANK ME FOR THIS INVENTION

  • @TrayMaven
    @TrayMaven 4 роки тому +453

    Felix : "I hate Thomas the tank engine"
    Also Felix on Instagram : "Chu chu!"

  • @MadaraJoestar
    @MadaraJoestar 4 роки тому +281

    *Pacemaker literally biggest invention ever*
    Felix: 😕
    *Zipper*
    Felix: 'WHAAAAAATTTTTTTT'

  • @immejor508
    @immejor508 3 роки тому +19

    “Swedish people use grenade as meatballs” - Felix
    7:22

  • @ulyssesthedm
    @ulyssesthedm 3 роки тому +4

    “The one gun to put an end to Bell Delphine” -Pewds Dec 2020

  • @glenisc80
    @glenisc80 4 роки тому +525

    “You have a zipper right now!!!”
    Me, naked: *sweats intensely*

  • @ninopan1683
    @ninopan1683 4 роки тому +529

    I often forget pewds is a millionaire, he just dosent have that "i have money" aura to him

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 4 роки тому +2

      Does it matter

    • @thealgxrhythm
      @thealgxrhythm 4 роки тому +37

      @Alyssa May Bruh...no.

    • @sassmos
      @sassmos 4 роки тому +13

      @Alyssa May sorry, I'm married

    • @garychief2338
      @garychief2338 4 роки тому +18

      @Alyssa May for peepee touch?

    • @lucasouza4846
      @lucasouza4846 4 роки тому +9

      @Alyssa May i'll check it later

  • @fionamontgomery7826
    @fionamontgomery7826 3 роки тому +2

    17:03 can we just praise this pure image for a minute

  • @bro.1166
    @bro.1166 3 роки тому +7

    I lost that star wars spoon when I brought it to school in year 1 and after the teacher confiscated it I never saw it again

  • @nathanharmer3460
    @nathanharmer3460 4 роки тому +529

    Felix: Ammo turtle = Best Friend
    Sven: Am I a Joke to you?

    • @misterr1766
      @misterr1766 4 роки тому +4

      Meanwhile Edgar and Maya are criing in the corner

    • @koelgamer98
      @koelgamer98 4 роки тому +2

      @@misterr1766 ijs in is hand

    • @kobermane
      @kobermane 4 роки тому +1

      meanwhile, joergen is crying in heaven

    • @JAYREMYhlgs
      @JAYREMYhlgs 4 роки тому +1

      So is Rolph

    • @kaksoispistedee3102
      @kaksoispistedee3102 4 роки тому +1

      Jävla det är vi går på Hela timmar på göra Åke Inge tingen på åkersberg igen

  • @vasiletomoiaga2983
    @vasiletomoiaga2983 4 роки тому +437

    PewDiePie: I fear no man
    But that thing
    "Thomas"
    It scares me

  • @Dinosaurisrex
    @Dinosaurisrex 3 роки тому +7

    Random person: gunchucks
    Me: Hes to dangerous to be left alive

  • @bananer87382
    @bananer87382 3 роки тому +7

    20:02 I have collected The book of Redstone engineering as well as the Book of Sacred Techniques, I am yet to finally find the book of Mineing and book of the Shovel

  • @peterlev537
    @peterlev537 4 роки тому +356

    Felix: ,,That was false advertation"
    Also Felix: ,,G-FUEL LITERALLY GIVES YOU NIGHTVISION!!!"

    • @trey.whynot1325
      @trey.whynot1325 4 роки тому +14

      But it does give u nightvision

    • @ferny4465
      @ferny4465 4 роки тому +6

      u bought the wrong one

    • @Levi_Tollefson
      @Levi_Tollefson 4 роки тому +6

      Don't forget the levitation

    • @massimopericolo7665
      @massimopericolo7665 4 роки тому +2

      im Redhb giuseppe de maglie

    • @frongod9525
      @frongod9525 4 роки тому +1

      That is physically impossible.
      Drinking something doesnt give you night vision
      Common sense

  • @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei
    @canigetsubscriberwithout-hk1ei 4 роки тому +695

    PewDiePie: "THIS WAS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!"
    Also PewDiePie: "GFuel Makes You Levitate!"

    • @toastedcompass2181
      @toastedcompass2181 4 роки тому +1

      Well, how do you know?

    • @magik7675
      @magik7675 4 роки тому +7

      He became the thing he swore to destroy.

    • @gelog7218
      @gelog7218 4 роки тому

      Whaaaaat?

    • @relei
      @relei 4 роки тому +4

      You clearly have never tried G Fuel

    • @zrovro
      @zrovro 4 роки тому +8

      How do u think he is standing in. His videos when he doesn’t have legs

  • @tamashi1630
    @tamashi1630 2 роки тому +4

    12:45 people on the other side just be hearing a very quiet nock

  • @RudyTheNinja
    @RudyTheNinja 3 роки тому +6

    that soup joke aged like fine wine

  • @lalalalais
    @lalalalais 4 роки тому +737

    Everyone: *"trash can" or "rubbish bin"*
    Pewds: *"trash bin"*

  • @TheMemeCompany
    @TheMemeCompany 4 роки тому +435

    Marzia: He‘s probably thinking about memes
    Pewds: *Can someone make me fricking suction cups?!*

  • @Zanavor
    @Zanavor 3 роки тому +1

    12:28 damn that door is strong! Just like the doors to the thalmor embassy in skyrim after the quest. And 13:50 skyrim reference! I almost have all those mask in the game.

  • @kartikkumar8470
    @kartikkumar8470 2 роки тому +1

    6:15 Is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? Hey, it's really perfect.

  • @GunPark
    @GunPark 4 роки тому +457

    Felix:"soup is like a box of chocolates"
    Misconception 100

  • @mrxlgames7679
    @mrxlgames7679 4 роки тому +830

    Why does Felix want the fish socks?
    He has no legs.

  • @anushka7347
    @anushka7347 3 роки тому +2

    6:18 it's its' IT'S NEO ARMSTRONG CYCLONE JET CANNON

  • @illoussion4296
    @illoussion4296 3 роки тому +1

    Pewdiepie: looks at anything round.
    Also pewdiepie: it looks like a meatball.

  • @Uwgsu8
    @Uwgsu8 4 роки тому +179

    "If these spoons are not part of your childhood it's not there"
    *Confused 9 year olds*

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 4 роки тому +5

      It's funny because 9 years olds don't have childhood 😂😂😂

    • @monke7541
      @monke7541 4 роки тому

      @@lopesinho yet

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 4 роки тому +1

      @@monke7541
      Let's put an E in yet and turn into yeet,because 9 years olds yeet childhood for Minecraft.

    • @logawinner
      @logawinner 4 роки тому +2

      Sad 14 year old that misses country

    • @lopesinho
      @lopesinho 4 роки тому

      @@logawinner
      r/iam14andthisisdeep

  • @soupforlunch8490
    @soupforlunch8490 4 роки тому +434

    Felix: "Soup is like a box of chocolate"
    Me: you wot?

    • @g45sp4
      @g45sp4 4 роки тому +2

      SoupForLunch you never know what you gonna get

    • @denyelle6033
      @denyelle6033 4 роки тому

      ?

    • @snoopdoggwife
      @snoopdoggwife 4 роки тому

      🤨

    • @raiz3r819
      @raiz3r819 4 роки тому

      69, nice

    • @bonniejunk
      @bonniejunk 4 роки тому +1

      presidential elections are like a box of chocolate

  • @kiritop90-9
    @kiritop90-9 3 роки тому

    I can’t wait for someone to make a game with these exact items and weapons

  • @chimmycanga6040
    @chimmycanga6040 3 роки тому +4

    Pewds: WE I VENTED THE ZIPPER!!
    Me: *Laughs in Scottish*

  • @lykire_4274
    @lykire_4274 3 роки тому +775

    Average millionaire: I'm rich lets buy rich boi stuff.
    Pewdiepie: s u c t i o n c u p s.

    • @ukle7972
      @ukle7972 3 роки тому +1

      Miosotis Mejias Diaz I saw that

    • @ukle7972
      @ukle7972 3 роки тому +1

      Miosotis Mejias Diaz same

    • @onasidequest4420
      @onasidequest4420 3 роки тому

      69

    • @the_eryn8336
      @the_eryn8336 3 роки тому +4

      C u p t i o n s u c ks

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 3 роки тому

      *Mr Suction would like to speak with you*

  • @toweringz
    @toweringz 4 роки тому +430

    Plunger: **exists**
    Pewds: "Suction cup wall climber"

  • @fesakhadafi3681
    @fesakhadafi3681 3 роки тому +3

    05:12 sheer heart attack
    Requiem

  • @aizensosuke8076
    @aizensosuke8076 2 роки тому +1

    5:01
    Heck it can allow you to teleport

  • @archibaldhaddock3559
    @archibaldhaddock3559 4 роки тому +1706

    He said "nether" instead of "neither". He's Minecraft addiction is getting worst guys.

    • @archibaldhaddock3559
      @archibaldhaddock3559 4 роки тому +3

      @@official-oj6lx english ain't my mother tong

    • @TherRevenantTiger
      @TherRevenantTiger 4 роки тому +10

      I read that English isn’t your first language so I’m not gonna call you dumb or anything like that, I think anyone who knows multiple languages is very cool. Anyway, the second sentence should say “HIS Minecraft addiction is getting WORSE guys.”

    • @youngpigeonrapper2298
      @youngpigeonrapper2298 4 роки тому

      That's good though

    • @Meechell
      @Meechell 4 роки тому +3

      I heard Neither and English isn't his main language.

    • @user-it1jf3qm4g
      @user-it1jf3qm4g 4 роки тому

      @@TherRevenantTiger

  • @dinglebop5700
    @dinglebop5700 4 роки тому +831

    Pewdiepie: Swedish people use grenades as meatballs
    everyone: makes sense

    • @senna5922
      @senna5922 4 роки тому +2

      RandomDude my boyfriend is from Sweden I can confirm

    • @evanpowers8937
      @evanpowers8937 4 роки тому +1

      random dude I love you

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 4 роки тому

      Evan Powers I love you

    • @joryf7309
      @joryf7309 4 роки тому +1

      I made that post! I’m u/Imagine-bears

    • @dinglebop5700
      @dinglebop5700 4 роки тому

      @@joryf7309 nice

  • @HeyDonutJudge
    @HeyDonutJudge 3 роки тому +34

    "I'm a millionaire and an adult. I can buy whatever I want"
    "Bag of snakes! Where can I buy one??"
    Felix. No.

  • @THMGAWB_
    @THMGAWB_ 3 роки тому +1

    0:16 THE SPOON! I REMEMBER FROM THE DAYS OF OLD!

  • @Epicgustt
    @Epicgustt 4 роки тому +382

    Me wearing nothing that has a zipper:
    Thank you felix

  • @Triggadan
    @Triggadan 4 роки тому +760

    Felix: "You have zipper right now!"
    Me: *wearing no pants*

  • @snickerlad7212
    @snickerlad7212 3 роки тому +3

    thank u felix i wear the jacket im wearing quite often and it has a zipper

  • @ellusiv5121
    @ellusiv5121 3 роки тому +1

    What I learned from here is that Pewds likes to be on the summoner class because he has affinity for pets.

  • @myricalpengu3965
    @myricalpengu3965 4 роки тому +784

    Felix: "You have zipper right now!"
    Me: *taking a poo poo*

  • @williamhuggett7313
    @williamhuggett7313 4 роки тому +754

    “Ready to deliver some epic brofist towards racism”
    Felix:
    *wait*

  • @robertcortez4956
    @robertcortez4956 2 роки тому +2

    If anyone's wondering where the lightrsaber spoons came from, it came from cereal boxes during the Star Wars prequels as a promotion.

  • @egg6957
    @egg6957 2 роки тому +1

    I like how you can tell that he doesn't get half of the posts but still laughs anyways.

  • @TheLastChip
    @TheLastChip 4 роки тому +469

    Pewds : "You Have Zipper Right Now"
    Me : *Taking Shower While Watching PewDiePie*

    • @hikon1096
      @hikon1096 4 роки тому +22

      No Internet. Why do you watch UA-cam in your shower, why do you even bring your phone to your shower

    • @alrightytighty1572
      @alrightytighty1572 4 роки тому

      No Internet. please stop making quote memes it hurts me every time I hear one

    • @ayansaiyad6864
      @ayansaiyad6864 4 роки тому +8

      Fleshy zipper

    • @7L0TZ
      @7L0TZ 4 роки тому

      Weirdo

    • @N7C_25.0
      @N7C_25.0 4 роки тому +1

      I get it. I do it too sometimes

  • @giannisk.916
    @giannisk.916 4 роки тому +165

    When it’s been over 2 weeks since his single player world
    *Time for a blip blop crusade*

    • @finntaylor3590
      @finntaylor3590 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t care about minecraft series rn, I need more terraria

    • @The-fg4yt
      @The-fg4yt 4 роки тому +5

      @@finntaylor3590 no

    • @PersonMan1
      @PersonMan1 4 роки тому

      @@finntaylor3590 terraria is kind of boring

  • @Succubus_CatBoy
    @Succubus_CatBoy 3 роки тому +1

    Someone needs to do a fan art of this

  • @somebodyhelp4442
    @somebodyhelp4442 3 роки тому +1

    found this in recommended and i feel someone should make a game about things people post in /r/itemshop

  • @noahbowen9605
    @noahbowen9605 4 роки тому +743

    "Imagine my disappointment when i found out suction cups aren't a real thing."
    - Felix Childbirth

    • @boijames3253
      @boijames3253 4 роки тому +3

      Noah Bowen is that sarcasm ?

    • @bigmantyrone1728
      @bigmantyrone1728 4 роки тому +2

      Please say that was sarcasm

    • @fryktaf
      @fryktaf 3 роки тому +2

      Funnily enough, I think that exists now. It's called "GeckSkin" (weird name, I know), but it's gecko inspired. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe they were able to climb buildings with it a few years ago.

    • @Noah-oe5io
      @Noah-oe5io 3 роки тому

      Weren’t*

    • @josubrcr2371
      @josubrcr2371 2 роки тому +3

      "Felix Childbirth" 💀

  • @davidovesen9871
    @davidovesen9871 4 роки тому +871

    In Denmark an adjustable wrench is called a “swedish key.”

  • @kansascala
    @kansascala 3 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: The guns used in the gunchucks are called Obrez. They're essentially close range mosin nagants.

    • @stinkymonke3622
      @stinkymonke3622 2 роки тому

      Obrez means sawed off in Russian i was told lately

  • @lucasmancini2
    @lucasmancini2 3 роки тому +1

    I had this ActionMan 😂 you can press him on the back and he would release bubbles through his diving gear

  • @AbrahamMorales
    @AbrahamMorales 4 роки тому +351

    "Reddit week"
    "Gaming week"
    We all know where this is heading...

  • @bruhmoment5957
    @bruhmoment5957 4 роки тому +303

    Felix: Admires British marine for saving his comrades from an explosion
    Also Felix: Wow that BLOWS my mind!

  • @epic4623
    @epic4623 3 роки тому +1

    Here is how to get the infant armor
    : first you go to the frick camber (so you don’t have to do the work)
    : kidnap as many of the infants
    :build your armor

  • @pumpy4630
    @pumpy4630 3 роки тому

    Felix you are actually so funny
    i love your videos

  • @lenibosnic1092
    @lenibosnic1092 4 роки тому +135

    Felix: first thing when I come back from japan is minecraft singleplayer
    Also felix: *makes 3 non minecraft videos*

    • @ezcoezcoba968
      @ezcoezcoba968 4 роки тому +1

      I NEEED MINECRAAAAFT

    • @elasandin7453
      @elasandin7453 4 роки тому +1

      He did say they take a long time to edit, maybe that's why

    • @xDRAGONSTARx
      @xDRAGONSTARx 4 роки тому +1

      L Bosanac I don’t watch many of his non minecraft uploads. I start watching them and generally lose interest half way through.

    • @lenibosnic1092
      @lenibosnic1092 4 роки тому

      @@xDRAGONSTARx I like his non minecraft content but lets be real his minecraft series are the best

  • @cal928
    @cal928 4 роки тому +128

    "Brofist to racism- wait no!"
    Vox: *HMMMMMM*

    • @nayawhite3005
      @nayawhite3005 4 роки тому

      lol watch ppl be like "OMG FeLiX iS RaCiSt" no guys, he is not shut up. Lmao this comment funny tho

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 4 роки тому +1

      @@nayawhite3005 Wow, it's almost like you explained the joke. Haha isn't that crazy

  • @affemitderwaffel1235
    @affemitderwaffel1235 3 роки тому +4

    "yes i buy a tuba" - one year later ALPHORN Uuhuu

  • @Rose-ur7jd
    @Rose-ur7jd 3 роки тому +1

    flame crocodile, ammo turtle, and weapon chameleon are literally a pokemon starter trio

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 4 роки тому +186

    Felix: “YOU HAVE ZIPPER NOW THANK ME”
    Me: *sad that pewdiepie merchandise no have zipper*

    • @xMiseryPlays
      @xMiseryPlays 4 роки тому

      He needs a jacket that just says *Swedish noises* and like 4 sippers in random spots

    • @Anklejbiter
      @Anklejbiter 4 роки тому +1

      @@xMiseryPlays but it also needs 4 pockets, so you can put G FUEL in the sippers and sip it all day long!

    • @99toyotacorolla
      @99toyotacorolla 4 роки тому +1

      Me: *STICKY FINGAAAS*

  • @DiamondRadar
    @DiamondRadar 4 роки тому +886

    So who's going to tell pewdiepie that a suction cup wall climber thing is actually just a toilet plunger.

    • @brhmn4309
      @brhmn4309 4 роки тому +50

      Let him believe.

    • @obi-wankenobi7335
      @obi-wankenobi7335 4 роки тому +4

      Noob9000 I WILL

    • @muddywater1710
      @muddywater1710 4 роки тому +8

      Don’t expose him to the dark reality of this world

    • @Mothenjoyer420
      @Mothenjoyer420 4 роки тому +1

      Wait is it that guy who watched cursed tv commercials and said he would change his account photo to one of the scenes???

    • @FirstUsername
      @FirstUsername 4 роки тому +7

      wym, a dude used suction cups to climb Trump tower in 2016

  • @DeathStalker1469
    @DeathStalker1469 3 роки тому

    20:19 I think the book with every single step to every single pice of furniture that ikea has sold is more op than those books combined by guy

  • @nt9657
    @nt9657 3 роки тому +1

    9:17 when you make your ARK character super tiny, and then pull out a pump shotgun

  • @magndagni
    @magndagni 4 роки тому +356

    I think its fun that in Felix's mirror you can see him recording himself.

    • @clickmaestro595
      @clickmaestro595 3 роки тому

      Valdemar Magni sssddddddddddssddsdddddddddddddddddddddddddccddcxxccccfd2vdfdddddddd

    • @giovannimecenero5765
      @giovannimecenero5765 3 роки тому

      yes he talk like youre at mc donald with your friend and youre talking random about stupid things. woah i realized im more american then italian

  • @teo_carp
    @teo_carp 4 роки тому +344

    "swedish people use granades as meatballs"
    meanwhile in sweden
    how are the meatballs son?
    son?

  • @tornadochaser7226
    @tornadochaser7226 2 роки тому

    3:11 same thing happened to me lol. I wanted a bob the builder with a mini notepad when I was very young, so we got one and the notepad was made from fabric, and wasn’t a real notepad.

  • @lmn3208
    @lmn3208 3 роки тому +1

    3:53 “fishes” really. This is the same man who learns philosophy